I knew a girl that was rejected because the guy said she was too skinny. She was actually overweight and she thought he was being mean. Then he got a girlfriend and she was huge and it turned out he really liked obese women lol
@raidzeromatt Жыл бұрын
Calling a heavy girl too skinny is a wild insult lmao
@ajscott9528 Жыл бұрын
Dafuq
@SicMvndvsCreatvsEst8 Жыл бұрын
In the "western world" it used to be a sign of wealth and it still is in parts of the world.
@TheDomino12121 Жыл бұрын
@@SicMvndvsCreatvsEst8 yeah haha the people I am actually talking about are from Mexico. They live in a border city by the states so there is a slight blend of the cultures though Enough to surprise the girl I was talking about anyways lol
@univera1111 Жыл бұрын
In Africa we like our girls thick. It's a sign of health and wealth. Skinny we think you don't have your shit together.
@moctezuma_2 Жыл бұрын
Thank you for creating a fantasy world that us men wish existed 🤣
@KingComp67_-io3iz Жыл бұрын
It happens but very very very rarely
@lucasc3651 Жыл бұрын
Oh, it exists....you should try it sometime.
@darkglobe406 Жыл бұрын
@@KingComp67_-io3iz it doesn´t happen ... especially not in a bar/club in the evening . this man was sitting in a bar and drinking alone . no straight single guy after a few drinks sitting alone in a bar would pass on the opportunity like this with an attractive girl (unless he assumes it sounds too good to be true and the girl must have some ulterior motive or that she is a hoo..r looking for "work")
@jacobharris954 Жыл бұрын
I turn down women all the time, it is called having standards
@darkglobe406 Жыл бұрын
@@jacobharris954 yeah i´m "sure" you are
@abosworth Жыл бұрын
😂 Anything but the simple fact that he just isn't attracted to her. This is brilliant. Lol
@DJVARAO Жыл бұрын
Because he only likes black women...
@mysteryjunkie9808 Жыл бұрын
Some women believe they are such a prize that it’s impossible for men to not be interested in them
@DJVARAO Жыл бұрын
@@mysteryjunkie9808 These are the women you must run away from.
@Pecisk Жыл бұрын
TBH this is universal thing. If you go out more you realize despite how good or bad you look, you just not gonna hit with everybody. There are general likeness people crave, but you can do your own thing and still have something to connect with. But guys, till they learn this, have hard time to accept girls just don't like them. I guess we just try to keep ourselves away from harm of rejection.
@midinerd Жыл бұрын
@@Pecisk I am grammar teacher please allow me correct: "TBH universal thing this is . If you going out more you're realizing how good or bad despite you look, just you not gonna hit everybody. General likeness people is craving, but you can do own thing and still have connection. Guys, but till they learning these, having hard time to accept girls? Just don't like them. I guess we are just try to keeping ourselves way from rejectionharm. Thanking"
@Mr1234855810 ай бұрын
One of the absolute BEST actresses I’ve ever seen. Nikki’s ability to write, direct, act and pull you into a situation in literally seconds is a rare talent. Beautiful and talented.
@KainsAddiction3 ай бұрын
She's not going to sleep with you dude. Not even respond
@Jon141413 ай бұрын
@@KainsAddiction :D Damn cold
@mino3d1Ай бұрын
An ability that a billion KZbinrs do every day 😂❗
@BaronRodney20 күн бұрын
@@mino3d1I feel like that's an exaggeration because a lot of people on KZbin are what I would describe as "good at making you think they are good", but in actuality are a step below where they claim to be. However, I suppose that matters little if you're still able to feel entertained from their content.
@punisher777213 күн бұрын
@@KainsAddiction another one of those comments 🙄
@superman9772 Жыл бұрын
Nikki definitely got this one down... she knows how to make an awkward situation fun to be in...
@mkhanman12345 Жыл бұрын
Awkwardness goes away. Kids out there that can’t even eat.
@raulsanches36195 ай бұрын
Pretty sure something like this happend to her, but it wasn't as funny
@written125 ай бұрын
@@raulsanches3619yeah, in real life this situation would be demoralizing, especially for someone whose self-esteem was in single digits.
@clemz9013 Жыл бұрын
I'm going to assume the final "ohhh" was because she was going to suggest he's into black chicks 🤣🤣🤣
@HookerHeels Жыл бұрын
Big boobs, not skin colour.
@fonjihora7303 Жыл бұрын
i thought it was cuz of the boob size
@shadowrealmxx6826 Жыл бұрын
Nah i think its cus homegirl had bigass tits
@Synith19 Жыл бұрын
Or big bobs
@hudder92 Жыл бұрын
Or it might’ve been the bigger boobs, not sure
@AhnastasiaRose Жыл бұрын
I dont know who this is but OMG she acted this out so well! The facial expressions she made when she delivered some of her lines was hilarious!
