Skyrim, but with MODERN WEAPONS

[@twilliamspro]

"And the first elected leader of Skyrim by a majority of 1 Mr Steve Human"

[@Riplee86]

@@thespiffingbrit Skyrim, but it's actually Tropico 6.

[@twilliamspro]

@@thespiffingbrit Make sure steve registers to vote i dont know what happens if noone votes

[@yalewerner2732]

@@thespiffingbrit B

[@noahmcclure6871]

Unless it's a fake democracy 😝

[@turnerd20]

@@thespiffingbrit but who is going to pick the tea leaves?! I don't think you thought that through

[@thefourthdegree]

The vanilla kill cam showing a chicken being shot into the back of of a fleeing child at 8:05 is nothing short of modern art.

[@bluebc_aj2092]

Laughing so hard

[@michaelwilner4756]

I need to make a gif of that LOL

[@GreatNaturalStupidity]

Hotline Miami

[@TheFreedomProvider]

I almost choked I was laughing so hard.

[@Werewolf914]

It was the most beautiful thing I've ever seen

[@jakegarza2671]

Spiff: kills a child Me: *he's accomplished the impossible*

[@randomstuff9005]

Ankian would be proud.

[@brandonfoley7519]

Im not saying I'm gonna kill the kids I'm just saying it's a little immersion breaking when braith runs through fire like a fucking demon

[@atboi4223]

Ill say it for you, ok? *FOR LEGAL RESONS THIS IS A JOKE*

[@5lake]

**War Crimes** have entered the chat.

[@CharterForGaming]

Fylkir 100 "ironheart" approves

[@sintanan469]

"Skyrim with guns!" So.. Fallout 4? "With no NPCs." Oh. Fallout 76.

[@Leopardts]

Ahahahaha nice one

[@WackadoodleMalarkey]

Some still say Todd died at 76

[@theraven8089]

No... todd didnt die at 76... he died in skyrim... with guns... he was clearly an npc

[@samwish21]

underrated

[@KantFromEC]

Criminally underrated comment.

[@saikanonojutsu]

Spiff: "god that's morbid" Also spiff: makes a ragdolling rabbit corpse dance and sing for several minutes

[@yanfang1975]

Some one call Peta

[@awesomeocelot3890]

@@yanfang1975 peta would do the same

[@mahatmaniggandhi2898]

he morbed all over the rabbit

[@noodlelynoodle.]

@@yanfang1975 sounds like something they'd do

[@lizgayle14]

Shoots Courier "Truth is, game was rigged from the start"

[@FilmsNerf2]

*courier wakes up* *fan is spinning* *he sees an old man sitting next to his bedside* *tries to stand up* "Woah, easy there, easy! You've been out cold for a couple of days now. Why don't you just relax a second? Get your bearings. Lets see what the damage is... How bout' your name? Can you tell me your name?"

[@insaincaldo]

@@FilmsNerf2 This honestly explains allot about the Skyrim Courier.

[@zedakh]

"You're awake. How about that"

[@tolsmith2344]

@@FilmsNerf2 My name is Steve Human, The Lizard Human's legend lives on

[@wayla683]

It's the other way around. He says that, THEN shoots him. He doesn't shoot him first, there would be no reason to say that if he did.

[@raprice6846]

Knows the majority of NPCs by name, calls Alduin "Dragon"

[@skadoodle8503]

alduin is so weak in his presence that even the almighty britman does not bother to remember his true nMe

[@gabepatton9851]

He only remembers names related to a game breaking interaction so alduin is useless to him

[@theodorefelton2592]

Actually they call the world eater returns

[@mmahighlights5867]

Fooooooos rahhhhh haaaaaaAaaaaaaaaaaaakahakhakahakhaaaaa Transalation : alduin mad

[@nixlikestricks5636]

It's because in comparison to him the dragon Is inferior

[@simplyblue967]

“Just because they wanted to do a little bit of imperial taxation, that’s hardly a reason to rebel” As an American I feel called out

[@ShrexyGuy]

Don't feel called out, feel flattered our little sisters across the pond are still flustered all these centuries later

[@andrewharper1609]

Dah dah dah, dun dunnah...

