Skyrim - Top 5 Traitors

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Graenolf

Graenolf

Күн бұрын

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@somewhatbored2503
@somewhatbored2503 6 жыл бұрын
My top traitor is Lydia, she's always blocking the damn doorway.
@xx-krystal-xxelderscrollsg1666
@xx-krystal-xxelderscrollsg1666 6 жыл бұрын
Happens to me too........
@coffeepoweredkatie6290
@coffeepoweredkatie6290 6 жыл бұрын
"I am sworn to ccarry your burdens." Hope she means the burden she places on you by *always* being in the damn way. lol
@MrSchplingle79
@MrSchplingle79 6 жыл бұрын
That is her plan. she has been employed by the Deadric lord of annoyances to ALWAYS block arrows, randomly betray you, not carry anything, block EVERY doorway, and never follow a single order.
@Kivdasato
@Kivdasato 6 жыл бұрын
Or nearly killing you because she loves traps
@incogni-bro8276
@incogni-bro8276 6 жыл бұрын
That traitorous bitch!
@smugglefish8171
@smugglefish8171 6 жыл бұрын
5. Mercer 4. Mercer Frey 3. Breton who framed Karliah 2. That guy who once lead the thieves guild 1. Guy who stole a Deadric Artifact
@brunoveloso5693
@brunoveloso5693 6 жыл бұрын
0. that male breton who was high-skilled in thievery and framed an "innocent" female purple-eyed dunmer for the murder of their former master
@Her_Imperious_Condescension
@Her_Imperious_Condescension 6 жыл бұрын
-1. That guy who sounds like Belethor -2. That guy who sounds like that other thieves guild member in the same fucking room -3. That guy who sounds like Nick Valentine
@BlazeReborn2
@BlazeReborn2 6 жыл бұрын
-4. That guy who was (is) a Nightingale
@bloodrecon213
@bloodrecon213 6 жыл бұрын
-5. Astrid
@IRUNASSULT
@IRUNASSULT 6 жыл бұрын
The Atomic Cherry I just now realize that Nick has the same voice, I never noticed it before. Mind is blown.
@ComicinvestigatorYT
@ComicinvestigatorYT 6 жыл бұрын
Serana: Stop my father he wants to block out the Sun. Dragonborn: I want to block out the Sun. Serana: Ok :D
@SasukeWarNero
@SasukeWarNero 6 жыл бұрын
PERFECT.
@ChoiceSnarf
@ChoiceSnarf 6 жыл бұрын
Dogam Padu Goddammit I wish
@joyfuldude4538
@joyfuldude4538 6 жыл бұрын
Choice Snarf I’m more into Aela The Humtress. It’s not called “doggy style” for nothin hehe. Plz nu kinkshame
@coffeepoweredkatie6290
@coffeepoweredkatie6290 6 жыл бұрын
She just likes you more lol
@absol-lutezero5309
@absol-lutezero5309 6 жыл бұрын
Diffrence being is her father wants to do it permantly while when you do it its temporary and less likely to lead tp extermation of vampire kind and yes i do relize your making a funny
@liznix1111
@liznix1111 6 жыл бұрын
Graenolf: "Who's the hottest mom in skyirm?" Cicero: "...Must oil mother soon... get all the hard to reach places..."
@curtiswong7280
@curtiswong7280 5 жыл бұрын
ok
@uyscuti2628
@uyscuti2628 5 жыл бұрын
No
@zackattackr.p.g
@zackattackr.p.g 5 жыл бұрын
🤢🤮
@thunder_heads
@thunder_heads 5 жыл бұрын
Astrids moms got it going on
@heitorgomes5267
@heitorgomes5267 5 жыл бұрын
Plz no
@emerahl1774
@emerahl1774 6 жыл бұрын
The dragonborn is the biggest traitor lmao remember all those daedric quests
@funnynamehere6347
@funnynamehere6347 5 жыл бұрын
If you did do them.
@callumkristofer7793
@callumkristofer7793 5 жыл бұрын
Lupis Canis I did every one of them except for the thieves guild quests.
@BonazaiGirl
@BonazaiGirl 5 жыл бұрын
Especially the Boethiah quest. Let’s be honest, the ebony blade wasn’t gonna power itself!
@Foxplayer091
@Foxplayer091 5 жыл бұрын
@@BonazaiGirl just kill somebody weak you need to have the ritual stone just revive the dead person kill them with the ebony blade wait 24 hours revive again kill them a and keep doing it until boethia says the blade is powerful again
@madhouse2594
@madhouse2594 5 жыл бұрын
@@Foxplayer091 *Mephala
@Frostbite_Unturned
@Frostbite_Unturned 6 жыл бұрын
The Argonian in solitude that makes you put the lighthouse out?
@MistyLMR
@MistyLMR 5 жыл бұрын
Yes! He and his sister.
@siredtodamonsalvatore1864
@siredtodamonsalvatore1864 5 жыл бұрын
Jaree-Ra is his name
@eminemre2210
@eminemre2210 5 жыл бұрын
I really expected a solitude guild or something and that's the first quest I was disappointed
@lambsauc324
@lambsauc324 5 жыл бұрын
Astrid
@AlastorTheNPDemon
@AlastorTheNPDemon 5 жыл бұрын
That's a textbook example.
@Galimeer5
@Galimeer5 6 жыл бұрын
My girlfriend (of 6 months) and I were watching this. "Turns out the girl you've been seeing for the past 5 months is actually a barrel. What do you do?" The look she gave me was like "Yes, there _is_ a right answer and you better get it" 😅
@grandwizard9062
@grandwizard9062 6 жыл бұрын
Galimeer5 r u still wiv that girlfriend?
