Smash but everyone is their canon size...

[@TCNick3]

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[@carriekramer3254]

pog vid v2 mogus (real) epic gaming v1.2 balz

[@carriekramer3254]

im so cool

[@dragonlord4898]

Promotion Skip Button: 3:31

[@ZohanLLLLLL]

How do u mod a switch?

[@sveinhongset4725]

Can u pls use cm and meters:/

[@nicolasherrera0]

Knowing that canonically Kirby could eat any of these characters just makes him way more terrifying

[@Lizombiez]

He can't though is the thing, unless if he has the rainbow thingy

[@Blubrightbro]

Small but scary

[@rye7589]

@@Lizombiez he's nerfed for gameplay, bro eats anything in cutscenes

[@wind64a39]

@Heracross He can eat a car without any outside help. It somehow working when he regurgitates it brings out way more questions, but it's probably better not to find out those answers.

[@xiangliuthefox3071]

He is just so weird like some of the smaller characters here are just so tiny they're hard to hit they're hitbox is just tiny you could either be so big you stomp them out and they barely move the centimeter when they run a kilometer to their scale or they're like the size of carpet Kirby and one foot and they just duck under every hit instead of just being microscopic

[@Skyeshadow3408]

I like how they acknowledge Ness is 5 feet and then say he's 4 foot 12

[@user-kf3jy4bs3c]

They have Wolf as 5’12

[@lorenzopastorelli1114]

Uh they the same thing lmao

[@Skyeshadow3408]

@@lorenzopastorelli1114 that's the point.

[@spergalicious27]

@@lorenzopastorelli1114 the difference between 6 ft and 5'12 is actually astronomical. Those of us who are 5'12 and shorter get no bitches, but those 6ft and above drown in coochie

[@zachtwilightwindwaker596]

Close enough.

[@Vernias]

Seeing a tiny Kirby and a giant Luma makes me incredibly happy

[@guidemissile1494]

What if... tiny bandanna dee?

[@eriksvensk7356]

Yes med too

[@eriksvensk7356]

@@guidemissile1494 yes. Just yes. (My brain could not fully process the question because that would be SO cute thereafter the weird answer lol)

[@shinyeeveelution789]

I'm pretty sure Kirby's been proven to not be 8 in. anymore... Wasn't there a texture release for something in forgotten land or smh...?

[@ringtail2925]

That's what she said

[@cheetahboi_yt]

9:47 Nick: Ash’s Pikachu must be f*cking massive! No, Ash is just f*cking 4’7”

[@Jeljel-nh6fs]

He's (somehow still) 10 after all

[@Dumbdumb-bg1uz]

@@Jeljel-nh6fsI’m 10 and I’m 5 feet💀

[@Jeljel-nh6fs]

@@Dumbdumb-bg1uz He can be very short, people's length varies a lot between people. Or he is a late bloomer, and because he doesn't age, he doesn't bloom.

[@Dumbdumb-bg1uz]

@@Jeljel-nh6fs I know it’s just stupid how I’m 5 feet

[@HapsterHap]

People not realizing these characters are based on typical Japanese heights kills me.

[@igottakirbranger8995]

Correction: Banjo is the size as a regular bear, it was confirmed. His world is just huge

[@EmperorZ19]

You mean his world is huge? Most NPCs and objects are much bigger than him

[@Perbear213]

He might be a bit shorter, an average adult grizzly bear stands at 9 feet, but there's an argument to say he's not fully grown yet being a teenager. The average length of a banjo is... well there's a couple sizes but they usually average about 27 inches, or just over 2 feet. So unless he got one custom made (also possible) he would have to be around 5-6 feet to present playing a banjo normally.

[@igottakirbranger8995]

@@EmperorZ19yeah, his world is big, typo

[@oldkingcoal4376]

That's kinda weird because there's a human at the end of B-K who's way taller than Banjo Humba Wumba is also taller than him

[@EllaTrigger]

😂

[@vicctretamaj]

Kirby’s height actually got retconned in modern titles, he’s actually bigger in Forgotten Land, seeing a 90cm or 190cm Kirby is terrifying

[@Gloomdrake]

Especially since Oshawott is only 50cm tall

[@yoshifly2337]

He grew up 😊

[@Koyn8]

@@yoshifly2337 he's 30 years old now

[@PrDrNintendo]

Given the size of characters like Adeleine, I don't think he really ever was 8 inches tall

[@iantaakalla8180]

It would be funny to note that all the threats to Kirby’s world are around human height.

[@Wintercourse]

6:35 "Is this the size of an actual mouse." Also: "He's 1 foot." Imagine seeing a 1 foot tall mouse.

