SM64 - Watch for Rolling Rocks - 0.5x A Presses [OUTDATED]

[@OmegaBlade32]

Nintendo planned for this to be the actual way to get the star, but some noob tester said it was too hard.

[@TheGael95]

And that's Mario won't be hard anymore

[@xenosonic9x414]

#idiotunderarock

[@nobletohru]

TheGael95 and thus, mario 3d land was born

[@walugusgrudenburg3068]

Jack Sullivan you mean *#idiotunderarollingrock

[@st0mp331]

I seriously laughed wat harder at this than i should have

[@Knux576]

I love how the Scuttlebug was just waiting there in the air for _13 fucking hours_ for Mario to hit him.

[@DaSheepKiller]

IKR

[@sapphirebulletbill]

I didn't even know it was called a Scuttlebug

[@Desitos]

"Mario is the only plumber I know that can have fun building up his de facto speed" "FOR TWELVE HOURS"

[@Bojangles4th]

It is because of this great sacrifice, Scuttlebug is my waifu

[@zork34]

+Bojangles 4th yes

[@LostSnowdrift]

there's an inherent absurdity in accerelating to inhuman speeds, crossing a complicated grid of universes parallel to our own, invisible and eldritch and empty and void and incomprehensible--and navigating this grid carefully, even casually using terms like "oh, going left 3 parallel universes, then up 5" --just to avoid jumping on platforms

[@QwertyuiopThePie]

+NarnKar Why jump upwards when you can jump into parallel universes consisting entirely of eldrich horror instead?

[@blackheartzerotheundergrou3225]

NarnKar you call them eldritch and incomprehensible, but they aren't as glamorous as they sound...

[@bloodstoneore4630]

does it work in the ds ver?

[@GmodPlusWoW]

This is probably the kind of weird maths that we'll need in order to travel between universes one day.

[@Necroskull388]

Welcome to the everyday life of a mathematician.

[@DraphEnjoyer]

Hour 11. I have almost achieved enough speed. The local parks gate has provided me with the means. People watched and mocked me but they did not understand. They could not understand Soon I will be faster than they can imagine. I will travel to places they can't even comprehend. I do not know what will happen to me. If I will retain my memories or even my human form. Only 1 thing is certain I'm getting that fucking star

[@deskrabbit2190]

I saw a guy pressing up against a park gate, once. I assumed he was trying to glitch the Matrix. I came back later and he was gone and I realised there was a small hole in the wall...

[@thewildgamer64]

In 0.5 a presses

[@thevividyoshi]

Inb4 power outtage at 11:59 hours

[@uaekappa]

It has come to the point where this game has become a science

[@zekeram129]

Kappapåka Mario64ology

[@Pertsantube]

Always has been

[@thefutureismeaninglessthep7364]

Sixty-fourology

[@absolution9249]

Its a psychological horror now

[@chickpea]

It's its own major now

[@AlistairIRL]

"So what did you do over the weekend, mate?" "Oh, I held down the A button on Mario 64 and ran into a wall for over twelve hours." "Right. .......anyway"

[@nmotschidontwannagivemyrea8932]

+Sam Gladwin He said it was a TAS, so he didn't actually physically hold the button down for that long, although I suppose you could *in theory* do this by hand.

[@AlistairIRL]

Nmotsch idontwannagivemyrealname Yeah, I'm only fucking around. Honestly it is really impressive, I find the whole "zero-jumps run" thing fascinating.

[@hugoooobr]

Wow... and you have exactly ***255*** likes.

[@Karbonic]

Oi fack its windsor

[@GENOSAD]

Makes me wonder what it must be like to play games with Pannenkoek. PK: Okay, so now you just have to hold the button down for 12 hours... Me: Forget this, we're playing DK Country.

[@abcdefzhij]

Where is TJ "Henry" Yoshi's original comment???

[@SkicoNow]

It's in Pole-Jumping for Red Coins in 0.5x A Presses.

[@abcdefzhij]

Nico Skow Thank you!

[@SkicoNow]

No problem.

[@Shmayd]

where is that? cant find it

[@EvelynInaba]

trapped inside 2 half a presses

[@terminusest9179]

Speed of light takes 91 billion light-years to reach our observable universe... ...Mario just needs 12 hours to travel through 4 universes at once... Hyperspeed of mario will soon be the next measurement after light.

