r/TumblrInAction Top Posts | Reddit's Finest Specimens

[@pokefan7446]

That feminism post where they assumed someone's gender reminded me of something that happened to me online once. It was on a video(can't remember the name of the video) where students where blocking white students from getting to their classes on campus. I posted a comment about how hypocritical it is to fight racism by being racist, and one if my first replies was "If you can’t understand how this is equality, you are not a true American." I’m British.

[@joined_shores_art]

Someone once thought I lived in Australia and wanted to meet up with me. I live in Germany. Some people really need to read bio's 😂

[@ayacyte443]

"Whoa, you guessed right! I'M NOT AN AMERICAN."

[@deadaccount2968]

*badum tish*

[@D.Dragon]

Somebody once complained about me being a 'straight white male' when I said something about inequality. I'm mixed race and gay. This was also brought up when somebody said that I 'knew nothing about what it's like to have racial slurs used against you', when I had racial slurs levelled against me before, I just laughed at the absurdity of the 'insults'.

[@D.Dragon]

Somebody once complained about me being a 'straight white male' when I said something about inequality. I'm mixed race and gay. This was also brought up when somebody said that I 'knew nothing about what it's like to have racial slurs used against you', when I had racial slurs levelled against me before, I just laughed at the absurdity of the 'insults'.

[@twitertaker]

That "women are lesbian by nature and men made them heterosexual" thing is the funniest statement i heard for weeks. I really hope its a joke, but as you said: The fact that we cant be sure is really devistating.

[@mannequia8294]

THIS IS WHY WE NEED TO INVENT TIME TRAVEL

[@GothMermaidGamer]

My favorite reply to that post was this one girl who said, "Huh, and here I thought it was because I personally don't fancy eating pussy."

[@marshall9003]

It isn’t. Google “political lesbianism”, from the 2nd wave of feminism.

[@sinistrality7883]

Correct me if im wrong, which I am mostly, but that Statement is technically Sexist right?

[@calvinlee8103]

The deaf baby one is maybe the worst thing I've ever read. I was born deaf. For the first few years of my life, my parents didn't realize I couldn't hear; as soon as I took a hearing test, and my parents were told I was completely deaf, they pretty much immediately chose for me to have surgery that allowed me to hear about half as well as a normal person instead of being completely deaf. Just a couple years after the surgery, I started playing piano, then guitar, and eventually become a guitarist in the house band at a very popular bar, and started to compose and record film scores/soundtracks. If my parents had never got me that surgery, and decided to "deal with having a deaf child" instead, then I wouldn't have been able to do anything with music; writing, recording, performing, and even just listening to music are my favorite things in the world. If my parents had been regressive tumblr douches like that person who commented on the picture, and not had me have the surgery, they would've been robbing me of everything that brings me the most happiness in my life. The thought that there are parents out there who would deny their deaf child that surgery in the name of "tolerance" is fucking disgusting. Choosing for your child to be disabled, even though they could have a procedure that could take that disability away and give them a normal life, is not being tolerant or progressive; it's fucking child abuse. Nobody would keep their child blind, or in a wheelchair if they didn't have to be, so why the fuck would anybody choose to keep their kid deaf? (This is not the first time I've heard someone with that opinion either, which is so depressing.) I'm so glad I was born in '91 and not today, where robbing your child of a normal life (and an entire goddamn sense) by keeping them unnecessarily disabled is seen as tolerant and good. It's fucking monstrous, and anyone who does it should lose their kids. It's 2018, and the world is fucking upside down.

[@calvinlee8103]

This is definitely way too long for anybody to care enough to actually read it. But if you did read my stupidly long comment, here's a high-five. **slaps phone screen because I clearly don't know how to internet**

[@emilior934]

I heard a story saying that there are couples who actually WANTS to have disabled children so they feel morally superior or create a false sense of accomplishment while raising them, and to make other people feel sorry or pity towards them (the parents). I was so shocked about it, how come there is this kind of scum in our world.

[@calvinlee8103]

Emilio Rodriguez - That's so fucking awful. When did the world decide to go completely insane?

[@goyohan5396]

I mean that’s awesome for you and I’m glad you liked your implant. But my deaf uncle was extremely happy with his because the sound is extremely painful for him for some reason. The doctors said he might be over sensitive to sound because as a child his cochlear implant was weaker so his inner ear was straining to hear things and now that they are more sensitive and powerful his ear isn’t used to that much stimulation and that’s what causes the pain. They’ve tried lowering the volume and sensitivity but it still causes pain. So while I’m glad you discovered a passion for music, not every deaf person loves their implant and I think we should all be respectful of that. That’s why even though I’m hearing, I believe deaf babies shouldn’t be given implants. I think the parents should wait until the child is about to start school and ask them if they’d rather go to a school with other deaf children or get a cochlear implant and go to school with an integrative classroom setting.

[@calvinlee8103]