@TechyCatz Жыл бұрын
Tha “Ohhhhhhhhh” at the end had me on the floor🤣
@Robbie_S Жыл бұрын
I didn't get it...can you fill me in?
@Bot-on-Tapwater Жыл бұрын
@@Robbie_S me 2, when you get it let me know about it.
@adriangarza6452 Жыл бұрын
@@Bot-on-Tapwaterhe likes black girls
@Daniel-Weaver Жыл бұрын
He's like Hesh on the Sopranos.
@Bot-on-Tapwater Жыл бұрын
@@adriangarza6452 Thanks, saw that, thought there was more to it though, like an inside joke type shit
@judgeholden3600 Жыл бұрын
so I go up to this girl in a bar a few years ago and I say all the usual lines, 'where are you from', 'don't i know you' etc. And she goes 'Are you fvcking kidding me'? And I realized I met her at that exact spot at that exact bar a year before and we went on 2 dates and I totally forgot. LOL, that was awkward 😅
@sijdnsd646010 ай бұрын
RESPECT
@aidanbrown71379 ай бұрын
MY MAN
@Tasha256819 ай бұрын
Oh shit 😂
@JP-xu8ql9 ай бұрын
Changing bars should be part of your routine.
@zizitop55908 ай бұрын
And a minute later i am still laughing 😂😂😂😂
@cherrylk4188 Жыл бұрын
I'm both proud and ashamed to say that my brain was following the same rationalizing Nikki's was
@agamerscoven Жыл бұрын
Because typically good looking women can’t fathom men not being attracted to them.
@piloctor15 Жыл бұрын
i only didn't cause i know Nikki is with the shenanigans 80% of the time but i can def see why you would lol! 😂🤣
@alexiskobalt7450 Жыл бұрын
This whole sketch was about boob size? Oh.
@TheDomino12121 Жыл бұрын
I skipped over "the in a relationship" to gay lol after that I got he wasn't just attracted to her
@zbridgjpxupzm Жыл бұрын
Get therapy
@keithrickson8522 Жыл бұрын
Man gets rejected: Immediately assumes there's something wrong with him. Women get rejected: Immediately assume there's something wrong with him.
@Frivals3 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@generico8962 ай бұрын
I turned a girl down who was insinuating herself to me last year. She then proceeded to destroy my reputation with our mutual friends/ acquaintances and even put my life at risk by making people leave me alone in a potentially dangerous situation. That was definitely the worst situation I've encountered, but I had turned down other girls before, and they do not take it easy at all.
@Damn-2019 күн бұрын
They can't handle rejection well that's why they don't want to approach any guy 😂
@JennaHasm5 күн бұрын
@@Damn-20 We have no problems with rejection. You're protecting.
@Frivals3 күн бұрын
One overweight approached me on the street and I said "i don't like you because you are overweight" and she got furious and started following me recording me with her phone 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤯🤯
@antitisch4358 Жыл бұрын
Wow, this is so awkward, it's hard to keep watching. Her videos are getting TOO good. 😂
@glennhagstedt Жыл бұрын
keep commenting and she will probably sleep with you, i bet she will notice your cringe comments eventually.
@KingHerc241 Жыл бұрын
@@glennhagstedtwhat’s ur problem with the comment lol. I’m one to hate on ultra simps but this just seems like a guy or girl who likes the content.
@blinkanddie3397 Жыл бұрын
I find it weird that you are able to find scripted content cringe, I personally only feel cringe in non-scripted stuff
@blinkanddie3397 Жыл бұрын
@@glennhagstedt yeah idk what you're smoking, the comment was pretty chill
@carlosdumbratzen6332 Жыл бұрын
I once got and unwanted lapdance by a woman and in the end I was the weird one...
@tombarac8253 Жыл бұрын
That happened to me three or four times. After I rejected girls who are found attractive by majority of other men they came up with questioning my sexuality or presuming that I'm in serious relationship. It is hilarious. Everytime.
@cyrusol Жыл бұрын
Is it really hilarious?
@tombarac8253 Жыл бұрын
It really is. What else can it be?
@vodkaboy Жыл бұрын
@@cyrusol it is funny. "sorry I got turbo herpes"
@TheMountainBeyondTheWoods Жыл бұрын
@@cyrusol yup, not only it wouldn't be "hilarious" if it had happen but it's not real, the guy is telling us his fantasy.
@AdversaryOne Жыл бұрын
It happens, though I have never been asked about my sexuality. When I was single, they would question "why" and "what is it about me you don't like", as if it was unbelievable that I wasn't interested in them. I couldn't imagine a guy asking something like that after being turned down. I never found it funny though. I admire the guts it takes to put yourself out there and take a chance.
@warrenwilson720 Жыл бұрын
I really want to see this woman in movies! She would absolutely nail the wife or girlfriend that turns out to be a complete psycho!
