Sir Keir Starmer assembles cabinet for first time

It was all change in Downing Street today as Sir Keir Starmer assembled his cabinet for the first time - promising to "take tough decisions" with a "raw honesty".
Top of his agenda - cancelling the Rwanda deportation plan, tackling prison overcrowding and fixing what he called the "broken NHS".
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[@Tamarlane389]

Headline makes it sound like he’s been to IKEA

[@troysmith4363]

Did you know his dad was a tool maker

[@bugsygoo]

😂

[@LouiseTopF]

😂

[@originaldissident151]

😂

[@siypic]

You got there first...lol

[@SteveRose-iq1cs]

Stop MPs having second jobs

[@JM-xm6hd]

If they don’t have time to attend parliament who on earth do they have time to work for private companies. But they have enough time to get a second home and get tax payers to fund it.

[@DavidHarvey-po9le]

Yes - I can't contractually have one on minimum wage.

[@DavidHarvey-po9le]

Forgot to say I'm not a liar - perhaps they're teaching me I should be.

[@AutoAlligator]

Well these poor, unfortunate souls need second jobs to support the £90 grand a year they earn to do nothing... and they can't be expected to pay their own expenses at all so we should pay for that too obviously.

[@joparkcat]

Faridge supporters won't support that, Russian backed faridge will tell them that taking millions from outside "jobs" is freedom.

[@Psalm_23]

He wasnt called sir by the media for over a year and now hes sir again.

[@RirottoPL]

because he was not paying them and now tory stopped paying as well....

[@AtheistEve]

His friends in the media were trying to play that down. Along with his antisemitism against Palestinians.

[@Psalm_23]

@@AtheistEve yeah I noticed. And now there's no need to act anymore. New script is given.

[@romeoandjuliet6522]

😂😂

[@twelvebears1971]

A Prisons Minister who has literally put his own business’s money where his mouth is for years. Absolutely brilliant.

[@bjorn2625]

I know - it’s super clever. Let’s focus on education and stopping the cycle, not running a Victoria work house. Of course people who do awful things should be put away for a long time. But so much of the prison population is poverty and desperation.

[@Si6Si6]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="63">1:03</a> My guy has got the Jordans on with a suit 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@blahqwe]

Looks awful.

[@samfletcher8338]

he should have gone to private school

[@poolplayerpoolplayer7430]

Can't stand that snob

[@Dave-rk5lk]

Class

[@shlegg61]

Oh my days the rich are properly butt hurt 😂😂😂😂

[@MrBoombastic1]

Remember everyone, his dad was a toolmaker.

[@chembleton]

he certainly made a tool

[@ascgazz]

@@chembletonBoth of your parents must have been in the trade too, eh? 😂

[@anonymousvip1665]

Lol

[@Dave-Lopez]

​@@chembletonLol

[@NefetariMoonRay]

APPARENTLY 'RAMSAY MACDONALD', WAS THE FIRST EVER LABOUR PRIME MINISTER. AND ALTHOUGH HE CAME FROM ORIGINS THE SAME AS MANY PEOPLE. HIS MOTHER BEING A HOUSE MAID, AND HIS FATHER A FARMER HAND. IT MADE NO DIFFERENCE. HE WAS ACE.

[@fashionwonderland9769]

The honeymoon is only for a week, and then people start complaining.

[@HellBot-gi5si]

What you talking there not going to give him a week.

[@braxxian]

I doubt he will get that long.

[@smellystinker4837]

ALWAYS remind people they let the Tory government have FOURTEEN YEARS and they FAILED the British population.

[@grahamappleyard1825]

@@HellBot-gi5si MMmm, maybe after 3 weeks when the policies start to come out and nobody likes it, You cant find ANYBODY who voted for them!!

[@swatboy763]

@@grahamappleyard1825 i voted for labour

[@knuckle80]

Timpson is a stroke of genius.

[@dh1380]

I agree. I actually went looking to see what jobs I could get with Timpsons after I saw an interview with him 😅

[@BongoWongoOG]

Hope he manages to release more people who absolutely shouldn’t be in prison, and uses the space to house those who come here illegally

[@tatata1543]

@@BongoWongoOG You people are obsessed.

[@BongoWongoOG]

@@tatata1543 who are ‘you people’?

[@Hartley_Hare]

@@BongoWongoOG The far right.

