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[@thebossthusiast1960]

For the algo!

[@spacecat3761]

For the algo!!

[@aadiliqbalkhan8216]

For the aligoratorithm

[@yippers7230]

For the something

[@ZaneDragonBorn]

For the Something!

[@googlepoodle5814]

For the alligator rhythm!

[@Benjamin-tv3hb]

NASA should use this as a recruitment video.

[@cokacxD]

like they need it

[@kenyansimpo7356]

that is an amazing idea

[@vlydenknox]

Like it isn't already competitive enough 😭

[@CiCiLeathercraft]

🤣🤣🤣

[@PussInBoot414]

If there are aliens on mars like the girl with red hair please for the love of god let me sign up.

[@markread7333]

I went to college with a guy who totally lucked into a job with NASA. He’s a printer tech, but it’s still a NASA gig. And yes, he milks it for all it’s worth.

[@adot7393]

Would milk it too lmao

[@rsb__]

I have a A friend who does IT/tech support at a hedge fund… Tells everyone he “works at a hedge fund”

[@fameless0]

@@rsb__ dude i hate people like that lol

[@aitothechamp7263]

A legend

[@samwelnambande8504]

If I might ask, does he get these many cheeks😋😋😋

[@davidmaione2742]

I'm not a janitor, I'm a maintenance engineer

[@FartMeltonProductions]

sanitation consultant

[@shrek19yearsago78]

Hygienic technician for public health

[@E4Mafiapowers]

Maintenance and engineering are 2 completely different things lol. I’m a jet engine mechanic but I’m nowhere as smart as a jet engineer (aerospace or engine) I just turn a wrench mainly 💀

[@samiirai]

@@E4Mafiapowers Are you not allowed to get jokes at you place of work? Explaining them kind of takes the joke away from joking about something

[@rkdn1]

@@E4Mafiapowers you do realize maintenance engineer is actually a job right?

[@mrtrololorific]

Lmao, the NASA dude actually does work for NASA and really is in the Mars Rover team

[@pjeffreypwong]

Wow lol I looked it up only after seeing this. Gotta let more know

[@emurphy42]

I was expecting him to turn out to be a janitor (for the Mars Rover team)

[@infernoninja5195]

Bruh wait no way lmao

[@rishavvajpayee2860]

What's his name?

[@usmanzafar4751]

​@@rishavvajpayee2860 You should look into description of this video

[@jonamaximiliankao9262]

Me: Studied 9 Years to get my PhD, working at NASA and still going home alone Also me: Doesn't have a badge

[@rejuvenator8966]

Have you been to Mars?

[@dereklin2421]

Do the girls come with the job? 👀

[@daddyofalltrades]

Wait do you seriously work at NASA ? Oh My God !!

[@glibjibb]

Ask for that badge homie say it's for tax purposes

[@lordmarsgaming1935]

The badge is the key. No PhD required, just a printer and laminator.

[@victorleon865]

I work for nasa, and I can’t believe you released our secrets

[@kvothe1417]

*psssssht* M A R S

[@jackeroo75]

Thee was no moon landing and it was all a hoax.

[@Leon-em1ip]

do ya learn how to pick up chicks at 🥳🎉 party?

[@mr.someone5679]

Ñ

[@lindacarroll3549]

What is this movie?

[@squishypineT03]

If you ain't lying, you ain't trying.

[@tredfxman]

The only "Mars" im working on is a Chocolate Bar! 👍

[@David-cz5to]

This looked like a ton of fun to film. Also I feel you captured perfectly a male fantasy. Great job guys.

[@car4367]

a heterosexual male fantasy anyway

[@kcwexe]

​@@car4367and that heterosexual is like 99% of men

[@thediaz07]

​@@kcwexeLOL Exactly. What a moron.

[@thediaz07]

​@@car4367no one cares about any other type of fantasy anyways.

[@Triisttan]

@@car4367no one cares that you're looking for something to be offended about

[@rulthlessrudy]

As someone who pretends to work for NASA I can confirm this is 100% accurate

[@i.172]

Amd by reading your comment I can say u are 100% lying about this bring accurate. Lol it's anything but accurate. Any one can easily tell that he is laying

[@chadwells7562]

🤣

[@FactStorm]

LOL

[@OvertheHIL524]

I've always dreamed about pretending to work for NASA.

