I have such a similar story to Chris! When I was younger, I had brought one of those shitty red laser pens from Amazon for about a quid. I had only ever used it to point through my neighbour's windows just to see what their reactions would be. Little did I know, this huge Polish guy got so pissed off with me that he started screaming at my window. I just ignored him and fell asleep, you know, being a little kid at the time. However, I woke up the next morning and I opened my curtains to see where the Polish guy was. Looking closely through the window of his house, I could just about see Cory's Dad fucking Cory.
@SnipingIsAGoodJobMate4 жыл бұрын
The legend says Cory's dad is still fucking him to this day.
@kingkane4 жыл бұрын
Heyooo!
@sjcrocker983 жыл бұрын
This comment needs more praise. You played me like a God damn fiddle.
@chewinggumsandwich23412 жыл бұрын
Every fucking time I rewatch this shit you get me fark ahaahah
@ricepiratemick9 жыл бұрын
So you guys think Niall does a good Zach "impression"...
@Karuvatto9 жыл бұрын
I wanna know why Zach was there but not in the podcast mainly. I always thought people who weren't in it were too busy that day or something. BUT HE WAS THERE FOR WHAT REASON!?
@LIGHTALY9 жыл бұрын
Ricepirate It's like he was actually there
@ricepiratemick9 жыл бұрын
Karuvatto that is main reason, among others :]
@andrewbrowning19319 жыл бұрын
Ricepirate I just shit myself in my favorite fuckin' pair of shorts right in front of the toilet. Like, imagine rotten peanut butter mixed with a rancid spicy chili and you have the consistency and stench down pat. I couldn't get me pants down fast enough and now I have a huge dump in them while they're around my ankles on the toilet. Advice?
@LIGHTALY9 жыл бұрын
Also they're called intrusive thoughts for those moments where you think of vioent things to do
@jeenyus7209 жыл бұрын
The world Cory lives in is completely different from the world everyone else lives in.
@dainebrown51736 жыл бұрын
Kevin stless
@AnuxeL4 жыл бұрын
He marches to the beat of his own red, plastic trumpet
@MudNugget3 жыл бұрын
That's just Missouri for you
@kiwirooks7299 Жыл бұрын
@@AnuxeL Trombone*
@GrinningAries7 ай бұрын
He's on the 'Tism Layer.
@PacMonster1468 жыл бұрын
Zach was sleeping under the table
@oo-uu9ez4 жыл бұрын
I'm almost out of pickle sunflower seeds what do I do
@lordoftheguys99464 жыл бұрын
⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻ ⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻ buy more
@ericfieldman3 жыл бұрын
They didn't see him because he's the littlest of the group
@cjdraws60663 жыл бұрын
@@ericfieldman littlest of da grrrrroup
@Shoe0nHead9 жыл бұрын
by the way, literally everyone gets those weirdass dark impulses that they would never do. like "i wonder if i could run across this busy highway" etc.. difference is you're not a psycho and won't actually do it.
@AIagremm9 жыл бұрын
Think it's like that impulse you get when you're standing over a cliff and you want to jump. Your brain is checking your response.
@ricepiratemick9 жыл бұрын
It's weird though, I've told s number of people about it and maybe 1 in 5 says they've experienced (sans the sleepycast). Maybe people deny it or actively forget. Either way good to know I'm not some lone time bomb psycho.
@vivvvvian9 жыл бұрын
All it is, is cognitive dissonance. Again, where your brain tells you "I want to jump" off this cliff but your body is like "fuck no".
@XlightninX9 жыл бұрын
***** Like water people, but with more anal capacity
@Cdepineda9 жыл бұрын
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Imp_of_the_Perverse
@HitoriVEGA9 жыл бұрын
I choose gorilla arms, just put her in your backpack then she can pop out and fight your enemies.
@QtipYT9 жыл бұрын
I agree
@seaks3689 жыл бұрын
Q tip Oh, hey Zach.
@QtipYT9 жыл бұрын
bruh.....
