Oh dear. Oh No. | Wild Life | Ep.5

[@catsumc]

49:18 I love how Joel's immediate reaction is to call Lizzie to hear Pearl, that's so cute

[@thelivingzombie8403]

@@catsumc six hundred. Life is balanced

[@thelivingzombie8403]

25:53 this is giving when a child calls their mom to watch them do a trick as they jump in to the pool.

[@CosmicECLIPSEanimations12]

Fr😂

[@fridawernblad995]

I fell like their vibe is just very Mum-Son even tho i am pretty sure Joel is oldest

[@dbseamz]

Honestly, between that and the speedbridging and the snail-avoiding parkour, Joel's given that vibe every episode.

[@potatopouf]

@@dbseamzlol i basically commented that on gems vid. i was like joes every episode has a moment of GEM GEM WATCH THIS EPIC TRICK and gems just like uh huh cool

[@IGYIMZ]

45:53 the way tango appeared out of nowhere to try and take joel's robot just to completely vanish when he failed cracked me up more than it should have

[@DapperGoth]

He's learnt to walk away 😂😂😂

[@alliyanasgalaxies]

He actually managed to get away with skizz's. Rowed it across the map. Hilarious

[@ShamIsClueless]

a minute in and joels said pog and rizz... we love our clinically online king

[@ajeeda-hk]

he's so cool with the kids

[@ShamIsClueless]

@@ajeeda-hk hip and trendy and down with those kids as martyn would say

[@_Sushi_]

Lol 😭

[@someone-ug1nz]

clinically LMAO

[@QuisUtDeus828]

The phrase is chronically online not clinically 😂

[@bethanrennie9510]

56:46 Joel just going ham with bleeps against tango

[@thelivingzombie8403]

Now im scared for what he said

[@bethanrennie9510]

@thelivingzombie8403 good thing it bleeps out constantly

[@bethanrennie9510]

What did you actually say joel

[@loethefox6938]

I heard: (Bunch of bleep noises, no talking) Yeah [take that?] Tha- [Stupid Bleeper] He didn't actually say anything bad hehe

[@dbseamz]

And then cracking himself up so hard he had to cut the footage--or at least, that's what it looked like.

[@mattheossgf]

joel: “go away tango” tango : “beep boop” joel: “I can do that too” joel: *bleep* *bleep* 😭

[@Avery_JH]

😭😭😭😭

[@tiredtracie3371]

😭

[@citrisaurora1182]

It's even more funny with Tango's episode because he is litterally just laughing and Joel gets so angry at it XD

[@Dorkyzzz]

Joel throwing a windcharge at Bdubs, and then INSTANTLY getting a Bdubs specific question he needed help with is so funny kjdbfg

[@vm6615]

35:47 joel not remembering the birthday party his team dropped tnt on lol

[@noafyothesnakeperson]

28:01 If I had a nickel for every time someone burned down a barn/ranch type of build on the Life Series, I'd have two nickels which isn't a lot but is enough to annoy Jimmy

[@KayleeBlack-el8wu]

🤣

[@Flix-.]

Its everywhere

[@TatiSmiles25]

Joel every episode this series: "GEM WATCH THISS"

[@BrightStick14]

Gem stopping everything to watch and be supportive always kills me 😂

[@overripeschnitzel]

"gem gem i can jump eight blocks, watch me watch me!!" is like a supportive mother and her arrogant son

[@alexanderhoak]

Hey. At least it wasn't speed bridging this time.

[@Boat_b0is-fan-]

​@@overripeschnitzel when they're red it's gonna be like "mother I crave violence"

[@monikapiwinska9236]

AN HOUR????

[@JoelsBiggestFan]

ENA SHINONOME MENTIONED

[@schvinncenzarhyulmnir5653]

I had the same reaction but with a trademark Gem "JOEL!!"

