Smallest Country Republic of Molossia

Smallest Country Republic of Molossia

[@clivethefuhrer822]

*Cuts branch* *throws it into USA*

[@cameronjohnson4284]

*Gets turned into a Puppet state*

[@Josh-kk8fd]

Cut to US military blockade performing political sanctions

[@kadate30]

absolute madlad

[@r_xyz000]

WAR!

[@Bootsingkats]

WAR

[@kimjongtrump1934]

Molossia: we found oil! America: Molossia needs democracy and freedom!

[@kimjongtrump1934]

Wolf of the Mountain freedom!

[@Hi-Hono]

Kim Jong Trump Technically, that's already a part of the US. Micro nation's aren't actual nation's. They're in lala land.

[@tayetrotman]

Troy Lewis Really? How boring.

[@Hi-Hono]

Taye Trotman Nobody said reality would be fun.

[@Bootsingkats]

If Molossia is big enough, it could technically be a Country.

[@wendycheng484]

I know when my country is in trouble I am so grateful and honoured that Molossia is on our side.

[@josichstaler4909]

XDS

[@josichstaler4909]

XDDD

[@PlayBoiMur]

Molossia did win a war...

[@Rob-mr2pt]

Wendy Cheng SOME PRETTY BIG FACTS: MOLLOSIA HAS NO REAL LEGITIMACY

[@pasteljelly2234]

It won 3 wars

[@benjaminlopez1560]

We must stop their testing of nuclear missiles 4:55

[@willtattersall1940]

Bloody Nora!

[@Vandarte_translator]

Oh right!

[@madeinmississippi662]

@3:42 give Mr. Rogers his train back.

[@phoenixbabbitt2597]

U right.

[@jared1187]

😂😂😂

[@gripdeath]

1:53 Anti-Molossian rebels overthrowing Molossian Dictator Circa 1985 (colorised)

[@williamhughes6856]

yungtaco oml 😂

[@dylantee44]

Praise molossia

[@asantemandiopera3717]

It’s true😂💔

[@eavn9684]

He's being sarcastic, he still pays taxes to the United States.

[@watsisbuttndo829]

Thats some third dan black belt dry humor.

[@maiq_6821]

@@eavn9684 no, it's not taxes, its foreign aid.

[@alexsmith1207]

@@eavn9684 it's still a country

[@carllorenzandonaque9242]

What they're doing is fun...!! This guy is young at heart.. At his age his still playing this sort of games.. 😂

[@user-rt4og9ci2o]

He's not playing he owns a country

[@AAArnold]

@Ja Ma Theres a lot of kids inside of me then...

[@samrainnie2104]

SWGYArnold Reread that before Chris Hanson shows up

[@AAArnold]

@@samrainnie2104 What??? There is no Chris Hannson here.

[@quibbles7468]

Would it be crazy if in 100 years this actually becomes a country?

[@yyumanager4709]

It actually is a country and is a registered country

[@MarkEmperor]

I hope I live longer to see it happen. Oh man, its gonna be such a sight! 😃

[@someguy2594]

Matrix [colt] no it’s not, it’s not recognized by the UN or the CIA, this is just a joke

[@Ninja-cq3cm]

It is a country

[@elfrank333]

Its is not consider a country by any other nation and it dosent have the structure to be one but if you thing it each private owner haves hes own little country some how

[@williamfreeman6815]

He has that Peter Griffin vibe to him

[@justpapi]

eh.... he aint hurting anybody

[@homersimpson6585]

This would be a perfect tv show

[@N-one123]

8:18 I’m the president 😂 for police man that was the joke of the year 😆

[@GusThePrankster]

Molossia is a real country. It has its own government, capital, currency, railroad, space program, and even time zone! It even has a national park.

[@SuperBleach999]

Make Molossia great again

[@albanbeci8102]

It was never great

[@lilshiny]

Kay Khai wdym it was always great

[@eliasishereoldchannel6784]

Is this a joke?

[@Emilherulf]

no

[@tobeytransport2802]

No

[@danielfellows3866]

i wish it was

[@TrafficPartyHatTest]

EliasIsHere nope

[@nintenoin8916]

EliasIsHere no

[@bilelkhentache4924]

Im sure that this has inspired Bethesda to create the republic of Dave in Fallout 3

[@itorca]

Tax evasion is nice

[@DaMeng3000]

If you were smarter you’d be able to do it too.

[@itorca]

@@DaMeng3000 smarter wow that's in relation to guy who found geography glitch and was able to exploit it. Or are you questioning my intelligence to just troll the responses. if so bravo. If not I'll sell you some ocean front property in south Dakota.

