SM64 - How Real Men Beat Koopa the Quick (TAS)

Felt so bad for him, didn't even take his star. Teh pole dancing is 1337 k.
Point was to show that you can get all 8 red coins and still beat Koopa the Quick WITHOUT any BLJ's. Sexy IMO. Tried to keep it entertaining.
Encoded by Nahoc:
/ nahoc10
Huge thanks to him. I asked him if he would encode this for me last night. Within an hour and a half he was done. Thanks again, man!
One special shout out to Kymario514 (Kyman), for destroying this game with only 1 STAR non - TAS! Congrats =D
His Video:
• Video
His Channel:
/ kymario514
Lastly, if you have any "challenges" similar to this, that you would like to TASed (or Non TASed if I feel like it), please feel free to tell me, because I am running out of ideas... ._.
- Cheddar Cheese

[@sonicpacker]

[edit]Apparently I still need to explain: The "real man" in this video is Mario. People assuming I meant myself as a player don't understand the point of a TAS. This is a tool-assisted demonstration video with "a story" I came up with, not a real-time gameplay/speedrun video.[/edit] If anyone here is wondering what a TAS is or why they are created, check out this explanation: kzbin.info/www/bejne/iGSQoJuPq86SnMU You'll understand the intent of this video much better. =)

[@snonsig2688]

sonicpacker i whatch a video from 8 years ago and see a comment fron the creator from 24 minutes ago...

[@Ashchu117]

Talk about being in the right place at the right time, this video was made in 2009 but I'm watching it minutes after you made that comment

[@alexpiggy]

51 minutes here xD

[@MartinRodriguez-kh3qn]

Ashchu117 exactly

[@Mr_Original]

I can say with absolute confidence and integrity... that I'm a real man. XD

[@zeljkoloncar101]

Coming back for the Chain Chomp coin after already passing it and still being on time is the ultimate flex

[@pigglesgoomshby7249]

This entire video is the ultimate flex

[@PabloCardonaMusic]

The fact he spammed zoom in on the chomps face while performing a triple jump above him

[@EaZea]

Pablo Cardona that doesn’t make a difference , this is a tas

[@PabloCardonaMusic]

@@EaZea what are you talking about? lol

[@kirbywithnicehair3927]

@@EaZea Read the pinned comment

[@dr.kodeen1705]

“Yah, wahoo, waaaa, yahoo” Those were the last words that Koopa heard before resigning from his running career, placing himself into isolation, spiraling down to a deep depression.

[@hazard1233]

And he hears those words every day while he is tortured every night

[@sunimod9479]

XD

[@dylancubr9]

I lays in bed with those words in his mind

[@chingguskhan8774]

Did somebody say *SPIRAL*

[@TheDankEngineer]

He eventually died of an overdose of stars.

[@flamerunnerreviews1163]

This feels like the equivalent of walking the circumference of the earth instead of looking behind you.

[@culturedvulture2015]

Very clever

[@mario199923]

Still waiting that week..... kzbin.info/www/bejne/nKmzf2OBd5WSpZI /sarcasm

[@jblessings2828]

God loves all of you no matter what you’ve done past, present, or future, and will forgive any sins or actions you have committed. As the Bible states, “ But if we confess our sins to him, he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins and to cleanse us from all wickedness” -1John 1:9. When you ask for forgiveness also repent of your sins, which means to turn away from your sins and stop committing them, and towards God instead, because as it says in the scripture, “ Now repent of your sins and turn to God, so that you sins may be wiped away”- Acts 3:19 NLT. God loves you sooo soo much, more than you could ever know, that he gave away his only son so that you may be forgiven of your sins and have a chance to be with God in heaven. I ask you all to try to let God in your lives and turn to him, and pray to him on your troubles or whatever you want to pray about. Because God is not only real but also drastically improves your lives against any mental or physical problems, God can help you solve them. This will take time to occur though, and you must obtain faith that God will do what you asked, but I promise, as a person who struggled with self love and anxiety, God helped me so much in improving in these areas of life that I’m almost a completely different person from who I used to be. Remember believers and non believers if you don’t have faith that God will give you what you asked for, it won’t happen. If you haven’t already I’d like to ask you start a relationship with God, meaning reading his word and praying to him for at least ten minutes a day, which later on you can increase the time for how long you need to. God bless you and God and I love you all so much and take care.

