Smart Pipe | Infomercials | Adult Swim

[@Holygiant]

I absolutely LOVE the thing where the host introduces people like they're celebrities he's shocked by their presence. That is such an accurate touch. I think this whole thing is just absolutely genius.

[@djangoturismo]

Wow, in 2019 literally no part of this video feels like that huge of a stretch. What a great time to be alive.

[@mulberryman1305]

IKR this actually feels like something that could exist right now

[@-Siculus-Hort-]

@@mulberryman1305 it does........

[@keegan112099]

Right? I mean honestly something that examines your shit could be useful?.. Like obviously the skit makes it ridiculous but it's not a bad base idea

[@whirledpeas1182]

little do we know, folks worried about they're privacy on facebook, and we have had smart pipes the whole time

[@markrullo9953]

www.acic.gov.au/publications/intelligence-products/national-wastewater-drug-monitoring-program-report

[@isaacsmind5575]

"My father was in the Union, so he grew lazy." *zooms in on Atlas Shrugged*

[@AckzaTV]

its so fucking funny for the bitcoin inner circles of these rich assholes who will literally act like, if you dont work hard enough, you cant save the money you could earn to purchase cryogenics or life extension , as if its just our fault for not trying hard enough to cure cancer in our own lifetimes and profit off the rational self interest lol like HEY its OUR FAULT for dying! Ayn rand laid it outoyt for us, i mean why do you think trump is smug, he plans to live well into the next century!

[@ScariestGary]

@@AckzaTV You’re not wrong, but you can chill out a lil lol

[@Amberscion]

@@AckzaTV Trump is a fat, old man who eats fast food three meals a day, claims that exercise uses up your limited lifetime energy, and swallows Sudafed like it was candy. He'll be lucky to live to see the next decade, much less the next century.

[@ABC-vv4cm]

@Ackoroth lazy commies don’t like it.

[@KaaneDragonShinobi]

@Ackoroth Ayn Rand's wet dream where the supermen of the world are all rock-solid independent libertarian islands that don't need no help from nobody, novelized. Essentially she believes that man is not a social species, her words, not mine. Fun fact, that the Ayn Rand Institute had to get government loans recently to stay afloat roflmao.

[@nuclearneo577]

I didn't expect the joke about the company being registered as a sex offender to actually be referenced later in the video.

[@littlefieryone2825]

+Purple Stoner Midget™ I saw that message, and was just like "...Whaaaaah?"

[@Ultrasemen]

Spoilers, man!

[@YOjeremyRaps]

Chekhov's gun: If a gun is hung on a wall in the first scene, it must be fired in a later scene.

[@YOjeremyRaps]

I just realized I talked about film study to a year old comment...

[@billdsafdsad]

JEREMY what is that like a rule for movies or somethin?

[@slugcereal8647]

Lyme disease detected contacting authorities "very cool"

[@alittlelifeleft8232]

Lynkes disease is worse

[@tobsmonster2]

What about Ligma?

[@asdasasada722]

@BuffaloHam okhh no Buffalo don´t ask what that is...

[@briantristan5634]

@BuffaloHam what's gonacutt disease?

[@wessmall7957]

@BuffaloHam gonacutt the cheese in the elevator

[@femurbreakur]

"virtual poster" they predicted NFTs getting popular 💀

[@Hypercecil9010]

I WAS ABOUT TO SAY

[@snarkasticdouche3863]

@@Hypercecil9010 No, virtual posters were already a thing for about as long as the internet was mainstream. They didn't really "predict" anything.

[@snarkasticdouche3863]

Now, what the "Smartpipe" sketch did predict is... Irl Smartpipe. "Smart toilets", that analyse your doo-doos. I believe a company did make such a poo scanning toilet, last year. Pretty sure it doesn't actually biometrically scan your brown eye though.

[@chase_h.01]

Adult Swim is so smart about these kinds of videos. I get the satire, but it makes me very sad how believable these almost are compared to real ones for real products.

[@Holzider]

+Chase H free yourself from those products then.

[@BiscuitHead22]

+Chase H Exactly.

[@luis-vega9137]

that's true!

