Siskel and Ebert Outtakes Rant 2 - McDonald's

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@GP1138
@GP1138 11 ай бұрын
No matter how many times I see this, ".... the following" never fails to slay me.
@awr2217
@awr2217 Жыл бұрын
So bitter sweet to watch these men. When I was a teenager in Detroit, Michigan back in the seventies every Saturday I couldn't wait to watch them on Sneak Previews. They taught me the beauty and essence of film and acting. And they're one of the best comedy teams ever. Thank you Gene. Thank you Roger.
@tdivad
@tdivad 15 жыл бұрын
I love how Gene can laugh at himself just as much as he dished it out at Roger. I miss those guys.
@wasteland70
@wasteland70 16 жыл бұрын
"He ordered a cone and a sundae!" LMAO! I watch this a few times a day. I love it.
@joellindhorst3083
@joellindhorst3083 4 жыл бұрын
"One of everything to go! And one of everything to stay here!" I. AM. DEAD. HAHA
@Gynecologist
@Gynecologist 3 жыл бұрын
Lol. Can you IMAGINE the quantity of food that would be!
@wasteland70
@wasteland70 16 жыл бұрын
I love how they are able to laugh at themselves. It's hysterical. You would think they'd be snobs, but they laugh at their own flawes. Love it. (Like I said before, I watch this a few times a day!)
@hoyit
@hoyit 4 жыл бұрын
I’m 42 here in 2020. Watching this makes me miss not only them, so much, but life in the 80’s and 90’s.
@TheConciseStatement
@TheConciseStatement 16 жыл бұрын
I love how Ebert starts REVIEWING Siskel's insults.
@lionelraoul
@lionelraoul 4 жыл бұрын
Brilliant.
@Anarchist86ed
@Anarchist86ed 16 жыл бұрын
Noone can deny they had a chemistry that has never been matched.
@nunyabidness4220
@nunyabidness4220 Жыл бұрын
"They ask Roger if you want cheese with your cheeseburger, he says yes!" -- I have no idea why that's so funny, but it is.
@boledle
@boledle 3 жыл бұрын
What a wonderful, rare working relationship these two had. And hearing Siskel F-bomb ... priceless
@KOHF34
@KOHF34 9 жыл бұрын
That's true friendship.
@daveybaby131
@daveybaby131 9 жыл бұрын
Two ugly old drunks who are dead
@rosebug1999
@rosebug1999 7 жыл бұрын
KOHF34 absolutely a true friendship
@DLSacks
@DLSacks 6 жыл бұрын
Ebert took his last drink in the late 60s, decades before their TV show.
@bloboshitful
@bloboshitful 5 жыл бұрын
@@DLSacks it is drunk here
@kellygreen5556
@kellygreen5556 5 жыл бұрын
@@bloboshitful I get it now. Although Ebert looked like hell before and after cancer...although he was a total failure at writing screenplays and produced garbage demeaning to women......"he" chatted about which movie these boys should see. That makes him "way cool" and immortal in their little boy eyes. they are ignorant of Ebert's history. The fantasy world of Hollywood fills their lonely nights. Ebert is gone and forgotten. I am here to howl at these freaks who admire his sweater vests and giant glasses. It is the only date they will ever have!
@BooNube
@BooNube 10 жыл бұрын
Anyone who looks at this and doesn't see two guys who loved the hell out of each other just doesn't get guys.
@bloboshitful
@bloboshitful 5 жыл бұрын
Ebert fanboys are complete losers who make him seem like Miss America. Any bullshit ( Hollywood escapism from sad reality) turns them on
@domine3
@domine3 5 жыл бұрын
@MotherofGodandSatan You're a turd. You know when things don't go well for you, remember it's because you're such a scumbag douche.
@eamon2please
@eamon2please 4 жыл бұрын
@MotherofGodandSatan He quit drinking in 1979, asshole.
@rupertpupkin1476
@rupertpupkin1476 3 жыл бұрын
@MotherofGodandSatan you seem to be a generally unpleasant person, that is all.