[@supersaiyanonemillion7533]

... Holy shit

[@SuperFromND]

Let's delve further. 91 billion light years = 2.7281114e+19 (2.7~ to the 19th) 2.7281114e+19 / 4 (one universe for mario)= 6.8202785e18 (6.8~ to the 18th) 6.8202785e18 / 12 (to get actual speed) = 5.68356542e17 (5.7~ to the 17) Thus, Mario can move about 5.68356542e17 miles per hour. In other words, Mario is about 848,800,093 TIMES faster than light. SUCK IT PHYSICS

[@bradleylindsey3540]

...Sega does what nintendon't?

[@MegaZsolti]

"Thus, Mario can move about 5.68356542e17 miles per hour. In other words, Mario is about 848,800,093 TIMES faster than light." *suck it sonic!*

[@hubismal]

...But it's not really "at once", as you saw in the video. There are brief pauses in between universes.

[@YTSunnys]

Absolutely mind-blowing. :O Incredible as always. :)

[@xenosonic9x414]

❤Sunny❤ HE BUILT UP SPEED FOR 12 HOURS.

[@izaacreatherishere]

Hello Sunny

[@christopherprangerpopvillager]

I'm actually who made speed it is quite difficult I had to hold down the a button it took over 20 hours I'm also in a different account so thank you

[@MinusNC]

@@christopherprangerpopvillager?

[@zhongligaming3734]

Why are you playing SM64 and not teaching quantum physics at Harvard

[@dart2527]

The scale.

[@TheVerseG]

He'd try to teach it with as little sentences as possible

[@Pcm979]

He tried to, but the students got bored and left while he was building up speed for 12 hours.

[@NewAmateurZifto]

Good question, but to answer that, we need to talk about parallel universes.

[@kmaster4136]

Spooky Spy he needs to press A to do it.

[@connfdm]

3:42 "3 seconds later..." we're not that impatient, pannen

[@saltinecrackers4756]

He doesn't even speed up the footage there

[@purrplaysLE]

4:25 "4 seconds later..." we're REALLY not that impatient, pannen

[@tmas-yv1nr]

yeah, he shouldn't have speed up when he held the a button for 12 hours either

[@justDmVA]

@@tmas-yv1nr we need real-time

[@Junebilation7900]

Remembering an ExplodingTNT video that had a black screen and the words "2 seconds later....literally. Why did I waste time making this?"

[@pgj1997]

2:56 Pannenkoek2012 is the only guy I know who can have fun building up speed... *FOR TWELVE HOURS*

[@Puncake]

another video had him doing it for *25 HOURS*

[@pgj1997]

Link that shit

[@Puncake]

pgj1997 it's the one where he gets the aquarium with 0x A Presses

[@Kain_R_Heinlein]

He doesn't actually do that real time, he copies and pastes repetitions to get that time

[@jackedgar2460]

*18 HOURS?!*

[@TheVerseG]

HOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOO -Mario riding an elevator

[@TheFlyingDemocrab]

Neighbors hate him!

[@TheVerseG]

"I was trying to sleep, and suddenly I hear an elevator ding. That was when I knew it was gonna get bad. Then all I could here was HOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOO" -Mario's neighbor

[@TheFlyingDemocrab]

Verse G. "Yeah, my brother's quite an arse. I use the stairs just to not hear him, dear God" - Luggi

[@Qwert0314]

He must've been really excitee.

[@LucasIsHereYT]

Time to slap a big [OUTDATED] next to the title now, the Swooper Jamboree is in.

[@heartlessmushroom]

It just hit me. The scuttlebug pretty much got telefragged. All just for getting a star on 0.5x A presses. You monster.

[@DarenSankari]

Jesus Christ dude. I can't imagine the passion/obsession you must have over this game.

[@TheGael95]

Now imagine he had this level of obsession over girls, it would be so strange x')

[@pannenkoek2012]

SM64 >> girls

[@alistair2111]

+TheGael95 sm64 is the cruelest mistress

[@TheGael95]

And that's why there won't be any video like "Dating a happy girl - 0.5x cliché sentences" :P

[@icebear6757]

+pannenkoek2012 oh my god

[@windfish3177]

Building up speed for 12 hours?? Pff.. Stryder hit a block in paper Mario for 416 years

[@Aktimoose]

Stryder was just doing maths he didn't record for 416 years

[@accuratejaney8140]

Lucas Been Or he cooked a cake for 4.5 years.