[@justafan9206]

*Triggered*

[@mason96575]

Yet somehow we're ok having a TRILLION of our tax dollars needlessly fund our military...

[@Minotaur-ey2lg]

@@ShrexyGuyAmerica, it’s like Britain, but for men.

[@oantar3397]

"Dalphine is critical to progressing in the storyline" *Immediately chickens her to death* I pissed myself laughing

[@klack1l]

dalphine?its delphine

[@santinovalfiore]

@@klack1l technically, even in the game they spell her name wrong... it's spelled "cunthair"

[@Maragidyne555]

@@klack1l don't care mate, she's worthless

[@miguelpadeiro762]

@@klack1l Actually it's Dolphin

[@elvenalonly]

"I'm sorry, even the younglings have to go" It's like Anakin Skywalker all over again.

[@J0XY]

Oh no

[@whynottalklikeapirat]

It's over younglings - I have the playground ...

[@dankcatsmemes9219]

Mr Steve Human has a higher body count

[@arkonez6730]

Master Spiffing, there are too many of them, what are we going to do?

[@whynottalklikeapirat]

@@arkonez6730 Then we'll FIGHT IN THE SHADE!!!

[@KuueenKumi]

Jenassa constantly proving herself one of the best followers in Spiff's videos 👌 She's not coded to abstain from fights with normal NPCs, and will attack anyone you do

[@Altair1243WAR]

Lol, pretty sure she was going on a power trip against the Ebony Warrior with those AK's!

[@noaamonyakuza5]

“He can’t hear he’s got AirPods in.”

[@nonexistance1480]

Yep that's how I die

[@deletdis6173]

Lol

[@deletdis6173]

Lol

[@thezeronelite]

that chicken launcher is totally something Sheogorath would make

[@markblackburn2343]

An the cow catapult 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@oswaldcobblepot365]

@@markblackburn2343 He'd prolly make a Khajjitapult

[@Original_Syn]

I wonder how well it’d work with the Exploding Chicken Mod which does exactly what it says on the tin by causing every chicken in the game to violently explode when literally anything hits them.

[@Aliyah_666]

It's lore friendly lol...

[@plutonium09]

@@missi44 that’s just my character on 230 skooma

[@nightterror6727]

When you're just chilling in Riverwood and some argonian pulls out a minigun

[@kevyonphillips-ellis8675]

Night Terror *chicken gun

[@hyqueue5140]

You mean a perfectly normal human pulls out a minigun.

[@cameronwhitaker3645]

When that situation turns into predator 2 and everyone pulls out a gun

[@SkylordAh]

“FOR TALOS”

[@konjr5248]

Relatable

[@rebelzen2658]

Murdering npc's has never been more fowl.

[@jamestoy4962]

I hate that I immediately got this. But I more so hate that I didn't think of using that

[@NolDragon]

"You see those redguards from Hammerfell? They’ve got curved guns. Curved. Guns."

[@bennupp2142]

I hear curved barrel ballistics weapons work REALLY well.

[@wisemankugelmemicus1701]

Jezails are a thing. Afghans are basically Redguards.

[@CS-wn4pg]

@@wisemankugelmemicus1701 AHAHAHHAHAHAHA

[@quiviknotpotato6806]

Going with your logic, Khajiits are asians, and High Elves are WW2 Germany.

[@fred5594]

@@quiviknotpotato6806 Nords= Danes Khajitts=Japanese Argonians=Kongolese Imperials=Romans Redguards=Arabics Orcs=Cumans Altmer=Aztecs Bosmer=Mayans Dunmers=Sumeria

[@blax140]

I've only just realised those stock photos say spiffco

[@alaaelhayek2594]

Neve knew, thanks for letting me know 😅

[@graysoncarter9925]

Generic VR KZbinr He originally used normal stock photos, but somebody got upsetti spaghetti about it so he had to buy the stock images and add his own watermark

[@blax140]

@@thespiffingbrit not many it appears

[@blax140]

@@graysoncarter9925 aah thank you very much

[@metenrog]

@@thespiffingbrit probably anyone who started watching after the copyright dispute.

[@nateashimself4570]

"And what are we going to name our lizard person?" Mark Zuckerburg.