Goyohan - I understand what you're saying, and definitely have sympathy for your uncle's difficult situation, but I do not agree with you. I still consider it abuse to choose to keep your child deaf if there is a solution that could make them hear. Just like I think it's abuse to keep a child in a wheelchair if there is a quick fix that would allow them to walk. A cochlear implant ended up causing your uncle pain, and probably some other deaf people too. So if a person tries it, and it causes them discomfort, they can weigh the pros and cons and decide whether that discomfort or pain is worse than being deaf or not; if it is, they can choose to have it turned off. That's a very major life decision that would be difficult for any adult to make. I don't think a child who is just about to start school has the mental capacity to fully understand the situation, let alone make such a big decision about their lives and future. Meanwhile, while you've been waiting for them to be old enough to start school before allowing them to hear, (which is essentially just robbing that child of an entire sense that you have chosen not to give them) by that time they've spent about 5 years growing up with less understanding of the world around them than other kids their age, causing a high likelihood that that child is going to fall behind the other kids their age. (Even though I had been able to hear for a couple years, my parents sent me to preschool a year late, so I'd have more time to just mentally catch up to where the other kids were at. I'm extremely grateful that they did this.) If a kid has just started hearing right before starting school, school is going to be insanely difficult for them compared to the other kids. But let's say you have a deaf child, but your worried that a cochlear implant might cause them pain, like what happened to your uncle. Instead of robbing them of a potentially normal life by keeping them unnecessarily deaf for years, give them the surgery. If they start crying a lot more than normal, or harder than normal, or even if something just doesn't seem quite right; just turn it off, and see if that's what's causing it. I think that the small possibility that it might cause them some pain they won't even remember is worth it to miraculously grant them with the ability to hear, almost guaranteeing them a better, more normal life. I just don't see any circumstance where I'd find it appropriate (or moral) to have the ability to cure a child's deafness now, but not do it until later. That's complete insanity to me.

[@dacyrdemonz]

Well slazo looks like I can't comment on your videos anymore since english is not my first language...it was nice writing english. I'm gonna go now and erase all of my english knowledge and return back to german only. Oh, french, rest in peace as well. It wasn't nice learning you.

[@Sweetie.21]

Wait wait wait.. I was born in Friesland, in The Netherlands. Does this mean I can only speak Frisian? Or Dutch? Or am I an exception and are allowed to keep both? This is so confusing, especially since it´s nearly 2 am right now.

[@Cyrus_III]

Rip if you're born in Indonesia where every language has a 10% chance of being spoken.

[@NickiRusin]

@@Cyrus_III is it seriously a diceroll between 10 languages? how many do you have to speak to be able to live normally?

[@Cyrus_III]

@@NickiRusin I'm saying the amount of languages spoken in Indonesia makes up 10% of all the different languages worldwide. So my statement isn't literally correct, just statistically.

[@NickiRusin]

@@Cyrus_III that's quite a misunderstanding on my part

[@darthcraft1575]

Naturaly every men is attracted to danny DeVito

[@damienholland2k7]

Darth Craft Well I’m naturally attracted to pizza with no cheese

[@josephgarfield3363]

I mean if Danny Devito asked to have sex with you, would you say no? Of course you wouldn't.

[@Kay_213_]

I’m naturally attracted to binge-watch Slazo Vids Playlists

[@dance4jc7]

Trash man?

[@marioagainsttheworld6248]

You meant every creature that exist

[@aardengrant]

Let's give this man a thumbs up for searching 'septiplier' to put in that one frame of the video. *He took one for the team*

[@vko3718]

7 I Am what time stamp

[@arroyo6222]

@@vko3718 0:18

[@bhartleby2373]

Slazo is pure. We need to protect him

[@ilexdiapason]

Bhart Leby that slazo looks pure

[@UusshuU]

Bhart Leby *Her*

[@thijmenvanbendegem9118]

Bhart Leby He's as clean as his water.

[@cameoshadowness7757]

Bhart Leby Yes.

[@ireneadriani8239]

This boy has good content and some constructive criticism and well you know. Hope his channel grow fast.

[@dilf_sickhx]

*MOM I DIDN'T WANT TO HEAR WHY DID YOU TAKE ME TO THE HOSPITAL AND PAY THOUSANDS FOR ME TO HEAR*

[@reflectingocean]

*I HATE YOU MOM, I DONT WANNA HEAR ALL THE BEAUTIFUL SOUNDS OF THE WORLD, HMPH!*

[@goldeneckconfetti]

Right.. So, I lived in France for 5 years but I'm not french so.. is it wrong for me to be fluent in French? I swear these people on tumblr are living in a different world than reality.

[@akumanek0owo862]

2D I'm an awful person, I'm french but I speak english. Look at that awful cis white girl appropriating American culture by speaking english and eating fast food.

[@clonetrooper9015]

AkumaNek0 OwO hey bit you’re a girl so you get a small pass because I wouldn’t want to be sexist

[@akumanek0owo862]

Andy Deleon ya but I'm still white and cis so I probably have more *p r i v i l e g e s* than others, therefore, I am evil

[@swahi2702]

@@akumanek0owo862 OI WE MADE THE FUCKING LANGUAGE REEEEEEEEEEE-Patriotic Brit

[@akumanek0owo862]

oh yeah sorry for approppriating your culture then

[@dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668]

Actually, the gallon is a requirement for sports clubs. You gotta drink the entire thing throughout the day for proper hydration.

[@QueenLionHair]

i was wondering why one gallon jugs were so popular now

[@creative-name5279]

Oh, THAT'S why they do it. I saw a really buff guy at my college carrying around a gallon of what looked like juice or gatorade.

[@noodlesoupnewt]

If all of Slazo's subscribers got together in one place could we call ourselves Camp Slazo?

[@reddyforlenny9389]

How about Slazy Bogans?

[@Glassee]

“The Slazo Slum”

[@gracie5240]

Sleezy SlazFans

[@sefsprite]

Morgan but i am ugly

[@windygulch7916]

I love u for that joke nostalgia bomb in ground zero

[@RCHIEyabish]

Disappointed slazo didn't say the water in that jug was clean

[@retroTiko]

why is half if the video not even tumblr tho? theres twitter and facebook and buzzfeed? tumblr had people graverobbing and making jello out of piss youre missing out on great content here

[@Nikiisnotnicola]

Tiko It all ends up there anyways...

