imagine getting killed by this and his laugh would be the last thing you hear as you fade away into the void
@bobbyb17033 жыл бұрын
Then i will most certainly rest in peace
@Robert1337_3 жыл бұрын
you mean hell
@Musse20093 жыл бұрын
hahahaha right xD
@clxma3 жыл бұрын
@@Robert1337_ whatever floats your boat :)
@patrickverlinden713 жыл бұрын
The laugh is part of psychological warfare.
@EnderPearlRs4 жыл бұрын
"I could attach a laser but that's not really necessary" - Guy with a double magazine Mongolian bow
@MadCowCrazy4 жыл бұрын
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@hello75334 жыл бұрын
Wouldnt be historically accurate with a laser. 😂
@vapormissile4 жыл бұрын
Check it out: It's probably already the most accurate double Mongolian bow in history. So if he sticks a couple picatinny rails on it & mounts lasers, and if history records it, then it will be the most historically accurate one ever. :)
@robgoodsight62164 жыл бұрын
@@hello7533 hahahahahahahahahahah
@robgoodsight62164 жыл бұрын
this is just superb!!!
@checklover19524 жыл бұрын
His laughing is better than villian actors in movie.
@tracischeelk294 жыл бұрын
Totally! I'm going to save this one and collect a few others I've seen. I'll have them ready to post to inspire for self-defense, and also to cheer someone up. :) This guy is so cool. He may have the best laugh I've ever heard. This video captures his laugh yet more effectively than some of the others I've seen by him. You know this man LOVES the idea of killing the enemy. All Whites prepare!
@rhynemusic41014 жыл бұрын
I laughed together with his laughing lols
@jtosety4 жыл бұрын
That's because he's not acting Besides, mad scientists wish they were as creative as him
@RA-wf9lc4 жыл бұрын
It would be fantastic to see him in a Fantasy movie like World of Warcraft II or similar, playing a Weapon-smith, he is a Natural!
@guillermopovelsen26824 жыл бұрын
Yes !!! its true the villan of the film of Dracula
@davidfoster90413 жыл бұрын
Imagine being a robber and breaking into a home and hearing let me show you it's features and then joergs laugh.
@ericericsater99883 жыл бұрын
Original comment my doode
@pflernak3 жыл бұрын
Pulls out twin "barreled" bow
@yiyilikeit62103 жыл бұрын
lol
@freddyz17073 жыл бұрын
And when you think it can't get any worse you hear another maniacal laugh and realize he was playing cards with that Hitchcock guy.
@kalmac62553 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that laugh would chill my blood at that point. Heh heh heh, (chunk, chunk, thud).
@captaincluster3164 жыл бұрын
Army: Let's attack, they only have one archer Joerg appears on wall Army: Retreat!
@ollie70704 жыл бұрын
You know its true when legendary commander cap. cluster says that he would fear a single archer wielding this
@isaiahcampbell4884 жыл бұрын
@@ollie7070 "Quick, back to our battle map constructed out of toilet paper tubes and spam cans to reevaluate our plan of attack."
@chidoman15954 жыл бұрын
"Let me show you its features!"
@rashdon71264 жыл бұрын
😂
@diversionmary4 жыл бұрын
Bing!
@ChrisAlas4 жыл бұрын
I love this guy's laugh. It's such a hearty, hale laugh. You know he's happy.
@davidgrover59964 жыл бұрын
Chris Alas, The man is the physical manifestation of the joy of making things.
@Dinoslay4 жыл бұрын
I love it too. 🤣😆
@daddycool48844 жыл бұрын
Dave hahhahah 😂
@vapormissile4 жыл бұрын
Dave giggling like a flakpanzer
@Beerwalla14 жыл бұрын
I think he is German Santa
@Sannidor4 жыл бұрын
This is no longer engineering, we're witnessing art.
@alexandermartinez13184 жыл бұрын
Pssh! Engineering IS art! From the drawing table to the finished product
@Slingshotchannel4 жыл бұрын
Except I have no drawing table :)
@sirsplintfastthepungent13734 жыл бұрын
they are not mutually exclusive.
@isaiahii69824 жыл бұрын
@@Slingshotchannel I build custom cabinets and dining tables etc., and never use plans of any kind when I build them. I just imagine the pieces in my mind and build them.
@chrisp98244 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same. He's like Bob Ross of muscle powered weaponry :D Also, It would be great to see building process as well, especially if it's done by hand !
@themadduck87843 жыл бұрын
This is so hysterically German that I can't breathe lmao this man just made a semi-auto bow
@jannicoderso15913 жыл бұрын
The only thing that is histerically german about this is the woodwork. At least in the area where I live, we aint all about bows and weapons in general like at all.
@JB-qj8rr3 жыл бұрын
@@jannicoderso1591 And the person
@Novozymandiaz3 жыл бұрын
@@jannicoderso1591 I think it's about the "over"engineering part. Though you will find people that dislike weapons and like weapons all around germany.
@jannicoderso15913 жыл бұрын
@@Novozymandiaz yea the over engineering part is a really German thing now that you say it.
@lennartstockl58263 жыл бұрын
Germany has made some crazy weapons in the past. The germans were always one of the leading nations when it came to collecting knowledge and then immediately turning it into weapons of mass murder.
