The Elucidator from Sword Art Online - Would it be practical in real life?

[@pashow6486]

"I could ramble on for quite a while, but who wants that, right?" To be honest, an hour long video of you rambling about blade designs in history and fiction and their practicality would be pretty awesome

[@iota-09]

Pashow after all, that's what most youtube viewers are interested in, or i at least.

[@JohnQDarksoul]

iota-09 What? Are you stupid? *Insert Pewdiepie's channel here*

[@baileymccarthy4659]

That would be absolutely amazing!

[@DrakeLightheart]

Pashow Now, we wait another month, take the rotten popcorn out of the fridge and watch the 1 hour special...

[@EpicTimeLady]

Agreed! :D

[@bobsamurai]

came for the anime sword breakdown, stayed for the in depth knowledge on sword physics. ive seen plenty of your videos but wow you really know your stuff.

[@VoyeurTheNinja]

BobSamurai Anime Reviews BobSamurai cameo. Holy shit.

[@bobsamurai]

hey there XD

[@aKzDViNePaCcO]

BobSamurai Anime Reviews same here Bob.

[@masterofmundus1304]

VoyeurTheNinja Who the hell is ... *looks at channel page* Hi famous person!

[@AuroraBorealis170]

you should stay for the pommel memes

[@spartanhexus6759]

The Dark Repulser is made from Dragon poop, and Dragon poop makes the best blades.

[@luciarose4041]

👏👏👏

[@djsandbox3242]

Dargon poop makes da best stuff.

[@blacknote6945]

but it broke XD

[@spartanhexus6759]

Its poop, you can't expect it to last forever.

[@blacknote6945]

+Spartan Hexus tell it to fossilized poop, they're still there

[@harryjoe860]

Wait so if you die in Canada you die in real life?

[@shiieni]

No way

[@robertj8062]

XD

[@kagekun101]

sup trunks!

[@thomassaucier3677]

harry joe pffffft ok guy next you're gonna be saying the worlds round xD

[@robertj8062]

kagekun101 SUP MAN !

[@kintsuki99]

Just to remember people that the other sword of kirito, the one the host prefer, is made of dragon poop cristalized.

[@realtissaye]

What the heck

[@jabezteng9872]

"Dragonglass"

[@iamwhatitoture]

What a shitty weapon

[@haminatorainz7227]

Mahtan Amandil I like to call it "the piece of shit dragon shit that is"

[@ranio5645]

Abridged

[@arquil_viewer9930]

The other thing about Elucidator is it's thickness - this sword has the same thickness along it's entire length. Also it's has very steep edegs - Elucidator seems more to be a sword for chopping not for cutting.

[@danshakuimo]

so its actually more a cleaver than an actual sword then?

[@izunia8436]

wow this guy is one of the only youtubers that doesn't ask people to subscribe

[@Skallagrim]

Lady of the night And I never will, since I find that annoying.

[@izunia8436]

***** yeah well with all the other youtubes ive seen they're like subscribe to me please subscribe to me you're like one of the rare few that don't do that

[@fearedjames]

+Skallagrim Finally, a youtuber that understands that people subscribe to people who make content they like, not who begs the hardest. If someone didn't want to see more, they wouldn't have 'forgotten to subscribe'.

[@vertenyi]

+Skallagrim I'd subscirbe agin... but then I needed to unsubscribe first. Still a great show you have here. And again, I learnt something new... which is a good thing, as i telling RPG-s, and in most of them my players use swords and things alike...

[@Mrmcroller]

+Lady of the night God fobid they want some credit for putting out dosens of videos?

[@americanpatriotincolorado1855]

"Long knife" enter the obligatory "THATS NOT A KNOIFE! THIS IS A KNOIFE?"

[@nhankhuu5643]

Yeah failed as knoife and sword at the same time. Great toothpick though.

[@CouragePope]

I love how he casually shit talks man at arms' skill

[@bashaaksema94]

Ah I see you are a man of cultuere as well

[@ordinarygamerz9844]

Agreed

[@spacetacos7574]

You do know they had no intention of making it for combat right?

[@ryano4784]

@@spacetacos7574 then why did they test it against things?

[@spacetacos7574]

@@ryano4784 bruh a watermelon and glass isn’t actually armor or even a human body

[@HolyApplebutter]

The sword's greatest flaw is its lack of a threaded pommel? How're you supposed to rightly end enemies with one?

[@AuroraBorealis170]

Holy Applebutter lol

[@lt.branwulfram4794]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

[@F-4E-58-MC]

the man at arms replica has a threaded pommel

[@Sbevewagon4493]

It’s a special move you unlock and level 300

[@benega5438]

Easy elucidator is an axe as well

[@adventuretime999]

3:56 Yeah, you're bad sword, a naughty sword. I'm into some weird things...

[@ShayerSUtsho]

+adventuretime999 I get the SM part... But with a sword for frig's sake? o.O

[@AlexanderRingler]

Give me a dirty name... bastard sword! :-D

[@firepuppies4086]

Remind me to keep Fi away from you

[@christophersavignon4191]

Trying to one-up the guy from one piece and use four swords, huh?

[@CyberVirtual]

Alexander Ringler Rape-ier.... im done here

[@jay15951]

"I could ramble on for quite awhile but who wants that?" everyone skall everyone

[@MetalGearRaxis]

There's one thing that bugs me about Kirito's swords that I wanted to get your opinion of. It's mentioned repeatedly in Sword Art Online in the light novel that Kirito prefers using extremely heavy swords, with the narrative seeming to imply they're stronger. Wouldn't being very heavy actually make a sword LESS practical? Swords damage through cutting, not through delivering kinetic force like a mace or hammer.

[@trailblazer632]

More Kinetic energy delivered on an extremely small point or in this case edge would be more devastating. That doesnt make it more practical. Youd still have to be strong enough to properly weild it but thats not a very big issue really. What does he mean by "heavier" swords? A pound more than average? 3lbs? If he can properly handle a heavier sword there wouldnt be any reason not to use it. The extra energy it imparts would give you am advantage

[@marvyricafrente8754]

It's because his STR stat is a tad bit too high so he'll want a heavier sword to offset that feeling of the sword being too light

[@JulielCv]

In games, the heavier the sword is, the more powerful it is, but it is also bigger and slower. A one-handed sword is more for mobility and quick hits, so the less weight the better. Reiki Kaguabonga confessed not having any idea of ​​games and MMO, so ...