[@avd3614]

I've always pretend about dreaming about pretending to work for NASA

[@rizzoli7]

​I am now strangely motivated to work for NASA

[@StupiderWithAB]

I feel the same way. The only problem is NASA is strangely motivated to not work with me

[@darkestknightishere]

I already work for NASA, SpaceX, and Microsoft. Lol

[@TheEryk03]

I work for NASA and this video doesn't show the true.

[@elcanaldegaming6677]

Engineering might be cool ngl

[@luckyman9903]

@@TheEryk03suuuure

[@dsg1992]

5:00 "Don't drink it" to "chug chug chug!" in a split second. Standard party behavior. Man, your skits are fucking brilliant 🤣😆

[@boejiden7093]

Haha my friend worked at NASA and this man got it all. Every college party, this man was taking all the chicks 😂

[@MaSTARMedia]

I lost it at Mars water

[@zephyr2792]

Your dbz series is epic bro

[@jacobstevens7046]

"It looks just like Earth water!"

[@sagnikbhowmik744]

Why da fuk is he carrying it around in a party?

[@onepunch5810]

Bro you watch this?? Your DBZ series is peakk

[@gzhang207]

I lost it when he said he returned from a Mars trip …

[@glibjibb]

Lol most of the time you would somehow bump into the only actual NASA scientist chick at the party and she'd start grilling you on casual rocket science

[@star-bp7jg]

Haha it sounds like that's something that you have experienced yourself lol

[@derbenutzer5958]

She lyin too then

[@milkychipz6318]

"i dont like to talk work at parties" simples

[@MEPHISTOPHELESw]

The only actual NASA scientist chick on that side of the country given recent STEM numbers.

[@yeetbra9485]

What the hell do you mean "most of the time?" How many NASA scientists have you bumped into a parties!?

[@AndJusticeForMe]

I used to tell people I worked for a government contractor and had clearances (which I did). What I usually didn’t mention was that I monitored cameras, watched TV, and sometimes played video games.

[@Cutiejuliya]

Should mention video games

[@BacklTrack]

I live right next to a major base so everyone around me is basically like me. No clout there lol

[@annakinderman8135]

As a woman who actually works in a NASA lab, this totally works... lol

[@arthurmead5341]

The STD lab?

[@nickg4564]

Hi can I ask what you do? I was wondering if you could give me advice, its my dream to work for NASA

[@rehmsmeyer]

@@arthurmead5341 Holy based.

[@Dedhaven]

This actually works... I have a friend that works at Nasa and just the mention of it brought several people up to us while we were chilling at a party. Goes without saying I was completely ignored during the affair.

[@Rockoblocko]

No F’ing way… I work at NASA (meteorologist), I had no idea that this was a thing!!!!

[@Dedhaven]

@@Rockoblocko shiiiit yall hiring? Hook a brother up 😆

[@Rockoblocko]

@@Dedhaven even the janitors can honestly say they work at NASA bro

[@markwilson5967]

@@Dedhaven haha LMAO 😂😂😂😂😂!!!!!!!!!

[@comawhitejohnny]

lol yea you fucken were.

[@80PercentAshamedOfU]

The most unrealistic part of this skit is the major lack of dudes crowded around him nerding out about Mars lol. Same as when you own a nice car. Few chicks care. It’s the dudes like “Bro. What diff are you running in that?”

[@jacobbornowsky4013]

Same go for big dudes who lift weights.. I am a bigger guy myself ain’t nobody care but the dudes

[@farwest9218]

@@jacobbornowsky4013 I know what you mean but trust me bro there are some good women out there looking to talk up a guy about his muscles 💪🏻

[@blazenfate]

@Jacob Bornowsky the females are also interested, but honestly they are much shyer than they look. I had bumped jnto one at a bar, while I was ordering she asked if I went to the same gym. Yada Yada Yada, we talk, got her number. Main thing that stuck out was, she was too nervous to say anything cause I always looked so seriously into my workout. She's not the last to say that

[@jacobbornowsky4013]

@@blazenfate 🤔

[@firstlast8258]

cope

[@ryanboswell7578]

This skit literally had me crying I was laughing so hard. As someone who's spent many years writing and putting together comedy material like yours, I just want to say that you guys are very talented, and I believe have that "IT" factor about you guys...the blessing of being able to come up with comedic, quality material but also being able to execute those ideas and produce a finished product that truly resonates with your audience. You guys should be very proud of yourselves to know you've managed to come as far as you have. And what I love even more is the fact you two are such tight bros with each other. You two remind me so much of myself and my old best friend who together we wrote so much fun material, we were just the same way. Get it while you two are young gentleman, just keep striving and working hard. You're only young once 😉 👍🏻

[@dustchip8060]

You guys totally blow away any comedy shows, especially SNL.