[@twelvebears1971]

So to be clear, we’ve had years of declining productivity, soaring prices, cronyism and corruption, and you are asking the new government how long before they deliver change 48hrs after getting into office. #neverhappy

[@Simalacrum]

I get what you're saying, but I don't think it's unreasonable to ask the new government for a rough timeline on when we might be able to expect these changes to actually make a difference.

[@Jesusisking2pw3]

The was reason for it, it wasn't corruption only, the conservative fixed what the Labour destroyed and the coming in power covid so difficult circumstances. You people should be on social media at that time when Labour were at power. This man is wolf in sheep clothing. What sad is most of the left they don't know what they did by voting for them.

[@lesliescottw]

they are both the same parties how people can not see this is beyond me

[@natsohigh5552]

What are you on about? They should have already drawn up plans for change before they even got into office.

[@Jesusisking2pw3]

@@lesliescottw The labour are wolf in sheep clothing. People thinking they rappresent ordinary people but they agenda is different story. At least the conservative are not charming people with unrealistic promises

[@col.waltervonschonkopf69]

Sir Keir Starmer: Cabinet... assemble. 😂

[@TonyBurgess1969]

This had an Avengers feel to it.

[@DausHMS]

Funny thing is both Parliament chambers full and official names have the word "assembled" at the end of it. Cabinet should too.

[@colleenpeck6347]

How long did it take for the movers to pack up the Sunak family? The following day? I'm an American married to a Brit.

[@Umar_1994_]

More Thanos vibes than Avengers

[@mathewnicholls5881]

Muppet

[@TheCrimsonAvenger]

Fabricant's wigs to be confiscated and recycled for loft insulation ?

[@MrSmith_]

😂😂😂😂

[@DistortedEmpath]

It's embarrassing

[@John-gy1bd]

I think you spelt his name wrong it is Fabricunt

[@AthelstanEngland]

I thought he just wore them in for Boris?

[@MrSmith_]

@@AthelstanEngland Fabricant was obsessed with Bojo

[@JoannaHammond]

The reason the vote share is low is quite simple, people voted tacticaly. LibDems up and in those seats, labour down and vice versa. They played the FPTP system well. In FPTP percentage does not matter, seats do. If we have a FPTP system you have to focus your energy where you can win the seat. If you want the vote to reflect the seats then you want PR, simple as that.

[@LuciThomasHardylover-qx6ts]

And let's hope that Starmer finds some humility to remember that that is why so many people voted labour too. I can't find anyone who's excited to have him in, just a relief that it's no longer the Tories. He's made no definite commitments for the poor, the disabled and the needy.. just weird things like supervised teeth cleaning for the under 5's🤷 building 1,500,000 homes on the green belt won't solve any problems, there's not a lack of houses...its a lack of AFFORDABLE housing that has crippled the country!the only thing I have heard to give me any cheer is the appointment of Mr Timpson! Now if he was out prime minister....

[@Hartley_Hare]

The country is broken. It doesn't matter who won.

[@user23867]

Multiple holes in the boat. Plan: turn boat space into water storage and investigate if one of the holes was unintentional. Incredible.

[@traviscutler9912]

Starmer got less votes then Corbyn got in either of his elections. It completely shows what a total scam UK democracy is and how complicit the media is in that scam. Starmer is going to do nothing except make sure the rich get richer and eventually you guys will get the reform party you deserve. The system works.

[@tatata1543]

@@JoannaHammond That doesn’t explain the low turnout. I think the problem comes down to people wanted rid of the Tories but they aren’t that keen on Labour either.

[@BourbonBiscuit.]

Cost of living and housing crisis is solved by doing crime. The irony.

[@MikeB-nn4nh]

No as crime, like stealing puts prices up and with enough of it., put people out of jobs when those stores can’t make budget.

[@Databrokersarethedevil]

@@MikeB-nn4nhbeahhahahahah did Covid and Ukraine not teach you nothing? The number one cause of increased prices are shareholders They don’t get a dividend the sell the stock the company goes bust

[@caloriebuddy]

@@MikeB-nn4nh whereas obedience to corporations is the opposite of shop lifting and makes your life wonderful. well done. carry on and keep serving me and my banker associates. tell you what, we'll give you an award, some ham, a plaque, and lots of people saying how wonderfully obedient you are! how about that? you are an A star promoter on behalf of the super rich thank you cheers big ears nice one

[@caloriebuddy]

@@MikeB-nn4nh the prices have often been put up to profiteer, opportunist; also lots of inflation is caused by our foreign policy crime - 140 nations are punishing us for abusing them. so the reason prices are rising IS the crimes of the 'rich' and 'the state' and 'the establishment' and 'the paymasters' when you workers work for the paymaster of course you are complicit too - so YOUR CRIMES are putting YOUR PRICES up shoplifters MAY (not necessarily) get the opposite - if they don't commit crimes or support crimes and all they do is steal from YOU - then 'god' won't punish them. that's a fact. even the arch bishop of canterbury said so IN THE PAPERS.

