How TASTY Are Minecraft Mobs?

[@SkeletalSpyro]

Before you make your Dungeon Meshi comment, no I have not watched it and yes the joke has already been made a million times

[@devsey]

still, watch dungeon meshi 🗣️ amazing show

[@laika-mv5li]

Watch it NOW...

[@fishkid1177]

holy shit???? i didnt even realize i could make that joke i was just going to use it as a reference

[@birdii64442]

Good to know ive never had an original thought 😋

[@MortMcMort]

watch it

[@llewelynshingler2173]

Even if Endermen are Mentally harmed by water, rather than physically, as they come from a waterless void, the meat would be intensely dry.

[@AMentalFailure]

@TallthinksAnimations Ender "jerky"

[@thefungiwhisperer2313]

j e r k y

[@llewelynshingler2173]

@TallthinksAnimations If Endermen are Physically Injured by water, the Ender-Jerky will be easier to eat, if they are Mentally injured by its non-block nature, the enderjerky will cause you to become dehydrated, so be a little careful.

[@blehh_mae]

arent they actually hurt if they somehow end up in water or rain though

[@ashura9706]

So it tastes like charque

[@scpcito6691]

Slimeballs can also be created when pandas sneeze, meaning not only are slimes full of scum and likely acid, but they also seem to have a similar composition to snot.

[@carimeslockdownedtree2654]

Wait fr? I had no idea! Hehe... Slime farm except it's panda sneeze farm... Super inefficient but perfect for the Bit.

[@diamondman307_]

​@@carimeslockdownedtree2654 those do exist, passive slime farms. Extremely inhumane

[@carimeslockdownedtree2654]

@@diamondman307_ well, good for peaceful worlds, at least!

[@diamondman307_]

@@carimeslockdownedtree2654 it's basically a giant spiral of doom for the pandas, you should see ilmango's videos on it lol

[@meeb_consumer]

Not the sticky Piston-

[@goitwe8564]

This feels like a high school presentation of the kid who goes first and makes every other presentation look garbage in comparison

[@BendyKam]

i'm eating everything. slimes better hop away, sniffers better run, and the villagers better lock their doors. I'm hungary.

[@gavinpotter9286]

nice to meet you hungary I'm austria

[@chocochuuuu]

⁠@@gavinpotter9286nice to meet you austria, I’m slovakia

[@KaiserV-2]

​​@@chocochuuuuPleasure to make your acquaintance Slovakia, I'm Chechia.

[@invictusprime0797]

@@chocochuuuu nice to meet you slovakia, I'm czechia

[@astrolight-x4n]

⁠​⁠​⁠@@invictusprime0797nice to meet you czechia, i’m filipinia

[@mercernova5347]

Imagine cooking up some Enderman meat, then once you put it in your mouth it just disappears and you hear it fall on the ground behind you.

[@fr3y438]

FUN FACT! The gas inside of ghasts is actually extremely flammable! This is how they shoot fireballs at you.

[@everybodyants]

That means, that it is likelly methane, as it is an organic product. It would also burn real well, as i can imagine, that the red netherrack contains some iron oxides, and when it melts (and it does at a big scale) it makes the atmosphere of the nether full of oxygen. Also carbon dioxide, sulfur dioxide (which after touching water turns into sulfuric acid) and a lot of mercury vapor (according to edu. edition).

[@elwan_]

Time to reproduce Hindenburg 😍😏💥💥💥

[@omegadragons321]

then why dont they explode if i shoot them with my flame bow

[@everybodyants]

​@@omegadragons321 it all comes down to "is mojang comfortable with it making sense?"

[@everybodyants]

Also after some thought it makes more sense for it to be hydrogen, as it's lighter than oxygen. That also means, that ghast tears are just a biproduct of nether's atmosphere combining with hydrogen, which implies, that ghast tears are some hydrogen - oxygen compound, likelly H2O2, which is used to deinfect wounds because of it's ability to effectivelly kill germs. That implies, that the potion of healing is oxigenated water and it just removes infections. It would also remove any gut microbiome, so steve's not gonna have a great time on the toilet after drinking that red juice.

[@cyoatts7100]

You would love delicious in dungeon. They answer the questions of fantasy meals made from dungeon enemies.

[@jemm113]

DUNGEON MESHI MENTIONED LET’S GOOOOOOO!

[@Supershadow301]

We need a Delicious in Minecraft mod

[@jemm113]

@@Supershadow301 Make it an addon for Farmer’s Delight (name it “Hunter’s Delight!) and then WE CAN COOK!

[@avchez2527]

i've watched it, it was cool, although i have an ick with watching people eat food, so i'll pass.

[@sumimelora9323]

dungeon meshii mentioned!!!!!

