*a guard looks at you but they didn't notice* _SNEAK 100_
@jessicaclough89774 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@foxzu35434 жыл бұрын
Literally....
@flirtyyae80154 жыл бұрын
You can literally shoot them with an arrow, get them up in your face, and get away with it. This is how Skyrim it gets
@feathertail89964 жыл бұрын
**They stare at you as you slice them in the chest,** "Must've been the wind."
@ladyselin354 жыл бұрын
Looking and seeing are different things.
@darkmoonyt64365 жыл бұрын
Me: okay.. THIS TIME I'll play as a good heroic charecter.... A few minuites later: must steal at least one sweetroll... Later: A S S A S S I N A T E T H E E M P E R O R
@frosttroll34115 жыл бұрын
Darkmoon YT as a good character I always destroy the dark brotherhood and as a neutral or evil character I join them
@teaplease14175 жыл бұрын
Frost troll if you are a good character why do you even kill grelad 🤔
@frosttroll34115 жыл бұрын
MoreTplease because Grelod the kind isn’t exactly good to the children. She abuses them, hits them, chains them up on the wall and feeds them scraps. That old woman wasn’t far from dead anyways
@TDestro94 жыл бұрын
@@teaplease1417 cause she is a bitch
@cihanvural75414 жыл бұрын
@@teaplease1417 bec she is not kind
@pikloo46315 жыл бұрын
I don't go to jail. I just simply say, "Brah, I the Thane, leave me be."
@thatoneguywiththeextremely81825 жыл бұрын
Lilli Braun and then you can never use thane status again
@hazeltree77385 жыл бұрын
I just persuade them because speechcraft isn't useless.
@mist68885 жыл бұрын
haha i do that
@Ruhrich925 жыл бұрын
You can pull the thane card as much as you like as long as you wear your badge of office. Whichever weapon represents the hold youre in.
@deni69435 жыл бұрын
@@Ruhrich92 is that true? I seem to recall playing the thane card numerous times without ever having that randomly generated piece of junk in my inventory
@@shadowclann28 Okay, what the hell does that have to do with this comment?
@captainhat7606 жыл бұрын
Healing in Skyrim: A feast fit for a jarl! Healing in Fallout: Possibly infected medical supplies and irradiated decades old food.
@tahabashir37794 жыл бұрын
buddy, have you heard of these things called stimpaks?
@yourehereforthatarentyou4 жыл бұрын
@@tahabashir3779 you mean pussy shots? true to caesar
@tahabashir37794 жыл бұрын
@@yourehereforthatarentyou true to Caesar, friend
@neoarmstrongcyclonejetcano88417 жыл бұрын
Made an Argonian Named him Harry You're a lizard Harry. Went to the Standing stones and choose Mage. You're a wizard lizard Harry. Traveled to Windhelm. You're a wizard lizard in a blizzard Harry. Got drunk in New Gnisis Cornerclub Murdered a guard in cold blood. "You just littered Harry, you lizard wizard in this blizzard" It's because Im a liquored wizard lizzard in this blizzard"
@TranscendentLion7 жыл бұрын
Did you stab the guard in the gizzard?
@jackpurves4147 жыл бұрын
This is poetry
@jacksonb81147 жыл бұрын
"I'm a what?"
@thrice_cube7 жыл бұрын
o u t t a m y t h r e a d
@Garnondorf7 жыл бұрын
As long as you don't jizzerd...
@munchnEl7 жыл бұрын
I've played Skyrim for over 600 hours and I've never heard of the chill. Mainly because I'm a good boy
@Shadow-8767 жыл бұрын
sans papyrus and gaster *gets out bow* alright...aim..FIRE *shoots a arrow into your knee* HAVE FUN BEING A GUARD!
@christinesutcliffe70807 жыл бұрын
munchnEl duuuuuuuude u HAVE to try escaping from there one day its amazing ;)
@lukeasarc6 жыл бұрын
Same as I never steal in winter gold near guards...