@Thickolas4 жыл бұрын
He certainly laughs like a guy who just revolutionized medieval warfare
@wanderer19554 жыл бұрын
Would make a great Bond villain or bond villains bodyguard. And you could feature his home made wepeons in the movie.
@plesher35154 жыл бұрын
@@wanderer1955 He would be the counterpart of Bonds weapon Designer Q
@wanderer19554 жыл бұрын
@@plesher3515 👍
@askaliu29434 жыл бұрын
no entirely tbh, there were multi-shot arrow dispenser (bow or crossbow design) back in the old time
@terrycooper41494 жыл бұрын
Love his laugh
@drakonna62814 жыл бұрын
2020: fully automatic belt fed mongolian bow
@sirsplintfastthepungent13734 жыл бұрын
So the servo-powered auto gatling slingshot but with crossbow bolt magazines?
@baconthulu4 жыл бұрын
Auto Plasma Bows up next
@joshuasim80194 жыл бұрын
2021: backpack or drum-mag fed, auto feed Mongolian bow
@marksalot6554 жыл бұрын
V8 gatling Mongolian crossbow. 100 APS (Arrows Per Second) 🤔😎👍
@TheEVEInspiration4 жыл бұрын
Self firing rotatory chain bow :) Followed up by a drone that can carry three of them!
@camper17494 жыл бұрын
Nothing can stop a middle aged german man and his tool shed.
@zero-nh3rj4 жыл бұрын
Middle aged Germans working in toolsheds are the catalyst of history
@JohnBrown-tm2fn4 жыл бұрын
A bit angry for change.
@sparkexplosion38574 жыл бұрын
Nothing stops any man that loves inventing and making things work better in there sheds barns.👍
@sextempiric71374 жыл бұрын
@@zero-nh3rj - True, Horrible history.
@robertbaker18934 жыл бұрын
Joerg's bow is ingenious, but it wouldn't work without a middle aged Englishman and his tool shed ... Robert Treadwell, who made the first coiled metal spring in 1763.
@robertmacdonald65273 жыл бұрын
German government: "You may not own a firearm" JoergSprave: "Hold my beer"
@goodcolimgpu103 жыл бұрын
so hunting guns are not guns? brrruh murica so great i can own a pcc but i cant aford it cuss my crasy high cancer bill
@xinfinity47563 жыл бұрын
@@goodcolimgpu10 huh
@0815firstuser08153 жыл бұрын
Looks like this device counts as "Schusswaffe" (firearm) because the energy of power to fire the missiles can be stored in the device self. So he needs a "Waffenschein" (gun license) for it - something you need for Pistols too. Kartoffelkanonen (Potatoguns) count as war weapons and are highly illegal in germany.
@johannes31533 жыл бұрын
@@0815firstuser0815 Quasi alles, was du gesagt hast, ist falsch. Eine Schusswaffe ist nicht gleich eine Feuerwaffe. Im Gesetz ist von Feuerwaffe die Rede. Ein Bogen ist keine Feuerwaffe. Auch benötigt man keinen Waffenschein in Deutschland, um eine Feuerwaffe legal zu besitzen. Tatsächlich ist es quasi unmöglich für normale Personen einen Waffenschein zu bekommen. Das, was man in Deutschland benötigt, ist eine Waffenbesitzkarte. Auch Polizisten haben lediglich eine Waffenbesitzkarte. Eine Waffenbesitzkarte erlaubt das Führen einer Waffe immer nur für eine speziell vorgesehenen Zweck (Jagd, Berufsausübung als Polizist).
@michac.82833 жыл бұрын
@@goodcolimgpu10 you probably need a hunting license or something like that, and even then they won't let you buy any gun, just hunting rifles
@redcastlefan4 жыл бұрын
*Medival Kings* *:* *Get many people to fight their wars* *Joerg* *:* *Makes entire army that's operated by a single wooden lever*
@gokikuburi86534 жыл бұрын
That's genius! You see, how about make a killing hole too.
@doop4wow5404 жыл бұрын
So the HRE has there man
@harrye16263 жыл бұрын
Yeah, our German talent for engineering efficient weaponry has not died out... who knows when we need it next....
@oliverb27943 жыл бұрын
@@harrye1626 not only weaponry, but bridges to.... there was a guy that won a war just by building a bridge
no no no the enemy army wouldn't be yelling freedom. They would be yelling SSSAAAAAVVVEEE USSS
@ausnahmenwerfer55704 жыл бұрын
Shads Army: MACHICOLATIOOOOOOOOOONS!
@SnowSpawn4 жыл бұрын
he is becoming too powerful
@jacobchrist74004 жыл бұрын
What if there are things in space that we need powerful sane men for. “Too powerful” is a shitty statement imho.
@leoborros4 жыл бұрын
Next step, his laugh will start reverberating anywhere
@axelhopfinger5334 жыл бұрын
But also increasingly unwieldy.
@elperronimo4 жыл бұрын
KZbin advertisers: He's too dangerous to be left alive!
@cjc12164 жыл бұрын
@@jacobchrist7400 what on earth are you talking about , you should double your dosage you crazy person.
@jamesyanchek7793 жыл бұрын
This is one of the people you want to know when the zombie apocalypse comes.
@jamesyanchek7793 жыл бұрын
@Renegade Biscuit This is what decades of movies have taught us.
@timh97493 жыл бұрын
with him on your side, the apocalypse will never get within sight **maniacal laughter**
@GomerfromIsaan3 жыл бұрын
Assuming he is not one of the zombies at the time.