[@RandomTheIdiot55]

My personal headcanons based purely off vibes. -Creeper: Marijuana, used coffee grounds and black powder. Eating it does not give you the effects of the first two, sadly. -Enderman: Unseasoned, stale chicharrones because they can’t touch water. -Endermite: Battery acid fruit gusher. -Shulker: Some sort of shellfish like oysters or clams. Can be eaten raw or cooked. -Slime: Completely flavorless, the texture is like molasses. -Magma cube: Molten rock. -Blaze: That strong ass Korean chili paste that could knock out a whole herd of cattle. -Any nether pigs: Spicy pork. -Ghast: Water vapor. -Phantom: Lobster. -Both guardians: Salty pennies. -Sniffer: Mutton, venison or some other gamy meat. -Glow squid: Same as a normal squid, but it makes your belly glow for several days after eating it. -Strider: The world’s driest potatoes. -Wither: Coal and soot. -Ender Dragon: Gator meat that was left in the microwave for too long. Tell me if I missed anything. Canonically, skulk tastes like raisins, so I left the warden out. Now I want to try cinnamon raisin bread with skulk instead of raisins. It’ll probably either kill me or impregnate me xenomorph-style, but it’ll be worth it.

[@francesstrong9152]

Gater meat with a side of explosives

[@mephone_3gs2763]

@@francesstrong9152 real

[@MrGreen-fi5sg]

I like this list.

[@wisteria2509]

salty pennies has such a vivid place in my mind now, what a disgusting taste

[@wisteria2509]

great list though!

[@The-EJ-Factor]

6:36 literally just made a slow falling potion. That’s how you make them in Minecraft.

[@gianmarcoc7186]

We're sort of forgetting that the warden is made of sculk. FYI, Sculk is dead corpses processed by an otherworldly fungus.

[@babafisi8135]

Shulkers would make a good meal, unironically. Not only can you eat them, but the shell they come with could be used as a makeshift pot/bowl!

[@finchat2382]

Aren't they artficial?

[@babafisi8135]

@@finchat2382 I would assume their shell is, but I’m not sure about their insides. Maybe they’re similar to the guardians and have no meat. They’re only there to guard end fortresses, after all.

[@finchat2382]

@@babafisi8135 hmmm. It would make sense it was made from end animals. So it is probably edible but how they multylie is the thing that confirms they might be edible.

[@finchat2382]

@@babafisi8135 but the biggest problem is eating a creature that can teleport and make thing levitate. Not good plan

[@rowanstree8499]

@@finchat2382*starts quickly ascending*

[@TehEpikBrickbattler]

skulk canonically tastes like raisins, it was confirmed by the creator of the warden. beefy raisins!!!!

[@astralfloof]

WOOO

[@QuinnMillard-jv3ri]

r/TIHI

[@nerfco2330]

Mmm soul raisins

[@RogerVers1]

mmmmmmm living raisins

[@potatoofmemes]

Yummy mossy soul raisins....

[@scribbleslol1566]

The warden is made of SCULK. If you eat sculk, you'll probably turn INTO A MINI WARDEN

[@CleanYourSkullDaily]

Fr, %90 sure skulk is just some sort of infection

[@zizzy-kitty]

Yummy sculk 😋

[@Emperor-Z]

Neat!

[@RogerVers1]

raisins

[@phillipjones1536]

don't threaten me with a good time

[@jadenhastakenover9328]

11:19 if you somehow take a bite or like anything off of the warden, you’re the one that’s going to be consumed consumed because the skulk is an infection

[@Lars_Ziah_Zawkian]

Creeper: crunchiest decent tasting vegan bacon Enderman: think it would taste like blue cheese and pork jerky Slime: acidic snot Phantom: lizard chicken wings Ravager: buffalo steak Sniffer: tastes like a gator i think Ghast: sulphiric cotton candy Strider: Meatballs Warden and skulk: canon raisin taste.

[@SaltinemyBeloved]

Pizza Tower characters as roommates and Minecraft mob taste testing are both somehow incredibly good questions and crackhead energy questions

[@jaydenrush3919]

Dish ideas - Creeper Spore Salad - Enderman Bone Broth (possibly hallucinogenic) - Enderman jerky (with whatever meat they have) - Salted Endermites (different flavors available) - Spicy Slime Gelatin - Phantom Espresso (coffee with membrane as filter) - Aged Elder Guardian Sushi - Ravager Roast - Sniffer Sliders - Blaze-seasoned chicken wings - (can’t think of anything for the magma cube, but perhaps you could use it to cook something else) - (nothing for piglin, too much like people for me) - Fried Ghast Calamari - Strider Jerky - (shulkers are basically what she said in the video, can’t do much better than that) - BBQ Warden Prime Ribs - Rare Ender Dragon Steak. That is all, thank you. Yes I have watched Dungeon Meshi.

[@emilylike-the-soup2502]

Magma cream probably has a consistency similar to peanut butter, so maybe you could use it as a spread on toast!

[@Judas-xp2fl]

I want a Mooshroom burger 🤩

[@pineapplestitch1783]

Ngl, Magma cream sounds like something you would toss with pasta for a nice spicy, earthy sauce 😋

[@ParakeetDSi]

​@Judas-xp2flthe official Minecraft cookbook has a Mooshroom Burger recipe

[@Genericspam_G]

@@emilylike-the-soup2502 Maybe magma cream is like aloe vera, it works as a food ingredient and as a healing paste for your body.

[@ClodsireBcuzYes]

2:40 for the same reason that people figured out how to eat pufferfish, you can eat a creeper.