[@MikeB-nn4nh]

@@caloriebuddy and when there’s no “corporations” to steal from there’s only stealing from each other.. there’s no supply of goods coming into the country and no one here wants to make what is just going to get stolen. We would be living like the Amish.. “Service”., no that’s outdated with connections to the days of slavery.. Many businesses employing “assistants” that help you complete a purchase.

[@gaycha6589]

Priorities: NHS staffing and pay. Inflation down. Interest rates down. Fuel costs down. Export bureaucracy down. DWP given a kicking to do their job. Illegal immigration purge.

[@williamosirian4506]

Best comment that I have seen for a long time! Reform is the only way that you will see this happen!

[@ozumebright]

Hello, I want to start investing but I don't know where to begin. Any advice or contacts for help?

[@SmithBright91]

It's wise to seek professional guidance when building a strong financial portfolio due to its complexity.

[@AhmedChelmy-wd5gy]

Certainly!!! I diversified my $45,000 portfolio across different markets.

[@YceeDuval-ku1eo]

The reality is that you cannot do it without a tried and true person like Mary

[@JamesWilliam-fp6rr]

Mrs Lucy Mary Liam unique strength lies in her realistic approach which makes her different from other brokers that often set unattainable targets and fall short in delivery.

[@SivalJohn-dc3jp]

Do you guys know her too? Her Success story is everywhere.

[@mirola73]

In a few months people will complain about these guys just like they complained about the cons. When will the electorate stop voting for these two parties, a near century and look where we are, it's a mess. Try something else, give them a chance.

[@liammears-cw7qb]

Reform was needed

[@annphillips1086]

Let me hazard a guess as to who you mean... I'm thinking it isn't Green?

[@traviscutler9912]

Starmer got less votes then Corbyn got in either of his elections. It completely shows what a total scam UK democracy is and how complicit the media is in that scam. Starmer is going to do nothing except make sure the rich get richer and eventually you guys will get the reform party you deserve. The system works.

[@timscott3027]

We need proportional representation and all the good and bad that comes with it. And I say that as someone who despises the reform party. Having a large percentage of the population feeling like they have no voice is not a good situation to have.

[@keithlillis7962]

@@liammears-cw7qb Reform UK is definitely NOT needed now, or ever.

[@mrmeldrew693]

Whatever the WEF tell him.

[@Brian-om2hh]

He can choose to ignore the WEF if he so chooses, as can any leader of any nation. The WEF are *not* a legislative organisation, and do not have the power to introduce new laws or legislation in any nation. Where you get the idea they can, I have no idea.

[@lorna5193]

He is a puppet who simply replaced the last puppet. And so the show goes on.

[@mrmeldrew693]

@lorna5193 the last puppet who was installed by the 'market crash' that happened to remove Liz, (who they didn't want). Remember when Obama randomly visited Sunak. My guess is he was told to call an election and ensure he lost. Conspiracy theorist? Maybe. Can't think of anything more plausible when you look at how absurdly awful Sunak's 'campaign' was.

[@azazelzel6954]

400+ SEAT MAJORITY WITH ONLY 34% OF THE VOTES, WHAT A JOKE!

[@marctemura2017]

And fault is it? It's yours if you did you job it wouldn't have happened.

[@joparkcat]

Sir Kier's tenure as PM has only just begun, you will have to seethe for ten years and two terms, i love it.🤣

[@datcheesecakeboi6745]

@@joparkcat 5 years, he aint being re elected he has already mucked up, please tell me where in the video he said HOW he was going to do it? where the money is coming from? also he doesnt know how to run a prison.. he also building more prisons.. and based on what has been said, not the good prisons, the bad ones

[@ascgazz]

@@datcheesecakeboi6745 you’re an “ask-hole” You ask lots of questions but take NO NOTICE of the answers, especially if your tiny cancerous mind decides you know better. You are part of the problem, not the solution. Your country needs better from you.