@warrenwilson720 Жыл бұрын
@@keithgraham9547 not all women are complete psychos although they are all a little crazy in some way or another
@keithgraham9547 Жыл бұрын
@@warrenwilson720 The hot/psycho scale for women starts at a floor of "4" on the psycho axis.
@warrenwilson720 Жыл бұрын
@@keithgraham9547 a large percentage yes but there are extremely beautiful women that aren't completely psycho. My first ex was a seven or an eight depending and she wasn't a psycho she was just a deplorable human being. I get what you're saying though. A very large percentage are
@keithgraham9547 Жыл бұрын
@@warrenwilson720 My wife, when we were young, was a 9/4 on the hot/crazy matrix, today an 8/4 four decades later. ALL women are crazy, a 4 is the best it gets. Median is about a 7.5, and the distribution is weighted toward the high end. My opinion, there is a much stronger correlation between attractive and intelligence and "less crazy" than otherwise. "Unattractive" women tend to be less bright, crazier, and often the most promiscuous. However, the dispersion is so broad, if you reach in a barrel and pull out a girl, your chances of getting bat-shit crazy don't differ much based on just looks. However, men can qualify women pretty easily with a high degree of confidence. Any of you guys dating take note! If you ignore my advice, it's your own fault when your car gets torched and the courts give her 2/3 of your stuff. 1. No feminists. Walk away immediately. You aren't obligated to explain. Just leave. Either easily brainwashed or bat-fucking-shit crazy. 2. No girls who identify as "liberal." Almost certain to be mentally ill. Literally. I am not playing or exaggerating. Walk. Now. 3. No single moms. Possible exception of widows, for whom you have to dig deeper. You can't rescue them. You can't fix them. They already showed lack of judgement. If you're a "nice guy," they translate that as "weak, doormat, ATM." 4. No weird dressing (like a cat or "goth"). No weird haircuts or bizarre piercings. (Tongue, nose, nipples, etc.) Weird hair colors are a warning, as are any tattoos. If it's a "temporary experiment" experiment in young women, she MIGHT be salvageable. If tattoos are innocuous and relatively discreet, she MIGHT be salvageable. Don't hold your breath on either of the last two, but girls are impressionable and she may have thought it was the fashionable thing to do. Those are the top ones for dating and crazy. There are lots more, but all you inexperienced guys should remember these!
@vectorsahel5420 Жыл бұрын
@@keithgraham9547 lmao bro I also saw the video, funny af
@huliohuliohamijo Жыл бұрын
This sketch touches on a real phenomenon. I think it is funny that you sometimes see women talking about how men have big egos and are arrogant and entitled, but try rejecting a woman who insinuated herself to you or asked you out and actually tell her you are not attracted to her. See how well she takes it.
@linco011235 Жыл бұрын
Literally done it. Girl lived down the hall from me in a dorm. She became rather passive aggressive around me after that point
@TheLirJEt86 Жыл бұрын
@@linco011235 hell yeah 😂. I mean, you can’t blame them, we would probably do the same.
@6XXBANSHEEXX8 Жыл бұрын
You mean, the entire premise of the video everyone just watched?! Brilliant comment, I mean, the originality is baffling! Kudos!!
@terri6854 Жыл бұрын
@6XXBANSHEEXX8 Dumbledore. He was saying it happens in real life too and it's not just exaggerated for comedy. If you weren't in such a hurry to ridicule you'd be able to grasp the situation and avoid embarrassing yourself.
@sainttheresetaylor2054 Жыл бұрын
@@linco011235 i mean most people would be a bit hurt/dissapointed
@vampirascoffin870 Жыл бұрын
That happened to me and she got pissed then I told her " I get it "
@@רותםפ-ר9ס now she assumes that he's only into black women, lol.
@רותםפ-ר9ס Жыл бұрын
@@thelion7929 Oh. Thanks.
@Michal235 Жыл бұрын
@@thelion7929 ahh right. I'm still a bit slow so to make sure: the sketch suggested that it actually was all about the boobs, right?
@thelion7929 Жыл бұрын
@Michał it could be. Maybe it was just vague enough to have a personalized interpretation.
@3YZ-TS191 Жыл бұрын
They talk about male ego, but women's egos are enormous. When a man isn't attracted to a (attractive) woman, it MUST be for some reason other than the fact that he's just not into her.
@tbmavenger71 Жыл бұрын
Because 95% of the time men just take what they can get
@vladraduandrei5227 Жыл бұрын
@@tbmavenger71 meh not all of us are weak simps
@tbmavenger71 Жыл бұрын
@@vladraduandrei5227 5%
@seanautilis15 Жыл бұрын
@@tbmavenger71 no, honey, 95% of the MEN take what they can get. the rest of us can have any woman we want, and we are picky
@tbmavenger71 Жыл бұрын
@@seanautilis15 is that not exactly what I said?