[@retroTiko]

Nicola Cleary thats true but its just weird to have the video be about tumblr and titled like that when its just bullshit from all over the internet when the weird stuff that actually originates on tumblr is so much funnier and more obscure lol people making drama posting an audioclip of them supposedly cutting their finger off for attention. someone making jewelry out of body parts and literal pedophiles on there too. dont need to add facebook posts and say its tumblr users when they can be so much worse

[@momonomo2008]

Something being ‘tumblr-like’ is used to describe SJWs, hypocrites, and things of the sort. So I guess it’s like that

[@TripleBarrel06]

He's reading top posts from r/tumblrinaction, not browsing tumblr. It's a reddit video.

[@Bala_Niranna]

Right? Didn't even mention the girl who faked being a trans Chinese Arabic woman with aids so she could write Hamilton fanfic smh

[@echo8933]

If your baby was born and was unable to move their legs, and you were offered a procedure, would you say no because that would be "deciding their life for them?" Like wtf

[@gluecan3337]

It’s like waiting until your baby identifies as something...

[@marin4750]

transabled,anyone?

[@chill8373]

It's a parents job to choose the best decisions for their child's future and happiness as well and do that until they are older

[@dansk1er33]

slazo is just a social construct

[@Kay_213_]

Doesn’t make it bad though

[@GG.Sanchoo]

Is this ? Woosh?

[@mitchsorenstein2242]

I think i like the idea of slazo more than slazo himself

[@creative-name5279]

@@mitchsorenstein2242 Slazo was a good idea, but was never done correctly in history.

[@mitchsorenstein2242]

@@creative-name5279 you know who else was never done correctly? MY MOM! WHOOOO! WHOOOO!

[@pajamapantsjack5874]

Went there once looking for Hotline Miami art. Left as soon as I saw the shipping between jacket and biker.

[@freezinfrog]

Pajamapants Jack what freak would ship them together

[@pajamapantsjack5874]

freezinfrog 50 blessings

[@roachdoggjr3030]

+Domuntu Link?

[@roachdoggjr3030]

no need to be rude dude.

[@coolminecraftparodiesformi8186]

you're asking for gay furry porn you fucking deviant

[@Yami-pu6it]

That dude with the water jug was a pretty "madlad" his water looked pretty clean though

[@corettaha7855]

A random day of some guy guys do that at my college. I think it’s usually the jocks or people who workout a lot and need a lot of water. I never really judged anybody over it. Even if they are white.

[@bumper3241]

Wow! It's the current year! Did you know that it is the currently year that it currently is?!

[@jonathanshorten8613]

Bumper Productions r/notinteresting

[@nathanielwhite298]

No way!

[@bunniesWHISPERSasmr]

r/typingwhilehigh

[@tiaelago-oretukaumunika7017]

Mind = blown

[@Super-wx6br]

Bumper Productions Holy shit next thing you're gonna tell me that it's the current month too

[@biggieboy3570]

I think that's hilarious about that girl that was saying that women are attracted to women because if that was true the human race wouldn't have survived

[@trihermawan9553]

So, in other words, the woman said, we saved humanity from extinction

[@synflwr]

Yes, gay and bisexual people have existed since thousands of years ago. No, straight people aren’t a new thing. Also no, most men are reasonable and won’t brainwash women into dating them.

[@bxby_doll6796]

*react to wish ads*

[@hern19]

rae *THE VEGGIE CUTTER IS GREAT*

[@Hnuvu]

They have ads?

[@cheesypies]

I hate those ads he needs to share our suffering >:)

[@pigeonpower42]

I got one on this video.

[@jonahyogman6282]

Lmao yazz

[@thevanessarosette]

Literally so many people who play sports at my school drink out of those gallons of water.

[@Ethan-mj6wy]

Lol

[@creative-name5279]

I know. Suddenly this person of color (I have no idea) hates college because of this? What? How does someone carrying around a gallon of water make school worse for you? Sure, maybe seeing white people would trigger you because you're racist, but why are you taking your anger out on a gallon of water or the school? Neither of these targets make sense. And if you hate school that much, then just gtfo. Why are you paying for something you hate anyways? Did your parents pay for this? Is this some privilege I'm detecting? I have so many questions about this person's reasoning.

[@darby1220]

As someone who regularly uses Tumblr, please trust me that it's not all this bad. It sucks, absolutely, but there are some good parts to it too! It all really depends on who you follow and how you build your own experience on the website.

[@jaygay6576]

Thank god someone said it

[@NickiRusin]

it's like all things in life, you build your own bubble

[@LilLeanCuisine]

P o r n

[@fluk9149]

Life Is just a social construct - people are naturally dead, if you are alive then that makes you cisphobic

[@hartwyrm]

i only follow meme and art blogs so i never see it lol

[@stfu_grimmi]

Why do so many people forget that biology and nature exist these days?

[@JJSstudio5]

3 years late but the reason why is that biology and nature are a social construct

[@plantlady42069]

3 years later and it even worse, we're regressing.

[@predatorhousepet4395]

Just today I literally saw someone drinking water out of a gallon jug at my college. I didn't think anything of it because it's not that weird.

[@bunglesnurch2062]

I mean you gotta be a special kind of person to hate somebody because they're drinking water.

[@momosuke_]

1:30 She's upset cause his water is not clean

[@janetsnakehole9322]

but was the water wet ??

[@mykokorobrokoro5297]

but was it clean

[@janetsnakehole9322]

TheAmazingMeep ah yes the more important question

[@mimi-fm7hz]

No

[@cayden5257]

TheFireCraze damnit!

[@SBAntiVillain]

But was it vinegar

[@twily4]

I completely understand your apprehension towards Tumblr and the people on it. I just wanted to let you know that it looked like some of those screencaps looked like they were from facebook?? Anyway with Tumblr you really just have to follow people who don't really get into discourse, and blacklist certain tags to avoid certain content. It's a nice website either way! You just have to find the right people on it c: Great video by the way!

