Skyrim - All Ways to Kill Vittoria

[@peacock6665]

Veezara going ”Are you hiding? Dragonborn are you hiding?” made me laugh out loud

[@tycholeela8122]

peacock666 nice bit, that.

[@ladyyin3293]

Same :D

[@patrickn.4113]

Me too😂😂

[@keatonjayulloa8]

That was the best part

[@neylove8311]

Lmao I kept playing that part 😂😂😭

[@paracaster5294]

I stole the husband's weapon and only then used the rage/fury thing on him. The moment she started speaking he suplexed her to death. And I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for that meddling lizard.

[@ObscureGenetics]

SUPLEX

[@future1894]

Oh wow

[@warriorcatsofmysteryclan2240]

YOU MEDDLING LIZARD!

[@aetherresonant9079]

COME ON AND SLAM

[@PhoenixGC89]

I would have paid to see that lol

[@emotionallyunstableandfill2497]

I always steal vittoria's clothes and then wear them at MY wedding...just as a trophy

[@maddythetopazdragoncathybr1426]

Same.😄

[@hallohello3981]

Tooo late 😣

[@hellworm]

mw too!

[@alexmuller6752]

i have a pure mage no armour char and enchanted her wedding outfit to replace my everyday attire with. have killed two emperors in her very cool loking dress.

[@JonatasMonte]

@@alexmuller6752 Now that's a fashion statement.

[@katiestafford5693]

I snuck behind Vittoria and stabbed her. No one saw anything. I didn't get a bounty. That's a true sneak 100 right there.

[@kevinallen7776]

I dropped the gargoyle statue on her

[@alexp5569]

@@kevinallen7776 i sniped her with a bow

[@theresarayner5726]

I cast a frenzy rune on every place the guests would be, I got there and once asgeirs dad sat down it set off a chain reaction of frenzy and before I knew it everyone was dead

[@forpiepress1964]

I sniped her while invisible and the cutscene showed a guard stopping an invisible man XD

[@revid01]

I used the power of deimos to usurp her souls from her frail body and consumed it to freeze her lifeless body in place as everyone screams in horror, also know as soul trap

[@CoreyB777]

I love taking her clothes, then equip it , and finally and run out like a boss wearing her entire outfit.

[@Smerdzy]

You're fucked

[@hooman6758]

b i wore that outfit to my wedding

[@MrWongWey]

Fargo The Elite Yeah you missed me with that shit

[@SnapplyPie]

Oh, I take the clothes to uh, definitely wear them and not... Nevermind.

[@kerryspence1181]

yes thats fare to wear clothes that people wore

[@ReneAensland]

Kayd - I wish something exciting would happen. Me - Hold my skooma.

[@tumhornkingslayer6411]

Hold my entity.smallpotionofhealth

[@dongboy8038]

"now drink it"

[@witchy_sith1571]

Hold my mead

[@ceiliannbaldwin5592]

Now how about we murder a different person

[@ReneAensland]

@@ceiliannbaldwin5592 Ha haa!

[@feddyvonwigglestein3481]

5:50 *Bride is murdered* *Pantea continues to sing* Yep, smells like a Bethesda game up in here.

[@gdelusiveplayz3609]

OMG SO TRUE XD

[@ionlywatch]

dumm dum dididi dum diididi dumdum

[@theresarayner5726]

I once had Riftens whole city guard chase me into the cistern and we killed all of them and I was gonna fire an arrow into the last guard but then he died and sapphire got up right as I shot the arrow. I stuck her to the wall with my arrow and then I get the blame

[@DesertSmeagle]

Pushing items off a ledge...like a true cat.

[@danieloquinn2642]

Currently doing the mission as my kahjiit

[@talentedpigeon3296]

Me 3. Great comment 😆

[@Punkwashed_Bleach]

Lmfao

[@wod5203]

Exactly why the Flat-Earthers are wrong, coz if the world was flat the cats would have pushed everything off the edge by now!

