Batman, Iron man & Spider Society React to How Batman Would DESTROY THE AVENGERS

[@wgs5643]

I love how Batman’s plan for Spider-Man is to adopt him and give him a better life

[@crazzyjjj1]

And get actual combat and tactics training.

[@BadVideo_Man]

...... Jason Todd has left the chat!

[@truthseeker7815]

@@crazzyjjj1, not like he needs it

[@moriyasanae8130]

he is becoming Uncle Ben

[@SeeMyEvil]

Honestly I wouldn't be good idea based on Batman's track record with his sidekicks. It would be Spider-Man's luck to be adopted by him and have a tragic end. Something horrible would either happen to Spider-Man or push him to become a villain. Call antihero like his sidekicks

[@gmajor1273]

He literally stops Spider-Man and Ironman by getting them to join his side. Batman is awesome.

[@lelouchvibritannia4028]

Batman got the two most dangerous Avengers to join him. Terra Chad.

[@isaiahthomason3998]

And Wasp. She'll be Barbra 2.0

[@SpringGoat47716]

I love how Batman and Tony just became bros

[@infinitestarfighter]

I feel like there would be a few hurdles, but they definitely can make it work as a duo if they wanted to

[@hlant]

Brustark

[@IluminousOne-9.7.2]

Rich together strong

[@sephirothangel2202]

@@SpringGoat47716 *iron bat* the roasting billionaire duo’s 🤣

[@Funkadelic_Zach4579]

Especially after they roasted each other the last time for wanting to become the leader 😂😂

[@johnnydas6542]

"imagine the gadget" "Imagine the prep time" "unstoppable"

[@Gooseman3513]

Literally the the basic beginner line for any duo at the start of a tv show

[@katazaki]

Absolute cinema

[@nekon_ravenfox]

batman and iron man teaming up....dear lord have mercy on the souls against those against that team up

[@rextheextremewerewolf3096]

Fourth like; I have to agree

[@megaman37456]

And remember Tony isn't afraid to kill if necessary.

[@SOPHIA-LOVES-MEATBALLS-69]

​@@megaman37456FACTS Dude killed a group of Terrorist in Iron Man 1 and 3🤣

[@ZonaiHero-ul5nm]

If Batman got a hold of Stark technology it would be over for everyone.

[@burstmoon4286]

@@ZonaiHero-ul5nmimagine the gadgets, the prep-time, unbeatable, and unstoppable😂

[@Tradewindrain]

Stark & Wayne with their combined wealth of 10 gazillion dollars.

[@dragonsigner]

Throw in black panther...most rich in the world. And They take Thor's wealth. M

[@bazarovmedic4807]

Still nothing compared tô T'challa

[@timeforgottenprince8271]

That ending: Batman and Iron Man on their own are terrifying, but if they were to team up? Get the feeling even Trigon would sweat bullets.

[@LordEmperorHyperion]

Trigon?? More like Darkseid will have a seizure 😂😂😂

[@EdgeLordFan52]

😂​@@LordEmperorHyperion

[@snakeonix9105]

Trigon sweating bullets? Please he already sweats when he is avoiding child support. This would make him feel like a Paul replica but still more respected

[@edwinkariuki8403]

​@@snakeonix9105 bro even her daughter hates him, his like a father you never wanted but shows up randomly at your 18th birthday party with the milk 😂😂😂

[@Kos4Evr]

​@@snakeonix9105nah trigon would just destroy them both

[@antoniojohn7749]

None of his plans actually implies it will stop them, he just roasting them lolol

[@Anupamprime]

Well Tony & Batman Being Friends is A No Brainer. Both Lost parents , Both Billionaires , Both Like Technology

[@badgamemaster]

Nah, Bats would dislike Tony... civil war storyline comes to mind.

[@SOPHIA-LOVES-MEATBALLS-69]

​@@badgamemasterApparently this guy haven't heard of The Dark Knight Returns and The Justice League Doom cartoons🤣This whole channel is literally inspired by them BRUH 🤦🏿‍♂️

[@Anupamprime]

@badgamemaster and the fact that tony revealed his location to the terrorists endangering his loved ones and his life

[@starhammer5247]

​@@AnupamprimeYet he's the biggest hero in the MCU.