[@culturedvulture2015]

@@jblessings2828 Please tell your God to shorten your essay so people will actually read it.

[@flamerunnerreviews1163]

@Wow Wow Wubbzy Wow! I actually didn't realize untill you pointed it out.

[@WowSuchGaming]

I imagine this is how Mario Maker courses will be when it makes the jump to 3D

[@cyanideA]

Sneaky Steamie Ok pretty extreme

[@JohnSoapMacTavish-tb6pk]

Sneaky Steamie 🤡🤡🤡

[@Glsmakgn]

@Sneaky Steamie *free speech does not exempt (did i use that right?) you from the consquences of exercising that free speech*

[@topsecret1837]

Sneaky Steamie They can’t be opinions if they’re wrong.

[@JTheMelon]

@Sneaky Steamie 🤡🤡🤡

[@pazifix2282]

Koopa the Quick:Wanna do a Race? Mario:Yes Koopa the Quick: Well how fast are you? Mario: Yes

[@reyessanchez1599]

The icon matches the description XD

[@LordsLot]

Mario activates sonic mode

[@SteelNil]

Koopa: wait,but... how?!?!?! Mario: *y e s*

[@dominguez0599]

Very fast, number 1

[@julianar.lanconi282]

Mario: I'm speed

[@trpororo5452]

Yeah Wha Wohoo Hoo Yahoo "These where the words that sent me to depression" -Koopa the "Quick" Sep 6 2009

[@JommiGommi]

I haven't laughed at a comment this hard in weeks.

[@zephyr1741]

Btw the finish time says 1337

[@JommiGommi]

@@zephyr1741 we still can't unlock Luigi

[@zephyr1741]

@@JommiGommi but L is real :U

[@darcys842]

It was the 5th tho

[@denpadolt9242]

I'm so glad this 7 year old video showed up in my recommendations.

[@Ro_78145]

Same. lol

[@sevn_up]

Waddle Derp yes

[@gamesandluigifan7152]

Waddle Derp me too

Reminder : if a video you don't like show up in your recommendations, *do not comment it.* KZbin considers commenting as showing an interrest in a video, and thus will put more of this kind in your recomm' box.

[@TopOfAllWorlds]

Same!

[@amyrsilveira460]

Be aware that this TAS: - Did Jumps, Double Jumps, Triple Jumps, Kicks, Slide Attacks, Long Jumps, Side Somersaults, Wall Kicks, Dives, flagpole jump and camera spammings - Did a Koopa talk glitch (speaking from far away) - Used a cannon to blast inside another cannon - Collected all the red coins - Used Koopa as a boost for a brief second - Performed the gate glitch (with the bob-omb) - Waited and won the race letting the Koopa behind by only a inch - Didn't even collected the Koopa star - Collected the star while having a seizure

[@ShonkySquad]

And finished on 1337

[@nunyabusiness7056]

He's disqualified from the Koopa star since if you use a cannon he deems you a cheater.

[@alexwillis7980]

When you hear your mom pull up in the driveway and you gotta do all the chores she gave you before she comes in

[@thespy632]

0:08 When she comes in and your still working fast and she can’t see you yet

[@TheShaKuh]

Lmao

[@nspcrazy1122]

This is like The Tortoise & The Hare lf the hare actually won.

[@varietychan]

I guess Bugs races like this. Not even Cecil's turbo jets can compete with this

[@NibirBaishnab]

koopa is a turtle

[@sahaprocks7751]

@@varietychanBugs always loses though. Ok it’s mostly because Cecil cheats and then wins in the end

[@TheBreakingBenny]

​@@sahaprocks7751 There's probably a much darker variant of this story, where the rabbit wins using deadly means.

[@thebestworst8002]

This should be a national challenge

[@twooks]

The best worst it is

[@NickGold]

True 😂😂

[@Mizzed64]

so true :D

[@jadencoucopoulos2567]

A human player versus a TAS speedrunner. THINK ABOUT THAT

[@MaybeMysticc]

But can you do it in one A press

[@pepperonipizza8200]

But can you do it in 1/2 A press?