@christinesutcliffe70806 жыл бұрын
munchnEl im the literal opposite of you and im put in jail at least every hour and got thw achievement for having a bounty of 1000 gold in every hold very easily... I am definitely a bad girl in skyrim... :(
@fettychow76486 жыл бұрын
If you don't have a bounty of 40k or more in a place then yOu are a puss, I have killed every guard on solitude and every character that is not essential
@hylianexpected11717 жыл бұрын
Obviously the best way to escape a prison is to hide in a barrel and harness its power.
@Graenolf7 жыл бұрын
...... You bright lad.
@mystic-malevolence7 жыл бұрын
Like a dwarf.
@Zir0_1357 жыл бұрын
HylianExpected hahah
@cesarjflores57837 жыл бұрын
HylianExpected f
@thecrazedpotatoman7 жыл бұрын
And what to say in your defense.
@cara-dw8xx5 жыл бұрын
J’zargo, being the best most powerful mage, has escaped from the most guarded prisons.
@birdsrneat6 жыл бұрын
"I'm a man of my word...... Despite my habit for crime ^ω^." *Khajiits in a nutshell*
@Reaperlevii2 жыл бұрын
@Le kitty Le caty Bruh
@katicasey46107 жыл бұрын
How To Commit Crimes Against Skyrim and her People: A Novel
@nathanhalls30517 жыл бұрын
Hi I love your videos and my brother
@spaceonisorceress44066 жыл бұрын
Sorin Silverheart - ... A Novel
@DoubleBoost236 жыл бұрын
Kati Casey WHAT SAY YOU IN YOUR DEFENSE?
@krutoye.slovo.na.russkom6 жыл бұрын
Louise Balaam lol
@darkillusionx6 жыл бұрын
STOP YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE LAW
@alexfletcher13017 жыл бұрын
Weird how this guy kinda roleplays the scenarios but I dig it tbh
@BrianJames0964quack7 жыл бұрын
He likes his Skyrim...
@bakersmileyface6 жыл бұрын
What creeps me out is his voice. Something about it makes me want to watch the video, but it also weirds me out. Especially after listening to it for a while.
@lieutenantjacobin6 жыл бұрын
bakersmileyface his voice is somehow good, I’m a boy like him but my lil kid body gives me a... “squeaky” voice Graenolf’s voice must attract women
@gloomycandy1016 жыл бұрын
I mean, it’s not *that* weird, this *is* Skyrim we’re talking about here. Don’t you come up with a specific character whenever you play?
@oliverpiik54276 жыл бұрын
Im cringing so hard rn
@sweedd9435 жыл бұрын
Roses are red Gaming is fun You are carrying to much, You are unable to run
@Batman-hb9dh4 жыл бұрын
To be able to run*
@krampusklaws22384 жыл бұрын
@Mason Snowberries are red The Emperor's days are numbered You are carrying too much You are over encumbered
@_chew_4 жыл бұрын
Over encumbered? Not if it's in my hands I do not play fair I use console commands
@provingfiber83903 жыл бұрын
"let me eat this sword, shield, Daedric artifact, dwemer helmet, this gate to Oblivion, the mask of Clavacus Vile , and dragon scales"
@toddhowarddressedasatellyt7023 жыл бұрын
I swear, everytime someone says that, they mess it up, its supposed to be Roses are red Gaming is fun You are carrying too much To be able to run
@CommunistFBI5 жыл бұрын
Number 6: All prisons: Just use the "become ethereal" shout and walk out
@coldasifneveraskedthemoon74013 жыл бұрын
Wait that really works?😱
@Wavewave31613 жыл бұрын
Ill go try this in cindna mine
@pagananikey3 жыл бұрын
I really wanna make my mage into a rogue and put my maxed out illusion skills to break out of a prison
@jaydenmale96452 жыл бұрын
@@Wavewave3161 No one escapes Cidnha mine
@reecea15397 жыл бұрын
There’s actually another way out of the riften jail. If you use the broken shackle the wall doesn’t break but if you pick up a bucket or plate and place it in front of your face against the wall and sprint at it you will pass through into a cave where you end up outside riften
@Xxassass1n021xX5 жыл бұрын
But ur belongings :o
@GoodLuck-eh4sk5 жыл бұрын
And well your using a glitch sooooo
@banjopotato25675 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure that should break some quests
@rampantbuckler8185 жыл бұрын
SKYRIM EXPLOITS BE GREAT
@supercool13125 жыл бұрын
Reecl _ im pretty sure the shackle is supposed to work but its a bug that makes it not work, i escaped through it ages ago and if i remember rightly is leads to a sewer
@ryokuhasu96997 жыл бұрын
This is why I'm an illusion mage, they can't take away your magic soooo MUFFLE-INVISIBILITY! I never get caught ;)
@christinesutcliffe70806 жыл бұрын
Ryoku Hasu im a mage-thief-warrior-criminal :) i am well rounded...
