Minecraft, but it's way more traumatizing

[@crabletman8421]

Slimecicle: “drop me, drop me” Roc: “very poor choice of words”

[@makkasweet5011]

ah! so you want DETH

[@BroccoliDog21]

Uh oh

[@crabletman8421]

Broccoli Dog Stinky

[@Pikachu-fw6tz]

Ah, I see you’re a man of honour

[@nekomancer1495]

"So you have chosen death..."

[@doughboy6073]

Imagine living in a world filled with the scariest monsters ever seen by man and the biggest threat is a skeleton with aim bot

[@Sanguiris]

Skeletons are the Apex Predators

[@moonrabbit3228]

So... Australia?

[@SweetMargonade]

Psycho Potato the biggest threat in Australia is an emu

[@mandlipiim]

Much worse... *SKELETONS WITH TRUMPETS*

[@dylanmatthisen8977]

doot

[@toasterlad5577]

1:06 "Look at this cutie, what are you looking at fuckbeak? oh, Jesus chris-" T H E N I T T O O K M Y L I F E

[@itsjustmylife8662]

Wait, I thought he said buckbeak

[@cadeoneal8137]

He did

[@hobbion]

He said buckbeak, the harry potter thing

[@Dark_Zacian]

XD

[@tapataeo]

King Of The Jaz I side with fuckbeak sorry

[@lilibryant2032]

Best quote I've ever heard "I refuse to die of hypothermia as my house burns down around me"

[@akelemo4621]

it could be a really good metaphor

[@basic_avarage_person]

For real tho in what condition can someone die because hypothermia while his house burn around you

[@whenfunnydancingcockroach4625]

@@akelemo4621 “Mm, maybe it should be a proverb.” - Uncle Iroh

[@blakethesnek1]

" *I HAVE SPAWNED A GREATER DEMOOON!* "

[@Pineapply_Queen]

IDK, I think "I am experiencing immediate regretti; that was actually a goddamned yeti" gives it some stiff competition.

[@samoomoo]

“I just broke wheat and now it’s gonna kill me with a laser!” Don’t you just hate when that happens

[@TikkaCurry54]

Th🅰️t is 🅰️ 🅱️ruh m🅾️meant

[@wolfsyncc]

@@TikkaCurry54 no

[@gabrielc7861]

@@TikkaCurry54 AABO?

[@mashed1476]

JuSt LiKe In ReAl LiFe

[@AwanIsHere]

Yea that relatable moment

[@jimmythecacodemon2397]

"You dont scare me RLcraft, I'm not scared of you" *d o o t*

[@SylviaPoP]

He isn’t scared of RLcraft he is scared of what’s inside of it

[@macabrecookie9014]

im gonna get a band of doot skeletons and play doot e1m1 in minecraft

[@Corcupix]

Oh that’s horrifying

[@Corcupix]

12:37

[@wendigo6188]

Nice to see you again

[@themindset4164]

"I'm experiencing immediate regretii that was actually a god damn yeti" has to be one of my favorite sentences

[@jack_of_all_1565]

There's the quote I came into the comments to find!

[@themindset4164]

@@jack_of_all_1565 glad I could be of help my friend!

[@igbinedion6410]

Mom's spaghetti

[@themindset4164]

@@igbinedion6410 Moms spaghetti! Oooh the memoretti...

[@lucasdaniel2668]

Time stamp please?

[@kutekrazykat8615]

“I am experiencing immediate regreti that was actually a goddamn yeti” This is amazing lmao 2:13

[@kutekrazykat8615]

“It’s a slime and it’s probably gonna touch you,oh my god I’m blind”

[@kutekrazykat8615]

“Of course it’s a fucking dinosaur

[@maxshafer7287]

All are very good. Ya know, any thing slime says is quteable.

[@lawling466]

Quite memorable

[@lepurpleboi3266]

“And what the fuck MedUsa”

[@kuhza-]

"You don't scare me RLCraft I'm not scared of you" skeleton: **toot**

[@lonttugamer2939]

Slimecicle: AAAAAAH

[@andr0as]

*doot

[@estaveler3288]

Demonic screeching

[@Takumin0w0]

Lol

[@bearshunnypot302]

I believe you mean _doot_

[@karanhdream]

"Take this rock" "Yeah" "Ok I want you to take something else, my life." RLCraft summed up

[@madisonconerly8574]

Me to my friends

[@vicenteisaaclopezvaldez2450]

Marriage proposals be like.