[@caiotmz]

Yes, but you have to build up speed for 12 hours.

[@Krong]

S C U T T L E B U G S

[@boltstrikes429]

An A press is an A press, you can't say its only a half

[@veks3637]

but can you do it in a START press

[@venusfrommyshows]

Koopa The quick: Ill race you to the flag. Mario: Bet.

[@lifefruit8738]

"So, did you collect the 8 Red Coins Star?" "Yes." "What did it cost?" *"Racing a Koopa."*

[@TheEvilCheesecake]

Haha yeah I loved Justice League xd

[@GG-no7zo]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/oICyZp6fraqleK8

[@chrisbarber7881]

I will not like because 69

[@404waffles]

a better answer wouldve been “Koopa the Quick’s pride”

[@teedoes]

Oh look It's Sonic the Hedgehog 64

[@Wahaller]

So many likes, and so little replies.

[@temmie2032]

ah yes, my favourite Sonic Spin-Off.

[@briancunningham_21]

Mario: *flies a few feet using wing hat* Koopa: hey stop cheating or Mario: *completes two challenges in one using in game cheats* Koopa: you beat me fair and square

[@TheDukeof91]

TAS isn't cheating ;)

[@FrasierEdits]

YGuy1 Do you even know what TAS is? how the fuck is it cheating?

[@TheDukeof91]

@YGuy1 no it isn't you salty twat. Since the time will be compared to another TAS run and both runs will be withing the TAS run rules. Cheating is not sticking to the rules. If one thing is allowed in any% run but not in a TAS, but both runners do this thing the any% runner isn't cheating while the TAS runner is. Inform yourself

[@Actiomedey]

@YGuy1 It's not cheating if you tell everyone you're cheating bruv

[@donaldbaird7849]

@YGuy1 TAS isn't cheating at all. TAS is used as a tool to prove whether or not something in game is actually possible.

[@uwnbaw]

Girl: Wanna come to my place tonight? Boy: I'm busy. Girl: My parents aren't home! Boy:

[@nilenta]

underrated

[@emerald_wrath1873]

True

[@duddude321]

Boy:. . . . . . WHERE THE FUCK DOES SHE LIVE!!!

[@ralyks2350]

YEAHOO!

[@jumpmadmadness1222]

I can relate to this

[@Gametoon05]

It honestly amazes me how slow Koopa The Quick is.

[@cyan1sh]

The fastest way from point A to point B is a squiggly line.

[@LucaCavazzanaTube]

*Starts race* Has a coffee Does the dishes Goes to the bathroom Feeds the cat _Still able to win the race without pausing, winning by 10 seconds_

[@jasonalen7459]

More like Has coffee while going to the bathroom in portable toilet vehicle while cat licks stuff off dishes for him

[@lukinhaasmendonca2687]

2:01

[@chaoticplumber]

watches entire godfather series

[@drewman7137]

What if we used 100% of our brain

[@johnb3937]

we would only see and speak in numbers and we would have robots as best friendz

[@alienxotic5028]

@@johnb3937 lol

[@andreassigalas2813]

If we even had

[@Serpter4215]

an idea what robots are...

[@christopherdoyen7456]

1000%*

[@thehermit8618]

Me: c'mon lets play, i promise i wont get cocky this time Also me:

[@maverickREAL]

A bomb clip without even picking up the bomb? That is impressive.

[@13vatra]

On that gate it's not. It's pretty easy to clip through it since it can open.

[@mrb1975]

“Remember I’m wearing a blindfold”

[@yeoldeladstephen9947]

“The usb steering wheel I was using in this video also wasn’t even plugged in.”