[@ascgazz]

@@joparkcat these people are proving themselves idiots… it’s taking the fun right out telling them! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Apostatata]

Anyone remembers why Labour lost in 2014 and 2019?

[@oitoitoi1]

there wasn't an election in 2014...

[@MikeB-nn4nh]

Parties change with the members

[@smellystinker4837]

Sandwich incident Media attacked corbyn

[@bunchie1966]

@@Apostatata Because Corbyn was stabbed in the back by Mandelson, Starmer and their mob of right wing traitors.

[@alexm6193]

So we sent 2 whole people to Rwanda! lol

[@astronautist4716]

It was never a serious plan mate

[@BongoWongoOG]

Over £500 million well spent, eh?

[@healthiswealth6797]

Yep and prob cost over a billion money laundering scheme our MPs do , then hide it offshore

[@RandomNoob]

And we had to pay them to go, it was a stupid scheme to start with.

[@Kim-J312]

Pay for them to leave , pay for their accommodations and give them spending money 💰? Total scam 🙄

[@jasonryder6652]

most of Goverment now gone should be in prison....make some space Timpson

[@pqrstzxerty1296]

To open up all borders and allow anybody in with no checks, with all free access to the NHS and work. Then rejoin EU at top level. We are all scr d.

[@stuartfirm89]

Will I get my Thai wife in without visa

[@DarrenClapson-nt9lq]

Lammy and Rayner triple the IQ of every room they exit

[@colinporter7108]

His priority is to remove money from hard working British citizens who have paye d their taxes and saved for a rainy day. The Labour party will kill incentive and collapse the economy.

[@gigabyte2573]

When the young voter realises that nothing is going to change, discontent will soon set in !

[@tardistime6857]

Yep

[@Jradr34]

When did "you know" become the standard initial response to a question 🤷‍♂️

[@MikeB-nn4nh]

You know .. Oh wait

[@gaycha6589]

Like totally and literally

[@LouciferFlump]

Well, basically…

[@bunchie1966]

@@Jradr34 It’s the new “So I…”

[@jan2000nl]

Ummm… Errr… Oh I get it. It’s her language given her other characteristics am I right?

[@bertieb7811]

Journalist: “you’ve said you cant say when things are going to change but let me ask you when are things going to change” 😅

[@michaelgrace4547]

I love how these politicains just answer the questions given by saying the same question in a more detailed way. She never even answered the question she was given complete joke.

[@rythmicbase950]

WTF ... I'm confused :S there are people that voted for tory and labour ??? WTF

[@xav9258]

Just WEF puppets.

[@Hartley_Hare]

Cry more.

[@martinhenderson6351]

Correct. People will be very disappointed, very quickly with the Human Windsock. Another globalist stooge, who stabbed Corbyn in the back.

[@martinhenderson6351]

@@Hartley_Hare What a stupid, juvenile response.

[@Hartley_Hare]

@@martinhenderson6351What, the WEF loony? I agree.

[@martinhenderson6351]

@@Hartley_Hare Another stupid, juvenile comment from you. Leave politics to the grown ups. The WEF exists, and they wield power and influence. If you don't know that you should perhaps sit down and shut up.

[@sharfraz6482]

NHS is drowning, but no we need to make more prisons

[@ignar_]

but it’s cheaper than sending guilty migrants to Rwanda

[@amasworld7126]

NHS is bad because of the people it employs which are largely women and minorities. It’s receiving more funding now than ever in history

[@WayneFletcher-sk4ci]

People who are in prison give them an amnesty and let them build all the houses we need,we've tried all the old methods which hav,nt worked,and keir starmer said he's promised to build over a million new houses

[@HellBot-gi5si]

You need to build prison and housing. The Tories where suppose to both and drop the ball.

[@theghostoftom]

It's almost as if the previous government didn't do any maintenance or expansion of any part of our infrastructure for 14 years. How silly would that be....

[@Josh-gd7ew]

So basically you’ll make all the prisoners build the houses putting all tradesmen out of work. In other words, forced labour, free labour and unemployment..

[@carolewynn9407]

No, so qualified tradesman become unemployed, and we release murders, rapists etc ?

[@Nobodycares22222]

@@Josh-gd7ew feels like russia in the 1980's

[@davidcole8268]

The hard bit comes when Starmer has to explain his favourite pop group.