[@meowfrem]

eating well >:3

[@tmateminori]

holy crap Ena shinonome mention

[@harshanth4473]

We eatin good tonight

[@colindoyle4370]

41:52 love how even in your anger you still replant the sugar cane

[@Corner_Fan]

Lizzie with 40 minutes video and Joel with one hour video!

[@KitsukiiPlays]

We’ve been blessed this week 🙏🏼

[@Myarinn910]

Yesss ❤​@@KitsukiiPlays

[@marleybeavers]

feels like there was a behind the scenes “hey guys let’s make our episodes longer” or something because grian’s was longer too i think?

[@Yassification88]

​@@marleybeaversYeah, I also think it's because this session was hela long

[@DisKy-MOON]

Yea maybe cus rens are usually around an hour​@marleybeavers

[@GombieZoblin404]

I was genuinely upset at Cleo for burning the family barn and tower....until I heard that perfect villain laugh at 39:42.

[@ib-dw5gy]

53:08 "impulse can speak like that as well" like it's just a skill he has is so funny

[@stan8479]

Pearl's "WHAT?" (49:12) was so clear 🤣

[@ekagrasaxena1053]

YES LMAO 🤣

[@HiiiiiiiPot8toTurtle]

29:09 the ‘babe’ caught me so off guard 😂 💀

[@HankThePug1119]

Same lol

[@tntristan12]

3:47 - "I feel fine! That worries me..." Instantly iconic life series quote

[@newbyves]

bdus screaming in the distance "GRIAN IS HUMONGOUS" made be burst out laughing

[@waika2025]

When Joel or Gem die they should sing “when I see you again”, since it’s about the fast furious movie

[@trishatalaroc2968]

Lol family! 😂

[@tiredtracie3371]

OH MY GAWD YES

[@ekagrasaxena1053]

I feel like they are gonna win this season ngl

[@Bajlove]

14:54 “Gem he smashed me Gem, he’s smashed me”

[@newbyves]

jim explaining how he was killed while trying to kill scott is pure gold "LIKE A LITTLE SWEATING MAN" LMAOOOOOOO

[@pandaze]

I appreciate how honest you are in your videos. 17:44 you acknowledge that views are important, make a joke out of you watching her videos when you probably will and it made me like you more. You're a real person and are real friends with the others on hermitcraft. I'm glad to see you join the group.

[@catsumc]

Joel making it up for forgetting to record the latter part of last session with the one hour episode LMAO

[@memorysstories1561]

Not only Joel uploaded a long video, it's just that many things happened this episode everywhere on the server

[@catsumc]

@memorysstories1561 its a joke

[@memorysstories1561]

@@catsumc yeah no shit Sherlock

[@catsumc]

@@memorysstories1561 it didnt seem like you knew it was a joke

[@memorysstories1561]

@@catsumc ok? Now what?

[@Strwbrryshortcakee]

1:00 joel trying to talk brain rot is so funny omg 😭

[@WhosafraidoflittleoldMango]

Rizz

[@xtremesubber9136]

He sigma mogged gem by fanum taxing her mewing streak with his skibbidi w rizz …I’m sorry

[@_Sushi_]

YES LOL 😭😭😭

[@Strwbrryshortcakee]

@xtremesubber9136 HAHAHA YEAH

[@ASP_Dynasty]

@@xtremesubber9136 u should be

[@MWManiaa]

THE ALL STAR LYRIC YOU DIDN’T SAY WAS THE SECOND ONE CAUSE YOU SAID “I could use a little fuel myself” TO MARTYN WHEN HE WAS TALKING ABOUT NOT HAVING ANY COAL

[@lestece8716]

Wasn't it to Martyn? From when he was loitering around Joel's helter skelter

[@MWManiaa]

@@lestece8716 Actually it might’ve been, I’ll check

[@MWManiaa]

@@lestece8716 You’re right, just edited the comment lol that’s embarrassing

[@lestece8716]

@@MWManiaa glad to have assisted:p

[@Catgirl49]

