Skyrim Speedrun, but I randomized all the doors

[@YoungClarke]

Thalmor wizard: “So a naked, starving Khajiit somehow broke into the embassy, took all our garlic and the laundry, then just wandered around confused, demanding to know where the doors are. I don’t know how to explain it, so we’re not telling anyone what happened.”

[@vyrkolach5546]

You're interfering with official Thalmor business

[@draglorr5578]

Thanks for the good laugh!

[@kyliemoore9013]

As someone who lives in California, this is a normal occurrence here.

[@kyliemoore9013]

@ZoomerStasi it's not just black people thought. Majority are white homeless people. You don't need mods for this when you have drugs.

[@ExtraordinaryFate]

@@kyliemoore9013Can confirm, homeless people are all over in California

[@gingerroot420]

Stenvar never left you, his doors weren’t random so he was running across Skyrim to find you. That is true loyalty

[@rugbug531]

o7 stenvar

[@omgmeoogbal]

I wanted to day exactly this haha

[@twk4977]

O7

[@twk4977]

​@@omgmeoogbalsay*

[@knightogourd]

Doug should gay marry him

[@noterobrine9921]

Stenvar disappearing for like 10 minutes then casually walking into view as if nothing happened had me dying

[@bigtalor999]

Stenvar is mysterious fr

[@goldenrainclouds9309]

That plus the brain rot got me

[@Señor-Donjusticia]

Who?

[@canadian__ninja]

Who is Stenvar

[@Zillionman2010]

Stenvar didn't have the mod installed, so every time Doug went through a new door he had to run all the way across Skyrim to get there. That's true loyalty.

[@gammoregan]

Honestly considering how many doors within Riften ultimately lead back to Riften, it's kind of amazing Doug managed to get in there in the first place.

[@brandacespangler4579]

When everything is riften… then nothing will be.

[@silentbeats7015]

You know the video's a banger when 2 seconds in he says "this probably isn't going on youtube"

[@The_Jerico]

True

[@shawtylikeamonke]

6 seconds 🤓☝️

[@IdentifiantE.S]

@@shawtylikeamonkeThanks 🧑🏻‍💻

[@ArcYT]

​@@shawtylikeamonke🤓

[@FishRepair]

Sounds about like how that would happen

[@Blackpeel]

Doug realizing he somehow missed the Broomsmith and then immediately finding Stenvar again is the funniest thing I've seen all month

[@lamprayy2046]

Maybe the real broomstick is the senvar we made along the way

[@ArakkoaChronicles]

Imagine if the NPCs using the doors were also affected by this. You'd keep finding random (dead) civilians in Apocrypha or confused Thalmor in Sovngarde.

[@Norzel7]

Nah, they're absolutely affected by this. But they know where the doors lead, so when a Riverwood guy wants to go sleep, he begins a journey that will take him all the way to Dawnstar, through the Blackreach, turn left at Miraak, and a quick walk between left and right doors of Sowngarde; all to reach his own sweet, sweet bed, just in time to wake up and go all the way back to Riverwood.

[@tecmangames69]

@@Norzel7 bro, your comment made me laugh, thx

[@boldone66]

​@@Norzel7 at that point they might as well sleep with the guards just outside Riverwood on their little camp lmao

[@joshclark756]

explains why stenvar randomly disappeared took the wrong door

[@GZilla311]

@@boldone66What if they’re married? Should they still sleep with the guards?

[@ShaggyDabbyDank]

I just love how genuine Doug is with his skyrim playtime predominantly being in the intro hour, little things like wondering why all the doors are locked and not realizing it's the day cycle is nutty hilarious.

[@shoestringVA]

“I found a doorway to heaven, so I stole all the food and bolted.” Pretty sure Sun Wukong did that.

[@Hi-6969]

i accidentally ate all of heaven's riches. oops, but now they can't kill me

[@Drakilax]

These light novel titles are getting out of hand.

[@darksuperganon]

@@Drakilax For a light novel that's pretty short TBH

[@SebastianAriza]

@@darksuperganon I accidentally broke into heaven and ate all of its riches. Oops, turns out I became immortal! Now all the gods are trying to kill me on a daily basis!

[@Darkness_Fuchsia]

He's the Sun Wucat

[@skullsarecute]

I imagine stenvar was going to the real destination of each door then spending 10 minutes running across the entire map to catch back up to Doug.

