SKYRIM MEMES V1 to watch instead of sleeping

[@CritRange]

If you want more Skyrim memes, I made a channel new channel: kzbin.info/door/xS4EG3iI1Pj536Pv-367zg

[@vytautaszygelis1106]

Why, in the ever loving fuck of hell, do you need to censor the word die or kill? What is going on with the human race anymore? Fuck.

[@BalloutNewDregas]

potions of minor healing are quite possibly the most important item in the game

[@dinguskhan655]

​@sudpatient428ayo

[@adamphilips76]

@sudpatient428 nice pfp m8

[@PrincessKnightNekolucario8742]

Skyrim player kills chicken the town: "So u have chosen death".

[@commenter7157]

So true😂

[@nicksonic2baiasilver488]

@sudpatient428same

[@petervlcko4858]

It is like golden egg shitting ferari.

[@maiqtheliar6479]

0:34 Maiq was trapped in a soul gem once, not very pleasant experience.

[@BAD_HOBO]

This means M'aiq died, met The Masters, Talked to vampire mommy, and somehow came back to life. 🤔

[@AzraelAlpha]

Probably achieved CHIM while soul-trapped

[@the_worst_youtuber_ever8583]

M'aiq father M'aiq was

[@drawnwriter5543]

hmm sure you did buddy now focus were killing dragons today

[@Dubby2]

How did he get out of there?! 🤨

[@emeraldskeleton2540]

"Restoration is a perfectly balanced school of magic, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise". 🙂

[@blue_the_boy_kisser]

Ok which way is it _unbalanced_ ?

[@emeraldskeleton2540]

@@blue_the_boy_kisser becoming a vampire and unlocking the skill that causes your spells and attacks to do more damage to the undead. I think the restoration skill is also tied to alchemy "super powerful potions!"

[@wuulfgaarth7186]

​@@blue_the_boy_kisser Hahaha I see you still have a lot to learn young one.

[@Th3VoidOfDarkn3ss]

​@@emeraldskeleton2540 I found this out well using the console... The default effect things are tied to is restoration spells get assigned to the right magic school *but enchantments for armor do not* and so are restoration, potions that fortify restoration will fortify the effects of armor, and if that armor helps you make better potions then the potions make the armor better witch makes the potions better then the armor, etc... I have not really seen anyone explain how it works only how to do it, so that is why I have typed this.

[@selineoakenarrow3989]

Imagin how pissed Meridia would be if you used her Becon as a mace. Shed be sending someone after you " listen this assholes using my Becon as a weapon, deal with him and bring it back to me... then you can deal with the men defiling my shrine "

[@thatdudemetro6271]

Imagine chilling in helgen and then the "we are here to teach you a lesson" gang appears, you find the note to see who sent them after you, then you see what you just wrote.

[@selineoakenarrow3989]

@@thatdudemetro6271LOL

[@mrkiky]

Someone actually made this mod though.

[@kittenredkat]

i got her sword rather late into the game because i bumped into her statue while heading somewhere...now her sword in in a weapon rack with the one hit dagger...because my current weapons have better base damage. so i think she's pretty mad at me anyway. Mehrunes is also probably mad at me...but not as mad s the dude i killed to have the dagger...that i don't even use.XD

[@jamesunderwoood8412]

To be fair about ulfric not shouting his way out, canonically he surrendered after being surrounded, so he probably wanted to be executed and die a martyr rather risk dying trying to escape

[@andrekrzyzowiec4063]

or he did not want his people to be slaughtered. Also, if properly gaged he could not remove the gag, he would have to untie it on the back, witch would be mostly impossible with hands tied in the front as they were. Even if, probably would have taken some time and could be easily noticed.

[@TheShadowSentinel]

@@andrekrzyzowiec4063 depending on how thorough the gag was, he probably could just pull it down.

[@morosov4595]

He says, that while he knows how to shout, it's probably a simple "Fus", not enough to damage anyone.

