Small Soldiers - Alan Calls the Toy Company

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Alan Abernathy (Gregory Smith) makes a phone call to the Heartland Play Systems toy company because he’s really pissed off about the Commando Elite destroying his dad’s toy store.

[@jakemorgan6620]

He said “just transfer me to a machine!” 😂

[@IamtheNoodleGirl]

0:43 I’M NOT A MA’AM!!!

[@DarkAlexRochaX7977]

Alan is a dude not a ma'am LoL 🤣

[@stevencarter8801]

Alan is boy not lady

[@JakeLlavore]

Please state the name of your toy and the nature of your problem.

[@scoutart1508]

@@stevencarter8801 well she is dim witted

[@jbbizzle828]

Female Operator: "Have a nice wonderful day, ma'am." Me (imitating SJW meme): "DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER?!"

[@derrisEbynum7182]

I'mI remember this movie from my childhood, I laughed when he said "I'm not a ma'am." I feel sorry for Alan believing that he was blamed for those toys being destroyed. At the end poor Archer, even he was trying to help Alan figure out what happened with the gorgonites. I still have this movie on VHS tape since I was 10 years old, brings me back memories looking at this movie. ❤❤😂

[@beenneed2865]

l remember this movie from my childhood , l laughed when he said " l'm not a ma ' am . " l feel sorry for Alan believing that he was blamed for those toys being detroyed . At the poor Archer , even he was trying to help Alan figure out what happened with the gorgonites . l still have this movie on VHS tape since l was 10 years old , brings

[@beenneed2865]

me back memories looking at this . l laughed when Alan said " l'm not a ma ' am. " 😂😂😂

[@derrisEbynum7182]

@@beenneed2865 Why are you copying of my comment?!

[@jesseherrera6970]

I remember this movie from my child hood , l laughed when he said * l / m not a m a / a m for those toys being destroyed to help Alan figure out what happened with the gorgonites . I still have this movie on VHS tape since l was 1 0 years old , brings me back memories looking

[@jesseherrera6970]

at this movie . I laughed when Alan said * l / m not a m a / a m * you can help but feel bad for both Archer and Alan . / / / / /

[@thevisi0naryy]

Searched Alan Abernathy looking for this scene, and it’s the only one that popped up. And it was just uploaded 6 months ago lol. Thank you dear sir.

[@jesseherrera6970]

Searched Alan Abernathy looking for this scene , and it / s the only one that popped up . And it was just uploaded 6 months ago lol . Thank you dear sir .

[@thevisi0naryy]

@@jesseherrera6970 Searched Alan Abernathy looking for this scene, and it’s the only one that popped up. And it was just uploaded 6 months ago lol. Thank you dear sir.

[@TintinMeetsGorillaz]

There’s no need for anyone yelling at nice people of operators on phone.

[@MovieLover1995]

Alan was just angry because he got blamed for destroying his Dad’s toy store, and it sounded like that broad on the other end of the phone doesn’t know much about those toys.

[@DanielPizarro1]

Except when they're clearly "prepared" for only giving answers which obviously does not count as "solutions" to your trouble with them, nor even as "help"... AND they even call you "ma'am" even after you clearified them you're NOT

[@jesseherrera6970]

There's no need for anyone yelling at nice people of operators on phone .

[@HieiDaHellSpawn94]

She also misgender him

[@Luispbringstheheat]

His face when she called him ma'am 😆

[@jesseherrera6970]

His face when she called him m a / a m /

[@khaansulu5695]

Hah this scene cracked us up when we watched it as kids we still quote it sometimes "I'm not a ma'am!"

[@jesseherrera6970]

Hah this scene cracked us up when we watched it as kids we still quote it sometimes * l / m a ma / am / *

[@khaansulu5695]

@@jesseherrera6970 Your bot is broken

[@zpushy633sora]

@@khaansulu5695 No he's a Stupid Mexican

[@Jotinko]

I’ve always been amused by the ditzy receptionist.

[@jesseherrera6970]

I / ve always been amused by the ditzy receptionist .

[@zpushy633sora]

@@jesseherrera6970 Blalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala (Mocking Spanish Language)

[@zpushy633sora]

@@jesseherrera6970 Spanish Boy

[@mphlohi]

LAWSUIT, GOT THAT?! love that one

[@MovieLover1995]

"Alan Abernathy. 330-555-0125." (Hangs up)

[@mrabcd3819]

I'm not a maam

[@jesseherrera6970]

I / m not a maam

[@JakeLlavore]

0:12 The toys are the Gorgonites.

[@jesseherrera6970]

0 / 1 2 The toys are the Gorgonites .

[@danallansarthou7]

Just keep quiet, Give respectful phone talk for toy, clothing and shoe company?