[@EonLess]

Imagine going to a store to buy milk and being sent straight into the pocket dimension of the eldritch god of knowledge

[@pepsicide8567]

So 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘴 what happened to my dad!

[@Charlys787]

Then I would drink the milk.

[@teyr5]

​@@pepsicide8567 Sorry son...

[@DaCalZone]

The Story of Stenvar

[@chipstick3856]

I mean you gotta know where to go to find the best milk.

[@callumprice1710]

I actually love this concept. An inadvertent dimension jumper, just trying to get food and sleep

[@fukkthisnewupdate8882]

SCP 507

[@callumprice1710]

@@fukkthisnewupdate8882 yeah kinda but thats a bit more varied.

[@fukkthisnewupdate8882]

​@@callumprice1710 true. I just wanted an opportunity to bring him up because he's one of my favorites.

[@12packersfan]

I love how Doug puts the timer on the top like this is a real speedrun category and he isn’t just messing around having fun the whole time

[@DragonLazuli]

It wasn't a real speedrun? D:

[@jare114]

@@DragonLazuli RIGGED

[@StarchieHalo]

Shoutouts to simpleflips

[@draugnaustaunikunhymnphoo6978]

I could imagine it helps when editting.

[@xrafter]

Well, chat like having the timer because it reminds them of time.

[@underplayer420]

25:39 Love how for a second here everyone spammed "LET HIM COOK" Cause he was next to some soup lol

[@CapnJigglypuff]

All roads may lead to Rome, but apparently all doors lead to Riften.

[@CapnJigglypuff]

Nevermind, looks like in the end all doors led to gay baby jail

[@StarchieHalo]

​@@CapnJigglypuffshoutouts to simpleflips

[@InsanityReborn]

And leaving riften is death.

[@hrothgardevaitos8330]

Came here to say this.

[@forecastumbrella1626]

Just thought about writing that, lmao

[@Nic-San]

24:00 I love how the blacksmith casually uses a broom to make the imperials armoury

[@qbertking1910]

When regular blacksmiths can’t keep up with the orders, you gotta get innovative

[@Gyaradosage]

“Is this man down the hall a weakling?” Doug asks as he walks up to a teleporting eldritch tentacle monster and lightly punches it in the shoulder.

[@RhysCallinan-cg5ww]

As someone who has played that DLC I knew exactly that Doug was never gonna kill that thing. Bastards are a pain even at level 100 plus with Daedric and Dragonbone equipment.

[@trashtrash2169]

That must be hyperbole or you're playing on legendary. If it's the latter, do you just hate fun?

[@thedarkoverlordofall]

@@trashtrash2169 as someone who plays on legendary (and with mods that make combat more intense)… the danger is what makes it fun, it can be frustrating tho you get to a point where you can’t deal with lower difficulties anymore, when it’s easy it feels wrong

[@trashtrash2169]

@@thedarkoverlordofall Well, unmodded legendary is shit. It just turns every fight into a drawn out kite battle. It's not any harder it's just tedious. Vanilla Skyrim doesn't have deep enough combat for difficulty modes.

[@thedarkoverlordofall]

@@trashtrash2169 that’s absolutely fair yeah, unmodded legendary is pretty miserable I’ll agree there

[@SupremeSandals]

Stenvar can't teleport so he runs across the world to reach Doug, that's loyalty 🥰

[@aldar8240]

man, imagine walking up to a kid who's asleep, and she, without getting out of bed or even *moving,* opens her eyes and says "you're not supposed to be in here" in a completely flat tone. I'd be terrified

[@soulbounddoll1826]

"I saw you steal that!" Through a wall apparently.

[@alexharrison2743]

She is the Elder God of Omniscience. Fear her.

[@jolonghthong]

Pocket dimension house

[@Pumpkin525]

You steal something in an empty room and a voice says "Let's have fun!". Only thing in there s a mannequin.

[@greg_kw]

what@@Pumpkin525

[@christopherberk9474]

I think Stenvar interacts with doors normally, so when you space jump he'll typically have to travel a long distance to reach you

[@LordMoku]

The realism of this mode is insane; Doug getting Severe Brain Rot is so immersive.

[@rosetheblackcat]

he contracts it every episode but finally a videogame actually acknowledged it!