@theoriginalkrabbypatty Жыл бұрын
Ok, didn’t go the level of crazy as I thought 🤣🤣 I was think bar fight, glasses flying, etc 🤣🤣🤣
@robphoenix1182 Жыл бұрын
LMAO 🤣 That was hilarious!! Cut perfectly!! Honestly, I would be super suspicious if a woman came up to me doing the heavy lifting. I'd be looking for a camera every where lol!!!
@Tofi_ytchannel Жыл бұрын
Hahaha yes, especially when she starts with something like "I'm newly single" that's an instant massive red flag
@bramposthumus9300 Жыл бұрын
@@Tofi_ytchannel Exactly. After all, women are never single.
@manuelalonsodominguezvazqu2145 Жыл бұрын
I mean, a woman that hot!
@theprousteffect9717 Жыл бұрын
@@bramposthumus9300 What are you talking about?
@bramposthumus9300 Жыл бұрын
@@theprousteffect9717 Does that even need spelling out? Really? What does a man mean when he says he's single? He means that he's seeing nobody and is getting zero bedroom fun. Zip. Zilch. Nada. What does a woman mean when she says she's single? She means that's she's definitely still getting it on the regular from a roster of random dicks, who are dicks because they refuse to commit. Rocket science it ain't.
@jozsi26 Жыл бұрын
I swear, you guys act way much better then most actors in those low budget movies out there.
@serenequeenl0v3 Жыл бұрын
“Way much better” ….? 😬
@tednorberto30866 ай бұрын
What's wrong with The Attack of the Martian Women?😂
@MR-nl8xr Жыл бұрын
Man, if only I could run into a sober girl that did that kind of heavy lifting to me ;(
@MajorCaliber Жыл бұрын
Buy a large expensive yacht, moor it at a posh marina--or stay with a buddy/bro/relative so situated--and da hotties just paddleboard right up to you... upscale lot-lizards if you will... that you don't even have to pay... 'cept fer weed and booze. 😁😇
@ThaiGrr Жыл бұрын
bro its never gonna happen, ALL if not, MOST girls, will not approach guys. Even if they find you attractive. We gotta be the one doing the heavy lifting
@lql-38 Жыл бұрын
@@ThaiGrrdon't agree. Don't have a yatch, never was / looked / pretended to be rich, and yet... Almost ALL my ex girlfriends / one night stands (especially when I was younger) did the heavy lifting because I never was a flirty guy and I was always kind of scared to bother girls. I already was in this kind of situations where I would turn down a pretty girl just because she was not my type. But I guess, it's just my personal experience. Maybe it has to do with my country (but I experienced that in many countries tho), or maybe it has to do with the fact that I look like an innocent pray ? Ahah But it sure doesn't happen everyday, I cannot count the number of times I would exchange looks / smiles with a girl I find attractive, but nobody makes a move and everybody goes home alone !
@ThaiGrr Жыл бұрын
@@lql-38 hahaha sure buddy, that’s a lovely fantasy world you’re living
@lql-38 Жыл бұрын
@@ThaiGrr whatever. You sure know my life better, I must have dreamed.
@Phoenix-pl6ys6 ай бұрын
The: “You are gay” is so true 😂😂😂
@RealN.dRealn.d25 күн бұрын
Just because someone don't like you? Nah ,you trippin .
@Frivals3 күн бұрын
And "you have small penis"
@mahdikh1822 Жыл бұрын
"You are attracted to yourself."😆😆
@MrKrushgutz Жыл бұрын
That almost never happens to men
@extraordinarygamer937 Жыл бұрын
haha true
@MR-nl8xr Жыл бұрын
At least not to our type.
@dovahsenbrom836 Жыл бұрын
hum, no. if you take a moment to peer outside of the "shiny girl gotta stick dick" functioning that most of us are biologically programmed into you'll realize you actually feel attracted to much less women than you'd expect. I've been really trying to deconstruct my sexuality lately, and the biggest takeaway so far is that I really love women, but there are not many women whom I really feel attracted to. I mean that kind of pure, genuine, "let's meld our souls through our bodies" type of attraction. Yes, there are many attractive women walking around.Yes, many of them catch my eye and I go "nice". But if I'm being really honest, the ones that really spark a flame are far in between. And this is the experience for most guys who take the time to look into themselves, from what I've been able to gather.
@Nexxcraft Жыл бұрын
almost?
@jimmyjams962 Жыл бұрын
@@dovahsenbrom836 That's all well and good but I think OP's point is that pretty much none of us are getting approached by these women in the first place so we wouldn't even have the chance to tell them we're not attracted to them.
@williamholden4312 Жыл бұрын
Nikki pulled this off very well. Was so hard to watch but I had to keep watching. Lol. Great acting both of you!!😊👍
@ivanvoloder8114 Жыл бұрын
Her face after his revelation.🤣🤣🤣
@Cosmo-Kramer Жыл бұрын
While this situation is about as rare as meeting a stranger who shares your birthday, it was still really funny stuff from the beautiful, Nikki!