[@chico1786]

@@Anupamprime @badgamemaster But that is not Tony anymore. Infinity War changed him. Batman would respect Endgame Tony a lot.

[@velkonemriam1935]

I love how Alfred has that face of “I’m not apologizing” 🤣

[@pedrojulianes8226]

"Yamcha of the avengers" HAHAHAHA😂

[@NoahtheGameplayer]

Woooow Lol

[@DianObsidian]

damn!

[@NPassosiation]

💀💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣

[@andrewalvarez3983]

Calls him yamacha yet Hawkeye managed to kill hulk with an arrow Where as Batman needed almost 7 different suits or gadgets just face Superman .and still lost

[@asifkarim75]

Dragon Ball yamcha😂😂😂

[@conroysmith2581]

0:42......that won't work anymore Mr. Wayne...because Steve removed the electromagnetic Gauntlet, he once had in the shield ...... dude reverted to leather straps.... Steve was even fastening his shield straps to stop the bleeding from his arm after fighting Thanos in end game....

[@Brandon-br7tc]

Yeah that one literally makes zero sense. Also kind of weird he tried to diss Cap with “strategy” when he’s literally the strategist of the team.

[@HaremArchon]

3:27 This is how he beats Wasp, by ignoring her

[@Lord-Regent-of-the-Imperium]

Like a bee

[@ChimichangaLover69]

​@@Lord-Regent-of-the-Imperium shes a WASP

[@SOPHIA-LOVES-MEATBALLS-69]

​@@ChimichangaLover69Aren't bees and wasp bugs 🤔

[@senvidusooriyaarchchi4829]

​@@Lord-Regent-of-the-Imperiumdamn ,that's genius

[@Lord-Regent-of-the-Imperium]

@@senvidusooriyaarchchi4829 thank you.

[@kingdre9569]

Iron Man:You just broke the multiverse Bat Man:Dont tell Miguel, its our little secret😂😂

[@IbrahimMian1]

Just noticed the background is the Spider Society

[@growthisfreedomunitedearth7584]

Batman admitting he can't outsmart Alfred seems legit.

[@antyep]

who you think he learned everything he knows from? XD

[@everready59]

SAS, bro

[@nyazillagojira7079]

Actually didn't think of that, , BUT he ain't wrong. Alfred is probably Former BRITISH SAS or at least RAF.

[@batboy555]

@@nyazillagojira7079 He's SAS

[@robertlehnert4148]

@@batboy555 And a combat medic.

[@savvysod8995]

Batman the type of guy that would look at Iron man building Ultron and a legion of iron men behind the team's back and say. "hol up... Let him cook."

[@saintwillie]

5:41 Stark & Wayne is standing on business 🔥💯💯

[@balokrumput9074]

Stark Industries x Wayne Enterprises 🔥🔥

[@fadhilyudistira8819]

would that break laws about non-monopoly policy?

[@mcdjjohnnybokc]

​@@fadhilyudistira8819Unfortunately, if they're a Shared Universe, they'd do ANYTHING against the US Government, because they have Amanda Waller...

[@kaori_arima]

​@@fadhilyudistira8819there is no such thing in black market raaah murica 🗣️🗣️🦅🦅🔥🔥

[@batmanlord5474]

2:00 tony back stabbing his own team

[@Godz_ROD]

The rich have to stick together 😅

[@drizzo4669]

Wouldn't be the first time

[@MusicLover-my6fo]

Iron Man and Batman teaming up? The Stark Knight Rises.

[@TheIronWarlockXIII]

They should make it The Iron Bat, which they already mentioned. And fun fact? There are numerous iterations made of the Iron Bat armor.

[@drippyog3935]

​@@TheIronWarlockXIII no. Stark knight is cooler you go L taste

[@SOPHIA-LOVES-MEATBALLS-69]

​​​​@@drippyog3935I agree. I like that name better. ✋🏿THE STARK KNIGHT RISES✨✋🏿 Beautiful*chef's kiss. Iron Bat sounds lazy just like Toby Maguire's superhero name before Bruce Campbell called him out on his dumb choices🥴THE HUMAN SPIDER🥴

[@SOPHIA-LOVES-MEATBALLS-69]

​@@TheIronWarlockXIIIno one cares about your nerd 🤓 fun facts. We're just here to have a good time 😐🍻😐Now go take the 2nd L

[@PinkEndymion804]

@@drippyog3935 That’s more Iron Man than Batman, the Iron Bat sounds like a greater balance than that.