@shabr1ri6 жыл бұрын
Porkywalnut 41 yeah so is everyone who started the game saying they were going to major in one type of fighting lmaoo
@iamextremelyunlucky88056 жыл бұрын
kharjo is a cojuration mage
@vulpine34316 жыл бұрын
Jzargo thinks he's better than you
@SherlockHo1mes6 жыл бұрын
Riften Guard that’s what I did, I started off with magic because I could conjure things stronger than myself and then slowly grew more towards the warrior path.
@PhotonKingShark777 жыл бұрын
Every time I get locked up I get busted out by barrels. I'm one of them now.
@Graenolf7 жыл бұрын
Not to get too personal, but may I watch your transformation...?
@alexbarillas86967 жыл бұрын
Graenolf oyfum!
@astrobear3457 жыл бұрын
Sora Shiun'in ALL HAIL THE BARRELS! *oyfum*
@melonbread97047 жыл бұрын
Sora Shiun'in I
@malumkishin86087 жыл бұрын
Wow I do something like that but I turn into a hot naked chick and then they just let me go #AllHailThePower
@AnomalousZoologist7 жыл бұрын
My most legendary escape happened when I had no fucking clue what was going on. It was the forsworn quest in Markarth, I go down to the shrine of talos and i'm surrounded. I freaked out. Killed all three guards and ran across the upper part of the city to the gate. Got out stole the nearest horse and rose as fast as I could to Rorikstead. I had no idea I was supposed to goto jail XD
@tissue8696 жыл бұрын
Same LOL
@whatmesage6 жыл бұрын
Yup!
@3251336 жыл бұрын
I turned werewolf and made a visit to the barracks fast food place. 5 stars
@undeadwolf58446 жыл бұрын
Really? 5 Stars? Well Then I'll go to the barracks to have some food next time when I get caught :D
@Christian-eo1zb6 жыл бұрын
Yer I killed like every single guard. Like I killed all of them
@henryvo30107 жыл бұрын
Dude this was my first time watching your video and your commentary is gold.
@Graenolf7 жыл бұрын
Heh, thanks for making it fun with me : )
@christinesutcliffe70806 жыл бұрын
henry vo good point
@gabrielrivera75184 жыл бұрын
Hi
@thecookiemaster414 жыл бұрын
@@Graenolf love you, and your videos
@kristenreid65343 жыл бұрын
I feel like a new member of the theives guild and he is telling me all of his jail breaks.
@gabriela.81412 жыл бұрын
for real 😊
@lam-ben-yam40157 жыл бұрын
Did the Markarth guard not think it was a bad idea to leave the prisoners with so many digging tools unguarded. They'd be able to tunnel out relatively quickly considering they have all day to do it.
@thepunocalypse7 жыл бұрын
Perhaps, but mines require support from wood beams to prevent them from collapsing. The prisoners don't have access to such things.
@Devil-tm4nu7 жыл бұрын
Cancer p k
@Devil-tm4nu7 жыл бұрын
Cancer jjhgbkud
@joshuacem28277 жыл бұрын
It's solid rock m8. It would take months. And if they don't get any silver ingots they'll not receive food and die
@CaptainWheaty7 жыл бұрын
they can just dig out the door that leads to the secret path
@JacOfArts5 жыл бұрын
The riften jail actually has a pathway behind the shackle. I jumped through it via a nearby bowl and the whirlwind sprint. That part leads you out by the riften sewers.