[@jimmyslaughter6262]

Thought the same thing

[@lunarkomet]

His ears are half of his height

[@ArchSchizo]

@@lunarkomet Animals sometimes get measured nose-to-tail, too. Tail, body, and ears on pichu are like 6 inches each.

[@WEFAbender6]

Them New York mice

[@helixsol7171]

You mean you haven't seen one?

[@InkyWinkDink]

Sonic being 3'3 is so funny to me.. like he's only able to kick some knees and bite people's ankles 💀

[@Garden0flowr]

It's absolutely hilarious, but that's what makes him scary in Sonic canon Hard to hit due to being tiny and faster than human senses can process things He's also able to use himself as a missile and break solid metal robots effortlessly

[@BrickSquad924]

Sonic: *Chihuahua mode activated*

[@donutchan8114]

Well he does fight knuckles

[@DakotaofRaptors]

And lick their toes

[@mariuszmoraw3571]

Actually Sonic size makes him hard to hit so if your surname is Robotnik, then you don't find it funny, especially taking he is speed-based character.

[@mystrallsnowlight]

See Kirby in 'canon' size, and knowing this small blob can inhale, destroy and wreck anything in existence, including entire battle-spaceship, giant artifact, entire planet and whole deity just simply terrifying

[@rirururu4697]

What happens if Kirby one day grows 1 inch taller?

[@vaelxn]

@@rirururu4697 the big crunch

[@serhumano3692]

@@rirururu4697 the bite of 87

[@thelordofchaos6470]

But what if what we saw in game was just from Kirby's point of view? How big really are those bosses he fought compared to a normal sized human? How big is his universe? I loose sleep over this shit.

[@EnchWraits]

He's small because he's basically a giant amoeba with the power of a supermassive black hole.

[@aChewyGummyBear]

6:35 “is this the size of an actual mouse?” “That’s right. He’s 1 foot tall” y’all must have some Australian mice if the mice you see are 1 foot tall

[@Veracaide-st]

No?? Our mice here are much bigger than that. Maybe a baby mouse i guess?

[@bok9596]

A mouse standing up tho ^^

[@aChewyGummyBear]

@@bok9596 even then a mouse isn’t a foot tall. Maybe a f*cking enormous rat. But not a mouse

[@caritahearts2405]

It's including those big ears tho

[@illford]

​@SebastianRodriguez-bs4whfoot long and foot tall aren't the same tho

[@Exile_Sky]

Ganon isn't huge, but looks huge in his games, because he's fighting literal children and teenagers.

[@AmnieKa]

Not sure, I mean Gerudos tend to be super big

[@toadvlogs2213]

Teens who are 16+ aren’t short though normally Edit: And often if they are short it is not because they are teenagers and their adult height will end up only a few inches at most taller than they were at 16.

[@Exile_Sky]

@@toadvlogs2213 You actually don't finish all your growth until you are 20+. So while not tiny, humans aren't finished until around their mid 20s.

[@biggiecheese2004]

Ganondorf is like 7 ft tall fym

[@toadvlogs2213]

@@Exile_Sky Humans do not grow until their mid 20s. Humans brains are fully developed in their mid twenties though. Human males grow until 19-20.

[@RmR_Lame]

King Dedede’s size making him look like he went to the Mario Universe, and accidentally ate a Mini Mushroom, was priceless

[@ilealwood]

Watching Captain Falcon sweep kick Pichu summoned the mental image of a 6'3" man desperately trying to stomp out a mouse 😅

[@seanmadson8524]

They should remake Mouse Hunt with John Cena, I'd watch the hell out of that

[@Subreon]

@@seanmadson8524 wow that's a blast from the past

[@NoxilNobody]

OOOOOH SH*T! A RAT!

[@snipidyclips4736]

AHW SHIT, A RAT!

[@saikoice290]

Ain’t falcon like 6’8?

[@Mrnotpib]

Banjo’s cannon size actually makes a weird amount of sense. He’s called a “Teddy bear” by actual baby Polar Bears in Freezezy Peak.

[@dankmemewannabe]

What if their words were racially motivated

[@feferson492]

@@dankmemewannabe that'd be pretty based

[@Mrnotpib]

Well it’s a good thing “bear” isn’t a race. Although he does race one of them.

[@dankmemewannabe]

@@Mrnotpib hmmm I could imagine bears being argued as some sort of race with races within it, seeing as the human race is composed of many separate races, idk what that perspective looks like in the bear world tho

[@sinteleon]

@@feferson492 To be fair, in an alternate universe, teddy bears were basically nazis in Conker's realm..

[@fm_0523]

The fact that Kirby is canonically less than 1 foot makes his feats even more impressive.

[@SonicMegaKing]

I mean, considering his size, a human could bat all the enemies he's faces out of the air. Especially the ones shaped like bleeding eyeballs.