[@PingasMonkey3rdClass]

Oy vey

[@sanjivinsmoke9154]

@@PingasMonkey3rdClass that boy is gay

[@lordkameguru7851]

More like Zark Muckerburg.

[@doktorspock8910]

Mark is a robot not a lizard.

[@aliasofgray2854]

@@PingasMonkey3rdClass can we not do the jq thing.

[@Renegadebane]

The vault dweller takes a magic portal to Tamriel and its just nice to see trees that don't talk. The bugs are the same though.

[@crashtestdummy3370]

3:14 Ulfric is literally the high king

[@sayjironimo7321]

underrated comment

[@tellestina4533]

@Y B are you dumb lol

[@jowbabadook8530]

No, Elisif the Fair is the High Queen. Ulfric is the deceased former Yarl of Windhelm.

[@zjjohnson3827]

Ulfric is a usurper and a powerhungry tyrants. Skyrim’s better off without him! :P

[@apexlegendsmaster386]

He’s been smoking to mutch crystal meth agin

[@ribbon8677]

"Skyrim but I use guns to break the game" More like: "to brutally break the Geneva Convention"

[@darkencroix6412]

Convention be damned.

[@someguy5003]

This is the most "Jacky Daytona, regular human bartender serving human alcohol beer" energy video yet. I love it.

[@MidasButSilver]

so your job in skyrim is to stop alduin from killing everybody and you decided to do that, by doing it before he can? seems legit.

[@mj2625]

Somehow you used the wrong formula and got the right answer

[@arandomhuman1996]

Alduin won't kill people if you never meet or hear about him

[@DaisyBee11]

It worked for Arthas

[@bfufhryrrhtjhxbdgkjgutitjh7877]

Well it does work right?

[@overcookedwater1947]

Spiff: *kills Nazeem [Everyone liked that]

[@rebelgaming1.5.14]

*whispers from the grave* "do you get to the cloud district often? What am I saying, of course you don't"

[@Centristlol]

[Everyone loved that]

[@danielawesome36]

@@rebelgaming1.5.14 Ackatosh: "I cannot, for mine life, remove him from existence."

[@revenant3883]

me:( doesn't get to the cloud district very often) Nazeem:( laughs in douchbag)

[@damiangonzalez3786]

“Don’t come to the college of winterhold tomorrow”

[@ttchme9816]

**ALL THE OTHER KIDS WITH THE PUMPED UP KICKS YOU BETTER RUN BETTER RUN OUT RUN MY GUN**

[@illionskeige3150]

- said the quiet kid

[@I_am_Mazki]

thy many people of the land shall flee shall flee to evade thou bow thy many people of the land shall flee shall flee with haste greater to thou arrow

[@magcreatesvids6016]

started medieval lad quest.

[@MrCaptainTea]

LMAO

[@wafflemedic2438]

18:32 A wise man ones said “oh there’s a child *Bang *Bang *Bang”

[@user-qi7dv1yg2y]

Me: is playing skyrim spiff: uploads skyrim video about breaking the game Me: downloads the mod My pc: breaks in half

[@satakrionkryptomortis]

did it at least tried to get on fire while breaking in half?

[@boffloff6745]

Did you drink yorkshire gold before attemting to play the mod?

[@medieval_knieval2177]

Smooth 60fps was never an option

[@peteian]

What mod was it?

[@abrakadabra4966]

Reanu Keeves climbs out of the remains of the computer.

[@GentIemanThief]

11:48 That's not a catapult, that's a cattle-pult. I'm not apologizing for this.

[@crowokatagi4547]

I want to thank you for this

[@bobmcob1132]

No need to apologize that was great

[@barkasz6066]

Cowtapult?

[@sevience1300]

My Vids are alot like the Spiffing Brits.

[@MrPoporucha]

My lawyers may want to talk to you.

[@SIRUNOWN]

Spiff: "Look here! Skyrim with Guns" Me: "Hey I've seen this one before." Spiff: "What are you talking about? It's brand new!"

[@harveyheron3302]

Ah good reference

It’s from Far Cry 3

[@TheArklyte]

And the worst parts is that all mods are still a bad reskins of crossbow. Is there really not a single gun mod for Skyrim with custom animation and sound?