@kellygreen5556
@kellygreen5556 3 жыл бұрын
@MotherofGodandSatan You are right. He was a mutant before cancer
@nielslauridsen2323
@nielslauridsen2323 3 жыл бұрын
“Mr. Jones could you come out here, you can understand Mr. Siskel can’t you?”
@j.patrickboyce5513
@j.patrickboyce5513 6 жыл бұрын
“Do you know for Gene, speech is a second language?” #deeeeeeaaaaaddddddddddddd
@mindriot91_96
@mindriot91_96 3 жыл бұрын
Roger was so witty! I loved both of them. RIP guys.
@kamdan2011
@kamdan2011 3 жыл бұрын
Fucking hilarious when you consider what happened to Ebert’s mouth.
@stacyburton280
@stacyburton280 7 ай бұрын
I say that all the time!
@miker.9138
@miker.9138 6 жыл бұрын
"I don't know how many items there are, but they've worked him through the whole fuckin' menu."
@rayharryhausen6
@rayharryhausen6 11 жыл бұрын
"Do you want cheese with your cheeseburger?" "Yes."
@MrJoeDoolittle
@MrJoeDoolittle 11 жыл бұрын
I love how quickly they transition back into the script for the promo.
@jakemetzgar
@jakemetzgar 5 жыл бұрын
Roasting each other just like two teenaged brothers would! Love it!
@wasteland70
@wasteland70 16 жыл бұрын
can't get enough of this. i have a brother, unfortunately, he's 35 years younger than me. if he weren't we'd be just like this. thanks so much for posting this. i'll tell ya, i'm in the grip of a serious depression and this video really, truly brings me out of it. thanks so much for posting this. if you have any other siskel/ebert madness, please post it. thanks again.
@alsoknownas875
@alsoknownas875 10 жыл бұрын
"Shake-milk" might be my new favorite non-word.
@PatrickTouma
@PatrickTouma 4 жыл бұрын
Want some shakes?
@RenMartin2210
@RenMartin2210 9 жыл бұрын
These guys were a riot.
@babsyboone4482
@babsyboone4482 5 жыл бұрын
These two and their tired fans were totally UNcool
@tdsafff
@tdsafff 16 жыл бұрын
"He ordered a cone AND a sundae" fucking hilarious!!!
@kevinhoffman8112
@kevinhoffman8112 4 жыл бұрын
Gene: He ordered every FUCKING thing they had! Priceless!!
@LDVenus-kz2lc
@LDVenus-kz2lc 3 жыл бұрын
It’s always weird hearing a daytime tv personality curse like that lol
@MiltonRosso
@MiltonRosso 3 жыл бұрын
A bit shocking to hear siskel swear
@LDVenus-kz2lc
@LDVenus-kz2lc 3 жыл бұрын
@@MiltonRosso that’s what I’m saying
@zillsburyy1
@zillsburyy1 9 жыл бұрын
LOL "the following!"
@DarkquestDeathhunter
@DarkquestDeathhunter 13 жыл бұрын
"And also this week, Michael Keaton's new comeeOOOOOEUD"....that's when the 20 kiloton nuclear blast went off and decimated 2/3 of metropolitan Chicago.
@samuelbarber6177
@samuelbarber6177 3 жыл бұрын
I love how they laugh at each other’s insults. Neither are very good at insulting the other so in the end everyone’s having a good time
@m.e.valdez8662
@m.e.valdez8662 2 жыл бұрын
Omg! I love this. Lol. R. I. P. To both critics!! I miss you!
@Fgermay
@Fgermay 11 жыл бұрын
Mr. Ebert, you are an inspiration, a hero, and my role model. But I refuse to type that you "were" an inspiration. My brain can't handle that sort of grief just yet.
@wavyg_1
@wavyg_1 16 жыл бұрын
This is great. They had great banter on and off screen. It was like they hated each other, but at the same time, they almost loved each other. Like a great comic duo, they took incredibly daring and nasty shots at each other, but could always laugh about it, and in the end it always worked.