[@nathanpixelkid]

@@yeoldeladstephen9947 haha i get it. It's a wireless steering wheel

[@GG-no7zo]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/oICyZp6fraqleK8

[@jeremydykstra4678]

My little brother was playing

[@D0Z3RGAMING]

Thanks youtube algorithm, really needed to see this 13 years later

[@D0Z3RGAMING]

Thanks youtube algorithm, really needed to reply to this 1 year later

[@matthewstone2545]

"I'll give you a headstart"

[@guyz1204]

*instant regret*

[@GG-no7zo]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/oICyZp6fraqleK8

[@KevinTheDunce]

man, as a kid seeing that 1337 timer was the cherry on top of this tas but now seeing 1337 feels like I just dug up a time capsule

[@dduncan55330]

When the overgrown turtle with the nikes talks shit so you end his entire career

[@AK--dn9we]

We are hitting wahoo levels that shouldn’t even be possible

[@Klizzy0]

Mario: You know, I tried coke once Luigi: Really? How'd that go? Mario: Weellll....

[@gLiTcHminusone]

He went to hell before he died

[@waltercomunello121]

*Dorkly episode* *Your comment* *This video as a flashback* Mario: ... pretty good I think.

[@jcmetz1]

I instantly replayed the video XD

[@Howlingburd19]

This man had five Red Bull’s!

[@rxlf4380]

I can feel the TerminalMontage harder than Sonic R feels the sunshine.

[@zeldafreak888]

Jeremiah Hamilton I was definitely getting some hardcore TerminalMontage moments here

[@codyeveryday5432]

Does it brighten up your day?

[@JoshuaVerscha]

How do we get this video to him? The internet needs that video made.

[@winds1of1fury1]

I would love if Terminal did his take on this video

[@harveymanwaring]

Wow the new Sonic game looks really good

[@izukumidoriya4046]

Ikr

[@izukumidoriya4046]

@Damien Merrick All I see is that this character is blue

[@izukumidoriya4046]

@Bansahe GT Yes

[@AlexisLMAO]

i thought pac man goes fast

[@Chocoly]

Nah

[@skeebee9738]

Koopa the Quick: I’m almost there! I’m gonna wi- 1:42 Koopa: WTF

[@varietychan]

You used a dumb cannon Mario desqulified

[@gaminwatch8203]

0:44 so we just gon ignore mario’s spaz attack ok

[@Oridemic]

Gamin’ Watch You clearly didn’t see the rest of ten video.

[@Kevnn11]

Those are the side effects of speed running.

[@-tigerseyegaming-2103]

WLBLBLBWWWAH

[@adeebmahammad239]

Ok

[@TheOuroborosLoop]

This proves every game of sm64 is personalized

[@tcoren1]

smh didn’t even send him to a PU

[@koshkamatew]

10 years ago: TAS Now: casual speedrun

[@EMan-me8om]

o

[@Duncanman789]

Let’s all be honest, we all have lost to Koopa the quick at least one time

[@FireVylin]

Not trying to be that guy, but i havent, somehow

[@Eledu1238]

I dont now if its me, but i think only you have lost to koopa the quick

[@FireVylin]

idk

[@jackmichaelosorio2434]

Koopa the quick is easy to beat normally if you just long jump all the way

[@Mr.Bouncer]

@@Eledu1238 nah i also lost to him the first time, Basically i was stupid and tried to follow the same path as KtQ

[@logariuswheels5244]

There's something about Mario 64 that can really only be described as *ART*

[@PsychoYandere]

All that style but if you talk to him he would’ve claimed Mario cheated for using a cannon and invalidated that race.

[@dontreadmyname435]

Mario: Goes off track and screws around Koopa the quick: Am I a joke to you?

[@malucart]

yes

[@GAMEDATA1010]

Yes

[@essex_120_union9]

Mario: Mama mama Mia... You are the circus spaghetti of all koopas.

[@NinetyLegos]

Yes, Yes you are

[@setharroniVR]

bro i love watching these because i love this game i realised this was uploaded the year before i was born

[@HouseJambo]

He even got leet for the time....

[@securecontainpikachu6718]

Mario:Yep,i sure wanna,wahoo!*speedruns the race* Koopa,the Quick:wanna go on a Race?

[@milespma350]

0:37 Chomp: Oh, you are approaching to me, instead of running away. Mario: I can't get the red coin without getting close to you. Chomp: Oh ho.. Then come close as you want. 0:40 *Chomp sees Mario flies above him* Chomp: N-NANII!?!?

[@ashtonboyer8864]

That was my favorite part

[@dekay3648]

WRYYYYY

[@kaisshenanigans]

Miles PMA Jojo reference.