[@alechenderson8410]

He still pays taxes it's just seen as foreign aid

[@donovannotmyname7306]

Taxation is theft

[@m4k3r67]

Yeah.he read my book "tax evasion 101"

[@CollinAbroadcast]

*drew binsky enters the chat*

[@haidarbaddah3502]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭💔

[@blagoevski336]

Lmao

[@vladimirlenin6017]

Top comment

[@vladimirlenin6017]

@pluto nobody cares :)

[@net-work_]

*Nas Daily enters the chat*

[@phillipiniestra7379]

Mom the neighbor's declaring war on us

[@kj4ilk]

just go hit them with some balloons again

[@phillipiniestra7379]

kjilk simble. There firing fireworks at me what do i do?

[@PlanetEarth7894]

Phillip Iniestra 😂😂😂😂😂💀💀

[@bilalsabaayoun879]

Phillip Iniestra thats it, they'll have to deal with our navy now

[@phillipiniestra7379]

We've found oil in molassia

[@raphaellauf7786]

"im kind of a down to earth guy" wears a full general suit with more medals then pepsi makes cans

[@ayrtoncoetzee1546]

Spookesaurus Rex this guy has an entire air Force hidden in his garage, doesn't he?

[@ncrveteranranger9126]

Ayrton Coetzee 288 tank divisions

[@kiraqueen4873]

He has an underground base and ready to attack, all that just to distract us from the truth.

[@ncrveteranranger9126]

My name is not Rick he has thousands of leopard tanks on his garage.

[@primaryjuice8400]

Spookesaurus Rex exactly what I was about to comment but then I saw this lmao I’m dead 🤣

[@convolutedcarcass1523]

This guy listened when his parents told him he could be anything when he grew up.

[@melainenyuyfoninsaikila5812]

Hahaha

[@SnupikV1]

🤣😂😂

[@fnln544]

I only made Eagle Scout, Reverend, Dad, Police Sergeant and Lieutenant Colonel. I'm blessed, but I've never had an even more honorable title whether Molossia or Sealand, but of the micronations of the world. Best regards. Keith

[@sorapantsu8598]

Good kid.

[@nicholasthuya7683]

Lol at least he achevied more than you ever could

[@Minboelf]

*THIS IS WHY NO COUNTRIES DARE TO NUKE USA BECAUSE OF MOLSSIA PRESENCE*

[@schnitzelberry]

All hail Mollosia!

[@robertsilva8097]

I'm Field Marshal I command the army in the Navy in the Air corps and the horse calvary

[@flagwashere]

@@robertsilva8097 Ay is that the bonnie blue flag?

[@atc5412]

I didn't know a country called Molssia existed

[@atc5412]

@Joseph Martinez No he spelled "Molossia" as "Molssia" that's what I'm saying. I already knew that Molossia existed but I didn't Molssia

[@Matthewvikki]

Top 10 Countries that would most likely start World War III

[@ZealousWins]

Molossia can't do a ting.

[@Eddinho17]

Aiden the Flamethrower R/whooosh

[@ZealousWins]

Eddo Dijkstra What does that mean?

[@Eddinho17]

Aiden the Flamethrower that the Joke flew right over your head

[@ZealousWins]

Eddo Dijkstra ok, thanks

[@gigachadgaming1551]

* throws away leftovers * Darn it that was 20 percent of my economy

[@muhdshuhairi609]

* throws away a Uniform * Darn it, that was 88 Percent of my economy

[@manubear9968]

*Throws away his dick* Darn infertility has struck my nation

[@boitshokonormanmabuse7472]

😂

[@Nosti98]

Hey he’s gonna launch his nukes at u no be make fun of him 😡

[@Nosti98]

He has a nuke programya know

[@deutan4390]

Fun Fact: He declared war on East Germany and claims it is still ongoing (?)

[@hyml_300]

Because there is a small province of cuba that gave claims to it to east germany

[@kaiserwilhelmii9281]

Ya Cuba said that they gave it symbolically but meh

[@theplaguedoctor1248]

🇩🇪

[@anthonyjh02]

I can only imagine how hilarious it would be if Germany took it hella seriously and brought in a full army.

[@abbad707]

@@anthonyjh02 East Germany was a dissolved state which the Soviets ruled.

[@mass13344]

This is all “cute” and “fun and games” untill They declare all out naval warfare on the United States don’t be fooled by their cute secretary

[@GabetheS]

Molosia would have the upper hand considering they r in the desert

[@jaredwarner8070]

A landlocked nation declaring naval warfare?

