When He's Bad At Texting

[@acandela1294]

He doesn't have to deal with this kind of drama with Andy from accounting.

[@protalghulnist4126]

"What are you wearing 'andy from accounting?'"

[@Supermateo97]

💯💯💯

[@CheerfullyCynical829]

Andy's in sales. But he doesn't belong there, he's a horrible salesman. He should be a professional acapella singer.

[@nofacedgoldfish6216]

​@@protalghulnist4126Khakis.

[@HansonZhang-ri2lj]

@@CheerfullyCynical829 The nard dog

[@diegopansini3152]

For those who want to avoid getting stupidly anxious over texts: Stay busy. If you aren’t busy, you’re worrying over the smallest things

[@AethericVisions]

So true

[@daniels-mo9ol]

Or maybe just relax in general. If you can't wait a few hours for a response, especially if you know the other party is busy, then you've got issues big time.

[@jadiellima8922]

Thank you friend

[@johnserosanguineous1886]

@@diegopansini3152 Stay ✍️ at ✍️ home ✍️ wife ✍️ is ✍️ out ✍️ of the ✍️ question.

[@UseTheSupeRsonic]

Gotta watch it though, go too hard on that and you’ll lose ‘em. As a guy, if a woman is clearly trying to act busy (and usually they are), I’m taking it as a sign of disinterest and I peace out. The last thing a woman should do is play it too cool. Obviously don’t blow my phone up, but take some initiative. We’re judging women on that because no guy likes to carry the burden of constantly initiating contact. It’s a lose-lose. If a woman really is throwing herself at someone, it isn’t gonna hurt her socially like it’d hurt a guy doing the same.

[@danzwku]

"I can't tell if my husband's into me"

[@v.dany7568]

💀

[@irinasp3723]

I’m still guessing

[@danthemankhan]

When I was a husband I was never into my wife. So it's a real thing.

[@danzwku]

@@danthemankhan why did you marry your wife?

[@viiofwands3076]

@@danzwku Tax purposes

[@cortezbook]

Tbh, he gives answer very quickly ! When I’m working I’m not available

[@Littletime839]

Depends who's texting, the wife or the jezzebelle

[@michelef406]

What a stud

[@YehoshuaAkalo]

@@michelef406 not a stud a normal human while working

[@samc.951]

Yes!! My work is highly demanding so when I do get to finally text it’s like that guy. Always causes problems lol

[@corvacopia]

I'd prefer a guy just text when he has time to give a proper response instead of sending stuff like that tbh

[@itwizard9404]

Phones made people crazy

[@James-kd1kp]

And social media.

[@drunkelectrician267]

@@James-kd1kpextremely underrated comment

[@christopherw2233]

Trust me they was already cray cray.

[@LuapSretsam]

No phones and the internet highlighted how neurotic, paranoid and insecure women really are, social media has destroyed women, men use phones as tools women validate their lives through them so if they don't get enough attention they spiral...

[@ronindeathx8051]

And single friends

[@TRAZ4004]

The husband twist was perfect.

[@itstaby]

I'm sad I read your comment before I finished the video.

[@ColdBlooded6666]

Thanks for the spoiler.

[@HeroicRecaps]

lmfaoo giving away the punchline at the start is masterful trolling

[@Dankflamio]

lol. People should never read the comments first in a 5 minute video if they don’t want spoilers

[@TotalSchoolJunkie]

He had a wedding ring on the entire time, so I assumed he was probably her husband or he was cheating with her.

[@kevinwilkie2150]

This is like the female version of the key and Peele sketch

[@Daniel-Weaver]

Why this mfer!

[@TomMarvan]

I miss that show, so funny.

[@joyg95]

They were better

[@puneetmishra4726]

You are insulting Key and Peele.

[@Justbetru]

That was a great sketch!

[@DaskaiserreichNet78]

I feel for that guy. Texting culture is absolute madness.

[@Tristan-f6c]

I'm actually a really awkward texter cuz not knowing what the other person is feeling on the other end stresses me out. I'd rather call or speak face to face.

[@arris16mm]

That's literally me all the time with my friends, but harder when we can't meet in-person and doing calls feels awkward as well

[@maciej3262]

It is pretty normal. People are build to understand so much more from our interaction than text can convey.

[@knowscountchen7305]

ditto.

