I'M NOT LIKE OTHER GIRLS!!! | r/nicegirls Reddit Top Posts

[@-zephyressence-2018]

Wow....I don't even know what to say to that last one...I feel bad for that guy having to put up with a person like that.

[@gerauschefuchs8485]

unoriginalname#911 That must be cringy in so many ways. :D

[@-zephyressence-2018]

unoriginalname#911 Exactly the thought running through my mind.

[@-zephyressence-2018]

unoriginalname#911 Also being mistaken as Japanese when he was Korean too.

[@aj0413]

I Had to fuckin block my ears like what tf goes through someones head to say shit like that

[@SmartAlec1]

unoriginalname#911 It was probably worse for him because he was korean being stereotyped as japanese because weebs think asia=japan.

[@mizikii6325]

Somewhere in the world there a nice guy and a nice girl who met on tinder and we'll never know how it turned out because neither will screenshot the conversation. That makes me sad.

[@sophisticatednebula4236]

Bruh you got me thinking on some shit I'd never have thought about

[@JACKALTOOTH100]

@@sophisticatednebula4236 Goddamn it I'm feeling the same thing. Imagine how many conversations online have been lost to time this way.

[@sophisticatednebula4236]

@@JACKALTOOTH100 True. True.

[@beans9019]

It’s because both of them set their standards way to high to ever meet

[@Lilliz91]

Tinder is not the place for relationships.

[@senoraleighasmr6282]

Other girls: lingerie “Me”: ripped underwear *weird flex but okay*

[@iDIOTSOFOz]

Me: change your underwear u nasty

[@v4mpiire_w1tch]

_Seriously,that’s just disgusting--_

[@kawaiibpanda6575]

sHe's JusT bEiNg QuIrkYyY

[@Albmethazine]

I would like but it’s at 888

[@trucetruce335]

I mean whatever ya’ll are into just as long as you keep it in the bedroom please for the love of god

[@mrselfdestruct7605]

I've seen the insta of the girl who draws those "other girls/me" blue haired chick comics,and not only does she not have brown hair but she literally is the most generic girl who dresses like every other girl and honestly looks like the chick she draws in the "other girls" side of the comic thing

[@jcw8719]

Honorary Tuba 😂

[@archilles5037]

Looked at her Insta. So fucking true.

[@MasterOfKnowledge.]

Oh, lovely. She's the author of a book titled "Bad at Adulting, Good at Feminism". If that doesn't scream "wife material", I don't know what does.

[@livia5903]

if someone says adulting you can expect them to have a million workout shirts saying "omg" or "wine please" or chew gum at 100 db

[@alexander_yoko]

But she's cute

[@shadowdroid776]

"I was just trying to respect you!" says the girl who just called the Korean guy Japanese and thinks him practicing ju jitsu is him 'practicing his culture'. Sounds about right

[@sneezu]

"i was just trying to respect you by fantasizing about you and your friend in a sexual way!"

[@andys2801]

“*continues writing fanfiction of you*”

[@ploj8438]

Sounds about white

[@yooo3345]

Drippy Redd I was drinking milk and when I read this it spewed out my nose

[@lavenderbees]

It's a frikin fugioshi

[@prodhenri]

I'm not like other girls, I'm a male

[@anthonyscott6765]

dnfariesgsa Just my type.

[@carloscarloscarloscarlos247]

dnfariesgsa im not like other boys, im *v i r g i n*

[@mrschwrtz]

I’m not like other girls, I’m a dog

[@avenfantasy7498]

I cast "Detect Traps".

[@JakobatHeart]

The dick makes it cuter

[@midnight6568]

that tea towel had me fooled, i thought you had suddenly transformed into a girl until you enlightened us. clickbait is so powerful nowadays

[@rosevampire3755]

‘I’m not like other girls’ *is secretly three owls standing on top of each other in a trench coat*

[@sameifler5598]

Guy: you’re declined sry Girl: no u

[@bigsoulja73]

it's not gay if you suck it just to taste it That was aggressive

[@zawarudo7646]

@@bigsoulja73 *listen up here ya fat bitch* lol jkjk

[@fishylove1821]

uwu reminds me of cowbelly lmao

[@thisisweirderthanyou9855]

"I'm not like other girls" -every other girl

[@kurororo3166]

“I’m like the other girls” -???

[@kalli-woo-9488]

"im not like other girls i love eating, i peform basic human functions im so quirky"

[@Crowstrove]

Parry Home Well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well........... NOT MEHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *I dOnT cArE wHaT yOu ThInK aS lOnG aS iTs AbOuT mE!!!* Fob fandom

[@Crowstrove]

No this is not Ser Friendzone ........... .... .... ...........

[@amixofpersonalities438]

Phoinex Girl *the best of us can find happiness in misery*

[@Slxx000]

I'm not your typicall girl, I stand while peeing

[@o-o72]

Oh God that's some chungus shii!

[@Peachboobler]

WoW thOuGht i WaS tHe OnLy oNe dAmN 😎😩😔✊🏻👋🏻

[@snail2426]

How?

[@cailyndempster]

I taught myself how to do that as a girl when I was 8. Lol

[@Crowstrove]

I've done that a few times

[@Piffle57]

Saying you aren't like other girls makes you like most girls because most of them say that

[@jakeystarsuper]

True

[@bloodybreakfast]

indeed

[@депрессивныйстудент]

@Genevieve17 I bet you're one of them.