[@A_Dog_and_a_Creeper]

I will make sure you dont... i will put an end to this...

[@Greengamer649]

@A_Dog_and_a_Creeper *throws a bone into a volcano to make the dog chase it*

[@A_Dog_and_a_Creeper]

@@Greengamer649 nonono I dont want your bone wuffy yeah... she's kind of already tamed... and besides... she like something other than bones...

[@ClodsireBcuzYes]

@@A_Dog_and_a_Creeper "yeah that pufferfish said the same thing, anyways.

[@A_Dog_and_a_Creeper]

@@ClodsireBcuzYes yeah... well... unlike that pufferfish... I can fight back furiously...

[@OK-ux5sn]

creepers pop like pop rocks when cooked because of little bits of gunpowder igniting in the meat while cooking

[@GameGearGabe]

"Those are just humans, and I already know what those taste like" No matter what you think that means, it sounds wrong!

[@StoryTeller796]

I prefer to think that she chewed up her own dead skin, and her nails and stuff out of severe stress and Pica.

[@connortg5]

@@StoryTeller796nah she just consumed her enemies, obviously

[@L-and-P]

I just googled it.

[@Zephyeran]

To be fair, if you listen to any true crime, you may stumble on how folks that ate people often compared them to veal and pork in flavor, so while it implies something sinister, I also 'know' what humans taste like, pff Still a fun bit though

[@RogerVers1]

@@L-and-P pork

[@spoopertrooper2726]

I've always interpreted the Blazes as being like some kind of twisted golden golem that burns with hatred, and that's why it sounds like it's breathing through some kind of metal structure and the hitting noises are just clanking. As for ghasts, the fact that their heads have a hole in the bottom where the tentacles come out implies they're not cephalopods, but rather a cnidarian-esc creature like a jellyfish. Make of that information what you will, but I'd rather not put a large, scorching-hot metal rod into my mouth, or a jellyfish 10 times my size-

[@Apowo16]

>I'd rather not put a large, scorching-hot metal rod into my mouth speak for yourself buddy

[@oberonpanopticon]

@@Apowo16coward

[@liamcardozo2068]

I am inclined to agree with you about the blazes. When it comes to the ghasts, however, Minecraft Dungeons showcases baby versions of both ghasts and glow squids, and they share a model, so I am inclined to read them as cephalopods. That said, a model that low res leaves so much room for interpretation we'll probably never know for sure.

[@spoopertrooper2726]

@@liamcardozo2068 Though that is a very good observation, and one that also threw me off, I am still inclined to believe ghasts are jellyfish, as the babies actually highly resemble immortal jellyfish with the glowing orb inside of their translucent bells. Of course, a point could be made in either direction, so feel free to make your own counterpoint if you wish.

[@spoopertrooper2726]

Also, one other thing, specifically in regard to endermites. If you subscribe to the idea that ender pearls are an organ in the endermen's bodies, then endermites are an endoparasite of endermen. I'm sure you can guess how good an idea it would be to ingest a parasite adapted to live inside another creature.

[@retro_guyy1015]

With how fragile ghasts are to arrows, I imagine that trying to bite one would cause it to explode like a hot air balloon

[@theparrishshow9803]

Creepers are confirmed to be a plant like organism rather than a traditional animal. So I imagine they would probably taste like weed.

[@tarantuIas]

🍃🍃🍃

[@rubycutcliffe2709]

"im not gonna include the allay or vex, because they're basically ghosts, and you cant eat ghosts!" **includes the ghast*

[@fredly5795]

Personally, I like to imagine ghasts being sort of giant flying sentient cotton candy. So if they had meat, it would be sort of light-weight and fluffy in your mouth, and probably would taste sort of sugary and roasted, while still being a little bland though

[@man-o-valor]

so, flying tofu

[@IndieLambda]

The Ender Dragon being even more Ender than the rest of Ender, you might just start tripping balls so hard you never come back down, you'll be higher than Snoop Dogg.

[@thatchillasian8924]

Now you can have your own tastes, but I love consuming food that will personally gut-punch me into the next plane of existence. It builds character.

[@GameGearGabe]

I don't think the character is worth it...

[@Wazzack_1103]

Its the unexpectancy with lyrics man!

[@TheYellowLineProductions]

“No human meat.” *Also includes the ravanger*

[@MaxBelcher-wv2vy]

8:02. That's from Minecraft, a place where people can harvest wood with their bare knuckles and mine about 100 blocks with the wood from that one tree. I doubt my flimsy 21st century jaw would be able to chew through even the most mellow looking pre-Middle-Earth meat. Nevertheless, if my dad bought it at BJ's and cooked it up, I'd do my level best to dig in and most likely annihilate the flesh of this here..."Sniffer".

[@Superalamir]

I didn't know Creeps were crunchy, I always thought FLUFFY. It's now my new headcannon that it's both, they're a mix between crunch and fluff, in other words, please hug with caution. Also, I like how the Creepers was the one that was the safest and most moral one to eat

[@SILHOUETTED..PHILOSOPHY]

Fluncy

[@BadNameJackson]

I think that they are always trying to hug people, but they don't have arms and they explode when they get too close so they can't.