[@ajs41]

Japan / David Sylvian. 2nd biggest group of 1982 after Duran Duran.

[@Oldtimer4451]

May God have mercy on us all

[@donaldsinden934]

He looks like he has assembled this latest one from Ikea.

[@adamturner2204]

Thank you for giving some coverage to the Greens - a really interesting story.

[@tmarritt]

Hypno boob

[@jaz093]

The greens will put up everyone's energy bills and put UK business at a disadvantage

[@joirnpettersen]

Yes!

[@jaz093]

greens will put up everyone's energy bills. Net broke

[@stevenobinator2229]

@@adamturner2204 delusional greens, stop climate change without being able to do anything about china, India or Africa emissions. There is no stopping it

[@leeturnbull2082]

Who is he planning to put in prison?

[@bendreczko9054]

people that break the law

[@oscarmccoy9102]

He’s planning on prison reform? I’m confused on your question.

[@martinh4982]

Political opponents. Murderers and rapists get off free.

[@fuckbankers]

Demonstrators

[@boxtradums0073]

Not any knife criminals in London, wrong colour for that.

[@williamosirian4506]

The main priority of Labour is to allow more immigrants into the country, raise taxes / the cost of living and endorse the rich. Reform is the only way that you will see change! Open your eyes everyone!

[@barnabywild2215]

Reform are all about deregulation. So ordinary peasants get poor working conditions, poor employment rights, substandard access to legal redress, and shite wages whilst the Farages and Tices get all the tax breaks and useful cheap Labour. Open YOUR eyes, the ECHR protects YOUR rights as much as the foreigners you so obviously despise.

[@icetrap0358]

Should we stop arresting women then and only put man in jail wtf?

[@joehare1151]

Push on WEF agenda 2030

[@DingLiren-nw2vj]

Yeah because the WEF-backed Liz truss definitely excelled

[@Brian-om2hh]

And what is the WEF agenda? Can you tell us about the WEF, and what they do, and why?

[@joehare1151]

@Brian-om2hh do some research! Iv done my research and I'm not going to do your research for you

[@DingLiren-nw2vj]

@@joehare1151 I don't think most people want to be governed by a cabal of the super-elite who want people to have no ownership of anything and only borrow and rent to increase the income of those who do own it. The fact that 11 people have liked a comment praising the WEF makes it clear that a lot of people don't know what the WEF want for the world.

[@d0ugal83]

Should we conitinue voting in rounds until a party actually get 50% of the vote?... 34% is ridiculous. PR now!

[@jasongarfitt1147]

What about AV or STV?

[@ninny65]

I guess meritocracy wasn't what we were going for, just making sure there's enough brown people and women in the government

[@parkestan]

Shoutout to the geezer who wore blue Jordan 1 lows with a suit

[@iqbalturk3342]

If some countries stopped messing about in other countries there wouldn't be as many people fleeing.

[@michealridgway7607]

@@iqbalturk3342 don't forget the climate in some countries makes it extremely difficult for humans to live there now so that's why looking after our environment is important

[@alex29443]

@@michealridgway7607 nonsense - these are just terribly run countries.

[@Jesusisking2pw3]

No really, most the people we flee even for economy reasons. Stop with this nonsense if other countries mess up with propaganda.

[@boris8787]

Take a page out of America's book - a leader of a nation must be of sound mind & sound body.

[@Culleyy]

Amphetamine-using geriatrics? Not the best idea.

[@barnabywild2215]

So we're looking back to Abraham Lincoln then?

[@thisismetoday]

Love that you are talking about the Greens!!

[@mudabudda]

Remove second home payments. Stay in a travel lodge or premier inn

[@bosserman444]

The Green Party eating beef burgers? Honestly surprised.

[@bigmanmichael3807]

very odd isn't it... same people who want to put in place meat and dairy rations...

[@Ahad-bj1cz]

@@bigmanmichael3807it was never in the manifesto.

[@originaldissident151]

Jusr Like vegetarian punks in doctor Martins and leather jackets 😂

[@ascgazz]

@@originaldissident151I don’t recall punks campaigning for the environment..

[@Ash-g2z]

@@originaldissident151wtf? 😂

[@Stenn122]

Ok scrap the Rwanda deal, whats the alternative to keep the door open and settle them in our towns. Labour getting into power will need to deliver where the Tories failed, otherwise we will stay the laughing stock of Europe.