[@user-om9cf2tl8k]

OwO

[@donck3772]

r/I'm14andthisisdeep

[@bekahchu4102]

Gosh the Japanese class one had me cringing so hard. The fact I KNEW people who would have said those things is scary enough but to KNOW I was friends with people online when I was a young teen who talked like that seriously just...hurts me. Thank God I was never 100% weeaboo and once I matured I learned that acting like that isn't respectful of other cultures and it was really rude and I should stay away from people like that. Okay so I wrote that part like before it got super creepy and she as pushing her strange yaoi fantasy onto him so all I want to say is.... N O P E.

[@sandcastle1840]

gotta agree with you,hearing people who say those words makes me feel like throwing a blunt object at them then hiding under a table out of embarrassment(since people generalize people who like anime as those kind of people)

[@talvashoth8020]

Dumb white girls fetishizing gay and Asian man is just ughhhhhh Honestly, that's homophobic on it's own lol I've known people like that too lol

[@mchamburgerslice2870]

Yeah the last one was a total weeb, only people like them talk in the language of putting * around actions and making those types of symbol faces

[@clayxros576]

Not even the reasonable form of weeb, but the kind that are on the level of...I don't even know how to describe them. The completely out of touch villain in a story who thinks the evil they spread is helpful? It is like that except cringe and borderline sexual assault.

[@wtora777]

This page is so wholesome omg 🖐 But Yeah I agree

[@Bellabellbell]

Ok that last one was creepily fetishizing him. This is the exact kind of person who only reads boy’s love and thinks gay men are only their for their straight girl titillation jfc

[@AnjuSingh-dm4eq]

There is nothing wrong with only reading Boy's love. What is wrong that you can't just go to a person and ask whether they are having sex with their friend or not, cause they should have sex according to you. That is disrespectful and against privacy. I read boy's love too, but I don't feel the urge to stalk a person and ask them whom they are having sex with.

[@ezraf.7759]

Same thing happens to lesbians but... worse. Men getting violent and pulling that corrective rape shit because they're entitled. Just one of the many things that come out of reducing a human being to a talking sex toy.

[@faeryish7745]

Im not like other girls. For i am a velociraptor.

[@kimkillillasfuq8212]

Zazlefraz :/ marriage material right there

[@ALu-nq8rf]

Blue is best girl

[@kimkillillasfuq8212]

Mandi Lu hey fuck you I have that hat

[@spookzer16]

Oo lala

[@ALu-nq8rf]

@@kimkillillasfuq8212 well, fork you, too!

[@br_yu3307]

Other girls: 👩 Me: 🗿

[@Vick_or_somethin]

Oh my.

[@wlfie950]

I really don't get that joke can u explain lmao some ppl commented that on my picture

[@UltmateKngofNothngthest]

( ° ͜ʖ °)

[@somnumisdumb]

I always think that that is the Mona Lisa :v

[@sognarhs2717]

Other girls: 👩 Me: 👈👺👉

[@KingArthur39]

Slazo is not like the other girls. Slazo is the perfect girl.

[@itkasia]

Escoteiro Arthur ugh preach

[@TikalKeria]

the girl reading this 😍😍😍

[@oualidbro.c6196]

He is a woMAN.

[@xavierrodriguez2463]

Boys make the best girls

[@raechuuu510]

oh god that last one was so cringey.......

[@supernoodles908]

Raechuuu uuu it really hurt me on a deep level I hate the weird mix a of English Japanese language. Just keep them separate :')

[@kariscove]

Rae chuuu Fucking weebs

[@liamcallahan8561]

They were all cringy

[@cowegg4254]

God

[@RikXtreme4]

*IS THAT FROM NARUTO?*

[@minecaftdude6639]

The way you plugged your sponsor in was perfect

[@noahskennedy]

minecaftdude1234 best name

[@franspai7415]

_XxX_mineKidcraft69Xdddd420BlazeWeed_XxX_

[@minecaftdude6639]

Dammit, I should've went with that name

[@Starwarsgeek-98]

Texting back fast isnt being clingy or dependant Forcing others to always have time for you or to always be there when you feel like it is

[@donck3772]

Your one of the people who disliked

[@IronPiedmont]

I know right? I've never really understood the mentality of texting nowadays. According to some people, if you immediately replay to a text by someone you fancy, it means you're "thirsty." WTF? Do these people want to be in a relationship or not?

[@steamonkey9927]

I'm not like the other girls I'm a man

[@shinimasu6814]

SteaMonkey dude really same

[@romantic_hippie]

SteaMonkey well I cant argue with that lol

[@cenedictbumberbatch95]

Abe Bakker it’s a meme, and trap has a different meaning

[@InTheUndergrowth]

leroy shane, I’m partial to bear traps. There’s something about those spiky parts, oof

[@ziggystardust2941]

SteaMonkey no person that has a blitzcrank picture is a man. You are a demon

[@Kilpatrick670]

They may be nice, they may be sweet, they may be loyal, and they may be loving. But Slazo answer me this Do they have the cleanest water.

[@TeufortCTF]

coober pedy definitely doesnt

[@rosiemarie4409]

Slazo is not like the other girls Because he has a sponsor

[@kabelmarder2760]

I guess you can say that it's his sugar daddy

[@jooot_6850]

slazo's russian sugar daddy

[@yuckmouthteeth2624]

*Im left handed* IM NOT LIKE OTHER GIRLS

[@ٴٴٴ-ب7د]

IM LEFT HANDED TOO

[@yuckmouthteeth2624]

@@ٴٴٴ-ب7د HEYYYYYYY

[@Sofia-nc1tu]

why does everyone has that profile image???

[@ٴٴٴ-ب7د]

Ana Rosero because you’re an uncultured swine

[@yuckmouthteeth2624]

@@Sofia-nc1tu yes.

