Skyrim - Top 5 Jailbreaks

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Graenolf

Graenolf

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@buahball960
@buahball960 6 жыл бұрын
*a guard looks at you but they didn't notice* _SNEAK 100_
@jessicaclough8977
@jessicaclough8977 4 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@foxzu3543
@foxzu3543 4 жыл бұрын
Literally....
@flirtyyae8015
@flirtyyae8015 4 жыл бұрын
You can literally shoot them with an arrow, get them up in your face, and get away with it. This is how Skyrim it gets
@feathertail8996
@feathertail8996 4 жыл бұрын
**They stare at you as you slice them in the chest,** "Must've been the wind."
@ladyselin35
@ladyselin35 4 жыл бұрын
Looking and seeing are different things.
@darkmoonyt6436
@darkmoonyt6436 5 жыл бұрын
Me: okay.. THIS TIME I'll play as a good heroic charecter.... A few minuites later: must steal at least one sweetroll... Later: A S S A S S I N A T E T H E E M P E R O R
@frosttroll3411
@frosttroll3411 5 жыл бұрын
Darkmoon YT as a good character I always destroy the dark brotherhood and as a neutral or evil character I join them
@teaplease1417
@teaplease1417 5 жыл бұрын
Frost troll if you are a good character why do you even kill grelad 🤔
@frosttroll3411
@frosttroll3411 5 жыл бұрын
MoreTplease because Grelod the kind isn’t exactly good to the children. She abuses them, hits them, chains them up on the wall and feeds them scraps. That old woman wasn’t far from dead anyways
@TDestro9
@TDestro9 4 жыл бұрын
@@teaplease1417 cause she is a bitch
@cihanvural7541
@cihanvural7541 4 жыл бұрын
@@teaplease1417 bec she is not kind
@pikloo4631
@pikloo4631 5 жыл бұрын
I don't go to jail. I just simply say, "Brah, I the Thane, leave me be."
@thatoneguywiththeextremely8182
@thatoneguywiththeextremely8182 5 жыл бұрын
Lilli Braun and then you can never use thane status again
@hazeltree7738
@hazeltree7738 5 жыл бұрын
I just persuade them because speechcraft isn't useless.
@mist6888
@mist6888 5 жыл бұрын
haha i do that
@Ruhrich92
@Ruhrich92 5 жыл бұрын
You can pull the thane card as much as you like as long as you wear your badge of office. Whichever weapon represents the hold youre in.
@deni6943
@deni6943 5 жыл бұрын
@@Ruhrich92 is that true? I seem to recall playing the thane card numerous times without ever having that randomly generated piece of junk in my inventory
@cumbersomearmsman7079
@cumbersomearmsman7079 6 жыл бұрын
M'aiq escaped Chidna Mine once, got stabbed buy a dwemmer machine, horrible things.
@ironwatermelon407
@ironwatermelon407 5 жыл бұрын
Kajiht has wares, if you have coin
@subscribetopewdiepie4191
@subscribetopewdiepie4191 5 жыл бұрын
May your roads lead to warm sands.
@hazeltree7738
@hazeltree7738 5 жыл бұрын
Darn Chidna mine...
@shadowclann28
@shadowclann28 5 жыл бұрын
I don't believe alduin is akatosh
@victoriaalpha4986
@victoriaalpha4986 5 жыл бұрын
@@shadowclann28 Okay, what the hell does that have to do with this comment?
@captainhat760
@captainhat760 6 жыл бұрын
Healing in Skyrim: A feast fit for a jarl! Healing in Fallout: Possibly infected medical supplies and irradiated decades old food.
@tahabashir3779
@tahabashir3779 4 жыл бұрын
buddy, have you heard of these things called stimpaks?
@yourehereforthatarentyou
@yourehereforthatarentyou 4 жыл бұрын
@@tahabashir3779 you mean pussy shots? true to caesar
@tahabashir3779
@tahabashir3779 4 жыл бұрын
@@yourehereforthatarentyou true to Caesar, friend
@neoarmstrongcyclonejetcano8841
@neoarmstrongcyclonejetcano8841 7 жыл бұрын
Made an Argonian Named him Harry You're a lizard Harry. Went to the Standing stones and choose Mage. You're a wizard lizard Harry. Traveled to Windhelm. You're a wizard lizard in a blizzard Harry. Got drunk in New Gnisis Cornerclub Murdered a guard in cold blood. "You just littered Harry, you lizard wizard in this blizzard" It's because Im a liquored wizard lizzard in this blizzard"
@TranscendentLion
@TranscendentLion 7 жыл бұрын
Did you stab the guard in the gizzard?
@jackpurves414
@jackpurves414 7 жыл бұрын
This is poetry
@jacksonb8114
@jacksonb8114 7 жыл бұрын
"I'm a what?"
@thrice_cube
@thrice_cube 7 жыл бұрын
o u t t a m y t h r e a d
@Garnondorf
@Garnondorf 7 жыл бұрын
As long as you don't jizzerd...