[@enexie_nxe]

twily4 glad someone feels the same

[@darelh1348]

TIA allows non-tumblr posts as long as they fit the Tumblr style of crazy theme.

[@carlcunningham7750]

twily4 I only go there for porn and fan art.

[@kaeliopee]

twily4 at least half of them where twitter too

[@Dxs4all]

The only reason I have a tumblr is because I want to look at fanart of my giant fleet.

[@iNabber]

jeff

[@pidondeyle3630]

iNabber my name

[@ghostmain3382]

What is your pic lol

[@glassblanket9602]

iNabber lipvfclybc shit my bad I accidentally hit some buttons while wiping ranch off my phone but imma still post this

[@LibrarianOfLeng]

Chegg

[@itsspanbro831]

You summoned me?

[@tymekx014]

05:30 The baby can always make themselves deaf again its not like its that difficult to actively go deaf, you can: shoot a gun right up beside your ear. fill them with chewing gum. have someone nut inside (depending on depth may not even require nut) listen to ganganm style in 2018

[@Kay_213_]

It slowly got more and more dank

[@Yoopsen213]

Welp. Now that I can confirm that he's neither an alt right or far left extremist, I can now fully enjoy this guy's content (and holy shit he's probably the prettiest youtuber I've ever witnessed, I'm so glad)

[@LY2030.]

y'all acting as if you're in the video

[@jordanhasch2544]

I agree. Very hot. I found him because of EmKay (Damien Lee/EzPz), and I'm damned glad I did. Damn.

[@justanantisocialperson7087]

I’m a simple woman. I get notified papa Slazo uploads and I click.

[@Lilmopinator]

Don't you hate it when your tail gets impaled in a human? xenomorph-kin problems amirite fellas

[@goinggone1530]

Bunnny the difference between furries and otherkin; a furry didn’t say that

[@clonetrooper9015]

GoingGone but both are weird especially other kin damn are those guys the definition of only listening to feelings instead of facts

[@benfleishman2944]

When you kill someone with your tail but they never realize it and stay alive but you know they’re really dead

[@isabelaestrada8355]

Slazo is consistently uploading???? Who is she?

[@jamesupton6325]

Another Person I think I use of the "she" is actually sexism! It's 2018 get your priorities straight hunny!

[@carlosalejandroalvarenga4913]

Another Person 😂

[@Piximae]

Yeah! It's zer/thems/themamoos

[@Tintenfischchen]

Did you just assume their gender and pronouns?!?!! TRIGGERED!!!11!!!

[@aziebites]

About the pronouns in your bio thing: As a trans guy who has to deal with horrible dysphoria and anxiety, seeing non-trans people put pronouns in their bios makes me considerably less anxious about doing it myself. I live with a family who doesn't think that being queer is okay, and even little things like that give me hope for the future. I think the post itself definitely could have been worded better, but there is a point to it. Loved your video, Slazo! Keep it up, my dude.

[@caseylangstaff]

I hate the hard left. I hate the hard right. I hate the indecisive middle. I hate communism. I hate capitalism. I hate tryants. I hate voters. I hate almost everything. The only thing that brings a smile to my heart is playing yugioh and winning every time, even if the other player couldn't do anything. I play to win, and i hate to lose. If yugioh hadn't been invented, i would have channeled this hate into something amazing and productive, but instead i play yugioh for the privilege to say i can win at one thing. Let me know what you hate. I hate what you hate as well so we'll have something in common. Which makes us almost friends. But I'll still hate you. I'll hate the world equally, except for my dude exodia.

[@mattheus6416]

Exodia Decks Did you make a new account I Hate Everything?

[@goinggone1530]

Exodia Decks ooh edgy! Maybe throw your fedora over to at least one political group

[@caseylangstaff]

GoingGone boi i don't wear trash like that. I hate that shit. I prefer to wear only blind approved colors

[@goinggone1530]

Exodia Decks so you wear black? Just as I thought

[@goinggone1530]

Exodia Decks I don’t think you HATE anything, you jut don’t care about the political spectrum and want to seem edgy instead of just following some other passion

[@JimLStone]

When the Emoji Movie came out I felt threatened by emojis

[@plantspores3357]

Sadly, I relate.

[@goose356BC]

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes

[@meadowkoch1706]

did you know that no one gives a fuck

[@jamesupton6325]

Gus Bradford That's racist to women

[@Egg_thing]

Did you know that joke stopped being funny like 4 years ago?

[@finnawoke3757]

That's woke dude

[@TightWiggle]

Fun fact a minute in africa is only worth 37 american seconds cuz their economy struggles

[@ChannelHandle825]

The best place to experience tumblr is everywhere else but tumblr

[@erikakarisawa7173]

wtf is wrong with being perfectly happy with my birth gender what if i dont want to be a demisexual whatsit this is great maybe these tumblr warriors should try being reasonable

[@Nakia11798]

Erika Karisawa Agree. They complain that you can’t choose your gender or sexuality, but then they say that straight people should turn bi or gay.

[@dimetrodonz]

no one said theres anything wrong with being happy with your birth gender. that wasnt even mentioned in the video. the people that say that stuff are actually the minority.

[@andre-cmyk]

yall this is not how it works trans people have actual gender dysphoria which requires a psychiatrist to check and if you are fine with your gender that's great! less hassle for you these people take things to the extreme and give the whole lgbtq+ community on Tumblr a shit name, I don't even like Tumblr as a whole but this is just outright prejudice also demisexual just means that you really can't feel attraction to anyone unless you're more connected emotionally, if you don't want to label yourself that it's fine! but some people really do and it's easier to not care

[@racconsoup]

Okay, so I'm transgender, it's not wrong to be happy with your birth sex, the only reason i am not happy like that is because DYSPHORIA. But most Tumblr posts about gender are from the type of people like "you dont need dysphoria to be trans uwu" and those people hurt the transgender community. If you dont know what dysphoria is, use Google.