[@supercollide]

an actual sponsorship… holy shit he moving up

[@jooot_6850]

war robots has been sponsoring a lot of youtubers now, but yeah he isn't running on pennies anymore

[@markemunson]

For a second, I was like WHAT! AUTONOMOUS ITEMS! COULD IT BE.... Then I became disappointed.

[@dontknowdontcare1934]

Colin Thorneycroft War robots? You watch Arnold

[@jooot_6850]

whos that

[@NancyWheelersHugeassRifle]

That last one made me feel incredibly uncomfortable. That girl needs serious help.

[@darrylbanks7004]

Owo sugoi sugoi desu desu watashi wa *unzips skin*

[@pinksnake8001]

Not really, she'll change in a few years when she'll meet different people and when she'll have sex.

[@FrstSpctr88]

Yea, extremely twisted and narcisstic. "If you're not gay, you're a homophobe" Jeez...

[@hasj]

big gay

[@ivsongomes2430]

Maybe she's pretending.... I hope...

[@alemunnoz]

Jesus Christ..... the girl harassing the korean guy. It was so so hard to watch. Being a fujoshi is fine, but keep it to yourself girl. Damn. I need to take a shower...

[@maplemaple1439]

Nan My thoughts exactly No, actually, I need to take a shower too.

[@fatalrob0t]

Same.

[@mags779]

Same Like you don't even know how gross my hair is rn

[@Fatima-ue6jt]

Nan, as a lesbian that part was so hard for me to watch.... it's just so gross when people turn your sexual orientation into something perverted.

[@parkchimmin7913]

Fatimmy Nii I know right? There’s nothing wrong with shipping fictional characters, but when you start shipping real people, then it becomes a problem. Especially if those people you’re shipping are very aware of what you’re doing and are uncomfortable with it.

[@danielamichelle76]

What the hell is wrong with having cute underwear

[@pyromaniac3098]

nothing but there‘s also nothing wrong with not-cute underwear

[@yeanah2571]

Nothing, you make the world a better place. Carry on.

[@Butters_05]

And the fact that the panties were ripped....just..why?

[@Butters_05]

Why the ripped panties... why its just gross it doesn't show that she's unique just shows shes.. gross

[@pjatm_]

V3yk like you just wanna stay away from them not be with them

[@draconiusultamius]

I'm not like other girls... I'll take caterpillars everywhere, to the washroom, to the restaurant, to school, etc. If you don't love my caterpillar, I will send them into your ears when you sleep, where they will nibble away at your flesh until there is nothing but skeletal remains, pupa casings, and scales. :)

[@Warwallaby]

my nightmare is not your youtube comment!!!

[@amandaking9527]

Honestly I’m interested. Down if you are tbh. As long as your caterpillars like cats

[@andsotechnically.5053]

can i have one

[@tayk.t.523]

damn... talk about a good gf. hmu

[@randomnumbers413]

draconiusultamius Uh.. Yes Uh.. I lOvE CaTerPilLArS!! pLeAsE DoN't KiLL mE, pLeAsE! (Yeah i *_totally_* love caterpillars)

[@starryyoongi3434]

10:28 being asian does not automatically mean beING JAPANESE :) or korean, or chinese. :)

[@octogonSmuggler]

starry yoongi Or Vietnamese or Taiwanese or Thai or from Singapore or Siberian or Mongolian or Philipino or something

[@Shinyarc]

starry yoongi Yeah, I mean if you’re just an Asian guy and someone assumes that you’re Japanese or Chinese it’s very bad. Like, Mongolia and Kazakhstan exist! Indonesia, Laos, Cambodia, Thailand, Vietnam! If it’s just a random Asian dude he could be Eastern Russian for all you know. Assuming an Asian guy is Japanese or Chinese is definitely racist.

[@rebecasandstrom6526]

There was a group of Korean, Japanese, and Chinese girls in my school who decided to enter the talent show. They played a string trio and called themselves “The Rice Girls”. Absolute legends.

[@parkchimmin7913]

ShinyArceusGames50 **kicks door** I HEARD THAT SOMEONE HAS FINALLY MENTIONED CAMBODIA?!

[@parkchimmin7913]

Rebeca Sandstrom Holy shit that sounds amazing

[@diversifiedplural6294]

She called HIM homophobic 🙄. She was being homophobic by objectifying two guys she thought were gay not to mention being racist by assuming an Asian guy in Japanese class must be Japanese

[@tusky3655]

No? How is assuming something racist?

[@emilior934]

Spoopy Artist assuming is the base of racism. Hope you're joking.

[@user-oe3ky6fg1u]

Just poor assumptions. Hope to gods she changes her ways though.

[@cadkls]

Emilio Rodriguez I'm not supporting the girl at all, but I need to clear something up, assuming someone's race is not racist. Racism is the belief that you are superior because of your race compared to another or a group of individuals based on race. I'd probably make the same mistake too if I saw someone who looked Japanese and went to Japanese class. However I can usually tell the difference between Japanese and koreans but nevertheless it's not racist.

[@Jaytracker]

she also said bjj was from japan WHEN ITS CALLED BRAZILIAN JUI JISTU, ALSO BJJ IS BADASS

[@KGC8BIL]

That weeb girl really cringed me out. I know its very overused as a word but there is no other way of describing it.

[@mercynashay7862]

MVazer it hurt so bad

[@3ldritchH0rr0r]

As a weeb or as I prefer hardcore otaku as I don't appropriate culture. We disown her, she's just gross.