[@liddle1234]

@@jaredwarner8070 It's genius really, no one would expect it.

[@TacticalBaguette]

@@jaredwarner8070 they have a naval infantry unit

[@Ayy_Doll_Fiddler]

@@jaredwarner8070 NO ONE EXPECTS A MOLOSSIAN NAVAL ASSAULT

[@saucymcnuggets8963]

Reminds me of Republic of Dave from fallout 3

[@phoneguy4257]

I just wrote that

[@Josbaujos4]

Yup, here's the comment I was looking for!

[@somerandomdudewithachannel325]

Lol

[@thesebplaysgames2345]

I think the Republic of Dave is a parody of micronations but in every way The Republic of Dave fits the bill as a working nation although very poor

[@lilgravyvert9991]

(Breaking news) Mollosia has struck oil!!!! *AMERICA has entered the chat*

[@WingsofHistory]

Lilgravyvert Reach for the sky

[@skibididopyesdop]

money money money dollar billz

[@wildchild6342]

*fortunate son plays*

[@lilgravyvert9991]

Wild Child some folks are born... made to wave the flag

[@Man_Aslume]

Molossia nukes the white house and takes over the world The good ending for the world

[@jackheads6415]

Molossia - Finds oil USA - Declares war

[@nothingthere6190]

Molossia: *win the war*

[@usercp19666]

boring in usa pipe line

[@TRXLLGE]

300 Likes

[@sorapantsu8598]

Also USA: "Chief, we don't have pipes of that size!!" Also USA: "Damn. how small is that?"

[@johnlocke4695]

According to the United States law, he can claim the oil that was found in his property.

[@yyumanager4709]

I'm going to build a country right next to theres so I can declare war

[@lowqualityentertainment4886]

@@antyessir2048 if you do that, I'm helping molossia as a mercenary

[@antyessir2048]

@@lowqualityentertainment4886 Good .

[@lowqualityentertainment4886]

@@antyessir2048 I thought I replied to the poster, not you sorry.

[@dirt1504]

Then there would be a revolution xD

[@thesecondmexicanempire5742]

Good luck, even the Americans can’t beat them

[@wolfmanwolfie2960]

A country that can be colonized with one unarmed strong man

[@inactiveaccount5455]

not entirely true but if there strong enough yes

[@-Faris-]

What EU4 mod is this?

[@msmsmsms8515]

doug walker

[@viktheprick7154]

Better hope that there is no oil on Molossia.

[@andrew_owens7680]

They have to import all their oil from Shop Rite.

[@ColHogan-le5yk]

Something something anschluss

[@alaskaball188]

OUULLLLLL!!!

[@jerrylipezcarrillo4400]

VikthePrick jajajaja fucken epic!! I bow my hat to u sir.

[@fredricknoe3114]

VikthePrick you mean Freedom juice?

[@doblejota9651]

6:05 I almost spit my morning coffee when I saw his bodyguard

[@vin6665]

LMFAO YEAH XD

[@_cvxx_6668]

fear the molossian bodyguard

[@mat9958]

Imagine that he have ninja abilities

[@gleefulglock9461]

Lmfaooooooo

[@7.62x54MosinMan]

LOL

[@ragimundvonwallat8961]

if he find oil.......democracy will come lol

[@rehmsmeyer]

Ragimund VonWallat Hahahahahahah! Literally the funniest comment I've seen in a millennium.

[@ragimundvonwallat8961]

Cory ` lol thanks

[@TheObsidianX]

partyontheweeknds xoxo they don’t need false claims because it is a separatist nation

[@USSCYT]

partyontheweeknds xoxo They don't need false claims. It's a dictatorship.

[@blaumax918]

Cop: What is the uniform for? I am the President of Mollassia, visiting the house of your President. My house is a bit smaller. ROFL.

[@jonathanr4886]

blaumax918 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂

[@squibbdibb]

6:16 Molossian militia invading the US Capitol. -1952 Colorized.

[@Celty]

This is why they loss 4:55

[@ssssSTopmotion]

They won

[@CaliberStone]

Can I just say, this man has an AMAZING sense of humor. Also, do you people realize he actually makes money doing this? He gets tourists. Tourists! To come to his house! By God, if I could make money by declaring my house a country, you bet your ass I would.

[@Zebcast]

I'd love to go there. I've already been to Broccotropolis, the smallest in the world. That was cool.