[@HiveMindRock]

+Chase H That's because the quality of these commercials is a part of the satire. I found an interesting read on the economics of infomercials awhile back. priceonomics.com/the-economics-of-infomercials/ Here it is, for those of us complete nerds who like to learn about how stuff works.

[@bluestate69]

+Chase H It is real. I have smart pipe in my home.

[@hellboy6507]

“Influencer” is the most irritating word of the century.

[@klownmob8894]

Yup . The fact it's actually a thing.

[@jaimedeleon1194]

I believe her just influenced the three of you. You're welcome

[@funkyironman69]

Let me "reach out to you"

[@Valkalium]

I know right, so stupid. No one with REAL influence is called an “influencer”.

[@johnmartinez7440]

Why? Seems like the only people who cry about the word are upset because they'd love to be sent free stuff and getting paid to talk about it

[@aaronshy472]

The fact the guy finds out he has lyme disease and says "Very cool" like it isn't something to worry about still gets me.

[@gar2yc]

We're all laughing now... Until the Zucc sees this.

[@michaelgorman3431]

Badguy Smart Zucc

[@Tehcarp]

Zuckernerd

[@TheoneandonlyJobis]

Yeah he'll buy the rights and then force you to install Facebook's spyware to use it. Fuck you Samsung VR and zuckerbitch

[@kiddiescripterkiller]

He didn't buy the company (Smart Pipe), stole it, and now calls it Keyster...

[@npcx-mq6cr]

@@kiddiescripterkiller But can you program it to analyze your poop in Morgan Freeman's voice?

[@MajorLeagueBassboost]

It's 2019 and this appears more and more eerily realistic.

[@briankoontz1]

Today's satire is tomorrow's reality.

[@madarab37]

Zuckerberg will be buying Smartpipe

[@paulblickenstaff9737]

It’s 2020 and I’m using my smart pipe to find out if I have covid-19! Thanks Smart Pipe!

[@daturadubs7423]

This comment has transcended the now. Meta. Aug 5th, 2020

[@Aaron-xj2fo]

It's now 2020 and this has saved the world from further pandemic

[@cincymutt]

Just got to the part that explains why the company is a registered sex offender. And they use the old "it's for research" excuse. As I saw some others state, this is oddly realistic.

[@Sn0wjunk1e]

"my dad was in the union. he was unable to innovate, so he died" *ZOOM IN ON ATLAS SHRUGGED*

[@pepper2451]

Later: Zoom in on Anus Puckered

[@raynatabarez6419]

Please explain this, I know it was a joke but I've never read

[@devingallucci4829]

@@raynatabarez6419 It's a novel written by objectivist philosopher Ayn Rand. Its basically capitalism fanfiction.

[@cvbabc]

Yeah critical thinking is for losers.

[@cvbabc]

@@devingallucci4829 That's about as accurate as saying, "Das Kapital" is a how to guide for utopia. How many times have you read Atlas Shrugged?

[@fraserfrazzle690]

Damn, this episode of Black Mirror is awesome

[@norvillerodgersspeaks]

x'D

[@ba1l5w34t]

Brown Mirror

[@camwoodstock]

I thought it was quite... Shitty.

[@user-jl7cz2pe6d]

@@camwoodstock If that was a poop joke it really *stunk.*

[@b.lonewolf417]

More like...BROWN Mirror!

[@eggverseoffficial7976]

The thing that elevates the satire to God-like levels is that the SmartPipe™ staff use as many big words as they possibly can to make what they are doing sound better. For example: "topographical anal handshake". This doesn't even qualify as comedy gold at this point, this is quality platinum.

[@nirad8026]

I've seen this video like several years ago and seeing it again, I notice so many details that I missed when I first saw it. There are several underlying narratives which converge in such a crazy way.

[@lampoilropebombs0640]

You know what other thing can arguably do a topographical anal handshake? A butt plug!

[@SilverFeet]

This is the most elaborate, well thought out, subtle piece of blue humor. Art and political science classes will study this poop joke for centuries.

[@themarsquatch420]

"Lyme Disease Detected" So...Cool.

[@GirlPlus]

+Mikael Mayo I mean 12-Guage Granular Clay would fix that right up

[@Rothnacum1]

+Peter Schmidt waarneming

[@a2aaron]

SADDAY

[@thebaggsfamily3301]

My only question is why it contacted authorities? Shouldn't it have contacted emergency services?