[@crystalcollision5432]

konnichiwa sugoi desu you should really be less judgmental b-baka *blushes cutely as i look away* uwu O W O

[@Rambanbalam]

She wasn't just a weeb, she was a fujoshi stalker weeb .... As an otaku I reject their existence.

[@lolmemes7480]

We anime fans disown her it hurts because I get put under the same category as these people being a girl that just watches anime. But in fact me and whoever this girl is are much different shipping is fine but don't go being a stalker fujoshi.

[@canalinhom9371]

What would happen if a *nicegirl* met a *niceguy* ? oh boi...

[@sandcastle1840]

what would happen if they also met a *white knight* ?

[@strawberrystolons]

A nice shitstorm.

[@aformofmatter8913]

I actually really want to see that!

[@canalinhom9371]

nonoffensive avatar probably :v

[@seppusesu2608]

What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?

[@Keznen]

“Not like other girls” “H2O” I’VE GOT A SPECIAL POWER

[@onixsaga2684]

God no.. that fucking show still haunts me to this day....

[@kendallsilver2607]

THAT IM NOT AFRAID TO U S E

[@justronjay9226]

What show is this? I haven’t experienced anything that has even remotely gotten close to shocking my soul.

[@nicarmendariz9079]

That show was so stupid but i wanted their powers😭they was on some avatar level shit💀

[@snakr1774]

Kєndαll Sιℓνєя COME ON THIS MY A D V E N T U R E

[@umi_tao33]

I find it so uncomfortable when people write *tilts head curiously* or *pats head* unironically. It just reminds me of middle school weird people in my class that would act like cats...

[@paladinsrage4646]

Powerpuff 24601 _What kind of fucking school you go to?_

[@Xeno_Solarus]

*tilts head curiously* I don't understand what you mean? Jk that was hard for me to do. I had a whole weaboo thing planned but it was too much for me.

[@erikm5221]

So they were furries?

[@josesigala7520]

OwO *notices ur a boi *does you have girlfriend? Baka!!! >w

[@karentjuhh101]

Wow spot on

[@we4803]

"I'm not like the other girls" said all the other girls.

[@Umayrica]

Their water is unclean af

[@Umayrica]

Disgusted

[@avangalea.1210]

Indeed.

[@retrodudegaming5981]

WeridAnimeLover69 love your anime profile pic

[@Denkmaldrubernacht]

WeridAnimeLover69 Do you like Boku No Pico?

[@gucciluci7486]

Extremely polluted.

[@rango477]

Yo that video game ad came out of no where I was laughing so hard

[@IndigoTail]

The advertisement came outta nowhere XD

[@nuggubs]

Yep. *XD.*

[@nzyafi8584]

Tail Indigo *_E C K S D E E_*

[@IndigoTail]

CoolandGood *e C k s D e E* H a h A l o L alright I gotta stop here before the memes corrupt my soul

[@Destroyer11204]

*E c K s*cough*D e E*

[@pendingdeletionduetocopyri4634]

The accent you use for weebs is hilarious

[@ballsgaming]

Fujoshis would be a better word for... that

[@kobold7466]

i mean shes a weeb to

[@ballsgaming]

RoboHobo Well, you're not completely wrong either

[@pierogrosman9245]

"The accent you use for the weebs is hilarious"

[@nankono]

ZuccStain Chinese loving fuck

[@azari4828]

I'm not like other girls... *whispers* I'm a boy Lol I'm dying

[@hiunwx]

'lol im dying' at your own joke. youre funny arent you

[@ohthatsugly6217]

TRUMP GRIFFIN 😔ikr

[@baibarnadim1815]

Yes Daddy

[@gameingmushrooms6776]

Same

[@art_and_sh.t4265]

Me

[@vcxz4009]

the weaboo one was so agonizing to watch

[@Hai-fl4gu]

ghost I was honestly cringing my ass off, I understand liking anime because I do too but that's just a bit too creepy, nope not a bit, it's really fucking creepy

[@berthathebeluga3517]

She's totally a crazed fujoshi

[@jotakyininoo2758]

Don't forget she's also a delusional fujoshi obsessed with the idea of men being gay. She's the true homophobic here.

[@KOTEBANAROT]

this is legit uncomfortable to watch because when i was in 6-7 grade ive seen A LOT of girls doing this shit. im forever thankful i was depressed at that time because i would probably join them, but even then i used fucking honorifics sometimes and random japanese words, dear god

[@berry7482]

at least you weren't doing it to some korean dude assuming he was japanese because he was taking a japanese class while disrespecting both cultures and assumed he was also gay lmao

[@babyyoshi3099]

I am not like other girls. I have... SNAKE ARMS!!!!

[@parkchimmin7913]

Babyyoshi309 LOOK AT THOSE LONG JOHNS

[@lauraacevedo1308]

Oh fuck the hell YES!

[@Xeno_Solarus]

Yes! I was looking for someone to comment this!

[@otherfish1183]

Babyyoshi309 ASDF I thought the same thing!!! ps. I like trains

[@MineNAdventurer]

Klir Films *NNEEWWWWMMMMM* (Tried to make the train sound, failed.)

[@cyancyborg1477]

I'm not like other girls. *transformes into a werewolf* Cause this is THRILLAH!

[@AyaTeah]

i thought you had a roblox pfp

[@axolotlfairy2473]

Now thats hot

[@jakeystarsuper]

This is what i rather see 😂

[@CerealExperimentsMizuki]

Wrong, Michael Jacksons Choreographed dancing song shoot was with people dressed in terrible Zombie outfits and not horrible werewolves.