[@jesseherrera6970]

Just keep quiet , Give respect ful phone talk for toy , clothing and shoe company /

[@zpushy633sora]

@@jesseherrera6970 Blalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala

[@johnnyjohn-johnson7738]

I can't be the only one who thinks that Alan's appearance, voice and entire persona was the inspiration for Steve Burnside (especially how he looked in the Dreamcast version of Code Veronica).

[@shanenickell4559]

Major Chip Hazard: (in Alan's voice, distorted) Shut up! Don't talk...... Not a word! (dies)

[@MovieLover1995]

That was Archer. Not Chip Hazard.

[@shanenickell4559]

@@MovieLover1995 But imagine Major Chip Hazard's last words would be Alan's recorded voice from Archer

[@mateorodriguezquezada2431]

That's no way to talk to a toy like that. Poor Archer Nice going Alan, you just hurt Archer's feelings!

[@derrisEbynum7182]

Alan was just frustrated with having to be blamed for the toys being wrecked.

[@jesseherrera6970]

Poor Archer . Nice going Alan , you just hurt Archer / s feelings /

[@bgoodswell6913]

What’s the name of a toy and what was the nature about a problem?

[@JakeLlavore]

0:12 The toys are the Gorgonites.

[@jesseherrera6970]

What / s the name of a toy and what was the nature about a problem /

[@JakeLlavore]

1:05 Destroy Gorgonites

[@stevencarter8801]

Shut up!

[@JakeLlavore]

@@stevencarter8801 1:14 Alan

[@stevencarter8801]

@@JakeLlavore stop talk to me.

[@JakeLlavore]

@@stevencarter8801 1:19 Archer was about to speak to Alan.

[@stevencarter8801]

@@JakeLlavore not a word!

[@MiguelG-j5j]

Alan is not really pissed off anymore

[@MovieLover1995]

@@MiguelG-j5j He's all kinds of pissed off. His dad blamed him for wrecking his toy store, his tools going missing, the Commando Elite toys went missing, Alan can't pay Joe back even though he promised to pay him back, and now that's gonna get Joe in trouble with Alan's dad. Alan's already in enough trouble as it is because he allowed his dad's toy store to sell the Gorgonites and the Commando Elite toys, even though his dad has a policy where he doesn't sell war or military toys.

[@jasonwaterson6762]

Greetings Alan Now Shutup! LOL

[@zpushy633sora]

1:05 That's what I came here for

[@jesseherrera6970]

1 / 0 5 That's what l came here for

[@zpushy633sora]

@@jesseherrera6970 Fucking Mexican

[@DanielPizarro1]

¿It's just me... or it seems that operator was actually enjoying being anyhting except useful for Alan? I mean... that satisfaction smile she had during the entire phone call xDD

[@surferguy1974]

You could tell she was pissed after she hunged up! Lol

[@jesseherrera6970]

/ lt / just me . . . or it seems that operator was actually enjoying being anything except useful for Alan / l mean . . . that satisfaction smile she had during the entire phone call x D D

[@MrMolova]

What other film do I know her from? It's doing my head in 🤣

[@jesseherrera6970]

What other film do l know her from / lt / s doing my head in 😂

[@jesseherrera6970]

What other film do l know her from / lt / s doing my head in 😂

[@zpushy633sora]

@@jesseherrera6970 Blalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala

[@zpushy633sora]

@@jesseherrera6970 I can't Understand your Language

[@zpushy633sora]

@@jesseherrera6970 I don't know how that Language works

[@andrewwarwick8129]

Grumpy Alan

[@jesseherrera6970]

Grumpy Alan

[@chimericalical]

Soooo, from context clues, Alan Abernathy definitely lives in Ohio near Medina. His phone number starts with 330. When asked what’s beyond the high way he says farms. So… they’re probably corn farms and he’s probably in Ohio

[@MovieLover1995]

The setting is in the small town of Winslow Corners, Ohio. So you're kind of right.

[@dnasty312]

You can see Ohio license plates throughout

[@SoirRiver]

misgendering him lmao

[@KenMasters.]

With a prepubescent voice for a 15-year-old like Alan, of course he would sound like a Karen over the phone. 😆

[@jesseherrera6970]

misgen dering him lmao

[@christoperfleming6832]

Well they should have program the gorgonites the fight them so they can win. And why would that program them to fight the creatures?

[@jesseherrera6970]

Well they should have program the gorgonites the fight them so they can win . And why would that program them to fight the creatures /

[@jasonleelook3454]

Hey don’t tell him shut up sorry

[@MovieLover1995]

Alan was just angry because he got blamed by his dad for his toy store being wrecked. Not to mention nobody believes him about the toys being alive. Not even customer service for the toy company.

[@jasonleelook3454]

Ok i don’t like him tell that toy shut up