The "Instant Ghengis Khan" Bow!

[@leodelu7568]

Our world is nothing without a laughing German wood elf archery engineer.

[@fftere]

What heresy is this? This guy is a damn Dwarf smith, improving the simple fairy tools with mechanical dwarven knowledge as a hobby. He's a badass

[@JuraijaM92]

​@@fftere He's a badass indeed, i really love his inventions, they should be in video games because they looks pretty amazing and useful for certain situations can you imagine a surviving game were you can build bows like those? even having many of them in your base wich you can grab, shot until empty and change to another one to defend yourself from hords of monsters

[@bjw4859]

Laughing German Wood Elf, what a classic, just imagine this guy as your Dad ?.

[@martyrier]

@@fftere Thats just a regular german you are describing ^^

[@rotegino7536]

Mr Penguin he’s hagrid

[@10k-l1r]

Your laugh can make a newborn grow chest hair

[@chickenuggut3724]

shakALOHAwaii his laugh reminds me of someone in detroit become human i can’t quite put my finger on it

[@royegabrieli5858]

@@chickenuggut3724 His laugh reminds me of big man Tyrone

[@unknownperson9055]

@@chickenuggut3724 there is no guy with a russian accent in detroit become human i think it is from god of war 2018 kratos chuckles

[@SirNace]

@@unknownperson9055 russian accent? You know that he is from Germany right?

[@---cr8nw]

You guys didn't have chest hair yet when you were born? Weird.

[@DeDeNoM]

After seeing the thumbnail i thought you were shooting a giant piece of rebar

[@frostvymz]

Me either lol

[@TJTruth]

ha ha I did to

[@liamwinter4512]

Rebar rifle

[@elwolf8536]

Same

[@ShadowGryphon]

If Gordan Freeman can do it, so can Joerg. (half life 2 ref. for those who don't know)

[@SuperCasalXou]

His laugh made my weekend better :)

[@Isaac-LizardKing]

His enormous mommy milkers made my weekend better :)

[@onyourleft9273]

@@Isaac-LizardKing *UHHHHHHH*

[@aspxctt_]

Ikrrrrr and ur weird Isaac

[@Isaac-LizardKing]

@@aspxctt_ The joke had to be made

[@masterduck3742]

@@Isaac-LizardKing No, it really didn’t

[@imadrummer6494]

His laugh makes you feel as if a massive Viking warlord is telling you a comforting story.

[@Fcordon__21]

Thor vibes 😭

[@wwalt2819]

Perhaps 1000 years ago he would've been one.

[@tomgarcia9200]

The dude is german...

[@DenianWriter]

Visigoth telling you about the sacking of rome

[@talaverajr391]

@@wwalt2819 Vikings were from Nordic countries, and not Germany. Germany had barbarian tribes.

[@Semper_Fish]

Joergified: The process of enhancing or creating any ballistic platform while showing its features.

[@THESLlCK]

Semper Fish Yish Zat is true.

[@harraldschmitt9113]

😂😂👌🏿👌🏿

[@insertnamehere6096]

L E T M E S H O W Y O U I T S F E A T U R E S

[@dranoelarios4788]

MAC Gun *joergified* POSITRON MAC AUTOLOADER

[@edvonrattlehead2135]

Joerged: the result of modifying a ballistic platform to shoot steel balls, function with rubber and/or outperform it's stock configuration through the use of wood and rubber.

[@Smoke-by-the-Shadow]

Man. Every time this guy pops up on my feed I’m always pleased, he’s so easy to listen to and he explains things so well.

[@QueenDaenerysTargaryen]

Agreed

[@archer8629]

Joerg: "I N S T A N T G E N G H I S K H A N" me: "Oh god... please tell me it' s just a bow..."

[@KingXOreo]

Just add water!!

[@aaeve5676]

Imagine summoning genghis khan after every hit like its some sort of skyrim mod😂😂

[@kristyandesouza5980]

@@aaeve5676 bruh

[@cakeassassin6277]

* shouts genghis Khan using your dragonborn voice*

[@tfan2222]

The profile pic fits perfectly

[@mugensamurai]

"Let's empty the magazine before I say bye bye" "Hahahaha" Gees aren't we glad this guy isn't a supervillain version of hawkeye.

[@Volkbrecht]

Why isn't he, though? Solid german accent, stocky, not overly fat build, tons of gadgets... I think Marvel is missing out on a great opportunity here :)

[@mugensamurai]

Not in real life please. His kill rate would be unrivaled. Sure on camera it's all fun and games.

[@rokivulovic7598]

lol that's a cool one liner before finishing off an enemy

[@Guagex]

So I'm just wondering why Hawkeye doesn't use one of these.