[@Ashbringer36]

I mean it also depends on his character strength. Like a 20 pound one handed sword might sound impractical but if the person in question can wield it comfortably and not lose out on the mobility then there’s only positives (discounting things like edge or anything else on the forging side of the weapon.)

[@CheolA-i7g]

Keep i mind its a game where stats are assisted but if you really wanna compare, things to note are 1. He doesnt mean some dragon slayer from berserk shet that is ridiculously heavey. He means heavier within standard deviation wise. You can tell from how his weapons look; standard one/two handed sword. Think about baseball bat. People have perferences on weight of their bat since if its too light for you, you wont be able to fully deliver your strength opposed to if its too heavy, you wont be able to control it.But they are all baseball bats Kirito is on the strong side (at least in the game we are comparing to real life) so he prefers heavier weapon. It gives him more feedback from game to feel like he's actually holding something( also k.i.m that senses dont work the same as rl life) 2. Even if he meant bigger weapon type. They are primarily fighting monsters, not human, often huge and bulky but patternized in their attacks. This significantly decreases downsides of heavier weapon not being nimble and open to attack since you can always read their movements to land hits and dodge their attack so there are significantly more room for openings. Basically, they wont exploit weakness and act same towards any weapon type.

[@slimslimonstar8454]

I would like to see the practicality of the swords Ainz ooal gown uses when he acts as Momonga(In Over Lord anime).

[@michapiasta3072]

They are big for practical use

[@spacetacos7574]

@@michapiasta3072 literally He uses them like the big sticks samurai used in place of maces and hammers

[@totoru4ever]

"I could ramble on for quite a while, but who wants that, right?" Actually that is why we watch your videos Skal :D

[@Cometzone12]

3:20 Oh my God! If we die in the game, we die for real!!!!!!! Sorry I couldn't help it lol....

[@BloodyAnime]

And even then only the first half :D.

[@thegamingcajunsinger3513]

Legion NB I disabled the profanity filter. Have fun with that. WE'RE FUCKED!!!!!

[@Comfy_Luna]

But tell me Stardust.....have you seen Tron?

[@killcharge4338]

Yeeeesssss how dare you make me care about them

[@killcharge4338]

We must save my family

[@_CE53]

Do people ever come on here and try to defend these fictional swords?

[@Skallagrim]

+CE53 Of course.

[@jarjab2games]

+Skallagrim could you do a review of the realism of an older game called mount and blade: warband

[@Amythestnruby]

+Skallagrim could you do a video on zangetsu from bleach and it's practically

[@dustinakadustin]

Could you have a look at some of the swords of the skyrim, I don't really care which ones, mainly some of the more out there swords like elven, daedric, orchish. That would be awesome, unless you have already done it.

[@sanguillotine]

+Skallgrim Yes please! Mount And Blade

[@Hauptseite]

Now picture someone approaching a mage or enchanter and saying, "I want you to magically enchant this crazy flimsy brittle designed sword so it holds together well!" Then the mage tilts their head and says, "Okay, but wouldn't you want the sword to be sturdy on its own terms before having me enchant it? Would make it a LOT better." Then the noob says, "But..... but... my sword design is super unique and special!"

[@Pdor_figlio_di_Kmer]

You were applying common sense to fiction. FAIL!

[@theotv5522]

Those that speak not with logic but rather with their fantasies are not credible in anyway shape or form.

[@stormcrowlegendary3512]

Literally then only combackt he noob could have is obsidian cuts well. Too bad that real obsidian blades were not made for combat against armor and the so called "blades" were more like saw teeth.

[@Pdor_figlio_di_Kmer]

Stormcrow Legendary obsidian is a form of volcanic glass. Of course it's unsuitable for heavy combat. Yet again though we're speaking about fiction here, hence common sense does not apply.

[@albertwesker3299]

Masquerader Bu bu muh fashion tho

[@nincsjonev]

There is only one Black Swordsman. And he is not playing video games.

[@tylerharvey8671]

+ChaosCollection Berserk is the best

[@Zakzattak]

damn right

[@ChrisMorray]

+ChaosCollection Please tell me his name is Tyrone.

[@tylerharvey8671]

gamingchrizie It's Guts

[@Lorenzo_631]

afro samuria

[@aguywithrandomconvictions5302]

I've been an addict about sword design and armor design since I was a kid, and transitioning from pure fantasy to adding realism to my designs as a way to improve has been difficult to do. Finding you, and this channel is sure to help me make that change since you're someone I can say is genuine and have done their fair share of research.

[@roushington]

Oh yeah? Well riddle me this: If obsidian is just volcanic glass, then why is it so hard to break in Minecraft? Have fun racking your brains over that one. I'll be here relishing in my victory.

[@roushington]

XD It was just sarcasm.

[@LillianWinterAnimations]

Take a cubic meter of real glass and try to break it. It wouldn't shatter very easily, would it. Why? Glass windows, and obsidian swords, break so easily because they're also proportionally thin

[@AuroraBorealis170]

Marshall Live except gravel don't fuck with gravel in the nether

[@djlt-4314]

Damn this guys a genius

[@communistpotato3204]

Oh shit....

[@benjaminwilks5162]

I think the sword isn't obisdian. Nowhere in the anime does it ever mention that the sword is obsidian. And if you look closely at key scenes were the sword is displayed you can clearly see that the edge is metal.

[@killervonkase]

its obsidian, but in the mmo obsidian is a metal not glass like in real life

[@benjaminwilks5162]

+Pupleyedemon when does it say the sword is obsidian?

[@moisesvillanueva2061]

+Bruce Wayne in the anime.

[@SuperMetalhead96]

+Bruce Wayne If it isn't said in the anime, I really can't remember right now, it's probably stated in the original light novel.

[@matiastorres1510]

Isn't it made out of dragon crap? Or is that the blue one.

[@chiddiddychip123]

Anyone who has seen SAO knows that Kirito is pretty brutal with his blades. An obsidian blade could not handle the way he fights

[@invincibleomega546]

He is playing a video game though

[@chiddiddychip123]

Invincible Omega I know, what I said was based on what would happen if the blade was made of obsidian in the real world.

[@NhemF]

+Simo not disagreeing here, just pointing out that the way they fight is like an MMO where a button press released a skill, when they initiate an attack the system takes over and completes the combos and so on, and then there is a certain cool down time after each attack, hence the reason they fight in parties keeping the enemies AGRO off a cooling down player

[@NhemF]

+Simo what I'm saying is they fight like u would fight in let's say WoW

[@ItsCarll]

Paul your comment out of all of the comments I've read on saul's Comment is the smartest one I've read.