@AceDan-gc9po3 жыл бұрын
@@GomerfromIsaan what zombie would kill this guy his arrows alone will blot out the sun
@GistOfItMedia3 жыл бұрын
all the real mf's out here thought the same thing
@omgareth60134 жыл бұрын
He's like those game's hidden character that you could only unlocked by finish some quest on super hard difficulty level.
@GeneralGravys4 жыл бұрын
Special ability: Can make weapons from anything, and is delighted to show you all the features!
@GastNdorf4 жыл бұрын
If I'd do a game it would be an obvious cameo choice. "Joerg the craftsman:
@BestKCL4 жыл бұрын
GastNdorf He had better be in Elder Scrolls 6. He would be a great addition!!
@vitorborges8074 жыл бұрын
More like that NPC hidden away from the main campaign that gives you some sick ass items after you quest for his materials.
@leezhangyen10964 жыл бұрын
I think he looks like that SSR Character whose you can have from special event Gacha
@richardtroell64074 жыл бұрын
Joerg is the big kid everyone would like to hang out with.
@bmw328igearhead4 жыл бұрын
I would love to smoke a doob with Joerg, be the best 3 hours of anyone's life!
@richardtroell64074 жыл бұрын
scott bleackley My guess is Joerg stays high on life, no chemical alterations needed.
@leonelaguirre77284 жыл бұрын
Yeah until he shoots you when an arrow 😂
@abdulkadir29594 жыл бұрын
@@richardtroell6407 ROFL
@maxiepattie854 жыл бұрын
About to be rich kid
@DiamondMinerMLPBrony4 жыл бұрын
I swear one day he's gonna accidentally just recreate the gun
@codenamedangerozone40504 жыл бұрын
A fully silenced gun i think
@rainersany92434 жыл бұрын
Slingshot gun
@louis31414 жыл бұрын
A gatling gun that shoots arrows lol
@alwayslovinglife71374 жыл бұрын
Lmao indeed
@Keranu4 жыл бұрын
It'll begin when he decides to start tinkering with explosive compounds and arrows.
@thecrakp0t3 жыл бұрын
This guy should do voice acting, he's got the bass for all sorts of evil roles.
@nvpg6663 жыл бұрын
He got the laugh for them too
@lennartstockl58263 жыл бұрын
He even has the german accent going for him.
@FUNWITHTHEFIRE14 жыл бұрын
Germany: creates strict anti-gun laws. German man: invents detachable double barrel bows and multi-arrow magazines. Truly German engineering is a marvel.
@Briselance4 жыл бұрын
What will it take to have Germans repel that asinine law? What will it take to have other european countries doing the same?
@Kingdomkey1236784 жыл бұрын
Briseur De Lance For the public to not be afraid of mass shooters
@wedohedoshedooowee8284 жыл бұрын
@@Kingdomkey123678 Then that's on them the people. They're good to complain online about it and make a huge media circus about it but as soon as anyone mentions to them that the solution requires them to go out there themselves and actually interact with one another and try to settle the issues they shy away and go back to their default answer of "guns bad, people can't be bad without them". People should start taking more responsibility for their families and loved ones and pay attention to them. If people were more willing to be a friend to those in need and took a more involved approach in others lives and in their communities then something good would actually happen. But it's so much easier to just ban something that doesn't require you to care about anyone else or talk to them. It's easier to put blame on an object than on the people themselves, it's easier to just ban guns than to try to get to know people and what they want.
@sssssnake2224 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Kingdomkey1236784 жыл бұрын
bert smith It’s the fear of mass shooters that cause the people to vote for anti-gun politicians who then enact these laws
@js_models4 жыл бұрын
The best part about being an adult is having the resources to achieve your childhood dreams.
@crashtestdummy874 жыл бұрын
but sadly, you lack the time, unless ur a senior offcourse, but then u lack energy
@benimatyus4 жыл бұрын
@RTSC Shit, ain't that the truth
@joncotn4 жыл бұрын
RTSC - well said😊
@ineedcomforthelpme31604 жыл бұрын
Crys in poverty
@theofulk56364 жыл бұрын
and the LIBERTY to explore and invent
@owarida62414 жыл бұрын
Imagine a criminal decided to rob his house Joerg: *LET ME SHOW YOU IT'S FEATURES*
@mrcrunchy25524 жыл бұрын
Next day: "Dead man found in a house with two arrows in the head. The last thing he heard was: Let me show it's features"
@JohnBrown-tm2fn4 жыл бұрын
My fave.too.
@evolicious4 жыл бұрын
robber: ......... Joerg: **maniacal laughter**
@genowynn92734 жыл бұрын
Dont even think about it!!! Ha Ha!!!
@sssssnake2224 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@infinitx13303 жыл бұрын
There's comes the bald man with the double arrow contraption, he has a child's heart and a villain's laugh
@JohnDoe-dj3lw3 жыл бұрын
and speaks english very well
@widgren874 жыл бұрын
So how long until Joerg's inventions starts showing up in movies and TV? Still, engineering for the win :-)
@cendresaphoenix19744 жыл бұрын
They already have shown up on the news funnily enough
@widgren874 жыл бұрын
@@cendresaphoenix1974 I can't say I am surprised :-)
@widgren874 жыл бұрын
@Daniel Appleton Honestly I would be more worried about him making a pocket sized self-loading Trebuche, though I would not be surprised if he was half-way there already...