[@taegra]

Alec Ari But.. see here's the thing. I think you mean, specifically, _gender dysphoria_ because the word by itself means "a state of unease or generalized dissatisfaction with life." So... take your own advice, maybe? The only thing you need to be trans is that your birth-assigned sex doesn't align with your gender. Which _gender dysphoria_ covers, but just general dysphoria does not.

[@mastermarkus5307]

4:59 - I'll actually argue that point as bigotry is typically intolerance of innate traits like sexuality, gender, or race. Also, intolerant opinions like those of racists or sexists SHOULDN'T be tolerated just because "everyone can have their own opinion".

[@wiliambanquiter8039]

Big slaz! Where the slazhoes?

[@Glassee]

✋

[@tragicx5936]

*woke daddy*

[@lesdessouschics]

tragicx buh bye

[@thephotolessguy3229]

please stop

[@OctoberCountryy]

He is

[@Tintenfischchen]

'Woke' happens to be the favourite word of those tumblr idiots, so....

[@damiennewisely788]

WOKE

[@basicbacon5951]

Tumblr has good porn so I tolerate it

[@phykoha]

0:42 That's actually a real thing. They're called The Skinny Mirrors.

[@txx0xxt]

1:20 it's the opposite, actually. "skinny mirrors" are a real thing, some stores have mirrors that make you look better in what you're trying on than you actually do so you'll buy it. And I think one of the companies that make mirrors like that was on shark tank.

[@librathebeautifulwarmonk1283]

The deaf baby part is why I have an issue with "culture" My issue isn't with the dangers of the surgery, that makes sense and is valid. My issue is the whole "deaf culture" nonsense. Especially from what I've seen from the other comments, you should let other people decide how to raise a child, and should be shamed from potentially giving your child a more positive life because "muh deaf culture" and "being deaf isn't so baaaaaaaaaaaaaaad guys, it's not like it's a LITERAL disability something!" also, "I'm deaf and don't mind it so I have the authority to govern how other deaf people should live!!!" It's disgusting and a clear sign of bad parenting, thinking some social nonsense is more important than your child. As i have a feeling I'll get attacked if I don't say this, no I am not deaf (although my hearing is pretty bad) and I do not have kids yet, but the fact people romanticize deafness as this superpower or as this biological advantage and thinking "hearing people are bad parents because they want their child to have an easier life" is dumb. Now i don't have anything against deaf people, never even met one, but my issue is with the pretentious losers who use their disability to bully others.

[@frenchorange]

Thanks for posting this, I could have worded that better.

[@evergreen5234]

What's next *mEmE rEvIeWs?????*

[@xXFaZe_DoNgLeXx]

Meme👏review👏

[@SmartAlec1]

Oh please god no

[@BloodyAnime]

"LWSAY - Last Week Slazo Asked you" xD

[@vikiai4241]

Heh... 6:10 reminds me of one girl back at school who made a big thing about me being "Rich" (because I was in the A stream). I just ignored her, which probably didn't do much for the relationship. Eventually someone who actually knew me took her aside and explained that it was fairly well known that I was from a single parent welfare family from the east side of the town (local slum, these days, but only half-way there back then). Personally, I was quite happy for them to continue making a complete ass of themselves for however many years they wanted to. (I did had one huge advantage for which I am very grateful, though - a mother who was fiercely determined that her kids would not one day be left in the same situation as her! - Thanks mum!) ... And the emoji complainer obviously has never seen (or even conceived the concept of) a female body-builder! Rather sexist of them! :-P

[@moti7549]

We protec Slazo. Most importantly We watch Slazo

[@Kay_213_]

A worthy cause!

[@evillittleliar.9209]

I have nothing against Cochlear Implants but I do understand that sometimes they just don't work and can often be frustrating for a lot of kids. Most deaf people don't see hearing as something they necessarily want, there's a sense of pride in being deaf in a lot of families and they would prefer to stick with Sign Language. I hope you make more content, I love your video's.

[@studioLCTRL]

The Deaf baby thing is just an issue in the Deaf community... Deaf people tend to be very proud of their Deafness and culture so they don't want to "fix" their Deaf children because they don't think they are broken to begin with.

[@brendanthedreamer]

Well then they don't have to, that's their right. But for hearing parents it is their right to "fix" their child, because deafness has been proven to be fixable. I am autistic myself, so I understand the whole "It's not a disability to me" stance, the difference of course being that there is no justifiable science behind supposed cures for autism, so trying those on children can actually be life-threatening.

[@studioLCTRL]

There are still risks involved with Cochlear implants. But the reason I feel like it's a problem in the Deaf community is that some people will feel betrayed if their grandchild gets an implant, stuff like that. There's also apparently an issue with Deaf people being illiterate, I don't think this is as prevalent though.

[@echo8933]

May not make sense but what i thought about is like, say a non-American family comes over to America and has their grow up child learning two languages. Like are people going to call that erasing culture??? I get that being deaf its not something that _needs_ to be "fixed", but it can sometimes make a person's life a lot easier if it is

[@echo8933]

Gekkouga Girl lol

[@FrancisR420]

Brendan Philbrick yeah there's definitely a difference between putting a child safety at risk because you think they're broken anyway (i e Rosemary Kennedy) and fixing a more mechanical defect Some people seem to conflate these two things

[@matic4175]

Slazo is a duck.

[@sergiomingo9927]

Mat S no u

[@jessethree]

This is a true fact.