[@CerealExperimentsMizuki]

@@axolotlfairy2473 shuddup you stupid Biologically Immortal Sea Fairy.

[@angelakirchoff6140]

Im not like other girls *I like other girls*

[@wolfegirl1013]

Yes! I'm Bi so I to am not like other girls! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

[@nicolebell5556]

I love this one.

[@brianpaulin3300]

Wolfegirl101 girls born after 2000(you)

[@sentient_cornflake5070]

Plot twist

[@removed9951]

Same sis.

[@lorenelmore3229]

If they say” I’m not like other girls/guys” run

[@whiterabbit8675]

lol, i say that all the time, nice to meet you🙂

[@lorenelmore3229]

white rabbit it’s true! Haha and you too

[@whiterabbit8675]

then you better run😆

[@lorenelmore3229]

white rabbit what exactly makes you different lmao?

[@whiterabbit8675]

i know im not hot shit but at least i can admit it

[@sarah-ph9wm]

I’m not like other girls Slazo. *now love me* Edit: did slazo really just get a sponsor

[@colourfulbees]

CyfXr No. Obviously not.

[@c.h.1839]

Who want sponsor person as him ?

[@MrTrombonebandgeek]

Im not like other girls Cuz im a boy

[@vinegar...]

MrTrombonebandgeek same here

[@thelegomonkeyTLM]

Not gonna lie the sponsor plug was smooth af

[@ferrilatamig8153]

I'm not like other girls. *That’s because I'm a boy.*

[@thedoctor3996]

WarWolf Woo Official Channel if theres a hole theres a way

[@GioTheVax]

Dude you stole the words right from my mouth lmao

[@Xeno_Solarus]

I'm not like other girls. I have snake arms.

[@passingby1350]

Ba dum tsss

[@taylorruffner2938]

I’m not like other girls I’m not a girl

[@imjustariceguy]

*I’m not like other girls* *I have..* *SNAKE ARMS*

[@mirandazhao1889]

I have snake hair and a gaze that makes people turn into stone, is that ok?

[@breb2169]

Danger Noodle sounds like your livin the dream

[@nocks617]

Nobody got the asdf movies reference? Wow....

[@idkwhattoput6361]

*have you seen my lemons?* *i want my lemons ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)*

[@SparkleCakezz]

Will you ever run out of muffins?? No becauseIworkatthemuffinfactory

[@abletona6123]

*Thicc* > Thick

[@RaithSienar]

It's all code for "fat as hell".

[@eggy4068]

Thikkk

[@mario-lucaionescu4011]

Thikc

[@GhGh-ci8ld]

Able Tona thick means stupid. Thicc means tttthhhhiiiiiiccccccc

[@heysisters636]

*girl plays fornite* IM NOT LIKE OTHER GIRLS. *girl goes to school in pajamas* IM NOT LIKE OTHER GIRLS *girl likes chicken nuggets* IM NOT LIKE OTHER GIRLS

[@rachelhardy2957]

Hamiltrash 101 Lol I knew a few girls in my school who went in even scrubbier than me. 😂

[@demonic312]

@@jeppeastrup5915 THE TEN DOLAR THE FOUNDING FATHER WITHOUT A FATHER

[@jeppeastrup5915]

GOT A LOT FARTHER BY WORKING A LOT HARDER

[@heysisters636]

en person BY BEING ALOT SMARTER BY BEING A SELF STARTER BY FOURTEEN THEY PLACED HIM IN CHARGE OF A TRADING CHARTER

[@cosimalouapre5690]

i saw your point until you got to the nuggets. Nuggets are great, why the hate?

[@wwkcd7657]

YOU KNOW I'M A WHITE GIRL WITH A WALL RUG

[@lulu-the-librarian]

me too whoops

[@eclipseholic]

if anyone was wondering, seme and uke are basically Japanese terms for top and bottom

[@sognarhs2717]

Oh...

[@alexander_yoko]

No, top and bottom are some sexual positions. Uke and seme means victim and aggressor. Something about the "dominant abusive partner" or something... Fuck...

[@lee-lee1020]

~I don't have the time or the crayons go illustrate your self image issues.~

[@JourneyToTheCage]

Lee - Lee r/murderedbywords

[@clayxros576]

I wish I was meaner so I could tell this to the customers I have to deal with. Did I say meaner? I meant have less survival instincts and a desire to keep my job. Either way, wish I could use this.

[@SquiffStarRoyCo]

Can we just talk about how passive agressive this: 🙃 is

[@levandhisdemons6087]

🙃☺🙂😐 yes

[@applelon]

🙃=Imbetterthenyoushutupok aysweetyIhaveissues

[@AccelgorTheNinja]

🙃 = hemadefunofwomenthatssexistREEEEEEEEEEE

[@bronsolo6941]

What does it even mean?

[@Rose-xe4ct]

But... It’s my favorite emoji 🙃

[@satellite964]

Yaoi fan + nicegirl combo is all kinds of nope

[@tusky3655]

satellite964 imagine her seeing a guy eating yoghurt.

[@naranciaisbestboi125]

Spoopy Artist Or eating a Twinkie...

[@whenurstomachhurtsbutursti2911]

Ewww those types of people fetishize gay doods..

[@stopreadingthisusername9528]

Add a sprinkle of complete weaboo-kawaii desu ne to add that extra flavour of realeased hell. Put all your mixture in the racism cake-jar before placing it in the homophobic oven for a bit and turn the heat up to assuming-everything-with-a-name-that-sounds-Japanese-is-from-an-Anime° degrees. Proceed to take it out of the oven and put it in your hypocricy fridge to cool down

[@user-ty6we2sp2m]

'-'

[@L9NASTY]

Im not like other girls im a forklift operator.