[@Wazzack_1103]

Mmm, i love gunpowder!

[@CheezyGorls]

So like.. cotton candy that was left out for a day?

[@creeperface4675]

1. Please don’t eat me please I’m begging you I am not tasty at all please I have a family 2. I want a hug

[@guyfromaplace]

4:14 *ENDEREDIBLES*

[@SILHOUETTED..PHILOSOPHY]

Endredible

[@godofportal5905]

ENDIBLES

[@Its-pronounced-ay-zaer-e]

“yo these endibles aint shi-“

[@Bleu_2ay]

Endibles

[@ohmygodtheykilledkenny4887]

I need me some endibles

[@Alexprime-ve1od]

Also the warden is made of skulk and skulk is a substance made of the accumulation of dead matter and souls so it tastes horribly and smells like a graveyard.

[@kcoolthegamer]

It tastes like raisins

[@mannequia8294]

So burnt hotdogs then?

[@callyral]

​@@kcoolthegamerRaisins are sweet

[@ferretgod198]

11:42 I refuse to beleive the warden has meat. The warden would taste like fungus due to the skulk bruv mushrooooooms!!!

[@SamHammie]

10:20 That feeling when _[Server: Saved the game]_

[@creativecreeper2860]

Delicious in dungeon has me watching stuff like this.

[@RobinRhombus2]

Don't forget, slimeballs have more than one source than slimes. They also come from pandas sneezing. That means that snot and slimes are made of an interchangable substance. Gross…

[@casadastraphobia]

Or potentially steve categorizes these two substances as the same due to similar properties

[@pikgears]

It would make sense for slimes to be living mucus

[@RobinRhombus2]

@@pikgears Or they're an organism covered in a thick mucus membrane.

[@yaboylou7967]

It would be a funny thought if the TNT block in a Creeper was treated the same way the venom in a pufferfish is treated when cooking with it, in real life.

[@PRGME7]

I’d imagine it’s in between that and bomb disposal.

[@GoldenGrenadier]

The TNT part is probably like the exploding pies in spongebob.

[@marcinlewicki5601]

Shulker: *your stomach will levitate off your body* Warden: *you will turn into sculk* Creeper: *you will gonna explode and destroy yourself*

[@ItsEvanHere]

3:37 Just casually dropping what humans taste like

[@entropyhater]

the forbidden pork

[@Jessforprez]

Gast is 100% a marshmallow

[@HiWelcomeToIKEA]

Squish

[@Cosmickitcat13th]

@@HiWelcomeToIKEAmallow

[@Archiv1st]

nom

[@miro_theburger]

is that a new mob they added?

[@Jessforprez]

@@miro_theburger nah the big cube that shoots fireballs

[@creeperface4675]

Don’t eat me-I mean, don’t eat creepers y’all. Their meat is toxic for huma-people to consume and can lead to long term side effects. Besides, we… err… they aren’t tasty at all! Trust me guys I am very good *human* Minecraft food critic

[@PxPtheBook]

*SHUT UP AND GET ON MY PLATE ALREADY!!!*

[@Crep35]

As a cre- I UH- As a fellow *human* who has tried.. creeper, I can confirm that weTHEYYY are extremely bitter tasting and are certainly NOT for human consumption

[@hunterchichester5720]

​@@Crep35 🤔🤔🤔 (nom)

[@Crep35]

@@hunterchichester5720 AAAAA

[@creeperface4675]

⁠​⁠@@hunterchichester5720 HEY! You are committing a very *human* crime called cannibalism (I think that’s what humans pronounce it). You are eating a fellow cr-human and it can have severe punishments in human law! You could go to human jail, ya know!

[@ness6714]

I always imagined that the meat of an Enderman, under the skin, would be like a flabby, slimey alien meat with a bunch of mucus on it. Even if there is not much meat to collect, I wouldn't mind aging some Ender Jerky.

[@bloodrinker]

endermen are the ancient builders that got stuck in the end and mainly ate the chorus fruit

[@ness6714]

@@bloodrinker Game Theory is not 100% canon.

[@bloodrinker]

@@ness6714 the ancient builders were confirmed accidentally on an interview

[@ness6714]

@@bloodrinker How does the End Portal Frame have End Stone if the Ancient Builders could never get access from it until they went into The End themselves?

[@bloodrinker]

@@ness6714 uhhhh, maybe it only looks like it

[@kainepeterson6638]

Someone’s been watching Dungeon Meshi 👀 but genuinely, let’s headcanon some. enderman bone broth as a base, the bones completely dissolve into the broth because of the hydrophobic nature of ender physiology. Strain it with a cheesecloth to get any residual clumps out, got a nice dark purple broth with a deep, rich, umami flavor that can be likened to tonkotsu. Next we crack open the shulkers to get at the meat inside, we rinse them to get rid of any sand or dirt or leftover shulker pellet “seeds” (you can touch them but if you eat them you levitate for a fraction of a second and it’s just enough to make you nauseous with vertigo). Then we fry them in butter and garlic and season to taste with kosher salt, black pepper, cayenne and lemon. Like oysters. Next we can use wheat and eggs to make noodles. Ramen or udon to your taste. To finish our enderman tonkotsu we can grill up some hoglin chops after slicing them very fine. A punch made from grinding glistening melons and some radishes pickled in diluted slime juice round our garnishes and drink. Ooo and some glow squid narutomaki that the whirl glows. And nether warts can replace enoki mushrooms. There ya go. Enderman and hoglin Tonkotsu Udon with Glow Squid Natrutomaki, Wart Enoki, and slime pickled radishes, along with a side of pan fried oyster style shulkers and Glistering Punch.

