Single Bullet Butane Soft Flame Lighter

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What does a bullet lighter say about its owner?
"I used to be in the military?"
"I like guns?"
"Don't mess with me?"
"I thought it was an actual bullet."
Well, whatever it says, you can say it with the Single Bullet Butane Soft Flame Lighter.
This isn't a flamethrower, of course. This lighter looks pretty intense, but actually has a softer side. It's got a lot of bark, but still packs enough bite to get your stuff lit anytime, provided you're not in a windstorm or underwater. If you're in either situation, may we recommend that you focus on things that are more important than lighting BBQ's etc? Like getting to shelter, or... you know... surfacing?
Whatever, do what you want.
Anyhow, like we were saying at the start, bullet lighters are best for those that should have them. You know -- soldiers, cops, hunters, paranoid home defense types -- whoever. But, like we were saying two sentences ago, you should do whatever you want. So maybe we can expand the list of people who should have bullet lighters. Maybe we can put gentler types on the list -- family talk therapists... kindergarten teachers... floral designers. Maybe it's time that people stopped feeling imprisoned by their lives, and started being as bad as they want to be!
It's time for a revolution! And it all starts with everyone buying a Single Bullet Butane Soft Flame Lighter, whether they smoke cigars or not! Everyone has something to light on fire, and this is the object they should be doing it with!! Bullet lighters to light scented candles! Bullet lighters to start grills! Bullet lighters to finish crème brûlée!
Bullet lighters for EVERYTHING!!!
Wow. Okay. Kind of got carried away, there.
Get this lighter or don't, it's up to you.
We're going to take a nap now.