@munchnEl
@munchnEl 7 жыл бұрын
I've played Skyrim for over 600 hours and I've never heard of the chill. Mainly because I'm a good boy
@Shadow-876
@Shadow-876 7 жыл бұрын
sans papyrus and gaster *gets out bow* alright...aim..FIRE *shoots a arrow into your knee* HAVE FUN BEING A GUARD!
@christinesutcliffe7080
@christinesutcliffe7080 7 жыл бұрын
munchnEl duuuuuuuude u HAVE to try escaping from there one day its amazing ;)
@lukeasarc
@lukeasarc 6 жыл бұрын
Same as I never steal in winter gold near guards...
@christinesutcliffe7080
@christinesutcliffe7080 6 жыл бұрын
munchnEl im the literal opposite of you and im put in jail at least every hour and got thw achievement for having a bounty of 1000 gold in every hold very easily... I am definitely a bad girl in skyrim... :(
@fettychow7648
@fettychow7648 6 жыл бұрын
If you don't have a bounty of 40k or more in a place then yOu are a puss, I have killed every guard on solitude and every character that is not essential
@hylianexpected1171
@hylianexpected1171 7 жыл бұрын
Obviously the best way to escape a prison is to hide in a barrel and harness its power.
@Graenolf
@Graenolf 7 жыл бұрын
...... You bright lad.
@mystic-malevolence
@mystic-malevolence 7 жыл бұрын
Like a dwarf.
@Zir0_135
@Zir0_135 7 жыл бұрын
HylianExpected hahah
@cesarjflores5783
@cesarjflores5783 7 жыл бұрын
HylianExpected f
@thecrazedpotatoman
@thecrazedpotatoman 7 жыл бұрын
And what to say in your defense.
@cara-dw8xx
@cara-dw8xx 5 жыл бұрын
J’zargo, being the best most powerful mage, has escaped from the most guarded prisons.
@birdsrneat
@birdsrneat 6 жыл бұрын
"I'm a man of my word...... Despite my habit for crime ^ω^." *Khajiits in a nutshell*
@Reaperlevii
@Reaperlevii 2 жыл бұрын
@Le kitty Le caty Bruh
@katicasey4610
@katicasey4610 7 жыл бұрын
How To Commit Crimes Against Skyrim and her People: A Novel
@nathanhalls3051
@nathanhalls3051 7 жыл бұрын
Hi I love your videos and my brother
@spaceonisorceress4406
@spaceonisorceress4406 6 жыл бұрын
Sorin Silverheart - ... A Novel
@DoubleBoost23
@DoubleBoost23 6 жыл бұрын
Kati Casey WHAT SAY YOU IN YOUR DEFENSE?
@krutoye.slovo.na.russkom
@krutoye.slovo.na.russkom 6 жыл бұрын
Louise Balaam lol
@darkillusionx
@darkillusionx 6 жыл бұрын
STOP YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE LAW
@alexfletcher1301
@alexfletcher1301 7 жыл бұрын
Weird how this guy kinda roleplays the scenarios but I dig it tbh
@BrianJames0964quack
@BrianJames0964quack 7 жыл бұрын
He likes his Skyrim...
@bakersmileyface
@bakersmileyface 6 жыл бұрын
What creeps me out is his voice. Something about it makes me want to watch the video, but it also weirds me out. Especially after listening to it for a while.
@lieutenantjacobin
@lieutenantjacobin 6 жыл бұрын
bakersmileyface his voice is somehow good, I’m a boy like him but my lil kid body gives me a... “squeaky” voice Graenolf’s voice must attract women
@gloomycandy101
@gloomycandy101 6 жыл бұрын
I mean, it’s not *that* weird, this *is* Skyrim we’re talking about here. Don’t you come up with a specific character whenever you play?