@emblepoo3hje39 жыл бұрын
She's like kazooie...
@colesebastianelli95939 жыл бұрын
Keep making game grump vids u r great
@firmlygraspi19 жыл бұрын
I would love a pair of Cory goggles to be able to see through his eyes for just one day.
@alberthogg495 жыл бұрын
firmlygraspi1 you wouldn’t survive
@John_Doe742 Жыл бұрын
You would go crazy
@sluggysworld469 Жыл бұрын
try acid
@ashes180-x7d9 жыл бұрын
A podcast without Sturmbannführer Hadel will never feel complete.
@NefariousElasticity9 жыл бұрын
I think this is the only podcast I listen to/have ever listened to where the entire rotating cast and all of their guests are fun to listen to. I've been catching up on episodes because I missed the boat when SleepyCast started, and this shit makes great background noise while playing Skyrim. Sucks that Stamper jumped ship, but it's whatever baby, don't let your dreams be dreams.
@Darisprites8 жыл бұрын
same, I only recently found out about it because of someone on another channel mentioning these guys talking about green m&m sex. they're perfect for playing a game and having youtube on in the background
@poopyjoe78838 жыл бұрын
yeh, i always have this on while playing binding of isaac or pokemon. super comfy.
@Darisprites8 жыл бұрын
Pokemon is especially good for this because it requires little focus. I've even come to agree with the rest of the cast on why they roast Cory so much
@YerMate6 жыл бұрын
Aww dude, I like binge listen this shit over and over while I’m drawing, it’s fantastic man
@kushkungvivo7445 жыл бұрын
@@YerMate okay that's what I'm doing right now
@wyascomeblank45809 жыл бұрын
THAT'S WHY I NEVER SEE PICTURES OF ZACH He doesn't exist. It's been Niall all along.
@narcolepticchairftw9 жыл бұрын
That projector story had me fucking rolling holy shit. These guys are a wealth of stories.
@mattdrummond35524 жыл бұрын
I love how Cory, on multiple episodes, thinks the word convulses is "convulges" hahahaha
@MelancholyBroadcast3 ай бұрын
Here to say he still says convulges to this day
@DeadlyScoots9 жыл бұрын
I put this pain on myself to eat during SleepyCast
@GastlyDreamer9 жыл бұрын
I'm so sorry for you during this episode. I feel your pain.
@MrGooberkins9 жыл бұрын
Pussy.
@Nadaters9 жыл бұрын
me too... I have a strong stomach, but I end up just getting confused with myself as to why I keep eating when the topic is free-bleeding and such
@L0rdTobithegreat9 жыл бұрын
I bet you eat chicken:P
@BelieMyBurial9 жыл бұрын
Deadly Scoots. some men like a challenge.
@HereIsPlaty9 жыл бұрын
Doctors have to treat constipated patients digitally. And by digitally they mean the digits of the fingers. In other words: Yes.
@linxonia Жыл бұрын
Mick: "What is the dumbest thing you've ever done for a girl?" Well that didn't age well...
@Rykio Жыл бұрын
Lmao I haven't listened to this episode in a while. Big L for Mick there
@luckiistarr7398 Жыл бұрын
@@Rykio haven't been keeping up with mick, what happened?
@Armadill0h Жыл бұрын
@@luckiistarr7398 He did some stupid things for a girl.
@flavoredtoe15 Жыл бұрын
@@Armadill0hlike what?
@Gremthebeliever Жыл бұрын
@@flavoredtoe15 chased after Veronica when she was with chris and when they broke up he took her on a boat to shit talk chris and then bought her a house before she even become his girlfriend, she broke up with him shortly after
@PapaBadDadcumsuckgod9 жыл бұрын
The only reason i watch on here and not the website is because it saves where i was on here Yes
@PapaBadDadcumsuckgod9 жыл бұрын
***** you're*
@CatfishShotgun8 жыл бұрын
Always need Stamper in the same podcast as Corey to keep him the fuck in line
@APesquera9 жыл бұрын
The worst poops are those that make you feel like you got kicked in the nuts, these soft, almost mousse-like turds. When that happens I tremble in fear. No.