@daveminicucci72925 жыл бұрын
I don't know what I would rather have to protect me. Skyrim guards and their vision or Storm Troopers and their accuracy
@discordadmin97965 жыл бұрын
at least ST's can see
@Alexmustdie-zy6kz5 жыл бұрын
Well skyrim guards can mess up some players
@discordadmin97965 жыл бұрын
@@Alexmustdie-zy6kz Not really. Unless your a really low level and they swarm you they're pretty weak
@gypsyassassin20045 жыл бұрын
You mean Storm ATRONACHS!!!!!! Those things are VICIOUS!
@dawsonsauce96704 жыл бұрын
Does that mean you have a mini one?
@harperyouloser5 жыл бұрын
Every day I imagine me escaping prison in Skyrim, I’m still stuck in Riften jail, but there’s a barrel in here! Maybe, I’ll get inside and wait for the guards, then BAM I’ll run away... but this barrel is new, just got added, I’ll have to use my honeyed words on it to allow me to enter it without it snapping my neck like a rope
@summer.bubble.tea.5 жыл бұрын
I thought the Riften escape route only worked if you were the Guildmaster of the Thieves Guild. It worked just fine for me after I became Guildmaster
@badasstristan57737 жыл бұрын
When I got arrested in solitude I became a werewolf and killed everyone and that's how I became a badass
@christinesutcliffe70806 жыл бұрын
BadAsstristan57 Badasstristan57 i was a werewolf, then i met harkon...
@jordansblabbering63036 жыл бұрын
Me too
@zura22636 жыл бұрын
Thats how you become a monster...
@hans27036 жыл бұрын
then i took an arrow in the knee
@a.l.e.x43266 жыл бұрын
@@zura2263 yes
@siontopps43757 жыл бұрын
Good old Graenolf, still keeping games alive, giving us a new perspective on it. Thanks man
@siontopps43757 жыл бұрын
I see you Graenolf, +1ing this comment. Thanks so much
@travissjogren90197 жыл бұрын
The Broken Shackle thing in Riften is, I believe, a glitch, and, as with everything in Skyrim, there's a mod that fixes it.
@derekmensch36017 жыл бұрын
Mata Hari i think it was supposed to be a piece to help escape. But they didnt finish it.
@Rexwar317 жыл бұрын
It was supposed to be pulled to help you go through a path in the wall
@ArgentDeer7 жыл бұрын
THERES A MOD FOR THAT! :DD
@travissjogren90197 жыл бұрын
HolyMolyOllyPolly IIRC, Bethesda did an update and broke it, and then never bothered fixing it, cuz Bethesda.
@darthreaper63117 жыл бұрын
Mata Hari I bet the unofficial skyrim patch will fix it though the mod causes an orange texture glitch which is very ironic. The mod to fix it is orange texture replacer i believe. Its real pain to find through searching for it on xbox.
@user-we9mu5pz4e5 жыл бұрын
Actually, the escape tunnel for Riften's jail is glitched. So if you activate the broken shackle and use the 'tcl' cheat to go through the wall, you can still escape.
@jaxtru4915 жыл бұрын
I like how he talks to the viewer like they’re partners in crime XD
@azraelzero3 жыл бұрын
*our* jailbreak
@renaxakai37 жыл бұрын
I do enjoy the jail in Raven Rock. It is a beautiful exit.
@Graenolf7 жыл бұрын
Yea! I like how small the actual jail is, lol.
@renaxakai37 жыл бұрын
You've got to wonder how those Netch got down there though.
@mistertaz947 жыл бұрын
*whistles innocently as he plants more baby netches underneath the Bulwark* This'll teach them to disregard the power of my netches! *evil laughter*
@azranightwielder44497 жыл бұрын
Raven Rock jail has more food than my house
@hahayeahman10767 жыл бұрын
Although to be fair Even though they're rare You might want to beware of the ware bears there Oyfum
@michaelross29727 жыл бұрын
It's Solsthiem, not salty time
@katiecummins23297 жыл бұрын
It's not that, it's just, it's a nordic island isn't it?