[@ShirleyCurryTheOlderGamer]

This was so great!!! You are hilarious!! :)

[@_______________2001]

Grandmaaaa ❤️❤️❤️

[@RianeBane]

This is how you know Graenolf's made it big: THE Grandma Shirley is proud of him.

[@CricketsTavern]

I’m a fan

[@Djnomad912]

Grandma

[@taztheunstoppable5479]

A huge fan not gonna lie

[@thefrogthatknows5251]

Here's what you gotta do. Join the stormcloaks, get the war all the way to the gates of Solitude, and hold off on the assault. Dress yourself and followers in stormcloaks gear, kill Victoria with a steel blade and run off into the woods. Poison the fake Emperor, move on move on... Dress your followers again in Stormcloak gear, raid the Emperor's ship and kill him in a frontal assault, and leave an Amulet of Talos on his body. Next, begin the raid of Solitude. The Stormcloaks shut raid Solitude and overthrow the Empire AND kill the Emperor in the same day? Makes sense. Just make sure no one knows you're the one who did it. Speak to no one, change your clothes for the raid. The events are historical, and so close to each other that the people will associate the two. Rumors may even place the Emperor INSIDE Solitude at the time of the attack, given how close they are together. Pin the whole thing on the Civil War.

[@pailhorsegaming6762]

Ayden Krueger you sir, you get How history works.

[@kobraunit]

Wow, I’m totally doing that

[@iizvek]

Wow, this is amazing-

[@Eh-its-me]

Perfect

[@ethanhammons2439]

But the dark brotherhood want to bring themselves back to there formal glory

[@nikayalohr9707]

As a young Khajiit who travels around, I'm concerned how many public murders happen. Though, I am one to speak, I've stolen far too many sweet rolls.

[@gameking4984]

Shadow Dancer Not the sweet rolls Forget Alduin you are the true enemy of skyrim

[@BloodyNosePhantom]

Let me guess you're the one who stole my sweet roll

[@stormsnow5260]

Aha! I've been looking for you, care to explain why all the guards keep telling me that you're stealing all my sweet rolls.

[@Farewell682]

Shadow Dancer SO IT WAS YOU!! I want my sweet roll back

[@atgmai]

I'm hungry and that stupid robot destroyed the cake. Gimme that sweet roll you got from Old Lady Palmer.

[@noahscott9390]

“All ways to kill Nazeem” is a video I need right now

[@ironwraith852]

yup

[@Art3mis28]

Hold my Thu’um, I’ll be right back just gotta k*ll that stupid little imperial for a second and all will be right in the world.

[@lettuce_soup5557]

I will curb stomp Nadeem’s head into the floor if he so much as utters a word at me

[@jayive34]

Soul Trap him in a Black Soul Gem. Loot his clothes. Enchant his clothes using his soul, naming it Nazeem's Clothes. Use a mod to marry his widow. Wear Nazeem's Clothes during the wedding.

[@ravenmccausland5151]

"I'm red when my eyes are mad" ..what

[@parentaladvisory4176]

Raven McCausland underrated comment

[@spicybeantofu]

People talk like that when upset so it works lol

[@RainbowEssence-c3w]

Go drunk, you're home, Vulwolf.

[@brennagilkey3855]

Me when I heard it

[@afinoxi]

You're Soviet when there are lasers outta Stalin's eyes

[@matthiaslener2763]

Well when I killed her the grooms family got slaughtered by the guards including the groom. I just love family reunions.

[@hydrangea2636]

I used a frenzy spell so they would all murder each other

[@SeriouslySeriousGrim]

The way I killed her was going to the empty little deck opposite from the one with the bow and arrow. I then crouched and shot her with an ice spike. Argonian boi was assaulting people down bellow and I was able to crouch and everyone forgot about me. Nobody was after me despite my bounty, and the one agent that I thought was after me was actually after the argonian boi that teleported behind me. Since he was after him I just hopped down and slowly walked out of the city without any issues at all.