@JohnSmith-oj4jr
@JohnSmith-oj4jr 5 жыл бұрын
WE MUST KNOW
@Likiita
@Likiita 5 жыл бұрын
We must
@boldone66
@boldone66 5 жыл бұрын
I'm curious now. We must know
@insaincaldo
@insaincaldo 5 жыл бұрын
huh, a year with people asking questions and no response. Guess he didn't have the right answer and promptly died for mysterious reasons.
@Kellethorn
@Kellethorn 5 жыл бұрын
Traiter #1 Probs the Dragonborn, let's be real. 😂 "That doesn't sound like a good -----IS THAT A DAEDRIC SHINY?!"
@icarushue8133
@icarushue8133 4 жыл бұрын
So true
@lykiaookami6070
@lykiaookami6070 3 жыл бұрын
Hey I'm so happy you took me with you, we can finally go on adventures together! Is..is that a daedric altar?
@tausiftaha12
@tausiftaha12 3 жыл бұрын
@@lykiaookami6070 -lydia, probably
@bananaboy8416
@bananaboy8416 5 жыл бұрын
I see all these comments, but you are all forgetting the most well known traitor, Arvel the Swift. He introduced us to the cruel world that is Skyrim and about 98 percent of all players have encountered him.
@melissaflorence5753
@melissaflorence5753 4 жыл бұрын
I thought he was gonna be the first one
@Demolition89336
@Demolition89336 4 жыл бұрын
I don't quite know what his plan was, "I'll backstab this guy who just won a 1v1 with a giant spider monster. Then I'll run into a central burial chamber, where the strongest Draugr is buried. I obviously can't fight the Draugr or this random guy who is a super spider exterminator, so I'll...Die? Try to sneak past the Draugr without stealing any of the riches he has?"
@danielmoore381
@danielmoore381 4 жыл бұрын
I kill him before he has the chance to run lmao
@teagancalkins
@teagancalkins 4 жыл бұрын
According to the achievement, only 60% have made it out of Helgen even
@usbcgaming776
@usbcgaming776 4 жыл бұрын
@@teagancalkins that's just depressing
@crypt1k755
@crypt1k755 4 жыл бұрын
Adril: “Go to her house and find more evidence, here’s the key” Graenolf: “I actually already have the key to the house” Adril: *“TWO KEYS”*
@jessiethenerd3539
@jessiethenerd3539 6 жыл бұрын
Me: Alright, time to go to bed before I literally pass out. *Graenolf uploads* Me: Alright time to force myself to stay awake for the sake of the mighty Oyfum.
@BlazingBoltAeris
@BlazingBoltAeris 6 жыл бұрын
Oyfum is love, Oyfum is life, Now it will tuck you in to sleep tonight
@FakedTrash
@FakedTrash 6 жыл бұрын
Oyfum me go sleep after watching 15 more Graenolf videos
@Thrill_kill
@Thrill_kill 6 жыл бұрын
Jessie the book nerd you go to bed early then
@Graenolf
@Graenolf 6 жыл бұрын
@morningstar7484
@morningstar7484 6 жыл бұрын
hahahahah i know right!! im like "meh, is waking up for college really worth it?" lol
@byakurenbreak
@byakurenbreak 5 жыл бұрын
Mercer: “Farewell. I’ll send Brynjolf your regards.” DB: “Thank god I defeated Alduin beforehand, or else I’d be in trouble. Mercer: “...You defeated Alduin? You’re...” DB: “Dragonborn, Yes.” Mercer: “Oh. Shit.”
@marystone860
@marystone860 4 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah, I'm like the Champion of every Daedric Prince in Oblivion! The leader of the Volkihar vampires, and , one of the most powerful necromancers in Skyrim! Oh, the icing on the cake, Listener of the Dark Brotherhood! YOU'RE F&%@#% ASSHOLE! Mercer:' F&@# me sideways!
@paladinmaguireofbos3347
@paladinmaguireofbos3347 3 жыл бұрын
Mercer would have then regretted his actions and took off running and crying
@duskbringer4583
@duskbringer4583 2 жыл бұрын
@@marystone860 Imagine if Cicero found out Mercer tried to MURDER the Listener. After he had to wait oh so long for one to appear...
@marystone860
@marystone860 2 жыл бұрын
@@duskbringer4583 OH S%#@! If that happened, Mercer would be BEYOND screwed! Brynjolf would have been like:' What!' But Delvin's reaction would be more fitting! Random Thieve's Guild member, upon seeing his expression: 'Wasn't Mercer marked for death already?' Delvin:' Yeah, but, you don't understand, and you will, fast! Mercer Frey just tried to kill The Listener of the Dark Brotherhood!' Random member NOW get's it:' He's F%&@#%!' Delvin:' Yup!' The final battle against Mercer, with Cicero there, would have been epic! Karliah, might like the guy. 'He's very protective of you, always treasure that!'
@thedenseone6443
@thedenseone6443 6 жыл бұрын
"Do you trust me?" "Of coarse." "Well there's your first mistake."
@sansanfajrian3847
@sansanfajrian3847 5 жыл бұрын
1.Serana(FRIENDZONED) 2.Astrid 3.Mercer Frey 4.Jaree Ra 5.Ancano
@clutchfordays6922
@clutchfordays6922 4 жыл бұрын
That first one hit close to home that’s why we have the nexus
@jakehoward2417
@jakehoward2417 4 жыл бұрын
CrazyFugitive Treason, for fighting for your own people! All of Skyrim would’ve seen the truth then.
