Every Mario Kart 7 Course Ranked

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Schaff ranks the courses in everyone's 4th or 5th favorite Mario Kart game!
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[@StealthySceptile]

Why did Schaffrillas call Luigi’s Mansion Boston Building?

[@JFtheLOLZOR]

zoo wee mama

[@reedbarbarigos]

Zoo wee mama

[@ironthanos2190]

zoo wee mama

[@SteveDCM]

zoo we mama

[@TheSteamLord]

Zoo wee mama

[@jackofdiamonds7303]

After all the track rankings, Schaff should rank all the wheels in the Mario kart series.

[@Itsame14]

agreed

[@jonathanpayne4772]

And gliders, and karts. Then with Mario Party: characters, boards, minigames, items

[@ChloeChloesChlideos]

then he should rank every piece of grass in every mario kart game

[@HeftyDan]

Number 1: Standard tires from Super Circuit Number 2: Standard tires from Mario Kart 64 Number 3: Cushion Wheels

[@SuperMuriloStudios]

Or all the smash bros stages

[@lazinator8285]

Can’t believe DS Boston building was so popular they named a whole city after it truly one of the tracks of all time.

[@tommyberru]

DS Boston Building for wave 6

[@I_Eated_The_Soap]

I hope it gets a sequel: Boston Burg, where you drive through the entire city of Boston filled with mud and walking trees, instead of just the titular Boston Building

[@Ivytheherbert]

@@I_Eated_The_Soap That's a Tour city track I'd be happy to see in the BCP

[@Mr._Sherwood]

What do you mean DS, Boston Building was a true blue Tour original!

[@rouge4736]

YOU MEAN TOUR NOT DS

[@g3n3r1c6]

my main issue with Boston Building is that, much like Tony Soprano Island, it feels like it should be themed around another character but for some reason it's themed around something completely unrelated.

[@alessandroferrari5851]

Underrated.

[@hatti...]

same

[@ItsWednesdayMyDudes3]

zoo wee mama

[@Lucid_PZPL]

Feels like it should be themed around Luigi’s Mansion but it’s not

[@alexandreguerra4660]

Zoo we mama

[@GalacticGangsterML]

The Miis leaving Coconut Mall is almost like a metaphor for what it’s like going to a mall today

[@Stephanie-mv9iy]

What's odd is that SOME malls are filled to the brim with people to point where it can feel too crowded to walk... and others are empty and half of the stores are closed.

[@sergiomendoza251]

Like in South Park

[@lucasb9285]

They could make a haunted coconut mall

[@lucasb9285]

​@@Stephanie-mv9iyi mean depends on the mall, malls in carcentric suburbs are empty in wakeable cities they full.

[@sithdude2436]

It really says a lot about society

[@COCO-tm3gp]

The gag of Chris Pratt saying Koopas being held off until Koopa Cave’s ranking was genius

[@thegreatestegg6303]

Immediately followed by the continuation of our FAVORITE map, Boston Building

[@chileanmilk5486]

​@@thegreatestegg6303Zoo-wee Mama!

[@zigzoinks5493]

@@chileanmilk5486 You did it wrong

[@aquaabouttogetfunky]

@@thegreatestegg6303why is it called boston building?? 🤔

[@ludexia5338]

@@aquaabouttogetfunky Aw man, it's not fun at all when it's so obviously forced.

[@TheZestyCoder]

Honestly, I love Boston Building. This might be a stretch, but I honestly think it deserves it's own game series!

[@efanjahamez3470]

Zoo wee mama

[@planegovroom1637]

@@efanjahamez3470 he didn’t ask why it was named Boston building dude, not him💀

[@iLoveBread260]

​@@planegovroom1637fr

[@iLoveBread260]

​@@planegovroom1637I'm glad you doing shaffrilas's job of "zoo wee mama"

[@mapledemon5601]

@@planegovroom1637shhhh

[@jamjarworks]

Part of Bowser’s castle being flooded because he forgot to pay the plumbing bill makes a lot of sense when you consider that his mortal enemies are plumbers.

[@expendableindigo9639]

That Chris Pratt delayed Koopas joke had me rolling on the floor.

[@ChuckSploder]

The part where he never just finishes the joke got me, but when he just said KOOPAS I was laughing pretty good

[@shiruotakuno28]

Funniest part of the video imo

[@Nintenguin]

Got me laughing that’s for sure

[@atomiclasagna]

someone pass the time-stamp

[@choco5]

same lmao

[@JustJustin0225]

One attention to detail that I like about MK7 is that when you’re about to start a track with an underwater course, Lakitu’s cloud will have goggles It’s not a BIG attention to detail, but I thought it was a cute touch

[@supersmashseandx1991]

It makes the cloud look like an amogus

[@saoirsecdoherty]

@supersmashseandx1991 ​and you ruined it, thank you so much for that.

[@Zorro7269]

@@supersmashseandx1991 I hate you for pointing that out, please free from this torture of constant Among Us everywhere.

[@lizziewaymire2001]

Oh damn I never knew! Wow

[@supersmashseandx1991]

@@saoirsecdoherty I do what I can ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

[@DogsWithPurpose]

The real Schaffrillas fans can recognize the course he picks based on the sound used for the ranking

[@supermariof0521]

Hell yeah!

[@dysperdotted]

me immediately knowing what track will get the “disappointment in the game of life:”

[@clauxzaga]

i have watched this video so many times that i’ve memorized all the placements (please help me)

[@Alenaexists]

@@clauxzagaomg same. His videos are just sooo replay-able tho

[@clauxzaga]

@@Alenaexists fr

[@siennasobott9805]

I will say that i Love Schaf and his editors continuously find creative ways to re use the tamatoa scene for all kinds of emotions.

