Jimmy & I Made a Child.. | Hermitcraft x Empires S2 | Ep. 31

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[@alexiswilson4186]

Joel becoming the Zeus of the server and having a child with everyone he comes into contact with

[@brianwingert9895]

Why is that so true tho

[@Kiwimarauder]

Hahaha, Love that

[@adababs]

Well not quite, Joel at least asked Jimmy for permission 😂

[@tea_lexfs5542]

At least it's accurate to Greek mythology

[@suspiciousrat3090]

this sounds so cursed 😭😭

[@MaximumPanic]

I’m so proud of Jimmy for getting Joel to give up his “You are a toy” bit, only to tell him he was actually right after all was said and done. 🤣

[@virginiaproductions652]

Ah, I see the bots got here before me.

[@Mais_Corner12]

The fact he only said that cause he hit a member goal

[@gregcalvin4337]

I watched the stream were Jimmy said this!

[@RorThor]

It felt like a dare or something like that

[@_kaleido]

@@RorThor It was lol, Jimmy was doing a marathon stream a couple days ago and one of the things he would do if he got a certain amount of donos/members was tell Joel he was a toy.

[@sapphireous1083]

Jevin: To me, it's not about the present, it's about the effort in making it. I really hope whoever got me puts a lot of effort into the present Joel: *produces a whole child*

[@lolli_popples]

I feel like that counts as effort XD

[@matilda4204]

Bro casually just GAVE BIRTH

[@Poopsticle_256]

@PizzaByte1 You don’t have any videos

[@nuraolblast1721]

@@Poopsticle_256 it’s a spam, just report it

[@Arelius]

@@matilda4204 he's a god, he can do whatever he wants

[@jackolantern104]

I can't believe jimmy and joel now canonically have a child. That's what you call character development

[@samitamiteddy4439]

Enemies to lovers

[@halmittens]

@@samitamiteddy4439 true

[@Ashyiar]

@@samitamiteddy4439 FR 😭😭😭

[@rudrodeepchatterjee]

Literal, "character" development!

[@breprince1205]

He cheated on sussage daddy 😭

[@yMaxy]

To the confused people: Jimmy was doing a memberathon and he got enough members to tell Joel that he is a Toy

[@frostyskeletons8950]

Thank you! I was so confused

[@Idran]

Ooh, I was thinking it was a dare stick thing

[@rosalina_Thebestmariocharacter]

10:02 jimmy :how do we craft it ?(the child) Joel: *places a bed* Jimmy: *proceeds to place a bed again asking if Joel's sure and them takes of his pants*

[@AIDragon_2]

omg yes. Their friendship might be going a bit far lol

[@k4ndyo0]

From enemies to lovers 🤨🤨

[@CommanderWiggins]

Enemies to lovers, slow burn, mpreg, angst, hurt/comfort, rated T

[@laurenwagy801]

@@CommanderWiggins LMAO PLSS

[@Vexnatos]

team these two up with Keralis, Ren, and Scar for the Mildly Inappropriate Squad

[@yournotsolocalqueer]

"I was wondering if you can make a child with me?" THE PAUSE AFTER THAT IS HILARIOUS- Also, the person who makes the flirting chart has some more things to add now haha

[@dinalijayasuriya3196]

Sgorby's the person who made it btw, they also have a KZbin channel where they make really good animatics for Empires :)

[@vincalgamez]

**Joel just casually asks Jimmy to have _ with him**

[@lilypainter666]

@@dinalijayasuriya3196 what’s his KZbin channel called

[@dinalijayasuriya3196]

@@lilypainter666 Sgorby

[@lilypainter666]

@@dinalijayasuriya3196 oh ok

[@lolli_popples]

Joel is truly Zeus, he has so many children. He should go for a full blackout like on Bingo.

[@h_o_n_k_]

@PizzaByte stop advertising your channel, none cares

[@goofiestgoobster]

NAHHH ACTUALLY HE SHOULD “BLACK-OUT BINGO GUYS!! I HAD A KID WITH EVERYONE IN THE SERVER!!”

[@zoeythedoubletrouble-4254]

SHUT UP 😂😂😂😭

[@aubreyamezuca1889]

i'm down as long as he make each child a god of a different thing. bonus point if he make his and lizzie's child the god of cats.