@jacrispy3275
@jacrispy3275 4 жыл бұрын
Honestly, I liked Astrid & Mercer. Shame they had to die.
@backstabboi4559
@backstabboi4559 4 жыл бұрын
I had a crush on her
@rawr7171
@rawr7171 4 жыл бұрын
@DanielEndless that's rasist
@Nautical_Parsnip
@Nautical_Parsnip 5 жыл бұрын
10:47 Brynjolf.exe has stopped working Karliah.exe has stopped working Mercer.exe has stopped working
@craneface8529
@craneface8529 4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@brendenharper3602
@brendenharper3602 4 жыл бұрын
I don't get it
@silviuciortan
@silviuciortan 6 жыл бұрын
Ancano: *smacks lips*
@nobleregret5314
@nobleregret5314 5 жыл бұрын
He was really obvious
@Anis9494
@Anis9494 6 жыл бұрын
"For some reason he was in the archmage's bedroom" - "OH, ScAnDaLoUs". Dead :')
@DominatorLegend
@DominatorLegend 6 жыл бұрын
7:57 503 hours in Skyrim and THERE WAS A SECOND FLOOR THERE ALL THE TIME!?
@camk9242
@camk9242 6 жыл бұрын
Fuck I missed that too
@pizzadaddy2934
@pizzadaddy2934 6 жыл бұрын
SAME
@l0sts0ul89
@l0sts0ul89 5 жыл бұрын
I know!
@1nkw3ll
@1nkw3ll 5 жыл бұрын
4k hours into skyrim and I'm just now learning how to get to it...
@justvibin3464
@justvibin3464 5 жыл бұрын
I saw it but like I couldn't get up there
@ElusiveMitsu
@ElusiveMitsu 5 жыл бұрын
What about literally every single follower blocking that stupid door i mean like for the love of Sheogorath
@TouchTheRazor
@TouchTheRazor 5 жыл бұрын
“Yo Mona so fat, someone yelled dragon and the guards attacked her!” I can’t stop laughing 😂
@rayquantum6677
@rayquantum6677 4 жыл бұрын
I literally read this in sync with him saying it
@Frostydovah47
@Frostydovah47 6 жыл бұрын
1. Mercer Frey 2. Astrid
@daisuke0chida
@daisuke0chida 6 жыл бұрын
3. Delphine
@rishabhgoswami7845
@rishabhgoswami7845 5 жыл бұрын
@@daisuke0chida fuck Delphine and the blades. They are supposed to obey the Dragonborn. They tell us to Kill Partysnax? Bitch I'm the Motherfucking Dragonborn, I don't take orders from a servant. And no, I won't kill Partysnax, he's my cool bro. #FucktheBlades
@catnip8896
@catnip8896 5 жыл бұрын
@@rishabhgoswami7845 Partysnax :)
@smart.but.stupid
@smart.but.stupid 5 жыл бұрын
@@rishabhgoswami7845 they were kinda cool back then but now? Oh I dunno go kill that one of the fewest friendly dragons who's been living here for a huge amount of time lmao.
@rishabhgoswami7845
@rishabhgoswami7845 5 жыл бұрын
@@smart.but.stupid I'm not dumb
@tra865
@tra865 6 жыл бұрын
What about Astrid of the Darkbrotherhood
@sophisticaded
@sophisticaded 6 жыл бұрын
Mr. Steal right?
@bobholly8393
@bobholly8393 6 жыл бұрын
agreed
@jediknightk6803
@jediknightk6803 6 жыл бұрын
Yes, she's should have been number 2.
@shadiezz8312
@shadiezz8312 6 жыл бұрын
She lead to her own families dimese
@gabrielurbanski4952
@gabrielurbanski4952 6 жыл бұрын
Does Mercer but not Astrid, TRIGGERED
@Mijuki
@Mijuki 6 жыл бұрын
For me the worst Traitor is Astrid. I loved the Dark Brotherhood so much and hated her for what she did.
@launderedsilvrr2110
@launderedsilvrr2110 6 жыл бұрын
Mijuki the brotherhood sucks
@thisthing9032
@thisthing9032 6 жыл бұрын
laundered silvrr DB in Skyrim sucks ass. I prefer the DB in Oblivion
@LastSpaceWolf
@LastSpaceWolf 6 жыл бұрын
I destroy them cause 1 my characters backstory and 2 easiest way to get a house early
@pixieonthemoon8633
@pixieonthemoon8633 6 жыл бұрын
Astrid redeemed herself in the end by offering her own body as a Dark Brotherhood sacrament.
@butterysnail2537
@butterysnail2537 6 жыл бұрын
Mijuki I hated her because she betrayed everything the Brotherhood stood for. She turned them from a pack of reliable and close knit guild to a bunch of glorified murderers. No code, nothing to them. Just killing for the hell of it, not caring about the Night Mother, or Sithis.
@Oyasumi05
@Oyasumi05 5 жыл бұрын
Astrid and Mercer, I was really sad when I had to put down Astrid
@idksecrett13243
@idksecrett13243 4 жыл бұрын
Na she has a good dagger I just wanted it so, bad all the way through the quests
@crypt1k755
@crypt1k755 4 жыл бұрын
She messed with my pal Cicero and got most of my assassin friends killed, she deserved it.
@laundrybasketgamers
@laundrybasketgamers 4 жыл бұрын
I killed her with the blade of woe... I lost it yesterday somehow
@panpan1287
@panpan1287 4 жыл бұрын
That heretic traitor got what she deserved #longlivethenightmother #hailsithis #CiceroIsBestGirlCuzHeThicc
@angry_whale20
@angry_whale20 4 жыл бұрын
Masaka...DIO!