[@ZAPRST8879]

​@@SonicMegaKing yea true but at the same time kirby punch back a giant meteor capable of decimating a town (maybe small but not relevant) at LIGHT YEARS SPEED, a punch feom kirby would literally sends you to the sun in second and he is about massive ftl and even mkre impressive considering his size and metaknight just casually fly through galaxy with eases so yea even a crash fron a warp star would blow up the the entire universe due to physics

[@Eevee860]

He's not, that's just bad localization, he is canonically 3-4 feet tall

[@TheFirstAndLastObserver]

@@SonicMegaKing not true, they would legit destroy anyone in their path, they’re true short kings. (Even though Kirby is the true short mvp.)

[@Blazelaw]

@@Eevee860 he’s 8 inches tall canonically

[@benamisai-kham5892]

"this is gonna be horrible for people watching on their phone" -me watching a speck dash across the screen- ; olimar.

[@Echo_the_half_glitch]

Why did this make me laugh as much as it did?

[@rileyinscoe3558]

As a mobile user, I can indeed confirm it's very hard to see Kirby without zooming in

[@DaimyoD0]

So glad to be able to zoom in now lol

[@WheeledHamster]

Get a bigger phone.

[@rileyinscoe3558]

@@WheeledHamster if my phone gets any bigger it would be a fire kindle

[@rompis.a]

@@rileyinscoe3558 Phones these days, amirite?

[@DisKorruptd]

and then there's the singular pixel of shielded Ollimander

[@IgnanielOoga]

I cracked up at 5:35 "and then he waddled away" 🤣😂

[@ryeanj.3693]

Same!

[@andreblueboy6019]

I cracked up too!

[@docplays6508]

I remember that animation. Did anyone else see the YTP version of Duck at the lemonade stand animation?

[@mackenziewoloschuk7375]

Yep! Same! Mostly cuz I remembered it so well and found it stupidly fitting lmao

[@marioortegosanz1614]

Waddle waddle

[@kirbyx2573]

Ridley is a.. weird case of height. In the First Metroid he is just a bit taller then Samus, yet in the remake Zero Mission Ridley is suddenly like over double Samus height.. either way mega cool video!

[@PBandJ21]

He might just have been smaller due to technical limits since it was on the nes

[@dynamichunter843]

@@PBandJ21 yup they could only have so many sprites and so many animations

[@randomcommenter6498]

Bowser is kinda similar although still more consistent with his height. In the original 2d games he was barely taller than Mario, but he’s much bigger in mario 64. Of course he can also be the size of Godzilla in certain games, but those aren’t very representative of his normal height.

[@scipion3679]

Even in the same game, his size is inconsistent. In Metroid Prime 3, you face him twice. The first time, he's big enough to swallow Samus. The second time, he's smaller. I think it's his Super Metroid size in this video

[@PlumbumJelly]

I ran into a similar issue with Dedede. In games like Kirby's Dream Land and Return to Dream Land, he's not much taller than Kirby, but in games like Super Star and Squeak Squad, he's about 3 times taller. It's weird.

[@timeforgottenprince8271]

5:34 good luck not laughing to that.

[@_Yousirname]

XD

[@bred_not]

Waddle waddle

[@derekthereactor9196]

It was too cute to not laugh 😂😂😂❤❤❤

[@chaosinc.382]

NYYYYOOOOOOM

[@judemorgan1798]

@timeforgottenprince8271 LOL just as I watched it. But I can't tell if it's from how funny the scene was or how they were laughing and that it was contagious. 😂😂🤣🤣😭😭🤧🤧

[@geistgrace6452]

Olimar is literally an inch tall. And that's with the antenna on his helmet.

[@Underworlder5]

so small he has to carry a bottle cap with two hands

[@Electro4890]

@@Underworlder5 He can use a bottle cap as a house bro wdym CARRY?

[@Underworlder5]

@@Electro4890 you can see it in the pikmin 2 intro

[@Electro4890]

@@Underworlder5 It was a joke

[@Underworlder5]

@@Electro4890 ah, okay

[@TrueReverse74]

5:35 Bro, this had me howling with laughter

[@doommantisbugking2952]

And he waddled away, waddle waddle

[@defnotnaruto222]

Man I thought the time stap would be this 8:02

[@bobandmrmecaleb5873]

@@doommantisbugking2952 till the very next day!

[@ajregalia1334]

SAME OH MY GOSH

[@MateriaLord826]

I’m still laughing!! Hahahaha!

[@mackenziewoloschuk7375]

The tiny characters are just the embodiments of "I'm three ounces of whoop-ass!"