[@accuratejaney8140]

***** I know that, but it emphasises how short 12 hours is to 416 or 4.5 years.

[@stevegamer68]

Well Stryder did spent 96 hours to go to a PU.

[@pautriyiulia2024]

Lucas Been nkjk

[@monketron]

ARISE SCUTTLEBUG.. SCUTTLEBUG, ARISE!

[@GalacticMoblin]

Scuttlebug, I bid you RISE!

[@drakath5727]

Bandy, I command you to arise!!! ==> Bandy: Arise.

[@Lugmillord]

Truly fascinating. This combines so many tricks that are cool on their own. ...and I totally love anything PU-related. It's insane how much time and passion you spend just to decrease the A presses by 0.5 - 3:52 this movement looks so unusual since the modulo position moves opposite to the BLJ direction you are used to. PU-movement really makes you think 5D ^.^

[@pannenkoek2012]

Yeah, I move relatively forwards or backwards depending on whether I have less or more than the syncing speed, respectively. So on the 6th triangle, my first movement was relatively backwards (more than the syncing speed) but then the next two movements are relatively forward (less than the syncing speed), since I passed through the syncing speed during the fast forward.

[@Lugmillord]

pannenkoek2012 Thanks for the reply (although you already perfectly explained it in the commented video). I have one question though (out of pure interest) - what was the highest speed you ever used so far? In one video you had a syncing speed of over 100 QPU which sounds really incredible but did you try out how far you can go, e.g. up until you reach an overflow?

[@pannenkoek2012]

I think you're confusing my speed with how far I travel. The speed is just how many QPUs I move per frame. So if I have enough speed to move 1 QPU per frame and I hold it for 25 frames, then I'll move 25 QPUs (or 100 PUs), and I believe the displacement is the number you saw, since I list this out on the PU map screen.

[@pannenkoek2012]

For your second question: As you move to further and further away PUs, the precision of the floats (use for Mario's position) decreases. Eventually, Mario can't even move around since the distance between allowed points is too great for him to go from one to another. Even further out, Mario can only stand at that PU's origin - the only allowed point in that PU. After that, only every 2nd PU is accessible, and later every 4th PU, and then every 8th PU, etc.

[@Lugmillord]

pannenkoek2012 Thanks for the very quick response. I already thought that floating point accuracy eventually becomes an issue. At which distance does this become an issue? Is traversing ~100 PUs already challenging or does this problem only occur much farther away?

[@zarlitoz]

Miyamoto know this? Nintendo´s next console should be called "Nintendo Koek" in your honor.

[@WiredWicky]

+zarlitoz You have no idea how funny this sounds in dutch :')

[@zarlitoz]

WiredWicky NX is horrible!! Koek is delicious.

[@TechNoirMK]

+WiredWicky BROOD, KOEK AND BANKET!

[@daniphofani3473]

+zarlitoz Miyamoto would probably have a stroke, heart attack, aneurysm, and a seizure all in one if he saw one of these videos. No, seriously, there's an interview somewhere where he states that he used to have nightmares about players trying to find ways to break his games and "finish them as fast as possible" Now minimal A press runs aren't on the same level as speedrun, but they're similar in vein.

[@aaronrivetramirez1143]

+WiredWicky what does it mean?? :3

[@Bowserslave]

All those years ago ElectricBeast knew about this power of teleportation, but he could never harness it.

[@crazyluigi6664]

+Bowserslave He still saved us all, though...

[@Pimpeaux]

Holy crap. You mind referencing an older meme? It isn't 2008 anymore, ya know.

[@crazyluigi6664]

***** Great work, Mario, you did it again! You saved us.

[@eblu_]

This was Bowser's Evil Test all along.

[@Dandaman955]

+Pimpeaux Sorry he interrupted your selection of Harambe memes, lol.