[@BiscuitFever]

SaO. Such a good idea, so poorly executed.

[@PongoXBongo]

I'd definitely recommend Log Horizon over SaO. ;)

[@ZeroRekoning]

Exactly, I would've chose SAO for the story plot and graphic until they fucked it and turn it into romance focus and making Kirito OP overnight which makes no sense like Fairy Tail. Would've been good but they fucked it up, I think die hard fans still love it but not people who actually have common sense.

[@hiddenelement696]

+PongoXBongo no just no

[@hiddenelement696]

+Just Dante naw i couldnt even finish it i kept falling asleep

[@trifontrifonov4297]

Yep. Re:Zero took pretty much the same concept an did it better, by adding time travel.

[@JuanLeTwnz]

Once the others march down from beyond the wall, you'll be happy about your obsidian blade.

[@Nick-mp1zh]

+JuanLeTwnz Insert captain America "I understood that reference" gif

[@MirrenTheDragonKnight]

+JuanLeTwnz Well, in reality, obsidian is used for scalpels and other short-term blades, but the edge dulls quickly. If left alone, however, they can remain sharp for decades, perhaps even more.

[@gabriel300010]

+JuanLeTwnz arrows work better with obsidian

[@aaronricard6186]

+JuanLeTwnz did the other guys not get it or were they just throwing in fun facts?

[@andrewraslan5348]

+JuanLeTwnz You'll be happy about the King Who Cared.

[@OwlBreaker]

The Falchion from Fire Emblem Fame is one I would like to see scrutinized, both the Marth era (FE 1/3/11/12) and Chrom's Version (FE 13), because I would more than definitely like the second Falchion to get rekt by the first one in terms of practicality and use.

[@iota-09]

OwlBreaker - the marth era one is a normal sword with a stone in the hilt, nothing weird with that, it's pretty simple, but i relaly wonder about chrom's falchion...

[@mazanakaUA]

iota-09 AFAIK it's also a pretty normal sword, what about it?

[@iota-09]

mazanakaUA the handle is really weird.

[@Sammy9262]

I guess it wouldn't be that bad (Chroms Falchion). I'd say it looks like an actually quite reasonable longsword, though the tear-shaped hole near the hilt looks a bit weird, but it probably wouldn't make the sword unusable. Marhts Falchion looks like a simple sword with a gemstone in the hilt and a weird crossguard, but other than that... the only thing that's probably really wrong with 'em is, that neither of them are actual Falchions :D

[@secthay]

Sammy9262 Awakening era falchion has no crossguard. I mean, yeah, swords would be deflected sideways the tear-bit, but it's still probably gonna hit your arm, isn't it?

[@joper3338]

you all heard it dragon poop is better than obsidian

[@MichaelHaneline]

I know its a moot point because according to all the other commenters the wiki is wrong and the sword is not obsidian, but I'm surprised Skallagrim didn't mention that obsidian blades can be made sharper than the sharpest steel ones when he talked about the material. Obviously still a terrible choice of material for a sword, though.

[@duchessskye4072]

But sharper isn't always better

[@ericosborne4122]

Just looking at it is obviously isn't obsidian

[@nervclax7458]

Michael Haneline Obsidian is the ONLY sword I want when fighting the white walkers.

[@abyssstrider2547]

Michael Haneline what about a steel sword with obsidian edges?

[@Erowens98]

Edin743 they would chip

[@Reimael]

How to Make a Fantasy Sword that would actually be practical: 1. Get an Idea 2. Throw that Idea out the window 3. Just recreate a historical sword 4. DONE WARNING: This may not actually help

[@Hopesedge]

+Frozen Gamer Then make it 3x heavier and make the character who wields it 3x stronger.

[@Reimael]

Sean Bevan Then it wouldn't be practical! (for normal people anyways)

[@Hopesedge]

Frozen Gamer I'm sure it could be a practical museum ornament ^^

[@iruleandyoudont9]

damn thanks for that vibration demonstration, some legit ass physics right there

[@RagnaFan555]

You should discuss if dual wielding is practical (two swords)

[@Darkalfondso]

hope he does

[@ghostfps7119]

He did

[@RagnaFan555]

He did?

[@ghostfps7119]

+RagnaFan555 yea

[@MandalorV7]

+RagnaFan555 He already did and the answer really is no. Using two long blades just gets in the way of each other. (And by long blades I'm just referring to any sword blade longer than a short sword) If you want to duel wield the best option would be to have your primary weapon and a shorter weapon in your offhand. You wouldn't really want to attack with both weapons at once. Instead, you would use one weapon for defense or distraction and then strike with the other. It's like how you could use a shield.

[@koziewitha-k6516]

I think when they said obsidian they meant the colour not the material

[@omarg1471]

so... sao is minecraft?

[@gaboratoria]

+Omar Gzz. Pretty much xD

[@109Rage]

You're correct; the "obsidian" was just the color. Not the material. The material of the sword is never mentioned in the series, so what Ralez said is nonsense.

[@tanmang42]

+109Rage Anime series- no, novel series- probably.

[@109Rage]

Tanmang42 Read the novel. Doesn't mention what it's made out of.

[@catStone92]

not to be "that guy" but in fantasy games obsidian is almost always not vulcanic glass, it's some form of metallic alloy silly, I know, but I'm pretty sure the sword is supposed to be metal

[@Skallagrim]

Pedro Gusmão Then they should call it something else.

[@Arkios64]

***** But that the Dark Repulsor is made from literal dragon shit is ok? ^ ^

[@MedievalSolutions]

***** He doesnt know the properties of gradon poo, but obsidian as obsidian is known to humanity as volcanic glass.

[@Arkios64]

Raho Vart Yes, it is known to be the strongest natural material in existence in all and every fantasy setting. Obsidian is basically steel that is better in every way.

[@ColonelDoYouReadMe]

So a little bit like ebony in the Elder Scrolls series, eh? In TES, ebony is the most potent metal available, while in reality, ebony is a really hard wood, that's also black in color. ...and suddenly I realize, if Skall said this in a video, there would be a remark about this being an innuendo.

[@AstroTorch]

But can you unscrew the pommel?

[@ChiOkamim]

Only in times of need

[@iota-09]

Willard Kluit perhaps while wielding 3 shields.