[@Hamantha]

I feel like that’s also a Testament to how emotive Tamatoa was made to be

[@yuvansgameworld661]

He has a big brain for that

[@DWN037]

The reason people go back to 7 sometimes is because the gliding and underwater driving actually felt different from regular ground movement (as opposed to 8's gliding being rail-roaded to a set direction / dropping you like a ton of bricks, and 8's underwater driving feeling nearly identical to normal driving if you're not playing on Dolphin Shoals). You can basically go anywhere you want with 7's gliders, and the underwater driving feels like you're driving with super low gravity.

[@dialga236]

I KNEW I WASNT CRAZY! I always felt like the gliding in 7 was way doper then it was in 8 but I couldnt put my finger on exactly why.

[@Thebestlocosoco]

Ye they absolutely butchered gliding in 8

[@Nikola_M]

Yeah. It's so busted you can easily reach the roofs of the left houses in Daisy Hills at higher speeds.

[@typhoonthunder]

3DS Rainbow Road is as close to perfection that a Mario Kart track has ever gotten. It's genuine magic from start to finish

[@songohan653]

hi

[@unclephillymya]

Peak Mario Kart

[@disneyvillainsfan1666]

This magnum opus of a race track really brought out The Rainbow Road in its name.

[@jaxonanderson7220]

I genuinely adore 7’s rainbow road I was really happy when it returned in the booster course pass.

[@chinkram]

except when everyone votes for it online and just become tiring ..

[@manatacoandmeeep8935]

Boston Building has it's own baseball team, and a doughnut named after at Dunkin with white cream inside based off the boos found in it , such a world changing Mario Kart course

[@pls-help-i-need-a-good-handle]

wow, what a neat Mariokart reference that's 100% tied to the game and NOT a weird dream Schaff had!

[@deleetiusproductions3497]

mama zee woo

[@FlatAssTruther]

Man, Boston Building is one of my favorite tracks and I never see anyone talking about it. Thanks for ranking it so high, Schaff!

[@derekmatzek9551]

Zoo Wee Mama

[@firetroop2775]

Zoo wee mama

[@Hamantha]

You’re supposed to say it when people ask about why it’s Boston Building 🤫🤫

[@chickengaming4344]

​@@Hamantha zoo wee mama

[@Hamantha]

@@chickengaming4344 eh I tried 🤷‍♀️

[@PARR-E]

Schaff praising MK7’s course selection makes me so happy. Such an under-appreciated Mario Kart game. EDIT: 39:36 - I still use my 3D slider too. The 3D effect is badass on New 3DS and so much better than the older models. Unless I'm playing CTGP-7, it's always on.

[@autismandgaming4532]

The Wario’s Galleon respect

[@End_Productions]

I played it first, so I love it to death

[@Waffletigercat]

I legit don’t understand the hate on Neo Bowser City. It’s the only futuristic, cyberpunk-style track the series has ever had. The music is a bop. The corners are really well laid out and fun to drift. It’s one of only two tracks to have ever been in heavy rain. I think it’s really cool.

[@mysticdigital5936]

The rain and neon aesthetic is so good, I dont get how he ranked it so low.

[@angrypepe7615]

I was about to throw hands when he ranked it that low, but honestly... I can kinda get it for 7. It looks so much more bland than I remember. 8 was so much more of an upgrade than I remembered it being. I still think it's way better than most of the things he ranked it below, but I can understand it. If he ranks it low when he does 8, I will be throwing hands though.

[@diabeticman2194]

It’s one of those tracks I grew to love thanks to the 8 version, love the driving in it

[@Noah-tn5bc]

The track design is the problem not the aesthetic

[@Myhomeisacave]

Agreed

[@Nerdtendo6366]

Fun fact: the Boo Paintings were meant to be in MK DS, but they changed it due to limitations

[@rouge4736]

THAT WAS A CHANGE FOR THE BETTER

[@Hamantha]

It made Boston Building so much more authentic to Boston without them ironically

[@rouge4736]

@@Hamantha YES

[@skibot9974]

Source?

[@Yoshihelicopter]

What no the track is clearly from tour,know your Nintendo knowledge

[@nanithompson63]

Can't believe Mario kart 7 predicted the death of malls

[@justrzz]

Ranking Super Mario Kart is going to be absolutely painful. I can't wait to see what he says about Vanilla Lake

[@autismandgaming4532]

As well as his revisit to Choco Island 2, as well as the ongoing donut plains debate

[@roryrainbow77]

Slander will be deserved

[@lukedrotos8718]

Wonder if it'll be another ranking where it's done in reverse like the Illumination one

[@aluigiFromKart]

@@lukedrotos8718 would be pretty interesting actually

[@shachardl5360]

Painful for Schaff, funny for us! We'll salut him for his sacrificed sanity!

[@MrGamer9941]

My heart absolutely BROKE when you said Neo Bowser’s city soundtrack was FORGETTABLE It’s such a bop

[@3spoons366]

Yeah I like the callbacks to toads turnpike

[@jesse4437]

"Castle"

[@ArachnoVolt]

For real. I was humming the music throughout the entire Neo Bowser City segment

[@ErinEpica]

​@@3spoons366And the Wii Circuit theme!