[@lijamenethil]

Give Asgeir an empty black soul gem and a dagger with Soul Trap. Place Frenzy rune on a balcony. Find a comfortable place, grab popcorn and lemonade and enjoy the show. Pickpocket Vittoria's soul. Use it or place on a special place.

[@sheogoraththetrickster8700]

Pickpocket it, and then kill the husband with the blade. Two lovers, bonded by death, with no more life.

[@LoS_Lust4Blood]

Sheogorath The Trickster Dark and poetic. I fucking love it!

[@coltmartin152]

@@sheogoraththetrickster8700 no matter what you do is you dress in full Stormcloak soldier gear and you dress your follower in Stormcloak gear then you drop down on the balcony kill the groom and bride and just walk out of there and don't forget to place an amulet of Talos on the bride

[@thomasaitken7495]

Then visit her in the Soul Cairn and ask her about that wedding before she died.

[@HisRoyalMajestyKingofWeedshire]

Enchant her wedding outfit with it😂

[@victorintveld339]

I wrote this before watching: i already love the fact that this video is 11 mins while its just about killing 1 woman in a game. I love skyrim

[@Graenolf]

xD

[@ravenmccausland5151]

"A werewolf attack in broad daylight? whaaat? thats juicy send pics" AAJEFB LMOAO

[@phantomking7246]

Raven McCausland I attacked as a werewolf and forgot to kill the whole city

[@mrhypnagogia]

I subscribed when the argonian attacked the guard for no reason

[@beansyaya]

mrhypnagogia Lol that happened to me, the guards didn’t even see me kill her and he said he was sent to help and killed. Guard while the other guard next to him just watched XD

[@tim.6281]

"I'm red when my eyes are mad" *SPEECH 100*

[@SmithyBear]

Graenolf **HAS ARROW IN HEAD** ME: you alright? Graenolf: I have a bitofa headache ME: huh

[@tumhornkingslayer6411]

He has a entity.deadricarrow in his head.

[@johnnyawe1469]

These are all surprisingly creative. "What?! A werewolf attack in broad daylight?!" Best line by far.

[@sgtsprinkles7619]

Today, Graenolf presents: "Extreme wedding crashing 101". Also known as "how to lose your wife in ten seconds or less".

[@DoubleBoost23]

payton tbt How much Gold?

[@spek3811]

A low, low price of only 150 Gold! *only imperial currency*

[@adamdavenport8009]

Veezara: Excuse me! Everyone?! Hi! I'm looking for the Dragonborn! The DRAGONBORN! He's supposed to be here today! He's gonna kill Vitoria Vicci! *looks up* Oh, wait, there he is! Hey! HEY!!! DRAGONBORN!!! I'M HERE TO HELP YOU, BUDDY!!! And that is the tale of how Veezara was killed at the wedding of Vitoria Vicci.

[@zhonzhon5112]

he was gonna die anyway

[@adamdavenport8009]

@@zhonzhon5112 Most likely. 😆

[@Nekomomoz]

Poor Veezara… I'm p sure he don't wanna be here. Astrid once again made a terrible decision

[@johnname7163]

3:42 *1000 bounty added to The Rift.* wait what

[@snorkgp-5949]

Riften 2.0

[@tomatosoup3527]

He probably hit the groom who stays in Riften

[@brookmikal]

the groom is from riften

[@zenixkiryu]

Its cause Asgeir is a Rift Citizen

[@bistostudiosentertainment4986]

Asgrier ‘s family is from riften

[@ballerina2461]

My friend, you are a truly skilled writer. Thank you for putting so much effort into these scripts and not simply narrating what you're doing.

[@jayhill9518]

These jokes earned a sub "DRAGONBORN ARE YOU HIDING" kills me

[@MoonGacha-k7p]

BREAKING NEWS: Dragonborn caught trying to Fus Ro Dah the sky but accidentally dragonrends the sky as a dragon flies overhead. The dragon proceeds to land inside of solitude and burn it all. More news pending.

