Sleeping With Your Girlfriend Be Like...

[@jimmyjams962]

An eye wink and a "Let me make it up to you" from a woman is more powerful than a Men in Black Neuralyzer.

[@SariusxX]

I would have liked this comment if it wasn't already at the perfect amount...

[@PaganSkye]

Lol ikr 😅

[@Thatsriiight]

Never trust a women that says let me make it up to you… highest expectations followed by higher failure everytime.

[@straightouttazambia2835]

Lord forbid she reaches out with her hand to stroke your face whilst maintaining eye contact.

[@vladraduandrei5227]

meh not realy, if you re not sexually obsessed

[@warrioroflight3813]

This is why my husband and I have our own blankets, it has helped our marriage immensely.

[@obviouslyPSM]

The double blanket is so necessary

[@hugoparker1427]

And a king sized bed.

[@zafir7007]

Precisely.

[@fabianhikade9751]

I never understood why you Americans actually do that.

[@semivibes2515]

We have like 25 blankets and I still steal all of his it’s so warm and cozy 🥰

[@dekro7959]

I lost it when she went into full mount and started with the ground and pound

[@jsusna1972]

The sound effects really sold it for me.

[@kyrgyzsanjar]

same 🤣🤣

[@MR-nl8xr]

I lost it when he tried to use the blanket as a guard. But I turbo'd when the full mount came in. Like as if nothing happned.

[@Pouncer_Fox]

If the bed is ever shaped like an octagon, it's time to throw in the blanket.

[@JK-hj4mn]

Gaslighting 😂

[@douglaswilliams6834]

Been married for decades. King size bed for starters. Both partners should also have an alternate bed, in another room. Trust me.

[@nadavegan]

You speak of the path of happiness.

[@Levi-rz1je]

Separate blankets to start

[@bene100degrees]

So this is a thing?

[@Dumka400]

​@Jannik100 of course it is. You can be happy with someone and doesn't mean you need to sleep in the same bed as them every night. What matters is you make the relationship work and that could mean sleeping in the same bed sometimes or never; every situation is different.

[@dutube99]

This is the way.

[@sweetpeanmolly]

One night, around 3, my husband and I both got up to use the bathroom. We didn’t realize that we were both up and walking in our hall. It’s pitch black mind you. When we bumped into each other we screamed so loud! I’m still laughing about it ten years later 😂😂😂

[@AbhinavPaulPOLY2563]

Really nice very wholesome. Thank you for sharing

[@beatrice3338]

😂😂😂

[@dmystify1381]

😂😂❤

[@mr.midlifecrisis8547]

You're not in a real relationship until you legit wake up absolutely furious in the middle of the night because your spouse won't share the bed correctly.

[@Matt-og6qv]

Facts

[@percival8193]

Imagine getting married 💀

[@Poussyeater-w5e]

@@percival8193sheesh

[@deepzone31]

Oh, just wait until you have kids and they jump into bed and sleep at strange angles.

[@LonghornsLegend]

Bruh 🤦🏾‍♂️ lost track of how many times I said f it and just went to play cod on the couch and slept out there

[@MrFantastic23]

😂 I busted out laughing when she literally rolled up on him and started throwing hands! Rewinded it a few times and laughed harder each time I watched it!

[@raidzeromatt]

Reminds me of my ex that would sleep talk full nonsense sentences Sometimes she would be super angry and I couldn't tell if she was about to hit me or something It was like hearing an angry toddler talk whenwver she was sleeping lol

[@cinders2894]

My husband and I have 2 super queen sized beds pushed together to make one giant bed. Complete with Expensive pillows, Light blocking drapes, and the highest decibel blocking ear plugs, so I don't hear nim snore. It's perfection. After 20 years together, we have learned that you should never compromise your sleep.

[@timcat61]

The best thing my wife and I ever bought was a king sized bed!

[@deannas2778]

Yes me and my guy recently bought a king. When I first moved in with him he had a queen and he's like 6'4 and can take up all the space... We are both starfish sleepers at times so like sharing a bed was just miserable.

[@ovenman2004]

Yeah, but where did you sleep?

[@timcat61]

@@ovenman2004 On the edge of course

[@flickboogers9325]

I bought an Alaskan mattress because of this!