[@Bespeon]

Quack

[@I3oozeAddict]

You're a bat

[@savannaerjavec2408]

Hes a goose

[@carelessdreamer]

Why would someone avoid learning a language just to avoid appropriating a culture? Like, how do you expect to communicate with people? English, Chinese, and Spanish are probably the most important languages for people to know just to be able to communicate in many workplace settings. Like, sorry Mei, I know we’ve been business partners for 10 years, but I can’t learn Chinese because that’s disrespectful. Also, what do the languages belong to? This person can’t seem to decide whether they want to bitch about race or ethnicities. There are three basic races. So how are we going to trace every single language back to who they belong to? Especially since all of humankind is thought to have come from Africa. I need answers for this.

[@vampiretears8733]

I identify as Toasty, the Butter Sculpture from iCarly.

[@Kay_213_]

Oh yeah, didn’t spencer used to make stupid ass sculptures? I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if he DID make a butter statue

[@vampiretears8733]

@@Kay_213_ yep. That's the name of one of his statues. It was a cartoon toast character made entirely out of butter😂😂

[@paulwilkinson8977]

If that privilege on was real... And I almost doubt it, but think might be real, then that person crying privilege must be horrifyingly miserable. Like a person who told a guy on tumblr to check his privilege for saying his feet were blistered and hurt crazy bad (because he had to do a 12 hour shift doing something that kept his feet soaking wet in protective shoes so he could make a deadline), because some people don't have feet at all. I pointed out the minimum time to develop trench foot (which was accurate but come on. Nobody gets trench foot from one 12 hour period), and what trench foot could do to your feet, and they apologized and said they'd be sure to think about that before commenting in the future. 1. That was the WORST reason to tell someone to check their privilege. 2. Why would you have an argument with the op in the comments, but then not defend yourself from some super obvious outlier to your dumb argument. Idk my point is I hate humans.

[@doyouknowkeplertwentytwob4032]

*internalized oppression*

[@AshKetchum442]

the thing about “dont learn languages/appreciate other cultures” actually turned out to be propaganda from nazis/white nationalists. ppl on tumblr got/get so worked up about not offending people that they fell for not wanting to appreciate/learn about other cultures

[@retroTiko]

lmao 90% of tumblr makes fun of those posts too u just have to check the notes lol

[@fandomgodmother4903]

5:20 I have a friend who’s whole family is def and those videos and things are really upsetting to them because those surgeries have really bad side effects a lot and the baby couldn’t decide on taking that risk. So Yee that’s why the other person was mad

[@sinistrality7883]

Damn, Quoting MLK and Aristotle, Slazo is finally using what he learned from school to good use.

[@hanpines3808]

Tumblr *shows septiplier*

[@AodhanBulger]

HAHAHA feeling threatened by a muscular arm emoji, I think you found the ultimate soyboi

[@lilys7036]

The alienkin are going to destroy the world April 18th

[@DogInatutu]

Toon Link Im replying on the 19th. Unfortunately the world is still here

[@gostigoo6706]

Typing on the 26th, the Alienkin are outside, send help

[@corneliusdwyer1824]

Love the maturity and quotes drops, dude. Been watching for a while but look forward to the videos now. Keep up the great work!

[@marshallinnocent5275]

I legit love your outtro song. Catch myself singing it at work all the time

[@hannahmoore7230]

Was the jug of water clean tho

[@glitterypieceofmind]

In response to 4:58 ish: The problem with “if you think I’m a bigot bc of my opinion then you are also a bigot” is that some “opinions” actually dehumanise ppl. You can’t just say “I everyone has their own opinion” to justify someone who says racist, sexist etc. things!

[@dejanhaskovic5204]

Rebecca H Actually you can. If someone hates somebody, it's their right unless they start actively harming that person. But that doesn't mean you aren't allowed to use your freedom of speech to call out the person if ypu don't agree with them.

[@glitterypieceofmind]

You don’t understand. If someone says something racist, I can call them a bigot without being a bigot myself for “hating them for their opinion”

[@Genderanarchy]

gm but some social/political world views are inherently problematic. If I call a neo-Nazi a bigot for wanting a racial cull, I’m not being a bigot. If I call a Christian a bigot for “not believing” in the existence of gay/LGBT+ people, I’m not a bigot. Bigotry comes from a stubborn worldview where if other people don’t fit ones “model” for life, then they don’t exist/aren’t worthy of existing/or something equally dehumanizing.

[@glitterypieceofmind]

- ̗̀clair ̖́- agree

[@Genderanarchy]

gm i understand you. I don’t know the context of OP’s post, but I can say I’ve definitely felt frustrated when criticizing a problematic worldview (for example I was told to literally not hate nazis the other day, because they’re people too) just to have someone come around and silence me with the “everyone has their own opinion” bs.

[@dangreen3868]

8:31 ok, look. I'm nonbinary, I get the struggle. We don't need to do this though. Just let people put whatever they want in their bio. It is very comforting when you're in a group and the cis folk introduce themselves with their pronouns, but you can only really expect that in lgbt+ spaces. Don't push it on others, please.

[@Evycakez]

The skinny mirror is a real thing, it was on an episode of Shark Tank. It is supposed to make you look thinner, that way you will buy clothes from the store. Ross has them.

[@Leurynne]

AHA ! If you look closely at 0.33 there's the art I did of Big Slaz (what an honour) Another great video dude, seeing you in my feed always makes my day go from 2 to 10 real quick !! I'm so glad to see you uploading more regularly !

[@EvesEvilVideos]

1:39 how dare he have such clean water

[@nope6021]

I STILL don't understand why people get SO bent out of shape over pronouns. I use they/them but if someone calls me she/her or he/him I just correct them and say "Oh I use they/them please" and most of the time theyre like "Oh sorry man," and it's chill. No need to make a fuss.