@IAmTheEagleHTM4 жыл бұрын
I'm a writer and his inventions appear in my stories, of course I give him the credit
@widgren874 жыл бұрын
@Daniel Appleton :-)
@forrighteousness4 жыл бұрын
He laughs like he's about to go after someone that he knows will not stand a chance.
@bmw328igearhead4 жыл бұрын
No one stands a chance....No one.
@Aivottaja4 жыл бұрын
He's not wrong. This guy is a real life Man-At-Arms.
@alexrekzu40794 жыл бұрын
_devious laughter_
@bmw328igearhead4 жыл бұрын
@Digamas Two thumbs.
@boogathon3 жыл бұрын
_AH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!_
@samhouston20004 жыл бұрын
If you were born 500 years ago, the world would have been yours.
@Thinker2-truth3 жыл бұрын
My favorite German personality with the best laugh on KZbin.
@olivierlevasseur59093 жыл бұрын
HaaaaHaaaHaaha
@apexmoto96104 жыл бұрын
Joerg is legitimately one of the best things about KZbin.
@KammaQwazi4 жыл бұрын
I just stumbled across this channel today. What an absolute masterpiece!
@mcshawnboy4 жыл бұрын
@@KammaQwazi The same thing happened to me in the early morning hours of 2020.
@jeffcuyvers11934 жыл бұрын
I think he is a person and not a thing
@jonathanlinharesdecarvalho4874 жыл бұрын
@@jeffcuyvers1193 mimimi
@garvitchaudhary14 жыл бұрын
German Government : puts complex laws against weapons. Jorge Sprave : Hold my bier
@baltazarvok25644 жыл бұрын
Hold my features
@I_can_hear_you_not4 жыл бұрын
*Hold my Bier
@garvitchaudhary14 жыл бұрын
@@baltazarvok2564 was that a carpentry joke that I am too mechanical engineer to understand😂😂
@garvitchaudhary14 жыл бұрын
@@I_can_hear_you_not was that a German joke I am too Indian to understand😂😂
@I_can_hear_you_not4 жыл бұрын
Garvit Chaudhary we germans don’t just drink Lager, but the german word for Beer is Bier 🍺
@liriocoentro4 жыл бұрын
Just imagine a half-life movie with jeorg as the priest of ravenholm.
@liriocoentro4 жыл бұрын
@Prussian Blue think about it. Instead of throwing a gun for you, he throws you the the rebar shooting crossbow. Even the laugh is kinda similar.
@liriocoentro4 жыл бұрын
@Prussian Blue seems like a photo montage is needed here
@FEXAZb4 жыл бұрын
Paulo Magno yooooooooo 😱
@thenthson4 жыл бұрын
We need him to do it.
@scottmantooth87854 жыл бұрын
calling it now...there will be wildling tribes in the isolated regions of Fallout that will have these by Fallout 7...
@fenderstratguy3 жыл бұрын
This guy should have an acting role as a heavy in a Hollywood Movie. He has the best sinister laugh ever
@knowing13994 жыл бұрын
I never ever thought in my life I would see a double barreled bow and arrow. What a time to be alive.
@rrho67013 жыл бұрын
You'll be lucky to have that, once the 'crats ban firearms.
@rrtsduf3 жыл бұрын
Wait till Biden takes over and leaves that loose kam girl for 12 years
@TheClampetts3 жыл бұрын
and semi-auto at that! ;-)
@3vimages4713 жыл бұрын
Double barrelled REPEATER bow and arrow no less.
@rayjennings36373 жыл бұрын
Or maybe not so, if you're looking at it from the business end at the wrong moment!
@KiltedJock14 жыл бұрын
this guy would have been terrifying in medieval times
@livingintongues4 жыл бұрын
KiltedJock1 in 2020 too
@itsmejak78884 жыл бұрын
Let me show you it's features
@phoenixrising26094 жыл бұрын
Yep he would have been coz the moment i hear the "hahahaha" before any skirmish began I would have been like "well boys put down your bows and swords too, open the gates, raise your arms high and well pray that we don't meet our maker today" :)...
@NonyaBznz4 жыл бұрын
@@itsmejak7888 its* (it's = it is)
@ypsilonick87384 жыл бұрын
Nah, I don't think so. While this design looks pretty cool, it's not really useful. There's no way to accurately aim on a distance, making the weapon almost useless above distances of like 10 metres. In close quarters, it could function really well, but that's not at all where an archer is supposed to be. A Polearm would still be more efficient in holding people back.
@TardBass4 жыл бұрын
Zombie apocalypse - Joerg: hahahah finally
@DianaProudmoore4 жыл бұрын
Joerg: "Finally, my bows can show it's features."~
@caswallonandflur6924 жыл бұрын
What would a Mongolian have to pay for one of THOSE ?? !!! 😉😃😎
@Coolguy987654 жыл бұрын
I need the Instant Legolas in a zombie game now.
@NightcorEDM4 жыл бұрын
A zombie apocalypse isn't happening all the infected people are dead not walking dead
@philw56993 жыл бұрын
I am father Grigori. You have already met my congregation! hahahahaha (from Half Life 2)
@lolmouf3 жыл бұрын
As somebody who does archery very often, this is so freaking amazing man!!