[@ChiOkamim]

You'd only want to throw it at a killer bunny though...

[@Zethstick]

doesnt look like the pommel and grip is one piece so maybe

[@daggerwingthg7242]

Evan. no but you can give it to an insane monk and he'll draw some porn inside your sword manuals

[@narrenitsuwaru8052]

Actually, the base material of the Elucidator is never mentioned, as it was a super rare boss drop that was _impossible to craft._ For a game with just about everything in it, you’d think obsidian would be in it, and things like steel and iron definitely are. However, you’d have to assume it to be of a material stronger than steel, or at least iron, as it broke Lisbeth’s best sword in one stroke, even if Kirito used a Sword Skill. Along with that, the Elucidator was eventually upgraded to a total of +45. This is out of a possible +50. Furthermore, the thing is heavy as all hell, and Kirito didn’t even have the STR to wield it when he got it. Of course, there’s also the fact that the swords _do_ have some form of durability (see Kuradeel, or Episode 07 showing the Elucidator’s 1350 durability stat), making the Elucidator, with all that it’s gone through, highly unlikely to be any known material. The one guy who joked about polygons down here in the comments actually has a point, the material to truly replicate the Elucidator doesn’t exist. However, it is at least about as strong as dragon poop crystals, as they’ve both been used for similar things, and neither broke. Also, I read the wiki article. It doesn’t state the material. At all.

[@Kirito-ei2tq]

I know this is late but I like what mentioned about the durability of the Elucidator. Given the fact that SAO took place inside of a game then it's probably safe to assume that any weapon with a lower durability would not hold up well against the Elucidator.

[@totallynoteverything1.]

not enough STR? Did he two handed it first?

[@SoftisNelaris]

@@totallynoteverything1. No, with insufficient STR it is not possible to equip it at all. It sat in his inventory for a while until he got some more level ups to raise his STR. Him not having enough strength to wield a 1H sword while having a good STR/AGI balance is one of the indicators that Elucidator is a beastly sword that, with it's nearly unmatched upgrade cap, could conceivably still be fantastic even a quarter of the game later.

[@Mullins23]

Thank you to Skall for making these videos. Always entertaining to go back and watch some of the older videos when they pop up.

[@calliewickham7551]

You also gotta remember that the elucidator is a magic item

[@averagegamer7513]

If nobody else said it i was going to

[@Suckyourmothereth]

It isn’t

[@Suckyourmothereth]

Sword art online doesn’t have magic

[@columncreek6019]

Bnizzle Eyo the “magic” they’re talking about is abilities and things in the game. SAO doesn’t have Centaurs but could obviously be possible.

[@geradosolusyon511]

What were the enchantments is the real question now

[@2h4d0wDK]

The Elucidator is made of steel and is not magically held together, there is no magic in SAO. It's merely flavor text that says it's obsidian.

[@WraithCommander42]

Tri Nguyen The flavor text it there to describe stuff. You basically just said, it is made of steel even though it says it is made of obsidian.

[@Skallagrim]

Tri Nguyen No magic in SAO? What about the fact that this sword gives its user an agility and strength bonus? Enhancing your physical ability seems pretty magical to me. And then there is the guy (Eugene?) with a sword that phases through an opponent's sword when trying to parry.

[@2h4d0wDK]

***** It even said in the Anime that there is no magic (Even though there's all this different shit and stuff). I just don't remember which episode it was said in, one of the first if I recall. WraithCommander42 I just read it somewhere it was made of steel-

[@2h4d0wDK]

***** wherr are they using magic? Magic first appears in the second arc of Alfheim.

[@11nephilim]

Tri Nguyen he's saying that having weapons enhance your agi/strength seems like magic.

[@williamwinn948]

how about some reviews on some blades from Dark Souls 3 game? like the chaos blade or dark blade

[@williamwinn948]

dark sword i mean

[@imasiontist653]

William Winn yes I want this.

[@Breezey_Dubz]

He would have a field day rant with Gaels greatsword

[@justnoob8141]

Breeze Warbrick isn't Gael sword is executioner sword? Boss version is just bigger and broken executioner sword

[@Breezey_Dubz]

Just Noob yes and no remember the lore states that there were many slave knights and the basic attire and weaponry were that of gaels, it is his sword as in the type but not his personal one if you get me also the name of his sword by the games codex is Gaels greatsword whereas the executioner sword is just that

[@Luke-fv9fl]

I've been a fan and subscriber for a while now... thanks for being a talented presenter as well as being very knowledgable. I'd watch videos from you on other topics.

[@Megidramon]

I've always thought that Elucidator was forged in a way that made it seem like seperate pieces, but was one whole piece. That being said, I do agree that Obsidian is best used for arrow heads or things like that.

[@WalcomS7]

It's weird that people are so hung up on the Elucidator because even in the Anime it wasn't really...like, special. Kirito basically just suddenly has it from a rare drop that all happened off-screen and then by the time he's done with SAO and in the next game it isn't even a thing anymore. Literally, just one episode, he suddenly has it. I think they only say the name in that episode and it's done. I can understand why people love things like the Gunblade or the crazy Giant Slaying Boxcutters from Attack on Titan that are everywhere; but why do people love this sword?

[@YTaccNo3]

WalcomS7 simple. it's black and edgy and it looks cool

[@LordVictorHalgaard]

YTaccNo3 Its a laser cut piece of scrap steel that has been hardened in oil to make it black and then had a beveled edge put on it so it looks cool and cuts like a butter knife/the edge of a table. And then welded together with a stick for a handle so your edge alignment will be off on top...

[@oz_jones]

YTaccNo3 Well, it's beneficial for sword to be edgy... I'll see myself out.

[@thegiantofthesoutherntier]

***** you win the internet... im done

[@Skallagrim]

WalcomS7 It's the sword he's holding on the cover, so apparently the producers thought it was important.

[@havenbrush7100]

The blade can't be Obsidian. It looks like metal. Not Obsidian. The edge is shiny where it is sharp and there is no paint (or whatever makes it black).

[@reggiethemoron8449]

Joe Fisher could it's edge's be surrounded with smaller obsidian edges like a Aztec sword and be magically adhered to the blade?

[@Akaz_Cosplays]

ReggietheMoron it was a metal sword

[@MadnessOfMarmots]

ReggietheMoron No. Just look at it. Then look at a macuahuitl. Obsidian isn't that color, and it look like, as he said, sharpened metal edges.