[@SHWAWSH]

_Brain Rot added_ "I used to be a skibidi rizzler like you, then I took a grimace shake to the gyatt"

[@MadVampire-CM]

[@BigBazz-Clips]

“Your intelligence is being drained”

[@emo_grinch_440]

Doug's lack of Skyrim knowledge while also playing Skyrim as part of his job is crazy

[@yaldabaoth4807]

Similar to smashtubers ngl, not that uncommon surprisingly

[@g_raffthearchlich]

I think it's funny that he doesn't realize he could wait till places just open for business

[@FrozenShadow007]

Brain rot will do that to you

[@emo_grinch_440]

@@FrozenShadow007 Best wishes to all brain rot sufferers

[@H3iMda11_G0d]

Fake it till you make it 🤷

[@majornougat5207]

That whole broomsmith ordeal was hilarious and right afterwards stenvar reappears, i havent laughed this much in a long time

[@genesis4322]

The Broomsmith is now canon in the DougDoug Cinematic Universe.

[@MiloPlayz_N_Gamez]

I thought I was the only one who saw that

[@skeleten5439]

Along with father Stenvar

[@SpaceNerd95251]

cant believe doug didnt get the broomsmith ending, that one was my favorite smh my head

[@ClassyCorgi]

Only the almighty Broomsmith can cure Brain Rot

[@DrUnfunny]

And I'm here for it

[@pokesonav]

This sounds like a fantastic concept for a light novel. Imagine an isekai where the protagonist's "cheat" skill is a passive that teleports him to a random location whenever he goes through a door. Of course the very first door would send him a to a backdoor of the most dangerous dungeon in the world where he finds the endgame loot in a boss reward chest, because he ended up in the room that's AFTER the boss fight.

[@MJ-mp1fx]

A naked cat showing up randomly in your house and swiping food from you as it's dodging your attacks is 100% accurate

[@buggibii]

rumpleteezer/mungojerrie behavior

[@Uncle480]

27:15 "Kevon? Oh! A lockpick. Thank you, Kevon!" Don't know why that made me laugh.

[@tricmagic]

24:00 Imagine using your fist and a broom to shape red hot metal. Pretty sure squid dad has been messing with you from the start. You never left their realm, just madness left.

[@fukkthisnewupdate8882]

ah, good old Uncle Sheo

[@UltraVarietyChannel]

You know you've played way too much of this game when you immediately recognize most of the randomized locations lol

[@joshuahalliburton7711]

Doug: "Wait, it's all riften?" Randomizer mod: "Always has been" *Shoots gun*

[@kolskytraveller1369]

As the bullet exits the barrel, it teleports straight to a shooter's head

[@dagobahstudios3662]

@@kolskytraveller1369it teleports to riften

[@TheAdvertisement]

13:46 Dougdoug having the pause to do other things for 20 minutes while the mod re-randomized is great. xD

[@_0451_]

Bear door never forgets. Bear door never forgives.

[@noahb4399]

I played a laugh track after it happened but they cut it apparently :( RIGGED

[@philosophy_bot4171]

Beep bop... I'm the Philosophy Bot. Here, have a quote: "Never give a sword to a man who can't dance" ~ Confucius

[@jellycore1316]

@@noahb4399 Nooo ;w; RIP

[@andrewbernal9957]

Stenvar has been doing side quests while Doug runs around in the background. Stenvar is the true dragonborn. Stenvar in the main character. You are Stenvar’s companion.

[@Alaskanraider2734]

Stenvar is like Batman. He appears, is cheered on, disappears without a trace, comes back when we need him the most, and leaves again

[@ModernModo3417]

I don't know about the need him most part

[@marten2522]

hes like aslan

[@Gockus]

7:44 Insane foreshadowing

[@12packersfan]

Name a more iconic duo than Doug saying a video won’t be on KZbin and the video being on KZbin

[@Muppetman1230]

Doug and Doug

[@IdentifiantE.S]

Navi and Link

[@LocseryuOfficial]

Deez and nuts

[@unepecheauhasard365]

Doug and his dementia he keeps inventing characters like Tenvar or Janitor

[@FirstLast-wk3kc]

Chat and chat. Or "dnd stream" and "next time".

[@jazzydragon4498]

Watching this video became a fun game of guessing what dungeons he is in, especially if you've played Skyrim a lot.