@aeredhaelredfalen61944 жыл бұрын
Friend: "If you could time travel back to Roman times and could only bring one person with you, who would you bring?" Me: "Joerg Sprave." Friend: "Who is Joerg Sprave?" Me: "Here's his KZbin channel. Let me show you its features! "
@vk2ktm4 жыл бұрын
your are joerking of course. arn't you?
@a.barrera54394 жыл бұрын
HAHAHA
@wanderer19554 жыл бұрын
Ever seen the Kingsman movie? I bet inside his house is a big room with all the weapons he's made in big frames and cabinet's on the wall. Kingsman style.
@gunner6784 жыл бұрын
No plywood in the 1st century lol!
@MrSphayes4 жыл бұрын
@@gunner678 or wifi ..... doh
@holyloli694204 жыл бұрын
When you unlocked the _double wield weapon_ skill
@christophhaas56964 жыл бұрын
In Germany we call this "akimbo"
@MeowMeowRanger4 жыл бұрын
Dark soul fan checked ✔
@alexandermartinez13184 жыл бұрын
Except this isnt dual wielding. This is much more like a double-barreled shotgun with a magazine
@clickbaitcancer1204 жыл бұрын
You can already dual-wield a bow by drawing it with your teeth, just don't tell your dentist.
@Dan-pi6dx4 жыл бұрын
but youre a range class
@txhansolo223 жыл бұрын
so basically this guy invented a semi automatic double barrel bow. kool!
@g80gzt3 жыл бұрын
double bowrel
@JohnSmith-kt2xb3 жыл бұрын
no it was a medieval design
@inFAMOUS_-vt7lu3 жыл бұрын
*Pump action
@firstlast12783 жыл бұрын
pump action double barrel
@uehejehdjdjej3 жыл бұрын
Semi automatic? Lol.
@r1madbrit3 жыл бұрын
I so enjoy your happy laughter and incredible inventiveness. A joy to watch. Ciao from the Englishman in Italy.
@gab_ale4 жыл бұрын
Me: Not really interested in archery. Also Me: Can't stop watching Joerg's videos.
@jhl36534 жыл бұрын
What's the German word for genius? Oh yeah, it's "Joerg" 👍
@MaxVlog4494 жыл бұрын
Genie btw
@liquidlevis40244 жыл бұрын
jhl365 Am German, can confirm
@ChaosBW4 жыл бұрын
"Aryan"
@aniksamiurrahman63654 жыл бұрын
I think there's no such word in German. This country gave birth to so many genius people that being genius is probably not an exception there. Just think of Einstein. Almost the whole of modern Physics came out of Germany, isn't that mind blowing?
@MrJm3234 жыл бұрын
@@MaxVlog449 "Genie" So, that's why a whole generation of German t.v. viewers thought Barbara Eden was a genius! ("Ich traume von Genie")
@johnvilyer43404 жыл бұрын
You can tell he's also enjoying himself so much.
@LifeLore20243 жыл бұрын
The way he laughs... he knows what he has created is flawless
@tabi94693 жыл бұрын
Sorry if i didnt get it but i think its spelled flawless
@tibimarin4 жыл бұрын
Neighboring Lord: *chalanges me for my land* Me" *shows up with a 3 barreled pump action bow*
@samuelparker98824 жыл бұрын
Pencil 1991 This guy is MANIACALLY GENIUS!!!!! And his laugh, is absolutely HOLLYWOOD material! If he thinks it... he can make it, pretty much I'm betting.
@mr.wizard29744 жыл бұрын
Ha ha ha ha
@akashmukherjee24054 жыл бұрын
This guy is a real genius. Who could have ever thought of double instant Chenghis Khan???!!! And magazine loaded... Sir. You're really good 🤘🏼
@quickattackfilms79234 жыл бұрын
Jeorg: “How about two bows fired by one archer?” Me: “Three. Take it or leave it.”
@asura84954 жыл бұрын
next video: 10 bow half automatic construction
@fortunemaster6684 жыл бұрын
@@asura8495 chainbow
@Jin-Ro3 жыл бұрын
That laugh. I can imagine this guys chasing you around a forest with his double barrelled bow
@ezwua4 жыл бұрын
*Robber breaks into Joerg house* *Joerg grab weapon* Robber: "wtf does that do?" Joerg: "let me show you its features, H a h a h a h a"
@veintrei26124 жыл бұрын
This comment is not that funny ngl
@86thsamurai3 жыл бұрын
@@veintrei2612 I laughed 😂
@ryanriggs99633 жыл бұрын
Lol
@EternallyRavenous3 жыл бұрын
I laughed too.
@Jeffrie_Baer3 жыл бұрын
XD
@ptitop31224 жыл бұрын
This man is on a whole different dimesion, his laugh his ideas his laugh and his laugh!
@LockSteady4 жыл бұрын
This is why Germans rule the engineering world
@denvervandrey28834 жыл бұрын
Da Vinci: designs many great inventions, only on paper. Joerg: makes many amazing inventions, no paper.
@thethinkingmonkey30264 жыл бұрын
He's using THICC paper
@ABurntMuffin4 жыл бұрын
Paper isn't strong enough for a double Mongolian Legolas shooter, obviously.
@ArabicYeti3 жыл бұрын
Imagine if this man existed back in year 1200. Warfare would look different if this weapon existed back then. Bloody brilliant!