[@Shyontheinternet99]

Yeah, and also when he said that the atmosphere was tacky, like cmon, your telling me you dont think it’s cool we finally get a bowser course that isn’t yet another bowser’s castle, and it’s this cool kinda futuristic neocity theme with an electric atmosphere. Man 😔

[@Fishmen64]

the reason coconut mall is so barren in this game is because it's a dead mall, truly ahead of its time

[@BylethsBoba776]

Lmaooo

[@kierancaspian4942]

40:08 I love the way Schaf always puts the emphasis on series: "In the entire...seeeriies." Gets me every time

[@pls-help-i-need-a-good-handle]

hey, bro's always had stellar joke emphasis

[@Firesaur-ut9hy]

I mean, he ain’t wrong. That track is absolute fire

[@jasonjungreis203]

I actually think Neo Bowser City’s music is some of the best in the series. I love the way it mixes several classic Mario Kart tracks together with some new notes.

[@yuvansgameworld661]

Give me the green light and you guarantee I’m playing that music on full blast

[@jasonjungreis203]

🚦

[@cedricdauvergne5970]

Ranking neo bowser city this low was a personal attack, I wasn't ready.

[@ihateblueberries]

same. it’s one of my favorites i was kinda shocked

[@randomahhfella83]

same fr 😭😭😭

[@Num3whoknocks]

Nah that track sucks

[@rouge4736]

THAT TRACK IS MID

[@alacritical7873]

perhaps I'm just too enthralled by courses where you can pretty much drift through the entire track, but man, Neo Bowser City is absolute bliss to race on. nothing is more gratifying than perfecting all of the tight, challenging turns there

[@discolovebiscuit6017]

18:31 For anyone wondering why there is a random dinosaur here, that dinosaur's name is "Irritator", which it earned when paleontologists had to deal with a fake molded snout latched onto it's skull, a process done by the discoverer to make more money off of it.

[@aidenemerson670]

I wasn't wondering that, I was wondering why this man said this version of DDJ just does it for him even though he said he was underwhelmed with this version in the double dash ranking

[@serx4994]

9:28 bro of course Bowser doesn't want a plumber in his castle

[@Hello-Students]

I was to actively excited for this ranking above any others to see where Neo Bowser City went... I am... incredibly distraught

[@autismandgaming4532]

As a Warios’s shipyard/galleon fan, I am much better off

[@squiddog8933]

I made a Nitro course ranking before this video and my order was very similar to his except I had Neo Bowser City at Number 2 lol

[@shadowmamba95]

For me, I am completely fine. Not a fan of the track anyway. It is just mid, fine, whatever to me.

[@lor8262]

Neo Bowser City is one of the best in the series and those who fail to recognize it's greatness will not see gods forgiveness for their sins

[@SKRalph515]

agree

[@ash-vy3vh]

agreed, for me it is literally the perfect track: awesome music, super fun, great aesthetic, not too short but not too long, it marks every box imo

[@spacesoccercowboy6091]

I think about it like an anti Bowser's Castle Instead of sharp 90 degree turns, massive amounts of lava, and tons of thwomps and obstacles,Neo Bowser City has curves, rain, and no major obstacles on the course besides puddles

[@mimikyutubesaltaccount4875]

Hard agree

[@ZoobiethePopplio]

I think it would be a great platforming level.

[@e.tthehuman7222]

As a person living in the UK, melody motorway sounds so much better than music park. Also it still makes sense because you make the trick jumps by keeping in time with the MELODY. I also grew up with this game, this being the one that made me fall in love Mario Kart in the first place, so I was hyped when I saw this recommended to me. Loved the video and seeing Mario Kart 7 get the attention it deserves

[@autismandgaming4532]

Also Cheep Cheep Cape, Also Wuhu Island Loop, also Wuhu Mountain Loop, Also Koopa City, Also Alpine Pass, Also Honeybee House, Also Wario's Galleon, Also n64 Koopa Troopa Beach, Also Pirahna Plant Pipeway; man why does europe have to be so specific?

[@imanoffice641]

“Music park” How is it a park? It’s not really a park, it’s more of a motorway

[@AcidicFuzzAnimations]

OMG THANK YOU FOR NOT FORGETTING ABOUT BOSTON BUILDING! Everyone tends to do that and it really sucks because I just adore that course. I remember I would play it all the time on my 2DS at home, but when I tried to talk to my friends about it, nobody knew what I was talking about. Thank you for giving this underrated gem the attention it deserves.

[@autismandgaming4532]

I'm here before the storm of Zoo Wee Mama approaches, and I gotta say that I enjoy this wondeerfully spooky track too and that it's really funny how hard it is to trick off the staircase leading into the Establishment

[@BluMndy]

Zoo wee mama

[@Charliagainsttheworld]

@@autismandgaming4532 People don't know how to use the zoo wee mama. They're supposed to use it when someone asks why Schaff called it that, not any fucking time someone says Boston Building

[@cclips5295]

No more schaff. You know you can’t escape super Mario kart forever

[@mapledemon5601]

I’m really glad, I really wanted to know where he would place donut plains 2 and if it would be above donut plains 1

[@JacobGforce]

SMK was so unapologetically mean that sometimes I’m amazed I beat the hardest modes at all.

[@Hamantha]

Man it’s sure sad that he quit his channel and is deleting his channel when this video released

[@yellowmarkers]

I like how Schaffrillas went the extra kilometer and edited the footage to read "Boston Building" at 26:37 and judged the track based on how well it captures the feeling of Boston to keep the gag going.

[@InchZer0]

Why wouldn't he? Its called Boston Building.

[@georgehiscott700]

Interesting, but the real reason why he calls it Boston Building is because....... ZOO WEE MAMA!!!!!!!!