[@vulpinecatastrophe9377]

“Before he gets me. Please”

[@vladmirredtitanium8994]

That is what caesar said to wamuu

[@NormalRapt0r]

“befORE IT GETS ME. PLEASE!”

[@cdawgg180]

Slimecicle: *decides to live life has a farmer and be peaceful for the rest of his life.* Wheat: Peace was never an option.

[@elizabowman9739]

Destroy Him with LAZERS

[@TROYNELSON12]

THE WHEAT IS A DEADLY LAZER

[@lillyuwu4054]

Not anymore there’s a diamond sword

[@justayeet5905]

Slime: finally chilling as a farmer Nobody: Actually no one: The wheat: *So you have chosen DEATH*

[@jackaruby4222]

*the spriggans have come to harvest you*

[@potatosaviour6988]

Alternative title "how my grandparents went to school"

[@papafrank2894]

Lmao

[@cryptex8398]

Underrated comment

[@BraveRiderCopycat]

420th like :)

[@frostplays155]

You have very blocky grandparents

[@icebrorottenmushroom1817]

So there crops died for a project

[@hazzesanimations8212]

4:19 "Shes helicoptering into the sky" "You've been eaten by a brontosaurus" "What the fuck is going on" I was in hysterics lmfao

[@kiro9291]

"he's taking me to a better place :)"

[@thebutterscotchkid2481]

"There's an eagle attacking you! Charlie, no!" "No, it's okay..."

[@marcogc2913]

"THERE'S GHOSTS" "THEY'RE CIRCLING ME" last words spoken before disaster

[@loganchase4371]

@@kiro9291 That's the part that really gets me. XD

[@jayfeather2983]

*humming Christmas song while in h3ll*

[@whtdwarfbackhe]

"My foot is broken." "BUT MY SPIRIT IS NO-" *Slimecicle was shot by skeleton*

[@ematic0054]

Human or Robot? *Wheezing*

[@drazellguerrero7777]

Thats an odd number... Better break it

[@idkimbored2005]

12:38 " You don't scare me irl craft. " *Threatening doot*

[@jamzee_]

*Doots intensify*

[@cantthinkofagoodnameforthi1645]

_Oh thats horrifying_

[@davidthedumbest]

DOOT DOOT

[@gusgus7457]

“I R L CRAFT”

[@spongy7426]

What’s IRL craft?

[@cade-parkvilleproductions1039]

"Everything in RLCraft is out to kill you" *Slimecicle was slain by Condifiction*

[@xxsunflxwerxx1107]

Well he asked him for death so the weird cyclops thing didn’t kill him

[@Gunkers]

269 likes lol

[@Lucidreems9373]

I mean he said everything did he not

[@motivated7203]

"It's the grim reaper." "From Billy and Mandy?" *"THIS VIDEO IS THE BIGGEST LOAD OF HOO HAH"*

[@BrightEmber]

"It's a dinosaur, there's a dinosaur chasing me" Looks behind himself again to clearly reveal a lion

[@CosmicCrimson]

Me instantly: *HOO HAH HAE IM GONNA DIE TODAY*

[@user-sf9gs2pg1b]

@@HadenBlake I only remember his accent because I loved it sooooo much :) it’s so cool. When I was a kid, accents were new to me.

[@energyshock6038]

Slime: **stops joking and actually tries progressing** Nearby skeleton: *no.*

[@cynder5955]

Why are there no replies?

[@jojitcamero1705]

why there no replies?

[@SomeRandomGamerfrfr]

e

[@Cat_Garfield]

4th

[@bfufhryrrhtjhxbdgkjgutitjh7877]

@@SomeRandomGamerfrfr Beat this: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEE EEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEE EEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@Cyborg101a]

Skeleton: “toot” Slimecicle: “Oh god that’s terrifying.”

[@lukasgreen86]

Rattle six doot. I want a skeleton with a trumpet in Vanilla minecraft now.

[@JayHog1992]

Imagine a new Vanilla boss where you get raided by a skeleton army, similar to the pillagers... Here's the twist, the "flag bearer" of the group is just a skeleton playing megalovania on the trumpet.