[@mmrainey22]

+Mikael Mayo your tradh isnt safe from boomy

[@zainlookboonmee]

Love that dig at Ayn Rand where the CEO calls his dad lazy for being in a union and the camera cuts to the copy of Atlas Shrugged on his desk. 😂

[@RegsaGC]

You see, this is what Black Mirror *could* have been

[@thomasraahauge5231]

Or Brown Mirror . . .

[@MarvinMonroe]

This is a million times smarter than anything Black Mirror has ever done

[@nxxdle_]

Nice mischief profile

[@Ben-rz9cf]

porcelain mirror

[@rtsupreme]

As far as I'm concerned, Black Mirror totally swiped the concept from [AS]. Decent attempt, but Williams Street still wins.

[@Marzimus]

This is beyond brilliant. They pull off the satire to a calculated degree. 🔢📟

[@tyrellcobb4665]

I love how understated it is. SNL should take notes.

[@ruffusgoodman4137]

They're aiming for that point where you can tell the truth from parody. I'd say as time goes by, that line is getting way behind the truth!

[@peytobrock]

Mark Proksch as the head boss is some great casting, given he's a guy that knows a lot about pipes and how useful they are. I mean, he literally was kept alive by one (a feeding tube) for nearly a year! To think Mark doesn't know about pipes would be "a true tragedy" (as his good friend WC Fields would say).

[@brandonmorel2658]

A fellow WChead.

[@glitchedoom]

@@brandonmorel2658 Everyone's a Markhead.

[@Silverwind87]

I'd make a joke about laying pipe, but I'm unsure whether that phrase means having sex or taking a dump.

[@Ye11ow__]

Absolutely terrible waiter though

[@kabalofthebloodyspoon]

My little chickadee

[@jojolafrite90]

"It's my anus, and it's a portal to a beautiful future" That was epic. Actually, the whole dialogues are pure gold. You are geniuses, you people at Adult Swim.

[@abominationdesolation8322]

"[My father] was in the union..." (Close up on Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand) "and he grew lazy and died."

[@447GHT]

and holy shit it's Mark Proksch!!! also in this scene "that from the space telescope?" and the thing looks EXACTLY like the image of the black hole they released five years later!!!

[@fomsad123]

3:38, they even predicted NFTs lmao. I hate this feels more real than ever.

[@nnnnnnnnnick5557]

Dude

[@dystopiadream]

Lost it at the zoom-in on Atlas Shrugged.

[@LunarDelta]

I know lmao, too perfect.

[@djoverkin]

that isn't even the real book, it's actually 3-4 times thicker than that. Maybe it's part of the joke ?

[@BigDaddyZakk420]

dystopiadream Fucking hilarious. Too much.

[@chanpreetsidhu5337]

+dystopiadream I lost it when i read your username.

[@thehandlesticks66]

the perfect libertarian/capitalist video

[@getsufuma2597]

This is actually a pretty intelligent parody, especially the parts about data farming.

[@e.l.4409]

Stanford made a toilet seat that does exactly this. SmartPipe is real now.

[@hotwateronwool]

What! Lol no way

[@AWOLBones]

Mister Guy it measures how but your poop is not what smart pipe does.

[@AWOLBones]

It’s pretty much a scale

[@getmeoutofsanfrancisco9917]

@Mister Guy Yea this has to be a hoax.

[@sploofmcsterra4786]

Just google Stanford toilet seat jesus it's not that hard.

[@milosminion]

*lime disease detected* *contacting local authorities* XD

[@jackbotman]

*lyme

[@TheAudreyduh]

AIDS detected contacting all previous partners.

[@351cleavland]

Nope! He's talking about a disease from eating too much citrus!!!!

[@internziko]

And to think I've been posting my bowel movements to facebook since 2011.. Guess I'm an innovator..

[@scurus11scurus]

paul Z my first and only post to twitter was “on the toilet”

[@internziko]

@EpicUndead Clever girl...

[@ChubbyTeletubby]

Yo my man I was My Spacing my shits in '04 I got you bruh

[@Slop_Dogg]

“If it were up to me, they’d all get the chair.” “Alright my man!”