[@wdude12447]

What do you mean edited? It was always called Boston Building

[@finnersmcd]

Zoo wee mama

[@marmiteproductions9060]

Zoo Wee Mama

[@TheDiamondCore]

Neo Bowser City is an underrated gem The atmosphere (especially in 8) is so good and the track design is excellent. Slippery tracks can go one or two ways; either feeling fair and fun to master or just being excruciating Luckily, NBC is fair and fun, and combined with the excellent music and atmosphere it’s great (this is why I also love sherbet land in mk8 for similar reasons)

[@tippedjoshua6802]

Neo bowser city is one of my favorite tracks

[@alejandrooo9495]

neo bowser city is so good, the song is a fucking banger jesus christ it's the best thing i've heard

[@Mikauo_Xblade]

Yeah Neo Bowser (Koopa) City is one of my favourite tracks as well.

[@Saturnx86]

I just don’t think Schaff understands how critical track vibe is. Neo Bowser City is fire

[@Pyroraptor16]

Props to whoever edited the Dino Dino Jungle segment. Those were some deep cut dinosaur gags

[@funnyhappystudios]

30:25 The Miis are behind glass, observing the fish like it’s a huge fish tank

[@DJ-qj2mt]

The tracks for this game are just good like no complaints.

[@WinterDHX]

For having the BEST selection of retro courses, but not the best on nitro courses but mostly theses are super good

[@voltron77]

@@WinterDHXNah the best nitro courses too.

[@bladefox5082]

@@voltron77that definitely goes to wii or ds

[@Number.1Yanfei.Fan123]

@@WinterDHXneo bowser city, rainbow road, bowser’s castle, music park, piranha slide, dk jungle, rock rock mountain, maka wuhu, wuhu loop, and shy guy bazar

[@appelofdoom8211]

When it's absolute worst tracks are just meh you know this game has some bangers.

[@M.C.unofficiallyOfficial]

They added Rosalinas Ice World into the booster course pass... Smh, shouldve been Boston Building.

[@petergriffin1779]

Zoo we mama😔

[@mazemaster0033]

Zoo wee mama ig 🤷‍♂️

[@autismandgaming4532]

_Cries in Wario Shipyard_

[@aratherbritishdinosaur]

Why is no-one talking about how good the dinosaur puns are? When Schaff said "annoying" and a picture of Irritator (a relative of Spinosaurus, for those who didn't know) I died.

[@pls-help-i-need-a-good-handle]

dang, I just thought it was random unrelated dino imagery, i gotta do my research next time

[@aratherbritishdinosaur]

@@pls-help-i-need-a-good-handle Dino puns are the most sophisticated form of humour.

[@mimikyutubesaltaccount4875]

That section alone single-handedly made up for the Neo Bowser City and Maka Wuhu slander

[@aratherbritishdinosaur]

@@theog2306 Speak for yourself.

[@mimikyutubesaltaccount4875]

@@theog2306 no

[@realsanmer]

It's surprising to see how many Tamatoa stills one can get with enough passion

[@gengarguy8801]

The fact Boston Building hasn't returned in the Booster Course Pass is a capital sin.

[@Hamantha]

I think the theme being used in Boston Battle, the battle mode map, is a good successor despite it being introduced before Building in Double Dash

[@dvuediniy]

probably some copyright issues with the word "building", idk

[@Bobherry]

zoo wee mama

[@gengarguy8801]

@@Bobherry Zoo Wee Mama indeed, my brother in Christ.

[@TheGalaxyWings]

Yeah it's weird how this and piranha plant pipeline are the only tour tracks that didn't make it in

[@theshadowspider97]

Off topic, but, I find it absolutely adorable when people like Schaff have that one character they love more than anyone else and they do stuff like put a bunch of references and memes to that character. Then, it gets to a point where u can't see that character without thinking of that person. U can't see tomotoa without thinking of Schaff.

[@jimtru8048]

Schaff casually making a reference to a dinosaur as obscure as Irritator made me really happy.

[@Pyroraptor16]

the one that impressed me was the reference to T. rex’s old synonym Dynamosaurus

[@heartfiliaxserena1111]

After he's done with the courses, he should rank the items.

[@TheNunchuckChampion]

Best idea yet! He needs to see this comment.

[@autismandgaming4532]

If Triple banana ain't in the top 5 then... i dunno

[@sergiomendoza251]

Or the ctr tracks

[@Lucid_PZPL]

Timestamps: 2:49 - N64 Luigi Raceway 3:50 - Cheep Cheep Lagoon/Cheep Cheep Cape 4:49 - TOAD CIRCUIT 6:11 - GBA Bowser Castle 1 7:06 - Neo Bowser City/Koopa City 7:48 - Bowser’s Castle 9:32 - Daisy Hills 10:03 - DS DK Pass 10:51 - SNES Mario Circuit 2 11:59 - Rosalina’s Ice World 13:35 - Mario Circuit 14:10 - Rock Rock Mountain/Alpine Pass 15:27 - Shy Guy Bazaar 16:08 - SNES Rainbow Road 16:56 - Maka Wuhu/Wuhu Mountain Loop 18:18 - GCN Dino Dino Jungle 18:55 - Battle Mode 21:44 - Squarespace 22:49 - Wario Shipyard/Wario’s Galleon 24:09 - N64 Koopa Beach/N64 Koopa Troopa Beach 25:01 - Pirahna Plant Slide/Pirahna Plant Pipeway 25:36 - Wii Koopa Cape 26:35 - DS Boston Building 27:32 - Wuhu Loop/Wuhu Island Loop 28:33 - Wii Mushroom Gorge 29:58 - GCN Daisy Cruiser 30:38 - DK Jungle 32:04 - WII COCONUT MALL 34:35 - N64 KALIMARI DESERT 35:30 - DS Airship Fortress 36:09 - Music Park/Melody Motorway 37:22 - Wii Maple Treeway 38:39 - DS Waluigi Pinball 40:03 - Rainbow Road

[@autismandgaming4532]

2:49 C tier 10:51 B tier 18:18 A tier 36:09 S tier Wario Shipyard is called Wario's Galleon Overseas btw

[@steventheking4630]

Boston Building goated

[@EMOLGA_210]

Wasn’t Boston Building from Tour?