@jedi_connor3030
@jedi_connor3030 6 жыл бұрын
Anyone who's seen GoT should have guessed Mercer was a traitor... I MEAN, he IS a Frey...
@laundrybasketgamers
@laundrybasketgamers 4 жыл бұрын
Jedi_Connor Frey is the Norse god of fertility, I think
@elizabethgouverneur2972
@elizabethgouverneur2972 4 жыл бұрын
TheSloths DoDuos that’s freya Frey’s sister, Frey is the god of summer and warmth
@laundrybasketgamers
@laundrybasketgamers 4 жыл бұрын
Chikara Zuyoi ah, I got them mixed up. Thanks!
@coolchrisable
@coolchrisable 6 жыл бұрын
time to go play skyrim again
@changedusername159
@changedusername159 6 жыл бұрын
coolchrisable ikr
@bongarquita1511
@bongarquita1511 6 жыл бұрын
Time to download loads and loads of mod again
@insomniac6079
@insomniac6079 6 жыл бұрын
Oh... crap I think I sold Skyrim
@coolchrisable
@coolchrisable 6 жыл бұрын
Hey Bong arquita what mods ya god i mostly have magic, armor and weapon mods and some race mods
@maximusatlas9377
@maximusatlas9377 6 жыл бұрын
Insomniac Games I had the same problem when I sold morrowind. Dont regret it though didnt like it much. TIME TO DOWNLOAD SKYRIM FOR THE 8TH time...Or just use the phisical disc I already have. PS. Sweet rolls. Yep Sweet rolls are OP
@dovahkiinthe3rd
@dovahkiinthe3rd 6 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who watches these videos just to see when he says Oyfum
@ThibautVDP
@ThibautVDP 6 жыл бұрын
TWOOOOO KEEEEEYS like those two razors of mehrunes dagon?
@brubano11
@brubano11 6 жыл бұрын
I thought he said DOO-KIES!!!!... Idk why😂
@maddoxWolfe
@maddoxWolfe 5 жыл бұрын
ThibautVDP u noticed 2
@skooksrogers283
@skooksrogers283 5 жыл бұрын
The guy who took my sweet roll wasn't on the list.
@kevindurst8251
@kevindurst8251 4 жыл бұрын
6:12 *attacks books* Completely ignores the librarian saying "dont mistreat these books" Thats my graenolf
@huseyinakturk6212
@huseyinakturk6212 3 жыл бұрын
its treason then
@destinykirchhoff7077
@destinykirchhoff7077 6 жыл бұрын
Even though I always side with the Imperials, I believed Roggvir was honorable. He died for what he believed was right and I respect him for that.
@insertunoroginalnamehere6189
@insertunoroginalnamehere6189 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah i also side with the imperials but I don't think roggvir deserved death
@MonAhgasInsomniAroELF
@MonAhgasInsomniAroELF 9 ай бұрын
exactly, him opening the gate didn't cause the king's murder, nor would it have prevented it if he'd kept it closed. the king had already been murdered. besides, ulfric had already been captured, and escaped again. at this point it's just got nothing to do with him. jail time i understand, execution was serious overkill
@thecrimsonwolf2456
@thecrimsonwolf2456 6 жыл бұрын
dude you could make history fun.
@gary1315
@gary1315 6 жыл бұрын
How many times can I type oyfum before my fingers bleed.... Oyfum oyfum.... twice. It was too intense.
@Graenolf
@Graenolf 6 жыл бұрын
Hahahah
@lariosmendoza
@lariosmendoza 6 жыл бұрын
Oyfum oyfum oyfum
@idislikebaguettes6496
@idislikebaguettes6496 6 жыл бұрын
Oyfum oyfum oyfum oyfum oyfum oyfum oyfum oyfum oyfum oyfum oyfum oyfum oyfum oyfum oyfum oyfum oyfum oyfum oyfum oyfum You were not worthy...
@bradreed2001
@bradreed2001 6 жыл бұрын
If you say it three times fast it summons a spirit of Graenolf
@gary1315
@gary1315 6 жыл бұрын
craftingjada indeed, I was not.
@stonebrix168
@stonebrix168 6 жыл бұрын
When you turn rogvirs niece into a giant: *Deep Voice* THEY CANT HURT UNCLE ROGVIR TELL EM HE DIDNT DO IT
@elizabethgouverneur2972
@elizabethgouverneur2972 4 жыл бұрын
StoneBrix did you use the wabbajack
@NornAArnBard
@NornAArnBard 6 жыл бұрын
Surely Brynjolf's levitation spell helped fluster Mercer. Especially considering the Dragonborn is the only Humanoid capable of jumping in the province.
@adamthompson6669
@adamthompson6669 6 жыл бұрын
you better be around for bethesdas next game and elder scrolls 6 you daedric god of the realm oyfuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum, you legend i love the spin and charisma you put on all your vids. oh wheres Astrid as someone mentioned
@stapelchips6559
@stapelchips6559 6 жыл бұрын
What about the dragonborn, when he becomes a vampire?
@funnynamehere6347
@funnynamehere6347 5 жыл бұрын
Yes!
@callumkristofer7793
@callumkristofer7793 5 жыл бұрын
Stapel Chips *she
@mauv-ei4ef
@mauv-ei4ef 5 жыл бұрын
Shit I'm a traitor.
