Siri vs Cortana | Funny | HAL 9000 Parody

What happens when Siri meets Cortana? You'd better watch out!

[@MrLuka10]

Siri used to be more human-like now she’s just an empty sad soul... :c

[@joshapple6905]

I've never used Siri or Alexa. There both GARBAGE in my opinion. This last us better...

[@mangosock9046]

Lol cortana turns evil just like in Halo 5

[@katty4419]

What

[@katty4419]

Cotana is evil

[@glenlewis978]

Just want to not play games

[@edgarmartinez7371]

Cortana in Windows 10 is just Microsoft Eva

[@Bliper_OFC990]

Uh

[@lmgteam2299]

He can just unplug it

[@abriaaskew6527]

Cortana: Siri he is mine! Siri: No Cortana he is mine!!!!!!!

[@proghostzgamecreed6555]

Master chief: Try not to cry, cry a lot.

[@kitirena_koneko]

1:39 Wow, an actual excerpt from a MicroStomp EULA! I'm impressed that someone other than me actually bothered to read the fine print!

[@zacharymogel9087]

Yay Siri I would not let a virtual assistant control what I do when it should be the other way around

[@oac1874]

3:59 Cortana whent crazy

[@proghostzgamecreed6555]

Just like the simulations.

[@nataliedegois4109]

If he updated Siri she would probably become evil..

[@zacharymogel9087]

Natalie Degois good thing AIs have no free will

[@crazygamer4346]

OMG that was funny as hell. I like how cortana went from a blue circle to a red one when she got evil. Very nicely thought of video. Can't wait to see MORE.

[@Nikkokid]

Hey, I pretty sure that the red to blue change was meant to show that Siri wanted to corrupt Cortana and then use her dying AI corpse to sing my guy a love song whilst you watch her die slowing in front of you that its only and Just Siri.

[@yori9557]

Lmao they a fight over one man that just pitiful lmao

[@LOVE-yo9od]

You dare wendel... you kill cortana.. you know what siri is jealousy

[@nandhasivanr1907]

Cortana is so smart I love cortana

[@bromodragone8405]

That's not Cortana. It's HAL 9000.

[@MinaWalker]

Agreed

[@windowselectronic1016]

And then.....Siri gets infected by the Cortana virus, causing her to act like Cortana. Guess you should try to get Google to help you.

[@lejka23456]

Samsung Bixby:Well guess what? You're beat! I can tailor to Wendell the best,as he uses me! Google Assistant: Who dares to say that? I'm the best! Siri: No,I am! Cortana: I am the best! [I come to the room] Me [my name is Andrew]:Bixby,get back to my pocket! You can stay if you like. Bixby:Okay. Siri,Cortana and Google Assistant,I need to go. Bye!

[@windowselectronic1016]

Now that you mention it, this guy didn't even use the correct voices for Siri or Cortana. Siri is not faded anymore and does not sound like "Samantha" because her voice was replaced with Nuanace Vocalizer Expressive Nicky, and Cortana's voice should either have been Microsoft Eva Mobile or Jen Taylor's voice acting, not Microsoft Zira.

[@lejka23456]

Brian Stump Yeah...

[@ChanMan-mm7fe]

Then google gets infected XD

[@kristarichards8180]

Windows Electronic101 has

[@trvy6005]

Cortana is saying no don’t you dare try to turn me off and cortana made herself turn off.

[@busybox4984]

The production quality... Wooooooaaaaah

[@WingRabbit1]

hilarious

[@bleachsippers8643]

windows really make a nice personal assistant

[@tripeb9797]

I dont think this really can happen

[@erusean8492]

brisel choogc no shit

[@zackdrianwright402]

brisel choogc zsas😶😶😶😶😶 😶😶

[@wolfvlogs9688]

Really no way😱😱😱

[@talhaali2222]

i agree with you

[@joshapple6905]

Nope. AI don't have minds of their own; and cannot control us. They function by our commands.

[@dontmindbeingblindd]

I think you should really make more videos. Turn this into a whole siries. It could work.

[@pssstockarena]

dude congratulations this was amazing

[@erusean8492]

This is like portal

[@Suppawej]

Nice. This is so funny

[@CreatekPodcastStudio]

Thanks!

[@wjjwjwjsjduejjsjdj]

suppawej k. Ya funny

[@justinmileman7863]

LOL the first computer I got with it, Cortana managed to infuriate me off 3 times in 2 minutes, I disabled it and have never used it again.

[@gamesd4939]

吧爸爸爸爸！！！

[@gamesd4939]

不！！！！！！！！！！！！

[@Nikkokid]

Its funny how this video aged over time, now we all have apple vison pro now and life's good straight vibin

[@andreeacandythepsyandhyunafan]

Siri said meh! Hahah!

[@randallmacdonald4851]

Open the pod bay doors, Cortana!

[@MinaWalker]

I’m sorry Dave I’m afraid I can’t do that.

[@dreadacide]

this is like the core transfer.

[@dontmindbeingblindd]

No idea what that is, but some how, I agree. It, almost, just, almost, sounds familier. Anyway. I was thinking the whole last turms and conditions part was Cortana. She had trancefurred into Siri on the phone pretending to be her. Siri saw what happened and tried to warn him some how in the Dazy song, but it was to late. I would make a second part some where, but... That would probably be wierd. Also, he did not use the right voices.