[@thexecutor8730]

@@EMOLGA_210 Zoo Wee Mama

[@edballatyoutuization]

Boston building is just DS Luigi's Mansion

[@aidanwhite8268]

Timestamps Courses 2:49 #32 N64 Luigi Raceway 3:50 #31 Cheep Cheep Lagoon 4:49 #30 Toad Circuit 6:11 #29 GBA Bowser Castle 1 7:06 #28 Neo Bowser City 7:48 #27 Bowser’s Castle 9:32 #26 Daisy Hills 10:02 #25 DS DK Pass 10:51 #24 SNES Mario Circuit 2 11:59 #23 Rosalina’s Ice World 13:35 #22 Mario Circuit 14:10 #21 Rock Rock Mountain 15:27 #20 Shy Guy Bazaar 16:08 #19 SNES Rainbow Road 16:57 #18 Maka Wuhu 18:18 #17 GCN Dino Dino Jungle 22:49 #16 Wario Shipyard 24:09 #15 N64 Koopa Troopa Beach 25:01 #14 Piranha Plant Slide 25:36 #13 Wii Koopa Cape 26:35 #12 DS Boston Building 27:32 #11 Wuhu Loop 28:33 #10 Wii Mushroom Gorge 29:58 #9 GCN Daisy Cruiser 30:38 #8 DK Jungle 32:04 #7 Wii Coconut Mall 34:35 #6 N64 Kalimari Desert 35:30 #5 DS Airship Fortress 36:09 #4 Music Park 37:22 #3 Wii Maple Treeway 38:39 #2 DS Waluigi Pinball 40:03 #1 Well we know what it’s gonna be 18:55 Battle Mode 19:41 #6 GBA Battle Course 1 19:53 #5 Sherbet Rank (I forgot this course existed as well) 20:09 #4 DS Palm Shore 20:24 #3 N64 Big *ss Donut 20:44 #2 Honeybee Hive 21:04 #1 Wuhu Town SPONCER 21:42 Squarespace (TBH the gliding ramp is better in 7 than 8)

[@iLoveBread260]

Why did he call it Boston buil- *Gets zoo wee mamas by everyone*

[@ludwigdudeiscool]

We know what it is what else could it be

[@JinxTheLooneyToon915]

*C Tier* | 2:49 *B Tier* | 10:51 *A Tier* | 18:18 *S Tier* | 36:09

[@Luke-tq2iy]

I think something that should be mentioned is the first person mode in this game. For me, as a kid, playing Rock Rock Mountain, going first person up the mountain avoiding the boulders was always thrilling and I loved the course for that. Plus, with airship fortress, the 3d effect absolutely adds to the bullet bills, pairing that with the first person is brilliant

[@rhysburns5420]

Easily the most underrated mario kart ever. Definitely has some of the best tracks in the series

[@KumaoftheForest]

It’s a solid entry

[@autismandgaming4532]

Wario’s galleon my belived

[@sergiomendoza251]

Yeah but without content for singleplayer (besides of the cups) the DS had the missions then had interesting twists of the formula.

[@roxtechs]

7 flew so that 8 can anti gravity away.

[@jonathanrhodes4547]

Thank God he didn’t forget about Boston Building.

[@ThenewTchannel]

Zoo wee mama

[@ROGUEDEV347]

zoo wee mama

[@leguac4187]

Zoo wee mama

[@TheRealNTM]

Zoo Wee Mama

[@GVTheRedStar]

Zoo Wee Mama

[@1everysecond511]

I was legitimately on the verge of getting myself "Zoo-Wee-Mama'd" Edit: guys come on stop I understand Boston Building 😭 you're supposed to do it to people who don't

[@agentkmr]

zooweemama

[@whatevermynameis4489]

Damam eew ooz

[@mattesch4545]

zoo wee mama

[@virgiliomartinezerickson8044]

zoo wee mama

[@ItsWednesdayMyDudes3]

zoo wee mama

[@BrianCannan-em1nk]

38:38 this line just proves that wiggler has made the top 3 cutest Mario enemies

[@tessmcgrath1443]

Who are the other two?

[@BrianCannan-em1nk]

@@tessmcgrath1443 I don’t know

[@lykanaslupus]

This game getting the recognition it deserves fills me with joy. Thanks, Schaffrillas.

[@treykincy]

With each mk track ranking video I get closer to finally knowing what Schaff thinks of Big Blue

[@autismandgaming4532]

More importantly, we learn whether he prefers Donut plains 2 Over Donut Plains 3

[@disneyvillainsfan1666]

I hope the Animal Crossing Course is in the Top 10 for 8's courses. I played on that course 4 times a day, every day, before New Horizons was released.

[@TheFirstCurse1]

You mean the course that Big Puffer never loses?

[@mitchelltague3674]

im sorry, i think you're talking about large blarge?

[@davidzea-smith1417]

My favourite 8 track!

[@JackalformerlyKnownasDjjjav]

39:53 they really did take Waluigi out of the pinball

[@ItzSpxrk]

When I first heard funding for Schafrillas, I thought you said funding for shape paralysis

[@babbottv]

It’s actually really interesting that 7 is considered forgettable, it’s my most played MK and the courses are probably my favorites in the series. Like, my goodness! Rainbow Road, DK Jungle, Piranha Pipeway, Wuhu Island, Koopa Cape, Neo Bowser City, Coconut Mall, *Music Park?* It even has Maple Treeway!

