Skyrim (By Nichole Goodnight) || Slay the Princess

I finally got the oblivion route everyone was talking about...
These voice lines are a parody and commisioned by 4chan users. Bless their hearts. Am working hard to proof I am not a terminal Witchfan.
Prisoner done Nichole Goodnight.

[@gramfero]

good news: you've escaped the construct bad news: you're in Skyrim

[@fobytox2277]

Great news: with the Prisoner

[@Princess-Pointless-Dump]

@@fobytox2277 Will she be more useful than Lydia?

[@fobytox2277]

@@Princess-Pointless-Dump I think so

[@RebirthOfJack]

Good news: you are the dragon born Bad news: you are too close to the Prisoner and she proceeds to strangle you

[@Princess-Pointless-Dump]

But I am close to her@@RebirthOfJack

[@nightregiment3931]

Nichole and PPD are a godsend for keeping this community alive.

[@Deflamed_Sphere]

so is Bluzacy

[@thefirstcoolest7885]

Prisoner waking me up is truly a dream come true

[@noblest_sir]

Now lets see how she reacts when a bee sends us to the stratosphere!

[@DiranJiru]

The Narrator: Well, this is definitely a path in the woods… but we’re not heading towards a cabin this time. Voice of the Hero: What makes you say that? Voice of the Paranoid: The binds… the company, the man in the armour driving the carriage. We’re going to prison. Voice of the Hero: To the cabin, you think? Maybe we’ll learn how this all started. The Narrator: Unlikely. But regardless, I’ve no control of this story. You’re on your own, I’m afraid.

[@namelessbread-]

I would pay to have a parody skit like this voiced by the original actors

[@ScuffedWarden]

The Narrator: Unfortunately you are at the mercy of our lord and saviour, Todd Howard. Only Yorkshire Tea can save us now.

[@jose-yv3up]

(Explore) What’s going on here? Where are we going?

[@ArthurD]

Shut up back there!

[@jonaspedra48]

these tired eyes are just coldly beautiful

[@michaelearl6765]

Delphine: No, you must slay Parthinax! Slayer: Never mind that, I'm going to rescue my beloved Alduin. Delphine: You... What now?! Narrator: Welcome to my life...

[@jaydenlobbe7911]

The Prisoner would get her head chopped off like that first guy but she'd keep talking and be like: "Really? Beheading a Princess? So unoriginal, the French already beat you to it hundreds of times"

[@Tom-H1]

The Narrator: The blade trembles in your hand. Before you, the dragon unfurls its wings and lets out a singular guttural roar, stabbing terror into your heart. (Explore) A dragon?! What am I supposed to do against a dragon? (Explore) No, don't worry, this is fine. Dragons aren't real. Screw this, I'm not getting eaten! [Turn and run] [Steel your nerves and approach the dragon]

[@michaelearl6765]

Voice of the Smitten: She's gorgeous!

[@brok8085]

@@michaelearl6765 Absolutelly divine!

[@theentity1839]

Wonder how Narrator will justify focusing on the princess when Alduin the World-Eater flies in

[@michaelearl6765]

Honestly not sure what Prisoner is doing in the cart, because I'm pretty sure Alduin the World Ender is also The Princess...

[@Yuti640]

You're on a path in the woods and- wait, what's this place? This isn't meant to happen!

[@glider521al]

Trapped in the Construct with an omnipresent Narrator: [The Prisoner acts cold and detached] Waking up in a world with an oppressive empire, knowing a dragon is about to attack: [Smiles Warmly]

[@bornanime3255]

I forgot how cute her eyes looked in that CG and route. I liked the Damsel's 2D form, because it kinda reminds me of Crayon Shin-chan.

[@leonardodavinchi7693]

Couldn't imagine a better perspective

[@michaelearl6765]

Ok but why is Alduin in the cart with me

[@ethanotoroculus1060]

The Prisoner would actually be the best fit for that world, weirdly. Or maybe the Eye of the Needle.

[@jaydenlobbe7911]

Or The Apotheosis, gonna buddy up with Daedric Princes and toy with the lives of Mortals

[@ethanotoroculus1060]

@@jaydenlobbe7911 Ooh! Sounds fun.

[@aghitsaplane4262]

The princess and serana would unironically be best friends

[@jaydenlobbe7911]

Ay

[@vytrixstudios2184]

The real ending

[@AlanSmith555]

Based

[@ghostshrimp5006]

Hold on, that was the soft princess from the maiden route, i call shenanigans!

[@Princess-Pointless-Dump]

**uh uh uh**

[@redman457]

ok new mode idea.!

[@Vilux-s2p]

I'm getting deja vu

[@Señor-Donjusticia]

It’s funny because it’s a reference!!!

[@batbilegochirpurev5029]

Okay I will release you this time but since you stabbed me you're going to have to carry my burdens and save this world from another psycho who is a dragon.

[@griffinhardy5428]

yay

[@Aporro1]

Please dont make the prisoner smile it feels wrong

[@gigablast4129]

no todd no

[@Señor-Donjusticia]

So does this mean Slayer is Dragonborn?

[@gramfero]

slayer certainly slays a dragon at least once (eye of the needle)

[@Arandomguyidkk]

Hey whats the large flying thing in the sky?

[@tomjaap2933]

wtf is this and why is it in my recommended

[@Volthoom]

You were probably trying to cross the border.

[@gramfero]

you probably watch either Skyrim videos or shitposts, so KZbin decided you'd like this as well

[@bentley8377]

Promo>SM 💞