[@jeffmiller1594]

Still doesn't work, she's always on my side, if I get up to use the bathroom, I literally have to move her over

[@therafter7494]

he tries to make it work....she quits immediately....sounds about right

[@knowledgeseeker3068]

yoooooooooooooooooooooo ahahahahaa true

[@Dsquaredforever]

But she didn't fart 😂

[@nateufc9807]

Nikki is the only KZbinr I know who doesn't go around harassing people or making a fool outta themselves.

[@Cosmo-Kramer]

@@nateufc9807 Tons of KZbinrs don't do that, good grief. smh But Nikki is the bomb, I'll agree with you there!

[@nateufc9807]

@@Cosmo-Kramer my favorite video is when the stimulus check hits. They were bragging about being rich

[@cybercriminal3110]

Sleeping in one bed with someone gives you some impressive reflexes. I once sensed a blanket slipping off of me and grabbed it through my sleep.

[@thabzmad7265]

Yeah, my favourite skill is catching myself half a second or less before I fall over the side after being squeezed to the edge😂... Or even better, when actually falling, bracing properly to avoid head injuries 😂😂😂😂

[@montecristo1845]

This must be why married couples had twin beds in the fifties. 😂

[@larindadorchuck8789]

It remind's me of the first time sleeping with my husband. I had all the covers and did not know it until I woke up and saw him coverless. I felt so bad.

[@cyrusol]

Would so wake you up if that happened. I don't know why people don't.

[@byventrex7597]

​@@cyrusoli could never. I feel so bad

[@andrewcarlson2178]

I throw an extra comforter on her side, then she never feels the need to steal, lol

[@Dr.Anomaly]

I've been in this situation and it always winds up with her not being able to handle it. The moment it gets hard to deal with, they leave.

[@nakamakai5553]

Your videos are SO real - this is actually what happens. It seems like you have a TON of fun making these, I hope that is true.

[@kenpachikiking6179]

This was perfect! So accurate! Now she should do a video called "Sleeping with your dog" where she goes through the same crap lol.

[@b.e.r.nnetwork8251]

The last woman I slept with I was too comfortable, didn't even want to go to work. I was about to hit her up to see what mattress she has but I know she hates me now😂😂😂

[@talaaa2897]

Sounds interesting. I would recommend you get on eof those mattresses that has extra padding on the front, thoses are the most comfortable. YOUR WELCOME

[@ariebakhuizen5486]

Lmaooooo

[@samlouielouienov2682]

Lmaoooo

[@retiredsnowbunnyhunterx5106]

😂 what did you?

[@ridgerunnersp]

Do it anyways bro lmao

[@SBGamer30]

I have to get up around 5am to go to work lol. I don’t play these games with my girl. As soon as she starts taking the covers and try to take over the bed, I go right to the spare room and lay down. Then she wake up later and ask me why did I leave the bedroom. Also, we can’t watch any scary movies at night. She will literally swing in her sleep like something is chasing her 😂.

[@williamcainjr8496]

Night Terrors are brutal, brother. lol.

[@MR-nl8xr]

I remember my ex asking that same f*cking question and after explaining that I needed sleep TO GO TO WORK, she would come up with some of the most crazy conspiracy stories to say I was cheating on her; yea, she had issues; wish her well.

[@SBGamer30]

@@MR-nl8xr 😂

[@Mikeb813]

haha, was not expecting that punch out session.. hilarious!

[@judgesfiveeight]

This has nothing on my girlfriend and her restless leg syndrome... NOTHING I tell you. LOL

[@aaluminumandrescreening1108]

Oh yeah....my girlfriend has Progressive MS and her legs don't stop convulsing throughout the night! Consider yourself BEAT! (wish i was joking....sighh)

[@jiririnagl302]

Restless leg syndrome is annoying as fuck, i suffer from this too.

[@austin529]

oh yeah well my girlfriend has rabbies and she bites my balls as hard as she can as soon as I fall asleep. Every single night. I should've known better than to date a racoon.

[@bradleyboyer9979]

I always tended to think that things like restless leg syndrome were imaginary things in the mind of unwell people. Good Lord, was I wrong. It is terrible. It is the worst part of withdrawing from drugs, IMO.

[@eduardof631]

Tramadol, tramadol baby, it'll get rid of that annoying restless leg syndrome. It's the worst

[@SuperKONR]

This is why I sleep with a safety pillow on the floor beside the bed, and a backup blanket on standby 🤣

[@Ralph2]

'Let me make it up to you tonight.' The pout. The smile. The tears of laughter running down my face.