[@Frys_The_Cat]

As delicious as that sounds, the overwhelming majority of those ingredients are implied to be incredibly toxic. i would not recommend this recipe, but whatever floats your goat man.

[@Slimerror]

9:45 I think the lava strider is an aracknid, I know its not effected by bane of arthropods but it actually seems to share features of tarantulas. It would probably taste like lobster without the salty profile, with hints of fowl, being gamey due to their active lifestyle wading through molten rock.. (To be fair though fictional creatures from another dimension would have their own unique flavor profiles unlike anything on earth)

[@bangtannugget784]

So are they born with the netherite on their legs? If not where do they live before they find some of the most valuable material in the Minecraft world?

[@Slimerror]

@bangtannugget784 The lava striders having netherite on their legs isn't official it's a theory, also netherite is one of three ores found in the nether naturally so it's not only possible but likely that they would be born with it if it were the case. It's called organic mineralization it's how things like fish, turtles, armadillos and even humans have hard shells, exoskeletons and skeletons.

[@Mitraloxy]

"Would you eat a Creeper for the clout? I would, and you couldn't stop me either!" *Well, I'll enjoy this last video while I can..*

[@alexcole9325]

Honestly, that sounds like more work than it's worth. Would that even be good clout? Considering that most people think Creepers taste like some unholy combination of marijuana and gunpowder.

[@krystianperrine2860]

The strider drops string, so I think that's what the things on it head are. I still can't figure out the feet though, I was thinking it was so burnt they couldn't feel it and it turned hard, but they're BORN with it, so it can't be that. They probably just evolved fire-resistant hooves somewhere along the line.

[@bangtannugget784]

It's netherite!

[@SuperiorBeing]

There was also a creeper toy that was half actual skin and half internal workings. Showing that yes, they do just have a whole TNT in there. So its probably not SAFE to eat. But you could if you prepare it correctly

[@JesseeParker]

If matpat is correct endermen would taste like chorus fruit because according to him that's all they ate in the end

[@kitsunemusicisfire]

2:13 aren't creepers canonically plants?

[@Mrswknife]

Yeah they are

[@AAI_Einstein]

Yes

[@Novashadowstudios]

8:27 "hot rod in your mouth" 💀

[@DAN-plant]

Ah hell naw

[@DAN-plant]

My stomach had holes : (

[@DAN-plant]

Joke

[@Archbishopofcheeseburger]

Yeah, why would anyone want to put an entire transformer in their mouth? 😬

[@DAN-plant]

@@Archbishopofcheeseburger what transformer?

[@EvanUnger-dy4so]

Video idea: Mario characters I can beat in a fight

[@zoes32flavaz]

*overused*

[@ComposterMinecraft]

As a person who ate a Zombie once, I can confirm you will never want to stop eating flesh again, would recommend 10/10 anytime

[@crimsonfox87fluxule62]

This is one of the best videos I have seen of this category, I absolutely adore your little animated caricature of yourself and you remind me of a person that I appreciate very very much, you literally remind me of one of my favorite people on this entire planet. You got solid hyper intellectually inclusive gremlin vibes. You seem like you would know my ankle while begging me to let you give me a tour of your library full of comic books coffee beans and random shiny rocks that you thought were cool.

[@nabuchodonosormcgalapatram6941]

Considering what the Warden could be, you may bite into rotten meat, bones and sentient mold from another dimension. Could also taste like raisins?

[@connorii]

Here's some April fools mobs and how I think they would taste. Redstone Bug: Considering it is just a silverfish but red, it would probably be similar to the endermite, it's taste would be based on how you prepare them. But my main concern is where they come from. They come from redstone wires rarely when they increase in charge, and redstone glows when you touch it inside its ore. I'm not sure about you, but I would not eat something that came from a glowing red rock that can be used as electricity. That would probably shock you, and give you radiation. Toxifin Slab: Based on appearance alone, we can judge that the Toxifin Slab is most likely made of potato, that sounds good, but then you consider what it drops. All of the items it drops upon death have toxic in the name. I have a slight suspicion that you wouldn't want to eat something that's toxic, it is a Resin though, if that makes anything better. If you were to just cut off the potato part though, you would probably be fine. You would probably get a pretty good chunk of potato from him as well. Pink Wither: Unlike his normal counterpart, this guy is summoned with pink wool, and a flowerpot containing a rose, so this thing is most likely not a spirit. Feeding it sugar apparently gives it more heads, so we can assume the head is made of, well, sugar. He seems to look the same for the rest of the body, so he's honestly safe to eat most likely. Just pure sugar. Wouldn't be healthy, but you wouldn't die from it.