[@reggiethemoron8449]

Joseph Nusbaum I'm just contemplating a theory how obsidian would be used with less magic

[@Lixvach]

Joe Fisher Can you actually imagine a sword that is made out of Obsidian >_>

[@nd35780]

About it being obsidian, I do believe it's worth mentioning that Lizbeth notes the Elucidator is a magic sword, stating: "This is the gnarliest magic sword you can get from a drop." This implies that, if it IS made from obsidian, then both the blade and its seemingly auxiliary pieces are held together by magic of some kind, perhaps during forging or tempering.

[@cloudybrains]

Also it would be awesome to do a video about the swords in the manga/anime Claymore.

[@poopdump2]

Ashuvain they are as overkill as it gets.

[@TubaBluba789]

JsinXx I will tell whats overkill. Goku.

[@filipebrizolara7135]

Ashuvain then he would simply make a video about claymores :/

[@cloudybrains]

Filipe Brizolara Not really, claymores are not the same as what is shown in that anime. Essentially, the claymores in claymore are not claymores.

[@Facehate666]

Ashuvain They're stupid. That's all.

[@xxchaosxx3076]

6:58 magic couldn't be an excuse in sao because in the game it doesn't actually exist

[@mattheusspoo]

you can't cast magic, but there is magic itens afaik

[@pandorasboxofcatvideos5892]

And, the wiki made that up anyway. It is never stated what material was used for the elucidator. And obsidian would be purple not black.

[@adamnesbitt11]

@@pandorasboxofcatvideos5892 there are multiple images in this very video of real, black obsidian. Maybe too much Minecraft

[@pandorasboxofcatvideos5892]

@@adamnesbitt11 no, that obsidian in the vid looked purple to me.

[@lordofgrunts22]

Do a video regarding Geralt of Riverias swords from The Witcher.

[@MedievalSolutions]

Artzemek Ashton Rivia you mean? :D

[@lordofgrunts22]

Ye, spelling errors ftw

[@LordNorth13]

Artzemek Ashton Skall would be upset just seeing them on Geralt's back. XD

[@DivinosSigma1]

Artzemek Ashton Not much to say about those swords, his fighting and use of said sharp metal rods however, eugh!

[@LordNorth13]

Casusl Suppossedly they got an actaul "swordsman" to mo cap it.

[@MDrummKid2]

Very good video! Can’t believe it took so long to even come across it, but you definitely know your stuff and portray it in a way that doesn’t feel pretentious. I like how it’s educational as well as entertaining! And you could’ve probably rambled on in a similar fashion for another 10 minutes and I would still be hooked! Good stuff man

[@psych0185]

"I could ramble on for quite a while but who wants that, right?" *raises hand*

[@JoschiChr]

WE want you to ramble on for quite a while.

[@cheezeofages]

1:34 Crocodile Dundee: Now this is a knife.

[@chrnko3473]

i want Skallagrim to ramble on honestly i enjoy learning about swords, arms, armor and other cool medieval or good ol' timey weapons from him. I hope he continues to make videos even when he doesn't really have the time but can post a quick vid. Keep up the excellent work Skallagrim thank you for the video.

[@dominicyeap-holliday6379]

How to win at SAO: GRIND ALL DAY FARM ALL NIGHT

[@timojohn9773]

+Dominic Yeap-Holliday You do not win SAO. You survive it.

[@korinoriz]

+Dominic Yeap-Holliday There's a fixed number of mobs because the developer made it that way after he trapped them.

[@SchifferThe2nd]

You forget one more thing. GET ALL THE BITCHES.

[@aurora__7121]

Mobs respawn in SAO. Unfortunately, that happens quite slowly. Theoretically you could take Iilfang the Kobold Lord, spam shields against it, and have people level grind against Ruin Kobold Sentinels but that would be difficult.

[@undeadgames309]

+SchifferThe2nd I think only Kirito can do that. He even got his sister.

[@nobleactual7616]

Maybe the hilt is designed that way to maximize the damage done by half swording. With the very rectangular shape of the blade it seems like this could be the case also

[@Duke_of_Lorraine]

What about "wavy" blades such as a flamberge ? vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/forgottenrealms/images/b/b5/1345563589539.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20130407014405 How is such a blade useful compared to a linear blade ?

[@Skallagrim]

***** It's a pain in the butt to sharpen but doesn't have much of an advantage.

[@Duke_of_Lorraine]

***** then it is mostly a decorative sword, right ?

[@Rioluman10]

***** No, there are advantages to it. One important advantage is the additional vibration to opponents during contact due to increased friction.

[@Rioluman10]

***** As has been shown in SAO materials in-game do not always behave in the same way as they do in real life. I cite the taste of food as an example. It took a master cook and rare items to cook food that tastes like what humans are used to. Obsidian might be the name of the material but it probably acts more like a metal because that's how it was programmed.

[@Rioluman10]

Something white, slimey called Marshmallowcream Wavy, not curved. Wavy blades or flame blades such as the Flamberge or certain German two-handed swords have such a design. They behave more like a straight sword than a curved sword.

[@EarCat]

@Skallagrim, I'm glad you added the fact about obsidian being used for bladed/projectile weapons in history. I really appreciated that

[@DaSpineLessFish]

If only SAO was good.

[@furrybootskill242]

SAO was the first anime I watched and I kinda like it wuts the h8 M8

[@furrybootskill242]

Fegelmast Who Is An Autistic Bagel Humper u talking to me m8erino

[@Numguk]

DaSpineLessFish It's competent. It doesn't stand out, but it's not bad. It's mostly generic, but I think it was able to do well because its concept is something a lot of video game nerds would enjoy, and there are times that I do miss MMOs. Biggest problem with SAO is that both seasons ended extremely abruptly.

[@furrybootskill242]

Numguk I'm not a nerd myself but I do play video games, me being 15

[@thewerdna]

DaSpineLessFish It was alright... for the first arc. After that point it turns into an harem anime and I was like "nope".

[@zdf14]

This might be a stretch, but do you have any thoughts on the weapons in Bloodborne?

[@YourCrazyDolphin]

He did one on Darksoulds, and Bloodborne is Darksouls in every single way but a few small mechanics and lore.

[@somerandomguy29]

Badass

[@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa7129]

Yeah, but the weapons in Bloodborne are radically different. Most of them are really odd hybrid weapons like the saw cleaver which don't seem that practical. Seems like it would make an interesting video.

[@Afanasii_Kamenkoi]

Transformations => joints => break easily.