[@joeda900]

Mario: Too slow! Too slow! [TAS] is the ultimate stand! It's power and speed far outclasses your [Who Let The Dogs Out] not counting it's ability to travel to parallel universes!

[@TheEvilCheesecake]

Haha yeah I loved Naruto xd

[@JustAPersonWhoComments]

A video 12 years old and still the best video in Mario 64 2:00 i love the pausing and starting for the dramatic finish lol

[@classyuk]

Very cool but I bet ur TAS doesn't have the world record on bowsers big bean burrito

[@zachhatten7740]

@dunkey

[@_butter.]

That moment when the you beat the big burrito but the TAS can’t

[@KrazyKyle-ij9vb]

Waluigi's Taco Stand 64 TAS

[@reiendowo]

Neither is he playing with a blindfold on

[@1122markj]

Or Doctor Robotniks mean bean bag

[@azazel5188]

Koopa: Letz race! Mario: *Im gonna do whats called a pro gamer move*

[@kevynpacthatguythatdraws]

wow that tas guy is really good at the game

[@bananafingers674]

KevynpacDarkHyper it’s TAS

[@jordan6398]

Doesn’t Koopa the Quick call you a cheater and not give you the star if you use a canon?

[@BrokenArrowX]

turtles can't speak you fucking idiot

[@TheSupragold]

@@BrokenArrowX true dat.... Now that's real science. Ha Ugh ha ugh haaaaa And thus a new chapter is born. And god the all knowing trickster is killed by the boy.

[@F1aco]

BrokenArrow lmao don’t be toxic he just asked a question

[@zackabdo4625]

I was not prepared for this sub comment section lmao

[@BrokenArrowX]

@@F1aco sry was just trying to make a joke and it wouldn't have worked otherwise, didn't wanna sound like a dick LOL

[@diceonice4671]

Result from removing your mattress label.

[@tomastanuz575]

Congratulations you may now proceed to fight Tanos

[@matthewwithroder0427]

even if this is TAS its still wildly impressive oh my god😂

[@MarioDSLife]

If you spoke to him he’d still have the balls to say you cheated and refuse the star.

[@jlproductions9599]

Immagine beign so slow to lose a race with a 98% advantage

[@Amcor09]

"Real men" and "TAS" are a contradiction of terms.

[@Slowraw1]

no shit

[@uaekappa]

real robots

[@shatterdpixel]

Amcor09 Tas isn’t a robot btw. It’s players doing inputs with tools, such as slowdown and save state, you can go as slow as 1 frame at a time

[@accuratememin]

This video quality 12 years ago is enough to compete with modern gaming videos.

[@skill_issuesmo7367]

eeh kinda ngl

[@Hudsonfu]

mario: beats koopa the quick also mario: Ight, Imma head out.

[@zinc845]

he used cannons so koopa would reject anyways

[@Unoriginal_Fox]

I think this was my first exposure to speedrunning

[@quadpad_music]

1:06 - Gravity: aight imma head out

[@jahfarihazelwood4499]

Mario has entered the Matrix

[@jordiisking6228]

And then there’s me who loses by like 10 seconds

[@GG-no7zo]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/oICyZp6fraqleK8

[@taiyorenai7690]

Sergeant nigga the Cotton picker Well that’s totally related

[@netowner666]

And then you don't even allow him to give you the star, you just take the other star you earned on the way, like an absolute chad

[@samanthaburkard9959]

I’ve watched enough Pannenkoek2012 to know that Koopa the Quick would call you a cheater for using the cannons at the end.

[@petchen00]

1337 haha

[@skylar_wowed]

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

[@shockdoesstuff]

gotta lov dat meme

[@JasonGodwin69]

Peter Wincierz Classic meme, normie children will never remember.

[@juneru2]

Leet

[@TomaTTC23]

Dicks out for harambe

[@ohko3892]

7 year old me feels the devastation Stomping on his head woulda been less cruel Mario This is just needless brutality

[@johnthehero7236]

No One: Me In Super Mario 64 Me:*Keep Preesing A Start Button*

[@redfalcon8062]

I'm am glad this was put in my recommendations

[@gamingtimef]

>how real man do it >performed by fake man

[@thelegendaryprog]

My brain can’t even comprehend what I just witnessed.