[@aidanlanz3114]

Now we just need Sausage and Jimmy to make a child and then well have a perfect triangle of Baby Daddies! 👶😂❤️

[@ShadowLoves2Game]

Lol yessss

[@GSBlitzen]

Yes, Agreed. We need a Sausage x Jimmy Love child

[@GSBlitzen]

@@truffzetruffle Yeah, and she's not gonna be here. There is no Lowe, only a "Tiny Tom" whatever that is. I pray to god that Joel and Jimmy have another Love child and its Lowe this time

[@carstories4169]

@PizzaByte you have no videos

[@LordGalaxyakatherizzardofoz]

Ahhh

[@mlcsracingnetwork]

Can't wait for the Empires State building

[@lolli_popples]

KEEP IT GOING I LOVE THIS TRAIN

[@itsArka]

I see what you did there

[@That_random_coral]

To be fair this is why Joel is in his furry arc (making fun of bots) : kzbin.info/www/bejne/larUhJWkl7qmoJY

[@StarMarine1084]

@PizzaByte ur mom

[@brianwingert9895]

@PizzaByte I shall report you for being a jerk

[@hazzard_destroyer]

“Do you want to make a child with me?” “I NEVER THOUGHT YOU WOULD ASK!”

[@mythalda0040]

@PizzaByte what videos? You have a single 6 second short on your channel my man

[@mythalda0040]

oh wait the short isn't even yours XD.. so you have No videos

[@TiagoMonteiroArt]

We all NEVER thought he would ask! 🤣

[@Autumn_Frost]

It's so strange Joel and Jimmy being friends. And creating a child This isn't right.

[@Erkle64]

Did Jimmy get hit by the dare stick?

[@aceofarthropods2597]

@@Erkle64 he was doing a memberthon and one of the donation milestones was "call joel and admit i'm a toy". So, kinda?

[@Erkle64]

@@aceofarthropods2597 Ahh, thanks.

[@camprissun299]

historians would actually call them BEST friends

[@thelittleewokboss9929]

@PizzaByte you have 0 vids

[@Grilled_RATS]

"Will you make a child with me?" My heart stopped. Didn't think I would EVER hear that.

[@charlottekavanagh4867]

MY BREATHING STOPPED. I HAD TO PAUSE THE VIDEO MULIPLE TIMES. JIMMY AND JOEL KNEW DAMN WELL WHAT THE SPECIAL BLOCKS MENT- HELP

[@finngywingies]

I was in class watching it and I literally laughed out loud

[@spookidoxzsghost]

"Yeah so I was wondering if you'd make a child with me" *dead silence* *then Jimmy proceeding to die or embarrassment and laughter.* THEN THEY BOTH DON'T HELP BY PLACING BEDS AND TAKING OFF PANTS

[@shadowcadet3700]

Joel's just a baby factory and Lizzie is living her best -cat- human life

[@indominusrex1652]

Don't you mean purrrfect human life

[@evelynramos3066]

@PizzaByte1 you only have like 50 subs

[@evilgaming0077]

@PizzaByte I make better videos than yours. And I don't even make videos. Which is to say, your videos are worse than nothing

[@shadowcadet3700]

@@indominusrex1652 Yes!!

[@hazelflwrs]

out of all the things i thought would be in the video, joel making a child with jimmy was something that was definitely not on my mind

[@dimmadome454]

This Joel/Jimmy enemies to lovers storyline is magnificent

[@likethecolour]

Sgorby is going to have an absolute FIELD DAY with this one

[@TourbilivresSolagna]

This is so true, poor Sgorby x)

[@Sarah_Bragg]

@PizzaByte This is very rude, there are better ways to grow your channel than to harass fans of larger creators

[@theboneknight4952]

@PizzaByte you don’t even have videos

[@dinalijayasuriya3196]

Exactly what I was thinking, this *has* to go on the chart for sure

[@ilexdiapason]

poor sgorby is right

[@RealmyKitty]

I'm not sure the blank stare of a Minecraft skin has ever been more appropriate than Jimmy's reaction to Joel's proposition.