[@rd-pg5iv]

they can be used as a singular pronoun though no need to be an ass

[@l692]

@Decriminalize Darwinism don't be an ass. They/ them can be used to refer to a single person if you don't know that, go back to school. If for example someone asks 'who owns this wallet' when they find one and I point at the owner and say "it's theirs" or "it belongs to them" it clearly refers to a single person and is gramatically correct. Why does it bother you what other people want to be called? I'm a cis woman myself but if someone called me a guy for some reason I couldn't give two shits, they're just words, they're all made up sounds we make to convey a message, it ain't deep.

[@l692]

@Ed Elric, The Fullmetalfoes Alkahest to be honest I value respecting what another person wants to be called and showing a little kindness than caring about sounding stupid. Wether a person can actually be non-binary or not doesn't bother me really. The act of someone wanting to be called They/ them is harmless, I can't dictate what another person wants to do with their life and if it makes a person feel happier and respected to be called they/ them. I will do it. It's not hard and not worth upsetting someone who hasn't done anything to wrong you because you don't agree with a harmless word they want to be called.

[@l692]

@Ed Elric, The Fullmetalfoes Alkahest I know that I just said that I think calling someone something that they want be called is more important than apparently sounding a bit dumb.

[@LilLeanCuisine]

Clint Yeastwood “This is Mariah, they are a teacher.”

[@moyaatje8762]

You are cynical, intelligent. Sarcastic and funny... Srsly Michael I tip my hat too you, I subscribed... And most feminist and girl posts are so funny and true (coming from a woman) keep up the good fight

[@bxby_doll6796]

_this just reminds me of that one bono concert and_ _he just walked onto stage and started clapping his hands and said "every time i clap a child in Africa dies"_ _then somebody just yelled "*wELL THEN STOP FUCKIN CLAPPING*"_

[@moonlitmystery2684]

I honestly don’t like making fun of people who kin anymore as I met someone who told me they kin to help them cope with a traumatic experience from childhood. So now I’m like “Okay maybe this person is just doing this to cope with something.” When I see stuff about kins.

[@i.147]

09:36 do you not know about the emoji movie that shit's terrifying dude

[@AnAverageGoblin]

Whoever read the necronimicon needs to pay for bringing Tumblrites into the world.

[@SuperSteve180]

I've lost about 35% of my brain cells listening to this, thanks Slazo....

[@impossiblyridiculous9267]

Yeah. But hey, regrow them by looking at memes.

[@periwinkle43]

I like the outro song and I have it added to a few playlists. It's a good song. Thanks for introducing me to it, slazo.

[@owlmanager645]

Ahaha. This is very interesting- I know you mentioned you hoped not all of Tumble was like the posts in this video, and I can vouch for that! Tumblr has allowed me a way to meet others with my interests, and make valuable connections, as well as share my art and other hobbies. I've met very kind and supportive people, even ones who were willing to talk with me about why we felt differently on very controversial issues. Tumblr has a lot of diverse opinions, negative to positive, so I thought you might like to know that the more positive views do, in fact, exist.

[@randommadman7348]

Y'all ever get *hydrated* or is it just me?

[@possumguts]

9:27 is thrown way out of context by the OP and definitely deserves to be here but there have actually been some well-supported theories about it. It's been widely studied that (speaking from a point of sex assigned at birth, not gender) females tend to have more fluid states of sexuality than males, and more females than males have homosexual tendencies, particularly in females that may identify as straight or bi. Anyway, the idea is that during the early stages of human evolution, when groups are assumed to have been often one male with a couple/few females and children, if the male didn't come back one day, the females would have each other to sate their emotional and sexual needs until they found another male to procreate with. Just some interesting theories OP might have gotten a basis for their somewhat outlandish claims from.

[@Killer36661]

You mean like how guys in prison do? That's not some complicated theory, that is called "Settling for second best".

[@piperforeman5282]

The one on the deaf baby is just stupid. I was born partially deaf. It was terrible enough and I wasn't even fully deaf. I got the surgery when I was around four and I'm grateful for it every day. I didn't understand what was happening since I was so little and I can't begin to explain how happy I am my parents made the choice for me to HEAR. I'm able to live a normal life because of it.

[@Spytefull]

My favourite youtuber covering my favourite subreddit

[@xxtriciastarxx]

As far as the deaf segment... a lot of hearing parents really DO have a harsh stigmas against deaf children. There’s a large chance even after the surgery the child’s verbal skills may not develop properly. A lot of deaf adults had implants and removed them because it doesn’t work

[@notionthegoatboy1651]

As someone who has a lot of deaf friends and takes asl classes You CANNOT believe how big of a deal whether or not it is to give a baby a cochlear I’ve seen families split over it It’s crazy. I’m not saying i take a side in the matter, just saying that in the deaf community it’s a really big deal and kinda controversial.

[@ethanharris3145]

NotionTheGoatBoy im assuming youve seen Sound and Fury... if not its a great film that follows two families, two deaf children. One gets a cochlear and one remains deaf. It really showed me how much of a hot button issue it is... Hearing parents dont realize that they stole that baby’s culture and identity from him before he even knew what it was. they see deafness as a disability and think that rather than accommodate to their childs needs, they can just throw money at it and rewire their brain. The cochlear is a threat to deaf culture as we know it.

[@notionthegoatboy1651]

Ethan i’ve only seen the movie like 12 times 😅 it’s the go to film for whenever we have a sub in asl Personally though i think it’s a good perspective of the cultural issues Both halves of the family are being a bit harsh and unreasonable Each is just as responsible for the hostility as the other is.

[@Smileyreal]

"they see deafness as a disability" disability dɪsəˈbɪlɪti/Submit noun 1. a physical or mental condition that limits a person's movements, *senses* , or activities. sense sɛns/Submit noun plural noun: senses 1. a faculty by which the body perceives an external stimulus; one of the faculties of sight, smell, *hearing* , taste, and touch.