@oliverpiik5427
@oliverpiik5427 6 жыл бұрын
Im cringing so hard rn
@sweedd943
@sweedd943 5 жыл бұрын
Roses are red Gaming is fun You are carrying to much, You are unable to run
@Batman-hb9dh
@Batman-hb9dh 4 жыл бұрын
To be able to run*
@krampusklaws2238
@krampusklaws2238 4 жыл бұрын
@Mason Snowberries are red The Emperor's days are numbered You are carrying too much You are over encumbered
@_chew_
@_chew_ 4 жыл бұрын
Over encumbered? Not if it's in my hands I do not play fair I use console commands
@provingfiber8390
@provingfiber8390 3 жыл бұрын
"let me eat this sword, shield, Daedric artifact, dwemer helmet, this gate to Oblivion, the mask of Clavacus Vile , and dragon scales"
@toddhowarddressedasatellyt702
@toddhowarddressedasatellyt702 3 жыл бұрын
I swear, everytime someone says that, they mess it up, its supposed to be Roses are red Gaming is fun You are carrying too much To be able to run
@CommunistFBI
@CommunistFBI 5 жыл бұрын
Number 6: All prisons: Just use the "become ethereal" shout and walk out
@coldasifneveraskedthemoon7401
@coldasifneveraskedthemoon7401 3 жыл бұрын
Wait that really works?😱
@Wavewave3161
@Wavewave3161 3 жыл бұрын
Ill go try this in cindna mine
@pagananikey
@pagananikey 3 жыл бұрын
I really wanna make my mage into a rogue and put my maxed out illusion skills to break out of a prison
@jaydenmale9645
@jaydenmale9645 2 жыл бұрын
@@Wavewave3161 No one escapes Cidnha mine
@reecea1539
@reecea1539 7 жыл бұрын
There’s actually another way out of the riften jail. If you use the broken shackle the wall doesn’t break but if you pick up a bucket or plate and place it in front of your face against the wall and sprint at it you will pass through into a cave where you end up outside riften
@Xxassass1n021xX
@Xxassass1n021xX 5 жыл бұрын
But ur belongings :o
@GoodLuck-eh4sk
@GoodLuck-eh4sk 5 жыл бұрын
And well your using a glitch sooooo
@banjopotato2567
@banjopotato2567 5 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure that should break some quests
@rampantbuckler818
@rampantbuckler818 5 жыл бұрын
SKYRIM EXPLOITS BE GREAT
@supercool1312
@supercool1312 5 жыл бұрын
Reecl _ im pretty sure the shackle is supposed to work but its a bug that makes it not work, i escaped through it ages ago and if i remember rightly is leads to a sewer
@ryokuhasu9699
@ryokuhasu9699 7 жыл бұрын
This is why I'm an illusion mage, they can't take away your magic soooo MUFFLE-INVISIBILITY! I never get caught ;)
@christinesutcliffe7080
@christinesutcliffe7080 6 жыл бұрын
Ryoku Hasu im a mage-thief-warrior-criminal :) i am well rounded...
@shabr1ri
@shabr1ri 6 жыл бұрын
Porkywalnut 41 yeah so is everyone who started the game saying they were going to major in one type of fighting lmaoo
@iamextremelyunlucky8805
@iamextremelyunlucky8805 6 жыл бұрын
kharjo is a cojuration mage
@vulpine3431
@vulpine3431 6 жыл бұрын
Jzargo thinks he's better than you
@SherlockHo1mes
@SherlockHo1mes 6 жыл бұрын
Riften Guard that’s what I did, I started off with magic because I could conjure things stronger than myself and then slowly grew more towards the warrior path.
@PhotonKingShark77
@PhotonKingShark77 7 жыл бұрын
Every time I get locked up I get busted out by barrels. I'm one of them now.
@Graenolf
@Graenolf 7 жыл бұрын
Not to get too personal, but may I watch your transformation...?
@alexbarillas8696
@alexbarillas8696 7 жыл бұрын
Graenolf oyfum!
@astrobear345
@astrobear345 7 жыл бұрын
Sora Shiun'in ALL HAIL THE BARRELS! *oyfum*
@melonbread9704
@melonbread9704 7 жыл бұрын
Sora Shiun'in I
@malumkishin8608
@malumkishin8608 7 жыл бұрын
Wow I do something like that but I turn into a hot naked chick and then they just let me go #AllHailThePower
@AnomalousZoologist
@AnomalousZoologist 7 жыл бұрын
My most legendary escape happened when I had no fucking clue what was going on. It was the forsworn quest in Markarth, I go down to the shrine of talos and i'm surrounded. I freaked out. Killed all three guards and ran across the upper part of the city to the gate. Got out stole the nearest horse and rose as fast as I could to Rorikstead. I had no idea I was supposed to goto jail XD
@tissue869
@tissue869 6 жыл бұрын
Same LOL
@whatmesage
@whatmesage 6 жыл бұрын
Yup!
@325133
@325133 6 жыл бұрын
I turned werewolf and made a visit to the barracks fast food place. 5 stars
@undeadwolf5844
@undeadwolf5844 6 жыл бұрын
Really? 5 Stars? Well Then I'll go to the barracks to have some food next time when I get caught :D
@Christian-eo1zb
@Christian-eo1zb 6 жыл бұрын
Yer I killed like every single guard. Like I killed all of them
@henryvo3010
@henryvo3010 7 жыл бұрын
Dude this was my first time watching your video and your commentary is gold.
@Graenolf
@Graenolf 7 жыл бұрын
Heh, thanks for making it fun with me : )
@christinesutcliffe7080
@christinesutcliffe7080 6 жыл бұрын
henry vo good point
@gabrielrivera7518
@gabrielrivera7518 4 жыл бұрын
Hi
@thecookiemaster41
@thecookiemaster41 4 жыл бұрын
@@Graenolf love you, and your videos
@kristenreid6534
@kristenreid6534 3 жыл бұрын
I feel like a new member of the theives guild and he is telling me all of his jail breaks.
@gabriela.8141
@gabriela.8141 2 жыл бұрын
for real 😊
@lam-ben-yam4015
@lam-ben-yam4015 7 жыл бұрын
Did the Markarth guard not think it was a bad idea to leave the prisoners with so many digging tools unguarded. They'd be able to tunnel out relatively quickly considering they have all day to do it.