@abd-qadirgilani88717 жыл бұрын
+Katie "Yeah, its actually one of-" "That means I shouldn't give a shit-crap about it" (or however he says it, you talk fast fella) "YOU SONOFABITCH" *dumbass Lamecloak and Empire lover ass-fight again, as per the usual*
@y0ungspanish3187 жыл бұрын
Douie2145 in skyrim do the elements kill you or are you invincible to the cold?
@abd-qadirgilani88717 жыл бұрын
+Alexis Vanilla Skyrim? No. With the FrostFall mod? Oh yes. Definitely. Bigly.
@bizz89197 жыл бұрын
I really like this guy and how he explained the video, it's like he's Lester from gta describing ins and outs of a bank and ways to rob it
@LunarOverdrive5 жыл бұрын
HA! There is a much easier way to escape any jail, except cidnha mine. Crouch down make sure no guard sees you. Turn into a vampire lord or werewolf. If you're lucky the guards won't see you turn into a werewolf or vampire, but they will see your new form and will try to attack you with melee and open the cell. Kill all the guards and you're home free. You can even change back into a human.
@provingfiber83903 жыл бұрын
That's honestly genius
@anth23443 ай бұрын
I keep rewatching these two videos again every now and then
@Graenolf3 ай бұрын
Love that. Thanks for the time here : )
@JulfyJD7 жыл бұрын
Kitchen stealing Chicken Stealing I dare you repeat that fast 10 times in a row without breaking your tongue
@cameronmorrow81047 жыл бұрын
Julfy JD Project iu dude iet ime frine Translation I did it I’m fine
@christinesutcliffe70807 жыл бұрын
Nope nope nopedy nope nope
@scottm82926 жыл бұрын
lost after about 5 on each
@DoubleBoost236 жыл бұрын
Julfy JD Project I did so
@i4nilit7956 жыл бұрын
Need help tongue stuck in throat
@zocal77657 жыл бұрын
Tonight there’s going to be a jailbreak Somewhere in this town
@RyusukePrudence6 жыл бұрын
Someone with good tastes
@missalcoholic45727 жыл бұрын
Hang on hang on! Let me take down these notes. I will do it 'Prison Break' style, and tattoo these escape plans all over my body! Then no jail can keep me! ;P
@aita_sageblood7 жыл бұрын
Miss Alcoholic Then the tattooist gets spooked when drawing "prison break plans" and calls the police.... Now.... how will your new plans help you in real life hmmm? Oyfum!
@missalcoholic45727 жыл бұрын
Shadewalker 13 Good point! But there are always ways to 'silent' a person mwahaha! If I get caught killing them, what's the worse that could happen..I go to prison! Then my plans will continue to work as normal :D OYFUM!
@aita_sageblood7 жыл бұрын
Miss Alcoholic That's....that's actually a pretty good point. :| Ahah! But, what if the police/guards are reading this message at this moment and put you under constant watch? Not even Nocturnal's blessings could help you then! Mwhahaha! OYFUM! :P
@missalcoholic45727 жыл бұрын
Shadewalker 13 then I shall serve Nocturnal in the next life... Oyfum! XD
@rukittenmerightnow7 жыл бұрын
Miss Alcoholic I wonder if the first comment is a reference from the TV show prison break xDD
@keaganowen59406 жыл бұрын
I like playing your videos at max volume when lots of people are around me having conversations like normal people.
@zavierrobinson6526 жыл бұрын
I hope this is not weird but you voice is really relaxing and soothing And thank you for the tips I had no idea what to do to get out
@Gelder277 жыл бұрын
What are you here for: *Evil Graenolf* = Raping barrels *Graenolf* = YOUR OFF TO HELGEN YOU SON OF A *****
@kasperikalervo917 жыл бұрын
Riley is a G underrated comment
@Dillhole1157 жыл бұрын
Before they haul you off to jail put all your stuff in a barrel so you don't have to lock pick any chest while breaking out.