[@mackenziewoloschuk7375]

Adding on cuz no one likes the edit versions: Thank for the 420! :D

[@-BenGaming-]

“Lucario looks like a middle school child” Yeah I know so many middle school child’s that are THREE ELEVEN 😂😂😂 I was that tall when I was like 6 broooo

[@extremistgarchomp4950]

"why is lucario so short, he's like literally a child" *cuts to a size comparison where he's about the height of a ten-year-old child*

[@thegames4565]

The legends arceus protag is canonically 15 tho

[@Bashuraptor]

And most ten year olds are usually taller than 4'

[@Jasdewisafarmer]

They're questioning why is the height in accurate to canon

[@kaseymeijer2128]

@@Jasdewisafarmer Pokédex sizes are averages might be why

[@BJGvideos]

@@thegames4565 Estimated to be 15 by Cyllene anyway

[@magnitude10199]

It makes me unreasonably happy that Daisy is 5'11" as a 6 foot tall redheaded woman 😂

[@lucifersam7946]

Are you single?

[@ratedr7845]

@@lucifersam7946 bro 😂

[@averagejoey2000]

nobody has been downer or badder than I am down bad right now

[@supernovaskies5044]

Representation matters

[@emrahalien2972]

weirdly makes sense I mean have you seen the humans in Mario Odyssey? shes most likely average for a girl or even below it in that world.

[@bigcomfycouchh]

The King Dedede “waddle waddle” absolutely KILLED ME 😂😂😂 edit: dude i didn’t know this would get so many likes!! glad yall have the same sense of humor

[@Pingimaster]

And then he waddled away...

[@TheNoiseIsBritish]

​@@Pingimasterwaiting to get some sweet cake as he waddled away.......

[@jhazcaseycorpuz724]

Me to

[@the_diamond_spider]

SAME! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@sparklecat60]

@@Pingimaster til the very next day bam bam bam bam badadam

[@LuisCruz-ic3sh]

5:35 got me laughing so hard

[@CorbinCalvert]

@@LuisCruz-ic3sh and he saddled away waddle waddle

[@ObanaiTomioka]

Ty nostalga

[@judasmejia-fortier2521]

@@LuisCruz-ic3sh I couldn’t stop repeating it 😂

[@CORBIN-f9f]

Bro what I'm so big

[@TheodoreMiller-k3e]

@@LuisCruz-ic3sh till the very next

[@trs4184]

Mario in Super Mario Galaxy was made smaller so that he would fit in a spherical hitbox, which they had to start using so that their new gravity systems would work right. Jasper has a really good video about it.

[@MrL1193]

That sounds very similar to how Mario is supposedly chubby because the creators of the Donkey Kong arcade games wanted him to be roughly box-shaped for collision detection. Guess some things never change.

[@dat_dylov_tho]

5:35 bro got the whole squad laughing ya love to see it

[@ShwappaJ]

And he waddled away, waddle waddle

[@bobandmrmecaleb5873]

@@ShwappaJ till the very next day!

[@elivil]

@@bobandmrmecaleb5873 waddle waddle

[@bobandmrmecaleb5873]

@@elivilAnd he waddled away, waddle waddle. to the very next day! Bom, Bom, Bom!

[@elivil]

@@bobandmrmecaleb5873 and he waddled away

[@Triggaheartz]

“Imagine seeing a mouse in your house and you just front flip kick him” I BOUT CRIEDDD laughing 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Trench_Thumb]

Hearing their reaction of Dedede's size is priceless no matter how many times i hear it

[@meliodas197]

Imagine seeing a mouse in your house and it hits you with a lightning bolt, thats the equivalent to having a pichu Edit: Dang 1K likes thats the most I've ever had thanks yall

[@solsystem1342]

If you have a 1 ft tall mouse I think you're screwed anyways

[@meliodas197]

@@solsystem1342 true

[@meliodas197]

but its worse when he uses thunder bolt on you

[@ExtremeWreck]

@@solsystem1342 How about a 95 ft. tall mouse?

[@vilxxblack2472]

@@solsystem1342 If you are going against 1 ft tall mice you are in an RPG game my guy.

[@the_reaper103]

Captain Falcon fighting Pichu is just the Smash version of "Oh shit, a rat!"

[@ZekoNeko12]

I was like "wow Ness is tall for a kid" but then I remember that he's still taller than me, an adult.

[@erevanthegamer4141]

Well I believe Ness is 12 / 13 years old, which means he's pretty much at the average height for his age. What confuses people is he looks younger than he really is.

[@LilXancheX]

@@erevanthegamer4141 he looks his age.

[@Mello_Gelo]

Nah your just short

[@playz_J]

​@@erevanthegamer4141 the dutchies broke the average height for 12 years olds😂

[@MadAliceInWonderland]

@@erevanthegamer4141 The whole game he comes from is chibi though. Even adults with gray hair have cute little faces like that.