[@CimmerianAssassin]

I would prefer that too, and I used to go insane over the idea that I didn't know what tone they were conveying. Now I just don't give a damn. If you got offended by what I said, not my problem. If you think I'm angry. Ask me why I'm angry and I'll answer and I'll probably tell you I am not angry. Etc. I can't control how they feel, but I certainly can control how I feel

[@casslw9745]

I’m actually kind of the opposite! I’m an ambivert with social anxiety and my favorite ways to talk to people are in person and through text or Instagram message. Talking on the phone stresses me out the most for some reason. 😅🤷🏾‍♂️

[@LetMeSoloThemER]

so that's what happens on the other end of the screen..

[@chizuru1999]

lmao hahahah

[@MathMan271]

As an actual [literal] Andy from accounting, that cut deep

[@zackrodriguez6653]

I'm here for you bro

[@knowscountchen7305]

stay strong brother 😭

[@kelleychilton2524]

Just calm down and don't get out of balance. 🤣

[@davesprivatelounge]

Your feelings are valid Math Man

[@aruarian43]

Bet you must have a lot of angry women calling "Stay away from my husband!"

[@vond5829]

The fact that she was texting him in business hours...on work days!

[@halllow]

What’s funny is how little is exaggerated

[@christophermckenzie8486]

I know right!! I laughed so hard because I married a true crazy chick. This was real life for a while. Everybody warned me not to marry her so I have no one to blame but myself.

[@dr.boring7022]

​@@christophermckenzie8486 Did... Did something bad happen, or are y'all still a thing?

[@christophermckenzie8486]

@@dr.boring7022 Oh we're done. I have two wonderful children out of the deal though. I wouldn't change it for anything

[@abhiyaan7265]

@@christophermckenzie8486 damn that's tuf

[@VAVORiAL]

If this is hardly exaggerated to you, then you're surrounded by garbage people

[@holysauce4982]

In Hindi we have a saying, "khali dimag shaitan ka ghar" It means the empty mind is the home of the devil So occupy yourself with something

[@lonelyinthecentre5296]

Devil makes work for idol hands :D

[@biko9824]

Its a timeless and 'placeless' truth! ​@@lonelyinthecentre5296

[@yogesharora8421]

Noice

[@sushanth1689]

Yes that kaaba os house of devil​@@lonelyinthecentre5296

[@Hexnilium]

@@lonelyinthecentre5296idle not idol

[@therambler3713]

This is why I don't text anymore. Calling is better. You get a better feel of the mood of the person and you can save so much more time instead of waiting for a text back.

[@kyzor-sosay6087]

Not me, I hate talking on the phone.But I’m old can’t remember shit,attention span of a hummingbird,like to see text.

[@johnserosanguineous1886]

Certainly nailed the woman-destroys-her-relationship-because-she'd-rather-talk-to-her-friends-than-communicate-with-the-guy angle. "Is this a bad time?" Yea, ttyl vs "He's probably cheating on you! You should cheat back!"

[@TerraBlacc1]

I think you forgot the other part about how she forgot she talked to her friends about those things and thought she told you, but then behaves like she told you all those things and proceeds to consistently take offense when you question her about the possibility of anything related. 🤔 This is an unrelated edit, but I had an ex whose friends convinced her that I had to be cheating on her when I wasn't cheating on her, I wasn't thinking about cheating on her, and I had no interest in cheating on her. For anyone reading, I want you all to know that ish blows. Don't feed into that nonsense, talk to your partners.

[@johnserosanguineous1886]

@@TerraBlacc1 "You cheated on me in my dream, and i'm giving you the silent treatment as a result. You didn't even ask me 'whats wrong' at least 5 times, like this book I read in college said you're supposed to do! UGH, men are so dense!" I've gotten all of these.

[@TerraBlacc1]

​@@johnserosanguineous1886 The last time a gf of mine gave me the silent treatment, I understood why she was mad at me, but I also felt that it was unreasonable to have been angered over the circumstance, and so I told her that if she wanted to be mad, she could be mad. In the few weeks we didn't talk, I was so productive at work that I did enough OT to buy a new car. Those things do happen, I've been on the receiving side of that myself. When things like this happen, it's okay to have a bit of resilience, and it's okay to tell someone that they are being unreasonable. Even if they disagree initially, a worthwhile partner will hear you out eventually. Best of luck with the girls, bro.