[@fabi3790]

Pretty on point for batman fans They do think he is invincible

[@Undaglibenglaubengloben]

Canonically he (nearly) is

[@Ilyathishamdleisnotavalib]

3:54 Spidey is tired of being broke 💀💀💀

[@dubbyplays]

his writers are still finding a way to screw him up

[@JayClearman411]

Facts aren’t we all. This economy a mofo!

[@thewinterprince1731]

"One EMP and your shield is just a frisby." I mean, it didn't even have electronics in the movies. It really was just a metal frisby.

[@treavy1]

Two billionaire just became one giant cooperation lol

[@DontKnowDontCare6.9]

At least it's not a monopoly.

[@lordProxid]

Did we just see Google and Facebook merge?

[@alldayjaycee1]

@@lordProxid no , this is Google and Amazon

[@MP-ej9pw]

Or a third one has them head up DOGE

[@FINETUNEDGAMING]

@@alldayjaycee1Nah, Google and X. Bruce is definitely Elon lol

[@rahulsawant8369]

@ 4:48 😂😂😂😂 I choked on my F00D while listning. Superb editing

[@Devilish420]

Stark had the best strategy of all: Joining Batman. Also, I'm pretty sure Wasp wants some of that Bat D

[@demian_csomic_winters9484]

Prep time Dez bats

[@VivioSaf]

Personally, I'd say that getting a Step-Bat-Dad is the best deal.

[@b.m.5068]

She wants his dark knight rises

[@Devilish420]

@@VivioSaf I forgot that Tom Holland spidey got recruited by bats, although he'll have to be Spider-Robin 😆

[@GGGyes4764]

Spider-Man also knows

[@NicolasLucas-x7o]

Batman beating the Avengers❎ Batman roasting, boiling, and deep frying the Avengers except Iron man and spiderman✅

[@JollyNator]

2:40 Rich men laughing be like:

[@jamrock719]

💵haaa haa haa haaahaaaaaaa

[@Eva_FNAFLover]

Ha💵Ha💵Ha💵Ha💵Ha💵

[@QHyper_Human]

The AI Batman and AI Iron Man voices are so spot on and I love that AI Batman is the GOAT. RIP Kevin Conroy.

[@trentspears4494]

The way he ignored Wasp was downright devious

[@_Senjumommy]

5:11 felt like a anime sequence

[@ShenSaiya]

"Dark Iron Alliance" thats AURA right there!!!

[@ShaunLopez-xb1jl]

This was the funniest roast I ever watched 😂😂😂😂 excellent work

[@sephirothangel2202]

There is just no stopping Batman with his Prep time against everyone in the multiverse 😂

[@Void-Asura]

More like plot armer every JL and Avenger's dog walk him 💀

[@tedharris7105]

BECAUSE HE'S BATMAN!

[@Tiredsleepy-u3h]

@@Void-Asura more like your using logic on comic/game/movie character logic doesn't exist

[@TheInfiniteSheldon]

"There is just no stopping Batman with his Prep time against everyone in the multiverse 😂" Because he's a Mary Sue.

[@ETHANFELIXROMANOV]

​@@Void-Asura Batman destroyed justice League many times Alfred destroyed superman even though I'm a superman fan,he can destroy Justice League,Alfred kicks and destroyed Wonderwoman

[@tricky83]

Tony and bruce the rich bros with no power but big brains became best friends That's 100% accurate

[@rolandov8761]

Batman’s contingency plan is to roast every avenger in this video and he’ll be the top winner. Bro Wasp is so desperate to hear Batman’s plans and I have to say it’s hilarious to hear the end results 😂❤ love Batman

[@tenkenfilm6280]

Batman is that kid you play with who has the immunity to everything, plot armor, BS, Until you punch him in the nose and he runs home to mommy… oh wait.

[@timeforgottenprince8271]

0:26 Damn, even the Joker would feel bad for him.