[@unnameduser5647]

​@@morosov4595 seemed to be enough to kill the high king Torygg

[@morosov4595]

@@unnameduser5647 If you talk about it with him, he says it's a legend, and he did use his voice, but it was the sword that did most damage. But he lets people exaggerate, because he doesn't see a harm in it.

[@somerandom200]

I like the memes. Now I'm going climb a mountain in skyrim and not follow the path.

[@insertunoroginalnamehere6189]

same

[@hardboiledeggsaredisgracef1817]

i did that in my first time when going to bleak falls barrow. I was like 8 and it was 5am and I started to scream

[@Ed_man_talking9]

don't forget your horse.

[@yendrian44]

Never followed a path in all of my playtrough

[@PixelCatSheep]

Sounds fun

[@sandhamitizer9706]

As someone who just installed 603 mods for the vr version, i take the "no one needs 300 mods" part very personally.

[@Ultimate-Scorpion-r1d3r]

Yeah. My BIGGEST Skyrim Regret is that Not all Mods Work Together! There's always the "This mod Conglicts with another Mod" Even if they're Unrelated Completely! 😭 My Second Skyrim Regret is not having a Good Enough PC for some of the Mods I'd Like! Also, I've seen a Successful modder who has more than 800 Mods installed, and the Game looks Heavenly!

[@darcy606_artist]

@@Ultimate-Scorpion-r1d3r xedit is our friend

[@ahmadabiyoso5050]

00:59 For anyone wondering why you can't marry her (at least form lore point of view), it's because she is still traumatized by her memory of becoming a vampire by having "you know what activity" with Molag Bal

[@SteelPancake]

Thx for info bro

[@t.a4141]

Ohhh............................

[@Daveaintreal]

Not the first time he's done it either.

[@origamiman7891]

Ohh _How to kill a Daedra lord_

[@Mrskelletor]

Let’s just say. Molag bal entered her to become a vampire

[@Ratich]

Me accidentally presses R on a chest. A new hand touches the beacon!

[@khido3826]

When this happens, it's sure that you're using headphones, 2a.m., and the sound is at it's maximum volume.

[@kittenredkat]

i actually found her statue first on accident. so i as sent of to find her beacon then went back to her to give it back and do her quest. and i did it late game too.

[@MysticalHaloZ]

"F*ck your zodiac sign, who are you killing" Me: I do as the clairvoyance guides.

[@BjornforBattle]

Me: *gives mudcrabs a monocolr and top hat to be respectable* Also me: *makes them cuss more than a pissed off Gordon Ramsey*

[@Miss_Camel]

Wait, is that really a thing? I want that!! I love those deadly little motherfuckers, they’re just so cute!

[@sorenagernakk8432]

It's been just over 11 years since i first set foot in Blacksreach and i have gained what feels like tragic, forbidden knowledge that spits in the face of all the suffering I and many others subjected ourselves to those first few times we actually dedicated ourselves to that quest. there are almost 50 spots you can find crimson nirnroot.

[@fireblast133]

3:07 To be fair, he wants to taint the bow with her blood. We just taint some arrows. Temporary effect, and doesn't require enough blood to kill her.

[@creasedhorizon8931]

It's only temporary if you don't kill her. The full ritual Harkon wanted to do would have killed her and that would make it permanent. That's why he had to die, he wanted to permanently block out the sun at the cost of his wife or daughter. It's only temporary when we do it because we don't kill her, just take some blood.

[@ethanhananel569]

I just did the black reach quest for the first time today, holy shit these memes are accurate

[@WOOSH1122]

Blackreach is so beautiful! I hope you enjoyed it. Did you try using the unrelenting force shout on the ball thing and summoning the dragon, too?

[@shrekatemyonions]

My first Skyrim playthrough became a paladin build as soon as I found Dawnbreaker, I leaned super heavily into hating the undead and all that. Ironically, I also experienced a bug with Dawnguard DLC that made Serena unable to open the gates at Volkihar & because you can’t dismiss her before then, I was stuck with her for the rest of the playthrough. The permanent paladin-necromancer duo 😭

[@goldenhume]

You can use the famous wooden plate glitch to pass through the gates if you needed.