@beansinmyurethra90356 жыл бұрын
I like the idea that Zach was just sleeping under the table or some shit
@stuffyoualreadyknew20139 жыл бұрын
I turned this on and went for a drive and crashed because I didn't hear Zach's voice and am no longer able to use my lower body. All in all an ok day.
@RakoonCD3 жыл бұрын
At least you heard an impression.
@Personofel7 жыл бұрын
i'm ashamed to say that the first time i heard this back in 2015 i thought that niall was actually doing a zach impression...
@heathernd35327 жыл бұрын
was it really fake D:
@heathernd35327 жыл бұрын
AWWWW FUCK lmao
@slappybigalow89713 жыл бұрын
Try pinching the tip of your nose, lower your voice, and press your tongue to th back of your lower teeth.
@lorenlovespink54 ай бұрын
What part is that ?
@machinegunbliss9 жыл бұрын
That Zach impression is fucking incredible. Niall should do a whole podcast episode of that as a April Fools Prank. Would be fucking hilarious
@NotTotallyPro9 жыл бұрын
I'm expecting Niall to do the impression in front of Zach soon. It's gonna be a clusterfuck.
@JohnDoe-zy1qf9 жыл бұрын
kdog. you know that the impression was actually Zach, right? he just walked into the room and niall pretended he was doing an impression.
@malmalspur9 жыл бұрын
Slavoj Zizek Here we go with the conspiracy theories.
@AIagremm9 жыл бұрын
Slavoj Zizek Yes, yes, and the Jews DIDN'T do 9/11. Alex Jones, please go.
@BluexHelmet9 жыл бұрын
Three minutes in and they already talked about periods and poop. I love this podcast so much
@fetamean9 жыл бұрын
Holy FUCK Niall's Zach impression was spot on. I'm actually questioning whether or not Zach was actually in the room with them.
@sebbe444419 жыл бұрын
I'm about 95% sure that it was actually Zach. Nobody could ever imitate him that well.
@fetamean9 жыл бұрын
sebbe44441 Considering it's these guys, I wouldn't be surprised if it was a huge troll, but the way "Niall" said it made it sound just off by a little bit so I wasn't convinced it was Zach. I guess we'll never know.
@mumbleslol9 жыл бұрын
Gnarbro TaKa It was Zach. They talk about him walking into the room. I thought it was obvious...
@ImHazardFX9 жыл бұрын
where is this in the podcast?
@ZionSype9 жыл бұрын
Parker LA 1:05:50
@connerchase1499 жыл бұрын
why does everone hate corey i think hes hilarious
@EdgarTMFG5 жыл бұрын
Because he likes to make every conversation about him and butts in on everyone's stories with some story about himself. He's funny but he needs to shut up some times.
@pkcoffeecreamer2954 жыл бұрын
@@EdgarTMFG and that is why we love him
@spacedalien10444 жыл бұрын
@@EdgarTMFG not to mention most the shit he says is a him lying
@charlie12345004 жыл бұрын
@@EdgarTMFG ...As oppose to everyone else?
@individualism203 жыл бұрын
Sometimes I only listen if he is in the podcast, but yeah he does have a way of dominating the entire conversation. But that's why I think they have him on so often because he can initiate/maintain any conversation.
@Dustin4d9 жыл бұрын
Louis CK had a really funny way of describing the sound of someone taking a gruesome dump. He said it sounded like "Soup cans and pennies were being shaken out of a duffle bag." That made me laugh so hard.
@dylanh25019 жыл бұрын
I can only watch these if Zach and/or Stamper are in it. The rest of the group is incredibly funny, but it just feels like their is a void when I listen to the ones without them.