[@zhonzhon5112]

thats beautiful man

[@nicolejones2524]

My husband’s character lived in Solitude, and Vittoria was his neighbor. He was emotionally torn when the dark brotherhood had him kill her. Well, he killed her because he couldn’t, not complete the quest, went back to the dark brotherhood and murdered them, then he deleted them from the game, then he console commanded her back in the game. All so he could hear her tell him good morning like usual. He has an issue with change, even in his video games apparently.

[@jesserutledge6260]

That’s epic.

[@kitsu1379]

Can relate. Change is hard.

[@ohdeararat7947]

Your husband sounds adorable

[@Le_Stadt]

Dudes a fukn legend.

[@Kaipanzer-r2w]

U can’t murder the brotherhood after u join them no The quest to destroy them became unavailable n the characters became essential

[@jacobwalker3915]

10:12 "once you clear a path for yourself out of the city-" *cuts to him purposely cutting through civilians despite ample space on the road*

[@abigmood3389]

*After every werewolf transformation* "So what I miss?" :D

[@Graenolf]

Tell me what you thought of this style : ) I had a lot of fun with this one.

[@paarthkulkarni5078]

Graenolf 1st

[@josiemaxj763]

I liked the style 😊

[@theonemememaker3704]

Graenolf can you keep doing more of theses videos barrel and oyfum master

[@anjalib6310]

great!!

[@defectivNUT]

Graenolf I love it when u say Yo fum😜😜

[@tfuwan1248]

Are you hiding?! Dragonborn, are you hiding?!

[@hellouniverse6294]

Come out, Come out, You were born a child of Dragons...

[@cjheadbird3476]

"Come on down from the parapet Dragonborn."

[@theresarayner5726]

Am I the only one who read that in hank hill's voice?

[@davidcain7525]

Come out Ocelot

[@nekosalad8308]

"come on down from the parapet ocelot"

[@notorioussoul6943]

"You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people, what say you in your defense?"

[@timmydawizard]

Whiterun Guard #2 where is number 1

[@pugking1233]

Whiterun Guard #2 I'll pay my fine

[@Snails-p9h]

I say OYFUM

[@DanteYRN]

Whiterun Guard #2 "I use to be an adventurer like you. Until i took an arrow to the knee"

[@generallylazy1156]

No u

[@ScarredWolf_]

I can do that too “Fus fus FUS fus fus” The first Dragonborn to freestyle 🔥

[@alaskaismyhome39]

I seriously hope that you hire someone to sing “Dum di di dum di di di di dum dum” at your wedding 😂

[@danielchurch1282]

I haven’t laughed this hard in a while. The one about her hips absorbing the blast killed me. Good stuff man

[@Graenolf]

: )

[@tomcat978]

That "Fus Roh Da!" totally shattered her pelvis. >: )

[@AuroraAustralis_]

I can see the headline now: Daedra? Or wrath of the Gods? Bride and Groom mauled by werewolf in broad daylight assault!

[@ameliakyle7054]

More like Wrath of the Nine rather than Gods, though Headline would be Wrath of the 8 in places where Imperials have control, True Nords of Skyrim would say Talos or the Nine were angry about the union of a Nord with the Imperials who try to change Skyrim while Imperials will suggest it may be a Daedra involvement as they would likely assume the gods would be happy to see a union to try end the warring and clashing between sides in Skyrim and only daedra would want it to continue.

[@brendonmetten3150]

*"I love weddings! Drinks all around!"* - J. Sparrow

[@susanfleckenstein6789]

Brendon Metten Captain, Captain Jack Sparrow

[@001Nyu001]

*Captain*

[@sirkole5517]

Oh my talos that was the best line I have ever heard “yeah yeah I’ll get to methods to kill this chick in a sec” pure gold

[@BretonTheif2091]

Talos? Thalmor would like to know your location

[@unironicallyironic6626]

another option: if you have the perks that let you put poisons in people's pockets and the invisibility spell you can just enter the city, turn invisible and put the poison in the bride's pocket; you'll be visible for a short moment again but as soon as you exit her inventory you turn invisible again and because the game had to process the fact that the npc died first all the other npc would not notice you are there and therefore you get no bounty. everybody will be hostile to veezara and he will try to talk to you so just run away from him until his hp reaches 0, he doesn't die because he is essential but after his hp is depleted everybody calms, you now can talk to him and mission completed

[@solidmoon8266]

Or you could just stick a dagger in her pooper like any good assassin would. 1000 gold for an expert theif is chunk change.

