Slow Vs Fast venomous snakes. They're weird.

[@amylizard]

Knocking your face in the window while trying to look cool is such a mood

[@noicekays4869]

bawling and ballin

[@ArkayaStudios]

​@@noicekays4869and brawling

[@G-manFan1]

i do it all the time

[@Sharkacy]

lmaooo

[@DopeKenFresh]

Took himself out lmao

[@billysmith5409]

The sand viper looks like it’s got a single brain cell that bounces around inside its skull like an old screensaver.

[@leo.mcshizzle.bad.boy.supreme]

When it hits a corner it has a thought

[@lightfangshadowwolf]

Love how specific this is

[@frostyvoid827]

@@leo.mcshizzle.bad.boy.supremebeat me to it

[@darklordofsword]

Sand vipers are on the "shared single braincell" rotation with the ginger cats.

[@AwTickStick]

And he experiences a single thought every time it perfectly hits the corner.

[@angelacunaacuna]

The boomslang faceplanting the glass kills me every time

[@Callmethelamp]

It makes me laugh every time too, thats why I keep using the clip 😂

[@cerberus8059]

​@Callmethelamp , I love the one video with the caption target sighted I always think of soldier 76 voice line " I got you in my sights!"

[@NTDVNT]

I need a compilation immediately 😂

[@pickjaw]

@@NTDVNTthey're mostly the same clip.

[@tiredman99]

Same here

[@CannonKushh]

Boomslang is such a psychopath, I swear he just is contemplating different ways on how to end your life lmao.

[@FraZzJ]

"Next feeding session I'm gonna feed on you."

[@dannibliss4329]

Cool

[@yeshuagunther4819]

I want him to stop judging me. I feel like I've disappointed a Chinese father I didn't know I had.

[@apriljune4852]

"there's not a lot going on in there"😭😭😭 the lights are on and no one's home

[@leneerodriguez7346]

the wheel is spinning but the hamster's dead-

[@Ch0c014t3]

The car is running but no one's in it

[@mortarion9813]

The account's online but nobody's playin' on it.

[@man8246]

I dont get it

[@darkmatter1152]

404 error

[@Katragine]

The boomslang slamming into the window in an attempt to off you 😂😂

[@Harry_Bahlzanya]

Never gets old not matter how many times I see it

[@Sterner_stuff]

Oooh yeah that’ll leave a divit in your fore head

[@Khamsin-]

Tbh the gaboon and rhino viper look very polite

[@michaelvoorhees5978]

They are sweet snakes

[@louthinator]

@@michaelvoorhees5978 just don't get near one unless you have copious amounts of antivenom on hand or a lot of training in how to handle venomous reptiles.

[@HM4Hill]

The Sand Viper's one braincell is fighting for 2nd place

[@crusadertots]

This is the best comment, you’re so right. the poor guy 😂

[@zallah9388]

He doesn't look like much of a thinker

[@HM4Hill]

@@zallah9388 no thought just dig

[@InternalRevenueService69]

Boomslang is the fastest because it has to speedrun a concussion via glass wall.

[@adamspeiser6449]

I feel like that is more of a result of it being the fastest not why it's the fastest. It does win the speed run though for sure

[@jamespickett5050]

Every damn video that boomslang smashes his face against the door lol.

[@gigugage]

Sand viper is the snake equivalent of an orange cat😂

[@ryanw690]

I like how boomslang's defualt setting is violence.

[@rooftopcat1785]

The boomslang has had enough.

[@lcoi-3200]

Gaboon vipers are one of the fastest strikers on the planet which I think is funny based on how slow they move

[@sergeantassassin3425]

Every. Single. Time. That boomslang has a vendetta, always lock the cage.

[@brockmason2887]

The boomslang is insane 😂😂 never gets old seeing him puff up and bounce off the enclosure 😂

[@juanitoqueintin5908]

The boomslang smashing into the window is amazing 😂😂

[@DenoA.]

Bro had something personal with the sand viper

[@Tredayy559]

Lmfaoo there’s nothing going on in there!!

[@5isalivegaming72]

Jesus that boomslang is a mean bastard 😮

[@StCreed]

I thought snakes weren't that aggressive by default. But I guess every species has its psychotic killers...