@jainee4507
@jainee4507 Жыл бұрын
"Roger's first language is....Yes I'll have apple pie with my order"
@JFadel
@JFadel 15 жыл бұрын
God! I grew up watching these guys. I remember I wanted so much for the weekend to arrive just so I can hear these guys talk about movies. I actually think they were a big contribution as to why I decided filmmaking as a career. Aww, I will miss this show :(
@cannedmusic
@cannedmusic 6 жыл бұрын
"yes, I'll have everything on the menu, twice, the menu AND the 'Thank you, please come again' and 'No Shoes, No Shirt, No Service' signs, also"
@Wilco362
@Wilco362 16 жыл бұрын
This was the hardest I've laughed in a long time. Both guys were hilarious.
@wesj1989
@wesj1989 14 жыл бұрын
I LOVE that Gene Siskel can laugh at himself!!
@SheenaJackson39
@SheenaJackson39 7 жыл бұрын
S&E were the best! I miss them both so much.
@malevolentgaze9391
@malevolentgaze9391 Жыл бұрын
“Salad cherry pie and a coke, on the burger” That killed me lmao
@bobthebear1246
@bobthebear1246 10 жыл бұрын
LMFAO!! God, I fucking miss them both!!
@Dottiecurran
@Dottiecurran 10 жыл бұрын
McDonald's makes me want to eat. Ebert makes me want to puke
@ThePoreproductions
@ThePoreproductions 10 жыл бұрын
Dottiecurran WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT????????????????????????????????????
@NovaJake360
@NovaJake360 9 жыл бұрын
Dottiecurran You must like to puke since you watch these videos.
@Dottiecurran
@Dottiecurran 9 жыл бұрын
Jack Torrance I guess anything is better than seeing you suck off fatso Ebert again! PS- I have never seen this vid, I come here to howl at Ebert fans
@NovaJake360
@NovaJake360 9 жыл бұрын
Dottiecurran Woah, keep your fantasies of sucking Roger Ebert to yourself bub.
@emaresea
@emaresea 11 жыл бұрын
RIP Siskel & Ebert.
@markh.
@markh. Жыл бұрын
Ebert always said he was in a marriage with Siskel and they turned out to be best friends and brothers for decades. One of the Ebert's last interview through a voicebox he said "I miss the hell out of that guy"....
@DJRitty
@DJRitty 5 жыл бұрын
This was AWESOME!!!! Thanks. His impression of Gene was hilarious
@bloboshitful
@bloboshitful 5 жыл бұрын
are you over 5?
@wasteland70
@wasteland70 3 жыл бұрын
It cracks me up every time. Unique and brilliant men
@nick_chippy
@nick_chippy 7 жыл бұрын
I rate that F Bomb to thumbs up
@bobthebear1246
@bobthebear1246 6 жыл бұрын
Nicholas Nelson *Two
@GeoffBosco
@GeoffBosco 3 жыл бұрын
"I knew you couldn't keep that string going much longer without a grammitical error."
@chickenringNYC
@chickenringNYC 16 жыл бұрын
Siskel's laugh at :54 or so is great.. like he's saying "Ok.. here we GO!"
@sammykewlguy
@sammykewlguy 3 жыл бұрын
I miss these guys! This is a funny clip but it’s also sad because in retrospect, I wonder if his speech issues were early warning signs of his illness. But it’s best to look back at the good times and laugh at how these two could enjoy some bantering with each other.
@daviddufresne343
@daviddufresne343 3 жыл бұрын
RoboCop came out in 1987. He was diagnosed with brain cancer in 1998. Hopefully he wasn't suffering from the effects that early on.
@kevinhoffman8112
@kevinhoffman8112 2 жыл бұрын
Gene Siskel had a speech impediment from birth. Look at some of their movie reviews from the seventies and he still talked that way.
@Musiclover19
@Musiclover19 9 ай бұрын
I’m pretty sure he had a few drinks while filming. Really don’t think it has anything to do with his illness that he wasn’t diagnosed with until about ten years later.
@MelodicMizeryPs3Vids
@MelodicMizeryPs3Vids 7 жыл бұрын
i wonder what guy was like fuck it, im taking this shit home and converting it online hahaha
@armadillo01
@armadillo01 16 жыл бұрын
"shakemilk! pounder quarter!" LOL
@jameshaury2716
@jameshaury2716 7 жыл бұрын
oh my, was all the tv I watched this low in resolution.