[@JosieJOK]

Or get even more creative and slip a powerful slow-acting poison into his pocket along with the frenzy poison. “Oh, what a tragedy! A murder-suicide!”

[@RicoTheExMongolianSlave]

I turned into a vampire lord then used the grab spell and flung her into the atmosphere

[@krissybailey6446]

Anonymous person its vittria space program

[@Ms_Vylet]

gg

[@lil_chef_6941]

Anonymous person all i did was turned invisible and used a bow

[@RicoTheExMongolianSlave]

that works too i guess

[@theamazingsnake5386]

I spend 5 minutes every time on that quest just looking for the stone to push onto her but all of your choices are great

[@Sepulgurath]

The one who tells you about the bow is actually not Babette, but Gabriella

[@Graenolf]

Ah, thank you Guus

[@Sepulgurath]

No problem, I just wanted to give an underrated character some credit

[@OneQuackyBoi]

Guus Thijssen what kind of effects/enchantments does the bow have? I've never had it.

[@Sepulgurath]

Kousei Arima I believe it has a frost damage enchantment. It's not that special, just a collector's item that's often missed.

[@memoryunlimit6591]

Kousei Arima i heard that the bow shoots faster than an average bow but i am not sure

[@BSHoce]

You sound like a deadpool of Tamriel, and I got confirmation in 04:13 where you are running arrow piercing your head.

[@cymburleymiller9126]

He is dead pool, dude.

[@savannacolson2748]

"You stupid crocodiles" lmao, I don't know why but this made me laugh so much😂😂😂

[@thesaxman2406]

I actually laughed really hard at “oh don’t worry, this ones gonna fail in 20 minutes”

[@calumbalmain]

The only royal wedding I care about 👌

[@Graenolf]

Hahah xD

[@DraiksDracula]

"i'm red when my eyes are mad" XD that was so funny especially when you are so focused on his face and the fact that his eyes are red, then all of a sudden "I'm Red When My Eyes Are Mad" XD i cant stop laughing, nice video, made my day.

[@Graenolf]

: )

[@ainzooalgownoverlord8913]

Mine turn and glow crimson red my sadistic side aculy glow and turn crimson I'm fine f ok ok hi I'm the sadistic side of ainz mice to met you hope you have fun I really want to gut you I'm very very sorry he took over my crazy sides name is reaper so sorry I don't want to kill you he does I don't so sorry. Please forgive me I sometimes lose control.

[@builduhthegoat9720]

Ainz oal gown Over lord shut the fuck upp

[@ntpgmr]

@@ainzooalgownoverlord8913 Dude. Grammar.

[@eldritchcupcakes3195]

@@builduhthegoat9720 rude

[@James--Parker]

If you destroy the dark brotherhood the wedding never happens, but you keep hearing about it happening soon for the rest of the game. There isn't even a mod that fixes it -_-

[@SwordNSkullGaming]

James Parker karma for killing the dark brotherhood. Hope Sithis rips your soul out and makes you serve him all eternity.

[@SubscribersWithoutaVideo-xz7ff]

Vodka Gods wooooooag

[@Unahim]

Well, how much in-game time do you really play? A few weeks? "Soon" can be half a year, that's pretty soon for a wedding.

[@James--Parker]

My current play through has gone on for three in game years.

[@Janoha17]

Babette and Cicero survive if you destroy the Dark Brotherhood.

[@saltganker]

You forgot to use telekinesis and throwing a sweet roll at her(It does damage)

[@cruisingwithoutsail6585]

5:01" ah my wife is dead it probably the wind. is it lunch yet?" The husband is savage.