[@undefinedwewew9434]

This kind of bow is very early in China. Mongolia is learning Chinese.

[@everyone5200]

Thief: *enters joerg s house* Joerg: *Looks at the thief* Thief: *Gives Joerg a beer, fixes his door and leaves*

[@kaz4442]

Thief: *having fixed the door* let me show you it's features! Joerg: HAHAHAHAHA

[@RussnsRsubHumns]

Luckily we dont have much thieves robbing houses here in germany apart from some east europe burglars! Crime begun when the iron curtain was falling 🤨

[@ordoveles7608]

​@@RussnsRsubHumns of course there were no prisons at all in West Germany before the date.

[@RussnsRsubHumns]

@@ordoveles7608 ..that is obviously crap what u r saying....but it's sad but true; since the curtain fell down, the burglary rose heavily! Statistics speaks for itself. 66% of the busted burglars are from East Europe, mostly from Romania, Belarus, Poland and bulgaria. The states along the Polish border have special units to prevent farmers from being stolen the farming machines! It was a huge problem but it's better now. EVERYTHING CHANGED HERE SINCE THE END OF THE IRON COURTAIN! Especially after the reunification! West-Germany has been the Land of Milk and Honey BEFORE, but since 1990 EVERYTBING WENT DOWN! From the lifestandard till social security-EVERYTHING TURNED TO SHIT IN THIS COUNTRY!!

[@ordoveles7608]

It has gone with the wind, now Germany should face their own problems and do not blame others for their fails.

[@jakej3939]

Imagine breaking into his house and he goes “let me show you his features”

[@flatrat8897]

Followed by a painful death by long pointy projectiles

[@Sam-ot8lm]

He will show you the features of his fist, real close up as it plants itself in your cranium.

[@maniac117]

Bruv Bruvison that’s the last thing you hear before death

[@anonymoususer3535]

Most badass line before shooting a burglar ever

[@YeshuaIsTheTruth]

Most intimidating one liner ever

[@LiveforValor]

I'd like to hear this guy say "You have committed crimes against skyrim and her people, what say you In your defense."

[@iqbalumran9883]

Wait..... i know you

[@superjukud]

@México Ball Hah, hah... Let me show you its features

[@d3vitron779]

@México Ball THEN YOU SHALL PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD

[@PutuWidiarsa]

I used to be Adventurer like you, then i took an arrow to thee knee

[@hebercluff1665]

His voice would've been way better for the guards. The Skyrim guards sound like pansies

[@irishguy13]

"Let me show you its features", is a declaration of personal victory.

[@jol5201]

Quote of the year: “Sometimes the simplest solution is the best solution” Joerg Sprave

[@sevenproxies4255]

The simplest solution is almost ALWAYS the best solution. Adding complexity to solve a problem almost always cause other problems instead.

[@Ajholmgren]

it's a good saying but he didn't make that up himself!

[@castraatmoko5444]

@73Corbin exactly what i was about to comment

[@Zaire82]

It's not his quote and it has existed longer than the english language (obviously in different languages). So it cannot be quote of the year.

[@Saintbow]

He would be the weapons dealer in a RPG that would send you on a chain quest to turn a weapon into a weapon of mass destruction.

[@ΠάριςΑλμανίδης]

He even has the voice for it

[@diegoferreira3444]

Tell your friends, Marcus munitions

[@nefarious6986]

@@diegoferreira3444 "if you shop anywhere else, I'll have you killed"

[@陆巍予]

@@diegoferreira3444 Bows, fresh bows for sale!

[@zulnaga1010]

He can be a good smith in isekai anime 😂

[@antoniop4358]

This guy is so wholesome. His laugh and enthusiasm made my day :)

[@balijalan2]

If I become game developer, definitely i will make you as the secret npc for selling best weapon

[@corison2058]

Bagus Wahyudi welcome traveler! Oh, you like this bow? Let me show it features! Ha ha ha!

[@CrimsnJck]

Corbin Ackison that made my day

[@jhightower]

Oh my god. I'm throwing him in my D&D campaigns. Thank you so much for this.

[@neil2051]

Bro if you do that, I will seriously play your game

[@multatuli1]

Blacksmith bruh

[@jasonharding96]

Creates automatic crossbow *laughs In German engineering*

[@bombacmulayim2987]

can u shoot backward during galloping on a horse with cross bow?

[@paraskaikessa597]

French: *confused screaming* *white flag noises*

[@ryderr4453]

BRRRRAAAKKKAMONOGA

[@doctordeath2551]

Semi

[@toptextbottomtext9833]

Ryderr GERMAN SCIENCE IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD

[@MrTLSfan]

This man would have changed history were he born in the middle ages.