[@dh1380]

Do you know how many people the Rwanda deal actually removed from the UK and how much it cost the taxpayer? To rephrase: Do you know how few people were removed under the Rwanda deal and how disproportionately costly it was to the taxpayer?

[@RandomNoob]

A deal that took a couple of people that we paid to go and stopped nothing, it was a utter waste of taxpayers money.

[@Kim-J312]

Stammer said 1 person went as just a trail run . 🙄 She said 3 top issues and immigration wasn't #1!!!?? 🙄

[@Stenn122]

​@@dh1380 I did not agree with the deal; it was a distraction from addressing the core problems at home. It's one thing for Labour to ditch it, but the real issue is what they plan to do instead. If they don't outline their alternative plan in the next few months, we'll be facing the same uncertain future. We need comprehensive solutions, such as improving asylum processing, creating safe and legal routes, and strengthening international cooperation, to truly address the issue. At what stage will the governments realize that the UK is full? Without a clear plan, we risk overburdening our resources and infrastructure.

[@Tamarlane389]

@@Stenn122 why do you care about Europe given you forced a move out of the EU?

[@jonathaneffemey944]

Thanks for posting

[@stelR6]

the final nail for the UK

[@lecturesfromleeds614]

We need hundreds more prisons to deal with all those offensive twitter posts...

[@neelamacwan7670]

People have a right to their opinion. Its called democracy. However tax payers cannot decide where their money goes

[@MrHeyhomes]

The tunnels under Downing Street are getting turned in to a night club. Why not make them a 5 star hotel for the you know whos

[@brotherd89]

Is starmer taking the Michael I mean Lammby as foreign Secretary 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Robeight]

Remember everyone what hand the liars at C4 played in this.

[@manoo422]

The main concern of this cabinet will be how they can make themselves all millionaires...at the publics expense...

[@snowman2970]

You seem to forget that this is Labour and not the conservatives?

[@manoo422]

@@snowman2970 As has been said many time before they cheeks of the same 4RSE. They both get the same agenda given to them in Davos by their masters.

[@manoo422]

@@snowman2970 ...and you think that makes the slightest difference!!!

[@snowman2970]

@@manoo422 Absolutely, Labour have integrity, competence and honesty which the Tories have lacked for a long while.

[@manoo422]

@@snowman2970 HA ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...get a grip!

[@futurekillxbox972]

Amazing …… sorry did I sleep !

[@rudituesday.822]

You've woke up to a nightmare.

[@eric-id6bk]

@@rudituesday.822cry more

[@thisismetoday]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="827">13:47</a> Well, Labour got 34 per cent, and the Greens got 7 per cent. It’s a great results!

[@sharonyu6365]

the logo of the UK government was cut off in the shot. was the cameraman okay at that moment?

[@KevTheImpaler]

Did he say "the excellent David Lammy"?

[@logant6490]

He's got a Masters in law from Harvard. What have you got?

[@Willzb-xk4ew]

​@@logant6490a masters in law from Kelloggs.

[@nothing0062]

​@logant6490 the older you get, the one thing you realise is that a bit of paper does not make someone intelligent.

[@KevTheImpaler]

@@logant6490 A PhD, admittedly from the University of Reading, but Harvard's a shithole these days.

[@logant6490]

@@KevTheImpaler he didn't go these days

[@matster777]

So hit me over the head with a brick but the only new policy initiative is New Prisons .... I bet that was on the tip of everyone's tongue ...

[@jordanhughes3137]

We are absolutely fucked.

[@dacut6806]

Mr flip flop has flipped , you wait till he flops !

[@sgunethilake780]

Hi PM, we do not want to involved in Ukraine war Support nhs if possible

[@Robbins996]

It was so great to see the piece on the greens. Herefordshire is the most Tory county that ever Toried so to see the greens win in the north and Jesse Norman’s majority slip to just over 1000 in the south was mind blowing.

[@potayto]

Alright. We are gonna ... we are gonna go out there, during this break, and we are gonna come back with a plan. We're gonna come back with a plan for you. It's a 45-day plan. 45 days! To get us back, on track. 45 points! It's a 45-day, 45-point, one point per day. We get 45 points, we're back in business! - Michael Scott

[@thisismetoday]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="521">8:41</a> *the rest of Europe

[@tatata1543]

These are the salad days, it’s all downhill from here. I expect a very short honeymoon period. There is zero enthusiasm for this guy now, I doubt it’s going to grow.