[@e.q.s1137]

At first I was like "oh, Ulfric is just floating" then I saw his eyes and screamed internally, since it's four thirty

[@mason96575]

So just for general knowledge: time is always written out using the numerical symbols. You'd say "4:30 a.m." instead of "four thirty" - with numerical values anything over ten is also written out with numerical symbols; ie "25 apples" and not "twenty five apples" - but ten and under would be the word written out like "seven" instead of "7"

[@iowasucks9494]

@@mason96575i was scrolling through these comments and i read this when it hit four thirty ey em

[@mason96575]

@@iowasucks9494 😭

[@lordrefrigeratorintercoole288]

Can you imagine being able to kill every single NPC in the game? -Join Stormcloacks...Canceled -Join the Imperial... Canceled -Speak to the Jarl of Whiterun...Canceled -Reach the troath of the world...Canceled -Listen to Brinjolfs scheme...Canceled -Kill Grelda the kind...Complete -Kill Alduin...Complete

[@RocketCouch]

To be fair, you'd have to reach the throat of the world to kill the greythroats

[@IronGiant131]

@@RocketCouch heh "greythroats"

[@RocketCouch]

@@IronGiant131 Haha, didn't even realize I flubbed that

[@IronGiant131]

@@RocketCouch lol

[@Dracosian4802]

so what, you mean morrowind?

[@JebeTheGreat]

"We'll be using assault rifles" *shows a gatling gun*

[@goodenoughright5433]

Gatling gun is best assault rifle

[@hornyducks4090]

Also an ar15 for some reason. Also the ak isn't an ak

[@TMega5612]

@@hornyducks4090 The AK is a stockless FAL/Galil that is using a PMAG. Because reasons.

[@hornyducks4090]

@@TMega5612 yeah it's a fal. And does there have to be a reason? It go pew pew real good

[@TMega5612]

@@hornyducks4090 I mean the FAL doesn't take PMags, so that's probably a decent reason right there.

[@_uie]

“Ooo there’s a child” -Spiff 2019

[@shivwesker4171]

No U this sounds very strange out of context, doesn’t it 😂😂

[@MrZerkusgaming]

It isn't the weirdest thing spiff has said god I love this channel

[@namelastname766]

_m a s t e r s k y w a l k e r_

[@lorx9425]

Fearless seriously why do I need a last name OH FRICK

[@Bulletproof_Trump]

That's why I loved Morrowind. It would let you kill anyone by default, all that would happen is a little message would pop up saying 'you might want to reload because the future of your world has no hope' or something along those lines lol

[@tree-stuffer]

You were exactly right: "With this character's death, the thread of prophecy is severed. Restore a saved game to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the doomed world you have created."

[@misteranthropy7082]

@@tree-stuffer why they would remove that baffles me

[@FlareDrafox]

I would actually like to see more of this character. There’s just something satisfying about a British man playing as a totally legit human being with a chicken launcher.

[@sevience1300]

My Vids are alot like the Spiffing Brits.

[@jim8o876]

Sevience No one asked...

[@jammygammy3769]

Sevience no they aren’t.

[@peppermintnightmare4741]

@Sevience They’re actually not

[@kellie5042]

@@sevience1300 no where near Brits

[@ExtraPlanar]

Spiff to Janessa right before entering Dragonsreach: “Remember, no Skyrim”

[@Ifstew]

Under rated comment lmao

[@michaelevans4265]

I had a mix between a giggle and chortle at this XD

[@JohnSmith-ty2he]

?

[@ExtraPlanar]

John Smith it’s a reference

[@fyrentenimar]

@@ExtraPlanar yeah, but to what?

[@JustinY.]

_"Skyrim But I use Modern Guns To Break The Game And Kill NPCS"_ So basically you are playing Fallout 4

[@godkingjacklee3065]

Why do I keep seeing you in almost every comment section

[@millerrepin4452]

Oh so you're awake...

[@balintnemes6774]

its New Vegas

[@blax140]

OH FUCK OFF JUSTIN I DIDNT SEE ONE OF YOU COMMENTS FOR ATLEAST 2 MONTHS AND BAM YOUR HERE

[@brandonfoley7519]

In your obituary they will write, he commented on every video, what a legend

[@axis6333]

"Remember.... no Nord."