[@Cyborg101a]

JayHog1992 oh my gosh that would be awesome 😂

[@Hiatuuss]

This post was posted by the skeleton gang and the great papyrus himself

[@skullsquid47]

@@lukasgreen86 Russianborger

[@dresmp6164]

This explains the huge amount of PTSD Charlie has about rlcraft

[@noodledoodle_6911]

Yeah lmao in Tommy's vid he just sounded like that meme with the scared dog with the war flashback war guns and helicopters

[@firostknight803]

@@noodledoodle_6911 HTF Flippy

[@JERRETT-yu7os]

“I am experiencing ultimate regretti, that was actually a god damn yeti.” Is my new catchphrase

[@astra3766]

After I read that I managed to skip back exactly to when he was about to punch it 2:13

[@astra3766]

Also it’s I am experiencing immediate regretti, that was actually a god damn yeti

[@YourWorstNightmare5493]

Immediate not ultimate

[@cidercake4373]

And then you can change it to fut your situation like- "I am experiencing immediate regretti, that was actually some god dman spaghtetti." Or whatever.

[@latersugarpumpkin]

It became a tic for me :)

[@candykat210]

This whole video is comedy gold “We must move to someplace warmer. Example: Hell”

[@missingindy]

That just sounds like the uac but with warmth

[@smelvin3406]

Comedy netherite

[@witingrss3066]

Hell jokes are nice

[@plasmetal8225]

"I am declaring war on a Roc!" "Delete that." "Welcome to Turkey." "I can't even nut in this game if I'm not the correct level!" *Chuckle* "Just like real life."

[@nathansantiago2994]

Hell=nether

[@jimcchi]

Slimecicle: Says anything Giorno's theme starts playing

[@Krane_]

Slimecicle *exists* Giorno theme.

[@marcosilva9363]

Quite fitting because the Diablov dies over and over and over

[@johnny_my_penls_is_small_but]

SLIMECICLE! ROLL THE WEED!

[@comms9038]

Ah shit. Here we go again

[@Deathray5005]

you called?

[@Jenna-qp1bf]

"Its just like real life!" ... "AH what the shit there's lava monsters now?" "Of course it is the home of death itself" (offended death noises) "Oh my god he took my eyes" "I feel like they're casting a spell and were gonna die" "there's a dinosaur behind me and there's a- there's- a he's gonna take my eyes again" "She's flyin-shes helicoptering into the sky" "That is a big turtle. its a sea dragon." "there's nothing that this resembles... OH" THE GORGAMITE WARGOFIGHT "WHY WHY I JUST BROKE WHEAT ITS GONNA KILL ME WITH A LAZER"

[@maxshafer7287]

They made me laugh like a madman.

[@angelbitez]

"I HAVE SPAWNED A GREATER DEMON"

[@myctfan5016]

Funny number Your welcome :)

[@emadonssongs3442]

Also the jazzy skeleton.

[@dynoknyght3084]

17:39 “Hey what season is it?” “Fall.”

[@erkdemirozturkoglu9900]

I've been remembering and laughing about that for 30 minutes lol

[@arifeen4266]

and I used to rule the world start playing

[@jackofalltrades8412]

**Viva la Vida starts playing**

[@jackofalltrades8412]

What I find funny is one of the lyrics is "I used to roll the dice" and I get the fuckin demon dice video reccomended with it

[@Phenix.__]

**distorted fallen kingdom plays at max volume**

[@garbo998]

THE END SCREEN SENT ME. “What season is it” “Fall” **YEET** **fallen kingdom**

[@jamesshannon1629]

I love the end of the video

[@ninjapickle773]

whats the song in the beginning called

[@exoticengram5214]

Check in the description ; he always puts every song he uses in the vid there

[@howeyyadoing9070]

17:40

[@andrix7777]

@@exoticengram5214 Why is Fallen Kingdom not credited then

[@eyelessjack5168]

“I’ve dropped the rock but the roc will not drop me!” *Panic Ensues*

[@pannnella]

Yeah he said that

[@amandahodge623]

So do do do do

[@amandahodge623]

Agreed

[@entertainingyolo]

@@pannnella yeah, that's what he said. This dude is the kid who says the joke louder but everybody heard the first kid fine

[@eyelessjack5168]

My bad. Just thought it was funny. Lmao.

[@cokority]

2:12 "I'm experiencing immediate regret-i, that was actually a god damn yeti" 6:11 "I've been dying for 6 hours like an absolute fool, but I just made my first fucking tool!" 7:42 "Am I Ganna die? I Gorgamite"

[@a_blooming_moon]

Slime is very punny

[@interhistoria5632]

"I refuse to die of hypothermia while my house burns around me." Lol

[@djenvino]

this is okay

[@indabells2267]

Is it hypo or hyper?