[@zapsattaxx]

The first half of the video can really be summarized as "All roads lead to Riften"

[@spookhyskeleton]

And the second half "Stenvar's Bizarre Adventure"

[@thewildcard600]

and you eventually end in jail

[@Hoosiergirl2022]

The “Where do u suggest we buy lockpicks, sir” conversation is great 😂 5:05

[@janstraka8674]

23:55 only in skyrim can you see a man hammer steel with a broom and not question it for a second.

[@Henatake]

Yep🤣

[@jakekunz5168]

25:12 😂😂 The companions in Skyrim are the best, they never give up 😂😂

[@julesvanlaar]

I wonder if follower's doorways are not randomized? So Stenvar has to run to you if you are suddenly across the map.

[@lukeashe8313]

That's what I assume

[@sjs9698]

i always assumed the followers just got moved to your new location (for doors or fast-travel) kinda surprised that's not the case.

[@RhysCallinan-cg5ww]

I assume that the follower passing through doors thing is affected badly for this, as the exact places are mixed up. I believe it sends followers somewhere between ten feet and over a kilometre away from the player, hence why Doug never saw Stenvar at some maps or it took him a while to arrive or he'd be exactly there with him. These NPCs were never meant to deal with mods as chaotic as these.

[@nitemare107]

Sorry to bring back a comment after 3 months, but followers don't actually go through doors. They're moved to the last door a player used to go into the area, but if its the first time the player is in that area the follower is moved to a default-marked door instead. Since DouguelDouguel isn't entering these areas the intended way, the "default door" the follower is placed at rarely matches the one he comes out of, so Stenvar basically has to clear the entire dungeon just to get back to him. It's why even in the base game, sometimes when you go into an inn or shop, your follower will sprint into screen from a side room or backdoor instead of being next to you (Belethor's in Whiterun is a pretty common candidate, iirc).

[@big_ph1sh]

​@@RhysCallinan-cg5ww😅

[@januarygrey]

13:01 🎶 "I can think clearly now Brain Rot is gone" 🎶 (to the tune of I Can See Clearly Now)

[@MrTrolltle]

WHATUP KZbin!!!! - A Twitch Streamer

[@FreeAIsponge12]

@@literala2919 that’s just wrong

[@JP-TT]

Doug should start doing KZbin streams

[@marvelousball]

Tw*tch streamer

[@pianopeople1976]

@@JP-TT L take

[@exo04]

Lol

[@AriochStarr]

Honestly, I'm so glad someone noticed the legendary Broomsmith.

[@Ganey16]

"We have officially stolen all the food from heaven" Has to be one of my fav Doug Doug quotes with no context

[@ehunter1196]

Breaks into afterlife, steals all the food, refuses to elaborate and just leaves.

[@netapel2625]

The first half if the video: All roads lead to riften The second half: The passion of the Stenvar, featuring guest artist: The Broomsmith.

[@shelbydont]

Me: watching Doug’s vod of him running through randomized Skyrim doors. Doug: uploads the highlights version just before I finish the final hour to spite me.

[@KingKlear]

The full VOD was better.

[@matthewpopow6647]

​@@KingKlear it was but also time consuming

[@napioor]

@@KingKlear All the fighting about itallics in the description for the first 2 hours of the stream were really missing in this video

[@KingKlear]

@@napioor I can't believe they didn't include death = delete.

[@napioor]

@@KingKlear oh yeah, that was also great

[@jacobfrias7478]

Haven't watched the video yet and ive never seen a normal playthrough of skyrim, cant wait to watch the video!

[@chemistry_vihta8573]

the scary portal at the start really got me.. nearly jumped out of my seat

[@nielsunnerup7099]

I know right? I saw the stream live and I still have nightmares.

[@GrimNoire0]

Why tho?

[@siradzki5905]

Wut?

[@decayedtooth2564]

I can’t believe doug popularized the term “brain rot”

[@jillyboel_]

13:13 B E A R D O O R 24:00 B R O O M S M I T H 24:51 Gaslight, gatekeep BROOMSMITH 25:12 VICTORIOUS RETURN OF STENVAR

[@hamclamcamp]

This is peak Twitch chatter energy

[@ExtraordinaryFate]

@@hamclamcampIt makes you want to die doesn’t it?