@stormcorrosion176 Жыл бұрын
Ass kisser lmao
@SinaAboutalebi Жыл бұрын
Yeah I doubt this or this kind of thing actually happened to gorgeous Nikki.
@TheLoneLander Жыл бұрын
@@SinaAboutalebiyou sure? I have seen single fast food workers more attractive than her.
@muffin7784 Жыл бұрын
I've been the dude in this situation. It happens. Usually, it's safer to pretend that you're already into someone or with someone. It's sort of always half true for me, and it's the best way not to hurt the girl's ego.
@marcuslong9761 Жыл бұрын
Funny story fellas. This is actually how girls rationalize when they get rejected. I actually think it is funny that Nikki can humiliate herself on camera like this w out caring.
@mkhanman12345 Жыл бұрын
Isn’t this a show
@marcuslong9761 Жыл бұрын
@@waddlewaddIe And?
@michaelsazz3545 Жыл бұрын
@@marcuslong9761 I'm lost they be looking down on themselves but want equality at the same time😂😭
@marcuslong9761 Жыл бұрын
@@michaelsazz3545 It's bc their oversensitive and super fragile. They gotta live in these dream worlds otherwise they lose all self confidence
@marcuslong9761 Жыл бұрын
@@michaelsazz3545 Cant admit defeat bc it would shatter their entire reality
@juwanbuie25 Жыл бұрын
I couldn’t even act like I wasn’t attracted to Nikki Howard 😂💯
@noahpancakes6507 Жыл бұрын
i know like wym nikki isnt your type??? you'd have to be one picky azz person lol
@msharp6887 Жыл бұрын
I could. She’s not my type
@td2222 Жыл бұрын
@@msharp6887 we don't care, we didn't ask
@winstonmarlowe5254 Жыл бұрын
@@td2222 I do, and I did
@k3V2181 Жыл бұрын
She’s a solid 6
@Financere425 Жыл бұрын
She takes the most uncomfortable moment. And Relishes in it.
@silverwolf2643 Жыл бұрын
Yeah "you don't like me? Why don't you like me? How is it possible that you are not into me?"
@Frivals3 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂🎉
@TheTexican05 Жыл бұрын
This isn’t just great acting by Nikki, it’s a great social study on female rejection! 😆 Love your work, Nik! Here, and with your Stevie E collaborations. 🍻
@cucumbrouschimera3123Ай бұрын
I liked a guy...but was too shy to approach him. From a friend, i got to know that he really likes feminine women. I got over my crush on him cause im not that feminine but i actually did get acquainted to him cause we shared a class, ajd he is such a good person. Like really, a gem! Whoevwr he ends uo with, better treasure him!
@yaroslavprotsenko41163 күн бұрын
Nice attitude 💪
@brenb7153 Жыл бұрын
❤ this. Sometimes ignorance is bliss. In this case it very much is. I love how she sort of did the tables turned on this scenario. A lot of straight guys don’t pick up on hints and keep pushing. But some women think every guy in the world she be attracted to them and when one isn’t they don’t understand why and get pissed, men get this kind of attitude too sometimes and some people can’t wrap their head around that their not everyone’s type even when they are attractive. So as funny as this video is l, it really is closer to reality. The only difference is, women are typically smarter about social cues and hints most of the time.
@MisterLobb Жыл бұрын
It looks like a lot of commenters are confusing the character she portrays and the real Nikki when they say they don’t believe this happens. Everyone, has been rejected, women and men. Most of the time the reaction is less obvious than this portrayal. Nikki makes skits that exaggerate the situation - that’s comedy, but underlying is an objective truth. Ignore your attraction to Nikki, and replace her in this situation with some other woman you meet everyday and you will realize it’s true. Men do have standards and sometimes they overlap, but they aren’t uniform. She is a model and I’d bet she’s even seen this happen to other models and maybe experienced it herself.
@KingDavid593415 күн бұрын
In my personal experience, what I've seen happening, is when an attractive woman gets rejected like that, she wouldn't take it well. The response probability be throwing something, slamming a door, starting the car engine taking off, etc 😂
@Frivals3 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂🎉
@davideaston8314 Жыл бұрын
When a new Nikki vid drops, you know it's going to be a great day!! ❤
@polyscient Жыл бұрын
Had to watch that OHHHHHHHH at the end 3 times. Hilarious crazy eyes and crazy grin.
