Skylar White yo but it's a bad Chinese dub

I had to teach Kevin how to speak Chinese for this
give him a cookie for learning Chinese @starbonk
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[@spookyperson7096]

This is so nostalgic. Back in the day, every tv series only had 1 person dubbing the entire show.

[@expendableindigo9639]

That's mostly in former communist countries isn't it?

[@spookyperson7096]

@@expendableindigo9639 Does communism have anything to do with it?

[@Souflouz]

​​@@spookyperson7096 idk but in Polish television this is normal

[@doaa7941]

It’s two people dubbing it, it says it in the description

[@antonishedsp2036]

cuz all countries love American series and movies, but not all know English

[@SantYeahGO]

LMAO THE GONG HAS ME ROLLING

[@sgtpaloogoo2811]

Excellent humor!

[@MariusBoss11458]

Do a barellroll

[@spoopyscaryskelebones3846]

@@MariusBoss11458 ok :)

[@Tony_Baloney_69420]

More like Bamboo gong 〈🤣ノ 〈🤣ノ 〈🤣ノ 〈🤣ノ 〈🤣ノ

[@calicobagels]

Ikr

[@erotictomato]

the gong instead of the boom got me

[@vive335]

As a Chinese, I cried 😭 now I’m six feet under. I loved it

[@traumatizedmacasio8682]

Fr

[@nekozombie]

@@vive335 裏切者

[@RelishAndOrangeJuice]

i legit just clicked on this video and thought i commented this.

[@Isabella-dx3nf]

Thank you for spoiling the punchline

[@SadGoodman0001]

The fact that Jesse was humming Ching Cheng Hanji at the beginning got me

[@chuhusuu1]

I heard it and went to look for a comment that noticed that

[@raspx5386]

Jesse Bing-Ma

[@vtoxxikv122]

That aong called blaxy girls - if you feel my love (chaow mix) 😂

[@jin_cotl]

Stop just stop 💀 I can’t stop laughing you’re gonna kill me 😢 😂

[@aquilschutte]

Kitchen in the dungeon

[@mayochup]

this feels like a low budget netflix movie and i love it

[@Ligmaballin]

​@@wherethetreegrows Those old Russian bootleg movies are horrible, it's almost always the same guy dubbing everything and the quality is like 360p

[@Ligmaballin]

@@wherethetreegrows i live in Latvia and we have like 30% Russians, so some of us either choose to watch movies in English or with Russian dubs, my family knows more Russian than English so they keep watching some bootleg Shrek or Diehard etc. But it's always the same guy dubbing them, and i always find it funny how he pronounces the English credits with a thick old Russian accent...

[@sonyet497]

@@wherethetreegrows core memory right here. I live in the States and absolutely none of them believe me when I tell them this was a thing. All the American films I saw were dubbed like that, always by a single dude with a deep voice. If you were lucky, maybe you’d get a woman dubbing the children/women.

[@gifyifhkhmcucyk6865]

​@@wherethetreegrows Настоящее произведение искусства :)

[@gifyifhkhmcucyk6865]

​@@wherethetreegrows это я

[@ArisuElysia]

As a person who natively speaks Chinese, this is the best Chinese dub for breaking bad on the internet

[@jeffeyL]

It's actually accurate that it's good fr

[@Numa-920]

How good is the pronunciation? And what does it actually say?

[@ArisuElysia]

@@Numa-920 what they say is literally the translated version of the script Pronunciation is not bad but with a bit accent, totally acceptable and understandable for me

[@shaemin8801]

@@Numa-920the accent is Taiwanese or similar, I think it might’ve been dubbed by a native speaker

[@sonyaho8104]

this is brilliant especially the gong part 😂

[@toazethegecko]

Yeah lmao

[@datdude5707]

Lol

[@lowkeylokimusic]

​@@toazethegecko Yo lmao*

[@陳彥評]

：說我的名字 ：海森堡 ：你是天殺的正確

[@ezio-earle3973]

"A heavy hard gong sound effect"

[@blackironwalterkus3851]

How does Heisenberg have a Chinese translation?

[@afzofa107]

​cuz heisenberg is the name of a famous scientist so they needed a way to write his name

[@ml_noskingaming2124]

“你真他妈正确”

[@randomguymatt3832]

@@blackironwalterkus3851 you can translate english sounds into chinese the same way you'd translate a chinese sound to english

[@cheeseburgerjr.3112]

As a native Chinese speaker this is peak entertainment lmao

[@2ndzero]

this is taiwanese dub lol😂

[@cheeseburgerjr.3112]

@@2ndzero I'm also Taiwanese, that's why recognizing the style of dub is extra funny to me hahaha

[@Halo_Legend]

Free Taiwan!