[@jerichosamurai]

"Lyme diseased detected." "Contacting local authorities." "Very CooL."

[@ryans6280]

😂😂😂

[@truantray]

If Elon Musk presented this, people would invest their kid's college funds.

[@truantray]

@@LazyIRanch The same guy who abused Twitter to manipulate Tesla stock prices. He's lost his investors billions.

[@alexanderchristopher6237]

@@truantray but also an innovator.

[@AngryTurds]

Libtards. They sure do hate Elon.

[@videogamenostalgia]

​@@LazyIRanch Going "hehe woah guys companies using big data is so craazzy man, heckin big chungus not 100, don't forget to watch Rick and Morty" on Twitter is not really "trying to warn us" in any real capacity. What is he doing to seriously advocate around any of this? Also this is the guy who casually support US-backed coups that would benefit his company, and uses quotes from Bioshock's Andrew Ryan about his business philosophy; let's not pretend this is the conscience of America's big business.

[@duckman67498]

@@videogamenostalgia nothing you said was coherent buddy. Just because someone doesn't tweet the way you want them to doesn't make them any less helpful to society. If you want to accuse Elon of being as shitty as other giants in the industry make a valid point.

[@theshamanite]

"Kevin has food poisoning" is probably one of the funniest Kevin sentences I've ever heard. Get well soon, Kev

[@AJM_369]

"He was in the Union, so he got lazy.. he died"

[@indionueve]

"Call up mitchell and actively harass his staff" haha too good

[@TheJasonaut]

It took me a bit to get over how this is actually not a terrible idea, conceptually. But insanely great humorous breakdown of how personal tech and and US big-coorp culture will try to manipulate anything and everything to get that $ I'm shocked that this was made 8 years ago and not recently.

[@bestaround3323]

That concept doesn't have to include scanning people's anuses right?

[@last808]

This video is a hilarious parody of corporate culture and marketing. The comments on the commercializing of your metadata and the constant tracking you'd be under are also interesting. I like the way they paint the government as the enemy to your freedom when they readily admit you're a target for monetization and constant tracking. There's a decent chance that in the not too distant future, people will readily agree to having massive amounts of meta data beyond what's happening now, and it will follow them for the rest of their lives.

[@cnsmooth]

We never realised lol

[@MrTheGuitarNerd]

Thanks for explaining all of that to us, we just thought it was about poop.

[@calvinscheuerman]

it's a poop tube.

[@lusteraliaszero]

no way! this here is FauxReal of Stating The Obvious Inc. Wauw, I am just starstruck.

[@cnsmooth]

lusteraliaszero You meant awestruck, but I agree with you.

[@s.h.5098]

"It's funny that congress is so hung up on this. I mean, the founding fathers didn't even HAVE pipes!" "That's... a great point..."

[@isaackay5887]

Wow, in *2020* literally no part of this video feels like that huge of a stretch. What a great time to be alive.

[@Smok3yR1der]

2021 here, it's gotten worse

[@BlastinRope]

@@Smok3yR1der add some fiber to your diet it will still be huge but not so much stretching

[@MelloCello7]

I hate to break it to you, but its real... look up Stanford Toilet

[@glass6582]

@@Smok3yR1der 2024 here, and this is just google

[@TouYubeTom]

the ayn rand reference is gold.

[@Badmanpuntbaxter]

@Seth Wellington Ayn Rand was the creator of objectivism, basically "every man for himself, nobody should help anyone", so it's a play on the idea that this guy is disguising his idea as a charitable service when in reality it's all just data harvesting and selling anus pictures to massive corporations. Oh, and a quick fun fact, Rand died on welfare in state-sponsored housing.

[@20vtmk1]

@Seth Wellington not really. The idea that masses of mediocre people construct the rules of society and government so as to piggyback on the hard work of brilliant innovators is a common theme in her work.

[@A_friend_of_Aristotle]

@@Badmanpuntbaxter I'll invite you to read my comment above. You proved my premise...thanks.

[@Hifuutorian]

@@A_friend_of_Aristotle Nothing he said was wrong.