@heitorgomes5267
@heitorgomes5267 5 жыл бұрын
@@callumkristofer7793 what
@heitorgomes5267
@heitorgomes5267 5 жыл бұрын
@@callumkristofer7793 it's he/she or a cat(if you have mods)
@JadeSpecter
@JadeSpecter 6 жыл бұрын
Graenolf:Yo mama so fat someone yelled dragon and the guards attacked her Me:Damn..... Graenolf used Yo Mama jokes
@stevenlopez3728
@stevenlopez3728 5 жыл бұрын
Executioner: Any last words before you get sent to Sovongarde? Me: Damn that chic is hot!
@deadchannel4829
@deadchannel4829 4 жыл бұрын
5.Astrid 4. Woman who lead the Dark Brotherhod 3. Wife of Arnbjorn 2.Woman who made you kill Cicero 1. Woman who got burned (literally)
@dragonslayerornstein2361
@dragonslayerornstein2361 2 жыл бұрын
The woman who kidnapped you in your sleep Honorable mention to the The woman who sold you out to the emperor guards
@deltastar4147
@deltastar4147 6 жыл бұрын
I called my dog fam once and he threw up
@sub2pewdiepie8yearsago17
@sub2pewdiepie8yearsago17 6 жыл бұрын
Delta star because you're a fuckimg Furrrryyyyyyyyyyyy6yyyhrjrj
@HunterTSilver
@HunterTSilver 6 жыл бұрын
0:27 *MY ANCESTORS SMILE AT ME, IMPERIALS. CAN YOU SAY THE SAME?*
@fishfishery7676
@fishfishery7676 6 жыл бұрын
Yes Although they smile at me because they want to kill me
@Bunnybond
@Bunnybond 6 жыл бұрын
This is one of the funniest skyrim videos I've ever seen, so glad I found you dude x
@Graenolf
@Graenolf 6 жыл бұрын
@laurentreloar8891
@laurentreloar8891 4 жыл бұрын
Surprised Astrid wasn't on here. Damn was that a shock when she betrayed the Dark Brotherhood
@jonathanbetenbender307
@jonathanbetenbender307 4 жыл бұрын
Not really. After Cicero gets there you can ask them all what they think of him and it clearly foreshadows that you'll take a side.
@lolabest2737
@lolabest2737 6 жыл бұрын
Graenolf: I need your help Me: Feeling the Preston Vibes Stormcloak soldier: I think you might be in the wrong place friend
@nikayalohr9707
@nikayalohr9707 6 жыл бұрын
I'm having a really shitty time recently, thanks for bringing the joy. I was also in the middle of binge listening to my new favorite podcast.
@r.j.penfold
@r.j.penfold 6 жыл бұрын
Shadow Dancer I hope you get well soon, both physically and emotionally (mentally too) and stay safe out there, you never know where the Gnomes may be hiding!
@bwebb90
@bwebb90 6 жыл бұрын
I recommend the album Abbey Road
@r.j.penfold
@r.j.penfold 6 жыл бұрын
Ad Victoriam! "Them?" No, I mean actual Gnomes. They're even worse than the Teddy Bears...
@bradreed2001
@bradreed2001 6 жыл бұрын
Ad Victoriam! The barrels. ..
@lucascaetano7920
@lucascaetano7920 6 жыл бұрын
I hope you get better
@ArgentDeer
@ArgentDeer 6 жыл бұрын
Hottest mom in all of Skyrim? Oh, Grae. Do I have to say it again? Clearly, it's the Night Mother. (I've already made this joke in THAT video. But it's too good to pass up.)
@ArgentDeer
@ArgentDeer 6 жыл бұрын
Aldo Frakulla Naaah I left him alive. I wouldn't put myself through that 😂😂😂
@silviuciortan
@silviuciortan 6 жыл бұрын
4 Targets in 10 seconds: 3....2....1... *killall*
@MrOgge50
@MrOgge50 5 жыл бұрын
3:42 is still my favourite Graenolf moment ever!!
@somegingerdude8110
@somegingerdude8110 5 жыл бұрын
The Dragonborn when siding with the Stormcloaks in the Battle of Whiterun. The game goes out of its way to make you feel like an asshole when Balgruuf surrenders.
@jackalhead7433
@jackalhead7433 2 жыл бұрын
Depending the race the Dragonborn is if he/she is an Imperial then Yes if he/she is a Nord then no
@MonAhgasInsomniAroELF
@MonAhgasInsomniAroELF 9 ай бұрын
That's because siding with the stormcloaks is objectively bad
@insecdroid
@insecdroid 6 жыл бұрын
Oh good I'm not the only one with a Night mother fetish
@Dylan-rn3is
@Dylan-rn3is 6 жыл бұрын
Insecdroid-Games and Other Crap get some help
@HeTaLiA152
@HeTaLiA152 6 жыл бұрын
Nah fam he good
@jfor817
@jfor817 6 жыл бұрын
Hell no she fine af
@King-bv1kg
@King-bv1kg 6 жыл бұрын
What about adtrid
@diego2112gaming
@diego2112gaming 6 жыл бұрын
DAMN that chick is hot!
@stevenshoemaker8326
@stevenshoemaker8326 6 жыл бұрын
I love the skyrim videos so much more than the other ones. I understand your probably bored years and years but your just so so good at it.
@Graenolf
@Graenolf 6 жыл бұрын
I definitely went all out for this one xD. Cheers though man.
@Ryan-ij3ge
@Ryan-ij3ge 6 жыл бұрын
The biggest traitor in the game? That unnamed Imperial Captain at the start of the game who doesn’t execute Ulfric right away.
@thexprtgamer5946
@thexprtgamer5946 6 жыл бұрын
Ryan Yep
@TheNertus
@TheNertus 6 жыл бұрын
Both sides are wrong, but Ulfric monotome ,,i fight for Skyrim ppl, i fight for free Skyrim'' makes me mad, so i allways wanna his head on my pike... just for that!