[@sunnyonurlawn]

frrrr hhah

[@drugleman601]

@@Halo_Legendhe said in the comment section shortly before doing nothing to solve the problem

[@tuna2724]

this inspired me to learn chinese, thank you. without this i would never know chinese people were real

[@walkingserpent6295]

Bravo viyenshi

[@cvpiguy]

How’s learning Chinese for you so far? 😊

[@musicsixtyseven]

yes i am in fact, real.

[@mechadoggy]

Lol, Skylar would definitely not be polite enough to say, “不好意思”

[@viviankate7240]

Agree.

[@franky1650]

I guess 你好 would be more authentic but OTOH Skylar White using 'Excuse me' aggressively deserves to be preserved in translation too.

[@expendableindigo9639]

Westerners: Mmmmhmmm, yeah, yup

[@Ecstasy404]

I mean she does literally say excuse me in English so....

[@김지용-y2m]

as a Korean it looks like don't like sound thought?? help me out we only study ancient Chinese character only few years at schoold and mostly never use them

[@A_Midsummer_Nights_Dream]

0:36 uh-huh 💀

[@ArcofGrey]

The gong, the fucking gong destroyed me

[@Rohitsingh-ud4ez]

Where is this gong line? Time

[@finnster321]

@@Rohitsingh-ud4ez 0:30

[@ketaminepoptarts]

​@@Rohitsingh-ud4ezthe video isnt even a full minute long, how lazy could you possibly be

[@RealityCheck6T9]

0:16 dub of Skyler sounds a bit cockney there for a moment

[@joshuachang5210]

Appreciate the traditional subtitles and Taiwanese sounding accent

[@quartzking3997]

A lot to unpack here - xenophobia - sinophobia - appeal to tradition fallacy - anti-socialism Certified chud moment

[@joshuachang5210]

@@quartzking3997 When someone says they like something doesn't mean that they have a phobia towards stuff that's not mentioned. Also you'd be tripping if you genuinely think China is socialist in its core, and you'd hate the CCP too if they just point missiles at your country.

[@johnphilips9308]

Tf does this even mean?

[@disrespecc9678]

@@quartzking3997 well, if it was actually ccp style, it wouldn’t be realistic since they don’t break bad there

[@joshuachang5210]

@@johnphilips9308 Well you see communist China made this simplified version of Chinese characters so people can learn to read easier. Originally Taiwan was to adopt the same thing too but didn't because the ruling Kuomintang was enemies with the CCP, which happened to preserve the (according to the majority of ethnic Chinese) better looking characters while literacy is still in the high 90s. History and politics aside though, since it's the Chinese we use in Taiwan, it just feels homey as a Taiwanese. Just disregard whatever that @quartzking3997 guy was trying to pull; CCP literally pay people or even use prisoners to do propaganda, and there are even Chinese government paperworks to prove it.

[@沈啍]

You know, aside from the fact that they were both voiced by the same guy and the weird gong noises, this is not that bad of a dubbing. They translated the original dialogue quite well.

[@Jasmine69420]

The gong is meant to replace a popular electronic bass drum sound effect overlayed over the english scene which is partly responsible for the scene's circulation through meme culture.

[@acoknitteruntemha]

​@@Jasmine69420 wikipedia but irl

[@sinistrality]

@@Jasmine69420 That sound effect isn't in the original scene lol

[@lordyaky2817]

@@Jasmine69420 bro i want you in my life or bingchill 🫠

[@mechadoggy]

@@sinistrality The gong is more meant to parody modern Chinese shows than anything

[@whatisthis這功能搞笑喔]

Why did Jesse having a wacky accent yo 😂

[@polanski2399]

i think its taiwanese or something according to another commenter. idk chinese accents but i am speak it

[@whatisthis這功能搞笑喔]

@@polanski2399 it is Taiwanese accent (I’m Taiwanese btw), but Jesse having a mild foreign accent (especially that came from Europe or North America people who just learned how to speak Chinese)

[@JJSnake]

Jesse always has a weird accent, regardless of the language he's speaking. (:

[@adamnielson42]

@@whatisthis這功能搞笑喔 description says he taught his friend how to speak Chinese for this, so that's probably what you're noticing.