[@WhimsicottFanatic]

> Everyone jokes about the Scuttlebug waiting 12 hours > Was actually closer to 13.5-14 hours

[@richarde98]

a hour is a hour. You can't say it's only a half

[@HeyKevinYT]

Go away “Henry”

[@umadbroimatroll7918]

@@richarde98 what

[@suvannaberkahjaya5984]

@@umadbroimatroll7918 TJ "Henry" Yoshi joke

[@yagomizuma2275]

@@richarde98 well, an hour has 3 steps, when ot starts, when it is active and when it ends, so if a task starts at 7 and ends at 7 30, it would be an half hour task, since 7 hours ended after the task

[@neonmushroom1]

Has science gone too far?

[@gumgrapes]

Yes.

[@portalfreak7628]

+neon mushroom NO IT MUST GO FURTHER

[@Gestersmek]

+neon mushroom It can only go as far as the PU grid allows.

[@TheLucarioBaoJunior]

+Jamal Mian Which is probably infinite.

[@maxalabama]

There aren't infinite PU's, because remember that PU's existence is due to a difference between Mario's position variables, one of which is stored as a short and the other a float. The float will also eventually overflow to 0 at the same time the short does, re-syncing the values of the variables.

[@themeeman]

Next video: Cure all forms of cancer in 0.5x A presses

[@gandhitheholeresizer8329]

+Clingfilm Productions I think this guy is capable of doing the opposite of curing cancer.

[@gottendesert069]

Simple, travel to a PU where there is a cure by building up speed for 12 hours, then travel back to the main universe

[@someguylostontheinternet4504]

Curing all forms of cancer in 0.5 A Presses is Impossible! That's Because PU's don't exist in the real world!

[@inaccurategameplay5766]

@@someguylostontheinternet4504 you clearly just aren't going fast enough to reach them

[@stefanadrian1867]

Curing all the forms of cancer speedrun

[@Metaman39]

The OUTDATED version of "Watch for Rolling Rocks" Playtime (1 A Press) = 0 Hours, 1 Minute, 32 Seconds 'The UPDATED version of "Watch for Rolling Rocks" Playtime (0,5 A Press) = 13 Hours, 44 Minutes, 13.6 Seconds Some people might just do it in 1 A Press just for their own sanity.

[@fisch37]

But we don't have that many A presses left! I spent them all on a sweet hat!

[@Man-xn1fp]

Real gamers spend half of their day to save half of a button press

[@NoiGS]

That's why people is 4 parallel universes ahead of you XDD

[@dddgaming885]

Or 0

[@MinusNC]

Now: “Watch for Rolling Rocks” (0 A Press) = 6 minutes…

[@typhoon1575]

The end of an era. 7 years later, and we no longer must laugh at henry T yoshi. Half an A press has been reduced to zero.. And it idnd't even require quadruple parallel universes.

[@2ndScotty]

and i thought melee was advanced

[@Glassesgirl2002]

Voltz melee is a glitchy mess

[@abcdefzhij]

If you think this is advanced, go research glitches in Ocarina of Time.

[@egitkrofl]

But an amazing glitchy mess.

[@Glassesgirl2002]

ArcticEight you spelt " fucking cancer" wrong

[@2ndScotty]

Some different opinions - The return you must need glasses

[@StallionTG]

I feel like with this attention to detail you could have launched a rocket to mars. But instead you have succeeded in not pressing A in a level of Super Mario. Kudos.

[@QwertyuiopThePie]

+StallionTG The problem with getting to Mars is that as it turns out space isn't considered "out of bounds", so we can't just jump to it by artificially increasing our speed.

[@StallionTG]

+QwertyuiopThePie pffft just have to run backwards into the earth for 12millenia.

[@QwertyuiopThePie]

StallionTG That's the problem though, eventually you just pop out of the other side. Maybe there's a way to skip the gravity change trigger and cause gravity to head toward Mars instead of toward Earth...

[@Phanton404]

+StallionTG SM64 is more important than fucking mars.

[@StallionTG]

There has to be a out of bounds at some point.

[@bloodyidit4506]

Raiden, turn off the game console right NOW! YOU'VE CREATED A TIME PARADOX

[@Duffinimo]

If Mario's normal running speed is about 3m/s, then 1spd is about 0.1m/s, therefore 479006 spd=47900.6m/s, which is 141 times faster than the speed of sound in water, but 6300 times slower than the speed of light. At this point, assuming a mass of about 60kg, his kinetic energy is about 69 gigajoules, in which case, preventing his movement over the span of a second would require 10% of the power of the atom bomb dropped on Hiroshima in 1945.