[@space_slushie5111]

As someone who came across this channel from the last video due to video game brainrot, I am LOVING the absolute feral energy my friend. Keep it up! 👍

[@elliottlava7784]

This video is the primal urge to see something and ask yourself if you can manage to eat it

[@Pain_train_wielder]

12:20 whoa no no no, not tender, moving all the time. No breaks. Tough to the max, those muscles are getting worked 24/7. I’d recommend a slow roast, like brisket, but even for the most tender cuts, just because of how tough it’d be.

[@heyheyitsjae2475]

5:32 So... your telling me pineapple flavored jello? 8:17 8:39 Now... hear me out... Blazes are made of Blaze Rods, and Blaze Rods can be ground into Blaze Powder, and Maga Cubes drop Magma Cream. Both Blaze Powder and Magma Cream are potion ingredients meaning, to some degree, they *are* edible. Frogs can also eat the Magma Cremes will just... mild digestive issues. So I'm gonna go with cinnamon flavor for Blaze and hot sauce for Magma Cubes. I always assumed Skulk was a fungus, and the Warden is clearly made of the stuff, so I bet he's mushroomy

[@bluefoxgalaxy6057]

Apparently Sculk tastes like raisins

[@SomeoneOddz]

I feel like the warden would taste like dried kelp… or moss. He is comfired to be made of sculk and who knows what that is but knowing that it sucks the souls of the dead to reproduce, eating it will probably give you the same effect as eating 5 grams of Arsenic. The texture would probably very soggy and slimy so it would probably be hard to digest, and i think if you would find actual stone inside his body. Also I dont know why but I feel like his lips would taste like blueberry gum… Im desperate for this content my bad. Great video 👍

[@LegoMan-3]

Bro are you fantasizing about locking lips and doing it french style with the Warden!? I mean, me too, but thats not the point >:c

[@sussus4586]

Sculk is raisin tasting

[@strikingsarcophagus]

8:58 What do you mean? Im not gonna eat him alive! Im not a monster. Obviously I'm gonna cook him first

[@MaxBelcher-wv2vy]

6:06 The phantoms burn in daylight like the undead mobs, so put these §ÎŇṢ̌ ØF ŤĤĘ N̈ĒŢHƏŔ under the zombie catagory.

[@djdnjejdhshabsbfudh]

I remember seeing a creeper figurine where the brain was a tnt block, also, if you want to eat an enderman you should just rip off one of the arms and eat it like ribs.

[@cyoatts7100]

12:34 actually because she’s flying her meat would be gamey, just like how you don’t eat the back on dear. Sedentary animals are easier to get tender meat from, that’s why pigs and cows end up fat because we want tender beef and pork. The ender dragon would taste like gamey chicken, like biting into dry turkey. I’d suggest using a glaze or gravy with a side of vegetables all seasoned with the zest of chorus fruit.

[@Rozee_the_Bee]

I’ve always kinda imagined skulk being some type of mold, and as mentioned by someone else, Skulk canonically tastes like Raisins. So Warden ribs would probably go well with a charcuterie board, lots of stinky cheeses and fancy meats that pair well with nuts and not overly sweet fruits

[@PRGME7]

Yes. But trapped souls.

[@elplaceholder]

​@@PRGME7 it pairs well with holy water though

[@PRGME7]

@elplaceholder sculk isn’t really demonic in nature. It’s kinda Minecraft’s answer to eldritch horror. Holy water doesn’t really effect anything eldritch as far as I know.

[@elplaceholder]

@@PRGME7 but spooky souls though

[@MaxBelcher-wv2vy]

4:04 Considering they're pretty strong, maybe their muscle is incredibly dense. Gonna wanna soften the meat up, first. Provided you kill an enderman cleanly enough to get some of its meat.

[@MaxBelcher-wv2vy]

If there's nothing else to harvest, and if you're desperate enough, you can (Maybe) bite into the...Enderpearls.

[@MaxBelcher-wv2vy]

9:05 That sucker has 5 hit points. Assuming you could stomach it, it's truly bountiful meat. Eat it alive so it has time to cry...Err...Season itself.

[@MaxBelcher-wv2vy]

9:19 Nevermind.

[@InternetFanatic]

2:50 Don’t worry, Clover showed us that gunpowder is edible

[@robiginal]

I think it's safe to assume that blazes are made of some kind of metal, given the sounds they make. Biting into a blaze rod would be like biting into a metal pole.