[@insanity-craftus1463]

3:44 This is Olimar. Olimar says hi.

[@Ms.Chalice-TheLegendary]

Olimar is is literally known for being the smallest Nintendo character 😂

[@jojogacha974]

And that’s why he is the weakest character ever because he would not even be noticed by anyone

[@ShwappaJ]

Olimar is only an eighth the size of a strawberry lmao

[@jojogacha974]

@Dooby64 but they are also tiny so wtf are they gonna do? Tickle them? Other guys are like an aot titan to him

[@jojogacha974]

@Dooby64 yea but like an aot titan yea that would reck them

[@jojogacha974]

@Dooby64 yea but they SLICE the necks not hit it with leaves or flowers or buds.

[@axelperez2917]

I think that Kirby being so tiny was sort of reconned in Kirby and the forgotten land

[@RedTHedge]

Pretty sure that height reference also portrayed him having a skeleton, too.

[@shinyeeveelution789]

I think there was a texture release that says the heights of a normal human. Like, "you must been (enter human height in cm. here) to get on this ride."

[@cubeman9766]

@@RedTHedge thats a separate thing also dreamland 3 shows kirby being 2 feet and forgotten land borderline confirmed it not only with the amusement ride but also kirby being a 3rd of the size of the vending machine which all of them are 6 feet btw meta knight is about 2 and a half feet and dededes scaling is still works where dedede us twice of kirbys size so at least 4' its still right for this video because it came out before forgotten land but still they definitely grew

[@FreelanceGenie]

@@cubeman9766 This video was posted 6 hours ago...

[@cubeman9766]

@@FreelanceGenie i ment game but im not gonna change it

[@xxrmartinez98xx]

Whoa TCNick and Poppt1. You just know you're in for a good video.

[@PixelShiftss]

Fr

[@nagol37]

How is this comment an hour before the video

[@PixelShiftss]

@@nagol37 members probably

[@thefiresworddragon927]

I like this, because Pichu's size was actually important to balancing, because Pichu was so small that his self damaging actually wasn't enough to offset the size and speed he had, so they kept making him bigger. I don't know if they ended up making Pichu unironically bigger than Pikachu.

[@MaxWelton]

0:09 Ridley is actually the only character with correct canon size because he’s not from any Metroid game. He’s a new version of Ridley made specifically for Smash.

[@foxmccloudizsexy]

Same can be said for every character in this game. Smash isn't canon, and with your logic every character will have the correct height because Sakurai said so.

[@ValToadstool]

@@foxmccloudizsexy the difference is that Ridley's specific design in ultimate is original to smash

[@squee-g1658]

@@ValToadstool thats neat. Like pit in brawl

[@CrizzyEyes]

@@ValToadstool Also Ridley is a transhuman (transdragon?) space pirate who seems to make new bodies for himself all the time.

[@andrewt329]

@@ValToadstool I feel like that's still a reach. Yeah, Ridley's design in Smash is not straight from one of the games (Though it's PRETTY close to his Super Metroid sprite), but that criteria still applies to a lot of characters in the game to varying degrees. Like Bowser's design in Smash isn't pulled directly from any particular game. Like Ridley, he's just got most of the recognizable features, but has a few tweaks to look more fierce or realistic or capable of doing all the things a fighter in Smash is supposed to do.

[@joshuawhitaker2913]

“Life isn’t worth living if you’re this small” I am crushed

[@CreativeWitchArt]

Literally

[@glimmerstantroop46321]

Fr

[@JakeSquaredOfficial]

so was he.

[@LordEmperorBoss]

This just makes Kirby even more terrifying.

[@larryjake7783]

Only if he could still do absorb

[@Shrock568]

5:35 could not get enough of this part😂

[@jackmagnium6115]

5:35 and he waddled away had me laughing tears

[@hioman]

Fun fact. According to kirby and the forgotten lands, kirby is actually 2 ft tall. The same result you get when measuring him against Samus in Kirby's dreamland 3 Now, almost every other kirby game has him at 8 in, but the ones that do are never cannon (like smash melee)

[@kaelhyun2401]

Sakurai created Kirby i think he knows how big his own creation is

[@hioman]

@@kaelhyun2401 yeah, but he also only made 4 games. 3 very average games, and a racing spinoff. Kumazaki definitely has more authority over this than Sakurai

[@shyguyrocks1]

@@hioman Ehhh. We need actual confirmation before we start claiming he's 2 feet tall. The measurements in Kirby's world are all wack anyways. Light-years being used for sml planetoids which would make them larger than solar systems for the meteor baseball minigame, megatons being needed to crack the whole planet, and 999 meters being the depth needed to reach the other side of the planet.