[@touta8272]

Lol I still think it’s pretty good despite him not being a native speaker ngl 😂

[@Edario]

还有就是，我的妹夫啊，是一名缉毒局探员yo，最好不要逼我把他请来哦，明白吗？...yo

[@sulkybat1016]

Xesse singing Ching Cheng Hanji in the beginning is perfect

[@ezio-earle3973]

I've never noticed this it really adds to the scene

[@mele1bxb1]

Mele1bab11

[@cbbblue8348]

Jie Xi*

[@lef1sh111]

The gong just ties it all together💀

[@Chubs.]

0:06 Taiwan dialect 💀

[@doopist]

Taiwan? you mean east china?

[@chungyinlee8905]

nah it is Taiwan, and the West Taiwan with bad manners

[@2020sII]

@@doopistNo we mean Taiwan, the sovereign nation that drives like us

[@arick99]

Wow, Chinese women have very deep voice!

[@ezio-earle3973]

Yeah but it's beautiful

[@lizexi7115]

thats a male voice...

[@alexm.2805]

@@lizexi7115congratulations, you discovered the joke

[@Peabnub_Bubber]

Its why I love Chinese women

[@KinggDante]

@@lizexi7115 oh brother

[@wingdead2556]

When he said “真的假的” I felt that.

[@music_kun69420]

my 3 years of chinese class has led up to this

[@沉思瑋]

我笑爛，yo！

[@vive335]

爆笑😂

[@user-erichen]

終於找到中文留言，yo!

[@joem.3124]

*bong*

[@juice8431]

yo!

[@seinanana]

Yo

[@jayqiu2507]

As a Taiwanese Breaking bad fan, I am very satisfied with the Chinese dubbing and punchline

[@FenShen-us9tv]

US colony

[@tempp3d]

@@FenShen-us9tvgo troll somewhere else

[@JessiePinkman]

不管你在賣什麼 我都不會買Yo

[@Pit31415]

Skylar be spitting bars at 0:30 The rhythm is unmatched 🔥

[@EmperorDank]

When you try to watch the TV in a foreign hotel

[@ouoouo2811]

額.....好的 yo

[@MarkArandjus]

Now I want to see an Indian soap opera-style edit with the hyper over-dramatic zooms and such :D

[@RozoTheGreat]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/oZmaZpyde6mGj8U :)

[@MarkArandjus]

@@RozoTheGreat Nice :D

[@70sman]

Netflix India actually made an Indian soap opera parody of breaking bad, it's on KZbin

[@confusedredditor1660]

just no

[@monbub]

I would pay for this

[@quirkygirlboss]

Fuckin HOWLING at the gong 💀💀💀

[@user-qx9ws3bl3b]

I love how Jessie's attitude translates into Chinese as well

[@gingerbread_GB]

The Taiwanese accent is strong with this one.

[@vAqeii]

THE GONG 💀

[@MUZUKUN-YT]

Ayo, it's vAqeii 😭

[@StriderStryker]

This dub will always be a certified bing chilling classic.

[@balloondagger0]

“Don’t touch me!” While proceeding to trespass on private property.

[@SH_Hof]

That's actually a pretty good dub. I remember seeing polish dubs from time to time when i was a kid. Movies used to be dubbed by a single guy who was speaking in a monotonous voice throughout the whole movie.

[@Tiishen]

They didn't used to be dubbed that way, they still are. Obviously not *all* of them. But you hear it a lot on TV

[@lucyffer8836]

I knew those 5 years i spent learning Chinese would one day pay off

[@saccnt9196]

SO TRVE

[@connaeris8230]

As someone who is learning Chinese, this is so satisfying! It's an easy dialogue and I was able to understand almost every word. The ones I didn't understand I got by remembering the original version of the show. Also it's cool to see the traditional characters in action, since we exclusively do our studying through the simplified ones. Nice video, 谢谢你！

[@viviankate7240]

As a malaysian Chinese who loves breaking bad, this scene is weirdly good

[@samgyeopsal569]

Do you break bad often?

[@Ugg_Son_Of_Thogg]

​​@@samgyeopsal569 usually break dance la. Never heard of break bad.

[@viviankate7240]

@@samgyeopsal569 Waltuhhh

[@idiotlol196]

the dub sound like malaysian trying to speak proper mandarin also lmao

[@mokeenoch7900]

Encik Putih, kitorang kena masak!