[@iamnormal8648]

3:03 Playboy missed his chance here. Next time you've convinced a girl that you have classified government secrets tell her, "I can't speak here... is there a private room we can use?"

[@vykn1142]

🤯

[@aethrya]

My man

[@TheDennys21]

Genius!

[@maciekkula3438]

My guy is a professional

[@otapi]

"Just to be sure you are not wired, take off your clothes" :)

[@thot_wheels7618]

Stewie slowly looking like johny sins

[@Deadpool-mw6bw]

Now we know what to expect in the upcoming days 🌚🌚🌝🌝

[@AbdulRehman-uo9qv]

Ayo 😂

[@bennyg3955]

Why is everyone calling him Stewie??

[@josesammut9396]

Imagine this be the start of a porno. 😂

[@mario8833]

This has 666 likes so I'm gonna leave like that

[@Yessentuki4]

"This guy works for mars!" "Well technically I work for Earth" LMAO

[@lonewarrior1549]

Stevie killed it with the Mars walk 🤣

[@williamwallace5201]

Damn, everytime I try this, the women are engineers, and they see right through it. Why are there so many engineers at the NASA parties I go to?

[@fikunmiajayi]

Where I'm an Engineering Student and there's like 3 females in the 3 major engineering departments (MEE EEE CVE)

[@fikunmiajayi]

To hope that some women see it

[@aditsaini3595]

I thought women engineers weren't real

[@williamwallace5201]

@@aditsaini3595 nah, they're real.

[@williamwallace5201]

@@aditsaini3595 I know a few

[@cletus2199]

As a military drone pilot, sometimes I leave out the drone part to pick up chicks Update: I'm a real helicopter pilot now and the poon is overflowing, fellas

[@urhorsin_1124]

😂😂😂

[@reacher8042]

@@firestorm5071 lmao

[@heavybre]

Don't blame you bruh, those guys get all the ass, even the dorky ones

[@nomooon]

even better with the drone part, have to be good with fingers...

[@pranavjayaprakasanut]

@@nomooon ohh damn 🤣🤣🤣

[@soliderarmatang5664]

THIS NEEDS TO BE A SERIES

[@albamralba2748]

I use the “I work for Netflix” chicks love it!!! Hahaha

[@SJ-Lakui]

If they were smart they wouldn’t, they would in fact hate you for the terrible drops

[@sebastianjoseph2828]

3:42 "Mars is the action planet in my birth chart" "Oh you're one of those girls" I lost it. Realest part of this

[@shadowling77777]

Lmfao

[@theupsider]

completely🤣

[@TheTalentlessWriter]

This is a certified Slappers classic on god

[@ZootyTooter]

Algo

[@BillClinton228]

based....

[@leobeelen290]

eat your cereal my man

[@benfichter5351]

eat your cereal

[@fader1912]

My boy is a medical lab assistant but he always says he’s a scientist and milks the shit out of it 😂

[@champloo7]

Man honestly, those girls KILLED it lol

[@3114bsad]

This is how every dude in the military is at a civilian party

[@dayson8470]

Which guy lol

[@brandonosrsnerd7220]

Big facts. Be out here selling these women a dream on god 😂

[@firstlast8258]

not me

[@jameslshelton]

I got out of the Army 8 years ago. Clearly I should have stayed in lol.

[@BigstickNick]

All I did was admin stuff. Me at a party *i do top secret shit*

[@blacksnow5069]

I used to roommate with a dude and he was a tank driver for the US Army and he would lie to women and tell them that he was an insurance adjuster instead to make himself look good. I'm not really sure why he thought being a tank driver wasn't bad ass enough.

[@firstlast8258]

🤪

[@thinkingagain5966]

Insurance adjuster is the job I pretend to have

[@aethrya]

Bro after fighting off so many chicks with a stick, you just have to tone down the badassness a bit. I work for the NSA. Definitely not a good way to make friends at a party. And no, I don't read your emails. Heard that one a million times. My area of expertise is cryptography, which doesn't dampen many a panty, lemme tell ya.

