Skyrim - 5 More Hardest Decisions

[@Graenolf]

Heh, I had a lot of fun with this one : ) Have a good weekend guys

[@jordanruble2339]

Graenolf you too!

[@crimsonthenugget9737]

You too, Grae.

[@chaosys9812]

Same bro keep it up

[@violet_lantern89]

Me and my boyfriend chat Skyrim so when I say oyfum he's so confused

[@crimsonthenugget9737]

oml xD

[@shadowflame6131]

the answer to 2 is simple. choose faendal because you can make him teach you archery, trade items with him and then take all of your money back

[@ChrisChronos]

exploits are what make the world go round

[@TheZombie2213playsMC]

Or be me and marry her yourself

[@inilthfirescales1287]

Or you could pick Sven and then sacrifice him to Boethiah.

[@markusallen102]

I chose faendal because he has stability And in a world full of dragons, vampires, and all kinds of other dangers stability is something you may need in a partner

[@jackpitard]

Also he’s a stronger companion

[@LandelRey]

"You may be a 9 in Riverwood, but you are like a 5 on Solitude"

[@Kendra_Bratton]

Mehrtzziaa Bicocoingigin Aint that the truth there is many more handsome men in Skyrim.

[@hectorandem2944]

#SuperHotFire 🔥🔥🔥

[@debodatta7398]

A Riverwood nine's a Solitude six Timewise, the opposite goes for chicks -Childish Gambino

[@LandelRey]

"True happiness comes from snorting coke off a hooker's ass" -Dalai Lama

[@dylanmclaurine6199]

I actually took the girl unstead

[@dragon_biscuits]

The one about the dog? Yeah, I started crying at the part where the dog is nudging your legs. I can't imagine ever hurting a dog... (Proceeds to butcher 12 wolves)

[@aetherresonant9079]

You protec doggo. Doggo is good boye. Wolfo is bad boye. He attac you. You can attac back.

[@angiefife2430]

I kept Barbas, I didn't want to kill him and didn't really want the mask either so I kept him. He's been my companion since level 9... i'm level 68 now.

[@zakl940]

@@angiefife2430 me too

[@bahhtlebornthesheep67]

I butchered the bastard because i wanted a sicko looking axe until i realized it was slower than any weapon in the game

[@onion5144]

I killed that fuckin' dog 'cause I'm evil

[@greencheese1018]

Elder scrolls 6: The rise of gaspucci

[@darkangel6278]

10/10 would play it

[@midgetman2.0.85]

Omg yes

[@noellec601]

Gucci Gaspucci

[@frankcharlesiii524]

I'm down

[@erenyeager3829]

Elder Scrolls 8: The Merethic Era: Rise of Alduin

[@brodinigotmagic5972]

"Empire loves there damn list." "Captain, he's not on the list. Forget the list, he goes to the block."

[@TraceguyRune]

Damn it, opposite day!

[@TraceguyRune]

@Clemmy Magee The empire are not elite, LOL. Otherwise.... There would be no Thalmore or White-Gold Concordat. Thus Skyrim would not be having a civil war with a bunch of imbecile Stormcloaks.

[@shawnajones6929]

Exsactly

[@saskiaamvs6480]

" Watch the sky's, traveler "

[@MirrorOfEmotions]

The empires are assholes! FOR JARL ULFRIC! FOR SKYRIM!

[@madduxbanks7986]

When Sven and Faendal were arguing about this, i was pretty pissed becasuse Camilla was my wife at the time...

[@CatchTheMarmosets]

Same but then i chopped off her head a few days later because she never shut up about the claw

[@tatum_choi]

haha same

[@onelusciouslad7841]

Saaame lmao

[@gwendolynsnyder463]

I help Faendal and then I sacrifice that woman who's the boss of the East Imperial Trading company stuff, who wears an Imperial armor but is the worst fighter ever because she's marked as a citizen. She's literally the WORST follower ever.

[@tigirezz]

"yeah sven you may be 9 in riverwood, but you're 5 in solitude" LOL! That was the best part to hear about Sven

[@troodon1096]

He's the proverbial $10 Whopper in an airport; the only reason he's worthy of consideration is that there aren't any better choices.

[@EclipzianExists]

Bro I read that at the same time it happened 😂

[@roguedruid]

I killed Torvar for Boethia. The thing is, he _came back_ a few weeks later. Now it's really awkward whenever I go to Jorvaskr. "Oh, hey, Torvar... Yeah I'm really sorry about sacrifing you to that demon. It's just, she gave me some cool armor for doing it. You understand, right?" *Torvar stabs me in the gut*

[@an-nasirsalahad-dinyusufib1491]

Torvar: ...My favorite drinking buddy!

[@terra_the_nightingale135]

BattleCat tell him he blacked out from drinking and made it up

[@Shadowical]

BattleCat i broke the quests in there. I have a quest for Aela. She says i have a quest for my dude (cant remember name) but if i talk to him, I HAVE A QUEST FOR AELA

[@jmoxie]

Might head down to the meadery later eh see what there brewin up eh

[@lilpop8700]

@@Shadowical i once had to beat up a guy i already killed

[@nicholas_eras]

Protect yourself or deal some damage? now thats hard

[@royalarchergaming3541]

Dude, both you penguin, come on! >:c

[@faendal9186]

Both I do 303 damage and hav 1500 defense

[@distilledbrainstem7364]

Best offense is a good defence amirite

[@AndreyAndreyevich]

xD

[@vincentsmith1178]

Not hard wizard from the bee and barb in riften annoying

[@captainmackerel4482]

No. 2 is easy, get the Masque, Barbas is a good boy, happy ending. Didn’t even think twice, I ain’t killing him, Barbas is the GOODEST of boys!

[@nailsean1]

I didn't know you could kill him.