[@JJCUBER]

Ah yes, that is precisely how I beat Koopa the Quick

[@peein_gas]

see you guys in like a year when this is recommended again

[@rushildesai1]

When you give the controller to your older brother:

[@tkzileos-kmgamerscommunity7137]

WATAFACA

[@thegirlwithnosinceofhumor8581]

That's not his older brother that's a TAS

[@NinXuS]

the guy with no since of humor * Laugh *

[@thegirlwithnosinceofhumor8581]

@@NinXuS fun fact Most laugh tracks were made in the 1950's So whenever you hear one You're most likely hearing a dead person laugh

[@ogi1cool625]

@@NinXuS his username checks out

[@willchristianson171]

Grandparents on how they got to school

[@frol1]

My grandparents also race with a koopa troopa when they got to school !

[@xecute9455]

Epic

[@Crep35]

*someone reset the curse that I have put on this comment* Ok they did it. 666 likes is no more

[@mraxe5270]

lol

[@shiu.rahman]

Wht did i just watch 👽

[@thebritishguys6304]

When you accidentally take two vitamin gummies instead of one

[@ybom06yt38]

Justin Y., is that you?

[@thebritishguys6304]

YBom06 YT may aswell be

[@giantclaw138]

2/10 needs more likes

[@grouchynunez1263]

It’s recommended to take 2 a day

[@FlowerBearTTV]

*takes 5 vitamin gummies and comenses star storage getting both stars*

[@ToastedFanArt]

Almost a decade since this was uploaded and it looks like the dude is still replying. If you see this, cool video...

[@AllDayFitnessGym]

The fact that he liked it had me cracking up

[@TheLibran1]

It may have been made a decade ago, but I am just seeing it. Wow, fucking wow....

[@ToastedFanArt]

@@TheLibran1 Well it's just a TAS, calm down haha

[@Unysus]

TheLibran1 same lmao

[@0megazeero]

@@ToastedFanArt Oh hello again

[@danielpacmartinez8903]

The disrespect is real.

[@solowrld4319]

Daniel Pac Martinez 984 likes. Prolly didn't know u had hat many.

[@eduardo_moya]

More than 2000 now

[@annychavarria1]

Tu puedes ver Bench tu

[@user-gj8gs7gg4z]

what’s disrespect about it

[@TheONLYFeli0]

9 0 the disrespect is that he doesn’t care that Koopa isn’t that good so he destroys him anyway

[@grimmdul9808]

On this day, Koopa retired from running and died on an overdose of depression.

[@whatisthis-uw9ok]

Know that feel. :(

[@cezium9990]

Did you mean to say "an overdose of antidepressants"?

[@rjisswimming]

F

[@MajinLugia]

His legacy is forever carried on by his grand kids in Super Mario Odyssey

[@plasma9706]

LilDante675 Headcanon accepted.

[@BossCrazyRoss]

"Did you beat Koopa The Quick?" "Yes." "What did it cost?" "I had to do it again to get his star."

[@ashton35]

Lmao

[@vitalnutrients744]

I mean you could collect the chain chomp star or the island in the sky star OR the red coin star.

[@bernardolencastre8644]

Limão

[@Kusanae]

Umm he used cannon so no

[@saraskyline8331]

BossCrazyRoss imagine being at the store and you ask what did it cost? And the other person says I had to do it again to get his star

[@PapyrusUndertale]

when you learn to screenshot pictures on the Nintendo Switch 2:02

[@livingbeast...i_think]

and now you can do that with...SUPER MARIO 3D ALL🌟STARS you get, 64, sunshine, and galaxy (not galaxy 2 though, we dont talk about galaxy 2 (even though its my favorite wii game).

[@meowsicles823]

It’s pretty weird that they didn’t include it with it’s prequel

[@gechotaris]

Captain Antilles lmfao true

[@amytheprettyweirdfangirl3786]

PFFF IM CRYING THIS IS SO TRUE

[@mario_adv2nture]

@@MatheusFronterottaMotta oh god

[@ellebell1957]

Or you could ya know...go up the hill......not send Koopa into a spiraling depression....