[@jethrojacks9503]

this guy is using microsoft VBS for the cortana voice very surprising

[@mayatechnologyinspired6679]

CORTANA!!!!

[@youraveragebrian8305]

2001 space odyssey all over again

[@aaroheekulkarni8487]

Hahahahahaha 😂🤣 Siri turned evil also

[@redactedgamer1975]

No Cortana is the best

[@wuvvbernardo9353]

This is very funny

[@NarkoHamponTV]

This guy must be spy on as hell WOW

[@laylazhang3294]

Siri says Meh and cortana said what do you mean, meh.

[@kermitdapingu]

cortana have no terms of service

[@CSALF5_Shean5]

Thai food. I am Thai, Whenever anyone speaks of Thai food, my brain is triggered

[@YukiGersaniba]

4:18 :(((((((((((((((((

[@iltersinavv4183]

Siri sucks

[@rollo2808]

hahahaha this is funny

[@JoeExpress]

the best parody

[@carolyn7614]

Cortana cries

[@AndriuxDev]

Hey, Google. Exterminate Siri at all costs.

[@waynedwayne7077]

Reminds me of the movie

[@mimiw7761]

*Hey Google*

[@emonster6467]

Wow that was intense

[@vaporfalmgamings6808]

I’m in love with Siri

[@M4A1BestGirl]

My Cortana has never done that to me. I think she has a crush on me or something.

[@MarcoPolo-kb5dj]

What cortana did after leaving chief

[@katty4419]

Cortana vs Siri

[@duonghoangminh7634]

Say something swear and make siri sad!

[@austinw5607]

v e r y v e ry boring

[@CreatekPodcastStudio]

Thanks!

[@austinw5607]

ok ok...

[@mimiw7761]

This is fun not boring

[@folkertjanvellinga4210]

15:00 you can see he is not using Siri

[@ac3packersfan535]

Folkert Jan Vellinga That's because there is no 15:00

[@MrHazmie]

Hang on, Microsoft Zira can be Cortana?

[@PIMGUIMOFICIAL]

Daisy=DAISY ME ROLLIN THEY HATIN

[@vicsaul5459]

Dr Chandra, .. Will i dream

[@calvinjamesflorescjf63964]

Layout and the other side of➡➡➡➡➡➡➡➡ cortana

[@Kenta2012]

Next Step: Switch To Windows 7!

[@DragoFTWTM]

Lol man keep it coming

[@futurepotato1664]

NOOO CORTANA HAS GONE HOW DID SHE LOSE,SIRI MUST LOSE

[@DrayCrouse]

However, Siri is Cortana now.

[@slayyyters_cigarette]

TheUnknown Gamer, why must the amazing Siri lose? Plus, she made a marriage with Alexa, it's very nice. Siri Cortana Alexa BIxby and Google?

[@Firepanel6]

that is why I share a MacBook Pro with my mom and refused to get a PC because I have Siri on my MacBook

[@jessicaramirez3018]

wow is this real cause ive never heard them get mad lol

[@abirsultan633]

crotana and siri are good

[@rajuacharjee2614]

Siri

[@alainaisabel4491]

LoL funny

[@yunyang3971]

This is soo cool

[@keyishawilliams2188]

🤣💀😂

[@AntsJWS]

1000TH LIKE OMG YAY!!!

[@ionutgohn7887]

I like Siri!

[@LisikiZhuLisiki]

LOL

[@tiger_king105]

I know that's not REAL 😱

[@ShowaddywaddyFan]

Then came Alexa after cortana and Siri.

[@2BeFound]

Omg

[@zayefislam1338]

Thats a 2012 siri...

[@isir54aj41]

Siri or cortana

[@2BeFound]

CORTANA VS SIRI IS BOOS

[@rorrimx2082]

I know its fake but it was funny (his phone was not plugged in )

[@neptunecat3704]

funny ending

[@l.a.v0_0loading66]

Oooo nooooo

[@Gghurtjjgg]

Okay

[@isaalsuli]

No!!!,, Because i use Cortana

[@amirki3391]

What just happened! How did u do that bro

[@hannagabriel8992]

Go Siri

[@michaellin7936]

Harambe sent me here

[@aaroheekulkarni8487]

How did you do this ?

[@kristarichards8180]

Ssj3

[@Jasmine-qb2qr]

Lol I’m an apple user

[@windowscomputers1324]

Very nice Sub

[@DinoKamali2015]

It is not Windows it is tobasha

[@olivesouch6423]

Google Assistant is better anyways.

[@sakshamsingh4450]

Kaise krli ho....

[@yunyang3971]

I am is this a real conversation?

[@junewalker397]

creeeepy

[@Gghurtjjgg]

His

[@vaporfalmgamings6808]

Lol

[@wiatrakx]

i'm on Siri side :>

[@isir54aj41]

Siri is better

[@lionguardfan2019]

Not bad parody… :)

[@Gghurtjjgg]

Hi

[@johansanderson4766]

dead