[@bloodrinker]

a very hot metal pole

[@robiginal]

@@bloodrinker Yes

[@TokyoDrift456]

6:00 they arent ghosts, they are just creatures, the reason they are named phantoms is (presumably) because of their ghost like screeching, the reason they only show up after not having slept for a couple of days is because thats how they hunt, they are "attracted to insomnia" so they just dont come close to you until they deem you a valid target, cats can hunt them and you can use their drops to repair your elytra which means they have to be real

[@FlameLord050]

They are undead

[@TokyoDrift456]

@@FlameLord050 and what, so are zombies and skeletons

[@monke7919]

This is the real reason Jean is the last dragon

[@tehcodekid8421]

Now I’m hungry, and want to make a Minecraft restaurant

[@goldenmolelover]

please whatever cruel god who runs my youtube algorithm give me more of this. i dont want youtube drama i dont want digital circus skibidi brainrot shorts i dont want 4 hour political discourse essays i dont want children posting their personal information. i want good ol fashioned fun youtube videos about minecraft with silly hypotheticals

[@CalamitasCalliope]

I need someone to go full Dungeon Meshi on all of the Minecraft Mobs. Even the ones you really shouldn't eat

[@CalamitasCalliope]

I liked the idea so I wrote up a bit for the Creeper Creeper - The first and most important thing you need to do before preparing a Creeper corpse for cooking is defusing and then removing the bomb. Fantasy minecraft chefs have to be specially trained on this process and are given a certification to show potential jobs that they are trained to perform this task. Kinda like fugu chefs in the real world! The outer layer is comparable in texture and mouth feel to the outer layers of an onion. The "meat" is not actually meat at all! It is actually a form of mushroom, and the Creepers developed their explosive abilities as a way to spread their spores and reproduce. These spores are very common, and lie dormant until they are subjected to dark environments for long enough to sprout new Creepers. They target players due to learning that they have the largest wander radius of any other mob. If a player survives the explosion they will be coated in microscopic spores that will slowly shed off of the player abd spread the colony whereverthey go. And if the player dies, it can be counted on for a player to retrieve the spore ridden items the player leaves behind. If not, new Creepers will sprout regardless and they can attempt the process all over again. For eating the meat itself with drumsticks or breasts it is usually removed, but for stews/soups you can cook the skin in the broth to dissolve it and add flavor/nutrients. The amount of edible meat on a single Creeper would actually be very small as a large chunk of their anatomy is dedicated to the storage and ignition of the tnt. A lot of the meat surrounding the block is infused with gunpowder, and this spreads if the Creeper was preparing to explode before it died(which is usually the case if it was killed with a melee weapon. The meat is, once again, not meat at all. It is very homogeneous in texture, and it has a naturally smoky taste. It works nicely in making broth as it practically melts when in hot water for long periods of time.

[@Kasstiron741]

I would love to play a mod like that

[@GuyllianVanRixtel]

Minecraft expert here, now this will be fun! The creeper will likely taste like gunpowder and catnip, since they are probably related to it because why would they need to fear cats. Endermans in minecraft dungeons combust when they die, so you would probably not be able to eat it. Though if you could, it would probably taste like acid. It is morally right to eat one, since their goal is to destroy all dimensions. Endermites would probably taste like acid and mites. Slimes likely taste like acid and cave water, and if they spawn in a swamp then acid and swamp water. Phantoms are wierd, and I have no clue either lol. Guardians probably taste like magical gemstones and electronic parts. Maybe the fish and sponge they drop count? Ravager probably tastes like a person but wrong. Also would probably be a little tough. The Sniffer would probably taste like beef, but also probably not that tough since they don't seem that strong. Blazes are lava. Magma Cubes are lava. A Piglin probably tastes like a combination of pig and human. Ghasts probably feed of heat energy, so not much. Striders are a like mammels, but without heat control and milk. They probably taste a little like fungus. Shulkers are golems, so if the body it's endstone, and if it's the shell for some reason, it would taste like popped chorus fruit. Wardens are just a hunting mechanism of the sculk, and sculk is a fungus. It would probably taste like rotten flesh and souls. The Ender Dragon can not be eaten, since it just combusts. But if you did, it would probably taste like healing magic and acid. The egg would taste like acid too. Anyone have questions?

[@nathaliefernandez6431]

Uh hi yea, how do you know what mites taste like?!

[@GuyllianVanRixtel]

@@nathaliefernandez6431 :)

[@undvined]

People taste like pork anyway, so Pigmen just taste like pig. Or human. Either works, really.

[@MysticLear]

Commenting so more people see this video

[@nefariousg_2021]

It worked

[@Violet-yd5ej]

It worked woohoo

[@mrmrtreetree8936]

Worked

[@therhythmgamer5696]

It worked

[@skellix_]

it worked

[@Ronic-gray]

Something tells me eating skulk would be like biting into a big clump of black mold.

[@yamihikarilightdark9]

Oooo, I love food mods in minecraft so I have def thought about this!! Ocean’s Delight adds meat to guardians and elder guardians. (Wtf I didn’t know they were hollow. 😨) End’s Delight and Ender’s Delight add endermen, endermitr and shulker meat drops. Edible eyes from the endermen, and you can cook with the shulker core while using the shell as a bowl. Vanilla Food Pantry did give meat to the ravengers. They drop a big ol’ steak that you can accidentally char by just tossing it on the fire.

[@yamihikarilightdark9]

Nether’s delight let’s you make a big roast with hoglins and a sauteed crimson and warped fungi. Also can eat striders by cooking their meat or making kebabs. Miners delight has silverfish drop eggs to turn into a weird caviar, spiders and bats drop meat/wing to make into an odd kebab. And I think causalness delight adds some dish you can make with phantom membrane and cheese iirc?