[@zdf14]

Afanasii Kamenkoi Not all transform using joints though. There's the Rakuyo, Threaded Cane, Hunter's Axe, and Whirligig Saw just to name a few

[@A.F.M.B.1234]

Wow that Lang Messer is a sexy weapon O.o

[@EclipsisTenebris]

A FMB The Swiss Saber is basically an improved design of it. Later versions even come with a basket hillt... now THAT's a sexy weapon!

[@XCOGXGEARX]

A FMB It's not a weapon it's a knife, that just so happens to be long.

[@Wylf]

Vieltrien And a knife isn't a weapon? :p

[@davidsandlin9686]

Vieltrien still a weapon as it was designed for combat. Not all knives are weapons but knives dedigned for warfare are weapons.

[@weir-t7y]

Vieltrien Knives can be weapons, lol. Never heard of a combat knife?

[@assassingaming7739]

you are now my fav KZbin sword channel

[@neyu9434]

Kirito said it is a heavy sword, but because He has a unique ability, he can hold 2 heavy swords.. He even said that the sword they sells are not heavy enough everytime he go and buy a new sword

[@bladeRoller]

How about a video on Falchion from fire emblem? (Marth's, specifically. or both his and the new awakening falchion.) To me it looks like it'd be rather heavy.

[@Beriorn]

dalton jones It also suffers from the massive handle problem. Dunno what the big hole in the middle would do to the balance though. And despite its name, Falchion is not a falchion. But given how sword names tend to be used in media I'm willing to let that one slide.

[@PsylomeAlpha]

Beriorn it's probably something akin to naming your dog "kitty".

[@YuraGraff]

"Generic magic" - phrase of the day

[@deadinside-iq2ry]

these videos on fantasy weapons really help me as an artist. thank you.

[@KaiserAfini]

Could you make an episode about some of the Bloodborne trick weapons ?

[@lupus69]

I don't get how you find the Dark Repulsor attractive in any way, i mean sure it looks neat, BUT FOR GODS SAKE ITS MADE FROM DRAGONS POOP!

[@OniDemo]

+MrLupus Changed your pic to make that comment? Lissssssbeth

[@lupus69]

Couldn't resist :3

[@snowstorm9818]

+MrLupus not to mention the subtle pun about dark "repulsor" not being "attractive."

[@jonson856]

+MrLupus well I assume it has been heated to the point where all liveform inside it is dead =P and the molecular structure has been changed so it doesn't smell =P

[@lupus69]

Jeansen Wen DRAGON POOP

[@atrep4585]

I love how the first thing I see in this video is a friggin pommel

[@axslaps]

4:39, as one who hasn't trained with swords for fighting, good to know. I figured the vibration thing would of course hurt your hand if you do hit so it does, but you say a good sword maker would have that figured out so that at least it's more specific to reach that point. And again, right, wouldn't want your sword to fall apart, but there are those who will buy cheap weapons thinking it'll work just fine, same thing happens with cars and more.

[@griffinkelley8785]

I want to see a video of Skall just tearing kirito's fighting style apart

[@joshuaarmstrong2445]

How about a sword made of ceramic like those white chef knives?

[@Skallagrim]

+Joshua Armstrong It would shatter on first impact. Way too brittle.

[@joshuaarmstrong2445]

I thought it might. Thanks for replying!

[@stormcrowlegendary3512]

Hes right. Chipping is the main problem with them. You also must remember obsidian can be just as sharp as ceramic. Unfortunately its about as brittle too.

[@victorselve8349]

but the good thing is there is no need to wonder were your food is course he's right here and he's fresh out of mercy

[@thelurkingpanda3605]

food? he says "god" unless you're quoting a parody of the parody

[@malzahar9393]

for some reason Auto Correct, corrects "God" to "Food" it happenes to me a lot...

[@killcharge4338]

How dare you make me care about them

[@Kirinoji]

It's cool to see you reviewing this sword. SAO of course has more practical looking swords that are used by Kirito and the characters, most are not bad. The only one that makes me uncomfortable is asuna's "rapier" in SAO (that is too wide), which gets fixed briefly in Ordinal Scale.

[@pedroscoponi4905]

It is repeatedly stated in the novels that Kirito actually prefers his swords heavier than normal - In the "second season" he actually 1-hands a 2-handed blade, if I remember correctly... As for Dark Repulser, being made of "dragon remains" (*ahem*) makes it quite heavy even though it's so slim. Also, extremely stupid question: Does the wiki info clearly says it's MADE OF obsidian? Is there any chance they're refering to the color? I really have to ask e.e'

[@wanadeena]

Heavy swords are pointless. Light swords make the best swords. Even the zweihanders weight just above 2kg. Then again Kawahara knows shit about swords.

[@thomashongshagen4912]

Pedro Scoponi No, the wiki doesn`t say that the blade is made of obsidian, not directly or indirectly.

[@pedroscoponi4905]

Hey, don't ask me, all I said is that it's his preference. e.e' Since it's a game, and he has a high STR stat, he can deal with it pretty easily o.O

[@chiu20044b122]

Pedro Scoponi It still doesn't make any sense though. Suppose that the law of physics still apply in the game, a lighter sword swings faster=high velocity. KE=1/2mv^2. You deliver more energy through a faster cut than a heavier one.

[@pedroscoponi4905]

Yeah, videogame mechanics and engines are not always that similar to our everyday physics... Besides, too light can also be a problem This all comes down to - for some reason, that's his preference :v

[@earthbind83]

You're not just doing this because it's the most requested question, you actually to find some enjoyment in those video. Admit it!

[@Skallagrim]

+earthbind83 No, this is honestly my least favorite kind of video to make. Which is why I don't do it often, even though people keep asking for it all the time.

[@xboxboy19]

+Skallagrim indeed I could tel you didn't like making the video. you didn't look interested in what you were saying. Also making jokes of cotton candy mocking the fantasy real life comparisson. wich i fully understand! Fans are requesting the wrong subjects.