[@lukaspieper633]

Well tbh without modern tools and knowledge it would make it much less likely

[@studiodevelopers2467]

@Mr Penguin Amazing....top comment is. Correct. We need him America to defeat the democrats ! hehehe

[@Chrmngblly]

This gadget is bogus. Real archers can out-shoot this contraption even today.

[@vitezslavryslink3364]

@Diego CJ man :D Lars shot in the Air :D and with no power :D You do rly bad argument

[@Longmachao]

@Diego CJ Its not difficult when your bow has a weak draw weight. I've seen the video the guy is scrawny as hell i doubt the bow is more than 15lbs max.

[@JohnDoe-di2rt]

Bearded man holding a bow: "welcome to the slingshot channel" Me: confusion.

[@robertlussier2944]

He makes some awesome slingshots, too!

[@bfnvalley]

Bows are slight shots for pointy things.

[@LegendStormcrow]

Same

[@Aeternum_Zephyria]

Waittafokinminute. There was a weapon called "slingshot" or something in a recent video game. And well it's really just a bow

[@coltentackett892]

someone breaks into this mans house: joerg: hello have you even been to Mongolia theif: um no joerg: well im about to send you to the steps haha

[@ranickhaan]

colten tackett, “Here is your demise. Let me show you it’s features!”

[@SPFLDAngler]

You should edit your comment to fix the errors and make it make sense...

[@Pazuzu6]

hahaha! GOLD!

[@IamNomadSauce]

Steppes*

[@skr4207]

@@ranickhaan You made me laugh, thank you.

[@aaronseet2738]

KZbin needs to implement a love button.

[@thomasjack9508]

Yes they do

[@dionaipaul3065]

Hello and welcome to the hahaha channel

[@THESLlCK]

Deonarine Naipaul my favorite SJOOTUBE CHANNEL

[@akitonakamura6456]

Hahahaha Naild it.

[@candlestyx8517]

Welcome to the "Let me show you it's features!" Channel

[@THESLlCK]

John E its

[@Alakazzam09]

Happy Joerg is best Joerg!

[@Zire02]

Love how when Joerg is aiming at the target, the arrow bounces off the mat. But when he’s totally looking at the camera, he nails it.

[@tomburton6101]

There's a real class about this guy. Friendly, intelligent, positive. I like his style .

[@regneva17]

using an arrow to hold down arrows? Genghis Khan back then might just make you a general right away.

[@milledgewilson5025]

Yes and then send you to march across present-day Turkey.

[@josephmcbloggs8447]

@@milledgewilson5025 based

[@kavky]

Fun fact, the Mongols did employ Germans to build their siege engines.

[@sampathsris]

Arrowception!

[@spacedout4061]

Yo dawg I heard you like arrows...

[@kyleminks6374]

Midievil king builds trebuchet: This guy: let me show you it’s features! It is now fully automatic!

[@SPFLDAngler]

Medieval* .....

[@matthaeusperry4319]

can you imagine? holy shit, the terror.

[@dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668]

@@matthaeusperry4319 full auto pommel thrower

[@1337penguinman]

@@dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668 When you absolutely have to end rightly everyone in the room.

[@njvodin1766]

Ursine Maximus can also be mediaeval

[@corsaircaruso471]

Your laugh is so earnest and hearty. You love your work and it shows. Keep being awesome and making awesome content!

[@gengiskan1035]

That brings me many memories :´)

[@PresidentFunnyValentine]

Bruh

[@gkhongor]

fu off :V

[@matejcevnik7362]

Your didnt even write his name correctly...

[@valentino-_-6607]

Not Gengis Chinges Khaan

[@eegii1192]

@@valentino-_-6607 Chingis* Khaan

[@CozzyKnowsBest]

The algorithm seems to be favouring you all of a sudden Joerg..... 🤔

[@MMXX_CE]

KZbin knew the fucked up after the KZbinr union video.

[@spirameowmeow]

@e causey Wait what ? My brain's too small to comprehend this comment.

[@sisimons7998]

WHEN YOU KNOCK THE CRAP OUT A BULLY , they lose their courage and ability ! If we all followed his example we could take back what actually belongs to us , goodbye tube dicktatorship .

[@nathanstone3862]

Yep, he is on my home page for the first time in a long time, even though I'm subbed. After he started the union for youtubers, they've taken notice, I'd say... Look at his fairtube link in description for info.

[@CozzyKnowsBest]

@@nathanstone3862 Nathan Stone same, now we cant jump to conclusions and say anything about this being proof that internal tinkering occurs within the matrix, however- could it be hush money by way of a massive view bump? I think @JoergSprave will be keeping an eye on his metrics.