@thepunocalypse
@thepunocalypse 7 жыл бұрын
Perhaps, but mines require support from wood beams to prevent them from collapsing. The prisoners don't have access to such things.
@Devil-tm4nu
@Devil-tm4nu 7 жыл бұрын
Cancer p k
@Devil-tm4nu
@Devil-tm4nu 7 жыл бұрын
Cancer jjhgbkud
@joshuacem2827
@joshuacem2827 7 жыл бұрын
It's solid rock m8. It would take months. And if they don't get any silver ingots they'll not receive food and die
@CaptainWheaty
@CaptainWheaty 7 жыл бұрын
they can just dig out the door that leads to the secret path
@JacOfArts
@JacOfArts 5 жыл бұрын
The riften jail actually has a pathway behind the shackle. I jumped through it via a nearby bowl and the whirlwind sprint. That part leads you out by the riften sewers.
@daveminicucci7292
@daveminicucci7292 5 жыл бұрын
I don't know what I would rather have to protect me. Skyrim guards and their vision or Storm Troopers and their accuracy
@discordadmin9796
@discordadmin9796 5 жыл бұрын
at least ST's can see
@Alexmustdie-zy6kz
@Alexmustdie-zy6kz 5 жыл бұрын
Well skyrim guards can mess up some players
@discordadmin9796
@discordadmin9796 5 жыл бұрын
@@Alexmustdie-zy6kz Not really. Unless your a really low level and they swarm you they're pretty weak
@gypsyassassin2004
@gypsyassassin2004 5 жыл бұрын
You mean Storm ATRONACHS!!!!!! Those things are VICIOUS!
@dawsonsauce9670
@dawsonsauce9670 4 жыл бұрын
Does that mean you have a mini one?
@harperyouloser
@harperyouloser 5 жыл бұрын
Every day I imagine me escaping prison in Skyrim, I’m still stuck in Riften jail, but there’s a barrel in here! Maybe, I’ll get inside and wait for the guards, then BAM I’ll run away... but this barrel is new, just got added, I’ll have to use my honeyed words on it to allow me to enter it without it snapping my neck like a rope
@summer.bubble.tea.
@summer.bubble.tea. 5 жыл бұрын
I thought the Riften escape route only worked if you were the Guildmaster of the Thieves Guild. It worked just fine for me after I became Guildmaster
@badasstristan5773
@badasstristan5773 7 жыл бұрын
When I got arrested in solitude I became a werewolf and killed everyone and that's how I became a badass
@christinesutcliffe7080
@christinesutcliffe7080 6 жыл бұрын
BadAsstristan57 Badasstristan57 i was a werewolf, then i met harkon...
@jordansblabbering6303
@jordansblabbering6303 6 жыл бұрын
Me too
@zura2263
@zura2263 6 жыл бұрын
Thats how you become a monster...
@hans2703
@hans2703 6 жыл бұрын
then i took an arrow in the knee
@a.l.e.x4326
@a.l.e.x4326 6 жыл бұрын
@@zura2263 yes
@siontopps4375
@siontopps4375 7 жыл бұрын
Good old Graenolf, still keeping games alive, giving us a new perspective on it. Thanks man
@siontopps4375
@siontopps4375 7 жыл бұрын
I see you Graenolf, +1ing this comment. Thanks so much
@travissjogren9019
@travissjogren9019 7 жыл бұрын
The Broken Shackle thing in Riften is, I believe, a glitch, and, as with everything in Skyrim, there's a mod that fixes it.
@derekmensch3601
@derekmensch3601 7 жыл бұрын
Mata Hari i think it was supposed to be a piece to help escape. But they didnt finish it.
@Rexwar31
@Rexwar31 7 жыл бұрын
It was supposed to be pulled to help you go through a path in the wall
@ArgentDeer
@ArgentDeer 7 жыл бұрын
THERES A MOD FOR THAT! :DD
@travissjogren9019
@travissjogren9019 7 жыл бұрын
HolyMolyOllyPolly IIRC, Bethesda did an update and broke it, and then never bothered fixing it, cuz Bethesda.
@darthreaper6311
@darthreaper6311 7 жыл бұрын
Mata Hari I bet the unofficial skyrim patch will fix it though the mod causes an orange texture glitch which is very ironic. The mod to fix it is orange texture replacer i believe. Its real pain to find through searching for it on xbox.
@user-we9mu5pz4e
@user-we9mu5pz4e 5 жыл бұрын
Actually, the escape tunnel for Riften's jail is glitched. So if you activate the broken shackle and use the 'tcl' cheat to go through the wall, you can still escape.
@jaxtru491
@jaxtru491 5 жыл бұрын
I like how he talks to the viewer like they’re partners in crime XD
@azraelzero
@azraelzero 3 жыл бұрын
*our* jailbreak
@renaxakai3
@renaxakai3 7 жыл бұрын
I do enjoy the jail in Raven Rock. It is a beautiful exit.
@Graenolf
@Graenolf 7 жыл бұрын
Yea! I like how small the actual jail is, lol.
@renaxakai3
@renaxakai3 7 жыл бұрын
You've got to wonder how those Netch got down there though.