[@sp1re889]

CaliberStone just declare your bed room a country

[@rileyawesomsauce]

So do it

[@rileyawesomsauce]

8-BITE STUDIOS ok

[@homersimpson6585]

CaliberStone make ur bed room the capital

[@ayrtoncoetzee1546]

Imagine this guy attempting to go to war with the US and winning

[@hksniperkid3599]

Ayrton Coetzee that’s cool

[@angadkappor2028]

Ayrton Coetzee lol

[@احمدالجهني-ه1ح4د]

Ayrton Coetzee Yeah he will... ... ... ... Becuse the us army didn't come x'D . USA: wait ....that wasn't troll?

[@RubiMercuri]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@LordSauron219]

They are actually in war with east Germany lol

[@jesussalvador8495]

Their rocket program is still better than North Korea’s

[@brycecakes9541]

haha true

[@travismccutchan3144]

Cheap store bought play rockets Vs. modern ICBM’s

[@JoCE2305]

Cheap, simple, effective if it lands on somebodies head.

[@toast4899]

north Korea can destroy the entire country. with the risk of their own demise

[@bryanmartinez6600]

They can actually launch into the USA...

[@Itsprincesweets]

Who would win: Republic of Molossia Republic of Dave

[@TheJesielpenateshow]

Fallout reference hahaha

[@moonlightltd219]

Republic of Dave would mop the floor with Molossia

[@SnaggleTurd]

I don't know because Dave has that new hunting rifle but mollosia has bottle rockets and rafts

[@tylerscott8208]

Im Republic of new russia a microstate in New Jersey

[@krashface4870]

Oh lord this is the greatest dilemma of my life. The RoD is clearly superior for numbers and sheer coesion, but the RoM have clear superior of weaponry and lead. But considering all, the RoM may even have the support of the NCR, providing more manpwer and weaponry. So the RoM win the war

[@jvbassin2391]

Molosia “declares naval war” america “turns and sees 2 people on an inflatable kayak coming at their warship america “forefits

[@jamienewton9396]

Castmaster bro you made me laugh so much that I’ve woken my new born baby up hahah

[@bigtony2559]

America: :someone get the musket we have to make it fair:

[@leopardskinpillboxhat]

this was eye cancer to read

[@oljimeagle]

Declares naval war Nevada is landlocked US gives up and recognizes his sovereignty..

[@Lexohhbeats]

Castmaster lmao

[@Cooliohenrik]

better than north korea

[@enthusiastisch1922]

Shit joke.

[@haydenschutterle6084]

@@enthusiastisch1922 but truthful in the end

[@AirborneIH]

@@enthusiastisch1922 rekt

[@daltonmiller5590]

@@enthusiastisch1922 The fuck?

[@JoeKurr5]

Enthusiastic it is true tho

[@plasmaearth1796]

This is either the stupidest or the greatest thing I've ever seen.

[@ihaveseverefrootsnackism]

PlasmaEarth the greatest

[@kitcattvofficial9824]

The greatest

[@Mat-dn2ki]

PlasmaEarth it’s the greatest thing you’ve ever seen

[@jamesbulldogmiller]

Sean Murray You've got it right.

[@manfacepfp9]

The greatest

[@sanctificate6285]

6:53 President of Molossia meeting Abraham Lincoln (colourized)

[@lbarreda]

oMG, hE dIDnT ActUaLlY mEeT HiM, lInColN dIEd AlReaDY 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[@HogBurger]

@@lbarreda I was about to rant about how it was a joke but then I realized you were probably joking

[@vibe_sauce]

You forgot about the Battle for Molossia.

[@billbakyl]

Oh god it was like a recreation of mw2

[@Vandarte_translator]

It was a hard and sad gistory event. F

[@gort1319]

molossia mainly used the super soker?

[@billbakyl]

Vandarte Freelancer - Translator F

[@billbakyl]

PILZ Yes, and there new super weapon the water ballon.

[@finleyl.2822]

Got to be careful Molossia, if even one person enters your country you may have overpopulation. 😂

[@bryanellis3125]

Finley L. Hahah, only takes 3 ppl to invade too...

[@mithren1358]

*Takes out gun*

[@StansAuto83]

Finley L. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@coconutxd7552]

@@bryanellis3125 8 years ago they got invaded for 2 days. It was 1 person.

[@bryanellis3125]

@@coconutxd7552 It was a tragedy for this beautiful nation.

[@skullbones942]

Their national anthem...? A nickelback song.

[@ST-kr7hz]

Naw man it's Kelly Clarkson did you even watch the video?