[@mnoypoiuyt65r4w8]

Yea buts not fun

[@miguelle4756]

I’m just giving that koopa... _what he deserves._

[@ellebell1957]

Miguel Le oh I see ;)

[@loyalsayian9404]

Lol

[@christopherdoyen7456]

He damn deserves it after SMM2.

[@lewismax4056]

6 year old me: wins free iPhone 5 on my computer The computer the next day: 2:02

[@nagitokomaeda3237]

Lewis Mccartney Pausebuffering is actually scary.

[@HypeJoeyYT]

Lol

[@arfansthename]

WHO'S THE 421ST LIKE?!

[@alnsfty]

XD real LOL

[@orvvro]

You were 6 when the iPhone 5 came out? Unbelievable

[@MakePeopleMadForFun]

A real man wouldn’t have ran from that chain chomp

[@ThiccFurryBoi34]

IPokeEyesOut no that’s being a cowered a real man fight it

[@Nathan-un6rb]

He jumped that fucker

[@ss-ch7py]

@@ThiccFurryBoi34 woooosh

[@thearmyofiron]

@@ss-ch7py r/woooosh, ya missed the joke buddy

[@lez2957]

He was in a race lol

[@CorBY_SchmorBY]

“Hey Mario wanna race?” _Famous last words_

[@AlisterCountel]

Least he got a better deal than panno’s poor KtQ...

[@papitageimer]

XD

[@biggestalienhominidfan2787]

mcr

[@ghettogecko7995]

Mario: *I am four parallel universes ahead of you.* Koopa the quick: Hey mario you-

[@derpz864]

Terminal montage

[@gamerfox2250]

So many reference

[@rafam7350]

Very accurate

[@JAY-zf6jw]

Tas’s can actually visit alternate dimensions in this game

[@unlimited8410]

@@JAY-zf6jw just have to clip through the wall at the pixel perfect angle with the right framerule, and repeatedly mash the camera sticks left,right,up,down,left,left,up while simultaneously spinning the thumbstick anti-clockwise and also press a b a b b successively in the time of 5 ticks and... that's how you visit the alternate dimensions. (This method is actually the easiest one so some people might think its a bit too cheap).

[@condorrish123]

*Koopa has disconnected from the chat*

[@theozone1st182]

Pumped Up Kicks plays

[@finaltailsgamingqna281]

*koopa has rage quitted* Mario: *the pause button glitches* OH SH- *star music plays*

[@sebastianlobos8830]

Zeta qlo te amo

[@reyessanchez1599]

*Sonic has disconnected from the chat

[@blaster7532]

@@felipef6064 jaja el weon pesaoxd

[@iiomqitzjensonplaysminecra5215]

12 year old me after secretly drinking my dad's red bull:

[@rambocabbage]

1:29

[@cumbrous]

@@bettercallgarrix O-KKKKKK..

[@evenrik_2214]

@@cumbrous it is true

[@FailBanana98]

@@evenrik_2214 Nah, more like 16 at least till like the mid 2010s

[@thehammurabichode7994]

Anyone got any similar stories?

[@shayaangamingcallaexpert899]

At the end: Thank you for a breaking my game

[@shinzankuro]

Better: "THANK U SO MUCH- FOR BREAKING-A MAH GAMMEEE!" - By Mario himself

[@arhummiah5227]

Mario: *flies* Koopa: Why you cheat Mario: Exploits reality itself Koopa: gg

[@williamhayduk6865]

Yeah. I also saw this man. I couldn't quite make out what he looked like because he was flying backwards and jumping baclwards up a staircase.

[@williamhayduk6865]

@COOLkid123 goodForLife_103 perfectly normal

[@Ninja_Koopa]

"Perfectly Balanced.. As all things should be"

[@BigOofer1]

It's probably koopa the quick knows now to do this

[@PierLuc111]

After that , koopa the quick was renamed "Koopa the violent" for some unknown reasons.

[@BaiZoo]

PierLuc111 I don't get it..

[@Rafu23]

"Koopa the plumber rapist"

[@Dan__W]

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[@13vatra]

@@DrKevlar that doesn't make any sense though, he'd have to catch Mario before he could attack him and we all know that's never happening.