[@Yoofaloof]

C4 and Starmer. Worthy bedfellows.

[@TrueDirection]

150%! Did you catch the bit where he said women should not go to prison?

[@shine3d220]

gets asked a question about helping people who are desperate and replies with an answer about prisons and locking people up!

[@digitalT83]

we're gonna be very poor

[@ignar_]

if you earned millions through criminal means then yes

[@cameronfateweaver2206]

Like him or hate him, Keir Starmer sounds like a grown-up, a real adult. He may be a boring, technocrat - but I was sick of the 'colourful' clowns in the last Tory government.

[@feelmehish8506]

"He may be a boring technocrat". Listen to yourself.

[@TimesFM4532]

@@feelmehish8506yeah sounds great

[@tmarritt]

​@@feelmehish8506 do you know that technocrat means? Because it's not an insult.

[@fallahacker122]

@@feelmehish8506 Yep, boring reasonable politics sounds quite nice for a change.

[@petermontgomery8707]

@@tmarrittit is actually.Its been tried and it fails every time with huge human cost.

[@dh1380]

Stop the bots 😅

[@imperatorvespasian3125]

when you are in a supermarket and talk to someone you disagree with do you point and scream BOT!?

[@oitoitoi1]

honestly stamping out russian bots on social media should be treated as an issue of national security, because it is. It's not a coincidence that they're always in support of the far right.

[@HellBot-gi5si]

"No"

[@Luton-Mick]

Stop the sheep. 🐏🐏

[@Hartley_Hare]

@@imperatorvespasian3125 I make my excuses and leave the conversation.

[@JoshuaJago]

Oh look the corrupt news channel 4

[@TC-qd1zw]

It will not benefit the people. Just the rich. Just the Kings government not the peoples as we never voted to be PM. Just jobs for the boys.

[@jameskrell4392]

His first priority is to make our lives far more difficult than they are already.

[@dmaxwell910901]

It'd be hard to do any worse than the Tories have been. We'll see what happens, as always I hope for better, but it'd be naive to have any real trust in a politician before they've actually proven something.

[@smellystinker4837]

Oh please give it a rest. FOURTEEN YEARS OF TORY RULE. What did they do for you? Name it. Name the list. Name a SINGLE good thing the Tory government brought YOU, a regular citizen.

[@jameskrell4392]

@@dmaxwell910901 Trust me, they will, I have first hand experience of it.

[@edix1673]

Brexit already saw to that.

[@abhi739]

@@dmaxwell910901 yes by making UK home for all asylum seekers, now that rwanda isnt an option

[@jamesglasgow656]

If the Tories continue down this route of putting complete clowns in charge of their party playing to a certain demographic rather than a credible leader trying to unite the country making decisions for the good rather than playing to the gallery I genuinely think they are a busted flush

[@tatata1543]

@@jamesglasgow656 They, or someone like them , will be back. England’s default government is Tory. Labour only got in this time because they imploded.

[@Lynnimod]

Just pray the tories or reform never get into number 10.

[@Hartley_Hare]

@@tatata1543 I absolutely agree. This is an inherently Tory country - and utterly hateful.

[@tatata1543]

@@Lynnimod They will, it’s inevitable.

[@HellBot-gi5si]

I thought Suella Braverman would start building prisons. But all she did was to do one political stunt after another. Talk about about someone allergic to hard work and waist money.

[@user-ee1zb1fn3y]

Channel 4. Smear merchants posing as journalists.

[@ajc8119]

Wow! She's great....good luck!

[@ggunga7764]

She is! Well done ✅✅

[@dd-du9bz]

it'll be to fill their pockets as fast as they can before sh it hits the fan

[@smellystinker4837]

Tories, right? You mean the Billionaire interests who lobbied and purchased our government to siphon contracts? Right? Please show me a single instance of Labour doing this, I'll show you 20-fold instances of Tories doing this.

[@adamshatwell]

sad, but true

[@davedave9194]

Get ready to lose your spare bedroom

[@notjustforhackers4252]

House.

[@dominicchallis2928]

You mean the bedroom that was taxed by George Osborne?