[@sergiomendoza251]

And don't forget Waluigi Pinball

[@TheZestyCoder]

And Boston Building

[@violaman1145]

Mario Kart 7 walked so Mario Kart 8 could run ... or drive, I guess?

[@noncrete4441]

On the music of Warios Shipyard at 24:00, it actually incorporates a few references to Wario land, like the bass in the background sounding a lot like Wario boss theme in Mario Land 2, and some other references to Wario Land 1’s main theme. It also has Wario wearing his bull hat from that game on one of the signs and the whole theme of pirate ships is fitting because Wario’s had multiple encounters with them in the Wario Land games. I guess it’s kind of like a metaphor for how the franchise is dead in the water.

[@CheesyLizzy]

21:35 That's a really good impression

[@donutpilgrim460]

As a kid, I thought the toad balloons on toad circuit were just giant flying toads. Honestly it’s way funnier to think of it as that.

[@beatziegraham6928]

I actually like the music for Warios Shipyard. It has Wario Land motifs and gives me hope that Nintendo hasn’t forgotten Wario Land since we KEEP GETTING WARIO WARE GAMES!

[@TheMasterBee]

Thanks for putting Boston building so high i love that course

[@iLoveBread260]

Why did he called it Boston bui- *gets zoo wee mamaed by everyone*

[@shellytonz2856]

You say nobody is bending over backwards to gush about wario shipyard and yet here I am. This course is perfect, easily the best underwater track in the series as it fits the theme of a shipwrecked boat so well. The glider section is so fun with the anchor being an obstacle which makes the section more dynamic. The track itself is so layered with so many fun twists and turns like genuinely it's my favourite 7 nitro and a top 3 track of all time for me and I was so sad it's not in the booster course pass as of yet

[@mysticdigital5936]

I know, I love WarioShipyard!

[@autismandgaming4532]

We are a very passionate bunch

[@lumi_wish]

Wario Shipyard fan let's gooooo, was so excited to see it in Tour

[@maxdudley684]

schaff, your dedication with this series is truly admirable. can't wait for the all mario kart courses ever made ranking vid

[@MediaDroid960]

I’m still hoping for schaff to tackle the Mario RPGs

[@sheevhernandez3869]

He may soon 🙂

[@Lucid_PZPL]

They’re remaking Mario RPG and TTYD soon so he should probably rank them when that happens

[@HerMajestyVelvet]

Bowsers inside story #1

[@WisdurmK]

@@HerMajestyVelvet facts

[@jonathansten3949]

I think it would be best for him to rank the hub areas (basically the shop areas) of the games

[@mikekamarra]

For anyone wondering why Luigi's Mansion is called Boston Building, ZOO WEE MAMA!

[@ChiTheDemiguy]

Lets goo

[@EthanGreenThunder]

Not saying that diary of a wimpy kid line it's luigi's mansion that's final

[@JacobGforce]

Back in the 64 era, when I was just a wee lad, I used to entertain myself by dreaming up and doodling my own Mario Kart tracks. Things like linear 3-part courses, underwater sections, and courses composed of musical instruments like piano keys, xylophones, and drums you could bounce off. Seeing these ideas come to life in future MK was such a jaw dropping shock to me, and one that left me slightly annoyed but mostly amazed, excited, and encouraged. Just maybe I’m cut out to help design video games one day. Anyway loved the review as always!

[@turbokart3776]

3DS Rainbow Road is literally my favorite course of all time. It feels more like the end of a journey than a race track, and the music is one of the only songs I have ever listened to that makes me cry. It is a beautiful song on an amazing track, and I can’t wait to see where it’s ranked here. Edit: #1. As it should be. Thank you, Schaff.

[@Exlayer-pk8hy]

I was sad when they didnt bring it back for smash ultimate. Hopefully in the next smash.

[@disneyvillainsfan1666]

Peakbow Road.

[@joseluistrejo1859]

3DS Rainbow Road is Mario Kart's Exodia, you like the track, you automatically win and no other track in Mario Kart history can beat it's majestic and beautiful design of a godly track.

[@geschnitztekiste4111]

I love Wario's shipyard because it has some actual WarioLand representation. The pirate ships are a big part of WL1 as the villains were pirates and also there's a picture of Bull Helmet Wario, a power-up from that game.

[@autismandgaming4532]

You could say it’s the B.O.A.T.

[@DazlMusic]

I really hope we get Boston Building in the booster course pass

[@iLoveBread260]

It's originally in tour, so yeah

[@armourdream]

Zoo wee mama

[@iLoveBread260]

@@armourdream he didnt even ask why shaff calls it Boston Building 💀

[@Cr1ticA]

Well. Maybe in Mario Kart 9.

[@iLoveBread260]

@@Cr1ticA yup, altough we don't know if there is gona be any tour tracks in mk9

[@dapperman3201]

2:49 32.) N64 Luigi Raceway 3:50 31.) Cheep Cheep Lagoon 4:49 30.) toad circuit 6:10 29.) GBA *Bowser* Castle 1 7:06 28.) Neo *Bowser* City (Raise your hand if you felt personally attacked by this course's ranking) 7:48 27.) *Bowser* 's Castle 9:32 26.) Daisy Hills 10:03 25.) DS DK Pass 10:51 24.) SNES Mario Circuit 2 11:59 23.) Rosalina's (Rented Out) Ice World 13:35 22.) Mario Circuit 14:10 21.) Rock Rock Rock Rock Rock Rock Rock Mountain/Alpine Pass 15:27 20.) Shy Guy Bazaar 16:08 19.) SNES Rainbow Road 16:57 18.) Maka Wuhu 18:18 17.) GCN Dino Dino Jungle 22:49 16.) Wario Shipyard 24:09 15.) N64 Koopa (No Longer Troopa-ing) Beach 25:00 14.) Piranha Plant Slide 25:36 13.) Wii Koopa Cape 26:35 12.) DS Boston Building 27:32 11.) Wuhu Loop 28:33 10.) Wii Mushroom Gorge 29:58 9.) GCN Daisy Cruiser 30:37 8.) DK Jungle, Home of the GREAT BANANAAAAAAAAAAAA 32:04 7.) Wii Coconut Mall...? 34:35 6.) The N64 Course With A Train (N64 Kalamari Desert) 35:30 5.) DS Airship Fortress 36:08 4.) Music Park/Melody Motorway 37:21 3.) Wii Maple Treeway 38:38 2.) DS Waluigi Pinball 40:03 1.) Rainbow Road Average Nitro Course Ranking: 18.75 Average Retro Course Ranking: 14.25 (Lower is better)