[@5isalivegaming72]

@StCreed 9.95 times outta ten snakes will "run" if given the chance, but certain species will have actual aggressive individuals, despite what most people in media claim. No idea about wild boomslangs, but I have been actively chased and attacked by a tiny garter snake. Garter snakes in general, in my area, are pretty fuckin mean. The black racers we have around here are also hot or cold. Either they are chill, or they're comin out swinging lol. All puns intended

[@Harry_Bahlzanya]

Ole boomslang slapping up against the glass and bouncing off still funny as hell 😹😹😹

[@zigginzag584]

Boomslang really wants a hug

[@definit1on119]

Boomslang is full send 24/7 💯

[@charleennoellejanssen8113]

Boomslang just casually getting a concussion 😂

[@RamminRanch]

Lmaoooo the boomslang wasn’t having it on that first recording 😂

[@Kingbimmy]

I looooove gaboon vipers. Idk what it is, they just look so damn cool, and the way the move is so funny. I’ve never heard of the rhino viper but it looks gorgeous 🥹

[@jessewoodall7253]

I didn't know the gaboon was bouyant. it's one of my favorite snakes. This makes it even better

[@eugenehatin.420]

That boomslang clip maybe the funniest snake clip I’ve ever seen 😂 makes me laugh every single time 😂😂

[@l-jerszy-l]

That gaboon just chillin🤣

[@breakevensiren1310]

The boomslang is ridiculous, it’s the smash into the glass and then the fly to the side that kills me😂😂😂😂

[@hannahwhite7227]

I’ll never get tired of the boomslang hitting the glass in an attempt to attack 😂😂

[@kdn4542]

The green snake made flinch so hard at the beginning 😂

[@MrKnew]

I can’t imagine living where Boomslangs R native. Those things are absolutely the most aggressive species of snake I have ever seen anyone talk about, the thing strikes at the slightest hint of a shadow. 😅

[@willsleavin477]

Idk what’s up with this video. Boomslangs are incredibly decile and rarely bite humans. Also they’re rear fanged so they have to really bite the venom in, so you need to get bitten real good to actually get a dose of venom

[@lunariousmoon]

You barely encounter them.

[@user-qg6fm2nb2y]

Goofy gaboons are so creepy with that crawl. And the fact that it can strike so fast. 😮

[@thehairycucumber7919]

I dont know why but the boomslang is just derpy af to me even though its terrifying

[@colby7625]

Favorites are Judgemental shoelace, Belligerent ziptie, and of course OG Lil Man.

[@cobyveron]

Goofy Gaboon😅

[@foxtrotknowsbest1804]

Gaboon: chilling* Boomslang: MURDER!! Sand viper:

[@charlesvon155]

I mean gaboon vipers may casually move around slowly but their strike is so fast you can’t see it with the human eye. One second it’s coiled up in a strike position, the next you’ve got 2 separate 2 inch holes & an emergency room trip.

[@Biketunerfy]

Gaboons are probably one of the most beautiful snakes in the world and hold the record for the longest fangs in the world.

[@coolbreeze369jc]

Imagine forgetting you have a snake out of its enclosure and you have to legit go through every room til you find it.

[@AbdanGokil]

That's really a nightmare 😢

[@nickh495]

Am I the only one that when I see the boomslang turn its head to look at you gets Jurassic Park vibes? I mean seriously it reminds me almost every time of scenes when the Rex would realize someone is there and just turns that massive head and you get that sense of murderous intent!

[@bradycarfagna1376]

I swear this boomslang probably gives itself brain damage 50 times a day Wow I did not expect this to blow up tysm for 41 likes

[@jellyowl2644]

Boomslangs are terrifying, they are fast AND make you bleed from every orifice

[@Ballpython_love]

I’m obseeed with the gaboon viper inchworm movement it’s so cuteee

[@rb2k196]

Sand vipers look like someone tried to construct a sock puppet snake from memory 😂

[@Insane_One]

The sand viper looks like it has two brain cells fighting like hell for third place

[@joyadubale2536]

"I mean look at that head💀. There's not a lot going on in there💀" -That hit hard

[@Msmithjonesraven]

Boomslang is 24/7 mood to throw hands.

[@Chu_Nyanning]

Sand viper: no thoughts. Just gimme food.

[@JustALazyBoo]

Why do I want a gaboon viper now that I see how they move

[@sirenamares1390]

Because WORM.

[@jroy6172]

That Boombslang jump scare directy at the glass is just *chef's kiss*

[@shakedmar9804]

I'm surprised that this particular Gaboon Viper is so slow, considering he has the markings of an Airbending Master.