[@justanotherhaxzor2492]

UglyGosh can you lift my wood

[@nenaboricua1221]

@@justanotherhaxzor2492 that was HOT

[@tape2518]

im not like other girls im a forklift

[@EXPLODERMAN9000]

YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS AUTONOMOUS? ROBOTS! Perfect segway.

[@lilsquidy6890]

Segue*

[@imadorkidontcare7688]

I always thought the "me vs other girls" drawings was supposed to be like a self hate thing

[@TiffanyRay]

I'mADork IDon'tCare its a comparison Saying I'm better than you cause I'm not basic like you Type of thing Which is ridiculous

[@anamefitforaloser3933]

Stop being mean to me im unique cause i say so!! cause it's totally not like other girls say *EXACTLY THE SAME THING* you should *CHOOSE ME PLEASE*

[@sidney9796]

I'mADork IDon'tCare actually if you scroll long enough into other girls vs me memes you do find shit like that so yeah u right

[@griffinsebastian3898]

I see them everywhere on insta! Omfg i neew unfollow some girls lmao

[@parkchimmin7913]

Griffin Sebastiam Same. But two of them are my friends \(‘ n ‘\) save me!

[@mossgob6786]

i'm not like other girls i'm a male who died at the age of 89 due to a fire. i planned to be 100, but my plans were ruined by my ex-wife who thought i didn't respect her

[@xgullafter9590]

Sushi Lampa not gonna lie, that's the lamest shit you could come up with

[@sushilampa8287]

VanillaNice my name?

[@sushilampa8287]

VanillaNice oh the comment, yeah you right

[@chickennoodlesoup1062]

rip

[@earltan7067]

You know what, I'm not like any other nice girl, because I'm a... Nice Guy

[@zihaojamesguo2057]

*dun dun dun

[@lukepalm5613]

I don't floss and I'm proud You all deserve to know this I will not hide my poor dental hygiene

[@pauline9970]

Luke Palm Let's not hide our poor dental hygiene together

[@lukepalm5613]

Bin Child we shall become the Cavity Clan, and wage a war on every dentist/dental care company .

[@unclekanethetiberiummain1994]

My teeth look like pirate's teeth but with less scurvy!

[@lukepalm5613]

Potential for multiple shitposts. Must use. YARR! Welcome to the clan matey!

[@TeamDragofied]

My dad is a dentist and he will arrest you. You have been warned.

[@ainsm216]

*screeching* wHY CANT I FIND ANY N I C E G U Y S

[@Nokomomo22]

DOWN SAMANTHA!!! BACK, BACK I SAY! NO NICE GUY FOR YOU!!!

[@ainsm216]

Tofik Yasin Bayramov tbt to: where can i find a guy like this :( hey no. im literally the guy in the pic

[@DieLolige2]

S A M A N T H A

[@ainsm216]

Tofik Yasin Bayramov ?

[@nevanmasterson46]

ainsley trash REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@Zeftax]

You haven't texted back in 0.15 seconds so i am legally allowed to break up with you.

[@pendingdeletionduetocopyri4634]

Zeftax why is this me af

[@rockbeauty3439]

Lol, I don't reply for an hour. Must keep this secret from my boyfriend. 😂😂😂 Or tell him...

[@thearousedeunuch]

plz dont leave me zeftax

[@secretlyjudgingyou8098]

@@rockbeauty3439 that's a real bitch move. Why would you not reply? He obviously wants to talk to you and spend time with you...

[@roxannalmina4587]

I’m not like other girls I like to EAT AND SLEEP AND ALL KINDS OF CrAzY THINGS LIKE THAT, DATE ME!!

[@pimpv8430]

omg same I’m so qUirkYyyy

[@roxannalmina4587]

Ha ha

[@sognarhs2717]

Lol

[@flwz2]

Roxann Almina ok what’s ur number

[@bearjessi9333]

Do YOu mAkE ToaST ToO

[@shinysaur4492]

That last girl's texts gave me abdominal tumors.

[@meowistforlife]

Shinysaur - you have 4 days to live

[@AoiFlame02]

I slammed my head hard on my keyboards at the last one...fujoshis..never bring in our fantasies to real life. please..these are real people, not fictional characters

[@stopreadingthisusername9528]

Oh... Is the keyboard okay?

[@parkchimmin7913]

StopReadingThisUsername I hope so!

[@nerdbabe8781]

I may like a few gay ships here and there but to all who ponder this random person I do not know; YAOI IS NOT SIMPLY GAY MEN. IT IS UHHH... SHIT IDK HOW TO NOT OFFEND YOU... Let's just say it's very... Different... From how relationships work....

[@AnjuSingh-dm4eq]

@@sunflower1433 Stop spreading hate just because of one chat of a degraded girl. There is nothing wrong with only reading Boy's love. What is wrong that you can't just go to a person and ask whether they are having sex with their friend or not, cause they should have sex according to you. That is disrespectful and against privacy. I read boy's love too, but I don't feel the urge to stalk a person and ask them whom they are having sex with.

[@zerotwo7394]

Might be late for this, but oh boy, you are damn right, that's just weird, I mean I like yuri, but that doesnt mean I am trying to force that thing on other people, lmao.

[@kaeliopee]

the freaking fujoshi (the "kawaii desu tilts head" chick) i wanna die

[@levandhisdemons6087]

[Chtho] yes it made me cringe into oblivion

[@ladyj.9350]

[Chtho] i was repeating “ohno ohno ohno” the whole time I was listening to that one

[@Squiggy2010]

*hisses angrily*

[@Planefan1000]

30 likes says this "Atashi" woman is not Japanese.