[@EggEnjoyer]

@@20vtmk1 Very few if any aspects of our world is made by great innovators. Most things come about from the input of hundreds of people. Our best technology is made by teams and teams of engineers who are pioneering off of the work of other engineers. Architects think of grand buildings, while hundreds of workers actually take the time to lay all the brick and mortar. The idea of legendary great men doing all the work is mostly a falsehood

[@justinmiguel4630]

"I want to inject nitrates in u hole @ScoutLyfe" LMFAO

[@neepgang4091]

Gotta put them Easter eggs in there,

[@Thrifty032781]

This feels like an actual IndieGoGo or Kickstarter pitch video.

[@NotNewton1]

The dude was nearly 25% aroused while he was trying his hardest not to be

[@travisburton1842]

"acceptable" 👍😇

[@robertpryor7225]

Negligible

[@CheapSushi]

This hurts to watch because it's so on point with the direction companies are going.

[@aquaprofile]

Thats what makes it a parody!

[@SimplyDoomSlayer]

I love how at 1:57 he says "Didn't I see that Smart Pipe has already saved more lives than all doctors throughout history, COMBINED?" and then the CEO literally doesn't even answer the question

[@coheteos]

"Digital poster wallet"

[@jonathanespinal8393]

NFTs

[@xave72]

This video is even funnier now that your web provider can legaly sell your data !

[@reuploadhub3197]

Wait what?

[@theblackphoenix6498]

what do you mean 'now'?

[@chrisoman87]

only in the US as you "flushed" away your rights

[@maxfmfdm]

@@theblackphoenix6498 they have done it for years in various ways. internet providers you dont even have can do it if you go through their nodes. now its legal though. they can block you throttle you filter you and use your data any damn way they please.

[@bubby6539]

@@maxfmfdm amazing. Land of the FREE

[@ty-hu7bb]

Wow, in 2021 literally no part of this video feels like that huge of a stretch. What a great time to be alive.

[@lickitysplit3575]

Watching this in November 2022 and it's basically just reality now

[@ljc71]

"old college buddy flushing a lot of niacin? Give em a like! The joke here is Niacin flushes drugs from your system folks

[@rooinmaggot1892]

Is it really worth the itching and burning skin though?

[@belliotrungy9107]

Or you're a Scientologist

[@jeeed6390]

The writing, actors, music, editing. Flawless. Genius funny.

[@djrukahs8926]

"Smart Pipe Inc. is a registered sex offender" 😂 😂 😂

[@kyanelie3612]

"The more friends you have, the more connected you are." SPEECH 100

[@jeeed6390]

“That will go great in my digital poster wallet.”

[@DeepWeeb]

I like how the moral of this video is to defend the right companies have to harvest data from their users to advertisers, even if sensible information from minors is included, and how it's the big bad government getting on the way of achieving their sacred goal *Extremely ahead of its time*

[@SirPhysics]

You might need to look up the definition of satire, my dude

[@ogrimbothesour2976]

if this isnt the pot calling the kettle black.@@SirPhysics

[@jervey123]

wake up america #itsmyanus

[@freequincyspirit]

wake up youranus is the fecal point

[@spreadlikefire]

mikael hannes Zuntag oh god.... hahaha

[@gazoofio]

#itsmanius

[@gaiafroeschke6802]

Evi1M4chine fuck you and fuck the system!! WAKE UP AMERICA!!

[@anomalocarisgaming8205]

Lyme disease? More like LYNKS DISEASE.

[@gaswe9236]

Thats what u thought it said in the beggining XD

[@gaswe9236]

+Gaswe GAMING *I

[@ClaremyJarkson]

Anomalocaris Gaming smart pipe prevents LYNKS DISEASE

[@toascranill5464]

help! my brother cant move and he is traspassing the floor!

[@AntiCuteness]

wosh ur hands

[@rnr45s]

5:04 this dude was in better call saul!

[@rnr45s]

7:12 this guy was in wandavision! (im pretty sure)

[@hosh8307]

I lost it when it focused on Altas Shrugged. Genius!

[@Atma505]

The progression of this video, oh my god, hardest I've laughed in weeks artful

[@Atma505]

THE CAT Yup, a classic

[@Eagles7sjn]

Lol I love how they are trolling this "no privacy era" we are living in, they nailed it

[@xanderthecommander7491]

Still better than the juicero

[@burdenonsociety1968]

I think someone's a bit pissed they haven't got the juicero, we are talking about the WiFi connected one right?. What's not to love about it

[@andra4504]

@@burdenonsociety1968 it's not even that good.