[@LondonCHILLFR]

Imagine a Whiterun guard coming up to you with an AK-47 and saying “YOU HAVE COMMITTED CRIMES AGAINST SKYRIM AND HER PEOPLE WHAT DO YOU SAY IN YOUR DEFENSE”

[@arekpetrosian4965]

"I say, 'Nice gun', soldier."

[@hellcyatics1794]

Anything but I’d rather die than go to jail

[@Masseycre]

"I mean, technically we have committed war crimes which will go down in history of Skyrim forever but you know, it's the friends you make along the way"

[@QuinnActually]

we call that a traffic stop in some states :)

[@ХристоМартунковграфЛозенски]

DA !

[@fromach]

"I'm going to use the AK!" Model is actually a stockless FAL......

[@DrangleicTrash]

I'm glad i wasn't the only one bothered by that

[@jasonscarborough94]

Plus the "M4 Carbine" is actually an LR-300, but, at least the LR-300 is based on the M4, can't say the same for the Ak and FAL

[@punkrockmartian]

Don't get me started with every military shooter Calling any Russia firearm an ak47

[@traaave]

I found the muricans

[@codyblea3638]

@David Bury and if you owned one or was interested in the history of weapons, you would know that AK47s are rare in the wild.

[@matthewbush3360]

i was scrolling through youtube and stumbled upon this absolute legend and my new favorite person

[@epbailey713]

Spiff is the best. I'm currently rewatching this. I love him so much.

[@CuriousBrothers]

Literally same in the past 3 days, all because I downloaded skyrim from game pass 😂 loving these

[@thatwhichbinds1727]

"Even the Younglings have to go" *Anakin Skywalker Approves This Message*

[@solearcarese5679]

i have spoken

[@miningwithwolfs8220]

Why 😑

[@jasonboyer5892]

Oof. Thaz DARK.

[@brendanmacey981]

“Killing all NPCs in Skyrim”, alternate title “making Skyrim as populated as Fallout 76”

[@PingasMonkey3rdClass]

"We will be using assault rifles." **shows a minigun**

[@foremanxsl7225]

Unclecomrade420 I’m disappointed he barley touched any weapons, still a good video though

[@Hovis_Enjoyer]

and the M4 carbun

[@soulgamess6337]

It’s a weapon used to assault, he was in the clear

[@solargaruda]

SoulGamess 1 so that includes a pipe right?

[@soulgamess6337]

Ashantar Taran yes it does, it is a weapon used to assault

[@norishimogawa6125]

the chicken gun is so powerful it can kill npcs that usually can't be killed.

[@brucebaker810]

Killing Field Chicken

[@emeraldkoala2]

​@@brucebaker810finger licking good.

[@Dredued]

When I saw the courier show up all I could think was , “don’t shoot him in the head or else he will rise from the grave and hunt you down for revenge.” And then he...shot him in the head.

[@yewchicken2298]

Fallout New Vegas reference?

[@Dredued]

@@yewchicken2298 Yes

[@Mike-official]

@@yewchicken2298 no

[@kasrapourahmadi4574]

You mean a cowboy robot will dig his body out of a shallow grave, taking him to a doctor which then performs brain surgery on him

[@adonysus]

the game was rigged from the start :(

[@xtz2100]

"I cant let people live, you know how it's like" Spiff, 2019

[@LMixir]

A most relatable quandary

[@user-md9fp8bh2t]

You could say its a “Cattlepult”

[@sanjivinsmoke9154]

You could also not

[@arcos7290]

You could also say it’s a “Cow-tapult”

[@nox_luna]

Steak Launcher Beefzooka

[@thomasmatthew1480]

Shrekpactio *incoherent Spanish singing*

[@zeridoz4464]

The mod conquest of Skyrim would let you conquer Skyrim for the glorious land of spifftopia land of the tea drinkers.... Brought to you by yorkshire gold

[@TheCommaA]

5:44 "Ahh yes. Spider killing time! Perfect This is exactly what guns where designed for." Arachnophobes: "Exactly!"