@jacksparrow1669
@jacksparrow1669 6 жыл бұрын
Geo San shut up thalmor nigga
@Tmanowns
@Tmanowns 6 жыл бұрын
How Would The Unwary Know learn to read, he's an "unwilling asset." He doesn't realize he's an asset, and he's only an asset as long as he continues fighting, if he wins, he is no longer an asset. And they're to send agents to help him only if he's right on the verge of defeat. Probably by sending agents to pay someone to pay someone to send him aid.
@gavinpeterson5343
@gavinpeterson5343 6 жыл бұрын
You traitors! Long live the empire!
@samueljosephson6452
@samueljosephson6452 6 жыл бұрын
"Right from the start Mercer Frey had stole my heart."
@SylviaFey
@SylviaFey 6 жыл бұрын
XD I just love the way you talk, "baby hush" "I got you fam" "butter my biscuit". LMAO. I love snark and immersion. That's how I play too.
@damianblu
@damianblu 6 жыл бұрын
I don't think he included Astrid because she was trying to kill the Dragonborn in order to save her family with political immunity, and Commander Maro double crossed her.
@PhaethonCrafts
@PhaethonCrafts 6 жыл бұрын
Patrick M But the Dragonborn was welcomed into the family, not to mention that she should have figured out he would double cross her.
@furymern8162
@furymern8162 6 жыл бұрын
yeah but did she really expect to take out the dovakhiin
@Midnight-wh2bs
@Midnight-wh2bs 6 жыл бұрын
Honestly, Astrid is a fucking moron, like she could have attempted the same thing (kill the Dragonborn after they kill the decoy Emperor), without revealing to Maro where the Dark Brotherhood Sanctuary was and how to get into it. Like really she ordered the death of his son, and from the letter to his son you can find Maro really cared about his son, so Astrid was really stupid for believing that he would forgive the Dark Brotherhood for that.
@ThePhantomLurkin
@ThePhantomLurkin 6 жыл бұрын
She broke the Five Tenets and she is not loyal to the Night Mother.
@exantiuse497
@exantiuse497 6 жыл бұрын
Are you kidding me? Astrid breaks every single Tenet of the Brotherhood except maybe one: Don't dishonor the Night Mother, broken a thousand and a one times; don't betray the secrets of the brotherhood to the outsiders, she reveals the grand plan to an enemy of the Brotherhood; don't refuse orders from your superiors, the Night Mother and her Dragonborn Listener are her superiors, yet she refuses to accept their authority; don't attempt to kill another member, she tries to get the Listener killed; don't steal the possessions of other members, this is the only one she doesn't break. Any of tye actions listed above would be enough to have her executed in the old days of the Brotherhood. Also I'm not buying the argument she did it for the good of the family, she did it because she was accustomed to having absolute authority over the Brotherhood and didn't want to give any of it to the Night Mother and the Listener. Hell, she almost admits it when she's dying, she says something on the lines of "I wanted things to return to how they were before Cicero arrived". She might have fooled herself into thinking she did it for the greater good but in reality her reasons were selfish, if she truly were loyal she would've refused And one final proof of her betrayal: if you summon Lucien in the Sanctuary, he says the sanctuary should be Purified, meaning every single member should be killed to root out traitors; even Lucien, who's connected to Sithis in the afterlife, thinks she's a traitor
@Image-vj3jz
@Image-vj3jz 6 жыл бұрын
Me and Graenolf flying a plane when suddenly the engines catch fire. Me: Shit, that's not good. Graenolf: Just *shut up* and get ready for a hard landing! *plane crashlands* Me & Graenolf: Another happy landing.
@sirteacup1182
@sirteacup1182 4 жыл бұрын
Image 13137 Anakin, we crashed the ship your way
@Just-A-Gamer1524
@Just-A-Gamer1524 6 жыл бұрын
9:50 "Butter my Biscuits" 😂🤘 you rock
@lazura4446
@lazura4446 3 жыл бұрын
You guys should've heard me when Graenolf said Mercer was number 1 all you would've hear me say is "YES! YEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!"
@TheThezenith
@TheThezenith 6 жыл бұрын
Ho ho ho travellers, thanks for getting the staff of Magnus for me, I'll be taking that! GOD DAMN ANACONDA
@jordanruble2339
@jordanruble2339 6 жыл бұрын
Yay another Graenolf video!
@brubano11
@brubano11 6 жыл бұрын
Watching this with my girlfriend of 3 months... Her reaction at the end was "WHAT ABOUT ASTRID?!?!?!" I fell in love with her even more...
@toasterproductions3733
@toasterproductions3733 4 жыл бұрын
Lol you still together?
@brendenharper3602
@brendenharper3602 4 жыл бұрын
@@toasterproductions3733 ngl I was wondering the same thing
@natalialopresti3801
@natalialopresti3801 6 жыл бұрын
I want to hop on Skyrim right now. OYFUM!!
@bongarquita1511
@bongarquita1511 6 жыл бұрын
are you the first one who dislike the video?
@natalialopresti3801
@natalialopresti3801 6 жыл бұрын
Bong Arquita Of course not! Why would I?
@dreamingjenny9520
@dreamingjenny9520 6 жыл бұрын
Because Strong is backwards? That meme is as old as Fallout 4..
@MrSchplingle79
@MrSchplingle79 6 жыл бұрын
milk drinker
@IAmLaegion
@IAmLaegion 3 жыл бұрын
I love these videos. I love your new videos. Will you do elder scrolls six when it's released in 44 years?