[@ZashiYtz]

Venom : Holy Shit💥

[@nostic_impulsegaming6941]

Not the live action iron man voice and animated captain America voice 😂

[@theg-man8880]

Oh man. That was something. Hell, it was priceless. Batman just roasted everyone, and got away with it.... I knew he was a menace.

[@BlueJay5773]

"bruce, you're one bad day from supervillian territory" broke me 🤣

[@Banritek]

Dark Iron is actually a fire Name

[@TheIronWarlockXIII]

I think that would be cool, as the name of their alliance. But I'm sticking with Iron Bat for the armor name lol.

[@PresleaClark-Keys-lr9tk]

@@TheIronWarlockXIIIyeah, plus Dark Iron sounds… I can’t put my finger on it but it sounds like it could mean something…… *diabolical*

[@night00glider]

Just put Dark Knight. Knight as in metal armor but dark.

[@Super-Saiyan-Blue-Gogeta]

Dark Knight + Iron Man = *"Dark Man"*

[@TheIronWarlockXIII]

@@night00glider there's nothing about Stark in that name. It's all Batman, however way you put it. And let's face it, Tony is definitely far off from being a knight.

[@TsumibitoAnimationProductions]

You wanna what makes this more sad.. The fact that he's not wrong😭

[@StephenKuntz-c5k]

Having both Bruse & Tony doing prep time together and create newly type of gadgets; both heroes & villains alike will be screwed over with😂😂😂

[@woodmanmorning1234]

I am a god, 1:33 *”your gadgets are pebbles against Mjolnir’s might!”* ❤❤🔥🔥🔥🔥🇺🇸👍💯

[@Masonthebaconhair]

Batman and Iron Man went from Enemies to allies after this roast session. 😂

[@HomoDeusa]

I haven't laughed this hard in a month. Thank you so much for making this

[@IrtiqaAhmad]

_"Everyone's got a plan until they get punched in the mouth"_ - an old boxer

[@mrevaluator1337]

quit crying marvel fanboy. dc was and is always better

[@IrtiqaAhmad]

@mrevaluator1337 idgaf

[@mrevaluator1337]

@@IrtiqaAhmad clearly you do.

[@IrtiqaAhmad]

@@mrevaluator1337 ok

[@handles_are_a_bit_rubbish]

@@mrevaluator1337 Batman got put out of commission for months by a roided out luchadore, the Avengers would take him easily.

[@taelonso]

This is the best type of roast ever. Oh my God seriously! Batman is the perfect person to roast everyone the voice alone

[@TheRogue_Jay]

3:06 Alfred On timing ⏱️ NSA Is Hiring💀😂

[@chaserucker604]

Bruce is bold to talk amount how he could take out cap by mentioning Peggy, when cap could just mention Martha and Batman would start crying.

[@Banritek]

Just know iron man is immune to an EMP if he uses that, So just throw some beer at Tony and bye bye

[@LeonardoTyrone-sr4qz]

5:46 yeah and you are right but what is crazy that they are bonding

[@ETHANFELIXROMANOV]

nah depend on who is writing the story

[@ETHANFELIXROMANOV]

​@@LeonardoTyrone-sr4qzBatman will make him cry,Ironman was beaten by two old,war criminals, Wanda beaten tony,Captain marvel kicked and killed Tony's ass. Spiderman can beat Iron ass

[@LeonardoTyrone-sr4qz]

@@ETHANFELIXROMANOV Superhumans dude

[@dsm2417]

@@ETHANFELIXROMANOV nah

[@jxfry]

Unstoppable indeed Stark and Wayne.. that is a movie to behold

[@Universeknight10055]

Spiderman just become 7th robin.

[@jeuryrabassa4724]

As well as the strongest Robin and Avenger.

[@SOPHIA-LOVES-MEATBALLS-69]

​@@jeuryrabassa4724Ain't that the truth brother 😏🍻😏

[@SOPHIA-LOVES-MEATBALLS-69]

​@@jeuryrabassa4724The Ron Perlman Deathstroke from teen titans Cartoon Network series is so cooked with Spidey joining forces 😂

[@BurningSnoMan]

Videos funny but it has a timer until Robert Downey Jr's team notices this video. RDJ went on record to say they'll sue anyone using his voice.