@vizzy619 ай бұрын
*there :)
@Incrediblefatslug5 жыл бұрын
I watch you guys at work while I'm on patrol. I hope you guys know the absolute joy you've brought to me and so many others. Never stop creating.
@FuryWasTaken9 жыл бұрын
I've was constipated for like 3 days, but I'm not anymore. Thank you, SleepyCast.
@russellrodely52065 жыл бұрын
57:15 JonTron- "FBI should be knockin' on this door any minute now."
@brandonc49859 жыл бұрын
Really love having Mick aboard. Zach / Johnny / Stamper / Mick / Oney Podcast pls
@MoaRider9 жыл бұрын
>No Stamper >No Jew Boi Get this gaggot shit out of here. *I still love you guys* Yes.
@Monstufpud9 жыл бұрын
DAS JUDEN DAS JUDEN, ALLAHU SNACKBAR!
@asdf852asdf9 жыл бұрын
Niall did do an almost realistic Zach impresion
@ponsquiglious9 жыл бұрын
stamper is da best
@allyhastings99079 жыл бұрын
ooooh thank you young rapscalion
@RockLegend2A7 жыл бұрын
Honestly, though, if Zach or Corey aren't on the show, it can be a slog. Stamper can carry episodes, though.
@FaunaturaleOG9 жыл бұрын
All girls can queef on command- you just force air in and out of your vaj- it's like armpit farts, just trapped air making fart noises :P
@MoaRider9 жыл бұрын
Neat.
@sunterry9 жыл бұрын
Cool beans.
@seaks3689 жыл бұрын
I'm gay.
@jakrowable9 жыл бұрын
hot damn
@neolancer0059 жыл бұрын
*ech*
@tinyhoos7 жыл бұрын
A tip for masking the sound of violent shitting that I have discovered is simply by placing a sheet of toilet paper over the water in the toilet. The toilet paper catches the turd gracefully and silently masking the sound of it hitting the water; hope this helped someone out there who is afraid of shitting in public.
@SleepFan7719 жыл бұрын
Corey brings so much life to this podcast. He is the most necessary part of this Aut-cast. NO.
@OCMOOO9 жыл бұрын
"Finger-in-butt technique ... please do share. -Rice/Mick"
@darkeimp5559 жыл бұрын
Oh man I think Mick has dethroned Zach as my favorite weaver of What-ifs haha. Also Niall is an _amazing_ impressionist! I demand more grill voice. Lastly: No.
@etalex70745 жыл бұрын
New rule, don’t eat while listening to sleepycast
@GiroKuluBOWSER8 жыл бұрын
Holy fuck that Zach impression was insanely good. Creepily good...
@marksmanmerc1 Жыл бұрын
Chris's Irish accent is so much more prominent here
@poeticteen009 жыл бұрын
Oney understands my pixie cut love
@manox149 жыл бұрын
Damn, Niall does a real good zach
@lordgorbius98509 жыл бұрын
Those Zach impressions were spot on.
@Yzerbruh9 жыл бұрын
I honestly think Chris and Niall have the best stories. No
@inmysparetime3786 жыл бұрын
"It's fine. Don't try to poop this tube out."
@nunyobidness90554 жыл бұрын
We must protect Corey at all costs
@annan88259 жыл бұрын
Guys with no knowledge about the female anatomy discussing periods. This is so funny
@simplesimon43742 жыл бұрын
When Cory said "Do YoU kNoW wHaT tHaT iS?!?" He was probably about to go off on a water people tangent.
@iampotato32469 жыл бұрын
Dear zach, You look pretty good
@jorm25612 жыл бұрын
Cory just throws out the N word with no thought at all
@alec79785 жыл бұрын
"Buy my girlscout cookies, heres a chicken boy"
@WatcherintheDark695 жыл бұрын
Cory is totally one of the water people.
@NCSartist39 жыл бұрын
I love this show!... yes
@cameronmorice9 жыл бұрын
Spheeeeerical, SPHEEEEERICAL.