[@andra4504]

@Verty ok

[@ChristaKwon]

This shit realllyyyy fucks with you late at night - probably the smartest "show/concept" I have ever seen. So serious... I get punked a lot if I wake up in the middle of the night - or during a late night session just flipping channels. Love [as]

[@austinmaxey6139]

same

[@HaguSlayer]

Watch "Bob's Burgers"

[@ChristaKwon]

Bill Nye ... that's just a TV show and is nothing like the infomercials.

[@ChristaKwon]

Maybe Rick and Morty...

[@number1sun]

Rick and Morty is the best!

[@NoeticSystem]

This is no longer satire.

[@Zizzily]

But does it work with Cambridge Analytica?

[@Brismo7]

only on Wolfram Alpha

[@itsiwhatitsi]

This could be a nice commercial for Google

[@noding2798]

it would end with "when your smart pipe is dumb" and have that "AAAAAAAAA" in the background

[@itsiwhatitsi]

"Shitty-App made by Google just for you"

[@draculagun7176]

Itsiwhatitsi ++]

[@satesup4353]

And then finally create the Google Smart Pipe, or Google Puss... .

[@ryanarchuleta6231]

This somehow feels more real now. Like at the time it was like "haha funny joke about how companies collect peoples data." But now that companies are increasingly invasive it's like "hmmmm this isn't far off."

[@GeraldTheChampionOfEarth]

"He couldn't innovate, and he died"

[@CarnifaxMachine]

Adult Swim is literally shitting on social media. And I like it.

[@OneMeanArtist]

It's 2019 and I can see something like this actually being pushed on the public as a "good" thing...

[@BlastinRope]

What about now

[@Georgur]

@@BlastinRope Now most of the adult swim liberal watchers would applouse if anti vax anti smartpipe people get the chair

[@puhskinti9358]

It'd be immediately called out and would be gone in less than a month

[@MelloCello7]

Its absolutely real, look up Stanford Toilet!

[@MarvinPowell1]

It's 2024 and your vision has become a reality.

[@Dcook85]

That moment when you realize a joke infomercial is actually more of a useful product than actual infomercials......

[@anomalocaris2593]

Tregeta How?

[@MrPeterpanpie1]

It could auto scan for colon cancer which is a huge risk in many places

[@GrahamBarth]

Yeah, I've always wanted a computer that would automatically spam all the local hospitals and doctors on Twitter every time I have diarrhea. The topographical anal handshakes (coincidentally my favorite Yes album) are just a bonus.

[@abominationdesolation8322]

Graham Barth Ah yes, my favorite track is "Up Your Butt and Roundabout the Corner".

[@mrtannzr]

Well, a scanning your fecal matter would actually be an effective means of detecting a variety of illnesses and diseases.

[@sovieted]

Someone, somewhere, is trying to figure out a way to make this exact product without it seeming this ridiculous. That being said, the sad truth of reality is, they will succeed. Bleach 2016

[@Derrickstare]

i don't really see the problem TBH. Fecal matter can actually tell a lot about your health, this product would be extremely useful for the general health and well-being of people everywhere. Imagine if your toilet could tell you you need more of a specific vitamin! Privacy is important but if hospitals and medical research teams everywhere had access to information like this, it would be much easier to solve/cure disease on a large scale. Something like Watson, which collects massive amounts of medical data and attempts to find a solution to cancer, would be even more useful with large amounts of data like stool info from lots of people. I think it's about as invasive as your phone tracking your heartbeat/walking/workout/diet data. Everybody poops.

[@Derrickstare]

And I suppose I mostly feel this way because my parents are starting to get old... If their health could more easily be tracked as they enter old age, they could potentially live longer and more happily. A doctor could simply pull up his computer and see a plethora of information about my parents' health, including poo, and figure out exactly what vitamins they need and such.

[@RonWolfHowl]

Rule 35…?

[@huntergman8338]

Yet, that is something that is only a small problem compared to the others showcased in this video.

[@ztoxtube]

I'm sad that Mark left us, but he died doing what he loved. His passion for classic cinema will not be forgotten.