[@earthbind83]

***** Alright, I believe you. Since I am getting 1) an almost instant response 2) from a KZbinr with more than 400K subscribers 3) in a video that's already more than half a year old, I just have to believe that you are very serious indeed, because I don't remember the last time something like that happened. Also the words you typed sound serious. :-) By now I've seen a couple of your videos about fantasy weapons and a couple about realistic weapons and I think I am starting to see why this is such a boring topic to you. While it's fun the first time to hear that Cloud has to weigh more than a ton to wield his Buster sword, the point does get repetitive. As an expert you presumably want to make more use of your knowledge than pointing out the obvious, am I right? But the video about Monster Hunter was hilarious to watch. ^^ Well, I guess the majority of KZbinrs want some lighthearted entertainment rather than learning expert knowledge, after a day at work / school / university, so that's the dilemma right there. But luckily, KZbin is not TV, so as long as you don't require YT money to live, you can just do whatever you want. Good luck!

[@christianowens4104]

+Skallagrim That's a shame, these videos are really interesting to watch. As someone who loves fantasy and things, and also has a fascination with real world swords and weaponry, but doesn't know much about them; it's cool to hear what you think.

[@zoned7609]

+Skallagrim Be yourself, skallagrim, don't let a bunch of weeaboos from the comment section dictate YOUR content. Your tastes are far superior to theirs. Honestly I don't care if you NEVER make another fantasy sword-related video, especially if it's from an anime. Stick to historical. History is far more interesting anyways.

[@liquidsquid2306]

1:31 why you call it "langmesser" its just "longknife" but in german

[@DryRev]

very cool. never knew about the vibration aspect of a blade correlating to the hilt. a lot more goes into making a blade than I realised

[@andrewconde6115]

576 people got triggered and didn't watch the whole video

[@nomblob5592]

Andrew Conde He took outdated info from wiki which is false. The wiki removed mention of obsidian since it is not true to the source

[@andrewconde6115]

@@nomblob5592 sorry this comment was years ago I didn't know they changed it.

[@ozkan576]

@@nomblob5592 He didn't take outdated info, that info is only outdated right now, during the time he made the video it was perfectly reasonable to go off the wiki

[@owet2184]

I didn't get triggered I have to go back to class

[@Pendragon667]

Skall: The Blade is made from Obsidian. That would be a very bad idea. Oblivions Dragon Glass: Am i a joke to you? Skall: ...yes!!

[@ssgsorrels]

id love to see you do a video on the dragonslayer from berserk.

[@sofija1996]

He did a video on Buster Sword and his criticism there also applies to Guts' over-compensation sword.

[@557deadpool]

sofija1996 "over-compensation sword" you haven't watched Berserk

[@LN.2233]

Dragon slayer would be impossible for a man to use

[@sofija1996]

557deadpool I've read the first three issues of manga and I'm going to buy the fourth one soon. Benefits of living in a Western Europe's asshole. Plus, I'm just kidding about Guts' pants issues, chill out :)

[@MrSamulai]

557deadpool Guts didn't design dragonslayer, you could argue the over-compensating one is either godo or miura.

[@2hardenthemind]

I loved the vibrational nodes explanation! More science please!

[@MrXleprechaunx]

not to be a nudge but I wanna see the sword from the Peter Pan movie with Robin Williams reviewed, it looks good to me :p

[@TaoistSwordsman]

What I call "The Golden Acorn" sword? XD

[@Uryendel]

***** maybe because it's just a lambda small sword?

[@MrXleprechaunx]

Pugglen yep haha

[@MrXleprechaunx]

Uryendel maybe it would be nice to see something that should be practical...either that or he should do the blades of chaos, impractical yes, awesome too lol

[@Uryendel]

***** the point is to have fantasy weapon, everyone know a small sword is practical, it's one of the most popular type of sword

[@ethanyeo2997]

All I remember from the anime is: COFFEE SODDDAAAA

[@darrendoesthings2021]

GIIIIVVVEE MEEE COOOOFFFEEE

[@turtle79070]

SAO has some pretty nice fantasy sword designs its a shame the anime is shit

[@DryConcrete]

Prepare for a hell storm

[@turtle79070]

Shadow I know some people might think the sword designs are just as shit as the anime too, but those are their opinions

[@bladewolfvii6383]

+turtle79070 and why do you say the anime is shit? i mean, i accept other opinions, i don´t want to start a raging shitstorm of comments here, but please tell me your reasons. i am interrested in them.

[@daewoo4175]

+bladewolf VII oh the main reason is probably,for that year when the 1rst episode came out,we had too much high expectations about,like those crazy long 70 episodes one season about the game and animation covering the whole 100 floors and all that shit,then get bitch-slaped by the most WTF things that could happen to someone with those expectations,this is mainly because SAO was originally an oneshot story,the proggressive novel tries to cover the 100 floors but that is the main reason because people hate it that much,i personally didn't care,since i'm one of those that like more passive,love story or other things that the whole....excuse for a second.....BLOOD,WAR,ACTION,RAMPAGE,MASSACRE things over there...

[@Bruhsfx808]

I honestly don't know everyone I personally know that like anime say Sao is awesome but then I come to the Internet and everyone is like Sao is shit I personally like it I do see its flaws and frankly their is a lot of them but for some reason I still love the show it might just be the concept that everyone gets attracted to but that's honestly just my opinion

[@dragonsamurai559]

Something to know about the sword: it was most likely part of the six armed metallic statue boss on the 50th floor. The guard looks like part of the tracks that allowed a flip blade like mechanism in the boss and when the boss was slain the blade part of the mechanism was simply attached to a handle to make a sword.

[@levoGAMES]

It's just an item in a game. You give it a texture, physics and stats (weight, mass, elasticity etc.). That's how it works. Of course, talking real life, it's utter bullshit to make a sword out of obsidian.

[@jacobsummers3441]

but there were swords made in obsidian. only its body is of wood, and protruding blades made of obsidian

[@MisterBones2910]

+yamada San Macuahuitl.

[@Karakourt]

Sorry for this completely out of context comment, but may I ask where you got that shirt?

[@Skallagrim]

+Karakourt On Ebay. Search for "tribal bear shirt" and you'll find them.

[@Karakourt]

***** Ayy thanks!

[@JhinnuaE]

Probably already found it, but Christy Grandjean also sells her t-shirts on her website goldenwolfen.com. That particular shirt is called "Bruin".

[@magnustherad3597]

isn't this sword fictional in its own universe too?.... does that make it double useless?

[@ninjafaceify]

Twice over

[@rickyhsu146]

Sachiel Otaku well played...

[@skyrah1365]

Sachiel Otaku Nah, it's probably like mathematics. Two negatives become a positive, so double useless = useful? Or maybe I'm just trying to make myself look smart or cool just because I don't agree with anyone else in this chain about it being double useless. Or maybe I just really want a weapon like that. Or maybe all of the above.