[@nghivmai]

I'm glad we all seem to agree the gong was the crowning element of genius of this whole video. It was funny enough before that but when the gong hits I got sent flying into space.

[@Chachoes]

Videos like these are why I still watch youtube

[@HexWolfMusic2024]

It weird that you can say “uh-huh” the exact same way no matter what language your speaking

[@Halo_Legend]

Wrong. In my country, you say mhm or aha - uh-huh sounds as if you were sick.

[@vogel6554]

@імхо the vowel might be different. I’m Swedish for example it’s aha, but the a sounds like the o in long

[@DollfaceLizkah]

This is definitely false lol I speak multiple languages where we don't do this

[@burgerbait]

I can think of at least 18 languages I speak where this isn't the case

[@joblessmf420]

​@@burgerbaitThose are rookie numbers. I speak 53 languages where this isn't the case.

[@lomo1407]

The gong sound effect had me dying 💀

[@hkey30510]

沒看劇情但還是靠碑好笑wwwwwwwww

[@Halo_Legend]

Winnie the pooh lookin as

[@dustybawls7085]

@@Halo_Legend Biden looking as

[@srehh5529]

@@Halo_Legend They're Taiwanese lmao. Got nothing to do with Pooh

[@yui406]

@@Halo_Legend eh yo chill, We are Taiwanese yo Aka friendlies yo

[@lordkrummi]

@@Halo_Legend theyre speaking Taiwanese yo

[@nilanjan_majumder]

Jesse humming ching cheng hanji in the beginning 😂

[@rifqihatta]

So simple yet had me rolling

[@dengist8172]

Fucking Taiwan accent killed me

[@user-sf9gs2pg1b]

Chinese sounds so cool, I love how it’s expressive vocally. Can’t remember the correct term for what I’m talking about.

[@sinsofthefather]

oh the tones?

[@gabin2024]

Bing chilling?

[@SCP-up4ot]

the pinyin?

[@tmtmtm520]

@@gabin2024cringe

[@lowlevelhaunt]

edit: yeah but this isnt chinese tho it's a dialectic of chinese known as mandarin and Mandarin is part of the Chinese family of languages, which in turn is part of the Sino-Tibetan language group. All Chinese languages are tonal, which means that the way words are pronounced varies their meanings. Mandarin has ​four tones. Other Chinese languages have up to ten distinct tones which these youtube comments has explained them well for me and I have learnt a good language lesson in the cultures and language differences between chinese and mandarin.

[@maxbowen8925]

the gong and the fact that skyler is voiced by probably the same dude as Jessie makes it so much funnier

[@thegreatnexus4207]

The GONG LOL! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@babydropkick3r]

the gong is the equivalent of the vine boom effect

[@Fc-cb3tn]

I only just realized that Jesse was singing Chin Cheng Hanji at the start💀💀💀

[@Dan-kg4vr]

*gong sfx Jesse: "Zhen de Jia de😯."

[@blackartist7]

You know when in 1980s China started to import US movies and TV series, this is exactly the same voice performance style... So damn nostalgic 🙂

[@chrisdudedurian1305]

Ah yes "Jué mìng dú shī" my favourite TV series 

[@yeahoh9438]

道地的台灣中文口音😎

[@IgorNV]

This... This is art. I love it.

[@mechadoggy]

Actually, it’s just basic Mandarin, but thank you, Jesse. I’m glad it’s acceptable.

[@MCPeeBoy]

truly a bing chilling experience

[@Bon-bn5lc]

I love how I know exactly what they are saying without knowing Chinese 😂😂

[@Joey7Z7Horror]

I thought this was just supposed to be the scene and not the actual meme so when the gong came in, that was pretty damn good lmao

[@bigspoon4958]

as a native speaker this is pretty impressive

[@juice8431]

bro this is shit (in a good way 😂)

[@conner7875]

True

[@Shae-3]

They were fresh out of Chinese women for the dub, they were all busy with "Device on/off" for hearing devices.