[@captainmackerel4482]

David Shallcross YOU CANT AND NOBODY WILL, HE IS A GOOD BOY

[@emilhb4087]

David Shallcross thats because it is impossible for a human to hurt such a pure doggo

[@icantthinkofagoodname392]

Dappershmellow he's also a funny boy

[@icantthinkofagoodname392]

David Shallcross Clavicus gives u the option and the Rueful Axe swings as slow as a war hammer...... And I get to save a doggie soooo it's easy, u spare Barbas

[@alechiavassa]

The Sven and Faendal quest was never a difficult decision to me. Being able to level up archery for free is always better.

[@warriorm24]

alechiavassa sneak archer

[@joshespedahl443]

Haha I agree

[@kyledayton7829]

alechiavassa For me I always side with elves

[@user-rj4pq7lm1n]

also sven’s a dick

[@perseus5656]

I married Camila after I favoured for Faendal and he came to the wedding and sometimes he randomly shows up at my house

[@mees.cequre]

First time i played skyrim and didnt know i could choose between ralof and hadvar 😂 and i blindly followed hadvar

[@b1izz186]

Me tooooo. But all of the other time I played I either avoided the war or sided with stormcloaks

[@phobiawitch835]

Same! I now choose based on if I want to level Smithing first or just make quick coin from firewood.

[@mees.cequre]

Phobia Witch ohh lol, i side woth the hadvar, dunno why, probably cuz i wont side with that rebel scum xD

[@adilsonsilva751]

me too

[@twistoss7820]

Me too but i always followed ralof

[@Ms.CarolineChevalier-z3v]

The first time I played I was like 8 and I chose Ralof because I liked the color blue.

[@bradleywalton970]

Catherine Chevalier the first time i chose Hadvar but i chose Ralof on all my other playthroughs

[@nocturnecz3965]

The first time I played I chose Hadvar because I somehow managed to completely overlook Ralof

[@KitsyKitsune-Vtuber]

I didn't even know you can pick until now and so everytime I made a new character I will always go with Hadvar

[@conner_west]

Catherine Chevalier the first time I played was 2 years ago, when I was 14. I went with Hadvar because I didn't know there was an option to go with Ralof 😂

[@lyn_fr]

The first time I played I was 4 or 5 and all I wanted to do was get money, get a house, and get kids... That's all. Nothing else. Oh also, I was only a blonde Nord Soooooooooooooooooooo... Yikes

[@evangelinemeow3220]

Choose Sven for the Camilla, sacrafice Sven for Boethia, Marry Camilla

[@monsterkiller4691]

Miss Meow lol that's what was i said

[@shadusnox]

Genius!

[@jameswaskewitch4217]

faendel is better but after u have lvl 50 archery then sacrifice him

[@th3be4rd0foden3]

Sacrifice the one eyed cannibal that makes you sacrifice for the ring of namira to boethiah. The karma is exquisite.

[@aerdon0856]

LOL that's what I actually did, am I bad XD ohh and I can't marry her. I married Lydia just to try what marriage life is... Now I regret marrying her. How to marry another woman? Should I kill the last one? Or...?

[@DoobySnoop]

Skyrims hardest decision: choosing what race you’re going to be

[@afinoxi]

Icapturethemoment Argonian ???? KHAJIIT ?! **shakes intensely**

[@wadewilson7828]

Icapturethemoment no what tree your going to go stealthy heavy armor light armor destruction conjuration two handed on handed shield or no shield

[@thatlemonguy1107]

Ehh, depends on my playstyle for that character,

[@noah1535]

Always Breton, starting skill bonuses and racial abilities are fairly pointless, so the passive ability is the most important part. Passive magic resist when a good amount of the most threatening enemies are different points in a playthrough use magic is incredibly useful

[@victorgg4170]

I go Highelf 100%. They are the tallest so you move the fastest.

[@xavibun]

#1 would be the easiest decision ever if Nazeem was a follower

[@williamvalorious4403]

Unless Nazeem was the most broken follower ever

[@xavibun]

@@williamvalorious4403 Fuck that I'd still kill him

[@bonyfax2345]

It’s still easy, i just went to whiterun and hired a random mercenary and just stabby stab

[@choboibigly6565]

@@williamvalorious4403 It wouldn't matter if Nazeem would give me the strongest and coolest looking gear in the game while also being the strongest follower, he fucking dies

[@williamvalorious4403]

@@choboibigly6565 I don't blame ya

[@Her_Imperious_Condescension]

The "who to choose for Camilla" decision for me is less "who do I want to woo her" and more "who am I going to sacrifice for Boethia later".

[@HemlockSky1991]

The Atomic Cherry This. Exactly this.

[@r.j.penfold]

I choose the bard to sacrifice cuz he's rude to his mom.

[@jenniferhopkins8963]

"Stop kidding yourself you may be a 9 in Riverwood but your a 5 in Solitude" Me: ohhhhhhhhhh snap

[@cringefest7351]

Hardest choice: Should I marry Farkas or marry Vilkas?

[@WarriorPNG]

Get mods and marry everyone in skyrim

[@muscarithewizard]

I remember when I first played Skyrim ( I was maybe 13 ) and I chose Farkas because he was the only person in Jorrvaskr who was nice to me

[@Sparky-gp9vh]

Marry one and make the other your steward

[@ieatgluesoyoudonthaveto]

“What are you doing, Shield-bro?”

[@darkmunin]

bro

[@gaaraofthefunk7163]

I like how Hadvar is protecting regular towns-people, while the stormcloak was only looking after ppl who could already defend themselves.

[@definitelyhooman7939]

I talked to both Sven and Faendal so they KNEW I knew they liked her, and then to spite them, *I* married Camilla!

[@Mgooy]

Same, I even got Sven as a follower and made him come to my house to rub it in. Now Svens dead and every time I enter my house camilla prattles on about the golden claw being back where it belongs

[@ultimatevict518]

And then Camilla started inviting them to your house while you were travelling.

[@Rekkenze]

Shame it’s not the one from fire emblem.

[@kindajacked5154]

Bizzy E that’s tuff dood

[@DumpsterFire117]

Same

[@bluelight2681]

When I first played skyrim I didn't notice Ralof, so I just went with Hadvar :D

[@audreym8577]

I've played 4 characters already and I didn't even know that there is other option than Hadvar.... I guess I'm retarded or damn blind... 😅

[@jacrispy3275]

@@audreym8577 - bit of both, maybe?