[@MikeDCWeld]

I'd love to hear you rant about Kirito's ALO sword. That thing was huge and he still wielded it with one hand. Actually a video of you sharing your opinions of the practically of the entire anime would be quite entertaining.

[@MyVanir]

Everyone's beloved Guts one-handedly uses a sword that's probably around 1/3-1/2 of his weight. Is no one going to question that?

[@ghoulishgoober3122]

MyVanir He actually holds it with both hands 99.9% of the time, he only used it one handed when he encountered the holy iron chain knights for the first time, as his right arm's elbow joint was severely damaged, and when he earned the title "hundred man slayer" and in that scenario his left hand had an arrow through the palm and he was pumped full of adrenaline and a need to protect casca. Other than that Guts does hold the sword with both hands, the author/director acknowledged that using a sword like Guts' one handed was stupid save in certain scenarios.

[@alexlasers1358]

Do a video on the energy sword from Halo.

[@Wanderer_of_the_Steppes]

It's hilarious how you go on about the elucidator's being made of obsidian as a bad thing but then you completely forget to mention that the Dark repulsor is made of crystal dragon poo.

[@skyerosethequeerpunk1703]

Oh yes that sword I don't like that sword it looks a bit shit (xD )

[@MrBombastic799]

SavageSurvivor If the poop is compressed and heated enough to be crystallised it's going to do quite well. Hell, crystal dragon poop could be made into diamond under the right conditions.

[@Wanderer_of_the_Steppes]

Wouldn't it still be too brittle to make a sword that length?

[@Skallagrim]

SavageSurvivor I know the properties of obsidian. I have no idea how "crystal dragon poo" would perform.

[@MarginalSC]

***** I bet it'd handle like shit.

[@kslatter1168]

Didn't the Aztecs have Swords/Clubs made out of obsidian

[@martonlerant5672]

josh slatter to be exact it wasnt a sword it was a big wooden stick with lots of small obsidian blades embedded in it. According to some records the managed to behead horses with it, but i doubt (i mean if the thing hits a bone the obsidian cutting parts would probably break, and then you are only halfway trough it... but it may be possible with extreme luck). also it is not necessarly that good against metal weapons if the edges clash.

[@kslatter1168]

John Jones Yea, although if you put it against chainmail and especially plate armor or really anything that wasn't cloth I feel like it would at most leave a bruise or a thin cut if a piece of the blade chipped off and dug in some how but no serious damage.

[@dalekprawn]

josh slatter If it shattered against the chain mail and shards got into the guy's clothing that would mess them up pretty bad.

[@martonlerant5672]

well glass shard between your chainmail and clothing is not that bad compared to deep cuts. yes its a nuisance , and if small wounds get infected you can die a slow and agonizing death. But if that very same weapon hits you you will have lot bigger problems, than pain and the possibility of death in weeks / months from an infected wound.

[@Orowam]

Yes they did! In Native American cultures armor and shields were very uninitialized compared to Europe. Since that was their blade "meta" with sharp blades and no armor it worked better for them. For this exact reason, the conquistadores from Spain in their steel plate armor were able to assault them so easily. Their "meta" of strong solid armor and blades was a great counter to the obsidian and made it almost useless against them.

[@roguescorner9042]

A KZbinr whose channel is about swords and blades. I can finally die in peace.

[@dk7541]

have you ever though about making your own sword?

[@TheFraGaldino]

It should have an unscrewable pommel

[@EpicFishStudio]

it would be something extremely simple and practical I suppose.

[@pixywings7715]

Would it have 2 extra detachable pommels on the cross guards for extra damage?

[@jackwalters5506]

But then how would he end his opponent rightly?

[@EpicFishStudio]

Jack Walters thee out plays one righly

[@insertedgynamehere___969]

There is no magic in SAO, no spells at the very least. That is said in tye first episode if Im remembering correctly.

[@bjarneb8966]

that's true, but it still has many fantasy elements in it. like the monsters

[@praisingainteasyinlordran5275]

Out of all the swords and weapons to craft..........you picked SAO

[@Skallagrim]

I didn't pick it, I just wanted to put an end to the hundreds of messages from people asking me to talk about it. :)

[@praisingainteasyinlordran5275]

+Skallagrim LOL smart move subbed

[@BearMeOut]

I represent a minority of weebs, to say sorry for making you do this. plis dont hate all of us, your channel deserve to review a better sword from a better anime. sorry

[@praisingainteasyinlordran5275]

+madman612 how about the Dragonslayer from Berserk?

[@alliederryberry1666]

Thanks for understanding how bad SAO is, to his future of making reviews from better shows.

[@stormforge6984]

Great video,Jest an observation, I think that the Aztecs used a obsidian sword but it was made of wood and had the obsidian imbedded on the edge

[@dualhelix403]

you call that sword big and bulky? Bro have you even heard of monster hunter that's what you bulky

[@silly13575]

XD Ravager Blade comes to mind of super impractical

[@ilhama3214]

+silly13575 Ravager Blade LoL

[@harryyearsley7648]

+silly13575 guts sword from berserk

[@silly13575]

+Harry Yearsley Buster Sword

[@zachbowermaster8376]

Fume Ultra Great Sword.

[@NatsuDragn33I]

I thought when it said obsidian it meant obsidian colored... welp that'd make a terrible blade if you're right.

[@a-person]

+Droitzel Glaedr I'm sure its not entirely made of obsidian, maybe just the coating of the blade.

[@godthisisannoying]

pfft, slim swords. Do you even lift, bro? Can you imagine the mad gains you'd get by swinging around a 300 Kg sword? all the other knights would be 'mirin ya, an all the m'ladies would be wanting to read poetry with ya behind the stables, if ya know what I mean ;) also, katanas are pretty slim.

[@Kurollxx13]

godthisisannoying in case ur a troll, ignore me but a giant heavy sword is 100% useless if ur not faster than people with smaller swords

[@WickedLizardWizard]

Andreas Stiben it's called a joke m8

[@Kurollxx13]

Potato Lord - CSGO highlights 1. i dont read peoples minds as you seem to be able to 2. it wasnt a good one to begin with

[@WickedLizardWizard]

Andreas Stiben yeah i have to admit it was a pretty bad joke

[@Umgak_]

Andreas Stiben It was very obvious sarcasm, though I agree, not a good joke.

[@reesesteinhauer9344]

Thanks for making this kinda stuff, skall!