[@Toast_likes_Bread]

Buoyant Boi is my new favorate phrase

[@supernewuser]

that first snake looks friendly lol

[@ktkt9982]

Hahahaha I love the chill Sand viper He/She looks like my kind of snake 😊

[@adamspeiser6449]

That Boomslang did show off its speed, and in the most hilarious way possible

[@pandy3466]

god i love the gaboon so much, it looks so cute when it moves, like it has little legs and its moving so slowly 🥺 such a pretty snek

[@kingcosworth2643]

Glad you aren't forgetting the Inland Taipan

[@teagenthetiefling5296]

I love gaboon vipers. They look cool, they have a signature walk, and somehow they seem chill.

[@scrappydoo7887]

That undulating movement of the gaboon viper was beautiful

[@MoT_Compliance_Officer]

I love it when the boomslang tries to strike at you and just bounces off the glass 😂

[@redenvy649]

Gaboon vipers are one of the most beautiful snakes I've ever seen.

[@shinigamiusagi4463]

I need you to finish that last parcel. It sounded really important.

[@EMC1721]

Gaboon vipers are my favorite. They are so chunky and their patterns are beautiful

[@NightL3gacy47]

The boomslang concussing himself against the glass every time has me rolling😂💀

[@valariemeltzer1059]

It's funny to watch a gaboon crawl because if you watch their lower patterns it'll look exactly like a caterpillar moving along.

[@brytonmassie]

Gaboon Vipers are my favorite, they're such a calm snake for something so deadly.

[@reprimand33]

Get a green mamba to compliment the boomslang

[@Simmi_B]

I screamed when the green snake hit the glass😭

[@imogenpowell2165]

That boomslang during the into actually scared me😂

[@admiralkizarusambassador3493]

The boomslang has no business being that overpowered

[@SirKolass]

Boomslang staring at him like *"I'll get you someday, I will."*

[@levinaroronora1360]

Sand vipers is like : what are u lookin at So adorable

[@ForIAmTheGodYato]

the boomslang in so ✨iconic✨💅👑

[@RXD_BB]

"Even out there with the black-" Wh- "Mamba" Ooh

[@xHellBoundZ0]

Im not a fan of snakes but i cant resist watching the boomslang faceplant the glass every change it gets 😂 its missin most of its brain cells at this point

[@rogerm4959]

The look on Boomerangs face...😢

[@-LeAh-7]

“They’re buoyant boys” got me 😂

[@baitforbaitards775]

Boomslangs are so cool, also worth noting they are very silly land eel looking babies.

[@addisontaveirne]

Bloomslag : hits face Godzilla : HAS A STROKE AND FLIPPING DIES

[@truckinconvoy7312]

I wonder if Mr Boomslang ever gets headaches from having their murder attempts foiled by the glass

[@Hismastiff]

I dont know why but most of these little guys are adorable

[@spartoninga]

Bro got so choked up on the last one he couldn’t even get his words out 😂

[@loafbreadizwholesomeuwu1555]

No thoughts. Head Empty. Always Hungry. -The Sand Viper probably

[@williamstoneman6977]

I love hog gaboon vipers move. They are adorable

[@frostsparks7472]

That first snakes muscle contractions remind me of a caterpillar

[@koifur7379]

The boomslang made me actually aggresivly flinch

[@DuskVA-jb2gl]

The boomslang has one brain cells and I love it

[@Mountain.man85]

The dang boomslang just seems pissed at all times lol.

[@SpaceJourney21]

This first one slithering gave me chills

[@Vidar93]

ive seen dozens of videos of the Gabon and I still cannot get over how it looks when it moves. Most snakes just seem to effortlessly glide across surfaces but the Gaboon looks like it has several dozen little legs and "walks" instead of slithers lol

[@BC-kx5zb]

Rectilinear locomotion is almost hypnotic.

[@drama-anticsFMV]

The green snake scared tf out of me, I lost my soul for a second 😭😭

[@arhafrench5319]

That boomslang slammed into the glass like he has done it so frequently his short term memory is scrabbled permanently.

[@Bella_Bzzz]

Bro really said “Hehe. GOTCHU *pReppYLy sMackS fAce iN glAss*

[@mehhtep7002]

"I have the freedom to continue moving forward." -Gaboon

[@sniclops15]

Sand Viper looks like it's got the sorting algorithm video playing on full blast

[@nightraven1319]

As the Boomslang jumped the glass my heart had a short pause 😅

[@SCP-682.hard.to.destroy.lizard]

That green speedy one gave themself a concussion

[@10milfud]

“The sand viper might be the slowest snake in the world” Sandviper- “👁️👅👁️”