[@MariaNicolae]

We can be a bit more precise than that. Mario is 161 units tall, so it's safe to assume that 1 unit = 1cm, or somewhere abouts. A speed unit is a distance unit per frame. So, when Mario runs at his normal speed (31), he's moving 31 cm a frame, or 9.3 meters a second. 479006 speed is 4790.06 meters per frame, or 143701.8 m/s. That's right, 143.7 km/s. So, assuming his mass is average for a human male (he's a bit shorter than normal, but also a bit fatter, so these probably cancel out), we get our formula for kinetic energy: mass/2 * velocity^2 =75/2 * 143702^2 =37.5 * 20650264804 =774384930150 Joules, or 774 Gigajoules, or 1.2% of the bomb dropped on Hiroshima. BTW, 69 GJ isn't 10% of Little Boy's power, it's 0.1% To me, this puts in perspective how destructive this bomb was, and how devastating modern nukes are.

[@e1ghtSpace]

That... really puts it into perspective... :)

[@mushroomfusion245]

Duffinimo Mario's official height is 5'1"

[@ignaciocatalan6592]

so are you telling a hundred Mario's who builded speed for 12 hours could destroy an entire city? this game is dangerous man

[@Pikminiman]

I was incredibly impressed, but then the ending happened, and my mind melted.

[@plasma9706]

MARIO used Teleport! It's super effective! Critical hit! The wild SCUTTLEBUG fainted!

[@reddarmi8593]

Plasma after about half a day it fainted

[@schmoab]

Wall jumping was too difficult so I did this method for the star. Worked like a charm.

[@Micha-Hil]

"90 seconds later..." Oh, okay, that seems fair. He's speeding up the video so that we don't have to watch a minute and a half of Mario doing some weird speed-gaining technique- "12 hours later..." *What*

[@MKusmider]

The trial and error that you must have endured is insane. Congratulations on getting one of the stars I didn't think you'd be able to get! Keep it up!

[@gdfauxtrot]

"...but first, let's talk about parallel universes."

[@kernaldick3818]

parallel*

[@deskrabbit2190]

+Kernal Dick That's what he said...

[@gdfauxtrot]

Orn Free Taa I fucked up and said "alternate", had to go back and edit. I couldn't leave my disgraceful misspelling unaltered below one of the greatest videos on KZbin. :

[@deskrabbit2190]

G. T. Duarte Well, thanks for clearing that up.

[@Daniel15au]

Half an A press is half an A press, you can't say it's an A press.

[@abrahamdoucette]

TJ / Henry Yoshi's comment backwards!

[@Ofreshco]

Well """""""""Lo"""""""""""

[@pixelfoxshouse]

hE pReEsEd A

[@vermilisix]

Well, TJ "Daniel" Yoshi, hear me out.

[@goblinrat6119]

Mario has 4-corner simultaneous 4-day. ROLLING ROCKS. In only 0.5x A presses. 4 corner days, cubes 4 quad Mario. No one day god.

[@kargaroc386]

+Goblin Rat What?

[@goblinrat6119]

kargaroc386 EDUCATED STUPID

[@CoolGamerMasteroftheDonuts]

Ever thought of looking it up in the dictionary?

[@brightblackhole2442]

no one day god 😞😔

[@GmodPlusWoW]

Truly, this guy is 4 parallel universes ahead of us.

[@martysh1226]

HA

[@izaacreatherishere]

What about 8?

[@gyro_max5655]

love when it switches to scuttlebug view and mario honks at me for a full minute

[@TeeTownVideos]

So Terminal Montage made his Speedrun Mario VS Melee Fox video, which I had no context for cause I’m a new sub and I have no idea about anything in the speedrunning scene, which led me to figure out what the hell a QPU even is, which led me here. So I have no idea what I’m watching but I feel like I’m in a quantum theory class

[@vicky20xx]

An uncommentated version of the legendary Koek video.

[@NishiOxnard]

Where is Henry's comment?

[@SkicoNow]

Pole Jumping for Red Coins - 0.5x A Presses.