@captainobscurity4919 жыл бұрын
I love Cory, he's fucking hilarious. Yes
@eatingmytoesrightnow36273 жыл бұрын
Menace
@bruhchongles15792 жыл бұрын
Aint no way bruh
@eurobeatintensifies584011 ай бұрын
Niall's zach impression is fucking insanely good
@WastedKitten Жыл бұрын
why is this in the JEFF playlist?? hes not even here
@daramaguiginn79928 жыл бұрын
Where does the meme that Cory's the worst member come from? Everyone's gr8.
@katsoris20117 жыл бұрын
best combination is stamper, zach,cory and like niall or jeff
@liquidpebbles74757 жыл бұрын
exactly
@Talz6226 жыл бұрын
Because he always interrupts stories and says dumb shit that 99% of the time results in him getting roasted. I still love him though.
@iwonderhowlongicanmakethis59469 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who thinks Corey is awesome, and fuckin hilarious?
@John_Hyuckman9 жыл бұрын
I enjoy having you on Sleepycast Mick, you add that much more flavor to the already varied ass salad that Sleepycast is! No.
@FishPlinko8 жыл бұрын
I coughed so hard that I threw up
@joadarium9605 Жыл бұрын
Lil Skatey and Chicken Boy, timeless critters
@orangy578 жыл бұрын
That Zach impression was FUCKING SPOT ON.
@Funnyyelowdog8 жыл бұрын
no
@sadcena72047 жыл бұрын
JewCena no
@longbongsilvers1944 жыл бұрын
No
@theplasmapro83437 жыл бұрын
Cory is absolutely correct. It's really helpful. Yes.
@NachoConsumer9 жыл бұрын
There are going to be some great animations of this podcast
@Nobutehuhh8 жыл бұрын
Holy shit , you predicted the fucking future.
@TomahawkTimebomb8 жыл бұрын
Cory isn't lying, its a trick you may need to use when in the woods.
@GamerNonGamer9 жыл бұрын
I feel like Chris' "How do you perceive reality, Cory?" question from a few podcasts back can be applied to 50% of the things out of Cory's mouth.
@zacharyrhodge7 жыл бұрын
buy my cookies, here's chicken boy
@Plantster157 жыл бұрын
god I have fallen in love with this podcast, yes!
@skatertrix4119 жыл бұрын
I need my little baby girl zach
@DARKSHATOW9 жыл бұрын
Not sure if Zach was really there or Niall is really good
@QtipYT9 жыл бұрын
I would've really liked it to actually Niall. He could use as Zach on stuff.
@KappnSkips9 жыл бұрын
Jesus christ. I'm shitting this as the shit discussion pops up and I'm crying in my stall from laughter while the person in the next stall is fucking freaked out about a guy trying to silently laug next to him. Fml
@LizardofGuilt9 жыл бұрын
Ok, so everyone is gonna ignore 4:41 to 4:47? I laughed uncontrollably for a good 5 minutes because I don't think he has ever actually seen a pussy.
@dragonx13x7 жыл бұрын
Lizard of Guilt what's ur propic? I remember those toys u cud switch the pieces
@0Wolfclaw09 жыл бұрын
You know what psychotic fucking impulse I get? Every damn time I'm sitting down and holding a cup, or a glass or a mug or whatever, something inside me just wants to throw it into a window or a wall. Yes
@ChatMort694206 жыл бұрын
Once you start getting enemas or anything similar, if you do it too frequently, your intestines weaken from muscle disuse, and you end up needing them to move your bowels. Don't go too crazy with that shit.
@ExiledOrphan9 жыл бұрын
Thank you for making my Fridays this much better
@Tuschi179 жыл бұрын
More of Mick! Awesome! I wish Lyle would be a frequent guest but I guess that's kind of unrealistic.
@D3w10n9 жыл бұрын
Also, hi again...
@Tuschi179 жыл бұрын
D3w10n Gotta love that period blood.