Yeah I was mentally screaming at them when they didn’t know 😭

[@TheRealTopHatOnYT]

Not Joel making his nether portal super secret and then telling his entire audience where it is 😭

[@catsumc]

Doctor: You've got one hour, one minute, and 20 seconds left to live Me: Play Smallishbeans' Wild Life Episode 5

[@PudgeySeal]

12:45 Bdubs in the background goung "GRIAN IS HUMONGOUS!!' killed me 😂

[@avitgarcia1791]

12:46 Bdubs scream “Grian is humongous!” 😂

[@alicebailey8794]

Is no one talking about joel's "swearing" comp with tango??? That was hilairious oml

[@sayloregg]

Gem cheering Joel on and hyping him up at 26:00 is the sweetest thing

[@pusheenelis_]

FINALLY someone's using the bundles to manage the horrible inventory situations 😭

[@BrightStick14]

Don’t mind me 15:21 Joel understands that a punch is Gem’s way of saying “hello, follow me” 😂 15:56 “we would never” then Joel immediately lies to Cleo and tells the audience the answer was him…and later on Gem just doesn’t tell Pearl that Gem was the answer to her question but she tells her audience multiple times lol. They really are family - they do the same thing even when not together! 17:39 Joel leapfrogs over Gem 25:44 the episodic “Gem watch this!” 😂 27:13 now Etho has been roped in to watch Joel 27:37 the switch up from “nooo Gem JUST built that, guys who did that?” to “WOAH LETS GO!” when people get blown up..then going straight back to worrying about the fire 😂 33:02 gotta make sure Lizzie remembers that she’s actually married to Joel lmao 33:59 Joel hits Bdubs with a wind charge then gets a trivia question about Bdubs lol 36:08 Bdubs the giant lookout 37:58 Joel laughing at Mumbo attempting to kill Gem 47:23 Joel and Gem love murder. Lizzie is concerned 😂 49:08 robot Pearl 50:00 Joel being the third wheel to Shiny Duo and dying laughing 😂 51:25 Joel and Gem try to get Pearl to kill Scott. Meanwhile Pearl, in her robot voice, is asking if they can understand her lmao 56:46 Joel making ‘robot noises’ at Tango

[@GloriaGomez-mw4yw]

This episode made me realize how good Joel is at trivia?? I think he got every single one right

[@asmolyeti6689]

He got one wrong cuz he got the icy slide thing but your right he was so much better than a bunch of the other people I have watched this series lol

[@LightMoon7890]

He did host his own trivia once

[@Ekipsogel]

23:21

[@souxev]

Joel doesn't know how long I've been waiting for his pov, and resisting my urge to watch other ppl's pov first. Yk just in case he died, and I get spoiled from other people's video, cus he's always my main pov but turns out he's already spoiled it himself from the thumbnail 😭 (+ I already got spoiled of something absolutely terrible on twitter earlier)

[@ib-dw5gy]

same here! it was so hard to resist watching others lol

[@msjuniper]

SAME, Saturdays for me are always "WHERE'S JOEL" while everyone else's episodes come out 🤭

[@kumoric]

WELL DONT TELL US THAT SOMEONES OUT THEN

[@Rimziie]

bsd fan spotted 👁️👁️👁️👁️

[@zipporahmanga]

Gem is my Main pov, Joel is Second, Mumbo is Third

[@Shmaxt]

An hour long is crazy

[@ZytraOfTheZombieVariety]

You don’t know how much pain I was in during this session. “Tango can only kill himself with his traps” HE JINXED HIMSELF

[@haiaimmaia]

when Joel was running to jump 8 blocks was very much boy energy.. just like very boy

[@sks17873]

I didn’t realize this video was an hour long until the end. It was genuinely so enthralling that it felt like 20 minutes

[@HyperCheetah2MC]

3:05 in the words of BDubs: "I knew he wouldn't use textures, so I picked a block that would do it for him"

[@Alex-uk1nt]

Screamed like a crack addict when this uploaded. EPISODE 5 LETS GOOO!!!