[@kelleychilton2524]

@@TerraBlacc1 I'm going to need a flow chart to keep up with all of that. 🤣

[@Phentes]

And most times it be the single friend that doesn’t even have a man that they ask for advice. Why do they do this? 🤦🏾

[@heartmint7364]

my gf used to get mad at me for texting so little. then i showed her my convo with my best friend. less than 500 words combined in the last 2 years. she understood my texting habit after that

[@wonderingwanderer6782]

This video absolutely needed to be made. Quick communication is the death of us in some sense

[@darma3944]

my ex gf was exactly like that. Had to explain me so often for not sending back the right emoji....

[@akshayy_xd]

Same, idk how they ever find someone who they'll be satisfied with

[@D4RKBRU73]

@@akshayy_xd Lot's of insecure guys out there that are happy to be bent and shaped into whatever form their crazy girlfriends want them to be

[@fernandmerzier2079]

Maybe a bisexual​@@akshayy_xd

[@Poussyeater-w5e]

😂😂😂

[@aziouss2863]

@@fernandmerzier2079 Explain please. Do bisexual have the insane ability to deal with crazy control freak? You need to meet more bisexual ppl.

[@tushardaga-f7q]

The biggest difference is He is Working and they are free as birds.

[@ganymede6535]

Real. Like they arent factoring in the work factor. Now imagine if it was the other way around they would be wondering the same thing.

[@aaykay4060]

I rarely look at my personal phone during work hours. Maybe check it a couple of times but when I’m focussed at work that’s where my mind is. Same thing for work phone when I’m done work, it’s off and not being checked.

[@CanisoGaming]

Now i understand why all my dates don't nt result in a 2nd date after texting

[@user-lq6dh3yn5n]

Well, rest assured, that is not a “you” problem.

[@D4RKBRU73]

doged a bullet there

[@TheOneSoulMate_]

😂

[@lukas1891]

​@@user-lq6dh3yn5n since you know nothing about him/his first dates, you shouldn't be judging so quickly, actually

[@funtym6083]

I'm worse, b'cuz i don't respond until I get free. Because I know this is never going to end and its a pain to get distracted.

[@joshruiz9923]

For real it's even more annoying with a really attractive female. They expect you to cary the conversation while being dry AF because they've never had to put in much effort. Then they just leave for any little reason

[@supernotnatural]

This is the woman who grew up in a house of chaos. So when everything is calm, its foreign to her. So she creates from nothing.

[@Nick-xo7bl]

Probably watched her single mother being repeatedly pumped and dumped for this kind of behaviour, and then emulates it. Fatherless behaviour is getting more and more common, and a lot of us know why, and a lot of them know but refuse to acknowledge why.

[@leedanielson7452]

8 years????😂😂😂

[@davesprivatelounge]

real

[@sebastianmelmoth1645]

Crazy talk.

[@coreyleed8572]

This is shockingly accurate

[@gengis737]

Remember that even without phone; speaking in presence, the question "How was your day?" and answer "Good." will have the exact same result.

[@BirdMoose]

I paused the video and thought about what I'd respond with every time he picked up his phone... I did almost exactly the same each time 💀

[@JesterLegend4life]

not something to be proud of

[@LucianDevine]

And that's why all your wedding photos are in the front yard!

[@JoyaLewisTheMusician]

The twists always get me wow 😂 also that man is so handsome 👀

[@mrtomyp92]

Andy from accounting would be so dissapointed with him dating her

[@princedaniel3195]

This is how ladies destroy their precious relationships

[@user-yh5cv1vu9m]

Loved the ending. But honestly, if you dont have time to give a proper text, just wait a second until you do. Turn of the text sounds. You dont have to respond immediately. Just when you take a small break, you can properly text.

[@robertm627]

I love how ironic it is that people who constantly accuse you of gaslighting them actually are crazy

[@Mattkael]

Unemployed love hits different. Also, ☕

[@mirrorfolio]

do not involve a third person in your relationship. period.

[@thebigdezshow8971]

Why does it matter what it’s like over text if it’s good in person? I hate texting and the modern world. I want to live in a time before phones.