@D3w10n9 жыл бұрын
Tuschi No, I dont... I think I can relate to Mick, cos cunnilingus was my favorite thing before similar thing happened to me :(
@Tuschi179 жыл бұрын
D3w10n Ahhh! You poor soul xD
@Tuschi179 жыл бұрын
D3w10n It ain't schadenfreude. But I did think it was funny.
@matriarch37064 жыл бұрын
The chicken-boy was one of Zach's little characters
@LaserBonesaw6 жыл бұрын
This was the most cringy, embarrasing, and downright uncomfortable episode of any podcast I've ever listened to. *I FUCKING LOVE IT*
@rakxmplays5 жыл бұрын
Cory invents a lot of words when he talks, and also Yes
@KalleJillheden9 жыл бұрын
omg this is so ridiculous, love this podcast xD no
@Craigo1779 жыл бұрын
Loving the Gymnopedie No 1 in the background :D
@psyssi9 жыл бұрын
HOLY SHIT IT AINT EVEN SATURDAY YET
@cpt.joestar12849 жыл бұрын
Dear god yes
@GamerNonGamer9 жыл бұрын
Cory, thank you for introducing me to Tubegalore.
@zCruxis2 жыл бұрын
Nial's alleged impressionn of Zack at 1:05:45
@OrangeYTT Жыл бұрын
Zach says "yeah" in the background at 4:02 I guess he was just listening in and not talking?
@PatienceKiss Жыл бұрын
@@OrangeYTT Can't blame him for not wanting to be on this one
@PlongoYT2 жыл бұрын
Cory blurts out these experiences with such confidence like it's a common thing that everyone else has done
@ShinobuSakurazaka8 жыл бұрын
I have to disagree with them when they said "all women have fantasies involving violence or rape". SOME women have those fantasies the same way SOME women (and men) have BDSM fantasies, almost anything can be a fetish that someone is into but to say a whole gender is into a certain fantasy isn't imagining the other person complexly. My wife and I are both women and while we have our own fetishes that we disclose to each other behind closed doors but none of them involve violence or rape so there's at least two women who don't fit that simple pigeon-holed view of female sexuality.
@deltafox399j8 жыл бұрын
shut up bitch
@skeetersfunhouse40028 жыл бұрын
They said most
@skeetersfunhouse40028 жыл бұрын
+Saint hope you don't even nut loser
@jarko24068 жыл бұрын
NO ONE CARES WEIRDO
@BootsofBlindingSpeed7 жыл бұрын
*most
@tinahecker79539 жыл бұрын
This is the weirdest podcast ever... I love it
@lochlantadhg38777 жыл бұрын
Did the queefs taste like cookies too?
@deathtrap_99derp412 жыл бұрын
Cory is a gem
@knockinbox9 жыл бұрын
Wasnt free bleeding some joke made by fourchan like 4 years ago that actually caught on?
@FiggyLV9 жыл бұрын
These just get better
@MrJustinArt7 жыл бұрын
Chris knows what's up. Short hair on ladies is awesome!
@SpikesSpikesSpikes2 жыл бұрын
Hell yea man also dick n balls
@bigpappasmoggie9 жыл бұрын
life lessons by sleepycabin!
@PuppyNubblies9 жыл бұрын
This was some fucked up shit Loved it
@GlassEater4209 жыл бұрын
I'm flicking my bean to this video.
@techpriest35159 жыл бұрын
And I'm......vigorously jacking it to a picture of Zachary.
@knutandersson46065 жыл бұрын
Evolution put simply: Organism: Hey can we get rid of this thing thats bothering me? Evolution: Does it kill you? O: No. E: Does it make you less likely to have sex or have kids? O: No. E: Then it stays.
@slappybigalow89713 жыл бұрын
If bloody pussy smell attracts bears, then the cave women who didn't survive long enough to pass on their genes must have had super smelly pussies.
@tobby123479 жыл бұрын
Best episode yet
@dogol2843 жыл бұрын
Chris talking about liking short haired girls and now he has Veronica