[@hamclamcamp]

@@ExtraordinaryFate not if stenvar kills me first

[@jillyboel_]

​@@ExtraordinaryFate then perish ❤

[@AngryLemon19]

The first door leading into a black book might be the craziest shit I've ever seen

[@wiedeni]

This is how Skyrim was meant to be played

[@matthewpopow6647]

You might say he "needed to play the skyrim of his God danm life"

[@oujimandias6485]

All doors leading to Riften, as dreamed by Doug, is canon.

[@Wolf-f9]

Alternative title: Doug slowly losing his mind to his crippling dementia for 28 minutes and 28 seconds

[@mattymerr701]

When dementia starts affecting you, numbers like that become more important psychoillogically

[@morganhart3682]

Considering how quickly he stumbled into Apocrypha, it makes sense.

[@jolonghthong]

Brain rot isn’t a joking matter

[@bennetthobbitt9847]

who is doug

[@DrUnfunny]

​@@jolonghthongI'd say Twitter as a whole has brain rot so yes, it is.

[@graymonk5972]

god skyrim companions fucking off when you go through doors happens in the base game sometimes and you’ll find them 30 minutes later after you mourned their loss and found someone else then it’s a whole awkward ass reunion i stg

[@Leafeater09]

Stenvar was really pissed at him for entering that guys house.

[@Señor-Donjusticia]

Who?

[@Niffy3665]

Who's Stenvar?

[@el-xq1ct]

what's a house?

[@likeapro4242]

grand was really the MPV of Twitch Chat for this stream. The build up of their arc with Stenvar faking his death was fantastic

[@highdefinition450]

I'm surprised he's played as much Skyrim as he has without playing the DLC lol

[@yaldabaoth4807]

He always plays like, the first quests every time in a different way tho, I don't think he ever defeated Alduin or even met Parthurnax legit

[@DeadSpacedOut]

@@yaldabaoth4807 He said in a previous stream that he did play through the game once back around the time it came out. So technically he has met Paarthurnax and defeated Alduin once, just back in 2011 or 2012 or something.

[@katierasburn9571]

Tbh this was me, literally this week i played the dragonborn dlc for the first time and ive been having a blast lol

[@highdefinition450]

​@@DeadSpacedOut He also recognized Sovngarde and the fortress before it in this video I think, he says it's an endgame dungeon or something

[@highdefinition450]

​@Katie Rasburn fair enough no one does the main quests in Skyrim. I think I got lost in squid land with the books in the DLC lol

[@gilbertdumotiermarquisdela8176]

You know you've played too much skyrim when you recognize Heimskr's house based on the bedroom offshoot the kitchen.

[@zach39840]

24:01 You made the brain rot spread to the smithy. Fantastic work, Douglas.

[@MoishaAPD]

A useful tool for this would be some kind of spray paint mod that you can put X or checkmarks over doors with, so you know what doors are prospective of good things.

[@fatcat2015]

As someone who watched both VoDs, it’s amazing how this was edited down to just under half an hour.

[@ChosenofThor]

"where do you suggest that we buy lockpicks, sir?" You could always track down the Khajiit caravan and buy them from Ri'saad... Just follow the road between Whiterun and Markarth

[@grantdunn2544]

Can't believe Doug ended up in Apocrypha in less than 3 minutes.

[@chrisandrew7577]

"Where do you suggest we buy lockpicks, sir? The store leads to a literal Hell with a squid monster" Beautiful

[@biggav9715]

I love looking at Doug’s chat after transition and gathering the little amount of context available of what happened just before

[@HartSickle]

13:04 🎵 I can think clearly now Brain Rot is gone! 🎵

[@alexwoolston6539]

"Do you honestly think having watched anything I have ever done that I would pay to cheat around my own rules" that's why I love this channel

[@johndavidtibbetts7320]

2:16 no doug, no he is not - someone who just finished dragonborn and now had ptsd flashbacks every time he sees a Seeker

[@lordedmundblackadder9321]

Doug: *eats uncooked meat* Also Doug: why doesn’t this restore my hunger????!?!?

[@siegfriedu]

uncooked meat does get rid of your hunger, it might give you food poisoning though

[@lordedmundblackadder9321]

@@siegfriedu In Skyrim survival mode, uncooked meat restores about 18 points of hunger while cooked meat restores 240-360.