@mistertaz94
@mistertaz94 7 жыл бұрын
*whistles innocently as he plants more baby netches underneath the Bulwark* This'll teach them to disregard the power of my netches! *evil laughter*
@azranightwielder4449
@azranightwielder4449 7 жыл бұрын
Raven Rock jail has more food than my house
@hahayeahman1076
@hahayeahman1076 7 жыл бұрын
Although to be fair Even though they're rare You might want to beware of the ware bears there Oyfum
@michaelross2972
@michaelross2972 7 жыл бұрын
It's Solsthiem, not salty time
@katiecummins2329
@katiecummins2329 7 жыл бұрын
It's not that, it's just, it's a nordic island isn't it?
@abd-qadirgilani8871
@abd-qadirgilani8871 7 жыл бұрын
+Katie "Yeah, its actually one of-" "That means I shouldn't give a shit-crap about it" (or however he says it, you talk fast fella) "YOU SONOFABITCH" *dumbass Lamecloak and Empire lover ass-fight again, as per the usual*
@y0ungspanish318
@y0ungspanish318 7 жыл бұрын
Douie2145 in skyrim do the elements kill you or are you invincible to the cold?
@abd-qadirgilani8871
@abd-qadirgilani8871 7 жыл бұрын
+Alexis Vanilla Skyrim? No. With the FrostFall mod? Oh yes. Definitely. Bigly.
@bizz8919
@bizz8919 7 жыл бұрын
I really like this guy and how he explained the video, it's like he's Lester from gta describing ins and outs of a bank and ways to rob it
@LunarOverdrive
@LunarOverdrive 5 жыл бұрын
HA! There is a much easier way to escape any jail, except cidnha mine. Crouch down make sure no guard sees you. Turn into a vampire lord or werewolf. If you're lucky the guards won't see you turn into a werewolf or vampire, but they will see your new form and will try to attack you with melee and open the cell. Kill all the guards and you're home free. You can even change back into a human.
@provingfiber8390
@provingfiber8390 3 жыл бұрын
That's honestly genius
@anth2344
@anth2344 3 ай бұрын
I keep rewatching these two videos again every now and then
@Graenolf
@Graenolf 3 ай бұрын
Love that. Thanks for the time here : )
@JulfyJD
@JulfyJD 7 жыл бұрын
Kitchen stealing Chicken Stealing I dare you repeat that fast 10 times in a row without breaking your tongue
@cameronmorrow8104
@cameronmorrow8104 7 жыл бұрын
Julfy JD Project iu dude iet ime frine Translation I did it I’m fine
@christinesutcliffe7080
@christinesutcliffe7080 7 жыл бұрын
Nope nope nopedy nope nope
@scottm8292
@scottm8292 6 жыл бұрын
lost after about 5 on each
@DoubleBoost23
@DoubleBoost23 6 жыл бұрын
Julfy JD Project I did so
@i4nilit795
@i4nilit795 6 жыл бұрын
Need help tongue stuck in throat
@zocal7765
@zocal7765 7 жыл бұрын
Tonight there’s going to be a jailbreak Somewhere in this town
@RyusukePrudence
@RyusukePrudence 6 жыл бұрын
Someone with good tastes
@missalcoholic4572
@missalcoholic4572 7 жыл бұрын
Hang on hang on! Let me take down these notes. I will do it 'Prison Break' style, and tattoo these escape plans all over my body! Then no jail can keep me! ;P
@aita_sageblood
@aita_sageblood 7 жыл бұрын
Miss Alcoholic Then the tattooist gets spooked when drawing "prison break plans" and calls the police.... Now.... how will your new plans help you in real life hmmm? Oyfum!
@missalcoholic4572
@missalcoholic4572 7 жыл бұрын
Shadewalker 13 Good point! But there are always ways to 'silent' a person mwahaha! If I get caught killing them, what's the worse that could happen..I go to prison! Then my plans will continue to work as normal :D OYFUM!
@aita_sageblood
@aita_sageblood 7 жыл бұрын
Miss Alcoholic That's....that's actually a pretty good point. :| Ahah! But, what if the police/guards are reading this message at this moment and put you under constant watch? Not even Nocturnal's blessings could help you then! Mwhahaha! OYFUM! :P
@missalcoholic4572
@missalcoholic4572 7 жыл бұрын
Shadewalker 13 then I shall serve Nocturnal in the next life... Oyfum! XD
@rukittenmerightnow
@rukittenmerightnow 7 жыл бұрын
Miss Alcoholic I wonder if the first comment is a reference from the TV show prison break xDD
@keaganowen5940
@keaganowen5940 6 жыл бұрын
I like playing your videos at max volume when lots of people are around me having conversations like normal people.