[@aaronsam6884]

Steve Human is gunning for leadership, he's simply killing it

[@aaronsam6884]

His slogan, "I'll give each of you a shot" Love your videos

[@Shinzo1204]

Badum ssss

[@gaymare6236]

"someone has to do something, yet no one is doing anything" That's politics for ya

[@insaincaldo]

Someone, anyone but me. This Lizard has guns and I don't even know what that is.

[@ReiDaTecnologia]

haha i thought the same when i heard it xD

[@robert23456789]

well i would do something but we must knows its gender and care for its needs before we do anything you know human right and all so where the lizard gos around killing we must spend weeks working out what to do ahh politics

[@robert23456789]

@@insaincaldo no no you see us on the empire are far left twats we suck elf dick every night and show respect for human rights of all every those of the minority lizard population lol unlike those far right stormcloak who wont show respect for him and will just guns him down without a fair hearing even a court case lol

[@latticeddreams]

This let's me live out my contemplations about "how much damage could I do if I brought xyz modern weapon into the past"

[@DarthNox_DarkCouncil]

Thalmor: *outlaws Talos worship* Me: *Loads LMG with religious intent*

[@astrolight5220]

Soviet_Potato “I get that religion is important and all, but......”

[@theguylivinginyourwalls]

Thalmor Agent: Talos is a false god. Talos Worshiper: *Bold words for someone in assault cannon range.*

[@ethanmcfarland8240]

Countryhumans is an abomination *convert to holy Polandball*

[@sanjivinsmoke9154]

@@theguylivinginyourwalls you talk a lot of shit for someone in assault cannon distance

[@devan6935]

all of you talk a lot of shit for people in smiting distance

[@firockfinion3326]

>Become Dragonborn. >Be obligated by destiny to save everyone in Skyrim. >Don't have to save anyone in Skyrim if there isn't anyone in Skyrim. Yeah, this is big brain time.

[@beans775]

When an American wakes up and hears: “Hey you, you’re finally awake!”

[@A2goddess]

A unsc Marine tells you this "finally you're awake" while been captured by the american empire.

[@JacobCollins123]

I live in Texas. Can confirm.

[@bananapineapple6949]

God bless. 🇺🇸

[@asm9438]

Sounds about right

[@yooooo8600]

Bad teeth

[@CausticSalsa]

I’d love a video continuing this campaign.

[@willdog3]

All the other nords with the pumped up kicks, better run, better run, outrun my gun.

[@luniacle]

Yes haha run from my bullet

[@bagelninja3264]

All the khajits with the pump up kicks better run better run faster than my bullet

[@thebakerofbananabread3237]

*Spiff shoots Courier* "The game was rigged from the start~"

[@LilMcMoffett]

IT'S AT 69, NO ONE LIKE!

[@thebakerofbananabread3237]

@@LilMcMoffett 🧐

[@Lettucem3n]

Here we go again.

[@TheRatSquid]

"Oh, if I had my full power, granting that would be trivial. I'd simply snap my fingers, and everyone in Skyrim would die. War resolved." - Clavicus Vile Thank you for fulfilling this Daedric Prince's idea.

[@theviewer9363]

Lol this gave me an idea. What if somebody made an overhaul mod where all regular weapons are replaced with guns, and you can still forge, enchant and craft them like regular weapons.

[@danielarcher4060]

Alternative title : “how to be demonetised on KZbin”.

[@bibby659]

Demonetisation is the least of his worries at this point what with youtubes newest rules coming out soon thanks to the FTC.

[@kabalofthebloodyspoon]

@@bibby659 what did the feds do? Link pls

[@rayvg7709]

@@kabalofthebloodyspoon COPPA, something about KZbin farming data and ads on kids. Which the FTC doesn't allow.

[@bushmaster6894]

@@kabalofthebloodyspoon Since our beloved Tea Drinker plays video games, he'll most likely be flagged as "kid friendly" and will lose all monetization and no longer be recommended, as well as losing his comments section. . . among other things.

[@kabalofthebloodyspoon]

@@bushmaster6894 who the fuck do they think they are telling us how to live in Europe!?! no step on snek

[@lateforwork8970]

"I will be using the legendary AK47 Rogues," *takes out Paratrooper FALs*

[@JammyD2579]

This was a weird thing in Timesplitters Future Perfect, too. The "Soviet Rifle" weapon is pretty obviously based on the FAL, a distinctly non-Soviet weapon. That this seems to have cropped up again in a Skyrim mod of all places, I am confused as all hell.