[@chokoanders6546]

Does the smart pipe detektor lynx disease

[@mattcummins3721]

Underrated comment

[@cunty]

Anders Lindhardt Rasmussen thesculptorsclayground.com

[@TheG_Boy]

Choko Anders Not if you own clay

[@Irving_teran]

Lynx disease is real. It is already inside you.

[@ayoutubechannel2048]

I thought it was going to say lynx disease detected on his phone

[@thewolfin]

I love how surreal this is, it kinda gives me chills. Looking at the Juicero ($2000/mo cloud-enabled, QR-code-scanning juicer that can be replaced by just squeezing the bags with your hands), something like this in this day becomes entirely believable.

[@burdenonsociety1968]

Did you not watch the juicer video properly, Jesus the guy who invented it is a humanitarian, try recalling the part about where he was going to roll it out so poor people could get a five dollar single juice. Like i said the guys a hero

[@dharmallars]

Wow what a blast from the past. I forgot about juicero until just now. That was back when fyre fest happened too what memories.

[@MarvinPowell1]

In 2024, this seems way more relevant and satirical than in 2014.

[@Whatsinanameanyway13]

That hashtag at the end is much funnier if you read the symbol as its old definition 'pound'

[@edvh88]

Whatsinanameanyway13 haha yes!!

[@misanthropicisolation4013]

It's always been the pound symbol, and it always will be.

[@belliotrungy9107]

OMG 😂 😮🤯🥴

[@pb222221]

Oh shit. Did anyone let the MeToo movement know ...

[@3VILmonkey]

LOL. I missed that.

[@djsunproductions]

It's "funny" now. But mark my words, this WILL be a real thing.

[@dirtysaint5324]

It... kinda.... seems like a good .. idea?

[@heythere6804]

www.cnet.com/google-amp/news/ai-toilets-scan-your-poop-to-diagnose-medical-ailments/?.com

[@jllhrmonica]

www.marktechpost.com/2018/12/19/new-ai-toilets-can-scan-poop-to-detect-health-issues/?fbclid=IwAR0VQo0fyEh0O6T5NqjkclC-rMbbLwfuPSP75WfjwxIAUg9Y38y18RFQBsw

[@andromedaiscoming185]

no it won't

[@QuentinHolness]

I refuse to believe Adult Swim didn't have an engineer and a environmental biologist who changed careers to produce this

[@chrisw443]

my dad was in a union and was lazy... shows copy of ayn rand. LMAO

[@sheeesh404]

chrisw443 is atlas shrugged anti-union?

[@0MVR_0]

It's author certainly was

[@hashylarry8524]

Atlas Shrugged’s working title was “I Got Mine: Fuck You”

[@Barrobroadcastmaster]

Hey, it's better than socialism. Nuff said.

[@Jaffjv]

Barro the Broadcaster ayn Rand was happy to take socialized healthcare when she needed it. There’s also a thing called nuance and striking a balance. 100% capitalism doesn’t work just like 100% socialism doesn’t work. The world isn’t high school AP economics. Behavioral economics accounts for information being imperfect and some industries are more efficient when everyone chips in (firefighters for example)

[@c9brown]

omg so jellz of your phosphorus numbers

[@robertpryor7225]

Repipe it downstream, my man - infoman!

[@zaphodbeeblebrox8382]

“Digital poster wallet” wait till they find out about NFTs. @3:38

[@nowhed]

LMAO yeah I thought of that too

[@LunarDelta]

I love how they purposefully don't know where the barge is, lol.

[@duceanima2069]

"Noticed that your aunt just flushed a bunch of blood and seamen? Call her, find out WHATS UP" This killed me!!!

[@FFKonoko]

And her!

[@Nicholas-f5]

Marines, wow!

[@marks6663]

nobody flushes seamen down the toilet. You mean semen.

[@alastorlapid2365]

@@marks6663 Well, isn't it obvious? The Aunt is a murderer, and she's flushing seamen's bodies down the toilet, hence the blood. I mean what other answer is there?

[@asrielgaming57]

phone: lyme disease detected contacting local authorities sascha: very cool

[@zech6846]

This aged like fine wine!