[@smile2k2]

LETS GOOO❤❤

[@WhosafraidoflittleoldMango]

lol same

[@justanordinaryguy3590]

You belong in Skizz's crack alley

[@War_Kiing_19]

Same

[@lily-is-stupid]

Why is it so surprising its uploaded at the same time every Saturday?

[@purplejellytotPJT]

The conversation with Pearl in Clanger voice mode was my favourite 😂

[@Picobits]

Idea: Place a creeper spawner really high above someone's base at world height, out of render distance. Make it like a regular spawner farm except they fall into a one block hole with water at the very bottom. Infinite creepers coming from seemingly nowhere!

[@StarBeam500]

Then, the player can just remove the water and behold, a gunpowder farm. Vertical render distance isn't a thing, so they would see it immediately and would probably assume the one block of water is related. Actually, I don't think creepers can spawn that far away unless a player stays up there the whole time, so it wouldn't even work.

[@Picobits]

@@StarBeam500 They couldn't see upper skynet in Limited Life!

[@StarBeam500]

@@Picobits fair enough, but the spawning range is way too low for it to be effective at all that high up. And even if it wasn't, at some point pretty quickly, someone is going to see them fall in the water and simply place a block, eliminating it entirely. I think it could work in some cases, but I really doubt it would be worth the effort overall. Especially considering they are gonna have to build all that way up without that team noticing? Maybe if skynet was a thing in this season...

[@Autli]

Yeah, players need to be within 16-ish blocks of a spawner for it to activate.

[@cakeyeater7392]

​@@StarBeam500they actually recently changed render distance. I don't remember if they added or removed vertical distance, but it has changed in the last few years

[@G0d0fDaWallz]

«He smashed me!» Joel think before you speak please. Although «he hammered me!» would be worse

[@Loifey]

Your profile pic, what did spike do to you

[@bungercolumbus]

Everyone is really stressed trying to either survive or kill others. Meanwhile Gem and Joel, the ones who are supposed to be the most feared: 25:45

[@nifegun]

With the cow spawner, you can actually fully automate cooked steak. Have them sawn into a water stream that pushes them into a small area that's only 1 block tall, full of signs with water over it. They will get over 1 block tall when they grow up and then swim up the water. After that use that same water to push them into an area with burning soul sand with hoppers under it. Boom fully automated steak and leather.

[@zoeythedoubletrouble-4254]

Joel Ty for an 1 hour video 🥹 1:06 Joel pls 💀 56:56 Joel pls x2 😭 14:54 🤨 Ayo he did what???

[@maltazar9020]

”that’s rizz” I’m crying.

[@0rottenz]

AN HOUR? where is my popcorn.

[@otwillo3160]

Joel if you are looking for a budget version of golden apples use supicious stew with dandelions to get saturation.

[@dbseamz]

Seems to be working for Lizzie!

[@riverrums5863]

the cycle of the car being blown up and joel fixing it over and over is so funny

[@dbseamz]

I'm just picturing Joel all exasperated, sliding underneath it on one of those wheeled things like Buzz with his spaceship box in Toy Story.

[@rebeccacourtney5286]

Imagine the final Wildcard is nothing And player’s paranoia drives the ending

[@Turtlehunter08]

35:47 I'm pretty sure that the birthday party was Scott's (or Martin) but I'm also pretty sure it would be hard for Joel to know since he wasn't there, he was above it, dropping tnt on it

[@quiietriot]

The real fear from joel watching the robot go through the car haha. He truly loves car. 55:04

[@PastelSMc]

Mumbo?!?! Jimmy finally beat the curse! I surely thought he was gonna be out. But congrats to Jimmy.🎉🎉❤

[@It-b-Blair]

25:45 just like a kid showing off to his mum 😂😂😂 watch this! wait not that, keep watchin 😂😂😂

[@Kaslana_Yumma_423]

56:50 PG !!!!!! Haha this is my favourite moment from wild life so far i love it 😭

[@morphyox6453]

First year with the Hermits and already he is the only one I watch always. You're just the truth, king. What a gift!