[@TheLadyLiddell]

Wait... all this time I thought her name was "Victoria"

[@hellohaveagoodday9109]

no mine is

[@einfachilya6903]

me 2

[@axrookie8989]

Me two

[@keobooks]

Same

[@Chayeepi]

What is her name again?

[@Proxymoron180]

I LEGIT JUST DID THIS QUEST ABOUT 5 MINUTES AGO. DAMN IT.

[@caniddteeth]

Proxy Moron that's gotta be frustrating poor soul

[@Proxymoron180]

D.A Silver Yeah but I beat the Dark Brotherhood quest anyway and I can't be fucked going all the way back.

[@bigboss2712]

The funny thing is that two days ago I finished doing this quest too.

[@feco91]

6:18 and 6:41 Vulwulf Snow-Shod is attacking his own son... I love Skyrim.

[@dane1382]

I love these videos, especially when you talk in-character like an adviser. It's immersive for the videos and a more new and interesting take than just the normal commentary.

[@kellymcguire1114]

I'm late to the party and just started playing Skyrim ( I took a LONG break after my EQ and WOW addictions). This is by far the BEST walkthrough video I have watched so far, well done!

[@cantpickauser]

Ah Veezara. Quality companion.

[@blastfromdass4310]

R.I.P my favourite argonian

[@hunterst6321]

There's a mod that lets you save him and the other members (except Astrid)

[@jessiethenerd3539]

Nice job, man! I'm NOT about to do my homework, take a shower, or go to bed this time. You're improving! Also, haven't finished the video yet, but I really like this style. Hope to see more like it in the future.

[@Graenolf]

Jessie

[@fashionovawigs]

You still have homework

[@jessiethenerd3539]

Hector Solis Yeah, but like, I dont have to worry about that until sunday night, so its fine.

[@feralhiker6816]

Jessie the book nerd did you finish it

[@jessiethenerd3539]

South African Defense Force Yes

[@bakersmileyface]

'The rains of castemere' played during Vittoria's wedding unfortunately.

[@michaelnieporte7679]

"You may now kill the bride. No wait, I meant kiss! Asgeir, no!"

[@Fire_Bear42]

“Dragonborn are u hiding?!” 😂

[@es-ed5ug]

I've always found it a bit odd that Khajiits and Argonians turn into werewolves instead of weretigers/lions and giant lizards. This is something they need to address because I want to stop around as a giant lizard in ES6.

[@blondehuntress4175]

I was having a really bad day. Thank you for brightening it, Graenolf

[@declanhild3680]

BRUTALITY

[@Lord_Viscerate]

I find the phrasing you use in your videos very original

[@piperman6703]

"im red when my eyes are mad" good job dude

[@doubledouble4g379]

So many ways to kill, her, and yet so few, for you can choose but one. So of course, I turned her into my Undead Thrall, just so I could watch her die over-and-over-and-over-and-over again ;)

[@kayleecaca]

8:48 you made me choke on my water

[@LaurelMelina]

Kaylee Keen that one made me scream-laugh, I was not expecting it at all

[@taa347]

I adore everything about your videos. Your voice acting, your writing, your comedy. All of it is wonderful.

[@dustinemerzian5989]

"Girl, before today's over YOU are getting my digits."

[@creeeamy7133]

Me: Walks up to the bride, picks her up and slams her onto her head Dude with flute: Tooting happily the whole time

[@theburningman5047]

I'm red when my eyes are mad!

[@spartanq7781]

The one good dark brotherhood quest. So many ways to kill Victoria so little time to try them all. It's a matter of picking your poison. Hmm that's an idea right there. If only the rest of the faction was half as good.

[@corrinefischer7317]

"I can do that too FUUS FUUS FUUS FUUS FUUS FUUS FUUS" I started laughing so hard I cried 😂😂😂

[@Art3mis28]

I found your channel while looking for ideas for skyrim play through ideas and gotta say, I’m a addicted. Your videos are so funny and they make me laugh, I didn’t have the best day and watching your videos definitely cheered me up!