@muskdeer72177 жыл бұрын
But your armour might be to big, after all it had to fit on your thicc ass
@christinesutcliffe70807 жыл бұрын
Oooooooone issue. Some npc loot stuff from barrels n stuff so u could lose everything :(
@chrisward31616 жыл бұрын
Porkywalnut 41 if they take it stab them while they sleep
@clovishawk30746 жыл бұрын
Porkywalnut 41 NPC walks to barrel and opens “Jesus Christ”
@Aprroxi6 жыл бұрын
Most barrels aren’t safe storage so they despawn
@pellekoek7 жыл бұрын
In Raven Rock there's a whole dungeon which you can use to escape the prison there.
@ewkaintence30646 жыл бұрын
pelle koek just like on Oblivion
@iamextremelyunlucky88056 жыл бұрын
Von DeAnda Stop right there you have committed crimes against skyrim
@ewkaintence30646 жыл бұрын
Kharjo The Khajit Warrior And her people whats say in your defense
@biraptor62056 жыл бұрын
No one breaks the law on MY watch
@ZyphLegend6 жыл бұрын
4:13 Guard: *Looks directly at escapee and doesn't see him"
@jeremylopez96236 жыл бұрын
I love how you actually talk and play your role as you are breaking out of Prisons it makes things more interesting
@jyotiradityaguleria9077 жыл бұрын
inmate : what are you in jail for ? me: lollygagging
@bootyslayer21276 жыл бұрын
Guard: You have committed crimes against skyrim and her people, what do you have to say? Me: Flees and hides behind barrel. 30 seconds later Guard: I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee.
@burritoplant75697 жыл бұрын
It's 1am and I can't sleep then you uploaded this, totally worth it 😊
@spencerdandy75367 жыл бұрын
Luna Indigo it's 1:11 now..
@HoMan3007 жыл бұрын
Luna Indigo 01:12 now.."
@burritoplant75697 жыл бұрын
Andy Ho my clock must be slow my apologies 😅
@lifeisnotdaijobu68077 жыл бұрын
Luna Indigo i'm french so it's 2pm and i can't sleep too !
@spencerdandy75367 жыл бұрын
Luna Indigo 1:16 now..
@danielnewzealand27 жыл бұрын
you wont need to escape from a jail if you commit all your crimes from the safety of a barrel!
@randommanofculture26736 жыл бұрын
a potato nailed it
@jonathanwilliams12716 жыл бұрын
"We can question our own morality and values, uh, once we're far away from here..."
@jakkrieser9916 жыл бұрын
This was the first video I ever saw of Graenolf. I still love it today
@tyrael89527 жыл бұрын
This video is amazing
@Graenolf7 жыл бұрын
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@SingerSaraneth7 жыл бұрын
Hot damn, your voice is so fit for this stuff
@Deathblade..6 жыл бұрын
Riiight
@YourCrazyDolphin7 жыл бұрын
This is straight up the best presentation I've ever seen. Like and sub instantaneously, purely off of this.
@iwanttodie73585 жыл бұрын
The narrative you give your videos are amazing! As a writer, I find it impressive how well you can write a script!
@SerathDarklands6 жыл бұрын
Love your videos, especially the pseduo-in-world way that you present them. Keep up the good work, you've earned a faithful subscriber.
@someonlinedouche69927 жыл бұрын
Come on Graenolf! Do we always have to commit a crime as soon as we bre-(cough)- I mean released from jail. Want to go stea- BUY some sweet rolls?
@Graenolf7 жыл бұрын
......... fine. we can buy the sweet rolls. I got this guy in the black market who stuffs them with lord-knows-not-the-f*ck what.
@theredhatguy97637 жыл бұрын
Graenolf LETS GET HIGH!!!