[@benseiler2589]

Lmao I’m actually an insurance adjuster and am shocked someone would use that title to make themselves look “cool”😂 first time hearing that. When I tel people what I do they have no idea what I’m talking about

[@Hearstbane]

@@benseiler2589 Yeah, I was an insurance adjuster, and I'm also at a loss. As a matter of fact, I was about to reply the exact same thing to the OP until I saw your comment haha

[@del0ryan88]

I lie about my job to pick up new jobs lmao.

[@bast4rdlyreaper]

3:37 "I am also a loyal employee that works for the planet of Earth.

[@Kav1an]

Not even gonna lie, I used this same technique on a girl and now she’s my wife STAY STRONG KINGS

[@shanaadams5119]

Does she still think you work at NASA? 😂😂

[@justinc963]

That’s a hard lie to keep it going, but stay with it king.

[@Brolie]

@@justinc963 ever watch dirty rotten scoundrels?

[@noiJadisCailleach]

Soooo... YOu're saying your wife is either a dumb blonde or a total air head? Oooooookay.... Leaving now...

[@jonathanchen1026]

What did you tell her when it was time for the truth?

[@cwoj8195]

When they asked if he'd been to Mars, he knew he was in.

[@kwanziquadrillion525]

This is golden. One of the best skits ever🔥🔥🔥

[@nicholasrump2884]

“ohhhhh space is gonna kill me”😂

[@patjcoan]

this may be the best one theyve ever done! all the girls rocking back and forth together while he does the mars walk was absolutely hysterical

[@captainarrow5177]

I agree

[@rs8258]

The best thing about this video is that it would have legitimately worked until he did the Mars walk. The women of LA are a fascinating bunch.

[@VCRider]

You mean drop dead gorgeous? Or they hired them from a model agency?

[@BigLoloFrmDaO]

Neither. Just stupid as all hell.

[@samwillens3250]

@@VCRider they hired you from a simp agency

[@ifigetbannedagainyoutubeis2018]

@@VCRider he meant dumb

[@corberus3119]

@@VCRider will do anything for a clout/status

[@leokogut3235]

I swear, this video NEEDS a part 2

[@aarontooth]

Just wear a NASA shirt. They sell them at Target. Someone even asked me at a party if I worked there, when I was wearing one.

[@ladyreverie7027]

This is Jim Carrey level humour! Especially when he's flicking the "Mars Water" on people and then doing the "Mars Walk".

[@InternalxHD]

Fr

[@michaelmerck7576]

It definitely had the Jim Carrey vibe

[@GodBlessedAmerica]

I like how his dance moves included motor boating. 😂

[@justinc963]

There’s obviously water on Mars now that Stevie drank some, so I’m sure NASA has boats on Mars. He’s a man of the people throwing that in 😂.

[@aaroncalderon5513]

That’s blasting off. Into the unknown

[@franciscobeaulieu1831]

Wait... 2:27 Isn't that Nina, Strikeland's girl? 😂😂

[@thisisgettingold]

Yep 😂

[@DL3w003]

@@thisisgettingold i was looking for this comment 😂

[@yogamazing]

My high school buddy started working for NASA in 1987 and he's still there, he got to the point when they launch he had to approve with around 20 other people to hit the button to launch.

[@clarencedomond5837]

Lol even the cast was really good on this one. Hands down one of the best vids on the channel, I laughed the whole way through, keep it up

[@ronelz999]

Damn so being an accountant isnt enough now lol.

[@graysonprickett6348]

I’m an accountant and I’m a little salty about this lol. Guess 6 figures isn’t much anymore?

[@nile7999]

never was buddy never was

[@nile7999]

@@graysonprickett6348 I only date guys over 6'3 figures now. Inflation n errything

[@newlegend2402]

Just tell them to watch the accountant movie and say yeah so that's my typical Tuesday

[@Boznaniac]

@@graysonprickett6348 now it has to be 8 figures 😂

[@Billyonaire__]

Had to run this one back, although almost everything you drop is some gold this is up there with some of ur funniest work kings

[@rizescrappy8729]

Had a girl sitting on my lap, told her I work in I.T. and she got up and left 😂

[@umnothanks9504]

as an aspiring accountant, the first 10 seconds hurt.