[@insertunoroginalnamehere6189]

who even needs sleep these days

[@legacy7727]

the milk drinkers

[@An_Ian]

@@legacy7727 Good thing Im watching this at 11:51 pm whilst drinking Pepsi hu

[@GHOST49759]

"Oh good your finally awake"

[@Mars-eu8dz]

You do

[@insertunoroginalnamehere6189]

@@Mars-eu8dz nahh I'll just play Skyrim all day all night

[@autismreal4]

There is now a mod that makes Meridia’s Beacon a weapon. Thank Todd.

[@Bluesonofman]

I got an Axe of Whiterun that was a Glass Axe before. It's based on level

[@g.wstinxgaming3255]

bro what the fuck was 8:18 ... i was caught off guard

[@SilverWulf08_]

First time I see a meme video where the meme in the thumbnail is actually the first meme in the video. This is absolutely amazing!

[@sammy13ificationable]

Fun fact about Talos, it's actually ⅔ of a LITERAL god, and ⅓ elvish, since hes a fusion of the souls of Tiber Septim (a Dragonborn, and therefore half akatosh) his battle mage Zurin Arctus (if a remember correctly, a Chimer that didnt turn Dunmer because he worshiped his old gods instead of the tribunal, which is why the whole Numideum debauche was a problem, hes also the Underking) and a physical aspect of Shor himself (also known as Lorkhan, a LITERAL CREATOR OF NIRN) so not only the Thalmor argument complete bullshit, it's also absolutely hypocritical, because Talos was not a man, he was three men, two of which were fucking demi-gods, and the third of which was ALSO an elf, just like the Thalmor, and because the Thalmor pray to Arkay, WHO WAS LITERALLY A BRETON ASSASSIN BEFORE HE ASCENDED TO GODHOOD. ONE OF THEIR OWN FUCKING GODS WAS THE MOST MORTAL RACE OF PEOPLE ON FUCKING NIRN.

[@localokranenjoyer4584]

I don't think Zurin Arctus' race was ever specified. He probably wasn't a Chimer since the Ashlanders worshipped the Reclamations as well and were still turned into Dunmer. It took godlike powers to resist this change(Almalexia and half of Vivec). He was probably a human like Tiber Septim and Wulfharth.

[@sammy13ificationable]

@@localokranenjoyer4584 the only issue with the "probably human" argument is that, while plausible, based on his name, its seems pretty improbable. It's not a very... human sounding name. But even then, it's a HUGE hole in the Thalmor argument, because Talos is STILL ⅔ REAL god

[@localokranenjoyer4584]

@@sammy13ificationable If Calixto Curio is a human name then Zurin Arctus is as well.

[@sammy13ificationable]

@@localokranenjoyer4584 I suppose that could be, Calixto IS a silly ass name, but that still leaves two MASSIVE demigod sized holes in their argument, especially when one of their own "true gods" used to be the very thing they accuse Talos of

[@localokranenjoyer4584]

@@sammy13ificationable As if they would really care. "Oh no, Talos isn't one man, but three! I guess we should just stop all this." They would be just as if not more adamant to depose Talos if he was three men. Oh, and also I believe Zurin Arctus was a Shezzarine, and avatar of Shor, like Wulfharth, though I could be wrong.

[@The6NoodleBowls]

0:01 "oh yeah, its all coming together."

[@rochesterliszt1260]

Shield is great. No matter what shields you use, It reduces at least 50% incoming damages. One-hand weapon’s power attack can stagger enemies, thus making shield and blade build perfect.