[@audreym8577]

@@jacrispy3275 I guess you're right 😅

[@jacrispy3275]

@@audreym8577 - it's okay, I'm in the same boat with my damn 20/70 vision & IQ of -5

[@elizabethgouverneur2972]

Audrey M I have played almost 10 characters and I didn’t know that

[@Image-vj3jz]

Dude, I'm not killing a dog.

[@angiefife2430]

keep him. hes the best unofficial companion.. invincible, loyal.. annoying in doorways..

[@wildstorm3486]

Besides I’m 99% sure that the ax swings even slower then normal war hammers(not counting the Long hammer and volendrung)

[@arabiannights5301]

@@wildstorm3486 Yeah the rueful axe is ass

[@Synicizm]

@@arabiannights5301 Even brand-new to the game, I knew it was terrible. I agree on not killing a dog too, no matter how annoying he is.

[@PHAToregon]

Image 13137 straight

[@GoblinLord]

Dude, Daedra's best friend is explicitly supposed to trick you, the only thing Rueful is going to be you when you realize how shit that Axe is, it's actually one of the slowest weapons in the game despite being the same weight as I think a steel battleaxe and it's enchantment isn't that useful it makes sense though since you get better rewards from listening to Barbas usually since Barbas is the voice of reason, I think even in oblivion Umbra was better than the Masque, and in this game the Masque is better than the Axe, essentially if you kill Barbas, you're falling for the Daedric Prince of Deals and Trickery's tricks

[@GoblinLord]

@Nathaniel Shrock The most ironic thing is that Clavicus doesn't seem all that bad, considering his dog has the name of one of the DUKES OF HELL FROM THE LESSER KEYS OF SOLOMON, but ya know, it's kinda obvious considering the dude's name ends in Vile, what did you expect? a pat on the back and some cotton candy?

[@YouTubecanfuckagoat]

You can get both, if you’re a sneaky type with 2 words of slow time & a home with an empty weapon rack near the door

[@sunnibartlett1051]

I can’t get over your Riekling impression.

[@Graenolf]

(lol)

[@reinabell5069]

@@Graenolf Cheek flaps.

[@texasgun2731]

you look like a coalburner

[@eldridgecharles1313]

I can't get that "Kill the infidels" reikling voice outter my head now😂

[@kelleren4840]

Lol. I sided with the Reiklings because I was like, 'They're clearly in the wrong but the anthropoligical value here is too enormous.' Yeah.

[@akai4942]

Glad to see I wasn't the only nerd lmao They are clearly usurpers, that mead hall was obviously built by the nords and for the nords, but bruh, the leader learnt to SPEAK, these mf are evolving "That historian in the skaal village's gonna love this"

[@Trephining]

How are they clearly in the wrong? Mad points for anthropological value though, absolutely.

[@troodon1096]

I'll be honest, I sided with the nords because I didn't realize siding with the rieklings was even an option. It's still probably who I would have sided with anyway; they built the place, it's clearly theirs. But knowing there's another option I might have still have tried it out just to see what happens. Riekling follower doesn't do anything for me though (I'll be honest, I almost never use followers anyway).

[@troodon1096]

@@Trephining The nords built the thing; the building is clearly theirs.

[@samersinno1623]

When all the options Oyfum then THAT is a hard decision

[@spartandelta2756]

Tranz Cat Agreed

[@samersinno1623]

Spartan Delta 27 Yes brother Khajiit is happy because you agree

[@argonianale5716]

explain Oyfum please

[@TheWarmWendigo]

Fiddlesticks Oyfum is oyfum

[@mshippy9856]

yeah you don't want to choose any

[@sci6830]

I actually didn’t know you could go with someone other than Hadvar in the beginning

[@amarinski5174]

Same I’ve never known I could go with Ralof and now I want to try it but I’m mid way through my play through

[@Schemingzy]

SAME! I couldn't hear what anyone was saying when I first played lol

[@paranoidandroid192]

I got to my tenth play through before I realised you could.

[@billygranzow1331]

Don’t kill Barbas. Rueful Axe isn’t that great

[@nipplecollector7818]

Mask is ugly tho

[@shinyumbreon696]

It's one of the worst two-handed weapons in the game. That's why Clavicus gives it to you if you blindly follow his orders. He wants someone to match wits with and make good deals with. It doesn't even count toward the Oblivion Walker achievement.

[@raging_brachydios]

I only do it when I’m going two handed build

[@raging_brachydios]

Ooh and I’ve only done it once I was doing two handed build and was going to oblivion walker didn’t now it didn’t count

[@canaldecasta]

Is the same axe that vile gift that man to kill his children?

[@kaci3364]

One Hell of A Love Triangle, Gaspucci, Hadvar, Ralof. I would Totally see That Movie

[@MethuselahWinter]

Miss me with that Stormcloak racism lol Also, Will not kill doggo.

[@williamsoto7101]

Fuck imperials

[@user-vp6cq4sv3d]

@William Soto Yes, fuck them.

[@MrBlancify]

I choose Ralof even if I'm siding with the imperials. Halvor is like "Oop extra dude on the cart. Don't know if he committed a crime but here we are so die I guess."

[@jessicaclough8977]

Faith Sizemore IMPERIAL!!!

[@jessicaclough8977]

William Soto don’t be rude

[@stuckonaslide]

Easy, Faendal because of the archery training exploit

[@ian_3244]

And he can do the shooty shoot unlike sven

[@flabbergasted7237]

yes, and free stacks for the ebpny blade when your done with him

[@korus9394]

Pro gamers choose sven for the garlic

[@brendonabney7207]

Lol same!

[@darkmunin]

Elder Scrolls 6: Rise Of Alduin

[@brigit.o]

Yes, I love that signature statement. “Dayum that chic is hot!”

[@motazfawzi2504]

Sven vs Faendal Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm The Dragonborn.