[@77adhi77]

thumb ring researched Archer now fire arrows faster and 100% accurate

[@felixmarkstrom9444]

Was looking for this comment

[@Entenuk1]

But does he have ballistics

[@heartofjustice6041]

Nothing a little micro cant fix

[@AcZe1188]

It doesn't matter anymore once the goths are showing up in droves in your line of sight

[@WholesomeKen]

Age of empires ii nostalgia 😩😩

[@the-maskedgentleman]

Imagine if he lived in Those ages, the country that has him as weapon engineer would dominate empires with that bow

[@altankhuyagbatsukh9807]

I am Mongolian and I am happy to say that when I was little I've tried this bow

[@Sideritis]

Crimean tatar bows had more power than Mongolian, these bows are often confused with each other

[@sotusakr780]

@@Sideritis powerful bows were not ideal for use on horseback, this bow is weak but because of the long acceleration distance, the arrows had huge impact on the target. Crimean and tatar people had mu h powerful bows but their bows were used on foot mostly, and they were bulky.

[@OtisChin]

im chinese-mongolian and i have never tried this but my brother still shoots and has a hornbow so i need to get one of these

[@justsomeguywithamustache2856]

Japanese is better for tsushima!!!!!!!!

[@teatarou]

@@justsomeguywithamustache2856 are you 9?

[@PanSaltzCaballeratos]

As an archer, I am so glad to see you using such a bow, hahaha. Have a nice day.

[@kamiskenaw4340]

Woah bud! I watch your videos all the time! I am First Nations from Canada, I find your archery videos very well thought out and informing. This is awesome that you watch this channel as well!

[@PanSaltzCaballeratos]

@@kamiskenaw4340 Thank you so much for your support and your words!! I wish the best for you and your tribe! I am a big fan of Joerg's videos. I have been trying his ideas since the early days of his channel.

[@kamiskenaw4340]

@@PanSaltzCaballeratos That's awesome bud, and thank you! I hope you have a great day, and keep up the awesome content.

[@Mrheinemann3761]

Okay so maybe you could tell me: shouldn't he put his arrows on the right side of the bow because the thumb ring makes the string spin in the other direction?

[@kodain]

@@Mrheinemann3761 That's what I thought as well.

[@pentagram9636]

Ghengis Khan: *Heavy Breathing*

[@2phonebabykeem913]

Ghengis Khan in the afterlife: “So this is what my descendants are up to?”

[@GStar5x]

Ghengis khan in watching from the afterlife being happy he didn’t have to fight this guy!

[@jakebar0381]

Love how enthusiastic you are about what you’re doing, you’ve clearly found something you have a deep passion for, and you’ve found a great way to share it with with the world

[@MrWolsdorfer]

All These years i got the thumbring Upgrade in aoe 2, now i finally know what it is

[@mivapusa]

We are of one mind in this. I never knew what the devil it was.

[@HousedHorse]

haha same here!

[@musicforhours4605]

Whats aoe?

[@maximiliangfrorer1039]

@@musicforhours4605 Age of Empires, a strategy game.

[@sp10sn]

@@maximiliangfrorer1039 correction, it's 'the' strategy game 😁

[@gabone18]

- Joerg! You can't add a magazine to a bow! - Halten mein Augustiner...

[@utiantew]

Should've been "Halte meine Pfeile" 😂😂

[@Ninja-Alinja]

ImHalfPro 165 the joke is to someone hold one’s drink

[@blacklazard2081]

"Halt mein Bier!" would be the right answer from joerg

[@r4inxs510]

Halt mein Bitburger. Only good beer allowed :P

[@19midnightsun87]

@@r4inxs510 But Bitburger is shit beer. :D

[@oabagobaaaoooo]

I can't believe this guy is still uploading quality content after more than 6 years of youtube

[@bluemarauder6997]

he joined in 2008, your math is very wrong lol. 11 years is the correct answer. 19 people are retards too!

[@tannhauserr]

Ok obama

[@Kaedevirus]

@@bluemarauder6997 Well, then you're not exactly right in the head, either. He clearly said "after more than 6 years".

[@Tyler-xe1es]

@@Kaedevirus Lmao

[@willwinn8559]

And still has GREAT CONTENT 😎👍

[@johnnynyk607]

I love listening your english vocabulary and pronunciation. Also the laugh is contagious.

[@jasoncarlson4285]

I bet you would have been highly regarded as a valuable person in any of the Romens, Arabs,Greece,spanish, military army work shops you would have been pritty wealthy man! keep up the good work love all your work and that grate laugh of yours is so humble,god bless you joe.