[@getredytagetredy]

Skull Bones ...the US anthem needs to be changed to "Comfortably Numb" by Pink Floyd...

[@callies4105]

Skull Bones i actually laughed out loud at this

[@AR_119]

Yakity sax

[@AAArnold]

They have an ACTUAL anthem en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Republic_of_Molossia

[@Huskyboi_]

The 2 things I want to do now I have watched this epic video: 1. Visit mollosia 2. Start my own country

[@CSRV806]

Molossia*

[@Huskyboi_]

@@CSRV806 thanks although I said this 2 years ago

[@CopperHelm]

Same

[@republicofmuloski]

Micronation*

[@benhalsey7310]

Fun Fact: Molossia entered a war with another micro nation and won, and later on the other micro nation launched their first rocket, but it was shot down by Molossian forces.

[@nightwalker7212]

"Forces"

[@shirlryguo1630]

Wow.. that's cool 😯

[@Iamsigma79]

Kim Halsey wait what fuck is this true??

[@miamiwendigo]

Let me guess they were fire works

[@trini_aviation9543]

2 lunatics attacking each other nothing out of the usual

[@dswag8495]

Mollosia annexes Nevada and wyoming USA:.......... WTF....

[@Pastelss_]

Wyoming is 1 state away from Nevada

[@Wooper160atThePond]

Watch out! the United States may not like you firing rockets into their airspace.

[@Maxwell_H]

They will just nuke them. (Aka they will just nuke them self)

[@plymouthfury6840]

NoobitMax Gaming lmfao

[@mrdepressed8864]

I can take down this country by myself

[@bilalkhalid8202]

A dildo

[@ryman1933]

@Kyle Rehbein I have me and an average sized guy. Is that enough?

[@phoneguy4257]

I'll just bring some type of shotgun, probably drum fed. One shot, one kill.

[@phoneguy4257]

@@user-sx4mv1qm2k Okie dokie

[@inactiveaccount5455]

really?

[@Swrvn]

Molossia space program: lands rocket on mars Space X: am I a joke to you?

[@matthewcheah843]

😂

[@diehardpizza7107]

cn you imagine tho yea you can do that in our county without taxes and then a 5 people country gets backked by spacex

[@DylanBaca]

Child: *hits President of Molossia* President of Molossia: *sends children to labor camp*

[@mingoliplays2365]

Woah woah woah ay ay ay ay!

[@andrewmorris483]

1:55 Attempted coup

[@yeetandskeet]

ahahahaha

[@tuttifrutti2093]

Its not your pizza... IS OUR PIZZA

[@hyper4306]

COUP DE ATAT!!!!

[@jigrodrigues]

Andrew Morris he bought out the opposition with pizza

[@I.KUchiha]

LOOOOOL

[@RoGuExPaNcAkE]

So this must be where family guy got their idea from lol

[@Matthewvikki]

RoGuExPaNcAkE this glorious country was founded before the episode.

[@derekelliot7239]

TheRabbidHD yea that's kinda key to what he was saying lol I think you may have misread that

[@thienandinh7073]

Yoo i was thinking the same exact thing

[@yammmit]

TheRabbidHD I think you misread the comment.

[@josh5220]

I was about to say that in the comments

[@dishangalison]

Build a wall between Molossia and America!

[@Roderick4057]

america isnt a country

[@yeshellohowareu8791]

Make Molossia Great Again!

[@ehwhhed4239]

and make america pay for it

[@noideaforaname7797]

partyontheweeknds xoxo you mean Lesotho and south africa

[@noideaforaname7797]

vilhis Swaziland borders Mozambique as well it is not fully surrounded by south Africa like Lesotho is

[@LeoCalonder]

“I’m a very down to earth guy” *wears a military uniform to do gardening and collect pizza

[@GodittoC]

69 likes, make a wish!

[@jameschurch8540]

I want to found my own country next to Molossa, and have a yearly multinational nerf/water gun war's.

[@ChornefulBuilds]

+James Church Me too, I would like that as well XD

[@anon.slacker9310]

My associate and I are creating a 200 acre country that shall be known only as Elysium. It will be a refuge to the needy and a political asylum to those looking to get away from America.

[@arcturus9366]

James Church I will nule Molossia, with a bottle rocket with Coke and mentos

[@arcturus9366]

Anon. Slacker My nation will be called DerektDomination or DRKT dominion

[@ohiosaurustex3177]

Mine will be the Empire of Northeast Ohio!

[@lolface4435]

*Plays tropico once*

[@fent970]

hey, nice profile pic

[@stephen5857]

SHREK I Found You! Senpai!!!