[@siegfriedu]

@@lordedmundblackadder9321 talking about real life. Both doug and me dont know the skyrim survival mode well

[@skipmanghondarg]

@@lordedmundblackadder9321 what a shi tty mod lmao. does this mean if i'll eat 40,000 uncooked bananas i'll restore my hunger instead of dying?

[@ohshit4860]

​@skipmanghondarg are you implying bananas are meat?????

[@Crankydang]

27:58 i would laugh if Stenvar comes to the Gate and says: "You´re not supposed to be in here."

[@paragamer85]

If this video has taught me anything, it’s that all doors lead to Riften

[@jessicest]

i love the editing on this video! the cadence is so entertaining 😍

[@AdrianHereToHelp]

Every time DougDougDoug uploads I'm happy that this channel exists-I don't really watch livestreams but the edited-livestream format means even more Doug content to watch

[@cjcasper9760]

“All doors lead to Riften” -Some Skyrim proverb I think

[@TheFoodKingdom]

I'd actually pay to see dougdoug play fully Skyrim (modless or not) since its his content that got me in skyrim

[@day7163]

1 HP if he ever brings that back

[@jadejacobs2221]

The "You're not supposed to be in here" reads like developer-added text for a glitch/bug. Like "you got here too early, you shouldn't be here".

[@ProbsNotABot]

@13:13 Ah, yes, the bear door. What a legendary moment. 😊

[@ButWhyWasTaken]

17:58 loving the guy that is just walking in place ontop of a bench as if it's the most normal thing in the world.

[@dazcarrr]

this challenge really created a dimensional rift-in skyrim which is why you kept ending up there

[@RonaldMcJuicy]

Stenvar is FREAKED that last run was so winnable cus both Falkreath and Dawnstar are part of the overworld cell, he didn’t have to go through any more doors.

[@benjamintyler870]

A-level exam tomorrow doesn’t matter it’s time for Doug playing Skyrim

[@Partiallygore]

I'm writing an exam tomorrow as well, good luck my brother in arms!

[@no-thank-you]

Glad you have your priorities in order

[@me-iu1qc]

Same and same

[@ibrahimshamsi4845]

is it psychology or sociology by any chance

[@tecmangames69]

i have an exam tomorrow of philosphy! doug is 1st priority of course!

[@AtomicFlounder42]

16:05 "we're in? (Disaapinted sigh) we're in heaven" holy cow that really got me

[@Js-eq7yd]

This was the very first stream I ever watched live on Twitch, so much fun!

[@axesomerta1139]

5:20 me to my father before we're killed in an awful accident on the highway at night

[@khatflake]

I have a hunch that there is going to be a random side tangent that chat will focus on.

[@GIRru11]

Like the average DougDoug stream

[@fukro7557]

There was but editing is rigged

[@DrUnfunny]

That's the best part!

[@queefedworm]

22:14 "we had riften" Brother you have been to riften 20 different times

[@raineob4996]

The very first door he took sending him to the middle of the Solstheim quest about sums this run up (and then getting teleported AGAIN to Apocrypha just trying to get a follower)

[@purpledevilr7463]

Thing is. After he got the major holds, he could have just walked to all the minor ones. They don’t have separate load areas.

[@grit1]

Dont let this man fool you when he says he isnt an expert, he horse tilts like a madman

[@ModernModo3417]

He doesn't like to talk about his addiction

[@kazoo_frog]

It’s so strange seeing the word brain rot and the chat not explode into skibidi rizz sigma. Truly a video before time

[@Syrange13]

I like to think that the randomiser is a dragon born-only thing, so every time you warp through a door Stenvar has to go the long way and find you somehow.

[@BamassacreGaming]

13:26 I completely believed he’d pay to not reset

[@kharjo7]

We need to see Joov complete this challenge Edit - I know Joov created the challenge, but it would be cool to see him do this specific one going through the 9 cities

[@kamixakadio2441]

Joov basically created this challenge

[@MWoyde]

„This is a great idea! …… Probably……. I didnt test it, or think about it!“ is the quintessence of this channel, and thats why I love it ^^

[@nondescriptindividual3793]

24:00 huh, I guess anvils need sweeping too? glory to the broomsmith - humble is his duty, but vital it is nonetheless