[@EmperorPlex]

His laugh is so elegant yet so maniacal at the same time...lol it's awesome.

[@nikodemgorski8409]

Welcome *HAHAHA* To the *HAHAHA* Slingshot *HAHAHA* Channel *HAHAHA**HAHAHA*

[@sttonep242]

Joerg's laugh is the best thing to hear in a video and the worst in the middle of night

[@xavierrodriguez2463]

You break into his house he's like haha and pulls out a handheld ballista

[@goldenfox334]

@@xavierrodriguez2463 *HAHA* nothing personal kid

[@TheDarkwarrior1208]

This is my Lightsaber HAHA Ignites Let me show you its features

[@markfergerson2145]

I like a man who enjoys his... hobby? Life's work? Joerg must have been an armorer in a past life- with the creativity of Galileo!

[@cesarr2349]

Oh my god. I just realised what a thumb ring actually is. I only knew about it from games such as age of empires 2('Tech' for archers) but I had no clue what it actually was. Thank you! Edit: What an amazing video. You're briliant.

[@HeyZeus096]

Same here, I've shot bow but never used a release of any kind, had no clue what a thumb ring was but I always research it if I'm playing an archer civ haja

[@tae-whankim9821]

I stumbled upon this channel while drinking water *The man Laughs ...and now my water has somehow become Whiskey

[@ikki7817]

They say wiskey can put hairs on a mans chest or various other drink can but no jeorg's laugh does

[@Gillymonster18]

Beer in a beer stein.

[@vicinoorsini5163]

Fermented mare's milk rather

[@thisguy35]

lol

[@joops1053]

imagine being a thief on medieval ages, robbing a blacksmith's house and then you hear someone in the distance saying " _let me introduce you this weapon's capabilities!_ "

[@hisstatus]

*insert the mongolian translation of that here* *and horse gallop*

[@valle6170]

You just made me laugh out loud. Thanks!

[@Cam-sl8ve]

let me show you its features*

[@nunyabiznes33]

Blacksmith: "Oh good, a voluntary test subject"

[@SA-lq8so]

Why was I reccomend this and why am I completely fine with this recommendation

[@BB-lh1jg]

Welcome to KZbin's random ass recommendations. LET ME SHOW YOU IT'S FEATURES

[@SA-lq8so]

@virus killerism 😐

[@romanes_eunt_domus]

His voice. And his voice. And also his laugh. That's why.

[@danielcruz-tellez8482]

Same

[@LokerStudio]

I just subscribe, have no idea what I'm doing here

[@txic.4818]

i have not watched this channel since 2012. Thank you for making my childhood, Joerg!

[@ghqst-_-3145]

This guy is almost like the hickok45 of archery and I’m here to love it

[@SgtSnowballs]

This appeared on my recommended and now I want to become an archer

[@kyto5001]

Ultimate DBZ archery is a lot of fun

[@chappochapman9818]

✊🏻

[@mikedanielespeja6128]

I wanna shoot a sword with my bow.

[@stefan_c.76]

I think this appeared on my recommended list because of all the Viper Genghis Khan levels that I’ve watched, not to mention all the intros from the said campaign. And I’m happy because it’s a very good video. But then again I also watch his videos every now and then so maybe that’s also a factor.

[@LucidorSWE]

Come back some more and you'll want to become a crossbowman... @Ultimate DBZ

[@DonVigaDeFierro]

"Welcome to the slingshot channel" * Proceeds to load a handmade howitzer. *

[@crashusmaximus]

*laughs in German *

[@rodentt1476]

Let me show you it’s features

[@ningkon3787]

* destroys the entire wall of his shed *

[@StergiosMekras]

Made with string and plywood.

[@strateeg32]

1. this guy is pleasant to listen to, which is rare for me 2. this guy has one of the best laughs 3. this guy is intelligent. I like his engineering and solutions. Very creative. You have got my respect for whatever it is worth

[@realkingofantarctica]

If this guy enlisted in the army, Germany would have the strongest military.

[@TheColombianSpartan]

Diary of a Frenchman , unknown date and time My unit was waiting for orders, when suddenly... in the distance we hear a ghastly: Let me show you its features Hahahahaha!" Oh God.. its Him... He's here... oh no

[@BigBoss-fg7sj]

This is the G36C, let me show you it’s features

[@RussnsRsubHumns]

The truth is: german weapons are awesome, but the army this days is absolutely rediculous!!

[@daro9582]

We would come with containers full of pencils and blow all enemies out of the water with pencil machine guns

[@lordegg2969]

Well as they say third times the charm

[@koraktheape]

"I'm going to do some things that will make it obsolete", always an understatement for you lol!