[@ernestogastelum9123]

time before phones were problemic as well

[@thisisme5487]

@@ernestogastelum9123 Every era is going to have its issues. Depends on the kinds of issues you prefer to deal with.

[@stern9854]

Imo if you like someone enough and are dating then you make an effort to respond in kind, though this is already an established relationship where they know each others quirks hehehe

[@Joshy2J-TG]

The only thing that is important is consistency. My ex would text me in all sorts of different moods, it was easy to detect when she was happy

[@thebigdezshow8971]

@@ernestogastelum9123 i can imagine. How so though? I’m only 19 so idk but I’m willing to learn.

[@RickGonga]

Oh my God, this thing happened to me yesterday! My girlfriend think that I don't like her because I didn't ask how she was.

[@damirbajic4579]

She needs professional help and you need a normal girlfriend

[@Joshy2J-TG]

I second that, you're not responsible for her emotions.

[@Nick-xo7bl]

If she creates issues about little things all the time, it’s because she wants there to be issues and drama, she wants you to constantly battle for her affection because it massages her ego, which is a terrible way to treat someone. I’ve been there.

[@amoghharsh6584]

​@@Nick-xo7blunderrated advice

[@alissaa2809]

Oh gosh whats with the the realationahip advice online? XD Guys ,Stop Projectking your own past on to this Guy and His Girlfriend 😅 its perfectly normal to be insecure im the realationahip Sometimes. Sometimes its gonna be a whole Phase or conflict. And Sometimes your Partner hast a good reason to He insecure

[@shashwatkumarsingh6158]

"There's no place I’d rather be” was legit af!

[@scorpioniaz8477]

a person who is good for nothing and has nothing better to do gets anxious and stresses over stuff like this

[@thomasmikalishen6515]

I think I've had this happen to me: I was told I use proper grammar and punctuation, and that's a bad thing . . . WUT?

[@JTZMansur]

I’ve heard the same thing, like why are you “trying so hard?” Ugh 😅

[@Nick-xo7bl]

Same 😂

[@JesterLegend4life]

I always make sure that my grammar and punctuation is correct, and I can't overstate how many times I've had this happened to me.

[@thomasmikalishen6515]

I just want to seem educated, rather than someone who may not have completed highschool...

[@aaykay4060]

@@thomasmikalishen6515dodged a red bullet there honestly 😂

[@LeetHaxington]

I thought this was a skit but this is just literally what it's like. Imagine trying to take an advanced calculus test and every 15 to 30 seconds your phone is going off with an endless topic that's just going to be an ongoing nothing dialogue. That's me, every day. I was talking to a girl for a week like this and I just asked her when she was free. Oh family's in town. Oh gotta cancel I have work. Oh I'm kind of busy that day it's not optimal. Like b, it's a 30 minute meet to talk over coffee to see if we're compatible. It's not a lord of the rings director's cut interview. Somehow girls get even WORSE with age about this. I thought it would be better. Nope. They're also doing office work and somehow they have time to chit chat all day with these endless tasks. I don't mind chit chat in general when you can like take a break and get back to it but it turns into this passive aggressive like I took 4 hours to respond because I was in a 4 hour meeting, now I'm going to take 4 hours to tell you which restaurant we're going to meet at. Uh oh you took 15 minutes on top of my 4 hour response, that means we don't have enough time to meet so the entire night is cancelled. When it's just a text message, you have no idea what the other person's doing. You're just ambushing them on a device just like you see in this video. Stop what you're doing, turn, pick up your phone, type at 1/4 speed, set down, turn, get back to work. Guess what, setting it down and turning takes 15 seconds. It's time for the next text. At least with IM, you can see if people are AFK or offline or whatever. and it's easier to alt tab to something on the same device and keep typing.

[@TheLegendSlickzy]

Imagine how all this could be completely avoided if instead of jumping to conclusions with someone, you ask them what the problem is. 🤯

[@AtticusDraco]

😆 The women in my life have! "What's wrong?!" "Nothing" It pisses 'em off more! "Yes there is, there's something wrong" "No there isn't" G-Zus

[@thepainphantom]

I was born from an era where people still use letters and land phone calls. I dated so many girls with that and it was a fulfilling, cute experience. I'm also a full blown introvert and my exes (or crushes) are usually extroverts. Having smartphones ironically make people dumber and crappier.