@gillianjones25007 жыл бұрын
I got chased down by all of Skyrim for killing 1 chicken and got away with a stolen horse
@joyster37777 жыл бұрын
Gillian Jones same
@agabe31047 жыл бұрын
Zach Hibbard let me guess some one stole your sweet roll
@LanceTheBlueKnight7 жыл бұрын
This was a really, REALLY cool video. I've never seen someone do a tutorial in role-play before. Well done.
@cintra48674 жыл бұрын
Graenolf: makes a full guide Me: shout wait the guard to open the door and... RuN
@jdsweets3 жыл бұрын
This was my first video I watched while Skyrim was downloading in 2019 when I couldn’t get past some skeletons in bleak falls barrow so I reloaded and did crimes and jail broke a lot until going back and figuring out I can actually heal 😂
@gamer-san89232 жыл бұрын
Alright, let me guess... Someone stole your sweet roll.
@MaliciousCat7 жыл бұрын
This One agrees: Being a Khajiit... makes jailbreaking look like a walk in a park on a beautiful breezey summers eve. Complete with Khajiit maidens in thong bikinis.
@rahulsar20305 жыл бұрын
Skyrim jails: no one escapes from here. Khajiit : hold my skooma.
@syron96534 жыл бұрын
I would recommend getting the shadow cloak of nocturnal power you can get after the thieves guild questline. The power gives you the ability to be invisible when crouching for 2 minutes. This’ll make you able to get past the guards in the palace of the kings in windhelm easily.
@JacksonPM235 жыл бұрын
Good commentary. Solid roleplaying without making it cringey at the same time.
@lukecostello23004 жыл бұрын
I like his narration style
@jaysonwillard12006 жыл бұрын
"Stick to the shadows" a moment later he is jumping through lights over sleeping guards.
@joespawldin78335 жыл бұрын
The riften escape route sometimes works but it's buggy lol
@ArgentDeer7 жыл бұрын
I've been thrown in jail for...all of those things, including leaving a trail of oyfums. Yep. Guards didn't take too kindly to that. (◕ ʜ ◕ ' )
@Graenolf7 жыл бұрын
... A trail of them!?? My word, the irresponsibility..
@DoubleBoost236 жыл бұрын
Graenolf *OYFUM!*
@ianhaniel13047 жыл бұрын
what is the clothing/armor you using?
@mika3095 жыл бұрын
Ian Haniel It’s moded, beats me tbh. Check the armor in the video if it has a special name.
@victoriaalpha49865 жыл бұрын
@@mika309 Crimson Ranger Armor on the Skyrim nexus.
@bshwalker11 ай бұрын
As an escape artist (which there is simply not enough of in this game) I enjoyed everything about your video. Well done!!!!
@randomdudeontheinternet3214 жыл бұрын
He forgot to mention the worst crime in all of skyrim..... lollygaggin
@TheInsaneTeddy5 жыл бұрын
"If the cold doesn't kill you, the bears will." It hurts hearing this once you've started playing Requiem with Frostfall enabled
@iimuffinsaur7 жыл бұрын
Oyfum? Oyfum.
@willgonyea7 жыл бұрын
iiMuffinsaur I was just going to say that!
@BK-xg3mw5 жыл бұрын
Stay outta trouble, Khajiit.
@smolfry33134 жыл бұрын
“Expert level lock. Not great chances” Me with the skeleton key: “I don’t have such weaknesses.”
@MrSmexyTheBeast6 жыл бұрын
Watching this while being high was undoubtedly one of the most fascinating experiences of my life, thank you.
@erickumbhani7 жыл бұрын
Hey Graenolf what mods do you have. You should start putting a mod list in your description
@spac3dog2077 жыл бұрын
Northbound I would say that
@DarthMauldinOfficial4 жыл бұрын
The only way I escape is with invisibility. Yes, I was that guy running down the street repeatedly casting muffle...
@leeleeepic68566 жыл бұрын
If u don't kill madnoch and u escape with him and the forsworn, he will give you the armour of the old goods, which looks pretty sweet
@torinmurphy41206 жыл бұрын
0:07 Don't you just hate it when someone steals your kitchen
@wolflahti4126 жыл бұрын
Great presentation - just the right degree of silliness mixed with faux drama
@Its-mal-pal7 жыл бұрын
I'm game as long as Brynjolf isn't there.