[@Extreme11]

InDaBells ! Hypo dude didn’t you watch the vid

[@imnotturkish7501]

Just Chad if i remember my 6th grade greek and latin class correctly hyper is a lot and hypo is not a lot

[@ayansaiyad6864]

@@indabells2267 hypothermia is not enough body heat, and hyperthermia is too much body heat

[@zer0rebel4]

*"I DONT HAVE THE REQUIREMENTS TO USE THE ACORN??"*

[@thatwolfinyourbackyard6011]

"I cant even nut in this game"

[@ridley7498]

"Just like real life."

[@elysianblues]

Timestamp?

[@ridley7498]

@@elysianblues 5:30

[@elysianblues]

@@ridley7498 ty!!!

[@ChrisTheMemeMan]

They should advertise this modpack saying "You won't last 20 seconds" Just like those porn game ads

[@j0kerpaws228]

yes

[@endoskullz]

Yes

[@mariomania642]

Yes

[@joopy3281]

Yes

[@arson8510]

Im 17 fucking years old and i had no idea porn games existed yet again never watched porn lmao

[@guardianofthetoasters2323]

i love how that creeper conviently walks in as they said "we survived"

[@frenchiesottises8193]

"Wendigo? More like 'Wendi-can't-go' cause it's stuck!" **immediately dies**

[@skipfire00]

I wheezed at that bit

[@topazish]

yeah we saw the video too, but thanks

[@Thelostpinetree]

Lol

[@My-WifeLeftMe]

i can go

[@frenchiesottises8193]

@@My-WifeLeftMe *But you can't when you're stuck.*

[@bellalikestoanimate1300]

“How can I have frost bite and be on fire at the same time“ -slimecicle

[@robber2199]

Well in science frost bite does freeze your inside and outside of your body but its mainly inside so being on fire outside of body will not stop frostbite completely but slowly stop it -Rob3r

[@thehalfnegativeoptimist4578]

@@robber2199 But what if you’re on fire on the inside?

[@b_nniie]

@@thehalfnegativeoptimist4578 then you have successfully been boiled and fried alive like a bagel and hopefully are not alive to experience this, congratulations

[@thequagiestsire]

Frostburn: “It’s either really hot or it’s really cold. Either way, it REALLY hurts.”

[@dark0dark087]

“I REFUSE TO DIE FROM HYPOTHERMIA WHILE OUR HOUSE IS BURNING DOWN AROUND US.” - Charlie Slimecicle

[@mas532]

Nobody: Slimecicle: **Cries in autotune**

[@LeoPokemonBrasil1]

Slimecicle T-Pain... (funny)

[@delsinyman3300]

I feel like slimecicle is a robot I'm kind scared

[@slanseif9852]

It apears this fuckin coment has 2× the subs that slimecicle have

[@shpamba]

@@slanseif9852oh my gosh.... It's thousand! Why have I had to explain this to so many ppl. 2.8k = 2.8 thousand...!

[@mas532]

@Zxon1234 5- i don't think you finished the vid, bud

[@sophtrinn_9677]

17:30 Slimecicle: *Makes direct eye contact with baby zombie* Slimecicle: *Gets struck by lightning*

[@clockworx7689]

“You don’t scare me RLcraft, I’m not scared of you.” *distant doot*

[@Pepnmayo]

That's terrifying...

[@enderdragoness546]

"Ima just mine my own bismuth for now"

[@Pepnmayo]

@@enderdragoness546 *D o o t*

[@soda_drawzz]

MoneyBag Oficial! *_*s h o o k*_*

[@Pepnmayo]

*S p o o p e d s h o r t s o u n d*

[@mayonnaise1263]

Simecicle: I think I’ll just be a farmer. Just tending to my wheat- “I AM THE LORAX I SPEAK FOR THE WHEAT”

[@robert_gaming]

The wheat says you must be beat

[@pressf7281]

I’m the Lorax I speak for the trees litter again and I’ll break your fucking knees

[@ngh9025]

Woah, did I say wheat? I think I meant weed

[@ollie9646]

XD

[@homiedawgslice3416]

*CORN*

[@harrisonward3464]

“Trees would actually fall” 3 seconds of disappointment later Intense cut screech of pure terror

[@luckiiyaa_]

"you're being eaten by a brontosaurus, what the f- is going on" "he's taking me to a better place 😌"

[@lastyear5291]

"I fear no man. But that *thing*." ***DOOT*** "It **scares** me."