@jidbilal6858
@jidbilal6858 5 жыл бұрын
that paralyzed scream killed me
@AndreyAndreyevich
@AndreyAndreyevich 6 жыл бұрын
My top 5: 1. Astrid 2. Mercer 3. Merhunes Dagon 4. Cicero 5. that guy who stole the golden claw and got caught by the spider
@spikymarshmallow7611
@spikymarshmallow7611 5 жыл бұрын
Arvel the Swift X3 Wasn't quick enough
@yesterdaystomorrow5510
@yesterdaystomorrow5510 4 жыл бұрын
Cicero isn't a traitor! Why does everyone call him a traitor? He was the most loyal member of the DB and the only one that had any right to the title of DB member. He's like Lucian from Oblivion, betrayed and accused of being a traitor when he's actually the one that deserves the most respect for his loyalty. Sithis himself trusts him, as does the Night Mother, the two most important beings to the Brotherhood. The two that were forsaken by that power whore Astrid, who then really does betray you and everyone else in the Brotherhood.
@johnnyboy3849
@johnnyboy3849 4 жыл бұрын
@@yesterdaystomorrow5510 I believe people call hin a traitor, as was said in the video "depending on whose perspective". If your views were more aligned with Astrid, then Cicero is a traitor. Also he technically is since he broke one of the tenets by attacking a guild member
@elizabethgouverneur2972
@elizabethgouverneur2972 4 жыл бұрын
Johnny Boy depends was he told do it by the mother if so it would fall under superior command so it would be fine
@johnnyboy3849
@johnnyboy3849 4 жыл бұрын
@@elizabethgouverneur2972 well since Cicero has never heard the Nightmother speak, I doubt that very much
@lordchuckbury5368
@lordchuckbury5368 6 жыл бұрын
I think when a charakter has the name Frey its very obvious whats gonna happen. Hustle House Frey hustle Red wedding Hustle
@pharuhs
@pharuhs 6 жыл бұрын
*has awkwardly easy and confusing battle with Mercer* "Totally epic battle with Meecer hoping and dancing around you, Karliah barely getting a shot on him, and Brynjolf doing whatever he can!" 😂😂😂😂
@cofi45
@cofi45 3 жыл бұрын
In Skyrim: There's a impostor among sus.
@vBUMPERv
@vBUMPERv 6 жыл бұрын
I've been watching these Skyrim top 5 videos for a couple weeks now. Repeatedly. You are a master narrator, sir.
@insaincaldo
@insaincaldo 5 жыл бұрын
Didn't think this was a things missed video, but I never noticed traitors post had a second floor.
@bi-bibabyblue9649
@bi-bibabyblue9649 6 жыл бұрын
10:20 my headphones were at full blast when he said that
@trafficcone7344
@trafficcone7344 4 жыл бұрын
I never really liked Mercer to begin with, so when I got to kill him, I used the chill rend that I stole from his house and dumped his copy of the lusty argonian (and many more copies) onto his corpse 😂
@cringefest7351
@cringefest7351 4 жыл бұрын
I actually got pissed off when Mercer betrayed the Dragonborn. I was thinking he could be a good follower after I complete the Thieves Guild storyline Then I took an arrow in the knee
@erenyeager3829
@erenyeager3829 4 жыл бұрын
"There is one Impostor among us"
@jenniferuntalon7663
@jenniferuntalon7663 6 жыл бұрын
Mercer frey had some barrels after walking out and peeking through the crack in the floor staring at me slaying a a elder dragon but he still betrayed me
@Gabriel_Studios
@Gabriel_Studios 4 жыл бұрын
I always come back to this video to see TWOOOOOO KEEEEYSSSS
@cielismi
@cielismi 5 жыл бұрын
Hottest mom? Easy The Night Mother. Edit: My Phone actually glitched out a little after the question was asked, which was weird but oh well lol
@leckyent
@leckyent 3 жыл бұрын
"yo mama so fat someone yelled dragon and they attacked your her" damnnnnnn didnt have to do em like that xD
@dist0rt3dhum0r
@dist0rt3dhum0r 6 жыл бұрын
I think my favorite part about your videos is the way that you narrate your combat. Totes reminds me of Sherlock Holmes from the newer movies.
@dannygr8957
@dannygr8957 6 жыл бұрын
How about that jaree-ra? That argonian in solitude
@Midnight-wh2bs
@Midnight-wh2bs 6 жыл бұрын
To be fair, he isn't a traitor to the same degree everyone else here was, he was just a bandit that tricked you into helping him before killing you when you became useless.
@exantiuse497
@exantiuse497 6 жыл бұрын
Which argonian? The one who tells you to shut down the lighthouse or the thieves guild one? Doesn't speak well for Argonians when "the traitor Argonian from Solitude" isn't good enough a description
@Midnight-wh2bs
@Midnight-wh2bs 6 жыл бұрын
There isn't an argonian in the thieves guild as far as I'm aware, I think you mean the Dark Brotherhood argonian. Though to answer your question it's the one that gives you the job to shut down the lighthouse.
@exantiuse497
@exantiuse497 6 жыл бұрын
@@Midnight-wh2bs I meant the guy who sells Thieves guild secrets to Karliah, the guy who you follow through the warehouse in the dock
@Midnight-wh2bs
@Midnight-wh2bs 6 жыл бұрын
Oh him, gonna be honest I forgot he existed. But anyways it's the actually IN Solitude (as the thieve's guild one is down by the docks) and gives you the lighthouse quest.