@jonahanthony266
@jonahanthony266 2 жыл бұрын
1:06 You can tell at that point that Roger is thinking "ok Gene, that's enough."
@Undersilent
@Undersilent 16 жыл бұрын
This video is hilarious! They made such an awesome pair. Thanks a lot for sharing. :)
@JoLiKMC
@JoLiKMC 2 жыл бұрын
Now, this is how you do a roast. Lighthearted, but pointed. Laugh at each other laughing at yourselves. (:
@bigpunholla
@bigpunholla 16 жыл бұрын
That was fantastic! "I'll have the following and another thing!" hahaha
@cupofwater1256
@cupofwater1256 3 жыл бұрын
Broke: Siskel and Ebert viciously arguing Woke: Two bros casually roasting each other
@mikeclements4402
@mikeclements4402 3 жыл бұрын
Man you can already tell from just the show but Roger is a funny ass dude!
@gamer46ful
@gamer46ful 14 жыл бұрын
LMFAO!! I can't believe what I'm hearing, it's awesome!
@sammykewlguy
@sammykewlguy 15 жыл бұрын
Two type A personalities at their fiery best. Good times! I miss Siskel so much and I love Ebert. I hope he's around for a long time...
@Frank_Cohen
@Frank_Cohen 14 жыл бұрын
Man, this is great schtick! What entertainment for those working on the set and, now, for us. Thanks so much for posting this, plinko23
@JamesBaldwinIsGod
@JamesBaldwinIsGod 16 жыл бұрын
So hilarious and beautiful. The two of them were so magical together, it almost didn't seem real, too good to be true. It killed me to see Siskel cough like that, because somehow of knowing what was gonna happen so many years later. His death still makes me wanna cry to this day.
@BarrelShape
@BarrelShape 11 жыл бұрын
"They ask Roger do you want cheese with your cheeseburger, he says 'yes'" lol!
@CaitieLou
@CaitieLou 11 жыл бұрын
LOL, they're like a stand-up team!
@Derby14
@Derby14 13 жыл бұрын
"Pounder Quarter" and "Shake Milk"...now that's funny!
@larrylollis5875
@larrylollis5875 11 ай бұрын
R.I.P Gene and Roger
@greg55666
@greg55666 5 жыл бұрын
This was really great. Two people laughing at the other's insults of them.
@wasteland70
@wasteland70 16 жыл бұрын
I think this video shows what great friends they truly were.
@DS8379
@DS8379 2 жыл бұрын
The Chicago Boyz ❤️ miss them so much!
@errose5967
@errose5967 2 жыл бұрын
My god this is hilarious. I loved these guys back in the day. Their Letterman appearances are great too.
@unclebobunclebob
@unclebobunclebob 10 жыл бұрын
I feel cheated. They really edited this for the Ebert Doc. This is WAY THE FUCK BETTER!!!!!!!!!!!!
@mdelar
@mdelar 16 жыл бұрын
Aw...those were the days...everything I learned from film criticism, I learned from these two...especially Ebert :) Thx for posting! Manny
@DisneyVideoArchive
@DisneyVideoArchive 4 жыл бұрын
I’ll have the following, and another thing, and another thing, and pickles.
@MrBuch169169
@MrBuch169169 13 жыл бұрын
Siskel seemed to be having such a good time there! "The following..."
@kamdan2011
@kamdan2011 3 жыл бұрын
0:32 Watch your mouth, Ebert. 😂
@swededen8314
@swededen8314 3 жыл бұрын
This is probably one of the greatest things I've seen in the last 10 years
@Theakker3B
@Theakker3B 6 жыл бұрын
So was this the entire promo for Robocop?
@BelatedCommiseration
@BelatedCommiseration 12 жыл бұрын
I wish there was more out takes like this with Siskle and Ebert just ripping into each other...they obviously both find it hilarious and they obviously got on together quite well to be able to dish it out like that....