[@whiskeytango9769]

My wife has had a lot of sleep walking episodes over the years. I am totally used to the shenanigans now. We have a king size bed with lots of blankets...works wonders.

[@TheMikeD428]

Nikki, your stuff needs to be made into a TV series. The production quality reminded me of “Louie.” It’s too hilarious, and it seriously is that good!

[@Juice8767]

I punched my wife in my sleep once, had one of those dreams where I was in a fight and my punches were all weak and useless then I woke up after feeling my real arm move and she was staring at me with her hand on her face 😅 In retrospect it was kinda hilarious but I was apologizing for like a week

[@niteshingale5674]

I'm surprised you lived to tell the tale brother 😂.

[@organicmechanic5150]

Bro I headbutted an ex once in a fight dream, turned out her head was built for it 😂

[@MR-nl8xr]

I know the ones you are talking about, it's like you're punching air. The mind is a powerful thing.

[@andrewcarlson2178]

I had a girlfriend that wanted to cuddle in the middle of the night so she threw her leg over me and kneed me square in the nuts lol. Not the best way to be woken up 🤣

[@keithrickson8522]

I have legit mental trama from years of blankets being yanked off me. It literally causes me rage just thinking about it. But my wife and I have seperate blankets now, so that helps I guess.

[@jasoncoopersmith]

The face smack with the arm got me😂

[@mbrown5494]

Wife and I have been married almost 30 years. We haven't slept in the same bed for 29 of those years for similar reasons in this video! This vid brings out bad/funny memories😅

[@kyos8462]

Wow thats kinda sad

[@nihilnovumsubsole6334]

@@kyos8462 That's genius!

[@moctezuma_2]

wait wtf

[@JonattanD]

@@kyos8462 why is it sad?

[@bene100degrees]

Srsly wtf

[@VexModel]

I love your videos, girl! This one made me laugh so much!

[@isonlynameleft]

My last girlfriend was exactly like this in bed. Minus the punching 😂 You just have to stand your ground in bed!

[@bannedmann4469]

Aggressive rear chokehold scissor leg cuddle.

[@johnmarx3919]

that's something I'll never know....

[@llVIU]

if someone is snoring, just clap your hands loudly once. It will wake them up while allowing them to fall asleep immediately afterwards

[@scottytissue73]

Nah. You don't fall asleep immediately after a hand clap every 10 minutes. Separate bedrooms. Only way.

[@thecurrentmoment]

I found out sleeping on my back without a pillow helped me breathe easier, compared to having a pillow - same principle as CPR, when you lean your head back your airway opens up. If your head is raised on a pillow, it closes the airway a bit. Doesn't apply to side sleeping of course

[@bingoreddraaz7363]

That beatdown was hilarious

[@ridgerunnersp]

Hooooleeee shiz I just had a realization. I think I stayed in my first long term relationship for going on 17 years because subconsciously I didn't want to have to go through that again.

[@Rikard_A]

2:16 -"I am very bendy" That would be follow with. -"I KNOW! THAT IS WHY IAM IN PAIN!". Seperat duvet!

[@Masqueey]

The only thing missing was the random sleep talking at random moments in the night. Other than that so insanely accurate

[@jonathansobol4566]

Think I’ve watched like 10 of these in a row. Funny as hell

[@spacemanspiff3052]

Damn, this is so darn true. Totally on the mark. It starts as little girls jumping into Dad’s bed in the middle of the night and stealing blankets and pillows (not to use but to kick off the bed on their side), turning sideways in their sleep to kick you in the back and face while shoving you to the edge of the bed, and finally launching a leg over your side or an arm, elbow first, into and over your face. My 6 year old brutally destroyed me in the middle of the night, when I’m most vulnerable, and I’m 5 times bigger and heavier than her. All that, and it continues as women grow up, yet snore a bit because of sinuses one night and adult women will either leave (early in a relationship) or kick you out of bed to the guest room (much later in a more solid relationship). Such a reaction to snoring isn’t reciprocated if she’s the snorer because WOMEN “NEVER” SNORE!!! Anyway. This skit is spot on, which makes it super funny!!!

[@Robbie_S]

Hilarious 🤣🤣🤣 when Nikki beat the crap out of the poor boy 👍👍

[@HiTigereye]

For real though. That was so hilarious. Still laughing.