[@ajaynarayanan2326]

Jeorge don't need his weapons to survive a zombie apocalypse, his mere smile can melt any zombie heart...He is so cute 🥺

[@ADwarvenBard]

It's the laugh that kills me! Something about his laugh is just.. I can't even find the words to describe it.

[@royperkins3851]

The Chinese made a kind of pump action cross bow it gave their peasant farmers conscripted troops into instant archers ! Kinda

[@bAkA533]

@@ADwarvenBard I think i found the word to describe it: Sincere

[@kylestanley7843]

@@royperkins3851 he mentioned it near the end of the video. He's aware. As he should, knowing the stuff he does for fun.

[@isaac8141]

Why ah u geh

[@christopherthompson4785]

I just want to drop in and say I am so thankful your channel is still going. Have been watching you for years and still feel you have one of the greatest personalities out there. Keep up the awesome work!

[@daufenbach1447]

8:43 what is actually fun is that we get to hear your satisfied chuckles

[@Shmak1]

If he lived in medieval ages we would have flying cars already.

[@MrJust2times]

Yeah. Becaue of we could have killed each other even better everything would be better....wait.

[@MrJust2times]

@Honudes Gai You just reapeat shit you heard. With the same logic you "use" i could say. The Millitary Industrial complex uses "War" to steal inventions from others and then with Money and Millitary build an Monopoly around it. Do you get it ? Just because there "was" War when people invented Stuff its not the achievement of "War". Its still people. And these people would achive good without war. People would still die on Cancer bla bla bla accidents will happen machines need to be better without war (more people need more energy) You last sentence just shows that you already have an mady up pinion of me :D "Get over it" :D I just dont approve that point. I have a different "Opinion" sorry. See i can talk crap like you. Wont change anything. Cmon get over it ;)

[@MrJust2times]

@The NIFB Jesus Not really. You need to born into the kings family. "Sprave" is nowhere near a name of nobel man.

[@222MrPyro]

We could have flying cars now, we just aren't ready for them. We can barely deal with the ones on the ground. Now I'm not going to be one of those statistics nerds, but trust me when I say there are a retarded amount of car accidents the world over on a daily basis. Plus, I for one would rather have engine failure or depleted fuel on the ground with friction and mechanical brakes than up in the air with hardly any friction and a braking system almost certainly based upon either the engine, which has now stopped working, or on unpredictable parachutes.

[@Devit42]

Time for slingshot car xD

[@kentuckyboy541]

This guy is so clever. Been watching him for years now and he just continues to amaze. I think he's a genuinely good person too.

[@caligulahasselhoff]

You seem like a very cheerful and friendly man, who over and over again creates weapons that are both delightful and awesome. I shudder to imagine what sort of weapons you would create if you ever became an angry and vengeful man.

[@alanminne8185]

This man has an epic voice! 😃 Joerg: I made some improvements to Mjolnir for you. Thor: Wha...? Joerg: Look, it shoots spinning circuclar saw blades made of lightning. Ha ha ha. Thor: 😲

[@N09357]

"Let me show you its features."

[@StarMarshal]

Alan Minne sounds like a pain killer reference

[@krystofcisar469]

best comment award! :D

[@theillustrator7437]

eyy cool "Let me show you its features! (Hearty Laugh)"

[@Demon_Hours.]

The face. The accent. The laugh. PERFECT.

[@LifeLongMETALHead83]

"I can't use this bow" Makes a crossbow.

[@letmetie8718]

With a *mag*

[@QueenDaenerysTargaryen]

IKR

[@markschwegler1100]

Beautiful design!!! Actually looks like something that could have existed in history!!!

[@weisthor0815]

in the future it will have!

[@ewan_mclean]

weisthor0815 aha I see what you did there

[@GrandDungeonDad]

Joerg would have made a badass sir benevere.

[@Benepene]

because it did maybe not with the magazine but still

[@RupertTheOctopus]

I want to see you collab with Adam Savage that would be so cool

[@sonofthebeast5276]

I agree with this sir

[@charleydarley3054]

I want to see Adam Savage in the KZbinr's Union or at least to draw attention to their great works.

[@pinkfloyddwc]

Please no I can't stand that dirty communist

[@Revener666]

communist ?

[@WackySwackyAdventure]

They have very different personalities. Probably wouldn't work out very well.

[@Agul2001]

Hi Joerg, I love these crazy contraptions you come up with! By the way, the Mongols also uses Mongolian draw, where the arrows goes on the same side of the draw hand with the arrows rested on thumb instead. That is one of the reason they can draw and shoot so fast.