[@BasicallyMed]

10:30 they made her canonically bigger because they wanted her to be a "heavy-type" character in mario kart

[@Coach_Shiner]

Yeah they made her like 7'04". She's like the same height as Boban Marjanovic. Correction. She's even taller than that!

[@karlhans6678]

Thats a lame reason to change height. Creators should simply stop changing heights, lores, etc. I always go with the original height.

[@beauwildgaming]

Imagine front-flip-dropkicking a mouse in your house! "DIE, YOU DEMON! SLAM!" Poppt's accent made it even better for me as an American! "Slaym!" Great vid as always, you two!

[@ModelAAA90]

5:30 I lost it… I just LOST it… 😆😂🤣 🐧

[@TheMysteriousLJ]

Ness being 5 foot makes sense considering he’s canonically 13 years old even though he looks younger.

[@lambtoken2708]

Mother series has chibi artstyle, everyone looks like that

[@TheMysteriousLJ]

@@lambtoken2708 yeah, and that’s what i love about the game, besides the story and characters

[@Shadoboy]

Similarily, Young LInk has about the average height for his age, since he's canonically 9 years old in OoT.

[@tomfooIeryz]

@@Shadoboy i was 4’10 at 9

[@TheAwesomeMiner99]

@@tomfooIeryzwell that’s extremely tall for a 9 year old

[@jrg14961]

That coin toss at 12:00 had me grabbing my inhaler

[@EggEgg-]

60 likes but no replies?, Let me fix that

[@Training_Wheels]

What else did you grab ?

[@Training_Wheels]

@@EggEgg- What else did ya fix ?

[@EggEgg-]

@@Training_Wheels You fixed 2 stuff

[@Training_Wheels]

@@EggEgg- Be sure to *SMASH* that like button !!! 👉👉👉👉👍👈👈👈👈

[@Revon-Feuer]

Kirby: Vore Also Kirby: not even a foot tall

[@Takapon218]

"Kirby is 8 inches tall canonically" He's like... almost as big as a car in the newest game 😔

[@SpacePotatoJTASP]

No, he just ate a car

[@zenoblues7787]

Cleary, it's just a smaller dimension where cars are Kirby sized.

[@DocTime56]

Maybe that’s just a pretty small car

[@user-ye6fp7kl1o]

Maybe everything in the Kirby games are just small? Bc that's the only thing that makes sense to me if Kirby is that small

[@Takapon218]

@@SpacePotatoJTASPhe didn't eat a car, he got stuck on it. But he's about the height of a car's door handle. We also see him in relation to a vending machine.

[@radekvaverka8921]

The reason Lucario looks big in the games is because he’s standing next to small children. Next to an adult man, he’s small

[@Specter_1125]

A 10 year old would still be significantly taller than lucario’s canon height.

[@off-the-grounder568]

X and Y has some pretty accurate Lucario.

[@MadAliceInWonderland]

Also legends arceus is where size ranges for pokemon started

[@tomfooIeryz]

@@Specter_1125 yeah, i was 5’ at 10

[@connecticutandrhodeisland]

I'm 4'9 at 11😢

[@MizunoKetsuban]

I was skeptical on how well the sizes actually scaled, but ROB really made it clear how off the scaling is. I've seen ROB irl and there is no chance in hell it would look that small compared to someone nearly 4 feet tall

[@vyor8837]

Yeah, the mod maker probably picked random scaling factors and called it a day.

[@PieMan061]

I have a feeling the mod maker just assumed the base height for all characters was the same and used a single scaling, rather than accounting for the fact the characters in the game are already different sizes.

[@AdmiralStoicRum]

Also a chonky boy can look pretty big

[@giovanni545]

Please dont say hell so casually

[@beepboop2021]

@@giovanni545 if the word hell offends you, you probably should just stick to christian tv channels and not youtube lmao

[@CalebLLShow]

One thing that’s interesting is the smaller a character becomes the faster it runs What if you made a mod that not only makes them canon size but canon running walking ability too Little Kirby would be running for like 10 mins to get across the stage LOL 😂

[@ridisberg]

Man watching Olimar take 3-4 business days to get across the platform would be hilarious

[@JosepiThe13th]

Nick saying Lucario isn’t as short as a child in Arceus while comparing him to a child and showing us they’re the same height is such a wtf moment.

[@EmperorZ19]

He's taller than the child though, and a 10 year old child is typically 50-59 inches compared to Lucario's official 47. So there is a bit of a disparity

[@InfiniteThePhantomJackal]

@@EmperorZ19 SWSH and SCVI protags are both taller than Lucario. PLA protagonist is just really short

[@calebgoodman3028]

@@EmperorZ19 Even then, the child they used for the comparison is 15 so it’s an even bigger disparity. That and they can come in different sizes.