[@AzraelAlpha]

I'm going on a full paladin build after years of gravitating toward sneak archer lmao Bashing skulls is fun

[@djin1475]

@@AzraelAlpha in ordinator there is a skill that buffs bashing damage by 3% for each stamina point and in Unslaad mod there is a ring that doubles bashing dmg, i was curious so i got auriel's shield then i charged it to full i had 100 mana 500 HP and 500 stamina, and guess what happened when i got to biggest forsworn camp in the reach ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@gavinheugel4049]

8:54 Who knew that Astrid was also an option?

[@Its.A.Me.Mario.1985]

She's married.

[@justadude57483915748]

She dead in my playthrough lol

[@CrashOzzy1223]

4:44 yeah, “MER” means elf, DweMER

[@gerardwayseyelash]

WAIT A SECOND-

[@bahajirutmspt436]

4:56 you forgot the kettle that moves at the speed of light and deals a million damage of whimsical collision mechanics

[@DenvaProbablyDraws]

Now that im replaying skyrim on expert difficulty in survival mode, hearing the bandits say “you never should have come here!” Is a whole lot more real.

[@jpcofferip5325]

Stormcloaks : say they don't like elves, force DE to live in a crumbuling district, underpay argonian workers. Average imperial supporter : "that's racism". The empire : rules over a country without any clue on it's traditions, beaves like colonial brittain, tracks down the natives to be tortured and executed for their religion, collaborates with elven supremasists that think that a good human is either dead or enslaved. Average imperial supporter : "that's so open minded !"

[@alexyoung6474]

The angrier one at high hortgar. I'm so glad I'm not the only one.

[@grim_hero1323]

5:24 "By orders captain."

[@hmmyeah467]

Misjudged the jump?! Yeah right, i walked off a 3 foot rock and my horse died.

[@fabricioresmini1542]

just a pro hint: if cintya just go attacking the enemies and the enemies didnt was see you, you are in stealth mode and can do a critical hit

[@angelopinheiro7416]

Goated profile pic

[@soulsurvivor2706]

0:30 mm, best blessing in Skyrim, shouts cost 0% less

[@Void_Dragon]

Did you know clairvoyance used to be able to track down crimson nirnroot? It got patched out in 1.9, so you cant anymore, but you can find out which of the 3 asterid wants to rid of still.

[@commenter7157]

Literally the truest compilation of Skyrim memes ever

[@Cool_Guy53]

That looking for arngeir in high hrothgar one was very relatable If u can't find him just head to their beds wait till its night and arngeir will show to sleep then you disturb him to find the location for a shout

[@dopedfurry2010]

"Run past the frost troll"? Bruh, ive literally fist fought that boi on legendary. My footwork is immaculate

[@LucasdMoraes]

I lost it all in the "new face touches the beacon"... I couldnt last 5 sec

[@rendon978]

The chopping wood for hours one is super accurate, if I'm going to a hotel for a few days I keep my pc on and have a mod that makes you chop wood infinitely without having to press a button every 3 chops, come back home and im rich as fuu

[@silverbloodborne9495]

Me: land so i can turn your bones into a sword later Dragon : i will never land then and use fire on you Me in a open field: shit shit shit shit

[@wind-born2581]

I'd just tell the kid to save the game before they don't listen to me and get their ass kicked by the troll. (First time that happened to me, my last save game was at Nilheim.)

[@ChrisJones-xd1re]

Hit the Empire while they're down. You'll never get a better chance.

[@adamwill2161]

5:08 are we sure she did not go on a date with sheogorath ?

[@herrdrizzt9547]

That paladin thing hit so hard. Felt incredibly lonely surrounded by stealth arches before i saw that meme

[@adityadesai4075]

Yes, I also either do a paladin build or a spellsword (1hs + magic, usually fireball) build whenever I feel I've overused stealth archer

[@herrdrizzt9547]

@@adityadesai4075 paladin build is funniest build to play skyrim, imo

[@chloeemley4347]

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE CAUGHT BY ASTRID SLEEPING IN THE DRUG DEN LMAO

[@Dubby2]

3:16 This is the most relatable thing I've ever seen

[@djin1475]

I play master Thu'um with thunderchild so VERY MUCH relatable

[@CromulonDan]

The Dragonborn whenever the join a guild in Skyrim “Look at me, LOOK at me, I am the captain now”

[@duskbringer4583]

9:28 OK, that was a lot funnier than I thought it would be!