[@Universeknight10055]

Mangeto going add thor hammer to he collect 😂.

[@SOPHIA-LOVES-MEATBALLS-69]

Dude imagine how badass to see Michael Fassbender using MCU Thor hammer and defeating Hugh Jackman with it in dayz of future past😂

[@Gradouthegoat29]

What the same hammer Thor used to beat him up in comics nice joke 😂😂😂😂😂 and also magneto can't move uru he can only manipulate his magnetic field to move it but Thor doesnt play that game look it up

[@commandercaptain4664]

"Magneto... you're shorter than I expected." -- Anakin Skywalker

[@wallsterrence]

​@Gradouthegoat29 Magento has w's over thor and the avengers relax

[@Gradouthegoat29]

@@wallsterrence magneto only beat Thor in the ultimate universe in 616 canon universe he always got his ass beat by Thor and can't do shit since Thor literally cancel his magnetic power with mjornir and beat him.

[@Mikolt1911]

Actually pretty good!

[@redlion-paladin4609]

3:20 is this a Lego Batman Movie reference?

[@Death666wish]

I was waiting for their "remember when we used to be poor?" joke to be thrown in there but still nice work!

[@Simgor2]

Batman burned Hawkeye alive, damn. 😂

[@CenterTownBoy]

This was absolutely amazingly hilarious, thanks so much

[@Universeknight10055]

Even Thanos and Darkseid not immune to batman roasted them.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.

[@infntegaming]

0:39 by clapping them chee.. 💀

[@JoeFresh4]

Naaaaaah 😂

[@kaydenbarksdalegaming]

4:15 Batman has plans on Captain Marvel

[@Amogus-i6i]

😏😏😏

[@SOPHIA-LOVES-MEATBALLS-69]

I see you're a man of culture too 😏 ☕

[@OGFacelessKing]

His plan was "call Superman"

[@74kw3z]

the art is top god tierr bro sheesh

[@demonfox560]

The Yamcha comment was beyond disrespect.

[@SirCowdog]

The final win with Stark: "You destroy your enemies when you make them your friends". He wins there too. Nice ending! Very subtle.

[@zarkrai]

Batman and Iron Man teaming up would be everyone's worst nightmare cause no one would literally be able to stop them if they give them prep time.

[@TheIronWarlockXIII]

And let's not forget their actual superpower: Money.

[@theengineer2017]

@@TheIronWarlockXIII Not to mention unlike Batman, Tony builds all his stuff so them teaming up with Batman's alien tech stockpile and Stark's brain

[@infini.tesimo]

The idea of Batman and Iron Man teaming up would be one of the most dangerous alliances ever.

[@user-ultrablueluigiYTofficel]

bat guy not joking around in this video fr

[@marksun3389]

Fr

[@SOPHIA-LOVES-MEATBALLS-69]

Fr😂

[@sherriedge8985]

Hats off to you, my friend! That had me rolling!

[@viacheslavostorga9169]

That first roast slash burn that he did on Thor was like a third degree burn that I felt from a mile away damn that he really got to him just because he looks like a pretty boy half of the times damn. Does that mean that he's a Disney princess? I want to know but damn did you have to make the whole entire Avenger team freak out like that? Damn!!!!!

[@coolbrickz657]

0:53: That’s called being a detective.

[@maarlo12345]

The Wasp is getting Ignore 😂😂😂

[@SOPHIA-LOVES-MEATBALLS-69]

Like a fly that she is, I don't blame him 😊

[@antyep]

her one weakness

[@turnipsucks6416]

This was ingenious. Well played!

[@Banritek]

Woah animation has improved🗣️

[@SOPHIA-LOVES-MEATBALLS-69]

Ikr. With this KZbinr's prep time and in a few more months we'll see his vids become a full length animation. I'm so happy I subbed to his channel😊

[@g4do]

Batman is given way too much credit. He's human, and humans are fragile ... extremely fragile.

[@egor102]

yep thats why I rolled my eyes.