[@iqbaltrojan]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/nae0foGHocyoadU&lc=Ugi-gxfpSNXGEngCoAEC

[@marcobonera838]

@@iqbaltrojan you are the hero we don't deserve

[@Glitchy-zh7ts]

Wow, obviously, so much work must have went into this, so Great job on figuring this out and such a Fantastic work!!

[@classymarowak7001]

Could this teleporting power be what ElectricalBeast was talking about in his Super Mario 64 Videos? TELEPORT!

[@VinniHP]

+Luke Turner Jesus that was so long ago, 2008? Holy shit it feels like it was just around the corner....

[@crazyluigi6664]

+Luke Turner Yes.

[@Guilmon35249vr]

+Luke Turner Telepor'!

[@Renne308]

Good johb mariough

[@endernightblade1958]

i love that after watching the breakdown i can actually understand and follow this. like it makes perfect sense. i applaud you.

[@睷]

2:58 oh no... NOT THIS AGAIN!

[@YTSunnys]

+TheRealTactic It only took 12 hours this time. :D

[@睷]

❤Sunny❤ yes but 12 hours on the same place... :DD

[@pannenkoek2012]

Hey, I could have just let it be the top left screen, but I don't think anyone wants that

[@睷]

pannenkoek2012 how much time you spend on finding out how to do these things? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@pannenkoek2012]

A lot

[@jeremyaster7470]

I can only die happy if I manage to recreate this method. The fact that any of this can happen at ALL... It amazes me. I need to learn this

[@minecraftportall337]

12 hours passed, one star down, 119 to go! Watch out, Akira: I'm coming for your record! -Pannenkoek2012 2016

[@orangy57]

TJ "Henry" Yoshi 2016

[@obamanation1607]

no

[@richarde98]

Fawful yes

[@NintendoNerd64]

2:25 to skip scuttlebug raising

[@demypeace]

i love your commentary videos. i dont know why but im super into learning more about how you get to do what you are doing! your commentary video on Rolling rocks showed me an other side to video games. i dont specialy like math but as a visual person, your graphs and the way you pause to explain what you are doing is just perfect! and also as a person with a severe ADHD, im impressed myself that i managed to follow every bits of your steps and explanations whitout falling into my thaughts. your work is a massive box of information but the way you take the time to explain it , we can learn without feeling overwhelmed! my grammar and syntax is shit since i have alot to say but not everything i want to say is relevant or make sens with my paragraph...but i hope you get what i mean... :) i already commented on your rolling rock 0.5 a press video and didn't want to spam so i comment here... have a nice day

[@AnonsFactory]

[Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap]

[@vomitagent7305]

Sans lmao

[@RTHbeto27]

Made in Heaven + D4C = Mario's stand

[@HeyKevinYT]

are you referencing Dean Ambrose

[@tcoren1]

Sans filthy actions at a fair and reasonable price

[@davidthecommenter]

dirty deeds done at an unreasonably high price

[@AzlanTalin]

I love how no one is making a to answer that we need to talk about parallel universes joke even though that’s what this video is known for

[@bootstrap925]

according to all known laws of super mario 64 there is no way someone should be able to beat a level in 0.5 a presses." A a press is an A press. You cant say its only half. " -TJ "Henry" Yoshi

[@TheScruffySkull]

pannenkoek2012, of course, beats levels in 0.5 A presses anyway. Because pannenkoek2012 doesn't care what TJ "Henry" Yoshi thinks is impossible.

[@RemnantCult]

Only I wish I had this level of dedication.

[@MitoNova583]

where was the comment that started it all

[@SkicoNow]

Pole-Jumping for Red Coins - 0.5x A Presses.

[@thecoolv130]

Well, Mitochondria "Of" Nova, I actually have no idea lol, I can't find it. Unless you're not talking about that one, which in that case, I don't really know what you mean

[@CNETech]

Mito with a Gun Pole Jumping for Red Coins - 0.5x A Presses

[@iqbaltrojan]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/nae0foGHocyoadU&lc=Ugi-gxfpSNXGEngCoAEC

[@khistraley1150]

This man just transcended reality to get a star in another room without jumping

[@JaneSable]

I've just discovered this for the first time. Can someone explain this to me? Is this a common thing in games? To get through something while never doing something specific? Why the A button, is it just because jumping is such a key element to Mario games?