[@Dogasupreme]

Motaz Fawzi that's how i dealed with them I married Camilla Long-Story short: Things got *OYFUM*

[@somegirl1063]

Me:*hears the first question* Me:"You have a choice?!" I swear I only ever saw one.

[@salami_tommi]

"Sticks and stones will break my bones, but words will never hurt me." Me: FUS RO DAHHH!!

[@shadowmajor6657]

" Hey, Cheese-brain! "

[@myman1635]

NPC," Milk Drinker!" Me with my empty soul-gem,"You dare oppose me mortal?!"

[@IkigiaCoffeeCreator]

Lol marked for death

[@doctorvoid2998]

VEN MHUL RHIK!

[@juicesauce5672]

How is Sven and Faendal hard? Faendal is better in EVERY single way. Archery trainer, and higher level cap. No reason to choose Sven.

[@callm3pj]

Toe Nail Faendal is great and all bUT _GODDAMN HES SO SLOW_

[@Schruk]

Yeah but he's an elf.

[@DoubleBoost23]

@@Schruk Exactly *-hE'S AN ELF-*

[@Guntherson220]

*Toe Nail* Plus Sven's a Bard, Bards can't fight very well.

[@monsterkiller4691]

Guntherson220 but good for sacrifice 😂

[@trinitym3633]

The part with Barbus got me because I had to put my dog down yesterday and got those sad eyes ): she wouldn't even walk anymore

[@stormsnow5260]

Trinity M, I'm sorry for your loss.

[@trinitym3633]

Storm Snow thank you

[@Graenolf]

Agh, I'm sorry Trinity. I'm sure you gave her a really nice life, and that's the best thing you could do.

[@ellisbarnett0292]

Attention seek much?

[@ellisbarnett0292]

My Name why am I “a sadistic whore” ? Don’t get me wrong, I sympathise, I do. I had to put my dog down a few months ago and it is far from a pleasant thing. But I didn’t go straight to KZbin to tell everyone to try and get attention

[@jackpollard550]

I had a Woodsman character at one time, one of my favorite characters I’ve ever made in Skyrim. He was a strong Nord, with red hair and beard, lived out in the forests of the Rift with a massive battleaxe to cut down monsters and trees. Oh man, I had fun with him. To this day, I still haven’t decided whether or not to side with the Imperials or the Stormcloaks with him. All that aside, I remember doing that Clavicus Vile quest, and when the time came, in a fit of dark, envious greed, Redwood struck down Barbas for the Rueful Axe. He took it home to his cabin and hung it on the wall. But as he drifted off to sleep, the green glow of the axe began to bother him. It was bright in the darkness of his cabin, made him look sickly and demonic. When morning came, he took it with him into the woods to practice with. The axe was sharp and hefty, and when he swung it, the air hummed with the cut. But, it didn’t sit right in his hands. It was almost too perfect, and he could swear the magic of the blades made his hands tingle and he could feel the fur and leather of the axe handle trying to wrap around his hands. He passed the day, chopping trees and selling the wood to his friend at the nearby mill. He went back home, and again hung the axe on the wall as he went to bed. The glow didn’t affect him as badly as it had the night before. But his dreams were full of howling and barking, of dogs and wolves in the distance, and Redwood awoke with a start. It was still night. The blue glow of the moon met the green of the Rueful Axe, and the sickly feeling Redwood got when he looked at the blade had changed; he felt ashamed. He had cut down a friend for a blade he wasn’t even fit to wield. And so, to atone for his friend Barbas, and to rid the world of the evil of the axe, Redwood took it off the wall, went outside, and threw it into the river, where the axe would be carried out to sea by the currents. The Nord returned home, and replaced his old axe to its rightful place over his bed. That night, he slept soundly. And the howling never entered his dreams again.

[@mandickthetittysmithy5117]

That was a great story.

[@paps_211]

Damn backstory hmmmm My Cat (I can't spell the race) his name was Paps he was the protector of Skyrim everyone thought since he was nice they would do everything for them so one day someone asked him through mail to kill a person he knew and he said no it turned out the person who sent it was another friend so he was faced with a choice to kill a friend or lose one... To this day the contract still open he is also lvl 102

[@onion5144]

What a story

[@log3129]

Borderlands2 Zer0 khajiit

[@jeremywatters2295]

Well it is called the Rueful axe so you're story makes sense.

[@lauridskruse4375]

Lmao how is the Barbas one a hard decision? First of all: how could you kill him? And secondly: The axe SUCKS.

[@aldritchthewarlock4945]

Well, if you're going for a evil character then you kill the dog, as well as Paarthurnax!

[@charlemagne797]

I mean it looks cool tho....

[@doomspidey1737]

Why would you kill him, I feel like his 1930's gang would come for me

[@aldritchthewarlock4945]

@@doomspidey1737 Because you're playing as an evil, heartless monster!

[@ProjektSymphony]

It doesn’t even count as daedric artifact

[@James--Parker]

1: Ralof. 2: Neither. I avoid the quest like a plague and just recruit Gorr. 3: REMOVE SNOW SMERF 4: DOGO NEEDS PETS NOT AXES 5: Lurgok

[@vaalence9043]

You almost took all the bad decisions damn it.

[@James--Parker]

I disagree. 1: Ralof has more depth and dialogue then Hadvar, and I prefer the Stormcloaks anyway. 2: Gorr is a way better follower the either of them. For one he is actually pleasant to hang around. 3: REMOVE SNOW SMERF! 4: FOR FUCKS SAKE MAN THE REWARD IS BETTER TO SAVE THE PUPPER! BUT YOU KILL HIM ANYWAY!?!?!?!?!?! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU!!!!! 5: Lurgok is a murderous cannibal who never shuts up about Malacath. Sacrificing him to Boethiah felt like poetic justice to me.