[@ThePraetorianOfTerra]

PRESTON!! STOP MARKING SETTLEMENTS!!

[@stephen5857]

how about being able to move settlements instead

[@ThePraetorianOfTerra]

Preston Garvey If it means your not marking them on the Sentinels Pipboy and occupying all his free time then sure. It co-encides with our mission to liberate and rebuild this country anyway.

[@henatatorplays]

I felt sad until I realized that they don't actually take themselves seriously. Looks like fun!

[@nikolasarapov6984]

Me too

[@xxl3gittrYhard]

4:54 Molossia already has more nuclear capability than North Korea

[@Svarog88]

Not true

[@fortniteyoutuber928]

Desky its a joke you dumb fuck

[@sodapinez2598]

Desky r/WOOOSHHHHH

[@daweeb69]

it is a joke too you dumb ass

[@icaricc]

r/whoosh

[@Yillic]

Third world country near the US Bush: they might have oil

[@toast4899]

SENOIR PAAA technically this country is more developed than most of the usa

[@tobeytransport2802]

It is a 6th world country. Look up rankings for micronations

[@toast4899]

Tobey Wyles still more developed than iraq😂

[@tobeytransport2802]

Yes. They are

[@YoshiBroccoli]

Us government views video see a limo and 10 government vehicles pull up in molssia

[@Jonas-xl4wg]

Don't be fooled! This might be the worlds next superpower!

[@enonymuz8627]

To be honest he has a pretty big land in this ever increasing overpopulated earth and that could mean a treasure in the future

[@MarkEmperor]

I can't wait! The next thing you know Molossia has become a country like Canada on the western side of N.America. Can you imagine? What a sight! Something new!

[@Wechosworld]

I honestly think if you have this profile pics you automatically get more likes for some reason.

[@Jonas-xl4wg]

Luis Oropeza nah, gotten more likes without, just changed pic to join the army

[@leonards9667]

Sure. I mean look at their missiles testing. That's quite successful

[@alexblackish-709]

Him: I found oil, United States: sends every military personal to enforce peace!

[@Man_Aslume]

*'peace' Imagine Molossia wins

[@omgitspylot4411]

What a guy, y’all know he did this just to raise his kids in a safe and unique environment

[@AlexanderSiassi]

OMGitsPylot that's what makes it so great XD

[@trevorross550]

OMGitsPylot that’s actually really cool though.the only problem I have is that he doesn’t want Texans.

[@doctorzoidberg1715]

Most down earth comment and a great guy

[@averagejoepro5347]

Alexander no it’s tax evasion

[@justinowens270]

OMGitsPylot I

[@thenasiudk1337]

In year 2050 whole Nevada was Molossia territory

[@thewhat8279]

Was?

[@luisfelipevaldes5306]

2060, the whole world is Molossia now XDDD

[@buckplug2423]

it's like irl Ulm

[@theosvult4857]

3991- Fall of Molossian Union after conquering the whole galaxy.

[@stabbymcstabberson3177]

8018- Interdimensional Republic Of Molossia rises.

[@RandomRyan]

4:54 I think the U.S.A will lose if this country declares war.

[@dub_town8314]

Random Ryan 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@alexbird4977]

Definitely more scary than the North Korean missle program

[@schnitzelberry]

SURRENDER KIM

[@theaveragerailfanner7447]

Secret footage of the Republic of Molossia testing it's ICBM system, 2047, colorized

[@ninbendoyt3203]

Hi

[@cowboyjonathan3676]

Molosian: steps on US soil ICE: go back to Mexico

[@atc5412]

Lol they bought a colony from usa

[@Ggdp97]

He watched that one episode of Family Guy. Oh sow I got 300 likes yay.

[@coconutxd7552]

This country is 21 years old.

[@mrkiiprototype2938]

@@coconutxd7552 r/wooooosh

[@coconutxd7552]

@@mrkiiprototype2938 t/wood, I was joking too

[@coconutxd7552]

Also, this country can drink now

[@alekshukhevych2644]

I think he did it for his kids

[@bruhhhsmm2615]

Molossia could probably take down north korea on its own.

[@Deletedchannel506]

bruhhh SMM /Miiverse dictatorship of Molossia launches fire work strike on Korea and Korea has finally surrendered

[@Deletedchannel506]

I meant North Korea

[@kj4ilk]

yeah and a few M80s

[@masonm1124]

bruhhh SMM /Miiverse It can, it’s backed up by USA.