[@QwertyuiopThePie]

+Marsha Oakley Yeah, it's a sort of fun challenge to see how you can bend the game to do things like this. It's similar to speedrunning.

[@JaneSable]

QwertyuiopThePie I figured as much, thanks!

[@Maxawa0851]

4 years late, its fun because the game gives you a main mechanic (jumping in this case) And you just go *no*

[@MariaNicolae]

What happens if you do a double-jump with QPU speed? Do you go millions of units high?

[@SerialBull]

AFAIK the speed is horizontal only.

[@MariaNicolae]

Cease Crismon The height of a double-jump is proportional to your horizontal speed. In essence, they convert horizontal speed to vertical speed.

[@SerialBull]

Timestoppa on KZbin Oh, thanks for letting me know.

[@xicao3722]

I think the game would crash if the speed is forwards, otherwise you will jump downwards and reduce the speed.

[@sat71601]

If Mario speed synced up with a vertical PU he would travel to the vertical PU although because there is no floor to stand on in vertical PU's so upon falling below floor level the game would crash.

[@dav_poy]

This is absolutely insane

[@thealtrik3051]

Go forward 10 PU Then turn right and proceed 6 PU more and you should reach you destination Thanks for using google maps!

[@Mace2.0]

Mario is the only guy I know who's having fun with QPUs... FOR TWELVE HOURS!!!

[@amadortrujillosantoni6120]

Now you have a new challenge. Make an entire PU jump with just an A press. I wouldn't be surprised if you ended up discovering wormholes or something like it.

[@bradleylindsey3540]

pfft easy, considering HOW MANY TIMES HE DID IT IN THIS VIDEO WITHOUT PRESSING IT ONCE

[@tamine9546]

One of these days someone will do a SM64 0x A Presses speedrun, and will probably break reality.

[@dddgaming885]

Well, 0 a presses has finally been done. Now we just need someone to do it in a speedrun. Then after that, in a blindfolded speedrun.

[@a.d.t.mapping]

​@@dddgaming885marbler did it in 2, just gotta learn chuckya drop and play it on vc for the ultimate run

[@professorchunky]

As much as I love this video and the commentated one, I felt sorry for him when I found out the story that he was going through when he made this.

[@Adam-eg1vy]

what happened?

[@professorchunky]

Helix Byte He made this video during a tough time in his life and everyone made jokes about the commentated video, and it got to be so bad for him that he had to switch channels because he wants no part in the jokes. I never found the jokes funny anyway.

[@Daviloss]

If you're searching for TJ Henrys comment, sorry, he probably deleted it. I wasted 5 mins to scroll all over the comments using crtl + f. It's nowhere to be found here.

[@TheMaskedStarlte]

its on a different video

[@brkmnly]

this is how i found your comment

[@Plutonian187]

🙂🤣🤣

[@verguco6051]

this dude has more knowledge of the physics in mario 64 than the humanity has knwoledge of the physics in the universe, and that is not a compliment

[@linkVIII]

mario sounds kinda funny at 2x speed

[@UmbraVivens94]

that's just Melee Luigi

[@4stringedninja]

AGDQ 2017 when?

[@xenosonic9x414]

5:09 That's an alternative way to get A-Maze-Ing Emergency Exit in 0.5 A Presses! :)

[@xenosonic9x414]

5:13*

[@MariaNicolae]

The thing is, he was on the PU version of the platform, so he couldn't collect the star that way.

[@xenosonic9x414]

Timestoppa But the star was there. And, he could if he let go of the control stick.

[@MariaNicolae]

Jack Sullivan No, the star wasn't actually there. He just used cheats to make the relative view. If he let go of the control stick, he'd be stranded in the PU.

[@IsabruhMoment]

Jack Sullivan Eyyy

[@mevnie-enn]

To someone (like me) who's not very familiar with TAS or the specifics of glitches, speedrunning and so on, this is pretty odd to watch. Still very cool to see this, going to watch the documented one now. :)

[@vanderkarl3927]

Fuck portal speedruns, this is where it's at.

[@abcdefzhij]

We can have both you know...

[@lineageiiii5996]

Portal was inspired by Super Mario Sunshine

[@smearfo5612]

LINEAGEIIII What?

[@mushroomfusion245]

Aiden Mahoney No it wasn't.