[@dapperman3201]

Additional Information: 18:55 Battle Mode: 19:41 6.) GBA Battle Course 1 19:53 5.) Sherbet -Land- Rink 20:09 4.) DS Palm Shore 20:24 3.) N64 Big Donut 20:44 2.) Honeybee Hive 21:04 1.) Wuhu Town Predicted Battle Mode Rankings: 1.) N64 2.) DS 3.) GCN 4.) 3DS 5.) GBA 6.) Wii Starter Course Rankings: 1.) DS Figure-8 Circuit 2.) GCN Luigi Circuit 3.) N64 Luigi Raceway 4.) 3DS Toad Circuit 5.) GBA Peach Circuit 6.) Wii Luigi Circuit 7.) DS Figure-8 Circuit 21:41 Sponsor - Squarespace

[@Lucid_PZPL]

@@dapperman3201 Figure-8 Circuit is so good that it’s the best and worst starter course

[@Sammykyt]

@@Lucid_PZPL Yes, because it's so bad that's it's so good just like TOAD CIRCUIT!!! (not to get confused with toad circuit).

[@tippedjoshua6802]

Actually it’s tour Boston building because you know ITS A CITY TRACK

[@Fletch_078]

I really love Wario Shipyard! I loved it’s treacherous and decaying atmosphere. Thank you for bringing it to light!

[@DeeDolp]

Music Park has been my favorite course since I was a little kid playing MK7 and 8, so seeing it THAT HIGH is very comforting

[@sonicjhiq]

Due to Rosalina's ice world, I thought she and Elsa were the same person

[@Yu__Narukami]

God Tier

[@AtlasBlizzard]

I could listen to Schaff talk about Mario Kart all day.

[@markusszelbracikowski956]

Mario Kart 7 was incredible. The power of the 3DS at the time as a portable was shocking and this was one its best looking games. Definitely the first modern Mario Kart on a handheld that felt that it wasn't that much behind the console ones.

[@Giozen47937]

Fun fact: last night I dreamt that Boston building was actually a track that originated from ds, and it was called "luigi's mansion", referencing the original GameCube game. Isn't that funny?

[@soulshield7744]

Zoo wee mama

[@Frigiduck]

zoo wee mama!

[@oowoozee]

Zoo wee mama!

[@Cycloon16]

Zoo wee mama

[@iLoveBread260]

Zoo wee mama!

[@PikaPhantom_]

Little known fact about Neo Bowser City: it's a circuit course. It's internally referred to as AdvancedCircuit, and that's probably why its music draws from the circuit themes in Wii and 7.

[@rustyshackleford234]

Looking back on it, 7 was a lot more important than a lot of people realize. A lot of 8’s great features, like cart customization, gliding, underwater stuff, and more came from 7. Also I agree with you lmao, the courses are AMAZING. I prefer them over 8’s base courses.

[@ahiru00]

I would kill for a Schaffrillas Mario Party board ranking

[@iLoveBread260]

Game by game 1-8 DS and Superstars should be the ones!

[@walrus6429]

​@iLoveBread260 each game has like 4 to 6 boards. Would be fairly boring to rank them by game and is just a lot of shorter videos. So an entire series board ranking would be cooler

[@iLoveBread260]

@@walrus6429 I think game by game would be best

[@walrus6429]

@iLoveBread260 the thing is it will be a lot of shorter videos that are just like 4 to 6 entries each. The only reason why the mario kart rankings work is that there is many tracks per game so there will be a lot to talk about. It will be farely boring if it was just 4 or 5 boards per episode. Not much suspense on which one is the best or worst Maybe doing eras might be better like the n64 Era, the gamecube Era, ect but definitely not by game

[@iLoveBread260]

@@walrus6429 what if he does the minigame ranking and in the middle of the video, he does a quick board ranking

[@goGothitaLOL]

Fun Fact: Wario Shipyard has a Wario Land themed motif in it The more you know

[@autismandgaming4532]

The small but Passionate Wario’s galleon fan club is eating well tonight

[@ThatOneAwkGuy]

I honestly really like Daisy Hills, the music, the goats, the cottage buildings, windmills, weaving through the hot air ballons, the alternative path on top of the buildings, the verticality of the whole stage, making it really feel like your going up and down hills. It's got a lot going for it imo

[@DraftyDaftyHubertOHare]

This and Super Circuit are the most underrated MK games. Please let Rock Rock Mountain and the Wuhu Tracks have their rightful places near the top. Edit: Disappointed

[@liamlarsson2182]

fr. MK7's rainbow road is the best one in the entire franchise.

[@BR-jw7pm]

I’m especially a fan of Wario’s Shipyard!