[@jemmykanga2311]

I'm the exact opposite. 1. From a gameplay standpoint, it doesn't really matter whether you go with Hadvar or Ralof. I mostly just go with Hadvar becuase you can get some free Steel and Iron ingots from Alvor, in a roleplay standpoint, I've always sided with the Imperials. 2. I'd choose Faendal. He can provide as a really good follower in the beginning and give archery lessons. The other reason I choose him is referenced in the 5th decision. 3. I mostly side with the rieklings. They provide as really good followers in Solstheim when they just randomly pop up out of the ground and start fighting for you. 4. I don't have much a moral standpoint in this decision, but i always get the axe becuase its way better than the Masque. Volsung's mask is way better than the Masque anyway, plus Barbas gets annoying after your first playthrough. 5. I'd sacrifice Faendal. Hes good in the beginning but then you stop using him by the time you get to this quest. He has a low level cap anyway so, he really provides no use late in-game.

[@vaalence9043]

jemmykanga23 Omg dude, I do exactly the same, except for Barbas, because cute doggo is cute.

[@vaalence9043]

James Parker Actually, when I said "almost", I meant I never killed Barbas ever. I also prefer the Stormcloaks, but Hadvar gives me free ingots, which is very useful in the beginning.

[@TaHoMasWilliams]

That intro makes me think you've been watching old Whose Line is it Anyway episodes. "I once saw a man so strong he could bend a car- Wait a minute! Bend a car? Pat Benitar!"

[@cathal357]

For Boethiah I killed some random mage in Riften I payed 500 Gold :P

[@cathal357]

I'd say sorry, but now I can like poison people that are in my vicinity and turn into a legit shadow so I take it I won't be getting an invite to the funeral xD

[@victoriasharpe1661]

Too bad he’s a strong follower

[@anamimi18]

But he's cool o.o

[@ajanthony1356]

Ur crazy. His top 5 best followers in the game. I could never sacrifice marcurio considering he was always my main follower

[@happyhours1961]

Marcurio has a weird personality.

[@thatncrsoldieryoushot7047]

For 3 I was half expecting to hear “would you kindly?” I was about to start having PTSD about bioshock

[@shadowmajor6657]

"Would you kindly... get stepped on... by a Big-daddy"

[@WarriorPNG]

Hey are you the guy who i killed an through off a tower in my legion playthrough

[@thatncrsoldieryoushot7047]

Boiled egg With a bite in it So it was you! I hope you know how much that hurt! I was stuck healing in Camp Golf for months!

[@WarriorPNG]

@@thatncrsoldieryoushot7047 my only question is how is your head back on you it blew up also sorry bout shooting you i just wanted to get all endings

[@funny1.510]

Hadvar is cool. Raylof is cool as well. I chose hadvar so I could loot his house.

[@Pufinir]

With Hadvar you will get destruction, sneak and one hand up to lvl 100 without any combat

[@JacOfArts]

I went with Ralof because he’s that kind of guy you’d laugh with and share some beers with.

[@tris7794]

@@JacOfArts you mean mead right?

[@JacOfArts]

Talos Stormcrown fair point.

[@christopherchedid1321]

I first went with Hadvar to get some stuff and earn Alvor's favor, and now i am joining the rebellion, i dont care what Ulfric did or is, i am a nord and i wont betray my people ill kill later😂

[@maqkai6993]

G A S P U C C I

[@longleggedboi6876]

Maqkai 69 GASPUCCI

[@maqkai6993]

@@longleggedboi6876 you know the way...

[@neptune7042]

Literally all my names from now on

[@janstechmiller6443]

GASPUCCI, THE NEWEST ADDITION TO JJBA PART 5 SQUAD

[@chickenshua100]

What is wrong with his face?!

[@elizabethculpepper4050]

You didn’t mention choosing between Vilkas and Farkas, or choosing the Dawngaurd or Vampires. But despite that, I loved the video Graenolf lol. 😂😂

[@elizabethculpepper4050]

Lunarke he is a rly good husband, and even tho I wish u could marry Brynjolf Vilkas is a great second.

[@elizabethculpepper4050]

Lunarke I made a Breton character and I made a ring with a match for him a slipped it in his pocket, and that was our “wedding”

[@girlbossmiepje]

Lisa Catherine Have you tried Argis the Bulwark?

[@texasgun2731]

you look like a coalburner

[@Karma-ch6js]

Heh.. Picked vampires.. and became both werewolf and vampire with a glitch

[@DariusGOLaru]

"Most people dont know who to side with" Me:DARK BROTHERHOOD Game:How about Imper- Me:n o

[@jessiethenerd3539]

I have officailly been subbed to this channel for a year. And, to be honest, you've come a long way in such a relatively short period of time. Somehow, you content hasn't become overly repetitive, which is a rarity these days. And your humor has evolved quite a bit. Good job, man. Also, funny enough, the first video I ever watch on this channel was Hardest Decisions in Skyrim... Do you have psychic abilities, or something...?

[@mattearl1270]

Jessie the book nerd *psychic

[@jessiethenerd3539]

Matt Earl Right. Thanks, I'll fix it.

[@wadewilson7828]

Jessie the book nerd lol

[@lethalassassin1754]

I love your profile pic

[@Tabby3456]

5: I ended up following hadvar but joining the imperials...no regrets 4: I wish there was a way to tell Camila the whole truth how both sven and Faendal on how they went cutthroat though 3: I just sided with the nords, its there house in the first place after all, and I don't like bandits, well savage bandits 2: spare barbas...and ask for the helmet 1: I sacrificed the executioner of solitude, my own reasons

[@angelotanudtanud6314]

@@Skyplayerdragon My plan was to join the imperials to get back at the stormcloaks for getting me arrested and to spite the imperials after they tried to execute me I joined the dark brotherhood and killed the emporer

[@bonquiquirivera8839]

I usually just sacrifice Sven or Fendal whoever I chose for that play through. I never marry Camilla. (Whore) I always marry Aela, Ysolda or that mining chick who can't walk to her parents.