[@Numenex]

2:08 this is VERY accurate, good thing Dragonrend exists.

[@AnonCreator228]

Damn,i never knew i needed some Skyrim memes. Especially these ones,they are really good 👍

[@careerfullonrapist3316]

Next elder scrolls is obviously gonna have an imperial victory for the Civil War. Most people side based on armor and imperials have better armor so they win the popularity contest, and also letting the stormcloaks win just means the same War in skyrim but directly with the elves vs the nords and they don't want to make another skyrim they want a new conflict in foreign lands that imperial control of skyrim will create and allow the elves to invade further and become a global threat.

[@delfinenteddyson9865]

that doesn't make any sense. If I want imperial armor, especially the generals armor, I side with the stormcloaks, so I can take it from their corpses.

[@careerfullonrapist3316]

@@delfinenteddyson9865 right? Thats what I say but I guess people feel weird wearing imperial armor in a battle against imperials. If I do an imperial run I just get heavy from the solitude blacksmith and get that cool greek looking helmet with the black Mohawk in the east empire company warehouse.

[@cherrygrabber7172]

Nords are resistant to cold, and they're warriors so keeping them at bay with frost spells is gonna be tricky. Imperials have money and diplomacy, not so useful in warfare. I don't think the next Elder Scrolls game is going to be Skyrim 2, and going to be set aside as a rumor or two that's open to interpretation.

[@cherrygrabber7172]

@@delfinenteddyson9865 You can ask for three types of armour with the Solitude blacksmith after you joined. Even I, a Stormcloak, know that.

[@thetohoapologist4240]

Stormcloak coper

[@Albanus35]

Mr. Ice Troll was there for no other reason than trolling...

[@theblindbandit6533]

All my homies worship Talos

[@Nalcardarune]

So on that bear one. Bears for the most part are territorial in game, so long as you arent within their range, but they see you, they may roar at you, but keep an eye on the radar for the red dot, bc it won't appear immediately, only if you get closer.

[@_Umbrael_]

1:58 Ok, but somebody explain why I actually feel bad for always saying that axe is terrible now.

[@war_fish]

pretty sure his hands were entirely covered

[@chrisp6710]

Oh that emperor septim one. Yeah I did that Dark Brotherhood quest but then left to the island of Solstheim I think it’s called? So I did more quests before returning to fix the Dark Brotherhood sanctuary. But while on my earlier quest I accidentally hit and killed Lucian’s ghost when I summoned him. So the Dark Brotherhood got mad at me and wouldn’t let me fix shit until I paid up reparations. Ya know, for hitting a ghost. So I just kept the gold.

[@ThatOneDraken]

5:15 SHE STOLE SHEOGORATH'S CHEESE! CEASE HER!

[@pneumonoultramicroscopicsiIico]

*my future son explaining Skyrim ultra enhanced special edition* Me: do not cite the ancient magic to me, I was there when it was written

[@takeru_the_homeless]

4:17... i was about to fight alduin. For some reason i got teleported away cause of her.

[@stoned_kitty]

By the time TES VI released, Lydia already has grandchildren, and Ulfric become a Draugr Deathlord.

[@ZeePanzer]

tbh, i killed the woman and the kajiit, the mercenary is the only one that sounds like some random guy who killed some people for work, but one day got kidnapped cus some idiot girl tough no one would miss him. about the others... one got justice and for the other.... well shit happens sometimes.

[@jazzingpanda3190]

Damn that talols meme is legit This video format is hilarious though love it

[@ordomachinum4016]

That ulfric one about him removing his gag made me the same way Tyler was

[@Synthia17]

I actually used the axe of whiterun for a while because it was orcish waraxe with absorb health enchantment and that was actually fairly nice early game.