[@andr0as]

"Minecraft but it's just like real life" *_proceeds to evoke mythological creature_*

[@ramiere1412]

AndreeH lmao

[@actualgarbage8549]

That's part of the real life it's not gonna be 100 real life

[@atago-neesama296]

As you do

[@mait4051]

Whoa, I recognize that! It’s a joke from the video!

[@endingsky8271]

R E A L L I V E *can contain death, mythological creatures, hyper speed creepers and more death

[@pstroud442]

Imagine RLCraft but it has the ‘If 1 person dies, everyone else dies’ thing. I have a feeling everyone will have been in purgatory about a thousand times. DEFINE INSANITY

[@angelmars0087]

I need this

[@avak2101]

@@ScoutConvoy AND everything drops the wrong item

[@ScoutConvoy]

Avak MUHAHAHAHAHAAAA!

[@solarflare1934]

Okay satan and his minions, that’s evil no?

[@mr.narwhal7345]

IF SOMEONE TAKES DAMAGE EVERYONE DOES

[@Zappedj9]

Slimes commitment to fucking around the whole video warms my heart. Entertainers don’t get enough love.

[@CaydeTheSixth]

“One thing you have to know about RL Craft is that everything is trying to kill you.” They should’ve called this AustraliaCraft

[@netherbrine8004]

Uh, as an Australian, I would of called it Floridacraft

[@floppagaming2213]

Under rated comment

[@StaardustQu33n]

As an Australian myself, I agree. XD

[@gamerhatch9072]

@@netherbrine8004 your continent has the deadliest spiders in the world, same with snakes, and you are scared of what’s in Florida?

[@netherbrine8004]

@@gamerhatch9072 cuz they all madmen who defy physics. my continent has deadly animals and season, meanwhile in Florida its fricking about as chaotic as Drunk Russia

[@dryzhal5808]

12:38 “you dont scare me rlcraft” _doot doot_ “that’s horrifying”

[@mustafaassadi]

I got an ad the very second he said that. Ok it scares me

[@warbacca1017]

"Everything is out to kill you" That's a bit of an exaggeration. *several RLcraft videos later* That's a slight exaggeration.

[@pira8ted641]

After playing the game for myself: That's an understatement

[@sergiof3816]

Its a bad day when you can get killed by a tree.

[@valeeco_4973]

@@sergiof3816 every day must be a bad day for us IRL scrubs

[@randomt_1468]

Pira8ted It's not an understatement, *clearly* about 2 of the millions of mobs aren't actively out for your flesh, those 2 just want to kill you if you approach them, clearly different to the millions of mobs which are *actively* out to kill you.

[@flagwashere]

Oxygen is the only thing NOT out to kill you.

[@GoreMartyr]

"Everybody get in the fucking mound" while gritting his teeth is my favourite part of the video

[@sydvlogs9301]

“I am experiencing immediate regreti that was actually a god damn yeti”

[@wyattkalbach1971]

lol

[@i.qpelican3436]

2:14

[@hamburgersandwich4273]

Slimecicle’s brain on games: *something funny and thoughtful* Slimecicle’s brain on Minecraft: ✡︎□︎ ♌︎♏︎♋︎■︎⬧︎ ♋︎❒︎♏︎ ♓︎■︎ ❍︎♓︎■︎♍︎❒︎♋︎♐︎⧫︎ hahahahaha

[@godlyvex5543]

vriska did nothing wrong

[@calliecalamity8787]

His minectaft mind is homestuck?

[@reimisugimoto6819]

Godlyvex5 agreed

[@guythatisguy723]

* screams in auto tune *

[@Sinstarclair]

Is that gaster?

[@supergold3080]

15:05 I love how the calming music intensifies to an uncalming level

[@shaunveasley1640]

What is the song I want it

[@Dgero]

@@shaunveasley1640 After searching through the songs *that were in the description* I found that the song you are looking for is Kirby’s Epic Yarn Apt. 102 I can’t find the gradual speed up version so Slime likely made this himself.