[@yamihikarilightdark9]

Oh and either end or ender’s lets you get a nice dragon steak and leg to cook and eat into various buffing dishes if you kill her with a knife. Other modded players fighting her multiple times for drops or essence or eggs or hearts. I’m here being a psycho butchering her over and over for dragon meat. :)

[@shapeswitch_mood7221]

I argue that Guardians must have some meat. When you kill one, they drop fishes. Also, just because it's old doesn't stop people from eating hundred years old eggs.

[@sethdenney-solorzano72]

Hundred year old egg is a misnomer actually. It’s is just their name because they look like they could be 100 years old when actually they’re only a little over a month old

[@PRGME7]

My headcanon for ravagers is that you probably shouldn’t eat them. You don’t find them in the wild and they have villager faces. Probably made by dark magic and dark magic is nothing you should be putting into your digestive system. Edit: as for creepers, I imagine them to be entirely plant based organisms. Thus their “meat” might taste like veggie burgers. Edit 2: as somebody else mentioned, blaze powder and magma cream are likely edible due to being used in potions. So here are my headcanoned tastes Blaze powder: Carolina reaper hot pepper mixed with a noticeable taste of old pennies. Magma cream: sunscreen mixed with room temperature but still molten rock. Edit 3: since Breezes from the new update are probably in the same family as blazes I’ll theorize about their taste despite them not having a powder. Breeze powder: wind chilled metal that blows around in your mouth with or without you breathing. Likely very dangerous to inhale as they would blow around in your lungs and cause bleeding or a collapsed lung.

[@circuseyescitrus]

11:53 i dont think ive ever actually acknowledge that the ender dragon is a girl so uhh... thanks for that!! i thought that was lost media info lmao

[@Yoshmen_]

If I ever want to eat a creeper, I would eat the TNT because I heard they are exploding with flavor.

[@Its_Kath_]

I feel like the warden would probably taste like plants/fungus/moss considering what the sculk is and the fact it just tunnels out of it constantly. It also seems to be closely related to things like the sculk sensors and whatnot which are just… yknow, patches of sculk with leaf-like tentacles. I feel like the warden would just taste like old ground beef that has since been dried out completely and has been grown over by the wettest moss ever, which to be perfectly honest doesn’t sound very pleasant to eat, but then again caviar is like a delicacy here and also is kinda weird so maybe warden meat can just be like Minecraft’s boojie sorta caviar-equivalent rich person food. Only issue is that when you’re eating it you probably are also hearing the screams of the damned souls trapped within it but hey food is food

[@GabrielCGA]

8:13 Im prettry sure blazes are litteral fucking metal 💀

[@GabrielCGA]

Also note: THE STRIDERS FEET ARE FUCKING NETHERITE

[@Grayestspore]

i mean, there will be more iron in my diet

[@2d-guy-in-3d-space]

4:21 bone broth

[@johndingle-i7j]

Also to point out skulk is mold like, and the warden is a bulky skeleton covered in skulk so uhhh

[@f1lthyr0d3ntYT]

If you bit into a ghast it would probably explode like a balloon

[@Cashlost2]

I like to imagine that endermen meat is definitely hallucinogenic type stuff and its used to get high.

[@Lunarcreeper]

11:19 The Warden probably tastes like bone marrow and souls, because sculk itself is made of souls. edit: nevermind they taste like raisins apparently, that is strangely fitting tbh

[@archsteel7]

Delicious in Dungeon: Minecraft Edition

[@dalehayden3830]

Striders appear to be some kind of fire equivalent to an amphibian, with the stony bits just being cooled magma that got stuck to their legs. Therefore, you may be on to something with the frog/alligator meat comparison!

[@bangtannugget784]

I'm pretty sure the stoney material on their legs is netherite.

[@Springdude11]

Fun Fact: Human flesh is described as "Long Pork" or "Long Pig" in cannibalistic feasts. Or something along those lines, but you get the point.

[@jadenhastakenover9328]

11:24 you will not be able to even attack the warden to eat him. You’re dying. Fun fact, if you look closely in the chest, those are soul souls

[@BoglBoi]

Striders are literally just lava fish with boots. The things sticking out from the side of their blocky body/heads are barbels

[@bloodrinker]

i thought it was old man hair

[@plantain.1739]

So I'm assuming they'd taste like some kinda fish Jerky. Maybe Salmon jerky?

[@sewerside01142]

I interpret them as some kind of fucked-up mutant axolotls that evolved to live in lava

[@COOLERthenU]

3:18 Tasteing endermen isnt canablisim the way im gonna do it

[@scuffedmaskguy3333]

*Now this is content.*

[@SILHOUETTED..PHILOSOPHY]

Real

[@jujuoof174]

Very fun video concept and great execution! Learned a lot thanks to it oddly enough lol

[@natalie6811]

I bet a creeper would go well in some stews and gumbos as a seasoning and preservative, seeing as how some “family recipes” I have seen online already calls for straight-up gunpowder for those same purposes

[@carriemarshall1947]

0:09 your drawn character sure looks like they would eat a ghast