[@raphaelbeinhauer9242]

Exactly. And thats what the thumb draw is for.

[@wsamurai665]

mongolian draw is also sometimes on the opposite side of the draw hand. Also its a thumb draw and not only mongolians used it

[@NUSensei]

@@wsamurai665 The opposite side is only used in modern Mongolian target shooting, which is a departure from traditional Mongolian style. The thumb draw is also widely known as the "Mongolian draw", though this comes from older sources and perspectives as the Mongols were best known to use it, just as the "Mediterranean draw" wasn't just used in the Mediterranean. We've come to call these finger and thumb draws to detach from these specific sources.

[@wsamurai665]

@@NUSensei ah I see thanks for clearing that up Nusensei.

[@Olis4897]

If you want to change history, you send someone like this man back in time

[@COUNTERSTRICKGAME]

Thanks youtube,I found new idea to modify my rubber band 30cm ruler rifle

[@AsakuraYukiko]

firing paperclips from a rubber band was the most advanced I got in school.

[@sergeantrainstorm1269]

Odd flex but ok

[@theinvisiblepsycho8938]

Me 4

[@heartofjustice6041]

@@AsakuraYukiko you would go to jail for that today

[@stoneshatter12]

Oooh youuu 😋

[@singho23]

“Hahaha let me show you its FEATURES”

[@peytonsyler3700]

The weapon accessory that they used actually inspired the crossbow

[@billsfan7883]

A semi auto bow? Thanks KZbin, sometimes you know just what I need in my life!

[@dylanmcgregor6496]

I want one of those. That magazine has the most satisfying *click* when being loaded.

[@rottenspice190]

OK, this is the second auto loader of this guy's I've seen. I love how he tries to stay true to what was possible to both the time and people of concern. I guess maybe its a good thing this guy wasn't in the past because some tides would have been changed.

[@deeznutz8320]

Michaelangelo of weapons

[@zyanidwarfare5634]

If he was from the past he would have created the most powerful army, with super easy to use and powerful bows it’s like a crossbow but faster and more powerful, and all other kinds of things, bows would have survived the age of blackpowder muskets probably

[@noaroos6115]

I love how happy you are with this contraption. Love it!

[@VLADPowder]

It makes a very cool shape when fully drawn out, and using the arrow as a magazine mechanism is something I'd also be proud of. All the work you do is fantastic, Joerg. Keep being the great :)

[@argie9914]

When you're recording a video and you hear someone breaking into your house: *LET ME SHOW YOU ITS FEATURES*

[@angelovela3623]

Argie Fag joerg showing the 44’s features

[@chadhanna7989]

You forgot the HA HA !

[@nayhem]

_(glass smashed)_ … *HA HA HA HA!*

[@polygorg]

*Sturmbogen 44*

[@bluefalconssuck5881]

I want to build a WarHammer 40K Joerg Horde... Their battle cry would be *_LET US SHOW YOU OUR FEATURES._* All would fear the sounds of their laughter.

[@kaboomluong9373]

Arrows for the bow god! Laughter for the slingshot throne!

[@russelllim4891]

That is absolutely fantastic

[@poiuytrewq11422]

Admech armies with Plasma Slingshots

[@bluefalconssuck5881]

Jorge protecc Jorge atacc Jorge let's loose arrow goes *Whacc*

[@scribejungal3125]

"Behold Xenos! to your eyes it may be just a simple bolter, but LET ME SHOW YOU ITS FEATURES!"

[@tlope5642]

This guys laugh makes me feel like I have a dad

[@sosig6445]

A dad that wouldn't get mad, amd lecture you for hours, when you suggest him to blow up am aerosol can dor fun...

[@HondaElement-tz7ud]

You can tell he has fun making these videos. keep the good vibes going.

[@arkadihughes4893]

Half the reason I'm subscribed to this channel is for his laughs. It never gets old

[@atrujillo7836]

Legends say that the Predator has nightmares of a German Boi that makes KZbin videos.

[@ryanlangley9695]

LOL

[@bluefalconssuck5881]

He's the reason that Predators stick to the jungles... In Predator Lore it says... *_BEWARE OF SEEING IT'S FEATURES_* ...This is the reason behind their camouflage development.

[@faronfonze9316]

"*boastful laugh*"

[@polygorg]

He's not being hunted By the predators, he is hunting them. We need him for Area 51!

[@duck-zq7zo]

Has youtube responded to the youtubers union message.

[@rayyanali4471]

Not yet I guess, see as their policies are only getting worse.

[@CodeyMcewen]

Forgotten weapons posted a video today with two adds. I think it's working.