[@danielsykes7558]

3:50 I'm starting to think the *most* toxic people use the term gaslight just to manipulate their partners. If your therapist says somebody is abusive, manipulative, and gaslighting then sure, but lay people use the words whenever people disagree and are trying to defend themselves

[@abbiereynolds8016]

It's called "therapy speak" and it's ironically a form of abuse😅

[@saideepakchurya7191]

"let me make it upto you tonight" is the perfect getaway card for all crimes committed...

[@tommynikon2283]

@3:20....I sprayed my coffee across my desktop....laughing. I think Nikki is a fucking genius! The physicality, Legit ACTING/Comedic chops; always MAKES me laugh! It's like watching Lucille Ball from a bygone era....the physicality. Props to her co-star; deft POVs, editing, the soundtrack.....great stuff, per usual.

[@willankhatter]

She threw some mean hands in a flash there 😂😂😂

[@TheUrbanSentinelChannel]

😂🤣Nikki throwing those bones 🤜🤕

[@Lost1nTranslation]

The face smack... Too real 😂

[@kyos8462]

Lol my wife an i have ALWAYS used seperate blankets on top of the one we use together

[@TheCleanDirtyDude]

That first slap to the eye! 😂 I was like "Dayum!" 🤣🤣🤣

[@deirdremorris9234]

Separate beds. Separate rooms. Sleep is the most important thing!

[@dfrey1885]

This is me with my BF, but I'm the guy in this 😂

[@derrickpurdy7011]

After Nikki punched him out, I realized comfortable beds were all the rage.

[@Alckemy]

The first time I stayed at my partners house she stole my blanket and I went to the store and bought another one. Never had that problem again

[@squatch545]

I wanna see the blooper reel on this one.

[@kylecurryyt]

Too true. Need separate beds like in 1960s TV shows.

[@evictioncarpentry2628]

You forgot the clinger. Everytime you roll over or move they reattach themselves in the front or back spoon when you want space lol

[@TheFourthWinchester]

Yep this is quite right. My wife literally pushes me to the edge of the bed regularly.

[@ezekielbrockmann114]

Here on Scandinavia, we sleep with different comforters. ... ideally in different beds.

[@missmayflower]

Everyone needs their own room.

[@MrMDH1986]

You are a legend, Nikki.

[@LifeAdviceSite]

This gave me such anxiety! My ex used to snore, steal the blankets, kick me, and whack me in the face. 🤦🏻‍♀️ We slept on different floors most of the marriage. 😂

[@robertdevoy3119]

How long did it take for you to realize she wasn't really asleep when she did that to you?

[@LifeAdviceSite]

@@robertdevoy3119 😂 He still wants me to come back, probably so he can get in a few more whacks. I sleep blissfully alone now....

[@nickzgradic]

Nailed it! Best one yet. This reminds me of those days...😂

[@YotaDaryl]

I swear these are the most ACCURATE skits

[@RedLine_Renesis]

Sleeping with the jeans on? And quite sunny for a night at 1:09 x)

[@Rlmorrison74]

We never share blankets. Not only does she do this shit, but she loves the heavy fluffy ugg comforters, and I just prefer a thick blanket. I still constantly struggle to get her blanket off of me as she rolls around, it's so goddamn heavy I hate it.

[@simalukic146]

3:18 She Punched Him 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@valaiopwep7990]

different blankets helps a lot

[@melissasaint3283]

It's just the habits we all develop as kids and young adults when they sleep alone in a bed😂 (At least, the first couple problems before to gets insane, lmao) It took me years to sleep-train my husband not to shift to lying completely diagonally across the bed within two hours of falling asleep, lol. I used to wake up on a tiny triangle of bed up near my pillow, and actually fell off a couple times! I couldn't complain though, because he's such a lovely guy! AND he never has "stinky man pillow"...eugh, I wonder what the heck causes that!?

[@alexren1948]

Sweat/drool/oil produced from his hair. Just rmb to wash pillow n case more often that should help

[@melissasaint3283]

@@alexren1948 He doesn't have that problem, no worries. But not everyone can get the stink out with just frequent washing, maybe because sometimes soap can get left behind in fabric,which can paradoxically hold onto bacteria, oils and stink. Personally, I suggest a borax soak for persistently stinky stuff!

[@VictorBeltran1309]

This one...... it reaaally made me laugh! Thank you!!

[@Alpanshbanerjee]

Nikki is just the best on this planet.