[@francisjosephmanuel4923]

0:16 Wasp The Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes 2010

[@Alcen03]

Sma-

[@Nerdy.5690]

​@@Alcen03 gyatt

[@KingUchiha391]

Definitely Smash

[@Murasakiiro_Kage]

​@@KingUchiha391 Oh absolutely they knew what they were doing when they made her

[@KingUchiha391]

@@Murasakiiro_Kage damn right

[@taelonso]

Also for this video alone you have gotten me subscribed

[@alwaysmidnight]

Captain America: big man with a black cape and dressed like a bat take that off and what are you Batman: Genius, world's greatest detective,billionaire, Playboy,

[@Blaze_Nights]

Combat fighting master, elite marksman, strategist and improviser

[@demian_csomic_winters9484]

Batman: I'm batman

[@AntError_exist]

Thats MCU Stark tho Comic Stark more like playboy.​@@Blaze_Nights

[@SOPHIA-LOVES-MEATBALLS-69]

​@@AntError_existFACTS Tony Stark acts more like a James Bond in the cartoons than in live action

[@SaZanJaveddKhan786]

​@@AntError_exist My dude was talking about Batman here not Iron man

[@sharatk4511]

Lol Batman here is forgetting unlike his universe pals,Marvel doesn't have a "no killing humans"rule 😂

[@darkwinter2009]

Batman and Iron Man would be one of the best duos ever 😂😂😂

[@johnp1366]

I feel the avengers are doing themselves in. ACT, RINSE, REPEAT ...

[@DEADLYSTORM22]

"The Yamcha of the Avengers" is craaazy 💀 Batman didn't need to do Antman like that 4:00 😭 Oh No, 5:30 ☠️

[@nelsonisc9670]

😂😂😂

[@seifeldeenmedhat5593]

I'm pretty sure that making the avengers turn on Tony is Batman's actual contingency plan for him

[@Sundeath41]

5:19 that's DOCTOR doom

[@SaZanJaveddKhan786]

Yeaaah Batsy was Talking about him as Doomsday not the DC character Doomsday

[@lamerekeklerek]

0:46 how EMP would affect Cap's shield again? isn't EMP aimed at electronics and shield is just piece of metal? It would be good comeback for Iron Man but not for Capitan.

[@DedHedZed]

Yes. That was nonsense. Emp wouldn't work on iron man's tech either.

[@DeJetPlayz]

@@DedHedZed He’d probably make an EMP just for ironman

[@milomee9979]

this is exactly what I was thinking

[@lamerekeklerek]

​@@DedHedZed Yeah, probably Stark would think about it (at least since MK3) but it's all fiction so we can't be sure, same goes for electrecuting his suit and here I do not mean that Tony (or whoever in suit) would be electrecuted but more like melting part of the suit or part of it's circuit... But nonetheless for Capitain it makes no sense at all...

[@kwazimoto]

Right?! I scrolled down hoping someone had a logical explanation for how an EMP would stop Cap, but nobody did, because it wouldn't. Batman has all the money and "prep time" he needs but he's still locked in an eternal struggle with the Joker, and the rest of Gotham's villains. Then there was another character with money and prep time who actually did end up breaking the Bat 🤔 Honestly, I think whoever wrote this just wanted to create a "rage bait" video.

[@esmell44]

0:31 Holy sh*t!!! (echoing)

[@prettycoolPJ]

The "Dark Iron Alliance" sounds FIRE!

[@yonanganga6792]

5:41 imagine the gadgets, the prep time, the damage, unstoppable bro bonding 🗿🤝🗿 5:44 this is the most GOATED bonding in the entire multiverse

[@juxtapositionark9671]

The amount of gasps and popcorn I threw for this roast was beyond both of their wallets 😂 The darkest & snarkiest duo I never knew I needed this cross over😂

[@Khajitxi]

I ain’t a Hawkeye fan, but him being the Yamcha is exactly why he slips in and ruins everything for the enemy which is also why Batman survives in the justice league, so Batman is opening up with a self own.

[@inamiarts.7fourclub]

Good point to a certain degree but Hawkeye is not as smart as Batman and I know you can see the difference between them and why Batman is more valuable to a team of superheroes.

[@Khajitxi]

@ If it was about smarts, then Superman or Mr Terrific would never need to team up with him. Or the guy with actual infinite wisdom. Nor would less intelligent characters be able to fill that same niche of sneaking under the radar to rescue a team despite it being an established trope.