[@Graenolf]

Super nice to read this. Thank you friend : ) Happy New Year

[@Art3mis28]

@@Graenolf happy new year!

[@Tonithemeloni04]

Jesus Christ, that ending was so dark “Everyone lies still... BECAUSE THEYRE DEAD!”

[@AtlasLytle]

*inhales deeply* Hmm...All I smell is a possible Oyfum montage in the future.

[@lacrosseman02]

I just like that last "today was fuuun!" at the end.

[@kanbinadaydream6486]

Wow definitely what I wanted in my recommended list

[@nathanielthomson3455]

You forgot the best way to kill her. Maximum collateral damage, STORM CALL.

[@bravetitangrizzly]

About 15 videos in since I found your channel a while ago, I got shit to do tomorrow, it's after midnight, but I can't stop. Your content is too good

[@jasminea.6376]

Khajiit as a werewolf. I never would have believed it is I hadn't seen it with my own eyes.

[@scruffylookingNerfherder5742]

The trick with the gargoyle was the only one that I knew about for this particular mission but now I am so going to try some of these alternatives just for giggles

[@TheNN]

"Yeah I killed Kayd" Liar, everyone knows you can't kill children in Skyrim, except with mods. That said, my favorite way I killed her was I once had the full Storm Call shout and the Illusion perk which made magic and shouts quiet. So I used the full Storm Call and then cast Invisibility on myself. It was bemusing watching the whole city erupt into chaos.

[@The_Ethereum]

TheNN that’s brilliant. Mind if I use your idea?

[@TheNN]

Certainly. It was an incredible sight to behold.

[@The_Ethereum]

TheNN thank you kind one

[@neah8052]

"I'm red when my eyes are mad." Clap Clap

[@Zman44444]

He was like... oyfum... You know, I’m new to this channel, by a month or so. And oyfum has... unbeknownst to me, been secretly added to my lexicon. I’ll say it to the same degree of heavens, or Jesus fuck. Oyfum, heavens, and Jesus fuck are all quality sayings.

[@anjalib6310]

when u said digits I wasn’t ready

[@Giga_Chad_2281]

Wtf you killed all of solitude

[@melaniite3640]

Love your humor and LOVE the editing!

[@silversteam4202]

I used telekinesis arrows placed them where she would go and ran let loose 40 feet away

[@azerionkilleris4232]

When I'm on my way to Ivarstead (After killing Dragon in Whiterun), I met 2 people with 1 guard and when I talked to them, the man said They want to attend Vittoria's Wedding.....Like wuuuutt?.....Its just like Wuuut?...15-30 Minutes of gameplay?.....The Greybeards didn't even met me yet....

[@antthegord9411]

How long did this take you to write? the wit is endless, love it.

[@foxythepiratefox2478]

"Im red when my eyes are mad!" Brain.exe has stopped working

[@supernova6177]

Ur skyrim vids are literally the best

[@ruthjasper4408]

Quite possibly the BEST video I've seen, ever. I laughed through this whole thing. You have talent my friend.

[@HaMashiachYeshuaisLord]

You are literally my favourite KZbinr..

[@lovinandroidapps]

I just subbed because i love your narrative XDD

[@adamthompson6669]

My maaaate loved this video and there were a few ways I didn’t know about or think of and thank you so much daedric lord of oooooooooof OYYYYYFFFFFFUUUUUUMMMMMMMM

[@ratlab5680]

what the fuck is this shit

[@mrmagpie6684]

what the fuck did i just read

[@wynterdocherty1882]

Stop

[@mls160]

I'm neither drunk or stoned enough to figure out what this is

[@hoodie6663]

N. O. R

[@FakePale]

3:40 SHIIIZAAAAAA

[@feenickstv4209]

r/unexpectedjojo

[@ProbablyWontReply]

Vivienne: i want to be a bride someday *while looking in the dragonborn's eyes Me: 1 my character is gay 2 my character is married 3 i have 2 kids

[@andrewhart9310]

This dude's commentary was fantastic! I really enjoyed this video.