@sssssnake2224 жыл бұрын
Government: no guns! Nature: Joerg Sprave
@wildsau19654 жыл бұрын
germany does allow weapons ( guns ). to be exact connecticut ( the constitutional /unconstitutional state ) has more restrictions then germany
@rainersany92434 жыл бұрын
Gun vs archee is Just about strategi who will winz🤣🙏
@blackgriffinxx4 жыл бұрын
@@rainersany9243 but armor is the game changer .
@davidpoche55444 жыл бұрын
Kingy B I’d much rather have this sorta thing than some plain old boring gun.
@Jake04834 жыл бұрын
He's like 'Hold my beer!'
@FakeSugarVillain4 жыл бұрын
Joerg in a couple of years gonna be like "I made a repeating nuclear warhead, only using plywood, a squirrel and some uranium I found in my backyard"
@ashtonmitch99694 жыл бұрын
😆
@polygorg4 жыл бұрын
In some parts of Germany there are actually quite good odds to find uranium in your garden
@wordreet4 жыл бұрын
@@polygorg No, I think he said "Squirrel urine", wait, oh, no, you're right, it's uranium. Ok.
@Duke00x4 жыл бұрын
"I'm macgyver dummkopf".
@polygorg4 жыл бұрын
@@wordreet works fine
@karlschmied62184 жыл бұрын
I can hear Leonardo da Vinci applaud from his grave.
@aps84463 жыл бұрын
🤥
@benscoles50853 жыл бұрын
YES, fun to see your comment, I was thinking Mr. Leonardo after a few mins watching this vid, I LIKE this man a lot!!!
@EvilSean623 жыл бұрын
i t has a doppler effect from the rotation ... do it more and record as for intensity ... record in sequence by note frquency ... viola ... we hav a new instrument
@jaywulf3 жыл бұрын
We need to form a party to defeat him. We will need a Healer, A Wizard, A Rogue and a Tank.
@majesticthecat19933 жыл бұрын
I know this is old but you can just see his happiness when he laughs
@DontKeeptheFaith4 жыл бұрын
Joerg, is the reason the apocalypse doesn't come. It's afraid.
@Bustermaniax4 жыл бұрын
The apocalypse doesn't have the balls to start while this man is alive.
@linnear85714 жыл бұрын
@@Bustermaniax what the apocalypse doesn't know is that this man can't die
@weed37284 жыл бұрын
The Token Survivor it’s funny because I can definitely picture him being a survivor in the apocalypse
@geekygengar54674 жыл бұрын
The 47 people who disliked the video are the only living survivors of the Mongolian horde.
@lilwyvern44 жыл бұрын
Considering that was many hundreds of years ago, I'd say that's an impressive accomplishment.
@BigDaddy-je2nq4 жыл бұрын
My great great great grandpa still has flashbacks from mong
Everybody: Happy from getting what they didn’t know they wanted.
@protosspc4 жыл бұрын
The madman!
@adam86884 жыл бұрын
Sorry you firearms laws are so oppressive.
@Momo_Kawashima4 жыл бұрын
@@adam8688 I know one day he'll make a minigun out of these, it will have six of some six barrel pump action mongolian bow, and it will be powered by an electric drill, fully Joerg style
@themightyryden44583 жыл бұрын
Dude, your work has been a big inspiration to my work as a writer, really makes you think about what bows might look like if militaries used them today
@alexryback82534 жыл бұрын
Imagine someone breaks into his house and in the deepest dark, a voice calls out LET ME SHOW YOU. MY. FEATURES. *automatic bow fires with the strength of Zeus himself and the speed of mercury*
@ofirbenezra87354 жыл бұрын
actually made me laugh out loud
@Slammo4 жыл бұрын
You win the internet with that comment.
@ov37394 жыл бұрын
Dont forget his best part : _Hahahaha_
@BeyondWrittenWords4 жыл бұрын
If this man would have lived in middle ages, germany would own the world
@cody29304 жыл бұрын
@0 9 but his inventions remain
@barkebaat4 жыл бұрын
@0 9 : "... knife to the head ..." something tells me your ideas about using a knife on someone are fairly basic. Fool.
@redman70744 жыл бұрын
almost did.......
@KaNoMikoProductions4 жыл бұрын
@0 9 Why would he suddenly get a knife to the head...?
@dudeistpreist57214 жыл бұрын
Only if they could have communication and transportation for such a large area. If not things would go to shit.
@HeadCannonPrime4 жыл бұрын
For non Germans, Turn on the CC button when Joerg starts speaking in german. its comedy gold.
@hotdogmachinegun61454 жыл бұрын
enhance the steamer
@bryanstellfox85214 жыл бұрын
Insulting undefeated zone hahaha
@MonkeyJedi994 жыл бұрын
Lincoln little mans Duncan, losers.
@torturedtale494 жыл бұрын
yep.
@markfergerson21454 жыл бұрын
I did that and was wondering what the hell was wrong with the translation algorithm. Does Joerg speak a dialect or in slang that it doesn't know or something? It was funny as hell, maybe that was the intent?
@onerockclimber3 жыл бұрын
Love the bow, but what a contagious laugh! I really like how much fun you seem to be having with this project
@jdavidtruby4 жыл бұрын
Hey Joerg, as an american I can say that we are very interested in guns and gun laws so please keep (US) the cousins updated also.