[@marielenapotts848]

Me: 5- I lost sight of both people by the time I got near the keeps because I was all confused in trying to find my way to the keep. The door I ended up going through had the Stormcloaks on the other side. Even after learning that you could join the imperials, I choose to stick with the Stormcloaks. No regrets. 4- I helped Faendal. No regrets. 3- I sided with the Reiklings (and knew that you could side with the nords). My only regret is that 3 hunters keep randomly appearing whenever I go to Solsteim 2- Spare Barbas for the masque. Obviously. 1- I plan to sacrifice Lydia

[@sillyking1991]

i know its kinda late. but for faendal/sven, im pretty sure you can. if you take the fake letter to the rival first. you'll get a fake letter from that rival. then you can pickpocket the original fake letter back. so now you have both fake letters to show camilla. don't quote me but i THINK that is actually a scripted ending to the quest. i think.

[@droidbot6284]

I sacrificed the mage lady from the college who turned you into a bunch of animals, pretty much right after that quest too.

[@afinoxi]

Hardest desicion... Stealth build Warrior build .. My choice ? *OYFUM BUILD*

[@spartandelta2756]

Pale Lady The best choice

[@blakecooper7521]

Pale Lady *insert gru plan meme here* Make an altmer character. Use robes and magic Become a stealth archer Become a stealth archer?

[@gavinyake8594]

OYFUM BUILD: Race: Nord Apparel:robes,ring with health enchantment Weapon:Wabbajack Shouts:soul tear,fire breath Spells:paralyze,ebony flesh,conjure familiar,bound sword/dagger Skills:alteration,conjuration Your welcome

[@onomatopoeia9678]

Gavin the Master Assassin We need a backstory

[@gavinyake8594]

HenryOfSkalitz As a boy Greanolf worked at a farm with not many kids his age. He was often made fun of because he loved the magic arts. After a couple of years he finally decided to leave the old farm and pursue his dreams to become a mage. Before he left he spoke the words of power OYFUM where he was then sent into godhood by Sheogorath. He was captured and sent to Hellen for stealing cheese for Sheogorath where he is attacked by Alduin Sorry if it's not that good I had to improvise

[@hopeelizabeth6916]

10:06 “LYDIA!!!!” Too funny, Lydia always seemed so rude, was not mad when she accidentally died on a quest 😂😂😂

[@mistyavinger]

she died when I took her to Labyrinthian and I was like "oh" and then left her corpse there

[@hopeelizabeth6916]

Misty Avinger “oh” exactly 😂

[@jeelpandya5147]

@@mistyavinger "oh my god!" "Anyway"

[@alduin1360]

Yeah.. "accidentally .."

[@hopeelizabeth6916]

@@alduin1360 😂😬 I’ve been exposed

[@cameronpitre9557]

Shout or don’t shout Lydia off a mountain?

[@nathaniellane40]

You can choose not to? I always have an impossible to resist urge as soon as we get to High Mountain.

[@HemlockSky1991]

Hadvar and I developed a nice friendship during my first serious Skyrim playthrough. I felt that he was just following orders at the execution and genuinely felt bad for what would have happened to me. He became my bud throughout the Civil War questline.

[@_Tea_Tea_Tea_]

Dude Sven is useless, just help faendal.

[@jasminewilliams4373]

YES!

[@chikasnotmadjustdisappoint6266]

Yeah, I mean Faendal is higher leveled and can teach you archery (which you can learn for free if you have him as your current companion). Almost no contest there.

[@agnome4041]

@@jamezy4464 he's not a high elf nor is he part of the aldmeri dominion

[@hunterst6321]

Wood elves can be thalmor too you know...

[@_Tea_Tea_Tea_]

HunterSt I NEVER CLOSED PORNHUB SO FAST AFTER SEEING A COMMENT, what u mean like we don't accept those plebs from the woods

[@meiasujadokaiser]

What I do: I help Feandel with Carlotta and then I kill him in the Boethia quest :D

[@icantthinkofagoodname392]

Miliina what no faendal teaches archery then u can take ur money back so faendal is the best plus I prefer his attitude

[@sumguy12345etc]

For Boethia, I just hire someone. I won't ever have the use of a mercenary so they're expendable in my eyes.

[@PrincessRuto08]

Faendal died in my last playthrough due to a dragon attack. I inherited some gold so there's that I guess

[@kurookami2579]

THANK YOU. By Sithis, this was always so obvious for me. "Well. I hate Sven so I'm not helping you. Feandel, Sven's been done with. Oh by the way, touch this pillar for me and die because BOTH OF YOU ARE CHILDREN!"

[@ajamask7140]

I honestly took the quest then proceed to marry Carlotta then kill her brother when I noticed he was at the wedding and was curious about the "ebony blade" of the whispering lady

[@o58-x3q]

The last choice of the Faendal VS Sven is the best one. In fact, I already killed both and married Camilla in one of my accounts. Best part is Lucan Valerius telling me that he’s glad because I took care of the thieves for the 1000th time in the wedding.

[@cobaltaeg1453]

You are presented with two decisions.. >Sleep and be able to be a productive member of society in the coming morn. Or >OYFUM We all know the RIGHT choice, this one isnt even hard in the slightest.

[@LeonTrifang]

Yeah. Sleeping. Be productive. Oyfum makes no sense. -__-

[@assawock5947]

Dr. Leon Trifang the Shadow Wolf Prince r/whooooooooosh

[@potassiumgamer1936]

James Wadland is there even a choice? OYFUM is the only answer i see. Did i skip over something?

[@safespace4680]

James Wadland the answer is so obvious. Sleep can wait.

[@justsomewitcherwithalongsw4233]

Blade Writer “Would you so kindly.......” said the charming Riekling chieftain.

[@kellywilson9309]

I went with Ralof because the empire was just trying to DECAPATATE ME! and I hold grudges.

[@kellywilson9309]

Random Wood elf you start the game about to be killed but a dragon stop's it.

[@smokingunstudios6474]

Kelly Cramm yes I know but is being decapitated all that bad?

[@kellywilson9309]

no it's quick but if someone kill's me in any game I get furious to the point of breaking either my controller or my own TV

[@mangosallad1388]

alduin

[@cadetgrant7318]

@@kellywilson9309 I see your point, but your character was just at the wrong place at the wrong time.