[@SARI8N]

"to understand this, we need to talk about quantum phyisics"

[@luginess0]

Everyone talks about building up speed for 12 hours, but what about holding A for 12 hours?

[@CShep99]

i understand that the ceiling and wall are keeping mario in place to build up speed but what's keeping him stationary once he has left when you're decreasing speed? and how are you releasing him once you reach a desired speed?

[@lashybean]

Mario’s being kept stationary because if he moves with such great speed he’ll go out of bounds, so he simply doesn’t move, and he gets released on his own when his speed decreases/angle changes to allow him to be in bounds… I think

[@CShep99]

@@lashybean yeah after some more research it appears you're right. he just angles Mario so that he isn't hitting another universe (which is easy since there's so much out-of-bounds around the levels) then once he reaches the desired speed he quickly rotates to line it up, jumps, and then quickly rotates again to misalign it so as to keep from jumping multiple times. simple concept but requires some high precision movements.

[@CitrusBlitz]

this is humanity's peak

[@friedchickenUSA]

i like how i now know everything thats going on, due to having watched the 30min commentated version at least thrice

[@CloudySkies17695]

I legit wonder if this was his only game as a kid, and as such, spent way too much time into it, finding out shit like this exists.

[@mahmutpekkara]

And this my friend, is how you summon a TAS speed demon.

[@brokenman4414]

so an unnecessarily long way to get a star without having to go through the whole level?

[@minecraftportall337]

+The name of a broken man No: it's an unnecessarily long way to complete Mario 64 with as little A presses as possible.

[@bad.3704]

5:13 if this was the sound you would get after killing a scutterbug and collecting this coins i think they would wrote a whole creepypasta out of this sound

[@Noahfr1k]

3:01 I can still hear the line

[@yes-lfs]

next time on pannenkoek1012: pannenkoek completes his life in 0.5 a presses.

[@thelibyanplzcomeback]

SM64 TAS: God Mode

[@bubbyboy5944]

you did this for half a day that's dedication

[@SkicoNow]

A day is a day. You can't say it's only a half.

[@SerialBull]

Well, a half day is when you press and hold the day before entering the level and continuing to hold the day during the level.

[@xenosonic9x414]

Yes, you can. A half day is just 12 hours, which is how much time this psychopath spent building up speed, for example.

[@SonicMatrix64]

"For the record, this is TAS" I fucking hope so

[@SonicMatrix64]

Absolutely not, my brain needs to be tool assisted for that shit

[@Cane-Aubright]

How do you have the patience to push a wall for 12 hours?!

[@YannYann12345]

tools

[@abcdefzhij]

***** Lol, I said that as more of a joke. But yeah, you get the point.

[@danilomendonca31]

Best player in the world

[@lashybean]

Mario: (Teleports behind skuttlebug,) “Nothing personal kid.”

[@astronerd2485]

The horror if you fall off the platform after waiting 12 hours of backing up into a wall

[@Brian-rp7dj]

This is art on a level that will not be understood until we are all bones in the ground.

[@unimpressedlink2507]

The real reason for this run is that the a button on his controller only works half the time

[@supermarble94]

Could you use the side of the elevator to stutter up so you don't have to do the jump kicks? Or can you just not interact with the elevator at all? Or does doing that set your speed to 0?

[@andrewprahst2529]

"Sir you've been in a coma for 4 years" "Oh boy, I can't wait to see how QPU's I can cross with this speed!"

[@Gammija]

this is ridiculously cool and i love it

[@RagbagMcShag]

And when we were kids they laughed at us when we ran into walls thinking we dont know what we do. We just tried to build up momentum lmao

[@douglasstephenson952]

I thought of a way to kill the mystery goomba, what if you put the block in the spot you put it in your TRING to kill the mystery goomba video, but instead you used teleport hacks to make the block tangible, like when you teleported in your explanation of the impossible coin? Just a thought.

[@AidanS99]

Ah. So this is why we haven’t found parallel universes yet. We weren’t using the syncing speed for proper qpu alignment! I gotta tell NASA!!!

[@pihesfsk]

what stops mario from standing on the elevator? curious, as that is the whole reason for the half a press.

[@MariaNicolae]

When Mario's pushing against out of bounds, he simply won't snap to floors. So, Mario won't follow the elevator up.