@alexo_pog Жыл бұрын
this skit kind of makes me feel weird like, the fact that to girls cannot take the fact some people wont find them appealing when men deal with this fact on a regular basis we are more surprised if we are someones type than when we are not someones type lol, its rare to feel pursued
@JustLIkerapunzel Жыл бұрын
And then you don't say straight forward that you're not interested just cause you're not used to turning someone down gracefully 😆 I'm Swiss and think here it's not very uncommon for women to do "the heavy lifting". So I think I did approach more men in my life than vice versa. Too bad they'd hand out their contacts only to remain pen pals 🤦🏻♀️
@AlaReDuS Жыл бұрын
@@JustLIkerapunzel Well I can definitely give you props for doing "the heavy lifting." Women, at least here in the U.S., generally don't, so it's nice to see a woman take the initiative and go after what she wants. I wish you the best of luck in finding a great guy!
@iwantabiscuitplz Жыл бұрын
It makes me sad that you say it's rare for men to feel pursued, because it's true that men don't get pursued nearly as often and it's something I never think about. As a woman, I take for granted that it will happen, and while it can be annoying depending on the pursuer it also makes me feel good about myself. I wish men could have more of that. They also rarely get complimented on their looks. Imma try to go out of my way more to do 'heavy lifting' :p
@brandondegraaf Жыл бұрын
@@JustLIkerapunzel Virtual hat tip for you, and to all the fine ladies taking the initiative. I used to live in The Netherlands and women there initiate as much as men do. They sorted out the gender equality thing last century. Now I live in New Zealand and that almost never happens. I miss it. If I lived in Switzerland and you asked me, I would definitely accept.
@alexo_pog Жыл бұрын
@@iwantabiscuitplz thats actually so nice to read
@jgulnick18 Жыл бұрын
I could never deny Nikki
@TheFlareMind Жыл бұрын
Nikki is funny! Love her videos, she knows how to make things awkward 😁
@schergzckydostroyevsky3576 Жыл бұрын
Nikki just kept digging this hole deeper for herself 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
@Noble713 Жыл бұрын
The darker the berry the sweeter the juice! I knew where this was going pretty quick but loved to see how it played out.
@sashaashby Жыл бұрын
this woman is just so insanely talented, so unfair to the rest of us mere mortals
@AirborneAirAssault6565 Жыл бұрын
Nikki is a hoot! What a gifted Gal! God blessed her with a great since of humor and good looking as well!
@vecter Жыл бұрын
Can we stop the simping
@AirborneAirAssault6565 Жыл бұрын
@@vecter ???? What ????
@TheNadroj10 Жыл бұрын
The pussysurfing is insane.
@Rjbatz225673 ай бұрын
@@vectershe’s not a bitch that looks don’t on people if she was I’d agree with you but she’s not it’s cool
@Tar_kat2 ай бұрын
The endings of the videos are juuuust rocking 😂😂
@elainer8288Ай бұрын
Wow! I didn't know this actress had a channel! I love her! Not only is she gorgeous, but she is also very charismatic, funny, and a fantastic actress! Congratulations! 😀 What a fantastic talent! I think I have never seen an actress with so much charisma! 😄
@PrabhsimranSingh15 Жыл бұрын
I was really waiting for-"I get it"😂😂😂
@ivanecheverria7770 Жыл бұрын
And the pointing 😂😂😂
@dalehenry4694 Жыл бұрын
Nikki is so cute and funny I could never turn her down 😊
@get2dachoppa249 Жыл бұрын
I've seen this play out in real life about 4-5 times in the 12 years I lived in Dubai. Its always a very regular looking British guy, not unlike the actor in the vid, with a very attractive British-Indian or Iranian lady whos literally the same complexion as the sista in the vid.
@wildprodigy Жыл бұрын
4-5 times out of how many of those interactions?
@godofmath10393 ай бұрын
Iranian and dark-skinned? I smell cap
@SarahSakura Жыл бұрын
His priceless reaction at 3:39 got me rolling… his eyes!! ☠️😂
@Condor1970 Жыл бұрын
That girls facial expressions takes acting to a whole new level.
@februarysnows5528 Жыл бұрын
Had to sail through mid way in as the amount of awkwardness was thickly stuck in the air 😂❤
@mkhanman12345 Жыл бұрын
It’s a show
@atrikings365 Жыл бұрын
Always look forward to your content!! Love it
@princekalender2154 Жыл бұрын
That it happened to me this exact thing, almost verbatim, makes it much better. Thanks!
@boostjunkie27 Жыл бұрын
Very accurate sketch, women hate rejection. 😂
@doughawotte5953 Жыл бұрын
I absolutely love it when he said: I am not attracted to what you look like.
@MariaElena511859 ай бұрын
Then he showed us what he is attracted to… a more feminine woman.
@chapitaismАй бұрын
@@MariaElena51185if by that you mean "a more slutty dress woman" then yes.
@jim6070 Жыл бұрын
Don't worry Nikki, there are some guys out there that aren't mammary biased. I think.