[@AOTDDESTROYER]

Over in the UK being an accountant is a prestigious job so I’m not sure what there on about

[@MrTPF1]

This is every engineer's fantasy! First skit EVER where nerds are cool! 😂

[@user-lt5no1xt1z]

I like how she still wants the mars rock after she found out they’re fakes😂

[@michaelyoon9355]

Oh yea I remember. One time a really cute chick was measuring my HR for medical school and I had to lie and say my pulse was high because "I have a big heart".

[@TheWaken]

For the Algo📈

[@jefferymyname706]

Howww this is the earliest I’ve ever been

[@MuhammadOthman88]

fastest!!

[@TheWaken]

@@MuhammadOthman88 Yessir

[@onedone2011]

Stevie done blown this one up! Triplol.

[@breadstick6999]

Algooooo

[@bballmaster1209]

I’m a scientist at a large pharmaceutical company. Guess I need to start clipping my badge on before I head to parties lol

[@TheMitchellExpress]

Yeah I don't think that's as glamorous as NASA.

[@simatian2019]

@@TheMitchellExpress May even be the opposite right now to be honest with the anger over healthcare prices in this country.

[@TheMitchellExpress]

@@simatian2019 And the distrust against the medical community

[@supervisorhere]

Doesn't work that way. That's being honest. You have to lie you work for a company, women have seen on tv.

[@petrrepnin8794]

Probably won't work, bro. In your case, you need a Ferrari keychain.😬

[@user-ic1du7cy1d]

LMFAO - this had me in hysterical fits! This is great! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@theperfectstarshipproject]

6:35 men of Culture, you know what I mean😎

[@derekjones977]

You guys have to make a movie seriously have me busting a gut everytime I watch these. The acting by everybody is hilarious guys and gals are perfectly scripted. 🥰🥰🥰

[@jeffreyblock16]

They did make their own movie

[@bofetada6841]

when the plumber hander the lawyer the bill the lawyer said I don't make this much an an hour, and the plumber replied that's why I gave up law.

[@Tianerad]

what

[@ntgrg08]

@@Tianerad handed* think that helps lol

[@Tianerad]

@@ntgrg08 oh lmao thanks

[@samgould8567]

Same with engineering nowadays. If you work for yourself in the skilled trades and live in a white collar area, you’ve got it made.

[@spookyt8692]

Just discovered this channel last night, watching this this morning and seeing so many faces I've also just discovered. Awesome

[@sirus312]

I knew a guy who was a trash collector at Nasa, still counts

[@chrisa8863]

"what's your job at NASA?" the guy: "I dispose organic matter" -"that's so cool"

[@ns307]

Aside from the old reliable "I'm a pilot", this never fails lmao

[@firstlast8258]

🤥

[@MDE_never_dies]

As an actual pilot I can confirm this works

[@highflyer23]

This NASA recruitment ad is funny

[@2fast2kart]

5:44 lol

[@TheDennys21]

7:10 he could have just said: it's a new suit, i forgot to take the tag off, silly me.

[@wet0wl]

Or like “Ok I know this isn’t real but I can’t just walk out of work with an actual suit on”

[@ak0792]

The tag said partywear 😂

[@driskolestateshow]

2:15 That picture. 😂 I'm done!

[@gefiho4]

I think they had a lot of fun filming this

[@b_lovan]

I worked there for 8 months. No lie it really helped the resume 😂🎉 interviews go well… every time because of it lmao.

[@RealNaisuCinema]

Sad part is this is true. Suddenly I’m held in such high regard by women because of my new career to the point where some of them literally say “I just feel like you’re above me” when just a year ago it was a whole different story…

[@Dev-ih1of]

So are you also a NASA engineer?

[@RealNaisuCinema]

@@Dev-ih1of engineer yes, nasa no lol

[@DOPEdwarf]

@@RealNaisuCinema lmfao why are engineers so delusional

[@clarissamendoza8322]

Men won't give an ugly woman a 2nd look, even if she's the nicest person in the room, even if she's rich! Women will look for someone who will pass on a good gene to her offspring too and ensure it will survive well. That's just nature. We want the best genes and best life we could attain for our offsprings.