[@TheXBoy5]

LMAO best comment

[@Frikiman_H]

Koopa """""""""""the Quick"""""""""""

[@matiaszuran3730]

TJ """"""""""""""""Henry"""""""""""""""""""" Joshi

[@Krong]

Koopa """"""""""""the"""""""""""" quick

[@phoivos]

lmao

[@Rickinho3]

*Koopa "the Quick"* *k.*

[@mavendeo]

""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""Princess""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" Peach Toadstool.

[@justsomeplant3305]

1:22 “Ah. Just in time” *Koopa runs past* “N e w P l a n”

[@CocoTheMii]

They call him “Koopa the Quick” despite the fact that he’s probably the slowest Koopa I’ve ever seen.

[@E1N9A8N0DA]

Have you seen a Koopa running in a Mario game beside Koopa the Quick ?

[@yeetoof2798]

He is the only koopa in mario 64 so there is no standard, but yes, he is slow

[@yeetoof2798]

True, but koopa the quick is big and fat, so I guess he is sloe

[@TRJ2241987]

The footrace is the very first thing I ever did when I got my hands on the Nintendo 64 kiosk at Kay Bee Toys and I remember losing to him, you gotta remember this game was the introduction to 3D platforming for almost everyone, so even though it seems like it is extremely easy, most people hadn't gotten a grip on the controls by this point when the game was first released

[@mateololero4091]

@@TRJ2241987 i can't really imagine not having the grip of a 3d game

[@macncheesemake8955]

This is the stuff that pops up in your recommended section that you click on without question. Content in its purest form.

[@slashsight6577]

And its from 10 years ago and KZbin decided to bring us all here again.

[@emiriye]

@@slashsight6577 KZbin decided something good after a long time.

[@Sithedd]

Let's bottle it and sell it

[@TheAmazingCowpig]

It's from 2009 KZbin, of course you click on it without question.

[@martinjuniorbalbihurtado9599]

Koopa: How in the koopa hell did you get all the red coins and beat me at the same time? Mario: "To answer that we must talk about parallel universes"

[@Ryan-gq2ji]

"A race is a race, you can't do anything else" -Koopa """""The Quick"""""

[@Scrubermensch]

Thank you so much for to playing ma gamah!

[@viktor7879]

so long GAY BOWSER

[@dylanfahler]

Transport the scuttlebug

[@doubletrouble2474]

Martin Junior Balbi Hurtado Luigi: So Mario, how did you get back after defeating dharkon?

[@DontMessWithLuigi]

Beaten is a understatement. He was destroyed, mutilated and executed. Edit: wtf?? I forgot i put this comment here so long ago. Ive never had so many likes. Lol thanks

[@yonkbonk9249]

How Real Men -Beat- Eviscerate Koopa the Quick

[@thekyleprojekt7996]

He barely won the race by 1 second. Koopa is eaay you can get there 30 seconde before he does

[@Fireboy52]

@@thekyleprojekt7996 these comments were made as a joke, not for you to explain how koopa the quick is easy

[@rnnenzo]

@@thekyleprojekt7996it dosent matter of the time, but only the power

[@Retro_Static]

Humiliation

[@mxjq6809]

When its 11:59 and you choose same day shipping

[@arikita-red7752]

Now THIS I like

[@spootot]

That's not what underestimated means

[@connorbell7301]

@It's Yourboy 'underrated'

[@zaaphyyre]

PFFFG

[@sil9411]

@@spootot this comment is not strong enough

[@StealthBeeKid]

2:00 proceeds to break the space-time continuum

[@trollfacev2_]

Look at the time at the end lol

[@cobrak1ngs]

TrollFaceEpikFace what about it

[@nibblingconscience]

That's what I'm asking

[@NachoWizard]

Τακα τηε Gоᴅ No it wasn't

[@Zave2049]

it's frozen because that's the time he beat Koopa

[@ailaxvo64_]

TrollFaceEpikFace 1337

[@SpectralSlugger]

The timer ending on 1'33"7 was the cherry on top

[@The_Top_Hat_2]

epic leet awesome gaming real