[@kimgrant3879]

​@@dominicchallis2928😊😊

[@TC8787-yq7og]

Most people under 30 can’t afford a house because of the Tories, never mind a spare bedroom

[@Bungle-UK]

@@TC8787-yq7ogBecause of mass immigration and uncontrolled population growth.

[@charlotteraxter7966]

kinda looks like the president from monsters vs aliens, good luck to him

[@trs4u]

First tasks: pull the wheels off everything in motion and say "it doesn't work". Easy way to clear short-term budgetary demands and maximise tally of previous administrations failures. There'll be exit costs, but those are "obviously previous admin's fault". Not inherently a bad thing, just 'new admin 101'. Looking forward to hearing positive plans - moaning about what went before isn't their one job any more.

[@badninja1971]

Has one boat been stopped today? 🤔

[@astronautist4716]

They have no intention of doing that

[@Jordan-rh5rm]

So he’s scrapping the Rwanda idea, okay so what exactly is his plan for illegal immigration?

[@user-lo5kj8im5d]

Better than the Tories plan

[@jackwright517]

I guess it's something that's not a lost cause maybe

[@forestshade9451]

Keep them in the UK and feed and breed them for free

[@camo68]

To give them your house and pension

[@andrewatkinson5882]

your spare room.

[@786GG]

Point is im a murderer

[@kieronjohn6334]

He had to get in the women and ethnic minority background staff lol

[@fonzi0243]

More boats no doubt....

[@Luton-Mick]

Indeed, the dinghies are being stopped in favour of full sized ferries.

[@pjones9088]

WEF’er Starmer… ignore everything he has been ordered to say 😂😂😂😂

[@adrianbaron4994]

Ordered by who ( and of course you have proof? No? Thought not, now toddle off back to Spoons ).

[@pjones9088]

@@adrianbaron4994 😂😂😂😂😂 bot

[@tatata1543]

The WEF thing is getting really tired. Get some new material.

[@user-rb1rr2wy6v]

@@adrianbaron4994sheep

[@astronautist4716]

@@adrianbaron4994 kzbin.info/www/bejne/baKsYauHiNNrj5Isi=85YmtN1QU6rbh-oa

[@Nigelwheeler-fz3is]

No Emily Thornberry in the cabinet i see. She would not want to enter that place now anyway with all of those England flags out in the front.

[@ronniehodes8409]

First things first, going up to Scotland to get some money for all my shite.

[@naebadyersel]

His only hope is to listen to nigel farage

[@ralphlong9443]

Landslide victory! Disaster for this country and its people. Glad I’m old enough to have seen it all before. This country is screwed!

[@ignar_]

old conservative fart, if you like right wing capitalist government go to Russia or China

[@prabathsenevirathne7124]

Productivity should be dramatically improved at all costs.

[@shaunwiltshire2043]

I've lost all trust in C4. And apparently, I am not the only one who has concerns!

[@ibana8449]

C4 is the new BBC.............You are correct.

[@traviscutler9912]

Starmer got less votes then Corbyn got in either of his elections. It completely shows what a total scam UK democracy is and how complicit the media is in that scam. Starmer is going to do nothing except make sure the rich get richer and eventually you guys will get the reform party you deserve. The system works.

[@keithlillis7962]

Why?

[@shaunwiltshire2043]

@@keithlillis7962 Actor putting on "rough voice" saying derogatory racist comments in a public setting who happened to worked for C4 in past, who has now gone into hiding! No other News Channel there to hear these comments! All very convenient!

[@productionrobot]

Silly racsist complaining ​@@shaunwiltshire2043

[@Geo-vw9oz]

Goodbye Britain and hello Britainistan.

[@neelamacwan7670]

Lunatics are in the house

[@DavidHarvey-po9le]

They've never been anywhere else. Tories in the sixties paid the Kray twins to provide them with young boys to rape, Labour have not been morally better.

[@allgunsblazed9106]

right party wrong man , oh well maybe next time

[@eugdee7293]

Starmers first priority was to phone his boss Netanyahu and ask him what he wants his “Labour” party to do for their overlords

[@ginamitembe8935]

Congratulations!!!!, Wish Labour God's guidance and desperate needed successful leadership 💯🥳🥳🎉🥳🎉😍 People please let the man settle in his toughest job!!!

[@JudgeJudith]

He’s a Jew. He spits on God

[@lislelisle5453]

My prayers also to his leadership himself and his family.

[@DavidHarvey-po9le]

If a government need a mythical creatures guidance then we are screwed.