[@The-Determined-Ninja]

@@EmperorZ19 That's because there's *_size varience_* in Pokémon, that Lucario that he showed is simply _larger_ than the *average* 3'11 Lucario. Alpha Pokémon for instance are practically *_Twice_* the average size.

[@GremlinSciences]

@@LittleSylveon Way before that actually, as far back as gen 3 (the original Ruby, Emerald, and Sapphire) there was size variation in each species. There are actually even a couple of trainers in gen 3 that want you to catch one size extreme or the other of certain pokemon and reward you rather handsomely if you can present a specimen that meets their criteria. I think the size variation in gen 3 might have actually been more extreme than what we see in Arceus; using Gardevoir as an example, gen 3 let Gardevoir be as short as 94cm or as tall as 233cm, while Gardevoir in Arceus only got as short as 128cm and even including alphas they only got as tall as 256 cm.

[@daybreak0968]

5:24 that was VERY funny(especially with the tiny penguin walk).

[@Mr.Pyromaniac]

Ness got labeled as 4'12" Also Mario is confirmed as 5'4"

[@yourcordialvermillionchapw2398]

The hell 5'4?? Bro I'm 5'7-5'8, I remember Mario being 5'1, Luigi 5-7 or 5-9, Bowser 8-9ft tall.

[@mariotheundying]

@@yourcordialvermillionchapw2398 Bowser is whatever height he feels like being at the moment

[@distilledpizza]

everywhere i look it says mario is 5'1. not sure what you found that says he's 5'4

[@dylan_eubanks3721]

Wolf also got labeled at 5'12" as well

[@DEFC0NZER0]

Bro, that's just barely the height of Tom Cruise

[@3_14pie]

1:15 "is too big! HE DOESN'T FIT"

[@kathybennett5502]

Some of these guys are definitely smaller than they should be (like pichu being 1 foot but barely being above kazuyas ankles) but it's a great concept with a lot of effort put in and I applaud that

[@RedTHedge]

Mario's a lot taller. Doing the math compared to New Donkers, he should be around Sonic's height.

[@theshadeow5103]

@@RedTHedge fun fact: Mario’s height never changes in any Mario games (compared to koopas and the like)

[@Gamebuilder2000]

​@@theshadeow5103 actually it changes all the time, what with the Super Mushrooms doubling his height and all

[@stephanos6128]

its mainly cus everyone has varying proportions irrelevant to any other character unless theyre part of the same universe. ie Bayonetta is around 9 to 11 Heads tall which puts her at more than 6'10ft in reality. her legs are very long too. Wolf who is also around her height, is 4 to 5 1/2 heads tall, which is the proportions of a *child* so he's technically the the size of a giant child, in reakity his head height would put him closer to Ness' height who is 3-4 heads tall. If Bayo was in StarFox's universe and made to BE apart of that world, she'd also be around 5 heads tall proportionally. Her head expanded, and her legs and arms shortened ect but would still be designed in a way to make her taller than Wolf. (i chose Bayonetta cus her proportions are INSANE, despite her realistic artstyle. Samus has this same principle and she is closer to Wolf's height, her proportiins are longer than his making her look taller. ) this image shows what I mean with heights vs proportions. i.pinimg.com/originals/46/41/94/4641943792b92a90837ab9eb52db0948.jpg headsize also plays a roll, Bayonetta has a small head so 5 Bayonetta heads tall looks different from 5 Wolf Heads tall, Wolf in her world would also be designed to be 9 heads tall. his head would also probably shrink. so thats why Wolf would look waaay shorter despite him and Bayo being similar in height.

[@fr0stdr4ke95]

@@Gamebuilder2000 Regular Mario is canonically 5'1. Small mario, mini mario, and mega mario are all by technicality non canon heights.

[@LiesieM]

I really enjoyed the little jokes edited in. They were well-timed, contextual, and made me laugh out loud more than once.

[@zzz-1]

the duck song part killed me 😭

[@oconnorwilliam01]

​@@zzz-1me too and the 'wheee!'

[@chadgorosaurus4898]

Smash with canon sizes needs to be it's own game.

[@buincqv67]

Or just a settings feature that we can toggle canon sizes on and off when setting up a match, so if someone wanted to they could use canon sizes for their character while someone else chooses not to use it

[@xXJelly11Xx]

@@buincqv67 Thatd be nice but I don’t know how the hit boxes would work if one had them on and one had them off

[@korsekil]

Only if the larger characters get an advantage. Maybe increase their HP or damage.

[@GeorgeDCowley]

@@korsekil They seem pretty effective anyway.