[@immasword]

they should take the Kotor 2 rout and determine the winner of the war based on the player's chosen dialog

[@lokir2809]

I need more skyrim meme :)

[@karl-erikvik3400]

My proudest moment was when 645 mods worked, and I did it on pure vibes and spamming sort mods

[@nickkohlmann]

Okay I can relate to every single one of them. Excellent work!

[@AndreBigBoi]

I don't get the one at 4:45

[@thefoxtrotter0130]

2:42 it was so absurd even the ai had to stifle a laugh

[@gabinboillon1102]

It's 4:33 in the morning, the title is awfully accurate

[@AidanDaGreat]

watching this instead of sleeping and i am starting to regret

[@Zyguard_101]

5 years till I did the main quest when I first played Skyrim. Bruh that was wild.

[@theresawareham8590]

Half the time I get killed because of jumping off of cliff with 50 mods

[@matibuce]

child: "I can take you out" me, "full daedric armor lvl 100 chillrend + dawnbreaker": u sure bro

[@BlueLegoStud]

Then you find out you cannot kill children: *WHY YSMIR WHYYY*

[@red_again]

​@@BlueLegoStudI think there's a mod that allows you to kill the little runts.

[@chris86simon]

Instead of sleeping you say? Interesting.

[@smolgobbo3826]

“Ulfric is racist” “Yes” Chad.png

[@2shadesofgray752]

Im a human supremacist

[@keulron2290]

Fun fact: Clairvoyance shows which guy Astrid wants you to actually eliminate.

[@ItsChevnotJeff]

Thalmor would believe Talosbis a god, if his shrine didn't give blessings that only a Dragonborn can benefit from, cured of disease aside that might just have been a fart rather than Rockjoint

[@jujus_bizarreadventure]

throwback to the time i got attacked by 4 bears at once

[@OverlordMalarkey]

Bandit: Sovngarde awaits you! Me, with a Black Soul Gem/Black Star of Azura: THE SOUL CAIRN AWAITS YOU!!!

[@Lagbara]

It's almost 3 in the morning and I've to go to work in the morning, thank you for the video

[@ELDEN_BOY]

You can just keep the money from killing the emperor

[@ronandynan1228]

The one about the dad teaching his son about how to play the latest version of skyrim is the most depressingly true thing ever😢💀💀

[@F-FL4ME]

The title of this video is way too accurate

[@LadyPersephone133]

*echoey voice* “A new face touches the beacon.”

[@luisrosado7050]

i keep seeing all these Meridia memes and im like omg i JUST finished the dawnguards quest and had previously touched the beacon!

[@Billyboi76]

7:17 this was me the first time I went to Bleak Falls Barrow

[@prepareuranus8097]

i had totally forgotten what molag bal had done to serana... no wonder the girl is terrified of any advances... the memory would be too real and triggering...

[@SamPendentTheThief]

I thought the sovengarde awaits from anyone was them threatening to send me to sovengarde

[@arthursoares6656]

People who played Styx Shards of Darkness: I FUKING HATE DWARFS

[@nekodestroyer1901]

2:14 i still love this video because this is so extremely relatable the pure rage that i try to condense before killing thalmor is unimaginable

[@discorddraqonequus8436]

Okay but i got the axe of whiterun at level 40, and i got a dwarven greataxe with absorb like 20 stamina. Literally the best axe of whiterun I've ever seen.

[@thegriffin2499]

that should make it when you cure serana you can marry her because she wont belong to molag anymore

[@dustongloves3281]

its like 1 am and i cant sleep so fitting

[@robbietheweirdo]

the thing is harkon was gonna kill serana for her blood while you don't

[@Motionlesscapture]

“Dwarves are elves!” DRG fans: *this,this can’t be!*

[@feywinterfox9630]

omg.....his hands are tied in the front!!! 🤯🤯🤯