[@wojciechsawicki4733]

he's literally me, if you meet a guy like that just focus on his behavior in person because that's what we actually think about you

[@driesstvn5397]

"Thanks for asking, look what you did" cracked me up :D

[@Wittywhittier]

This was hilarious! Another banger from Nikki!

[@dmarr4941]

Wedding photos? LMAO!!!! HAHAHAHAHA! I didn't see that coming. I should have but I didn't.

[@louiewatson9389]

Do women not understand how toxic this crap is?

[@Nick-xo7bl]

If a man behaved this way towards them they would.

[@Matthew-xr5be]

"I'm just gonna play it cool.".. That made me laugh where I'm sittin', here..

[@bladerj]

i must be very bad at texting cos everyone read what i write agresssively, i read back and i see nothing.

[@teaareuh]

Woah! Calm down buddy. No need to get so heated in the youtube comment section. Jk! Sometimes it can be hard to convey tone through text. I knew someone who had the same thing happen so he started using more explanation points and smiley emojis.

[@maxburmab7962]

​​@@teaareuhit's cringe though

[@Tupemo]

Damn dude why throw a hissyfit like that over some texts?

[@henritaas9997]

Wow chill, why ur acting like this?

[@soichangedmyusername]

Omg the replies on this☠️

[@robroy6158]

Men use text to make plans and keep things on track. If you want love letters via text, good luck.

[@davidgill3356]

This, if it’s not an address or time to meet and where it’s not happening. Conversations happen on the phone or face to face.

[@Tupemo]

Or just learn to text?

[@tynj4173]

@@Tupemo Or just learn to stop applying emotions that aren't there?

[@Nick-xo7bl]

@@Tupemo Maybe stop feeling so entitled. You can’t demand the amount and type of attention you get off someone, it doesn’t survive the gender swap test, if a man behaved this way it would be classed as abusive. “No! You didn’t say exactly what I wanted you to say, exactly how I wanted you to say it… and that makes you manipulative and controlling.”

[@aaykay4060]

@@Tupemowe know how to text and we know how to do so effectively. Text messages are called SMS. That stands for short messaging service, the key word being short. Real conversations happen over the phone or better yet, in person. So to reiterate, we know how to text. Maybe you should learn 😂

[@TRIBALCHIEF..]

"Dont gaslight me"..i swear all women share the same mind!

[@SkugHole]

This communal mind theory of yours would explain so much, I like the way you think Sirr and I would very much like to subscribe to your newsletter.

[@vladchan]

A hot woman who works in showbiz and uses terms from pop psychology. Josh run for the hills buddy

[@ssjbardock79]

Braincell*, singular

[@Kinos141]

Moral of the story: don't be with someone who has that much time on a weekday.

[@Paganlol]

Don't GASLIGHT me -.^ AHHAHAH

[@beat_avenger]

This is amazing. I feel seen. So accurate.

[@SuperSweetToffee]

He smiles when she texts but she doesn't like his straightforward response.

[@Mary-as-maryam]

The ending got me so bad😂

[@harbinger200]

This is real, i can testify.

[@Tar_kat]

So relatable, but Daaaang - the "Don't gaslight me" got me big time 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@warchild1972]

I can NOT believe you don't have more subscribers! Your videos are hilarious!

[@YouWillNeverKnowMan]

NGL, I'm this guy.... and I had this girlfriend. 😅

[@sir_will_iam]

I dealt with an overthinking woman like her. It was not fun. The difference is that she wasn't whinging to her girls like this but to me.

[@chrish2112]

Imagine caring if someone is good at texting.

[@Jennie001lv]

And I’m just like the jezebel on the side 😂😂

[@benizjammmin]

The title should be changed to: “When She Over Analyzes Texts”

[@chromerabbit]

Half way through the video and it's nailing it.

[@chrisparker9886]

Don't gaslight me! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@nccamsc]

At least she didn’t call him a malignant narcissist 😂

[@engineer0239]

Sometimes im sad when I lay in bed alone. But then I remember my highschool gf and all my friends that are dealing with this today. And then I sleep like a baby.

[@aknadiri2520]

I dont even take my phone at work lol , I leave it in the car haha

[@L0SER_D-jm6pl]

Also just remember not everyone like's to text(possibly do to they are bad at texting). Plus the dude is at work he is busy making money.