@zavierrobinson652
@zavierrobinson652 6 жыл бұрын
I hope this is not weird but you voice is really relaxing and soothing And thank you for the tips I had no idea what to do to get out
@Gelder27
@Gelder27 7 жыл бұрын
What are you here for: *Evil Graenolf* = Raping barrels *Graenolf* = YOUR OFF TO HELGEN YOU SON OF A *****
@kasperikalervo91
@kasperikalervo91 7 жыл бұрын
Riley is a G underrated comment
@Dillhole115
@Dillhole115 7 жыл бұрын
Before they haul you off to jail put all your stuff in a barrel so you don't have to lock pick any chest while breaking out.
@muskdeer7217
@muskdeer7217 7 жыл бұрын
But your armour might be to big, after all it had to fit on your thicc ass
@christinesutcliffe7080
@christinesutcliffe7080 7 жыл бұрын
Oooooooone issue. Some npc loot stuff from barrels n stuff so u could lose everything :(
@chrisward3161
@chrisward3161 6 жыл бұрын
Porkywalnut 41 if they take it stab them while they sleep
@clovishawk3074
@clovishawk3074 6 жыл бұрын
Porkywalnut 41 NPC walks to barrel and opens “Jesus Christ”
@Aprroxi
@Aprroxi 6 жыл бұрын
Most barrels aren’t safe storage so they despawn
@pellekoek
@pellekoek 7 жыл бұрын
In Raven Rock there's a whole dungeon which you can use to escape the prison there.
@ewkaintence3064
@ewkaintence3064 6 жыл бұрын
pelle koek just like on Oblivion
@iamextremelyunlucky8805
@iamextremelyunlucky8805 6 жыл бұрын
Von DeAnda Stop right there you have committed crimes against skyrim
@ewkaintence3064
@ewkaintence3064 6 жыл бұрын
Kharjo The Khajit Warrior And her people whats say in your defense
@biraptor6205
@biraptor6205 6 жыл бұрын
No one breaks the law on MY watch
@ZyphLegend
@ZyphLegend 6 жыл бұрын
4:13 Guard: *Looks directly at escapee and doesn't see him"
@jeremylopez9623
@jeremylopez9623 6 жыл бұрын
I love how you actually talk and play your role as you are breaking out of Prisons it makes things more interesting
@jyotiradityaguleria907
@jyotiradityaguleria907 7 жыл бұрын
inmate : what are you in jail for ? me: lollygagging
@bootyslayer2127
@bootyslayer2127 6 жыл бұрын
Guard: You have committed crimes against skyrim and her people, what do you have to say? Me: Flees and hides behind barrel. 30 seconds later Guard: I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee.
@burritoplant7569
@burritoplant7569 7 жыл бұрын
It's 1am and I can't sleep then you uploaded this, totally worth it 😊
@spencerdandy7536
@spencerdandy7536 7 жыл бұрын
Luna Indigo it's 1:11 now..
@HoMan300
@HoMan300 7 жыл бұрын
Luna Indigo 01:12 now.."
@burritoplant7569
@burritoplant7569 7 жыл бұрын
Andy Ho my clock must be slow my apologies 😅
@lifeisnotdaijobu6807
@lifeisnotdaijobu6807 7 жыл бұрын
Luna Indigo i'm french so it's 2pm and i can't sleep too !
@spencerdandy7536
@spencerdandy7536 7 жыл бұрын
Luna Indigo 1:16 now..
@danielnewzealand2
@danielnewzealand2 7 жыл бұрын
you wont need to escape from a jail if you commit all your crimes from the safety of a barrel!
@randommanofculture2673
@randommanofculture2673 6 жыл бұрын
a potato nailed it
@jonathanwilliams1271
@jonathanwilliams1271 6 жыл бұрын
"We can question our own morality and values, uh, once we're far away from here..."
@jakkrieser991
@jakkrieser991 6 жыл бұрын
This was the first video I ever saw of Graenolf. I still love it today
@tyrael8952
@tyrael8952 7 жыл бұрын
This video is amazing
@Graenolf
@Graenolf 7 жыл бұрын
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@SingerSaraneth
@SingerSaraneth 7 жыл бұрын
Hot damn, your voice is so fit for this stuff
@Deathblade..
@Deathblade.. 6 жыл бұрын
Riiight
@YourCrazyDolphin
@YourCrazyDolphin 7 жыл бұрын
This is straight up the best presentation I've ever seen. Like and sub instantaneously, purely off of this.
@iwanttodie7358
@iwanttodie7358 5 жыл бұрын
The narrative you give your videos are amazing! As a writer, I find it impressive how well you can write a script!
@SerathDarklands
@SerathDarklands 6 жыл бұрын
Love your videos, especially the pseduo-in-world way that you present them. Keep up the good work, you've earned a faithful subscriber.
@someonlinedouche6992
@someonlinedouche6992 7 жыл бұрын
Come on Graenolf! Do we always have to commit a crime as soon as we bre-(cough)- I mean released from jail. Want to go stea- BUY some sweet rolls?
@Graenolf
@Graenolf 7 жыл бұрын
......... fine. we can buy the sweet rolls. I got this guy in the black market who stuffs them with lord-knows-not-the-f*ck what.
@theredhatguy9763
@theredhatguy9763 7 жыл бұрын
Graenolf LETS GET HIGH!!!