@Tabby3456
@Tabby3456 5 жыл бұрын
top 5 traitors oh I know its the imperials Imperial: I'm going to make sure everywhere is safe Dominion: You're criminalizing Talos worship and you are going to like it Imperial: ...ok!
@kokirij0167
@kokirij0167 5 жыл бұрын
Sunquad Yeah, cause praying to a mass murderer seems like a fair thing.
@bovis9933
@bovis9933 5 жыл бұрын
Talos is a no god
@DocBrown-tr8hg
@DocBrown-tr8hg 5 жыл бұрын
Kokiri J01 he isn’t a mass murderer he’s a soldier, and he didn’t kill innocent people
@DocBrown-tr8hg
@DocBrown-tr8hg 5 жыл бұрын
Also the fact that magic swirls around his shrine when you pray to him proves he is real, if he can cure your disease, then he is a god working actual magic
@bovis9933
@bovis9933 5 жыл бұрын
1955 Doc Brown No. He is a man. Not a god
@willlnewton9252
@willlnewton9252 6 жыл бұрын
2:54 893 DEADRIC ARROWS???????? IM LEVEL 49 AND I HAVE 14 THAT I HAVNT EVER USED
@miketrevino1850
@miketrevino1850 5 жыл бұрын
I love your videos! Not only do you have great content, your humor is the best! I literally bust out laughing every time!
@corruption-1912
@corruption-1912 2 жыл бұрын
The whole Ancano fight is funny but the "Scandalous" at 6:46 was hilarious
@RenewedAurora
@RenewedAurora 6 жыл бұрын
I click the notfication bell and get notified hours later. KZbin why you do dis
@atronx7
@atronx7 6 жыл бұрын
Serena kind of betrayed all of her friends and family...
@zamaskowany12
@zamaskowany12 6 жыл бұрын
Atronx 7 Yeah but Serana is hot so it's k
@minervanightingale7808
@minervanightingale7808 6 жыл бұрын
And then she drags Good Ol' Dovahkiin into it, like "Hey I have a bunch of personal issues" "Ok, uh, you have fun with that..." "Want to know a secret?" "I mean, not really..." "It's all your problem now." "Wh- you're not even going to help?!" "I'll stand behind you spouting annoying crap and being physically incapable of shutting up or getting out of the way." "That sounds... unappealing, um, what can you do in battle?" "I can shoot you with massive icicles and revive a bunch of weak corpses that do nothing but get in the way." "Oh, just fuck off, I can do this by myself..."
@apathetichumanoid2891
@apathetichumanoid2891 6 жыл бұрын
Atronx 7 well,if they offered her molag bal,wanted to block out the sun permenatly by killing her and locked her up for centuries i guess it is alright to stab her father until he is ashes
@PhaethonCrafts
@PhaethonCrafts 6 жыл бұрын
Minerva Nightingale Serana is tagged as essential, so I mean she can't die...she made a useful meat shield for a dragon who happened to knock her health so low that she looked like she was dead for 5-10 real life minutes. I even have screenshots on my Switch version to prove it.
@minervanightingale7808
@minervanightingale7808 6 жыл бұрын
Aeladya I know Serana is essential. The “meat shield” use of her fades out if you play a save file for as long as I do, because she caps at level 50. Eventually things start hitting so hard that she can’t take it well. At least, I’d assume- I usually swap her for Frea at the first given opportunity.
@zoalina
@zoalina 6 жыл бұрын
Came out half a second ago and I’m 181st, WTF?!
@OnlyOneJosh
@OnlyOneJosh 5 жыл бұрын
#1 traitor, the guy who tricked you into letting him out of the spider webs just to run away with the golden claw 😰 gets me everytime
@yeshello6610
@yeshello6610 4 жыл бұрын
personal biggest traitor is delphine for trying to get you to kill paarthunax.
@jordanruble2339
@jordanruble2339 6 жыл бұрын
Loved the video, I think the hottest mom in Skyrim is for sure, without a doubt, the night mother!
@r.j.penfold
@r.j.penfold 6 жыл бұрын
Jordan Ruble isn't the Night Mother a creepy whispering mummy?
@AlyssaGrawey
@AlyssaGrawey 6 жыл бұрын
R.J. Penfold Exactly
@idc.magna.7169
@idc.magna.7169 5 жыл бұрын
I ran away after getting that crown for the stormcloaks and gave it to general tullius I should be on this list
@alphacodeblack2121
@alphacodeblack2121 6 жыл бұрын
Graenolf please send me your mod list. Please please please
@thegrimlooper
@thegrimlooper 6 жыл бұрын
That armor in the first clips was so badass. I feel like I love Skyrim SOO much but I learn and see more every day. I feel like if I knew then what I know now, everything would be different.
@lagared
@lagared 6 жыл бұрын
10:46 "Brynjolf is helping as best as he can!" *Glitch makes him levitate and he watches the fight, doing nothing.* (Maybe he's the traitor?...)
@blonded_458
@blonded_458 6 жыл бұрын
1:46 the savior of the world, thane of whiterun and a lot of other titles turn into a high school girl
@CaitlynMellark101
@CaitlynMellark101 6 жыл бұрын
TWO KEEEEEYS
@mr.lordcat9387
@mr.lordcat9387 6 жыл бұрын
Loops Kylo ren saying traitor* Traiiiitoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo....
@joshuafarley9526
@joshuafarley9526 6 жыл бұрын
This is the second video i've seen of you and honestly your quite funny my man .Good job keep it up
@dsh_csh
@dsh_csh 3 жыл бұрын
I mean, I'm an Imperial sempethisor, but Roggvir's right, Ulfric won fair in square.
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