[@CloudNine555]

Think I woke up my neighbor I laughed so hard on the 3rd sleep attempt

[@ronclark9306]

Yep. I remember the time the lady I live with kept crowding my side of the bed. I finally gave up and just moved to her side of the bed so that I could get some sleep. That story has been told a few times over the years!

[@patrikmacko9546]

I like this girl and her acting and sense humor. Yeah....I think i love her

[@resetpassword]

Had an ex needing to sleep with a white noise machine that takes away from my sleep, and she takes a long time to fall asleep so she's always rustling around and takes me out from entry to sleep. I've only seen her on Thursdays and she wanted to do another day she was available and so I said, 'it's unfortunate that's the day I have to wake up early for to go into the office, we can't.'

[@judyboyle9232]

Freekin hilarious! Our life, too! Separate rooms work, too.😉

[@iamamodel7]

We have two bedrooms. Most of the time we sleep together, but if someone is working late, snoring, sick, restless, has to get up super-early, etc., then we sleep separately. Been together 23 years and going strong. Is an extra bedroom worth the cost? Just figure out if a property price with an extra bedroom is worth the price of divorce (half of everything you own and a decade to get back to where you were financially and emotionally), and that extra room is cheap.

[@dedratrs]

Relatable... especially when you live with your girlfriend full time

[@beejan1010]

03:10 that jump scare is straight from horror movies 😮😂

[@simonovie1253]

3:19 I was like OMG!!! It's Nikita from femme fatale😂😂😂

[@travbeachboy]

Dang how you do me dirty like that?! 😂

[@toffeelatte6042]

I fucking lost it when she started beating the shit out of him lmfao.

[@krumplethemal8831]

Yeah I learned this lesson early, I always wear protection, a helmet, staple the blankets to the bed, and wear a gas mask and noise canceling headphones.

[@nishanvirk7373]

Honestly, bunk beds is a great option. Gotta get that CPAP machine in there somehow.

[@lrrich8023]

I've heard old couples say sleeping in separate beds helped save their marriage 😂

[@mjs28s]

night three with the ground and pound move was the best!

[@tallest4eva]

The ground-and-pound got me 🤣🤣🤣

[@ABadPassword]

Thank you for excluding the subtitles

[@scottytissue73]

It takes about 20 years to learn, but the only solution is separate beds. A single guy planning on bringing women in for overnighters is better off having a place with 2 bedrooms. I know a happy couple in their 40s dating for 3 years and still don't live together. I'm 5'4", have a California King to myself, well-rested and stress-free.

[@400medley]

LMFAO I have literally lived this. I ended up always having two blankets on the bed. And then she complained she wanted to be under the same blanket as me.

[@lightless]

this was me on discord in a call with friends. i started snoring in the call and they go 'whos snoring' and that woke me up

[@soviethammer9111]

That's same between my wife and I, but with the role reversal. One night she woke me up violently tapping me on the head because I had her in an arm bar

[@RaytheonNublinski]

The therapy bills about to get expensive.

[@tehallanaz]

Man it’s actually cool not having a girlfriend

[@MR-nl8xr]

I don't know think my GI system would allow not being able to depressurize, while I'm in my night coma. It's bitter sweet I suppose.

[@MrKcintx]

OMG…this is genius and freakin’ hilarious.

[@johnmcdonald5998]

I NEVER saw that left coming.....

[@kurtisb100]

I’m not sure how you got the footage of how my wife sleeps, but…. 100% accurate.

[@CrazyTruckinS10]

Hahahaha she takes the blanket and not even sleeping in it

[@rcole1981]

Its pretty true all my girlfriends seemed to be like extremly warm when they slept. I could not sleep at all. Lol so funny ah the blanket thing muahahahah.

[@Fran28.]

This video is hysterical...LOL " Let me make it up to u wink, wink.." 😂😂

[@SarahSkinnyJeans]

This is the funniesg skit youve ever made. I am hyena laughing

[@05assahse]

When Nikki started pounding 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Ron-oe7hg]

This is the funniest one ive seen so far lol.

[@jujuondabeatbroski]

I'm married. this is 100 PERCENT ACCURATE!!!

[@bjakfalvy]

trust me there is worse than this. when my gf sleeps on her hand, and sometimes it goes numb, she wakes up and starts screaming from her lungs like someone wants to chop off her hand. it's so fucking annoying every time i have to go to the neighbours explain that in fact i was not trying to kill her.