@gillianjones2500
@gillianjones2500 7 жыл бұрын
I got chased down by all of Skyrim for killing 1 chicken and got away with a stolen horse
@joyster3777
@joyster3777 7 жыл бұрын
Gillian Jones same
@agabe3104
@agabe3104 7 жыл бұрын
Zach Hibbard let me guess some one stole your sweet roll
@LanceTheBlueKnight
@LanceTheBlueKnight 7 жыл бұрын
This was a really, REALLY cool video. I've never seen someone do a tutorial in role-play before. Well done.
@cintra4867
@cintra4867 4 жыл бұрын
Graenolf: makes a full guide Me: shout wait the guard to open the door and... RuN
@jdsweets
@jdsweets 3 жыл бұрын
This was my first video I watched while Skyrim was downloading in 2019 when I couldn’t get past some skeletons in bleak falls barrow so I reloaded and did crimes and jail broke a lot until going back and figuring out I can actually heal 😂
@gamer-san8923
@gamer-san8923 2 жыл бұрын
Alright, let me guess... Someone stole your sweet roll.
@MaliciousCat
@MaliciousCat 7 жыл бұрын
This One agrees: Being a Khajiit... makes jailbreaking look like a walk in a park on a beautiful breezey summers eve. Complete with Khajiit maidens in thong bikinis.
@rahulsar2030
@rahulsar2030 5 жыл бұрын
Skyrim jails: no one escapes from here. Khajiit : hold my skooma.
@syron9653
@syron9653 4 жыл бұрын
I would recommend getting the shadow cloak of nocturnal power you can get after the thieves guild questline. The power gives you the ability to be invisible when crouching for 2 minutes. This’ll make you able to get past the guards in the palace of the kings in windhelm easily.
@JacksonPM23
@JacksonPM23 5 жыл бұрын
Good commentary. Solid roleplaying without making it cringey at the same time.
@lukecostello2300
@lukecostello2300 4 жыл бұрын
I like his narration style
@jaysonwillard1200
@jaysonwillard1200 6 жыл бұрын
"Stick to the shadows" a moment later he is jumping through lights over sleeping guards.
@joespawldin7833
@joespawldin7833 5 жыл бұрын
The riften escape route sometimes works but it's buggy lol
@ArgentDeer
@ArgentDeer 7 жыл бұрын
I've been thrown in jail for...all of those things, including leaving a trail of oyfums. Yep. Guards didn't take too kindly to that. (◕ ʜ ◕ ' )
@Graenolf
@Graenolf 7 жыл бұрын
... A trail of them!?? My word, the irresponsibility..
@DoubleBoost23
@DoubleBoost23 6 жыл бұрын
Graenolf *OYFUM!*
@ianhaniel1304
@ianhaniel1304 7 жыл бұрын
what is the clothing/armor you using?
@mika309
@mika309 5 жыл бұрын
Ian Haniel It’s moded, beats me tbh. Check the armor in the video if it has a special name.
@victoriaalpha4986
@victoriaalpha4986 5 жыл бұрын
@@mika309 Crimson Ranger Armor on the Skyrim nexus.
@bshwalker
@bshwalker 11 ай бұрын
As an escape artist (which there is simply not enough of in this game) I enjoyed everything about your video. Well done!!!!
@randomdudeontheinternet321
@randomdudeontheinternet321 4 жыл бұрын
He forgot to mention the worst crime in all of skyrim..... lollygaggin
@TheInsaneTeddy
@TheInsaneTeddy 5 жыл бұрын
"If the cold doesn't kill you, the bears will." It hurts hearing this once you've started playing Requiem with Frostfall enabled
@iimuffinsaur
@iimuffinsaur 7 жыл бұрын
Oyfum? Oyfum.
@willgonyea
@willgonyea 7 жыл бұрын
iiMuffinsaur I was just going to say that!
@BK-xg3mw
@BK-xg3mw 5 жыл бұрын
Stay outta trouble, Khajiit.
@smolfry3313
@smolfry3313 4 жыл бұрын
“Expert level lock. Not great chances” Me with the skeleton key: “I don’t have such weaknesses.”
@MrSmexyTheBeast
@MrSmexyTheBeast 6 жыл бұрын
Watching this while being high was undoubtedly one of the most fascinating experiences of my life, thank you.
@erickumbhani
@erickumbhani 7 жыл бұрын
Hey Graenolf what mods do you have. You should start putting a mod list in your description
@spac3dog207
@spac3dog207 7 жыл бұрын
Northbound I would say that
@DarthMauldinOfficial
@DarthMauldinOfficial 4 жыл бұрын
The only way I escape is with invisibility. Yes, I was that guy running down the street repeatedly casting muffle...
@leeleeepic6856
@leeleeepic6856 6 жыл бұрын
If u don't kill madnoch and u escape with him and the forsworn, he will give you the armour of the old goods, which looks pretty sweet
@torinmurphy4120
@torinmurphy4120 6 жыл бұрын
0:07 Don't you just hate it when someone steals your kitchen
@wolflahti412
@wolflahti412 6 жыл бұрын
Great presentation - just the right degree of silliness mixed with faux drama
@Its-mal-pal
@Its-mal-pal 7 жыл бұрын
I'm game as long as Brynjolf isn't there.