[@Dgero]

@@arandomdunce Sorry for the wait I thought I had sent a response but I think there was an error. The song within the Time Stamp is known as the track that plays at 3PM from Animal Crossing New Leaf, known usually as Just “Animal Crossing New Leaf, 3PM” also in the description of this video

[@arandomdunce]

@@Dgero I found it already but I forgot to delete the comments but thank you so much anyways

[@Dgero]

@@arandomdunce No prob 👍

[@nataliefunke1385]

I laughed a little to hard at "I'm blind I'm blind he took my fucking eyes"

[@TP-gd5er]

"Im not scared of rl craft" *distant spooky doot* "i think im going to mind my own buisness now on"

[@nexivy]

Look out the funny skeleton is coming for ya

[@oceanman5227]

666 likes

[@Saicre]

"Im experiencing immediate regretti, that was actually a goddamned yeti." This entire video is peak comedy

[@quackkith]

Catoptric Tristesse charlies humor, the cut out screams, the music, and the editing makes these videos that he makes one of the best ngl- theyre so fUCKING FUNNY

[@thewolfman5362]

*regretti

[@Dave-fc7cc]

EXPERIENCING HMMMMM??

[@funnymisterman321]

1:30 Did he auto tune his crying? That’s golden.

[@siren7561]

Ikr

[@doid722]

funnymisterman321 yeah it’s not done in the edit btw he has a hotkey for his mic

[@thatcrystalpie]

He does that a LOT

[@tofu6190]

@@thatcrystalpie and it's glorious every time

[@thatcrystalpie]

@@tofu6190 it sure is

[@mynameisd2849]

"I HAVE SPAWN A GREATER DEMON!!!" as you usually do all sundays

[@tokiWren]

"wendigo more like wendi-cant-go because it's stuck!" *immediately is killed by the wendi-cant-go*

[@ajax2530]

"Hey, what season is it now?" "... Fall." *Jumps off as Fallen Kingdom plays*

[@everyonesfavoritecritic]

That's crazy, you watched the video too?

[@spikegamz2756]

@@everyonesfavoritecritic ya that's pretty quirky

[@Stonecargo21]

Fav part

[@JT-ru7is]

“I am experiencing immediate regretti that was actually a goddamn yeti” -Slimecicle

[@tonyswrldxoxo]

This is _wonderful_

[@Hotdog_man430]

Jake Hotdog that was the best part👌🏽

[@jonah4850]

0:57 “One of the first things you’ve gotta know is that everything is out to kill you” Slimecicle was slain by condifiction That joke was fantastic

[@OtterverseGaming]

Alternate video title: “Perfectly cut Minecraft screams”

[@jlhudson7359]

“It’s Minecraft But Real Life!” *Proceeds To Summon Mythological Creatures*

[@dominoshitposts8992]

Stolen

[@jlhudson7359]

YayDude123 thank u. U are a respectable human of Society

[@megandoesntexist]

“Take my life. TAKE MY LIFE BEFORE HE TAKES MY EYES” quote of the century

[@rexythet.rexfromjpreadabou186]

12:41 even when he’s scared, slimcicle makes the best puns.

[@trashtheartist9420]

Everyone else: having a crisis Grizzly: I found a *stick*

[@eiiesig]

slime: "look at me" condi: "yea" slime: "now take this rock" condi: _takes rock_ slime: "ok now i need to you take something else-my life. before it gets me. *please."*

[@TheGreyFeather0707]

169 likes and no comments. this is a war crime

[@DigiShor]

Before it takes my eyes

[@cidercake4373]

4:05 Timestamp for whoever wants it.

[@JillInTheBox]

Mood.

[@Creative_StudioMic]

​​@@DigiShorbefore it takes my eyes, BEFORE IT TAKES MY EYES, AHHHH-

[@janetwhittaker4087]

Slimecicle: everything wants you dead Australia: Welcome

[@thehibigibi508]

I am going to be a normal wheat farmer- I aM ThE LorAX I sPeAk foR tHe tReeS

[@blockedblock5203]

wHeaT*

[@seansilv25]

Why? Why? Are you fucking kidding me? I just broke wheat, IT’S GONNA KILL ME WITH A LAZER!!”

[@patriotslover1014]

3:57: Out of all the things trying to kill them, Grizzly died to a Creeper. Not a dinosaur, Satan, or death incarnate, no, a creeper

[@wonder1034]

Probably not even a souped up one either or blight one

[@patriotslover1014]

@@wonder1034 yeah, just a creeper

[@vivares765]

@@patriotslover1014 aww man

[@Sagoi]

12:37 "You don't scare me RLCraft. I'm not scared of you." *trumpet doot* "Oh that's horrifying. I think I'm gonna just mine my own business now." *Slightly lower and more ominous trumpet doot.* "HEHUH?"