[@PrinceSarah1]

I love that the Empires people came on and made a magical Christmas village, whereas the Hermitcraft members immediately made a lag machine

[@Asylia5911]

Sounds about right 😂

[@iconsumetea]

i'm honestly loving the friendship arc between joel and jimmy

[@stan8479]

At this point it's a little more than friendship. LOL

[@Kiwimarauder]

Me too. So much

[@iconsumetea]

@@stan8479 a little bromance

[@justacupofdirt]

It's their enemies to lovers arc

[@darkela5_]

"friendship"

[@jammer.jamie.]

I seriously can't wait to see Jevin's reaction after finding out that he's become a father for Christmas 🤣 The greatest gift of all❤️

[@AIDragon_2]

Can’t wait for the animatics to come out. Joel and Jimmy having a kid, Jimmy admitting he’s a toy, etc. love these videos they’re always a highlight to my day when I see that Joel’s uploaded. To anyone who might see this, I hope you’ve had/are having a wonderful day. You are an amazing person and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.

[@kezi7728]

The fact that Joel refers to his ears as his “furry arc” just makes him going into F5 so much better

[@misteranonymous1.]

Im sure that if Sausage finds out, you'll have a lot of explaning to do! And Hermis dosent even know that he has become a big brother!

[@m0lly_pop]

Jimmy and Joel just pulled an Enemies/ Rival to Lovers with there canon characters within 30 episodes 😂😂😂 And Joel apparently just loves creating platonic children with people- lol ❤

[@astralia2831]

Ngl Joel and Jimmy making a child as a gift for secret santa was NOT what i was expecting when opening this video

[@Akases]

Joel never fails to make a higher quality intro .

[@BKO5252]

Yes

[@catfan0_0]

Yes

[@kerdatreksler]

Yes

[@Autumn_Frost]

Yes

[@severalfox]

Yes

[@localbastard]

I wonder how Joel went through the rift when he's canonically a giant

[@TrousleInk]

horizontally

[@carlospallete3030]

Grumbot wouldn't even fit through the rift, imagine JOEL

[@DeadBushRonnie]

he curled into a ball and rolled in /j

[@dannyc7839]

time and space warp something something physics lore

[@jamiehayward5055]

@PizzaByte u dont make vids

[@miniciominiciominicio]

omfg Joel only you could think of such a present. Jevin’s not much into roleplay and plays it very straight so I cannot wait to see his reaction as well as if he ever brings up Tiny Tom again xD

[@orionpax2043]

9:51 XD I was taking a sip then all the sudden "Do you want to make a child with me?" I choked on my water lol Joel is by far one of the funniest empires members out there. Each video gives me a laugh.

[@Bagel_Cake]

I think everyone watching had the same reation Jimmy had when Joel asked him to make a child together because that came so out of left field Also I'm going to use this video to explain to kids how people are made

[@C4R.3Z]

Joel for real made up with his mortal enemy, created a new assortment of laws/lore, traveled to a new universe with his now partner in uncrime, made a house by himself in said universe, made a CHILD with his partner in uncrime, and then sent him as a present to a jello man ❤️ see, he is a perfect role model. Everyone wants to be him.

[@decembersbitch7694]

So what Joel goes with a raw hard block and Jimmy wants Joel to match it up with a good old rail, how cute and wholesome moment between friends to make a baby.

[@cheri3980]

Jimmy probably wanted to rail Joel- *Explodes*

[@yuviflower]

STOOOOP

[@jessiahmarielle]

joel: “we need a special block” jimmy: *SPAWNS BED* 💀✋🏽✋🏽

[@poxie2637]

😂💀

[@xzajft]

1:00 i love it when MC youtubers leave in their second takes on accident.

[@cariba6555]

Jimmy and Joel together is the MOST FUN EVER!! So glad they are Empires friends again

[@kmbdizon]

after creating a child "that's all I needed you for..." context, people, context

[@Crazypotato-zv5rf]

Of all people, Joel gets Jevin. The man who was utterly disgusted by every one of Sausage's innuendos. And decides to give him a child for christmas

[@jadeneace1408]

Joel really is Zeus, leaving children in every world he goes to

[@Amy-gb9lg]

isn’t anyone going to talk about the fact that joel said sugar canes instead of candy canes? gosh i love him ❤

[@AIDragon_2]

Yeah I noticed that too! And I totally agree

[@CelynBrum]

That's what we call them in England, though, 'cos "candy" is an American word.