@johnserosanguineous1886 Жыл бұрын
Pro mosquito bites and thigh gaps
@takvacs Жыл бұрын
I think it was probably her skin tone
@Galatorm Жыл бұрын
@@takvacs I think it was both. 🤔
@TimpossibleOne Жыл бұрын
I've dated A-cup to F-cup and it made no difference to me
@GraysonJStedmanjr Жыл бұрын
As a black man I'm more drawn to a black woman with a big bumper than a white woman with a big bust.
@smokestrong1000 Жыл бұрын
Usually if I tell a woman they're not my type I'll get viciously attacked with insults in an attempt to make themselves feel better. Men usually brush it off but women take that shit super personal
@binabi Жыл бұрын
"Men usually brush it off but women take that shit super personal" LOL men are funny sometimes 😂
@smokestrong1000 Жыл бұрын
@@binabi "hell hath no fury like a woman scorned" the definition "a woman who has been rejected by a man can be ferociously angry and vindictive." that phrase has existed since the 1600s and still holds true. Men with half a brain see right through your insecurities based off that huge emotional response I got out of you.
@Scoobydoo796 Жыл бұрын
@@binabi Yes.. We usually do brush it off.. we are the ones making the first moves anyways.. . The ones who act violently are in minority!
@Scoobydoo796 Жыл бұрын
@@binabi I mean i never make the first moves.. cuz i do not need to . But girls usually do not know how to handle rejection.. cuz they never had to deal with one their entire life
@temposetter1091 Жыл бұрын
@@binabi men have hard lives, women do not. u don't need to put any effort into men other than being slim, which is super easy
@ricobruckner526113 күн бұрын
"No HARD feelings" i busted out laughing for a second there somehow 😂
@linuxsurfer2002 Жыл бұрын
3:42 the regret that he turned down a date with the "gatekeeper" of the girl he actually wanted to go out with
@EvieAsgard4 ай бұрын
Pretty sure that was just a continuation of how he felt about the girl he liked. Right before and right after he was expressing how impressed he was, makes sense that moment carried the same meaning as the moment right before and after it
@screew708 Жыл бұрын
And that's why most women never approach a guy. Because while the odds are strongly in their favor, many wouldn't recover from being rejected. Cause let's be honest it's tough to be rejected, especially by someone you really like. Every guy knows that.
@temposetter1091 Жыл бұрын
u gotta be a female to make a post like this
@davideserto3535 Жыл бұрын
Yeah imagine what guys have to feel 90% of the time ahhaha
@xAnonymousComedia10 ай бұрын
@@davideserto3535 more like 95%
@LetsRock1t Жыл бұрын
Nikki should have been a character in How I Met Your Mother.
@navisoul-oi8mo Жыл бұрын
this was the best clip i've seen from you. really good.
@written129 ай бұрын
She’s great. The dialogue keeps escalating . All her videos are so funny. And,yes, I find her attractive.
@BobbySpiessVienna Жыл бұрын
NIKKI - your acting drives me crazy 👊🤣 Thanx for sharing your hilarious stuff!
@jawoodsiii Жыл бұрын
Love the reversal. Guys do this a lot when being rejected. 😅
@plawandey37152 ай бұрын
Nope.we don't behave crazily.nor do we call the woman lesbisn on being rejected.love the projection by your gende.
@vullord666 Жыл бұрын
2:53 This is low key a fantastic compliment 😂
@miguelgonzalez6213 Жыл бұрын
I can't tell if Nikki is trying to do this, but she's one of the few vloggers on KZbin that I catch who has crazy eyes ALL the time. I mean, if that's just how her eyes and facial expression come together, then good on her for capitalizing on it this way. If not, and she perfected it---DAAAMMN!!
@RoshanDrummer Жыл бұрын
Lmao the outtro is hilarious! Subscribed
@MacDabble6209 Жыл бұрын
I thought the black chickie was way hotter too😂
@Damn-2019 күн бұрын
Yes. She is.
@StanleyMabonga Жыл бұрын
He is a chocolate kind of guy😅
@bendekbotond4707 Жыл бұрын
Wait, I thought it was the big boobies 😆
@ydid687 Жыл бұрын
nutty ?
@musikalniyfanboichik Жыл бұрын
oh yeah
@CanisoGaming Жыл бұрын
Nah, he likes lemon
@silverwolf2643 Жыл бұрын
The melons
@nurhesen Жыл бұрын
In a realistic bar she would have other guys hitting on her. And even though she was attracted to that certain guy she still wouldn't make a move. Bar scene in real life is crazy for straight men. Too many competitive men
@Jmoone14 Жыл бұрын
Funnily enough i made a song with a theme of “shes not my type”. Great video!
@rayenasarkar6 ай бұрын
Oh wow , I loved it , You can't force anyone into something , but girl he doesn't deserve you .😍😍
@shine-uy5fq7 ай бұрын
Not even 30sec in and I already know this is suited for the male audience and their fantasies 😂
@plawandey37152 ай бұрын
Fantasies??the crazy behaviour of woman here is reality.that is how women go crazy when they get rejected.