[@frownyclowny6955]

This takes several levels of meme history to understand and I find it positively riveting

[@ic06228]

The voice acting for Jesse was actually ok

[@osuenthusiast]

“Baking Bats” 💀 💀

[@YokoshimaOfficial]

I'm not even Chinese, but this was hilarious because the gongs were unexpected. It almost feels like watching a bad tiktoker content

[@Looooooooos]

Watching this while knowing Chinese makes this funnier 🤣

[@LetsGoHUGE]

这视频让我想起2000初，你知道那时候互联网不够发达，中国大陆接触很多西方电影的途径是看盗版DVD。给电影加上国语配音音轨是很多盗版DVD打赢其它盗版的优势，因为购买者可以多一个选择比如合家欢电影可以和长辈一起看。但是官方配音的电影屈指可数只有央视引进或者进口商引进才会做，所以所以，后来发展成盗版电影商自己组织了一些草台班子，三两个人配音一整部电影。出来的效果很多词不达意莫名其妙，相对而言其实这个视频已经算不错。。。

[@Brookbot]

the gong is so perfect dude i cant

[@shokatali05]

I was dead serious until that gong 🤣🤣😂😂

[@garlicbreadchief]

jesus approves of the chinese

[@mechadoggy]

Of course He approves of the Chinese. He sent 4 angels to my friend Christine, and she says that they even speak Chinese to her. (Actually, Christine says they’re bilingual and can switch back and forth between English and Chinese at will.) Therefore, if those angels were kind enough to learn Chinese, then it stands to reason that their boss Jesus approves of Chinese.

[@biodegradabletrash]

​@@mechadoggy is christine okay

[@mechadoggy]

@@biodegradabletrash Yeah, Christine is fine. She just has a very very strong gift of prophecy from the Holy Spirit such that she receives visions on a regular basis. She’s not the only one. My friend London also has a pretty strong prophetic gifting from the Lord too. I used to be a lot better at prophecy, but I admit I am out of practice and haven’t been spending enough time with Jesus to properly maintain it.

[@drugdealerwithabadassclo-oe6ox]

That's a mental illness, she's not seeing angels

[@mechadoggy]

@@drugdealerwithabadassclo-oe6ox “That’s a mental illness, she’s not seeing angels.” I’ve seen angels before too. They haven’t spoken Chinese to me though. Edit: Wait, your KZbin account is literally less than 24 hours old. Did you sign up for a KZbin account just because you didn’t like what I was saying about Jesus and His angels?

[@_amrbadr_]

i absolutely love the small detail of jesse humming "ching chang han ji" in the beginning of the clip

[@softwalkz]

0:05 That "HUH?" At the start 🤣

[@machineguncrally7020]

‘Sky-lher Hwhiyte Hyo’

[@SoeUnfiltered]

He just realised Jesse quietly sings Ching Chen Hanji at the start.

[@lordexplosionmuder_bakugou5673]

The Gong is everything.

[@pelmeni_va]

This sounds like my Chinese friend arguing with his mum over the mic.

[@khanhchanto3128]

這個翻譯比 Netflix 好太多

[@user-sl1wt1dv4y]

''我的名字是斯凯勒怀特 ha, yo!'' -🗿

[@jinjiee]

這老外中文說得還挺好

[@Gabrielle_Pokalo]

I'm your biggest fan, yo 🙏

[@jonathanformlyrics5355]

My name is "She Kai Ler Wai Te Yo" My Husband name is "Walter Wai Te Yo!"

[@travis7573]

嘿嘿嘿哈哈嘿 現在是時候介紹〈成人電影但是史凱勒懷特，Yo中文配音〉 AV演員：不要......碰我😫❤

[@stevehangzo7159]

That “Ching cheng hanji” humming tho😂😂

[@fishinghobo]

I got a Chinese remitly ad before this video

[@cerealkellah3947]

It's Canon. Jesse is Cantonese and Skyler is Taiwanese

[@dilklumechdavid7141]

“我的名字叫斯凱勒懷特yo” 💀

[@SYN1ST_R]

My Chinese friends call this racist as but I find it peak comedy as a Chinese person

[@SetTheCurve]

This was incredibly clear and crisp speech. I can imagine this being a good way of learning Chinese

[@FocusSight]

love the emphasis on 不要……碰我！

[@korsekil]

A Hokkien dub would make it even better. I swear it makes everything more hilarious.

[@rs9130]

Nobody: Toxic Counter Strike Chinese teammates:

[@SolaireKnightus]

I love how you gave Skyler a Chinese man voice 😂

[@WorldEaterZero]

How come this is the first time I saw this gem

[@dontchangemynamebruh]

THE GONG LMAOOO

[@theamazingguy]

i just realized he was humming that one song at the beginning

[@diranbodossian6061]

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