[@chickensoup1025]

The trivia is so much fun!!!! Joel you don't have a dark green target anymore so you should be good! WINNER POV FOR SURE ❤

[@sleepyavo]

another hour long episode LESSGOOO !!!! i fully support these long episodes, they are the best ty joel !

[@shyki2747]

12:45 Bdubs distant “GRIAN IS HUMONGOUS” in the background as Etho takes Joel and Gem away is so funny to me

[@onacona]

Pearl with the robot voice was AMAZING

[@noitavlas]

Loved joel losing it, his laugh went so high

[@daydreamer1727]

49:07 Gem: what effect do you have? Pearl: uh um I dont really know I dont Joel: OH SHE SOUNDS LIKE A ROBOT! Pearl: What? I sound like a robot? what? Joel: Lizzie lizzie come listen to her come listen to her Pearl: wait I dont know what I sound like Joel: She sounds like a robot! Lizzie: wait what do you mean? Pearl: Why is this? I sound like a robot? Lizzie: pearl? Pearl: I am a robot. I wish I knew what was going on Joel: Oh my gosh Lizzie: Oh my gosh Joel: Hey pearl make robot noises you stupid red name Lizzie: She's trying to kill my snail again Pearl: no no its fine its totally fine. go down there little buddy 51:25 Gem: Oh Scott Joel: Go kill Scott Pearl what's he ever done for you ey? yeah Pearl: He's my ally I cant kill Scott Joel: No he hasn't though has he? Gem: yeah Pearl: what? Gem: and in our argument he actually sided with me Joel: Pearl he didn't do that Pearl: what? Gem: He tried to get you to apologise when you know you didn't do anything Pearl: wha? Joel: Pearl I think you should go kill Scott Gem: Yeah you should go kill scott Joel: Do you agree Pearl do you agree? Pearl: You guys have been antagonizing me the entire sea- Gem and Joel: yeah Joel: exactly yeah he is a bad guy you should kill him Gem: exactly Pearl: What!? Gem: He's gotta die really Pearl:You dont hear what I'm saying? hello?? Joel: He got Jimmy killed again and we love Jimmy Gem: It'll be so easy for you because he trusts you! Joel: Pearl Pearl: Why do I feel like I'm talking to a void? Gem: And you're red Pearl: What is going on?!? Gem: I know you just want to unleash all you anger Joel: I can't this is driving me insane Pearl: (idk its a mix between screaming in frustration and laughing) Gem: This conversation has got to end go be a robot to somebody else Joel: Pearl go speak to your friends

[@anastasiiakurganova1484]

Omg! Such a cool episode Joel! Blummin’ brilliant! (P.S. really glad that you’re allied with Etho again, that’s lovely)

[@sirtainlee8725]

39:35 grumbot called Jimmy "human", not "handsome."

[@Kaslana_Yumma_423]

36:17 Gem is so nice for saying that ! Cause we know thats the first and last time someone is going to say that to bdubs

[@chaosful8533]

I was wondering why Joel was so quiet in other perspectives. He kept forgetting to unmute 😭😭

[@Luminspector]

hour long Wild Life episode from Joel I’m so excited!! Literally dropped everything

[@eloquentornot]

In Pearl's episode, she didn't realise you couldn't understand her at first, and that gradual realisation culminated around the time you and Gem were telling her to kill her ally, and it made it a really good horror moment!

[@clementine_1569]

Joel just giving Lizzie and jimmy whatever they ask for- that man loves both his wives

[@Zacharias-smith]

For the record, Lizzie has 4 lives; Skizz has killed her twice.