[@RealNaisuCinema]

@@clarissamendoza8322 ugly women get laid and relationships WAY more often than ugly men… this analogy is bad. Money doesn’t pass on good genes hints why rich kids end up bankrupt when they run out of that trust fund money

[@busbystandup1337]

TRUTH!!!! One Halloween I went to a costume party at a Hospice fundraiser. My costume paid homage to a Mitch Hedberg joke which goes as follows: "I went to a doctor and all he did was take blood from my neck... don't ever go to Dr. Acula." I went all in, bought real scrubs from a uniform store, got them embroidered with "Dr. Acula." I had fangs, blood red contact lenses, a stethoscope, and a well-crafted fake credential/ID clipped to my pocket from the local hospital with my picture and the name Dr. Acula. Nobody got the joke, they all just thought I came straight from work and put in contacts and fake teeth for a quick costume. I shit you not... I was a rock star at a party full of groupies. Nearly every woman in the place made a point to come and talk to me (which never happens) and the energy they threw at me could've been scooped up with a shovel. I felt like Hugh Hefner until I told them about the joke... as soon as they found out they excused themselves as quickly as polite social etiquette would allow. It taught me a lot about how many people out there like you other in direct proportion to your status in life.

[@silentgrind34]

Duh

[@viratshivam]

The MMA girl is here.

[@kevinkaol3681]

I got a job at Space Force and let's just say it pulls way more people at parties than NASA 😅

[@heedmywarning2792]

4:31 every man at the party has vanished.

[@norbertk.5328]

4:25 the first man on Mars.

[@aaronasking2881]

been following and enjoying since early days, still, it was this video that made me realize the depth of these guys how amazing it's still #earlydays

[@michaelyoon9355]

Yea that's what happens when I tell people I'm a doctor.

[@TreversYouTubeChannel]

Your sketches are always 🔥 but they hit even harder after a few shots of Mars’ water 🥴

[@yungpeor2061]

That was the best Mars walk I’ve ever seen

[@josephreinard2373]

The production on this is legit! Almost reminds me of blue mountain state 😂

[@Night--Shift]

Bruh the look on your face starting the from the beginning got me rolling when the girls look unimpressed, LOL!

[@kon8757]

Bro you’re still so underrated. Deserve way more views!

[@-.TS.-]

I laughed so hard at this! Thanks for brightening up my day!

[@JW-qd3ol]

3:55 best part! A wild Molly Garcia shows up!!!

[@AndrewNottage]

Love the lighting of this

[@Yofisha]

Love the content! Love the progression of this channel too keep it up!

[@himanshukamble957]

5:24 Come on!!! Giver her the Oscar already xDxDxD

[@marlesvibora7487]

I thought he was going to whisper to her: The Earth is flat

[@the9to5incomelife]

Give me another 50 years to live, I can't even fake up this stories. So damn good and real.

[@eternity2221]

6:03 I'm dead. Look at him go! 🤣🤣

[@MrNachtgespenst]

Not gonna lie, I do that when I am drunk all the time. The "lie" part not the "for picking up chicks" part. :p I always tell the story of how my noble family (a branch of the royal family) was banished from france about 200 years ago and how we could only take a fraction of our actual wealth with us (which is still in the multiple millions). Everyone is just like, "What??? For real???" and I am like, "Nope" ^^ No one ever asks me to actually speak french :p

[@Ryan-ts9pi]

I'm not saying it's OK to lie about who you are or what you do but every once in a while in college me and my buddies would do it sometimes just for the hell of it lol.

[@asdffdsa6319]

I lied a lot, just invented stories that never happened...now when I look back, lies are the way to go because people judge you based on your success. Rent yourself some decent car for a night, no sportscar, rather some black expensive business car, wear a good suit and you can have fun even if your chances in real life are zero

[@Solo_Man]

The same thing happened to my family a few hundred years ago! The government banished all of them from the country, it was Spain tho. 😃

[@theNimboo]

When he leaned in close and whispered "mars" I burst out laughing ahahhahaha fucking awesome lol

[@abelf.chandy7943]

the face expression on the ID..🤣🤣🤣

[@ARealNative]

the quality and writing of these skits just keeps getting better and better XD

[@ChefkochAntoine]

Now I get how Elon gets the energy to power through all of his projects. It seems so obvious now man, how could I have not seen this before?

[@manaharav]

And he's going through women like toilet paper, see the news lately?

[@AR-Exp]

this guy is hilarious, found this video on recommended

[@DiesiraeL]

Leans in and whispers "Mars" 🤯