[@ClorxxKage]

Unrelated I will never go outside

[@2097Pyros]

@@ClorxxKage .....APPLE.

[@clearskiesmovieproject4685]

Doot Doot

[@applyjuicetowhat]

That was a clown

[@toasturhztoastbunz896]

So this is how our world will look like after all SCP's successfully escape.

[@fukkthisnewupdate8882]

don't give 2020 any ideas

[@supanerd5558]

Oh no scp 5,000 time

[@beeftastesliketoenails94]

Time for keter frog

[@alexpantoja8326]

Trust me it would be much worse

[@J0hnB09]

No this is when SCP 3812 goes “I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed”

[@th3.f0r3st]

17:40 every second of this was beautiful. The joke that we thought would end with “fall”. The horrible kazoos playing. The actually good singing. The weird feels that it hit us with. The slow-mo. The OOGH. Absolutely Stunning. Charlie Slimecicle, you’ve done it. THIS. This. This is peak comedy.

[@jotarokujo5610]

What is the song's name

[@sparkred4565]

@@jotarokujo5610fallen kingdom

[@elisabethbarker9180]

Slime got the best kazoo covers fr

[@elisabethbarker9180]

Also yeah fallen kingdom is the Minecraft parody but the original song is viva la vida by Coldplay

[@josesanchezcarrillo9234]

This video is the whole definition of “It doesn’t exist it can’t hurt you” “The thing”

[@pokemongirl7511]

"More realistic Minecraft" (gets killed by literal mythological creatures)

[@doodle3987]

Charlie: "I declare war on a-rock" 2020: **SCREAMS**

[@wh0recityusa636]

Aaliyah holy shit he predicted the future

[@jennapascale9583]

I WAS JUST THINKING THIS

[@user-bz1od4yc5r]

but we had trouble with iran, not iraq

[@doodle3987]

@@user-bz1od4yc5r crap you're right lmao

[@radiozap2717]

hate how that timestamp just says "3 months ago." like excuse me

[@Pijavi]

Giorno's theme is quite fitting for the intro... he probably used GER to put you guys into an infinite death loop.

[@themetagamer7862]

17:40 This is my favorite joke Charlie has ever made. It has so many layers to it that all hit home for me.

[@SillyPerson21]

True

[@Speckage]

I didnt get the joke for a while

[@Dgero]

Not to mention a somewhat banger kazoo cover

[@zoey3254]

i still don't get it

[@boop-9167]

@@zoey3254 fall (aka autumn) is a season, and he is falling from a building

[@Lukeepoo69]

“Take my life before he takes my eyes”

[@toastygecko]

Yeah i laughed pretty hard at that part

[@akish302]

6:12 that was the smoothest thing I’ve ever seen

[@pringledaprangle7480]

Slimecicle playing RLcraft Chaos in it’s purest form.

[@arandomsquidward7761]

The only reason I haven't liked this is because it has 100 likes and my ocd demands it

[@WritingMyOwnElegy]

"i am experiencing immediate regretty that was actually a god damn yeti" -slimecicle, 2019

[@anitabonitasenorita3604]

Slime (with increasing anxiety): “Look at me, take this rock. Kay I want you to take something else. My life. BEfore he gets me. PlEase . P l ea se. PLEASE. take my life befoRe HE TAKES My EYES. BE FORE HE TAKES MY EYES” Condi: *confused nervous laughter*

[@netherbrine8004]

*"I'm experiencing immediant regreti, that was actually a goddamn yeti"* -Slimecicle

[@rxnn2534]

“Come on in guys the waters is- Hypothermia inducing.” Lmao

[@frsace_]

.

[@tylcas6479]

16:17 Slimecicle: Come on in, the water is- *distant demonic screeching*

[@deanmccropper9196]

Slimecicle: I’m not scared of you RLCraft RLCraft: Doot Slimecicle: oh that’s terrifying

[@maucazalv903]

4:06 imagine that your friend begs you to kill him punching his head with a rock in the middle of the night... that sounds fun(?