[@agm5424]

(Inhales deeply) Maybe, just maybe he, as a professional, always makes sure to use the proper grammar because he knows that if he starts slacking on it it will translate said laziness and bad grammar into his work.

[@luisgutierrez1794]

Our girl's back!

[@jondrake1977]

I find it kinda cool that I watch more content creators (Nikki Howard, Stevie, Mikey/Wyatt) and their shows/shorts/series than any TV show on the air today. I wish these people would get the network shows. They deserve it a lot more. Especially Nikki. She's a fucking badass/hilarious.

[@SkugHole]

I think the same sometimes, but then realise its a risk, the way network shows work she would be fettered with rubbish about offensive content and she would lose a chunk of creative control and it would end up just being some vanilla crud...but these young guys definitely deserve something more, just not sure what.

[@kelleychilton2524]

@@SkugHole Not sure if your familiar with the KZbin channel BroScienceLife with Mike Tornabene playing the character Dom Mazzetti, but he tried that and it didn't work out because of the reasons that you stated. It was a collaboration with Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson and they shot a few episodes, but it never went anywhere.

[@SkugHole]

@@kelleychilton2524 yeah that sounds about right

[@OkeEli]

makes me think of people that break up likely over silly, hyper analytical stuff like this

[@FavoriteHotelisTrivago]

That one guy named Andy from Accounting:

[@Normy0000]

This is how I text

[@ijkmnffs]

Do better

[@KotleKettle]

​@@ijkmnffswhat? He just texts like an adult person supposed to. Nothing is wrong with him.

[@D4RKBRU73]

@@KotleKettle sarcasm ain't your forte?

[@ThatPokemonFan-uq7oz]

This isn't even how I text, this is how I speak.

[@misomiso8228]

It's scary how realistic this is.

[@turk_bleda]

The sketch is so real and funny. You really made it.

[@Real_2Phase]

My ex drove me crazy with this. She would text me a simple response or a dry statement and then get mad at me for not knowing how to respond

[@trys24]

It’s so sad that he smiled after she texted him Hi, because he really thought all was cool 😂

[@sumitkashyap1315]

Your videos are really good. 🔥

[@misterkevinoh]

Damn Nikki, killed it on the writing and delivery with this one.

[@RamblinRick_]

When it comes to bats1t crazy GFs, Nikki and Claire Rice("Stevie Emerson" and "Mikey and Wyatt" channels) are the gold standard. I want a Nikki and Claire collab. It would be epic.

[@DharamShasak]

I was not ready to be called out.

[@neillm.3406]

Andy from Accounting would have dinner waiting for him when he got home from work.

[@michaelanthony4750]

He's a great guy. I wouldn't have responded during work.

[@csguy3223]

Holy shit I love the reveal that he’s at work and very busy.

[@justaction]

This was 1 of my favorite twists😂

[@dolfinwriter5389]

He answered faster than I would, and his second text was longer than I'd have sent. How do you nicely convey I'm busy working and I have a deadline?

[@Francisco-k2r]

Nicki I honestly feel like you’re perfect in my eyes in every way and I watch you every day cuz it makes me feel better …damn I wish I knew you in person

[@vijaykumarwali7509]

I guess this is how most relationships are. I behave like this, but when I meet my significant other I cannot stop looking away and being there at that moment. Guys are bad at expressing when they are at a distance. Doesn't mean they don't love you, they just suck at expressing

[@H2OIsWater.]

You are the best of the best at this, Nikki❤❤❤❤

[@maxpayne69.]

The thumbnail worked for me …like a siren of the sea 😅

[@davistolpulitz]

Nikki cured my ED.!

[@fangzhouliu3343]

Lol I realized I'm in my own head about this exact situation, thanks for helping pull me out :D

[@55TheInTIMidator55]

I would’ve never answered. I’m working. I can’t work picking up the phone every other minute.

[@ahsanrehan1236]

If this guy is bad at texting then I'm doomed 💀

[@NOBLE21-t9k]

Yep we are indeed

[@Winterfang]

I was waiting for the twist and it didnt disappointed

[@themasculinismmovement]

Why are our wedding photos in the front yard? Don't gaslight me lmao

[@davesmith826]

I have LITERALLY had this conversation, although I wasn't admittely married to the woman. This is beyond accurate to me. It's disturbing 😱