[@jarrod797]

Mollasia has 5x the naval power

[@ilc_o_O]

4:54 This country has a better military than North Korea.

[@monke2361]

King Kong Un would shit his pants if he saw that

[@AshkerTalks]

Thats y the US president made a deal rather than attacking l 😄😄😄

[@biggiecheese6545]

AshkerTalks so... you would rather have a war that would probably result in millions of deaths? Cause that’s what you’re basically saying with your comment

[@TheMjballer5]

Sweet baby Jesus. Their rockets can reach the USA!

[@Wyanleepgupjames]

Totally!

[@nwright270]

Wow I thought the smallest country was Vatican City.

[@ratmanreturns2037]

Shane Dawson’s Cat it is the smallest recognized nation

[@nwright270]

metal shredder O

[@sundeww]

It's a micronation

[@succiboi4045]

@Predator123s sealand is still not recognized as a country

[@schnitzelack]

@@succiboi4045 it was actually recognized by germany look it up

[@microstan4467]

i'm president of my own micro nation The Republic of Microstan

[@stunov3181]

@@davemustaine4866 Murdered by words.

[@El_Gallo_de_Pesca97]

Congrats

[@mikhalmosav4]

Mine is The Kingdom of Wize

[@legendarymuramasa2247]

@@davemustaine4866 boi you just cremated him

[@cryptical3236]

@@davemustaine4866 Ouch

[@Sinkinson_]

Seems like a good premise for an office style TV show

[@scottscott8123]

Holy shit somebody work on a pilot

[@fredricknoe3114]

Excuse me while I eat this mic wait they have an Air Force?

[@Pierce452]

Trailer Park Boys.

[@muhammadaizatcheazemi9062]

Molossia can into space

[@weeb6420]

Muhammad Aizat Che Azemi tru

[@drixkervinsahagun2181]

Of course

[@captbagel9658]

No

[@PlayBoiMur]

But not poland

[@thegenesiskid3716]

Molosia can enter nordic

[@shuvammajumdar]

One Baseball bat is enough to bring down this country.

[@allanrommeljaurigue6560]

😂

[@davidulsalla6002]

Only dream

[@killgxbriel5678]

Imagine being in the sea fighting American Battle ships and you see the Mollossia “Dictator” Pulls up inna water floaty.

[@bingchillin3628]

kiLL gxbriel pulls up in a wooden kayak and a bag of rocks

[@NegBPlusMinusSqrtB2Minus4ac-2a]

I would just surrender

[@theofilluseliezer8549]

Looks like goodspring to me

[@rottenapple01]

Wayne Ford i gibe you like just because of your profile picture

[@trippysnow3791]

99th like

[@therealfestus2472]

Its the republic of dave

[@utke22]

BIIIG IIIRROOOOOONNNN

[@samuelhaley3822]

Count Estroq Du château d'Estroq that is what I thought

[@alaskaball188]

01:52 civil war

[@fredricknoe3114]

Echo Kaissereich.

[@kedkos7417]

Brutal

[@LapisMinecraft]

Lol

[@minakshirajoriya5262]

i laughed so hard

[@serb9814]

Echo Syria in nutsell

[@Jonnyc448]

When this guy was a kid, he probably role played. Then, someone said stay cool and he never changed. Look at him now a king!

[@jmbpinto73]

Not king, a president!

[@griffinmcknight5261]

It's like Petoria

[@benjamineklund5319]

"Cat fish, not like we have a problem with it, but it's certainly banned"

[@benjamineklund5319]

Never heard that before, I didn't realize that was what he was getting at. I found his wording funny, why would something be banned if you don't have a problem with it?

[@Spaceboyy95]

As outrageous as his hobbies are, he seems like a great father :)

[@thecitizenoftheinternet1077]

What's so outrageous about his hobby?

[@andelofficial6235]

😲

[@isq2242]

Me: Mom, get me my AK Mom: Why? Me: I'm going to invade Molossia

[@Hugh_Jass1738]

Isqandar Zulqarnain I’ll bring my nerf gun

[@gamingforaday5446]

😂😂 bruh

[@nothingthere6190]

The malossia will win with this incrible defense

[@PeruvianPotato]

Well the Nostalgia Critic tried to invade it, it didn't go well

[@kcp0683]

Your gonna have to fight 33 people for it

[@tissuepaper4]

"Onions. Awful things." I'M MOVING TO MOLOSSIA AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME

[@josichstaler4909]

LETS GO COMRADE

[@fan9775]

Tissuepaper4 Why! What about onion soup, or onion rings, or...