[@Amy-gb9lg]

@@CelynBrum i am british and i call them candy canes who calls them sugar canes?? that’s weirder

[@poppyseed799]

@@Amy-gb9lg maybe it depends on what area of England. I wouldn’t know though, im american lol

[@Amy-gb9lg]

@@poppyseed799 🤷‍♀️

[@charlietheshroom]

Bonding idea for you and Jimmy to do: Go to Zedaphs nether portal (in the nether side, not in the overworld) and theres a great activity for two people! ;)

[@grutarg2938]

I forgot about Zedaph's ride through the snow - very winter appropriate.

[@xoxoyasssss]

😨

[@lolli_popples]

I feel like- Jimmy might be pranking Joel with the actually being a toy thing. Either that, or a joke is a about to make a comeback twice as strong.

[@lanaharris6338]

Nah. It was on stream and he had to do it if he reached a certain amount of members

[@lolli_popples]

@@lanaharris6338 Aha, I was correct.

[@apirlfools]

@PizzaByte1 if u actually made good videos u wouldn't need to beg for people to watch u in the comments

[@Qwakster]

Joel: Let's make a baby! Me: loading... *starts coughing*

[@SamuelSThorp]

We were just wondering what to watch with our pizza and this dropped. Your timing is impeccable and we're excited to catch up on your adventures on hermitcraft!

[@Narble_is_unavailable]

now I want pizza lol

[@jamiehayward5055]

You're comment us older than the vid

[@timceuppens6382]

Looks like the polycule chart needs to be updated

[@wittlekitty123]

Hermes: 2 dads Tiny Tom: 3 dads Is Joel's next child gonna have 4?

[@DKay135]

I was crying laughing the whole time you and Jimmy were "making the child" That clip just made my day 😂

[@lolli_popples]

Massive whiplash at “will you make a child with me?”

[@Shesstitchin]

Jimmy with Grian on his head is just so adorable

[@carlospallete3030]

I LOVE at how Joel actually goes there and lightly touches on adult jokes, some dark and dry humor, I started on Hermitcraft and only started watching some Empires from the doublelife/afterlife series Hermitcraft if my fav but it's wayy to family friendly, I prefer some adult humor, even alluding to it a little wink wink nudge nudge

[@themobhunter1290]

This really highlights how we really need more colors of lanterns

[@liamengram6326]

Dyed lanterns would be such an easy addition as well. They could even make them harder to craft if they wanted to. Instead of making lanterns with torches they could have colored lanterns be made with candles, with the candle determining the color of the lantern.

[@actressrwby.s5435]

When Joel said he was going to make a Stratos themed base in the Christmas village I thought he was just going to make a giant ornament (Missed opportunity)

[@carlylex]

Ok Joel asking Tim to make a child with him is definitely going into some kind of out-of-context video 🤣 that was so good

[@narwhal7871]

THE TOY ACCEPTS HIS FATE

[@Haze-xr9rc]

Hermes really has a multi-dimensional half-sibling biologically (? however lore magic classifies as biology)

[@grimaussiewitch]

Joel saw Sgorby’s chart and asked “is anyone going to make that more complicated?” and proceeded to make a child with jimmy for jevin.

[@victoriae725]

See, you could argue this is a present for Hermes too! He gets a brother!

[@mariahb1894]

Joe truly is one of the kindest Hermits. They’re all really nice too so that just says a lot about him.

[@snowowlmv3]

Yeah, Joe is awesome

[@jessicamackay1998]

I've gotten used to Jimmy being small 😅 it's so weird to see him at normal minecraft hight.

[@Tall_child9320]

Just started the video but know his starter base is going to be massive

[@JustAnAverageItalian]

this comment section is overrun by bots

[@Kiwimarauder]

I LOVE this whole Joel-Jimmy friendly sorta dirty collab they have going on on the HC server! Its my favourite atm

[@merrivox]

"A child is for life, not just for Christmas" Dead.

[@sielmas]

i love how joel now has a child with both jimmy and sausage, do i smell a love triangle?

[@ingaspinx8793]

The making child sene had me laughing and crying at the same time, you never fail to make good content!

[@thefaulpotato8290]

"remember, a child is for life, not just for Christmas" Proceeds to seal said child in a dark box

[@AeroLemon]

I laughed so hard when Joel called candy canes sugarcanes- that was just too golden. It's very clear how easy it is to mix up Minecraft related words with the real thing, especially when you spend so much time and dedication playing the game. And Tiny Tom!! I wonder how Jevin is gonna take care of the new child he has been gifted.