@sugarghast7 жыл бұрын
I'm up for pickpocketing in Riften. What time? Just don't tell Marcurio. He disapproves of stuff like this.
@jaydentt5 жыл бұрын
Whenever I escape, I just simply pickpocket the guard for the keys.
@SiggyTundra6 жыл бұрын
Fun little video. Love that you stay in character
@MrHyeqarl5 жыл бұрын
4:09 it's necessary to stick in the shadow *bruhh, they're looking at you, they know you're there but pretend not to*
@UnsungHero20017 жыл бұрын
The real secret to escaping is using the command tdetect
@christinesutcliffe70807 жыл бұрын
NoahBeWinning My way is do it right or not at all. If you know u cant escape you serve your time, get your skills up and try and if u get caught serve your time and do it again. Simple
@christinesutcliffe70806 жыл бұрын
Whats the point in doing it if ur just gonna use a command... Where's the fun in that...
@shabr1ri6 жыл бұрын
_itsajoke.jpg_
@bucket14426 жыл бұрын
Woosh
@jizzyg15596 жыл бұрын
@@christinesutcliffe7080 It's not command. It's super-special-spell
@Only1Val7 жыл бұрын
Can you list your mods? Please, because I have been looking for your mods for months now.
@toodopetooscope28015 жыл бұрын
Brett Geiger a year later...
@mu1zzz5 жыл бұрын
@Brett Geiger 😂😂😂
@danshiba14987 жыл бұрын
I swear you can use the serect passage in riftan cause i do it every time
@theoldkhajiit53047 жыл бұрын
dan c you can enter riften but not escape through the jail.
@kaywabindato1677 жыл бұрын
I've used the escape on rotten to get out of jail once, the wall collapses, but I've never managed to do it again. It won't work.
@beeebz11927 жыл бұрын
dan c its cuz of the unofficial patch
@danshiba14987 жыл бұрын
KoalaStudio.TV oh ok makes sense
@luketarry14187 жыл бұрын
dan c yeah m to
@darkherculeskabuterimon72036 жыл бұрын
I once escaped from Whiterun's prison about 30 times just to get unlimited loot (the murdered guards belonings) to sell. I've also been to three other prisons in Skyrim but never escaped. Almost made it out of Windhelm, but that was a bust.
@pgsyd67785 жыл бұрын
Your narration is honestly the best thing ever. I saw ur vendor video too TBHHH dude u should start acting lmaoo
@darkstarbucks9757 жыл бұрын
Still waiting for Barrels...
@coolij7 жыл бұрын
New to the channel, big fan of the content. What does oyfum mean?
@laurenjohnsen6 жыл бұрын
Oyfum means Yeah that’s what it means
@stevethegeckotv6 жыл бұрын
Oh you fucked up mate. No one asks that question.
@airelia40515 жыл бұрын
I don’t think anyone knows
@spencersanford94027 жыл бұрын
Busting out of the Markarth jail with madanach's group is very fun and offers (a) cool cutscene. Great work though, man. The commentary was awesome and immersive happy new year 2018
@thebluemoose81905 жыл бұрын
This video was dope. Good job bro 🙌🏼
@Graenolf5 жыл бұрын
Thanks brotha 🙌
@andrewpaino19346 жыл бұрын
What does Oyfum mean?
7 жыл бұрын
No Raven Rock? I was sure Raven Rock would be mentioned, I'm a bit disappointed. Well, you can say it's not on Skyrim territory, but it's the same game.
@otisandelle84386 жыл бұрын
lol best intro EVER!! lmao
@kylehearnsberger98833 жыл бұрын
One thing I’d love to do in terms of jailbreaking, I’d love to see if taking a whole set of guard equipment will keep me from getting arrested.
@Nana-kw2qo Жыл бұрын
At the Rift I always hid stuff in the dresser beforehand so I could fight my way out