[@moosekababs]

your personality is intoxicating. I love how much you love what you're doing. your smile is infectious and, as weird as this may sound, you remind me of my Oma. was not expecting this video to make me smile as much as it did. I hope you're having a great day

[@desktopvids9]

I forgot how awesome this channel is. These videos make me a happy man 😎🔥

[@willsworld57]

I've seen a lot of your wonderful creations, but honestly I think this is my favorite of what I've seen so far. The simplicity of design and reliability from something made with very few natural materials isn't just a weapon, I think it's a work of art.

[@simonhawker9277]

joerg you are an incredible dude, love your work sir, you are, quite simply put, brilliant

[@lfeist3279]

i really love this channel, makes my day everytime i watch your channel, if society ever broke, you would be a world class teacher in how to survive

[@ashtonmendonca1233]

I just love the way he laughs. Just makes my day. Thank you for this my guy

[@ShurikenSean]

the thumbnail made me think it was a box version of the rebar crossbow from half life XD

[@damascusthecat7028]

go to the hacksmith for the half life crossbow

[@luftwaff3ls714]

ShurikenSean tbh I though he was just shooting a giant rebar stick out of a really small bow

[@abandonedbucharest7704]

@@luftwaff3ls714 ha ha, same

[@Nor1998_]

If Genghis had this. He would have conquered a little bit more than what he originally did.

[@wingsofwrath4647]

He did have it. The Chinese had repeating crossbows since the 3rd Century AD. It's just that the Mongols saw no use in them, because they were superb archers and crossbows are most useful with people that aren't very good archers to begin with. Same reason why the crossbow was widespread on the continent, but the English used their longbows - once you become proficient in archery, you can actually shoot faster than with any mechanical aids, but it takes a lifetime of practice to become good enough. However, any random soldier can become good enough with a crossbow with only a fraction of that training, so it definitely made sense to equip your army with crossbows if you have to rely on conscripts (sorry, "levies") or other poor quality personnel because you didn't have access to well trained archers.

[@Cillranchello]

@@wingsofwrath4647 "If you want to train a longbowman, start with his grandfather" not sure where I heard this, but your post reminded me of that.

[@Earendil31]

@Ethan Snyder im agree with u this device is useless for Turan armys u cant be faster like u used to be with this and they were like the tornado

[@yasenkrasen1581]

@War Zone It is not true. The Huns were a complete analogue of the Mongols, and captured almost the entire territory of Germany. Magyar nomads reached Spain. Avars created a state in Pannonia. Mongols stopped the conquest, because the descendants of Genghis Khan began to divide the empire and they had other concerns.

[@Kayakmiami]

Love this simple Bow. Compact and uncomplicated.

[@bradbrandon2506]

Finally I understand the thumb draw. I've seen it explained so many times and I never understood it. You explained it ONCE and I understood it just fine. Thank you!

[@jovanenriquez1769]

He's just tu adorable. That's all. It makes my depression disappeared for a while ❤

[@devinpetrie6580]

Straight up I thought you had some rebar loaded in the bow in your thumbnail🤣

[@steffen5121]

Me 2

[@umairhtx]

I thought he made a bow that shot spears instead of arrows lol

[@pnut2trill]

Only reason I clicked 😂😂😂

[@ИванИвановСемьяСПб]

very interesting invention. and at first glance it seems simple. the back of the boom is clearly pressed. but it is equally important to keep the front of the boom pressed down so that power is not lost. very interesting project. respect.

[@liamwalsh2107]

I want this guy to make our area 51 weapons.

[@Coopersboy7]

All of you just need to stay away from there

[@willwinn8559]

@@Coopersboy7 Nothing there but TROUBLE .. OUR government will protect area 51 more than they will protect OUR BORDERS .. 😞 Seems backward but it's true .. ( don't get arrested for nothing , Because you won't get anywhere near area 51 ..) 😲👽😲

[@dkk1738]

Will Winn You do realize that this is a joke right?

[@admiralspire8867]

@@willwinn8559 At the same time I mean, protecting a fairly small perimeter (compared to the border) is way easier. But yeah if you had two sets of chainlink fence with a minefield in the middle and guard towers every kilometers it would be well protected

[@willwinn8559]

@@admiralspire8867 Yessir

[@artwizardsam3238]

Teacher : How do you know so much about historic weapons? Me : Let me show you Joerg's features!

[@seminark]

The phrase instant Ghangis Khan sounds so powerful that I'm gonna have it replace the phrase Instakill.

[@steffen5121]

When you're about to erase an entire city because the mayor didn't payed you respect.

[@Jawru]

I’ve loved you since I was a kid, keep it up!