[@billygranzow1331]

I didn’t know you *could* side with the rieklings the first time I played through Solstheim

[@vaalence9043]

Billy Granzow I didn't know you could side with the Nords and it felt weird. But I got a Riekling so it's even better :D.

[@noahbybee2663]

Yeah I didn’t know about the rieklings either

[@meagansanders2520]

I lost a friend to depression yesterday, and nothing has seemed to be able to evoke even half a smile from me since... until I saw you uploaded a new video. And I was able to laugh a little which was a nice change. Thank you again, Graenolf.

[@ImabossSK]

3:44 I laughed so hard at this. Your videos have gotten funnier, and I'm glad I am still subscribed after all this time.

[@FelipeGames-py4gr]

My reactions to each option 5: Hard to choose. At my first playthrough, I went with Ralof, because I was slightly mad at the Imperials for trying to execute me and such. On later playthroughs, I went with Hadvar, because I thought "the Stormcloaks are outnumbered, the would never survive". I know that, in the end, it doesn't really matter, but I normally choose to see how the character I'm roleplaying would react. More confident characters go with Ralof for revenge and more cowardly characters go with Hadvar for better chances of surviving. 4: Since both idiots want you to lie about the other to Camilla, I decide to ignore both of them. First time I played the game, I went with Sven because he was the first I interacted with. Tho, if you're just looking for benefits, CHOOSE FAENDAL!!! HE BECOMES A FOLLOWER UNLIKE LAZY SVEN!!! 3: Uhh, I haven't explored the full Dragonborn DLC yet.... SKIPPING! I DON'T WANT TO SEE SPOILERS!!!!!! 2: Spare Barbas. Don't question, just spare Barbas. You can get the axe and the helmet with a glitch, but you MUST spare Barbas. Even if the bug is fixed (either by a mod, or because Bethesda decided to do something good with Skyrim), then the helmet is still better than the axe. It swings slower than a warhammer and is not that powerful. Although, I agree, the Rueful Axe looks way cooler than the Mask of Clavicus Vile... or just never complete the quest, Barbas is a good follower. Pretty thought for a dog... (I know he's technically a daedra, but it's still a dog) 1: I tend to ignore this quest, but when I REALLY want to get the armor, you can either send a weak follower, a follower you hate or just send a mercenary (like you mentioned, but you haven't done) Bonus: DAMN THAT CHICK IS HO-

[@iluvyurbles]

The good boy must live

[@Dreadder]

"High Gym Cop Chive Star-dust Revisions" lmfao

[@massaweed420]

I always go with Ralof, since Imperial heavy armor sells for a decent amount and gets you some gold right away. And then I join the legion.

[@supersani21]

Same, but I do it to kill the Captain who decided to kill me even though I wasn't on the list

[@ajamask7140]

@@supersani21 Same but I do it to kill the racist after they called me "filthy orc" and "Skyrim is for nords- orc" needles to say ebony skin (magic skill) and beserker rage + werewolf did a number on them

[@supersani21]

@@ajamask7140 To be fair, that's after Helgen.

[@theadventuresofdownsyndrom1016]

6:38 imagine walking past a room and hearing that...

[@jasminewilliams4373]

I went with Hadvar,sided with Faendal,Helped the Rikklings,I didn't kill barbas,and definitely killed cosnach!

[@jsksjky]

i went with ralof sided sven killed rieklings killed barbas and who the hell is cosnach

[@KrystalcKobra769]

3:43 best oyfum in history! :) IN ALL OF TIME!!!

[@P1K3L]

Sven or Faendal, I choose Faendal, then I get my archery up, he dies, and I take Camilla for myself.

[@incognitonotsure909]

I killed Sven. Married camilla and went to riften. But I kept finding faendal in my house and suspected an affair. So I shot both of them with an arrow and hit them in my spare room.

[@ajamask7140]

There would be random gaurds in my house so I ended up killing her with an dragonbone sword and my bounty was about 10,000 when I killed every none essential- she shouldn't have had a gang bang in my house

[@18Hongo]

I chose Faendal; he was an excellent follower in Bleak Falls Barrow, and he taught me archery (as he does). Then he died in a dragon attack. I felt like I should have been able to hold a funeral for him.

[@kaitlynabbey4280]

"MISS me with that stormcloak racism" my motto in this game honestly

[@copycat9285]

1) Hadvar 2) Faendal 3) Rieklings 4) Barbas 5) Any mercenary around at the wrong time.

[@Kidomaru222]

YES ! Agreed.

[@copycat9285]

@Yandere Sama followers like to peace out at the worst times. I had vorstag as a follower and he just decided to stay outside when I went into a Fort to take down a group of vamps.

[@copycat9285]

@Yandere Sama 😂😂😂😂 I was sneaking through a Fort and turned to look for my follower and I turned to have his face right in mine. Nearly had a heart attack(I was in first person cam so I couldn't see things behind me). I do like Lucian or Cicero as followers. They say funny stuff sometimes, like how Lucian is always dissing the Penitus Occulatus.

[@Seanboom]

5) Dark brotherhood initiate

[@Janoha17]

@@Seanboom is essential, so can't be killed.

[@HopeAngel777]

Hadvar wants to reason with the stormcloaks since they all are attacked by the dragon. Ralof just kills people

[@monsterkiller4691]

HopeAngel777 lol good logic rather than other comments :/

[@James-yv8nk]

With number 1 you’re forgetting something, you can make Nazeem a follower. By either nodding the game or If you use vampire’s seduction on Nazeem and then feed on him, he becomes your thrall.

[@JB-jr9pj]

6:41 its stitch

[@caellidwen]

Its always the ewoks - random three ewoks showing up to save your ass - hells yes

[@johnathanmoore3755]

Omg it is😄

[@spanishthumbs]

I would kill to see a video of the noises being made

[@johngarry3723]

kara tritle You can't, it would make you blind, it's secrets are held in Elder Scrolls

[@jasonmcmechan2072]

God bless

[@helioxous5338]

@@johngarry3723 worth it

[@Epictheargonian]

9:03 IM NOT DOING THAT NO WAY NOTTA NEVER!