[@absolutelydegenerate1900]

i honestly think that even though its a joke, that somthing that scans our shit to make sure we are doing okay would save lives *shrugs*

[@insederec]

And definitely isn't child pornography. Talk to your representative today to repeal our ancient child pornography laws. #ItsMyAnus

[@absolutelydegenerate1900]

o.o

[@12pandemon]

***** #Iilluseitwhenineedit

[@rlamont22]

Dak Lamerbusch Hey congrats on being a moron on the internet.

[@Barrobroadcastmaster]

At what cost? I understand the value of information, even when it comes from these sources but when is it enough? Do we really need to know what's going on with each others' shit 24/7? That's one of the questions this video is asking; it paints the picture of a world where our urge to know everything is leading us to really perverted crap. But you are correct. Information like this could really save lives so I honestly could see a system like this implemented some day. Maybe one day there will be technology that will let us know everything about our bodies, everything about the real world all at once. We just have to remember to take a break from that knowledge, take a break from the pursuit once in a while to apply what we've learned. We all want to live better lives. But let's not forget to enjoy them once in a while, too.

[@PaulJacobsComedy]

3:02 you know its a real company when they use Win XP in 2014.

[@ReinEngel]

Help! I have diarrhea. @youtube

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[@billymcilvian]

dang. I was going to do that. .

[@DudeWhoSaysDeez]

Recent evaluation: 75% fecal matter 10% water/pee 5% blood 10% unknown Thanks SmartPipe!

[@spectrumdub]

The atlas shrugged on his desk is such a genious touch hahahahaha

[@Calupp]

2020 and something like this will absolutely be a thing at some point.

[@bukster1]

I've joked that if my boss found out about a product that would do a drug test every time a worker used a toilet, he would install it in an instant. This video may be a joke, but the idea of something like this appearing in your workplace to keep tabs on you isn't that far fetched.

[@slugcereal8647]

fuck fuck fuck

[@burdenonsociety1968]

Random drug testing already been around for years, I've only ever known low level employees get randomly checked though

[@thedrugthatkilled]

That's why I always piss in the sink at work. Stay woke, people!

[@vergilmontiero2558]

@@thedrugthatkilled who's to say it isn't installed in the sink or any other place that uses a pipe?

[@EleventhFloorBelfry]

That "Atlas Shrugged" drop made me laugh more than anything else in this video.

[@xavier84623]

OMG ITS REAL! THEY BLEW IT ALL UP! YOU MANIACS! (numi AI Smart Toilet)

[@restcure]

"You got the keys to the kingdom!" ... but nothing about the "throne" ? Humor opportunity wasted.

[@DigiCube4]

but game of thrones sucks..

[@NoedigJK471]

@@DigiCube4 Game of Thrones has nothing to do with that joke.

[@DigiCube4]

@@NoedigJK471 I know. It's a joke that "i'm" making. : )

[@NoedigJK471]

@@DigiCube4 :| ok

[@FollowMe4REP]

But the way they plant that seed makes us return again and again because we’re sure they went ahead and made the joke, we just can’t remember how.

[@Sam-yr7vl]

Honestly part of this is kinda a good idea. If they could scientifically diagnose people based on what they produce in the toilette then maybe it would be a huge break through in the medical field. I bet one day that there's going to be a toilette like this that runs diagnostics like a lab. I know it's supposed to be a joke but it seems like something that'll happen one day. It kinda reminds me of the movie Gattaca tbh

[@GigaDanMan]

Feb. 2022 now and I'm just now finding that Stanford made a smart toilet in April '20. Verge did an article titled, "A smart toilet could identify you by your ‘analprint’ and detect diseases"

[@Max-OCATCBuff]

5:06 W.C. Fields "IT WAS A REAL TRAGEDY!"

[@Juventud2222]

it's June 2019 and Scout Condor's hipster fashion is what's cool in my city.

[@fulldisclosureiamamonster2786]

That CEO looks like he's into some squat cobbler

[@josn313]

He’s a PLAYUH

[@GMSpectre]

Sure does, also for some reason I feel drained of energy after hearing him talk.

[@casey6556]

OH MY GOD I KNEW HIS VOICE WAS FAMILIAR

[@liamels6282]

smart pipe has saved more lives then all doctors in history combined. XD