[@bennupp2142]

Skryim: American Edition

[@a.twilson9935]

alt name : Oswald.. or Berkowitz?! could be a very long list..

[@kevinbrinker1010]

*Todd Howard wants to know your location

[@89lance15]

Skyrim but it's American and played by a Brit

[@89lance15]

damn this is old-ish

[@auser994]

Skyrim: Education Edition

[@chrishenry571]

This might be Spiff's finest video yet. Damn I want to drink tea!

[@Tridan_]

“Don’t come to Helgen tomorrow”

[@Michael_MW]

"Wait a second, don't you know that I am a politician? There's not enough for ANYONE BUT MEEEE!" Too real.

[@mannofdober873]

"I saw... Holograms of Spiff... Killing younglings..." "No. Not Spiff!" "Bruh, you know who you're talking about right?"

[@Lazerlord5275]

4:20 that’s not an M4, that’s an AR15 upper and lower receiver with a G3 heatguard and stock along with a random, presumably 20 round 7.62mm magazine and a certain front iron sight. I love your work, Spiff. I just want to let you know your error.

[@michealmalloy1934]

A fellow American I see.

[@theoverseersoffice5533]

all of that and yet you're still wrong. it's an LR-300 and it's model is ripped straight from stalker.

[@theoverseersoffice5533]

i just want to let you know your error.

[@Lazerlord5275]

@@theoverseersoffice5533 nice, I'm not an expert. Thanks for the correction. Same thing tho, right? Jk, I know they are different

[@superregera799]

Spiff: 0:07 "What's going on? A rumbling?" The construction crew with a jackhammer outside my house: Making your video experience as realistic as possible!

[@DarklordTsuki]

Mr Steve Human, "I am the leader of Skyrim".... *Reanu Keeves has entered the chat*

[@lamfan3591]

Mr Steve Human uses gun Reanu Keeves is immune to Gun Reanu Keeves uses Weak Punch It’s a one hit KO Mr Steve Human feinted

[@bagelninja3264]

Lam Fan reanu leaves leveled up.

[@lamfan3591]

Bagel Ninja leaves?

[@bagelninja3264]

Lam Fan yeah. He leaves because he could care less. Also he just quick saved before leaving. If said

[@bagelninja3264]

Lam Fan jk on everything leaves was autocorrect. But the quick save wasn't a joke

[@Vernafveik]

0:46 _What do you mean British?_ This is definitely an American challenge.

[@RandomPerson-cb9lp]

This is clearly an American thing.

[@candycoral3804]

nah if it was american the guns would be labeled correctly

[@facetankhank]

Clearly you havent been paying attention in history class. The British were a nasty bunch after Rome left. But at the time they had vikings and romans in their bloodlines, so yeah..

[@frog273]

The British had guns before 'muricans were a thing, you know.

[@plate_fox]

No he isn’t in a school

[@Vinguandur]

1:05 the fact that he said something along the lines that england always has everything overpowered and then a pic of a gattling gun turret shows up while he says "assault rifles" makes it 100% better

[@TheRunningPigeon]

It's like Skyrim with guns! Hmmmm... feels familiar

[@OriginalWarwood]

I feel that there was a lack of TNT in this episode.

[@insaincaldo]

Sure, but there was a surprise exploding cow.

[@awesomesauce5974]

Mr. Torgue is not pleased, needs more mother fucking explosions!

[@35milesoflead]

Misread that as "Lack of TMNT".

[@Ashl33129]

Alternate title: “challenge: how many war crimes can you commit in 25 minutes”

[@thepopemichael]

Otherwise known as "American President Simulator 2019"

[@TheWatcher_666]

😂😂😂

[@kolega4ever]

That distinguish between AR15 and M4 because of different mod is just a great topping for the hilarious quality xD

[@Shadow81989]

21:34 "It's the friends you make along the way..." really cracked me up - that was way better than even the cow-catapult!

[@allduckslikewater8017]

Alternate title: "British man behaving like US citizen"

[@dogecoinking4727]

Can confirm

[@SirConto]

The only way he could make it more american would be if he did that in a school (Maybe the bard's or the mage's college).