[@alexander_yoko]

She's just a Japan ass-kisser

[@taruly_santa_8510]

*atashi*

[@mr.miscellaneous9144]

Crap, we passed 30 now it won't come true

[@ambertasniem7245]

*literally snaps neck* hello ladies and gentleman-

[@killhimnotme9129]

Amber Tasniem it sounded fake to me

[@rulialee9802]

9:44 cringes 11:00 *cringe intensifies* 11:52 *dies from cringe*

[@whenurstomachhurtsbutursti2911]

I cringed so hard I can't get up somebody us gonna have to wheel me out

[@__jesterguts]

(ded)

[@nzyafi8584]

Rulia Lee wow this is so spaghetti 🤔🤔👌😭😱😑👌😭can we hit my ass?😳😓🤫🤭🤗😰😥😨

[@quantumfrog9083]

The othergirls are hotter

[@arileas3521]

E.L meowmeow Cats however, are cuter than the othergirls.

[@3seven5seven1nine9]

Na I think I like the othergirls better

[@pigsyJTTW]

Honestly if they’re nice I don’t care

[@isabelleburdge4308]

E.L meowmeow aww kitty

[@ilikebaldguys1764]

E.L meowmeow whiCh OthEr giRLs?

[@skylahenry8552]

I really hate that I knew what uke and seme meant

[@Laura-Yu]

Dr. Phil Don’t worry, after this video we all learned what it means

[@bunnydraws9695]

*the kiss him not me mangas have trained me for this*

[@Cheaffdeath]

What does it mean Nani

[@skylahenry8552]

@@Cheaffdeath you probably don't want to know

[@skdiidod]

@@skylahenry8552 i want to know

[@yotabloo]

Slickest ad placement i think ive ever seen, like butter.

[@EmperorMays]

Another Slazo video *hugs tightly and sighs*

[@dulcer4734]

D. Emperor Mays *puts head on shoulder

[@yoshishuhaist]

Does it hurt typing thay shit?

[@BashStash]

That’s some clean water

[@shakaprio]

I hate my life. I comment that and I never get likes 😂😂😂😂😂

[@ezrafabino5258]

Slazo>Chris hemsworth

[@respectablechihuahua6190]

Man, that's some clean water.

[@__-fq8il]

BashStash I don’t get it

[@hellabisys]

Speaking as a lesbian, I would never date any of these girls

[@legallytired110]

Yeah, i wouldn't too

[@synflwr]

Nice to see some fellow gay people! I'm bisexual.

[@henrysawyer3051]

I have a cat

[@Peachboobler]

👁👄👁 👙 🦵🏻🦵🏻 What about this hottie??

[@mgam4963]

I am pansexual and wouldn't date any of these people

[@-zephyressence-2018]

Nice! You got a sponsor! KZbin milestone achieved. 😎

[@Kravv]

- Shooting Starlight - it's actually a very good game

[@tobytomlinson814]

The neck beards and the nice girls need to get together

[@f.b.i4910]

Excuse me what the fuck? Match made in Reddit hell. Evil, yet genius. Let's do it.

[@billygranzow1331]

They'd destroy each other in seconds. Dewit

[@davidb5205]

Their combined passive-aggressive behavior would lead to mutual destruction.

[@erikabarton988]

See, I like this concept, but the main issue here is that nice girls and nice guys both have standards that are way too high. AKA, the nice girls would think that the nice guys are gross neckbeards with no personality and the nice guys would think that the nice girls are ugly pigs. A majority of the time, they would never see each other in any sort of romantic or sexual light. If they did somehow get together, it would either end almost immediately or just continue and grow increasingly toxic with time.

[@stackofpancakes9295]

I'm not like other girls. I have *clean water*

[@kateburke7636]

That’s some clean water

[@alice-in-wonderland5900]

I feel like I’m on Wattpad

[@Anthracite_coal]

Once went on there to see the bee movie script, got curious while I was there and regretfully saw the garbage stories that belong in an incinerator

[@astridlafere6707]

...I got second-hand cancer from that last one

[@meowistforlife]

Taylor Ttyl you have 3 months to live

[@JackieG8991]

HELLO SLAZO (о´∀`о) Kawaii Desu **Gigglez nervously** God I hate myself.

[@MoondustManwise]

I feel this on a spiritual level

[@grimmreapergaming5858]

Jackie G. I hate myself too

[@hiddengem336]

Nani the fuck did you just say about watashi

[@DiegoGonzalez-rm2yg]

You should.

[@Sakura-vo4ct]

Hidden Gem I'm laughing so hard right now I'm probably scaring my neighbours.

[@alexandrasteves3847]

#sendslazoawig he really needs it guys. I mean look at him. HE’S WEARING A TEA TOWEL ON HIS HEAD

[@keegandeters4932]

Tommorow we riot

[@norsegoat1408]

lmao

[@pixelpudding3914]

The last girl can’t even use the words correctly, and this is coming of my basic knowledge of Japanese, and I have not taken any classes I just have an interest: 1. Sugoi generally means “great” or “amazing” But can also mean terrible. Desu is usually translated to “it is” or “to be” in English. So Sugoi desu roughly translates to “It is great/terrible” Again not an expert and this might be wrong. 2.Kawaii is the Japanese concept of cuteness. It is used for things like the pop culture asthetic for pink love hearts and cuddly animals and plushies. It means cute but also doesn’t. You can say “That person is cute” in English but, kawaii is usually used for things like teddy bears or whatever. 3. Seme and Uke refer to yaoi manga usually and means who does the fucking and who is getting fucked -Why do I know this but not how to do math?- so she was kind of correct here but, it is rarely mentioned who is who and straight up asking this is impolite. I mean she’s asking who’s getting fucked so I’m not explaining why. 4.Konichiwa can be used as a general greeting, often used in the day while konbanwa is usually used at night/evening. Ban in konbawa means evening and nichi in Konichiwa means day. Ohayou could also be used in the day as it means good morning but as the guy said. Not to mention the amount of emoticons that have been sandwiched inside of her like 4 word texts and the fact they are effectively replacing periods, I’m surprised the guy understood her to the degree he did.