[@pvj_l1nk980]

Giornos Piano is sign of a masterpiece

[@why3994]

he uses it in almost every video

[@pvj_l1nk980]

@@why3994 exactly

[@sweden4263]

why exactly, since theyre in every video, all of them are masterpieces

[@actualgarbage8549]

@Yare Yare Daze ZA WARUDO

[@plainplaneplaneplaynplaene]

And Kazoo fallen kingdom-

[@wendyschwartz7455]

I’ve watched this so many times, I have Slime’s whole skeleton rant memorized

[@derpygoku]

That must've taken a skele-TON of effort... I'll leave.

[@rosesnviolets7444]

Same

[@thebutterscotchkid2481]

saaaame. Jesus, I thought I was the only one O-o

[@vulpesquenne8224]

What's the time stamp?

[@wendyschwartz7455]

@@vulpesquenne8224 8:10

[@fatksi5702]

6:02 Guys help, the knives in my kitchen are levitating and are pointing directly at me

[@reenamiller4489]

Weird my cabinets just started opening and closing on their own pretty violently You in a dangerous position Save yourself

[@confusedcat7207]

Current objective: survive

[@sunsetskye483]

_Survive_

[@tinnierspark3265]

Ȳ̸̡̰͈͎̠̥͇̤̠̹͚̬̗̊͌̌͗̓̂̾͐͆͌͊̇͝Ŏ̷̲̳̠̫̱́̿U̵̥̯̻͔̻̭̦͔̩̰̪̪̰͂͛̿̕͠ ̶̜̤̠̼́̆̃́̆̐̈́̍͒̎̒͛̕͘Ä̷̧̯̮̻̫̹͕̦̖̬͒̾̔͛̾̈́̉͐̀͌͜͝Ŗ̴̧͕̹̳̳͕͔̟̦̩̱̪̖̈́͆̎̉̉̆̾̂̋͐̈́̇͘͘͜͝E̴͓͙͙̚ ̶̰̦̇́̈́̄̾T̶̠̗̜̣̤̪̾̃͛̑̏̂̀̋Ḩ̷̨̝͎͕̞͍̼̠̰̭̣͍̺͊̈́̃̔̇̐͗͂̒͑̅̈́͝ͅE̸̦͚̗̹̬̪̼͚͔͔͚̠̹̋̎͑̓͑̏ͅ ̸̢̦̑̿̒̀̎̋̆͒̑̎̉̎̚͝͠S̸̡̬̺̭̩͉̫͈͛͐͗̅̅A̴̢̛̟̭͈͙͍̣̮̼̬̻͎̙͒̊̊́̈̊̉̿̊͝ͅC̶̨̛͔̘̲̹̯̻̖͍̜̋̓̐̓̑̈́̃̈̚ͅR̶̠͇̒͜Ĩ̶̡̙̤͙̖̺̠̮́́͗̆̀͐͆ͅF̵̧̳̎͋́̌̀̚̕I̵̡̛̤͎͚̊̌̉̽̉̀͐̌̐̕C̵̢̡̛̫͕͓̣̪̻̭͛̈́͜ͅÉ̴̢̛͍͎̬͎͒̄͛̾̂́̕̚̚͠

[@umserhumano557]

What is the name of this sound effect

[@agentbluegaming7709]

"I'm going to stay inside for ever" oh, if only you knew.

[@CorvisNightingale]

Charlie: breaks wheat Golden monster: *D O R I M E*

[@GenetMJF]

RLCraft in nutshell: "Oh what's tha- AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!"

[@cookiepixals057]

Fallen kingdom parody after making a fall joke. This is elite Minecraft humor

[@notsofestive]

it's so true

[@Bazingalix]

I didnt know when it was so I sat there waiting for it... I was not disappointed

[@byrdyboi]

“I am experiencing immediate regretti, that was actually a goddamn yeti” Charlie Slimcicle - 2020

[@Mystic_UniDragon]

10:36 “ThAtS NoT OnE DiReCtiOn!” **Plays Big Time Rush Song**

[@lunawohlmut4821]

"Okay, I've dropped the rock, *BUT THE ROC WILL NOT DROP ME*" Underrated quote

[@Jaysic]

Minecraft: Adds thirst Me: *Years of academy training wasted*

[@diegocaban3760]

It really be that way

[@ramiere1412]

Its a mod

[@CynicalFurry]

@@ramiere1412 wooooooossssshhh

[@Jaysic]

Thank you ConnorPlayz very cool

[@luna-oo4yf]

"one thing you should know about RLcraft is that everything is out to kill you" damn sounds like Australia

[@zadokaspinall3752]

"I'm not scared of you RL craft!" *Ominous honking echos from the darkness*