[@Tmoneyl4272]

Cant wait to see fan art of Hermes and Tom together

[@cakeinthenight5749]

Haha! I had watched Jev's video and around the 10min mark he said his enderman farm is literally his baby and the child Joel and Jimmy made is an enderman child, well played.

[@deborahsheets2604]

OMG I was laughing so hard and Jimmy and Joel’s baby making sesh. Too funny 🤣🤣

[@jessiahmarielle]

9:50 i love jimmy and joel’s enemies to lovers arc LMFAOOO 💀

[@alejandromarte9852]

4:58 Joel’s really getting ambitious with these innuendos 😂

[@ThePotatoGaming101]

Joel's reaction to when Jimmy told him that he was a toy was perfect. It is now canon.

[@emmaparkin8543]

Nothing like a bit of immaculate conception at Christmas time! I’m sure Jev will make a wonderful father! Xx

[@juliarust4909]

Yay new video with more fun and lore, and now from Hermitcraft server!!(A part of me feels like Joel will be just as sick of quartz after this season as he was of terracotta after season 1)

[@MugzD]

im so excited what ijevin's reaction is gonna be..cuz he see his enderman farm as his kid....also like imagine jevin giving pix a amazing puzzle and riches for holiday...and jevin gets..."a child"..../technically hermes has a half brother now.... tom out there with 3 dads amazing

[@squishy_wor]

Jimmy and Joel's interaction is hilarious 🤣

[@lunakim6067]

Can't wait to see if Joel makes any more godly children 😂

[@just_some_donkus]

I love how you're just like 'welcome back to hermitcraft or empires or whatever' every time lmao

[@segevstormlord3713]

If you're making a present, you can turn it into a prank just by making it look like it's from ZombieCleo. He'll be super-suspicious of it and looking everywhere for the prank hidden in the present!

[@zachragone1483]

When Jimmy actually admitted that he was a toy...

[@abby_shadowqueen1962]

I just saw that part lol

[@madicl8033]

I can’t believe Hermes has a little sibling he’ll never know about

[@timwoods2852]

Well, it's no Lowe, but Tiny Tom will soon have a place in our hearts.

[@warningwarning8470]

I wonder how Sgorby is feeling knowing they have to add "Joel and Jimmy had a kid together as well as sus moments" 🤣🤣 On another note, love the episode and Joel really becoming like Zeus 🤣

[@crimson0o078]

Joel’s really just trying to collect all the baby daddies huh?

[@OliviaDoesThings]

I'm getting even more cold seeing Joel in snow ❄️🥶❄️

[@OliviaDoesThings]

@Whaa_t ok?

[@randorama1588]

Haven't heard anyone say "bagsie" for ages, brilliant 😂, also Jimmy asking how you do "it", this episode was pure gold

[@Illusion_BetweenHallucinations]

When Joel said "can you MACK a child with me" I laughed so hard

[@officialaila]

Honestly I didn’t believe that jimmy said that

[@JadedSundragon]

Jimmy admitting to the toy thing sounds suspiciously like a Dare Stick ™

[@amandawelker7633]

I can't wait for Jimmy's video of this.

[@watermeelo]

joel: sees candycanes also joel: oh look someones added in all these cute sugar canes i think someones been playing a little too much minecraft

[@mariekje5842]

I discovered today that Hermes is actually a real Greek god. It’s the god of messages 😂

[@ofcharacters]

Can we talk about the RAW gold and the RAIL 💀💀💀

[@GothBoyUK]

I'm so glad it wasn't just me. 😏

[@beehappy622]

Joel's becoming a true god and popping out kids like its nobody's business

[@meyouandmore9639]

Watching jimmy and Joel chanting I want a baby at 10:48 just made me die of laughter By the way love the vids keep it up❤

[@nickboon1235]

I love how you guys made a baby by using raw gold and railing🥵🥵

[@arthurnoor944]

I HOPE JOEL BUILDS THE BIGGEST BUILD IN HERMETCRAFT

[@starmoon6093]

Jimmy turning from an enemy to a baby daddy gives me reason to live lol

[@cirisa3942]

i like that there was a tiny grian on top of Jimmy's head the entire time.