[@sethakins4029]

In my first play through, I sided with the Stormcloaks, and I was wondering why everybody hates Ulfric. On my second run, I decided to join the Imperials, just to see the other side of the quest line. Now I always side with the Imperials, because holy crap, I hate Ulfric.

[@ariawen8476]

FINALLY! By the less-than-ten, someone else who hates Ulfric!

[@choboibigly6565]

@Nathaniel Shrock I think he does actually believe the bull he spouts in his own deluded idiotic can't-see-the-bigger-picture kind of way

[@18Hongo]

@Nathaniel Shrock We're not even going to go into the fact that he probably shouldn't be allowed to run a bath, let alone a country, and is so single-minded that he can't see that the civil war was clearly engineered by the Thalmor. Honestly I wouldn't be surprised if they captured him with a cardboard box propped up on a stick and a piece of paper with "Talos worship" written on it in crayon as bait.

[@Calisterei]

In the Sven and Faendal case, I just picked Faendal just because of the sole reason that he teaches archery. So... Camilla, sorry for your marriage of negligence.

[@auroraharmony2807]

...I literally join the Stormcloaks every time because my favourite colour is blue.

[@bdd4556]

LOL the whole empire is fucked because someone likes blue XD

[@dog8438]

I just do whatever I think fits my characters personality and opinion on the Legion. I personally have no preference.

[@ghohsht-6434]

Noah R I personally prefer the Legion. But I go Stormcloaks they have a right to act independent. And the Thalmor are dicks

[@lickmybootyholelickmybooty2895]

@Solemn Solace ha gey

[@jameswaskewitch4217]

I like imperials cause they don't care what race u are stormcloaks are racist little dudes that only accept nords and nords are heartless bastards that kill anything that is not a nord

[@agidynemybread]

Faendal > Sven because free level 50 in Archery at the start of the game from a 2 minute quest

[@thebinarysquad5962]

Level 50? Holy crap

[@LiamHdProductions]

Reilly Lennox Preach

[@LiamHdProductions]

The Binary Squad yes after you finish the quest ask him to follow you then buy archery training then go back in his inventory and take back the gold

[@thebinarysquad5962]

@@LiamHdProductions fuck yeah!

[@Hi-nr6bp]

We need more gameplay footage of Gaspucci

[@applejuice7733]

If u killed barbus u have no soul

[@baizuo_6246]

Nah If you didnt't kill that devil you have no soul.

[@Trephining]

I’d be impressed if the developers made it so the Dragonborn would absorb 3-7 dragon souls if/when they killed Barbas.

[@PrinsaVossum]

"Bed cot filly paper? Red Hot Chili Peppers!"

[@Graenolf]

Bahaha YES xD. "I remember this one time I saw a strong man bend a car- wait a minute! ..." lol

[@youlilgremlinkun]

I love these references so fucking much. 😂 Colin gang

[@djmeeker4330]

@@Graenolf Bend a car? Pat Benatar!

[@fanatic1410]

You can save barbas and get both rewards with a trick using slow time

[@agatsumazenitsu6045]

No. 1 I sacrificed Vilkas and he Spawned back lol so I still have him

[@MUSICBLASTROCKS]

the companions are immortal

[@WarriorPNG]

Lol in my game everyone who died in the companion just respawned even Kodlak really funny

[@biglad2889]

Oh I love the grammar of these videos plus the humour

[@spartandelta2756]

GoingNewby Bah, who cares about grammar? The only word that matters here... Is Oyfum!

[@pjkitten6994]

Harvard be like: Pick me I save you from that dragon And Graenolf is like: my favourite colour is blue

[@Hsdias]

I just married camila my self

[@Graenolf]

Proud of you

[@AJ-oy4ih]

canaldecasta What? She cheats on you?

[@canaldecasta]

A J Grant you can see faendal leaving breezehome/inside ur house nex to her

[@AJ-oy4ih]

canaldecasta So it is very much insinuated that she is cheating on you.

[@canaldecasta]

A J Grant yes :D thats why i always end in prison

[@scheyeguy2479]

Tbh I have no idea who I went with during the opening I just started running

[@mattearl1270]

Lol why would you ever choose Sven when Faendal is way better since he can be a good follower and he teaches archery

[@bigfudge2031]

Sven is a really easy choice to sacrifice later on.

[@pachicore]

FOR SACRIFICE!!!!

[@reddrago8274]

Matt Earl I know right?

[@primeemperor9196]

1: SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE NORDS! Also, Ralof gives you more loot. 2: Lie about Sven. Take Faendal's training. Sacrifice ot Boethiah. 3: NEVER BETRAY A FELLOW NORD! 4: Barbas. If you even THINK about killing him, then imma SHOOT YOU OFF A DAMN CLIFF! 5: Must I direct you to decision 2 again? Faendal.

[@ArturoPladeado]

I would easily kill Barbas if the mask wasn't so much better. And it sad to because killing a dog in a game would be so much fun considering how much I hate dogs in real life.

[@primeemperor9196]

@@ArturoPladeado *click click* Hey, look! We're standing on a clif. *BANG!* Bye!

[@ineedbetteraim883]

Well imperials are the reason why the aldmeri dominion aren't taking over skyrim yet

[@violet_lantern89]

The prodigal oyfum returns

[@chickensalsa-qp6se]

When he says ahh Sven in 2:44 and the subtitles say ass pen lol

[@gnomerical]

That intro, tho. Fus ro HA.

[@heymansupman1595]

Jasmine Robb marry me

[@Saad-en7yc]

That random proposal xD

[@Not_4uoo]

NEVER give up Barbas he's a tank

[@typerez2627]

Number 5 is easy, just side with Ralof cause you can sell the imperial heavy armors and swords

[@eF_HAVoc]

For number 2, ALWAYS HELP FENDAL. That way you can pay for archery training and just take the money back when he is your follower.

[@ThomasScoots101]

your voice is a gift from god, can you read me bedtime stories