@jcmiller234 жыл бұрын
right, I was also curious as to what laws they are making over there
@OHgabe924 жыл бұрын
I as well. Teach us, Joerg. Your fans are loyal!!
@tetov76474 жыл бұрын
Scarface: say hello to my little friend!!! Joerg: let me show you it's features.....hahahaha!!
@pablojlascano83224 жыл бұрын
Oh, I would definitively would like to see a parody of that scene with this guy playing Tony Montana... His German accent is vaguely reminiscent of the Terminator... "I'll be back"...
@asconajuenger4 жыл бұрын
Super das du die Petition jetzt auch Publik machst. Bist der Beste Jörg!!!!
@Brucenator1003 жыл бұрын
Love this guy... Can you imagine had Jorge lived in 1500 and had access to the tools... he could have ruled the world with his semi automatic cross bows... indeed impressive... keep up the cool work
@xzorby4 жыл бұрын
Jörg, August 2019: single repeating bow Jörg, December 2019: double repeating bow Jörg, April 2020: quad repeating bow Jörg, August 2020: gatling bow Jörg, December 2020: intercontinental cruise bow
@Slingshotchannel4 жыл бұрын
Don't forget the John Deere engine powered full auto giant crossbow shooting bolts made from streetlight posts :)
@Maxedaddy4 жыл бұрын
And then he can go dark! He can make arrows out of hardened dildos for an 80 pound compound bow! Imagine intruders showing up at the hospital shish kabobed by dildos?! Crime would be eradicated! Nobody wants to get impaled with an 12 inch dildo!
@kharak62044 жыл бұрын
@@Maxedaddy are you sure about that
@GeneralGravys4 жыл бұрын
@@Maxedaddy I think you might. That was a little weird. ☠☠☠☠
@KOZMOuvBORG4 жыл бұрын
@@Maxedaddy Wouldn't that be more like Rubber Bullets for a warning? Don't #@*% with me!
@shadybr1t1774 жыл бұрын
Next up on the slingshot channel: sawed off long bow
@RobleViejo4 жыл бұрын
0:48 "So this is the double instant Genghis Khan" *starts laughing like he is about to conquer Asia by himself*
@jonathanlinharesdecarvalho4874 жыл бұрын
... Let me show you its features and badoom, the another one bodunf.
@Zuuppa4 жыл бұрын
@@jonathanlinharesdecarvalho487 Oh look! Its mao himself! Badung
@Graeme7583 жыл бұрын
As an archer I've always said that the recurve will be better than a compound because you can get off 3 shots on the recurve to every one on the compound, almost as accurately. But now I want this man and his bows with me come the Zombie Apocalypse.
@wynandkoegelenberg56594 жыл бұрын
JoergSprave: the only living person in history who could have defeated Greece, Rome and Genghis Khan; if he had been alive then.
@jameschristian16644 жыл бұрын
He needed some modern machines bruh so he probably couldnt
@oberonmeister4 жыл бұрын
@@jameschristian1664 well, while it is probably not impossible to make something like that without modern synthetic materials and metals, fittings, high precision machinery and electricity to make it work, it would've take A LOT of time with primitive tools and only natural materials and with no PC and CAD software to model it. Also, it is pretty pointless anyway since you couldn't mount a laser on it back then due to lacking optical technology in Roman Empire...
@jameschristian16644 жыл бұрын
@@oberonmeister yea
@xandercorp61754 жыл бұрын
Twenty bronze age shepherd boys would have him dead in under a week.
@mangkanorrawwr83344 жыл бұрын
haha
@dawidwojacki50494 жыл бұрын
Imagine being a medival general, when you siege an enemy castle and see this guy taking down 10 of your men in less than minute.
@user-od7hh8qg9d4 жыл бұрын
And LAUGHING
@jesseroberts73664 жыл бұрын
I want one how much please reply
@kevincastillomorales48584 жыл бұрын
And then says “LET ME SHOW YOU ITS FEATURES”
@evgenkonyshock49134 жыл бұрын
@@user-od7hh8qg9d , бейби донт херт ми
@puppetmasternostringsonme82934 жыл бұрын
@@evgenkonyshock4913 baby don't hurt me ?
@Metroyeti174 жыл бұрын
"Immense German man yells "Bidoof" while shooting two Mongolian war bows at once" would have also been an excellent title
@thequaid2k3 жыл бұрын
So elegant of a design. It is stuff like this where pure ingenuity and loving what you do come together in harmony.
@trusstingod4 жыл бұрын
Imagine if Joerg timetraveled to the middle ages...
@RichieDubbz4 жыл бұрын
Single-handedly alters the course of history by providing double chambered semi-automatic bows to the wrong army on the right day.
@Nphen4 жыл бұрын
No plywood or power tools in the Middle Ages 🤷♂️ Advanced tech was playthings of the rich. A serf's tools barely provided enough food to survive. Few could read and "innovation" was considered heresy by the Church.
@trusstingod4 жыл бұрын
The material is all there, except the elastic material, either metal for a spring or rubber bands.
@egonzalez42944 жыл бұрын
The entire world would be speaking German and under the orders of the first Reich of Kaiser Joerg :(
@MoreImbaThanYou4 жыл бұрын
@@egonzalez4294 Sounds fine by me.