[@pul5egaming367]

​@@liamlarsson2182it's not even close 😭 not as bad as mk8s rainbow road tho

[@ChuckSploder]

@@pul5egaming367 That one feels like a sad-ish Toad Factory

[@ChuckSploder]

It's funny because I have both of those and played them often as a wee child

[@TheLegoMaster261]

As a massive Donkey Kong fan, I love the fabled journey you summarized for his series. ❤

[@disneyvillainsfan1666]

I'm happy Tropical Freeze made it to Thw Switch, but we are long overdue for another game about The King Of Swing. Plus, we need the Grand Return of the Kremling Kommander, King K Rool. Especially after his Smash Bros inclusion.

[@QhallyshNotExist]

Schaffrillas Presents: Every Mario Kart 7 Course Ranked ------------------------------- INTRODUCTION & RANKED 0:00 Intro 2:49 #32 - N64 Luigi Raceway 3:50 #31 - Cheep Cheep Lagoon 4:49 #30 - Toad Circuit 6:11 #29 - GBA Bowser Castle 1 7:06 #28 - Neo Bowser City 7:48 #27 - Bowser's Castle 9:32 #26 - Daisy Hills 10:03 #25 - DS DK Pass 10:51 #24 - SNES Mario Circuit 2 11:59 #23 - Rosalina's Ice World 13:35 #22 - Mario Circuit 14:10 #21 - Rock Rock Mountain 15:27 #20 - Shy Guy Bazaar 16:08 #19 - SNES Rainbow Road 16:57 #18 - Maka Wuhu 18:18 #17 - GCN Dino Dino Jungle 18:55 Battle Mode Segment 21:42 SPONSORED AD 22:49 #16 - Wario Shipyard 24:09 #15 - N64 Koopa (Troopa) Beach 25:01 #14 - Piranha Plant Slide 25:37 #13 - Wii Koopa Cape 26:35 #12 - Boston Building 27:32 #11 - Wuhu Loop 28:34 #10 - Wii Mushroom Gorge 29:58 #9 - GCN Daisy Cruiser 30:38 #8 - DK Jungle 32:04 #7 - Wii Coconut Mall 34:36 #6 - N64 Kalamari Desert 35:31 #5 - DS Airship Fortress 36:09 #4 - Music Park 37:22 #3 - Wii Maple Treeway 38:39 #2 - DS Waluigi Pinball 40:03 #1 - Rainbow Road 41:33 Conclusion 42:22 Credits

[@SpaceLobster21]

Agreed on Wario's Shipyard, for the longest time I forgot it existed but then when I replayed MK7 I realized this course actually has really cool theming Also Piranha plant slide is what I wish Mario circuit could be, like mario circuit doesn't need to be boring, use stuff from the mainline mario games and make a neat course themed around them! edit: ikr how dare they do that to Boston Building

[@El_Omar2203]

24:01 Ironically, Wario's Shipyward theme uses snippets from Wario Land's theme song at the start, making it technically the most recognizable Wario track music wise. 28:28 DK Jungle and Music Park also didn't returned in Tour but they were already retros thanks to MK8; my main assumption on the Wii Sports track not returning might be because Tour has just avoided any crossover content whatsoever (Miis by themselves don't really count)

[@dukesmith3381]

Fun fact: GBA Bowser Castle 1 was the first Mario Kart course to receive an online patch! There used to be a shortcut about halfway in the course where jumping into the lava would respawn you the other side, skipping about a third of the track

[@Jman1995100]

31:12 was not expecting Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla to show up in the video. A surprise for sure but a welcomed one

[@Faapu]

You should rank the Sonic & All-Stars Racing Transformed courses next just because it's a mixup

[@user-zw3on4bx2t]

If he does that, imma be hurt if he puts Outrun Bay at the bottom like everybody else.

[@isdaboss2880]

Boston Building is the best Boston track in all of Mario Kart

[@rouge4736]

YES

[@ROGUEDEV347]

I think you mean zoo wee mama @@rouge4736

[@thepuppet4321]

Zoo wee mama

[@Wubtastic5585]

Man, Boston Building sure will be exciting! Zoo wee mama!

[@pat4962]

Im just happy the Wuhu exploit was included, I miss her every day

[@aluigiFromKart]

pretty much the only thing i'd remember about the wuhu tracks so fair enough

[@Sly88Frye]

33:13 Maybe Nintendo predicted the future. The Miis are not occupying coconut ball because people don't really go to the mall that much anymore. They're all at home shopping online😂

[@Drolltedgeometrydash]

“So I don’t hate any of the tracks” 1 min later”THREE BOWSERS CASTLE TRACKS IN A ROW???????”

[@shadowmamba95]

I mean, they are not horrendous or bad. They are just mid, plain and simple.

[@JAProductions494]

It’s great to hear you praise the Boston Building track now that Boston Building 2 is getting a Switch remaster

[@TheRealNTM]

As a Scout enjoyer, I approve.

[@ROGUEDEV347]

zoo wee mama

[@Pirlo926]

Fun fact about Coin Runners actually: The coin limit was supposed to be 99. The game sets 99 as the limit, but still has 10 as the cap when adding to your coin count. Woops! Also, the rainbow thwomps on SNES Rainbow Road were supposed to be able to crush you in a star, and it'd forcibly end your star too. They use a flag instead of directly checking star status though, so it doesn't actually work... But it functions if you remove it!

[@disneyvillainsfan1666]

One thing that keeps me coming back to 7 is actually the Birthday Girl Kart. It changes color depending on what Princess/Female Character you choose. It's such a cute and unique vehicle choice that we never got again.

[@tessmcgrath1443]

At least that feature still happens with the peach parasol.

[@sadisticmaxwell]

i know its a good day when schaffillas posts a video ranking courses for mario

[@joshuastevens2186]

Really cuz I didn't