[@coolguy13swag96]

I know right

[@Rob-mr2pt]

SOME PRETTY BIG FACTS: MOLLOSIA HAS NO REAL LEGITIMACY

[@brock6856]

Soviet anthem plays

[@gurpreetsinghbedi8909]

I want to immigrate to the great molosia how to get molosian citizenship

[@kinglion9800]

shut up Indian!

[@dasinsight4156]

King lion yuo racist man

[@noyelkalyani369]

You have to spell Molossia right. Capital "M" with 2 "ss". "Molossia" : )

[@v06261]

King lion shut up lion! Go back to the wild where you belong

[@tavish4699]

@@kinglion9800 racist piece of shit.....

[@natefreeborn1042]

Then how did Molossia win the war against Mustachistan, if they have a manpower problem!?

[@tuttifrutti2093]

Quality > Quantity

[@aaronh9653]

Superior Molossian engineering

[@onmegafan]

Thrown a nuke on it

[@aarons5259]

Aaron H Fuck you Aaron. I’m the only Aaron in this comment section.

[@aaronh9653]

Aaron S I will call the president of Molossia on you. If he’s crazy enough to go to war with East Germany who knows what he’ll do

[@KingLegendary1]

I hear 1% of shaggy's power is buried underneath the republic of molossia

[@dornixrex2818]

KingLegendary1 wtf

[@EscMad]

Fallout New Vegas 2 is looking good!

[@Hermes_The_Sage]

this comment

[@Skysiah0503]

XD Molossia better watch out for the Ceasers Legion

[@MACDADDY3HUNNUH]

The republic of Dave

[@ncrveteranranger9126]

- Skysiah0503 - you bet honey...

[@hda2243]

EscMad hahahah it is lol

[@Kvmilla]

I'd like to visit Molossia one day!

[@Christophertruck]

Kvmilla Have you gon ?

[@howdoyouspace230]

He’s a fucking nut job though

[@TheForsakenEagle]

Hopefully you can get through customs.

[@andrew_owens7680]

I'll bet he doesn't get off by being spanked with a magazine with his picture on it. And he probably doesn't make fun of the handicapped and veterans.

[@XTC-Magic]

You sir had lied to us you never went there

[@kimjongun505]

Its the republic of dave, literally

[@kaeldlr2018]

Except dave has real followers

[@ZcabbyDaFiend]

Kim Jong Un i agree.

[@vinnyavalanche]

Dave’s not here.

[@Ms_Vylet]

This was before the republic of dave

[@alaskaball188]

Ascicouz both the nations are comprised of there families

[@Fremium1]

All these comments but no one talks about my boy Fred the Customs man dang smh

[@atc5412]

He's just a mannequin

[@LordSplynter]

Where are you going in your vacations? *To Molossia.* Where is that? *In the **_middle of the desert_*

[@Lu98ish]

Can he get me a job there?I'm planning on moving to Molossia.

[@ԶադիկԽորոզյան]

Lu98ish yes u can go to the customs job

[@lalocatalan23]

I wonder what will happened if he declared war on the US lol.

[@raydenkreps2014]

"Sir, it appears the country of Molossia has declared war" "Hmm, send in two Army Pvt.'s: one to invade with standard issued gear and the other with a M-249 in the unlikely event he needs reinforcement."

[@Lukas-zv3gi]

They just need to send like 4 police cars over to his car lmao, no military intervention required.

[@guydude9285]

They could send a rent a cop mall security guard to take him out

[@arthurwesley6969]

@no no Greandier Guards March towards American solider

[@Kombine_Tmod]

America would just surrender, they couldn't even match the power of the great country of Molossia

[@reginainktoner157]

4:54 *Breaking news, The republic of molossia has launched nukes into the us territory*

[@sportshighlightcentral4708]

Literally the republic of Dave from Fallout 3 lol

[@fathankelley1596]

Sports Highlight Central thanks for this comment

[@d.plaguethedocter8542]

Sports Highlight Central true lol

[@lusca7148]

YES

[@andreasgobert2637]

This is my minecraft server

[@TheRoninDrifter]

Fallout New Vegas be like:

[@Skysiah0503]

Void Clearly you haven’t heard of The Republic of Dave.

[@ncrveteranranger9126]

Void, The Music Reviewer ikr

[@skyrimgeek11]

a truly independent vegas

[@staticomics]

Republic of Dave VS Republic of Molossia?

[@CV-Moore]

I wonder would like the Republic of Dave to go to war with the Republic of Molassia. That would be so entertaining.