@metlyze71244 жыл бұрын
*makes a double barrel bow* *GERMAN ENGINEERING INTENSIFIES*
@mrcrunchy25524 жыл бұрын
Yup stroheim would be proud
@dandyman78194 жыл бұрын
@@mrcrunchy2552 BRAAAAAKAMONOGAAAAAAA!!!
@kevinssandbox16844 жыл бұрын
When the zombie apocalypse happens i am going to find this guy and pledge my allegiance
@BekmopOBu44 жыл бұрын
do not have time! Aaaaaaa!!! :-[ :-*
@nickjohns11924 жыл бұрын
See you there👍 being beer and weed
@rgi84263 жыл бұрын
The child in him is coming out of his ears I love it.
@MalaRhynn4 жыл бұрын
This man singlehandedly makes my d&d games deadlier for players.
@shawnr7714 жыл бұрын
Yes but once you introduce the players will also be able to use them.
@VeraTR9094 жыл бұрын
You've encountered a wild Joerg, accept death or admire the features (followed by a quick death) :P
@legendaryoutcast44404 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@rough51233 жыл бұрын
I'm subscribing for the laughter alone, archery is just an extra :)
@tehsinullahjan3 жыл бұрын
Love your comments. I am subscribing for the same reason too.
@DirtySanch3z4 жыл бұрын
2020: triple barrel pump action mongolian bow
@Ruoky__4 жыл бұрын
of doom
@pascalpodszus80914 жыл бұрын
and destruction
@zhongliangcai6024 жыл бұрын
And despair
@Ruoky__4 жыл бұрын
Of Devotion
@YusufIslam13 жыл бұрын
His laugh is becoming too powerful.
@olivierlevasseur59093 жыл бұрын
HAAAAHAAAHAAHA
@darkblood6264 жыл бұрын
Look at that mad scientist glint in his eyes. The glint that says, 'I have created an abomination, and it is beutiful'
@phoobar96404 жыл бұрын
"Anything worth doing is worth over-doing." J.Sprave
@Zomby_Woof4 жыл бұрын
Moderation in all things - including Moderation.
@Dream-gc9jg4 жыл бұрын
His laugh will make everyone run before they see the bow
@jamesfaster89443 жыл бұрын
It's not the bow that will Get Archery Banned It's the insane laugh after every sentance !
4 жыл бұрын
Imagine the alternative history where Genghis Khan had Joerg on his side. We would all be speaking Mongolian right now.
@lukedontknow92834 жыл бұрын
Krešimir or muskets would never of been invented
@1garryrippon4 жыл бұрын
AHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!
@tamirtulga62944 жыл бұрын
Sain bainu ta. Ta uuha boloiroo arhi muu shu
@shadowsketch9264 жыл бұрын
truly, the elastic rubber band revolution would be a magnificent one!
@ProxCQ4 жыл бұрын
Isn't this a copy paste from previous videos of his? Sure I saw it before.
@shaihulud45154 жыл бұрын
Galileo: I inveted so many devices but most exist only on papers I drew... Jörg: Hold my beer...
@David-Ray4 жыл бұрын
Jorg: hold my under/over, double stein, beer delivery device.
@TyLockton4 жыл бұрын
I think there's a bunch of us holding his beers right now, and we're all a bit slack-jawed at the moment.
@aturefrati74074 жыл бұрын
This man enjoys what he’s doing so much iťs inspiring
@jon85113 жыл бұрын
Hello how are you, i miss you
@eppleheid3 жыл бұрын
Everytime I hear his laugh, I can't help but imagine hearing it following him saying "I've killed all the humans!"
@vintagestrings64 жыл бұрын
I'll bet he hasn't watched television in decades! Time wisely spent.
@Pyromancers4 жыл бұрын
If you build anything any bigger with the Mongolian bows I suggest calling it the Humangus Kahn.
@godspeed75934 жыл бұрын
Aha nice
@planexshifter4 жыл бұрын
That was hilarious. Nice, kudos to you.
@gorkskoal93154 жыл бұрын
oooh oooh that'd be sooo cool :P
@ttorrr4 жыл бұрын
If he was a giant shroom...hed be a Fun gus kahn
@Rushexe4 жыл бұрын
Big Chungus Khan
@ItsThomasKam4 жыл бұрын
imagine if he made this 2000 years ago, hed be the most legendary, baddest, richest, kingpin in the entire world.
@nomoresleepx39304 жыл бұрын
Hahaha kingpin xd kind of looks like him ^^
@jtosety4 жыл бұрын
I think in the D&D campaigns I run, I will be making a god of inventions and war named Sprave
@stupidperson92504 жыл бұрын
@@jtosety good
@wattyler98063 жыл бұрын
You sir are inspiring. Absolutely brilliant.
@bluewater4544 жыл бұрын
When the zombie apocalypse comes, I am moving into Joergs place.
@kryczeck4 жыл бұрын
Govt.: More gun laws! Joerg: What!? Bwahahaha...Hold my beer! Love this guy! Keep doing what you’re doing Joerg!
@SoccerBoyAP3 жыл бұрын
Jorg: Gun laws, we're arches. We don't even know what that means!
@randytessman67504 жыл бұрын
Joerg the "mad scientist inventor" is successful again !!! Keep it up my friend, you amaze me all the time :)
@isaacmenderin39893 жыл бұрын
Love this❤️☮️👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 an your laugh is contagious like the count Sesame Street 🙌🏽👊🏽