[@SaKura-il8op]

In anime they call the girls kawaii too, so it is used for people too, no?

[@Tentegen]

...........I cried inside at his realization of what the hell uke fucking was. The amount of cringe this crazy weeaboo is putting off is cataclysmically world ending.

[@goatlordgoatlord5253]

Sugois we did it, we reached a quarter of a million subscribers. That's 250,000 subscribers.

[@centipede167]

When 'Sugoi' is used as 'terrible', is it used in the same sense as : 'Oh great! The car's broken down! That's just great!'

[@alexander_yoko]

Her brain is fucked up...

[@NNJohn]

I’m not like other Slazos

[@zverforest5495]

What kinda consequences *daddy*

[@s0Shi]

Don't do this here

[@JoshEvo]

Work ethic? More like e *thicc* . Am I right? Haha... ha.

[@tusky3655]

this is sad CAN WE HIT 273 LIKES?

[@JoshEvo]

Spoopy Artist I'm in tears, no one appreciates comedy these days. Millennials. Smh my head

[@marginalmaster]

Thats a lotta damige

[@pogpogpurinn]

This is so sad, Alexa play despacito.

[@JoshEvo]

Token Town this is so sad, Alexa play Despacito 2 kzbin.info/www/bejne/jWSqo4aDjseeeKc

[@terraroze7478]

Someone brings their pot brownies and everything is fine but I bring my crystal m3th cupcakes and all of a sudden I’m “under arrest”.

[@floppytester8154]

Im punk so i must rebel Im asian so i must like maths I dye my hair crazy colors so i must seek attention Im slazo so i must sponsor war robots

[@hannahisabelle4578]

I've seen several comics from the illustrator in the thumbnail. From what I've seen, I don't think she's trying to be the stereotypical "I'm Not Like Other Girls" gal. I think she may just be laughing at herself for what she has as a joke. Not exactly feeling sorry for herself, but looking at her flaws as a light-hearted joke. 👍

[@eveyjay5647]

Naw I think she basic

[@CerealExperimentsMizuki]

I hope so, let's hope she has better character development than Broly.

[@Alecexo]

What’s her name I wanna look for myself

[@avictorianrose7931]

@@Alecexo @planetprudence

[@legerdemain444]

That last girl is exactly why we need bullies.

[@lemonletsplays5271]

Stephanie Thompson Japan ya coming dangerously close to nuke town again!!!

[@AnjuSingh-dm4eq]

No one needs bullies. They used to beat me up for no reason. Please just don't...

[@AnjuSingh-dm4eq]

@Doritos :space jam flavoured Thank you for improvising. 👍

[@synflwr]

Nah we don't. I was very close to self harm and suicide after being bullied for most of my childhood.

[@synflwr]

Frick I woooshed myself

[@MrsBlack88]

The fact that I used to be a Nice Girl™ in middle school,,,,,thank god I’ve grown since then

[@apasyau]

@Cookie Abby i never related to a comment more

[@pokegirlk9]

*insert joke about Slazo being a sellout with dirty water*

[@ln9895]

Damn why is everyone getting sponsored by war robots. And who tf would agree to say it has good graphics.

[@sebaschan-uwu]

Lmao quit calling them out💦💦😩

[@korukai_gaming4861]

It does lmao

[@BlaxicanBeautyTV333]

This video was so mind bendingly deep...

[@cornycontent1915]

I’m not like other girls. I’m an attack helicopter.

[@Tarooo8]

*IMPOSTOR!*

[@dodongxander1384]

Im a banana

[@saintjimmy9114]

I know you did r/creepyastersks twice but that's my favorite subreddit so I'm always down for more of that. I used to RP with my long-distance gf years ago and I love to see people still doing it, especially unwarranted like that. Keep it up!

[@Cuestar]

W A R R O B O T S I S M Y R E L I G I O N

[@Aishatwo2]

Cuestar oh look, its dad :D

[@Cuestar]

Two Small Kitties wazzzzup!

[@Otzkar]

S T O P

[@bruhbruhbruhbruhbruhbruhbruhb]

War robots is my city

[@bonphone4222]

War robots just made me lose 20% of my respect for Slaz

[@user-rt8si7ns9c]

Holy shit the fujoshi one gave me creepy ass chills

[@user-rt8si7ns9c]

lad yeah I agree. I dealt with a girl like this in my Spanish class who shipped my friend and I together simply because we were lesbians (but just friends not in a relationship) and God its so weird.

[@user-rt8si7ns9c]

lad me either. Then again maybe it's some phase and they snap out of it. But it's still creepy

[@user-rt8si7ns9c]

lad same, best I can do is ignore it

[@ceciliasuzzy8751]

My dads had a wall tapestry as long as I can remember. He’s a single, firefighter, dad. But he has one before they were popular.

[@emilyroberts3832]

"It was not a security blanket, it was a wall hanging!" "It didn't spend much time ON THE WALL!!" Any other Friends fans?