@sugarghast
@sugarghast 7 жыл бұрын
I'm up for pickpocketing in Riften. What time? Just don't tell Marcurio. He disapproves of stuff like this.
@jaydentt
@jaydentt 5 жыл бұрын
Whenever I escape, I just simply pickpocket the guard for the keys.
@SiggyTundra
@SiggyTundra 6 жыл бұрын
Fun little video. Love that you stay in character
@MrHyeqarl
@MrHyeqarl 5 жыл бұрын
4:09 it's necessary to stick in the shadow *bruhh, they're looking at you, they know you're there but pretend not to*
@UnsungHero2001
@UnsungHero2001 7 жыл бұрын
The real secret to escaping is using the command tdetect
@christinesutcliffe7080
@christinesutcliffe7080 7 жыл бұрын
NoahBeWinning My way is do it right or not at all. If you know u cant escape you serve your time, get your skills up and try and if u get caught serve your time and do it again. Simple
@christinesutcliffe7080
@christinesutcliffe7080 6 жыл бұрын
Whats the point in doing it if ur just gonna use a command... Where's the fun in that...
@shabr1ri
@shabr1ri 6 жыл бұрын
_itsajoke.jpg_
@bucket1442
@bucket1442 6 жыл бұрын
Woosh
@jizzyg1559
@jizzyg1559 6 жыл бұрын
@@christinesutcliffe7080 It's not command. It's super-special-spell
@Only1Val
@Only1Val 7 жыл бұрын
Can you list your mods? Please, because I have been looking for your mods for months now.
@toodopetooscope2801
@toodopetooscope2801 5 жыл бұрын
Brett Geiger a year later...
@mu1zzz
@mu1zzz 5 жыл бұрын
@Brett Geiger 😂😂😂
@danshiba1498
@danshiba1498 7 жыл бұрын
I swear you can use the serect passage in riftan cause i do it every time
@theoldkhajiit5304
@theoldkhajiit5304 7 жыл бұрын
dan c you can enter riften but not escape through the jail.
@kaywabindato167
@kaywabindato167 7 жыл бұрын
I've used the escape on rotten to get out of jail once, the wall collapses, but I've never managed to do it again. It won't work.
@beeebz1192
@beeebz1192 7 жыл бұрын
dan c its cuz of the unofficial patch
@danshiba1498
@danshiba1498 7 жыл бұрын
KoalaStudio.TV oh ok makes sense
@luketarry1418
@luketarry1418 7 жыл бұрын
dan c yeah m to
@darkherculeskabuterimon7203
@darkherculeskabuterimon7203 6 жыл бұрын
I once escaped from Whiterun's prison about 30 times just to get unlimited loot (the murdered guards belonings) to sell. I've also been to three other prisons in Skyrim but never escaped. Almost made it out of Windhelm, but that was a bust.
@pgsyd6778
@pgsyd6778 5 жыл бұрын
Your narration is honestly the best thing ever. I saw ur vendor video too TBHHH dude u should start acting lmaoo
@darkstarbucks975
@darkstarbucks975 7 жыл бұрын
Still waiting for Barrels...
@coolij
@coolij 7 жыл бұрын
New to the channel, big fan of the content. What does oyfum mean?
@laurenjohnsen
@laurenjohnsen 6 жыл бұрын
Oyfum means Yeah that’s what it means
@stevethegeckotv
@stevethegeckotv 6 жыл бұрын
Oh you fucked up mate. No one asks that question.
@airelia4051
@airelia4051 5 жыл бұрын
I don’t think anyone knows
@spencersanford9402
@spencersanford9402 7 жыл бұрын
Busting out of the Markarth jail with madanach's group is very fun and offers (a) cool cutscene. Great work though, man. The commentary was awesome and immersive happy new year 2018
@thebluemoose8190
@thebluemoose8190 5 жыл бұрын
This video was dope. Good job bro 🙌🏼
@Graenolf
@Graenolf 5 жыл бұрын
Thanks brotha 🙌
@andrewpaino1934
@andrewpaino1934 6 жыл бұрын
What does Oyfum mean?
7 жыл бұрын
No Raven Rock? I was sure Raven Rock would be mentioned, I'm a bit disappointed. Well, you can say it's not on Skyrim territory, but it's the same game.
@otisandelle8438
@otisandelle8438 6 жыл бұрын
lol best intro EVER!! lmao
@kylehearnsberger9883
@kylehearnsberger9883 3 жыл бұрын
One thing I’d love to do in terms of jailbreaking, I’d love to see if taking a whole set of guard equipment will keep me from getting arrested.
@Nana-kw2qo
@Nana-kw2qo Жыл бұрын
At the Rift I always hid stuff in the dresser beforehand so I could fight my way out
@necromantic420
@necromantic420 7 жыл бұрын
i dont get the oyfum joke, someone explain
@zoalina
@zoalina 6 жыл бұрын
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