[@brendansodko]

with the most butt fuck and heinous M4 I've ever seen

[@brendansodko]

No rear sight block, no buffer tube, Galil style hand grip, square butt stock the list goes on and on

[@brendansodko]

@tacoburrito Swanson Hell yeah BRUTHR

[@greatscott3708]

I honestly died laughing when he said “ oh no hes got air pods in”

[@Sairiui]

*cue the sound of being riddled with arrows*

[@thegoldenbro78]

Omg He can hear me liking his comment *He has his Air Pods in*

[@KC4life87]

At 18:32 of the spree, the way he says "ooh, there's a child!"😂😂😂😂😂

[@7th_phoenix546]

“I once was an adventure like you until I took a 30cal to the knee”

[@rankena4926]

Is no one going to point out that he pulled out an "AK-47" when really its an FN-fal

[@shotgunner3780]

Yeah, that's a little disturbing

[@DarasuumArray]

I was thinking the same thing

[@kenetmendoza2157]

Like when he said "we're going to play with assault rifles", and shows a fucking minigun. Fucked up, really

[@Mr-Trox]

You expect a British man to know his weapons?

[@rankena4926]

@@Mr-Trox you right

[@ChessKnight865]

"Assault Rifles" Me: Stares at pic thinking "That's Right Ladies and Gentlemen"

[@docautrisim885]

There’s that dude that chops wood all day. A boop, he’s gone.” Lmao best commentary

[@kevinmccracken8920]

I’m disappointed someone missed the opportunity to name the catapult a “cowtapult”.

[@justanameonyourscreen5954]

For real...

[@slaturwinters1828]

Cowtaput went kaput

[@valeriearnold8150]

a treb-moo-chet, if you will

[@kevinmccracken8920]

Tim Arnold even better 😂

[@danieldoherty450]

Was just thinking this, checked comments to see if someone else thought so too. Good form.

[@velvetthunder8732]

Spiff *Walks upstairs and sees guard* Jenassa: "So anyway I started blasting"

[@NintenTmaster]

"Oh no. Bethesda Game Studios! It's presenting something! *gasp* It's Skyrim!" -Everyone everytime Bethesda released a new version of Skyrim

[@Sairiui]

Bethesda can't seem to make anything but Skyrim on every device capable of it

[@GhostyGhost7007]

That gasp has slowly gone from excitement to bewilderment

[@Midget32]

21:09 this is the most satisfying piece of theatre in the world.

[@redcodec]

"I killed them. I killed them all. They're dead, every single one of them. And not just the men, but the women and the children, too. They're like animals, and I slaughtered them like animals. I HATE THEM."

[@brendanmartin4489]

Seen so many Star Wars references and I love you all. thank you.

[@the_annihilator5810]

guard: protecting village with his life because he loves the people and his family spiffy: murders him with a chicken

[@raptordave]

The evil dragon can't kill everyone if they're already dead.

[@exantiuse497]

He can still eat their souls in Sovngard

[@raptordave]

@@exantiuse497 But eventually everyone will be dead and there will be no more souls to eat and he'll starve to death.

[@evanstreamz]

"Even the younglings must go"-spiff. "Master spiff what are we gonna do"

[@Laimee]

Mr steve human: *invades whole Skyrim* Also Mr steve human: Meh not enough *invades solstheim*

[@punkturtles5102]

8:24 "I used the Chicken to destroy the Chicken."

[@PoyntFury]

Spiffing: "Today we'll be playing some Skyrim!" Modern Weapons: *Hey, you're finally awake!*

[@goreyfreeman]

17:41 "including the children, im sorry. even the younglings have to go."

[@danmachyl9613]

I like how Spiff literally conmmits an act of terrorism in Skyrim

[@michealmalloy1934]

Where you referring to him murdering the dog or killing hundreds of defenses humans?

[@cumcrip7582]

I need to correct you: he attempts omnicide

[@gold3npimp]

Notice how not a single Stormcloak or imperial used magic, all but one: Ulfric and his one shout.

[@Mr.Skeleton-El]

Spiff: *sees living thing* Spiff: i need a weapon