@Spyker8921 Жыл бұрын
0:19 Who tf would say that to someone they've just met 10 seconds ago
@svettnabb Жыл бұрын
Everybody is attracted to Nikki. Her humour is on point! I love awkwardness
@aquamarine99911 Жыл бұрын
What about her "crazy Nikki" persona? That would be kinda hard to take. But take it I would (for a while).
@olliefoxx7165 Жыл бұрын
No, everyone ISNT attracted to her. She's to masculine looking.
@maliksmith9003 Жыл бұрын
*Walkie static* -Somebody get Ollie Fox outta here, over.
@olliefoxx7165 Жыл бұрын
@@maliksmith9003 😅😅😅
@svettnabb Жыл бұрын
@@olliefoxx7165 - It was not my point. Her humour is good and thus I’d have babies with her. But I also think she is a gorgeous lady, but that is besides the point
@apoorvpurohit9182 Жыл бұрын
Why has Nikki not featured in any of those comical movies like hangover! Why ?? She is such a good actress
@anime108amv2 Жыл бұрын
not going to lie, that shit had me in tears specially that last scene.
@CordellEdwards-bt2xh Жыл бұрын
Just because a man says no to a woman that does not mean he's gay lol. I had the same thing happened to me also. So I can relate!😁
@FriendlyBatDoom Жыл бұрын
Me too except I got a knee to the testicles and her friends laughing when I turned her down.
@Spyker8921 Жыл бұрын
@@FriendlyBatDoom American women are crazy, goddamn
@YeshuaKingMessiah9 ай бұрын
I hit it off with a man Both had a number of kids Both older I’m very white, he’s white He wasn’t interested in white women he finally had to admit. So only liking a certain type is very true. His exes were both black 🤷🏼♀️ I was surprised honestly, it had been going good lol
@Palaecro Жыл бұрын
To be fair her friend is an absolute smokeshow
@anna.fox24 Жыл бұрын
No, she isn't. She just has her boobs out, which is what the vast majority of men are looking at when judging a woman's attractiveness. Men nowadays have very low standards, having your boobs on display is all it takes to elevate you from a 4 to 9 in their eyes.
@bayesian-boy3 күн бұрын
She is so persistent 😂😂😂
@ma0932 Жыл бұрын
..you never go back indeed
@20simoontje Жыл бұрын
My best friend had this situation a few years ago. She is has always been the pretty girl and got rejected by a guy and he also said: "you are beautiful but actually not my type". It felt to her like the worst thing in the world and the guy she asked is now my boyfriend 😂 I was the nerd of the group and it turned out he was a nerd (who is very good looking)
@montecristo1845 Жыл бұрын
For someone with my past this feels like pure role reversal. 🥶
@MariaElena511859 ай бұрын
She’s one of those proud feminists and he wanted a more feminine woman.
@rossgoldberg5201 Жыл бұрын
This is so comical because of how incredibly improbable something like this would ever happen to any guy, particularly when a guy looks as grubby as the dude in the vid.
@jacobharris954 Жыл бұрын
And men got have standards
@rossgoldberg5201 Жыл бұрын
@Jake-oq2bq Maybe if he was a celebrity or some other guy with some kind of high social status.
@vodkaboy Жыл бұрын
@@rossgoldberg5201 be me, super average, more skinny than fit, bad skin, smoker, minimum wage, spent more time with a partner than celibate, and reading this. Idk man.
@Dany-nt6dn Жыл бұрын
Ugly guys tend to act more like that. They don't feel like they deserve a pretty girl, so they decide to treat them bad.
@Cassandra-yj5tz Жыл бұрын
The dude in the video is just an actor...
@w.w.9047Ай бұрын
I rejected a girl once by saying she was too attractive and I would never be able to make her happy
@callisto5375 ай бұрын
I am glad you are diversifying into high fantasy
@cherrylk4188 Жыл бұрын
SERIOUSLY PLZ WHERE DOES "Shut up and sit down" COME FROM
@MR-nl8xr Жыл бұрын
I think it's from their own production.
@cx6894 Жыл бұрын
slappers only? Stevie Emerson's channel ?
@ManosGryparis2 ай бұрын
01:22 No HARD feelings! 😅
@Eslobat2 ай бұрын
Emphasis on "HARD"
@blinkanddie3397 Жыл бұрын
Dude this happened to me like 3 weeks ago. Turned down a girl and she asked me like 5 minutes later if I was gay. I don't think she meant any harm though
@victorianme3668Ай бұрын
The amount of people not getting the joke is astounding
@briancanbefound5 ай бұрын
You're great Nikki. Fabulously played.
@i1bike8 ай бұрын
If u think about it, theres no difference between this video and lord of the rings. Same setting, but with billion dollars less spent.