@EthanJohn1986
@EthanJohn1986 16 жыл бұрын
I knew they fought alot but I had no idea to what extent thisis HILARIOUS!! they are so sarcastic and brutal its great
@waynefoolx
@waynefoolx 15 жыл бұрын
everyone talks about how they hated each other. seems to me they clearly liked each other so much that they felt comfortable joking around.
@theowlreviewerofficial
@theowlreviewerofficial 5 жыл бұрын
How awesome and hilarious would it be to see a movie just with these two talking about movies and having conversations about anything. Just mix in the scenarios and style of the writing from something like Fargo, Pulp Fiction and the realistic dialogue from the Before Trilogy and My Dinner with Andre
@deej240z
@deej240z 16 жыл бұрын
Man, they were the best. Thanks for sharing.
@vpdisco
@vpdisco 2 ай бұрын
What will you have sir? A pounder quarter! 😂😂😂
@sleuthentertainment5872
@sleuthentertainment5872 10 ай бұрын
After all the sarcasm insults I can only listen "God, I love this guy" and "I love him too"
@As_ad_A
@As_ad_A 15 жыл бұрын
LOL Siskel started on Ebert with the whole Mcdonalds biz, but he didnt expect that he would be the but of the jokes by the end. great stuff
@curleed85
@curleed85 10 ай бұрын
In later years, Ebert probably would have said “Yes” to, “Would you like to super-size that?”
@mindriot91_96
@mindriot91_96 3 жыл бұрын
Haha, they're definitely blazed :)) It looks like they just discovered sinsemilla.
@mannygee005
@mannygee005 15 жыл бұрын
They were both laughing the entire time on this one. It looks like this is what they do to kill time between camera takes. Also it keeps their rivalry sharp for the show. Probably like a warm up routine. Want to see more.
@joshbusby47
@joshbusby47 11 жыл бұрын
0:46 Hilarious! Also, what a great sport Gene is!
@Maarow
@Maarow 16 жыл бұрын
A side to them we don't often see, lol. This is hilarious, thanks for posting.
@Thehuman-spider
@Thehuman-spider Ай бұрын
Roger's first language is Yes I'll have apple pie with my order
@sanjacraven36
@sanjacraven36 15 жыл бұрын
Thank you for posting this!
@WKRPinCINN
@WKRPinCINN 13 жыл бұрын
Siskel's cough (2:02) is so prolific.
@snarfscream
@snarfscream 15 жыл бұрын
"One of everything to go and one of everything to stay here" Oh lord My belly hurts from laughing so hard!
@SB992REBORN
@SB992REBORN Жыл бұрын
Shake milk ShakeMilk SHAKEMILK!😂🎉
@roostermcscratch9060
@roostermcscratch9060 3 жыл бұрын
There’s something magical about hearing Siskel saying “fuck”
@ThePoreproductions
@ThePoreproductions 3 жыл бұрын
Seriously?
@roostermcscratch9060
@roostermcscratch9060 3 жыл бұрын
@@ThePoreproductions yes.
@alexthompson9516
@alexthompson9516 Жыл бұрын
Roger's jokes were brilliant because he was mocking every detail of Gene. Gene was just mocking Roger's weight.
@chickenringNYC
@chickenringNYC 16 жыл бұрын
good call. i like their slightly different senses of humor. they get each other pretty equally in this clip. i love it!
@wasteland70
@wasteland70 15 жыл бұрын
I agree. I grew up watching them as well. I loved their reviews and the opinions that flew between them. Televsion isn't the same anymore.
@TempleofAmon666
@TempleofAmon666 Жыл бұрын
How drunk is Siskel? Lol
@lars7282
@lars7282 2 жыл бұрын
It’s like Gene is drunk. 😅 What a wonderful small Clip!
@vinnyrose3672
@vinnyrose3672 5 жыл бұрын
I'm grinning ear to ear 🤣
@wasteland70
@wasteland70 15 жыл бұрын
He ordered a cone and a sundae!!!!!!!! That line kills me!
@EchoBoomer1987
@EchoBoomer1987 14 жыл бұрын
It's like the scene from the Sandlot when the kids are hurling insults back and forth XD
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