[@ManiacalTerrapin]

When was the second one? I only remember one when he was red

[@Quinn_1405]

Joel: Thats pretty- not gonna say pog - um cool Also joel: rizz

[@StrawberryShortkay.]

Joel saying “rizz” in the first minute of the video was NOT on my bingo list 😭

[@FlutteringKaii]

AN HOUR?? GOSH WE HAVE BEEN BLESSED BY THE LORDS!!!!

[@NowayTino]

I feel very sick right now and have been for the past 3 days. Your vids are definitely one of the main things getting me through this. Guys get your flu shot pls

[@-why-do-you-ask-]

I have allergies and I can't have flu shots (or any vaccines idk what it is in them ) but when I get sick I stay home

[@AimeeSaiko-ix6bv]

Oli once again, absolutely made a BANGER of a tune!!!

[@mysterymayh3m]

an HOUR LONG VIDEO?? the stars have aligned guys

[@wolfiegirlxox]

This episode Joel was both fast and furious

[@beeghost-44]

1:00 Joel: ummm... I'm not gonna say pog so ill say cool :D Gem: mmhmm there you go Joel: yep, I,m cool, that's rizz... tried so hard not to say pog but then siad rizz... -1000 aura but +100000 aura because being smallishbeans is the coolest thing possible.

[@Art3mis2009]

I whole heartedly think Gem is keeping Joel alive in this series. If it was any other series he would already be on red 😂

[@LottieTottieWasTaken]

Mettaton x Grumbot: ''I'M NOT GOING TO DESTROY YOU WITHOUT A LIVE TELEVISION AUDIENCE!!''

[@Ilibug12]

I'm so happy I'm not the only one that thought about MTT

[@dylanmckenzie3172]

'Go get a tenth of a Freddo' is the most British comeback to ever exist

[@ARealPotatoe]

YESS THE ONE POV I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR

[@HaruRanchi]

I love seeing everyone’s own videos from the life series.

[@Cindy-v9r]

Poor Mumbo

[@Miskymusic]

12:44 Love the "Grian is humongous!!" slowly fading out

[@Itsyaboydaniel]

i love how both grian, mumbo, and joel died from jimmy cause they were distracted 0:36

[@denniswijker7162]

Joel: "Tango can only kill himself it seems" And this is what we in the business call foreshadowing.

[@catsumc]

This episode was so messy but I LOVE IT

[@saoirsedoyle134]

24:40 Joel’s scream and groans little chuckle and Joel accidentally opening up the crafting menu 😂

[@QuietF2nd0m]

I CANNOT WAIT FOR SOMEONE TO ANIMATE THIS ENTIRE PART 49:14

[@Indi-y8i]

Swearing to copy the robot beeps feels just so intensely Joel. I’m getting flashbacks to that one article about Joel having mania 😭

[@HiiiiiiiPot8toTurtle]

1:38 make sure you’re water is in a sippy cup before you spill it all over your keyboard again

[@dansavit]

5:30 that's messed up, Scar used Impulse's clock to hire a hit on him, that's dirty!

[@Spectarium]

"can you do me a favour? die for me" instantly dies after answering who originally said that

[@swankierSpy2658]

The Quiz Robots remind me very significantly of the ‘Anne Droids’ They even have a similar-ish colour theme They’re just a sort of smaller and cuter version of

[@bIitzobuckzo]

24:32 NO ME CAR!!!!! ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️

[@im_so_dandan]

Lizzie is really poppin off!💗 I'm rooting for her to win this life series 💙

[@Bee_Lucky]

Dang! Me finding this 59 seconds ago is my new high score! Great vid Joel!

[@HiiiiiiiPot8toTurtle]

Same! I found Gem’s at 2 minutes

[@jpg4a]

Same! This is my second place as my record was 16 seconds and after that only 30 minutes

[@-why-do-you-ask-]

I woke up really early this morning and watched lots earlier