[@CaciqueTaino]

This was great! Thanks for this.

[@gabrielsantiago6863]

In the next video I would love to see bringing Dante and Vergil (from Devil May Cry series) and how Batman will try to use his contingency plan at them alongside John Constantine, because John own Batman a few favors until Paul tries to intervene to show off and ends up being roasted out by everyone else.

[@RichDXtreme247]

I think Bats would bribe Dante with porn mags and unlimited supplies of pizza. While for Vergil, he'd probably convince him to gain power that he'll never find or get.

[@gabrielsantiago6863]

@RichDXtreme247 Or maybe he would hire Dante to help him in a few supernatural cases, and he will accept because of Lady (she'll never let him refuse, since it's a job.) and for Vergil I can imagine this: Batman: Vergil, twin brother of Dante, son of Sparda. Powerful demi-human. Weakness: Being the definition of uselessness broke, because just being a mere loser deadbeat isn't enough for him. Vergil: What? Batman: And here goes more. To neutralize him, it doesn't need much. Sueing him for parental abandon, parental abuse and evading child support and paying taxes will be his worst nightmare. Not any villain in the franchise will do more damage than my special legal team. Meet Phoenix Wright, guys. Phoenix: Hi Spider, Morrigan. Didn't have seen you guys after helping with your marriage since MvC comeback. Morrigan, don't worry about him. I'll make sure he'll be humiliated inside and outside the court. Venom: Damn! Vergil: You can't do that! You left Jason to die, you hypocrite. Jason: The only hypocrite is you, Dumbgil. I was tricked by Joker and blew up. Batman always goes to help me. You on the other hand, tried to kill your son and even chop off his fucking arm. No wonder you never won the father of the year prize. You suck at everything you try. Miles: Goddamn! Phoenix: Also, trying to steal Morrigan powers through a intersexual ritual is the worst idea ever, but you somewhat had find it brilliant. Instead of her powers, you got a son. In the matter of sucess, you're like Larry but with far worst ideas and with a Edgey lord like Edgeworth, but fails at being cool and successful like the last one. Venom: Holy shit! Vergil: But... Morrigan: Dear, the only thing you managed from me was to be just one more victim on my list. Another arrogant to trues to usurp my power and has failed spectacularly. At least I have a lovely son, which is not like you at all. Vergil: And Peter over there? Morrigan: "laughs" You dare to compare yourself to him? You and him are like pyrite and platinum. You're cheap, uselessness and not worthy of my time as Peter on the other hand is selfless, kind, with a gold heart and treats me like a queen I am and gives everything I need not seeking for futile trifling, but seeking for my genuine happiness. No wonder we're together. You're a deadbeat even in relationships. Dante: Holy f**k, that's overkill!

[@funkyfource893]

"ah the classic batman prep time" *meanwhile avengers patiently waiting 'til Banner finishes his time-traveling machine before doing ANYTHING to fix Thanos' snap*

[@hcook1023]

Iron Man weakness: P Diddy List "Cocaine is a hell of a drug"

[@primenumberbuster404]

😂😂😂😂😂 pink one

[@stephennapier8365]

The Dark Iron Alliance would be unstoppable. Love it! 💯

[@chrisgarcia4524]

Did batman just score wasp dude that’s awesome

[@What_if13-d4z]

Right who let Batman cook? Becuase he didn’t just cook he made a full course meal!

[@thexreaper6930]

Vegeta: F*** YOUR PREP TIME! I'M TAKING YOU DOWN NOW!!!! FINAL FLASH!!!!!

[@DrakebadassOvO]

Vegeta : DIE YOU F*****!!!

[@jeuryrabassa4724]

Goku: Geez Vegeta, You didn't have to go that far like that. They were just joking around. Tien: At this point, it's a game. If he gives in, they win. And he knows that.

[@alexkatc59]

"I have got enchanted chains for gods..." Erm, give them back to Gilgamesh or he will kill you.

[@egor102]

He cant give them back, he uses them on play night with wonder woman...

[@alexkatc59]

@egor102 o, ya-ya, uberdame!