[@danielms3470]

Ok but deafness is a disability..

[@notionthegoatboy1651]

Daniel McCann-Sayles b I never said it wasn’t.

[@daggereyesletsplay4923]

Do r/pyrocinical DO IT YOU SKIPPED IT REeEEEE

[@Dafanimator]

DaggerEyes Let's Play! Wtf

[@daggereyesletsplay4923]

Yeah he skipped it and i wanna see it..soo SHOW US WHAT WE LIVE FOR!

[@yuggoth777]

DaggerEyes Let's Play! #DOITWATERBOY

[@alhbraed7621]

DaggerEyes Let's Play! nice profile pic, new ac at e3

[@daggereyesletsplay4923]

Aye @squid cat

[@cammiixx]

Wow that voice 😍

[@rey-hp8gm]

honestly you speaking out against this bullshit while also remaining completely respectful AND funny is so amazing. damn. okay get me a man like this

[@Pikagirl541]

Thank you for making videos like this without getting overly political or resorting to straight up insulting people. I've seen other people use the topic of a video as an excuse to rant, but your videos are all in good fun.

[@organicvape4099]

The Yale One makes me mad. “nice privileg dx

[@tiffanyanne7707]

To answer your question : tumblr is not fine

[@LouisOnAir]

The privilege argument is annoying because I recently learned how it actually works and most people who throw it around are completely missing the point (as far as I've seen). All it is is how hard it would be to succeed from your background; someone determined enough from almost any background could work hard enough to succeed but if you grew up in care or have to move across the world for better education, less people are going to be able to put in the work. Privilege is not directly proportional to how light your skin is, it's just the fact that not having to work all day every day to survive while trying to get into a good university results in more people being able to do so.

[@xgullafter9590]

You're wrong though, that's a nice view to have and it would certainly be nice if things were like that but in reality the color of your skin, your background, etc not only largely determine your upbringing, environment and wealth, but also determine how other people see you. Everyone has preconceived notions about other groups of people, to varying degrees obviously, and it just so happens that Caucasians are seen as the richest, healthiest, most powerful and safe race in the world due to statistics. This not only means that being white is seen as something generally positive by other people compared to being born a dark african, but also it means that you're more likely to be a developed nation, from a family that ISN'T in poverty, that's probably educated, and will live in a relatively safe environment. Hope this helps understand the other side of the equation.

[@kaylareid6160]

^ took the words right outta my mouf

[@SmartAlec1]

I always see a greater social stigma against white people. Either way talking about race non stop only makes it worse. Some bosses want to avoid hiring minorities because if they do and they happen to be terrible and need to be fired, the boss can't because the person could use the race card as a threat. There are enough of them to scare people away. Alternatively they could have an absurd bias towards them because outsiders could judge you and call you racist for not having a diverse enough work force, even if you're not racist and it's coincidence/circumstance (like an all white town). Talking about race as if it's more than a pigment and an artifact of the past only makes things worse. Plenty of white people who have been oppressed due to racism and plenty of minorities who have had advantages due to their race. Vice versa

[@succulentplaylists7266]

The only way I can see privilege being a thing in America is if your family is super rich or poor or where you grew up and went through. Most people in America seem to not be racist or see people of different skin colors differently. I live in an area where there are very few people that aren’t white and so some people from my school have different opinions on people based on their race, but they don’t treat anyone differently besides the occasional joke. I don’t think gender or race has much effect anymore, at least I’ve never met anyone that really felt and acted like it did. There are obviously some people that are awful and are racist and sexist, but they are certainly the minority

[@SmartAlec1]

Sadie Playlists Honestly the fact that the thing most americans seem to worry about the most is racism is telling that most of us aren't racist.

[@camisweeney3592]

The cochlear implant part actually has a point as deaf people have their own culture with poetry, universities, and norms. The documentary Sound and Fury gives a good inside look into deciding to get a cochlear implant. It's a common misunderstanding that cochlear implants "cure" hearing loss but they only use about 22 electrodes even though humans have 15,000 hair cells, so really you still do not have normal hearing. As well, cochlear implants are frowned upon by the deaf community so the child is not part of deaf culture and not quite part of hearing culture. Sound and Fury gives a good perspective on this for a five year old girl to decide whether or not she wants the implant as she lives in a hearing neighborhood but her family is deaf

[@andrewruehling7669]

Cami Sweeney I was about to say something along these lines. Thank you for this!

[@tristasayers7429]

The thing about the deaf baby is actually a really common opinion in the deaf/hard of hearing community. A lot of them see it as forcing it upon the child and trying to oppress deaf culture.

[@jonmjcook]

I diagnose you with the gay

[@mway5061]

Pretty big gay

[@kit2906]

No u

[@margotdenise5091]

Hahhahahahahahahaha

[@jessethane6910]

Oh God, will I die?

[@turidrowned]

CRUSHER I diagnose you with *THE GAY*

[@shineyfish]

9:15 👏H👏e👏t👏r👏o👏s👏e👏x👏u👏a👏l👏i👏t👏y👏

[@reneebrady8389]

Shiny Derps you wasted alot of time on that.. No one can read I'd (or cares to try)

[@karlao.4667]

I read it. It wasn't that hard to.

[@jakepullman4914]

Spelled wrong.

[@monsieurbobblehead3854]

Hetrocopter

[@shineyfish]

I spent a minute on this lmao

[@cephalosphericcreations7748]

Does that person who thought attraction to men is a social construct understand the concept of reproduction?

[@mozamella761]

Dude imagine they replace the flexing muscle emoji with SpongeBob's flexing arm

[@aboutschween]

wow. not what i was expecting going in, but a truly amazing video!