[@Tekunoburedo]

"then he waddled away" had me rolling on the floor 5:35

[@Matpit18]

Putting the Duck Song over small DeDeDe’s run was hilariously genius

[@theinktician]

Sonic looks like he's in an actual Sonic game at this height lmao

[@bugbugtheone2143]

7:08 "That shit would connect to your NES" LEMME TELL YOU I DIED-

[@ThatDevilBrony]

Tiny Dedede was already funny on its own, but the addition of “and he waddled away~” from the Duck Song fucking killed me LMAO

[@ΓΙΑΝΝΗΣΒΟΥΛΤΣΙΟΣ-β8λ]

5:33 got me rolling on the floor 🤣 😂

[@Mario87456]

Interestingly when Ridley is under the effect of a super mushroom he is actually closer to his canon size in the games.

[@graceholbert2126]

Indeed very interesting that a Super Mushroom makes him bigger.

[@Leighton1329]

Poppt1: I'm like 5'11 Also Poppt1: Looks notably shorter than HopCat who also claims 5'11

[@EnnyTheKillerBunny]

5:35 BRO “then he waddled away” KILLED ME 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Avengeryamato]

Same bro😂

[@ignis2638]

Fun fact, in Mario Galaxy, in order to make Mario able to move around with the gravity they made his hitbox a circle because a oval has clipping issues which is why he is so short in that game

[@GamingintheAM0801]

Kinda bummed you guys didn't pick Cloud at one point. A lot of people seem surprised to learn he's on the short side (canonically 5'7").

[@troydenbrum2979]

Because showing a 5'7 character against a bunch of 6 foot ones makes great content for anyone but cloud fans....

[@cajunking5987]

Pretty tall for a child…

[@GamingintheAM0801]

@@cajunking5987 Cloud is 21.

[@GamingintheAM0801]

@@troydenbrum2979 Not saying it had to be a significant portion of the video. Just a few seconds would have been neat.

[@cajunking5987]

@@GamingintheAM0801 wat? Really?

[@joshcarbine2191]

Ness being 5' makes sense. He is 13 according to the official guide referenced in a post game note. His birthday being a week after the end of the game, so not sure if he is turning 13 or 14. Either way 5' is fairly normal.

[@toadvlogs2213]

True

[@radiozap2717]

he's turning 13! i think his dad specifically says he hopes to be home for his 13th birthday

[@superassociationofdurrburg8419]

9:00 Kinda angry that Enderman wasn't taller than Steve.

[@GryphonWyng]

@@superassociationofdurrburg8419 Same, based on their in-game height they should be ~9 ft.

[@opbattleaxe8744]

Pyra flip is such a stellar celebratory move. She looks so happy that she pulled it off lol.

[@NanachiKirby]

Im honestly wanting a mod that gives the characters their canonical strength. I'd kill to see Isabelle doing absolutely nothing.

[@ednamode9048]

Lore accurate bayo, sonic and Kirby would be terrifying

[@Mac1081]

@@ednamode9048bro, EVERY Mario character would destroy every other character.

[@onioncutterninja1535]

@@Mac1081 ok but wouldn't kirby literally just need to swallow someone to make them lose a stock?

[@Mac1081]

@@onioncutterninja1535 Mario literally can’t Lose though, god himself said Mario can’t lose.

[@onioncutterninja1535]

​@@Mac1081Mario is the chosen one, the one stomp man

[@rat_king68]

That Olimar fight was like Kratos vs Chronos all over again

[@scorpiot4563]

😂 good one

[@Ziggy-hy4fn]

"Is he the size of an actual mouse? "Yeah. He's one foot tall."

[@FletcherReedsRandomness]

I’ve always found it funny that Sephiroth is viewed as this unstoppable colossus in FF7, he towers over all the other characters except Barret, and then you find out he’s only 6’1”. That’s pretty tall, but not super tall compared to other tall characters.

[@DharshM0]

That's because the rest of the cast have average Japanese heights. Female is 5'3", male is 5'6"

[@sparking023]

Tallest Japanese man vs average Slav man

[@hjt091]

Cloud is a manlet, that's why his hair is so tall

[@howisthis8849]

The fact that Captain Falcon and ZSS are both taller than Sephiroth is very funny to me

[@mcraig2465]

Bro I'm 6'2" and I do not feel tall.

[@duckisalwayswatching1192]

5:34 made all my childhood memories flow to my brain

[@iamgoo8816]

Poppt1 2022: "Life isn't worth living when you're that small" Me standing at 5'2": 🥺

[@mroffice8166]

Well, you aren't that small then. No worries

[@Aostrele]

You’re massive compared to Olimar

[@Felipera_]

Grow up

[@TheKeyOfAnarkh]

Kirby slipping in for a lethal kick to the ChariNards

[@El_Asado]

King ddd's walking animation killed me 💀

[@lawyerchris911]

The fact Kirby is tiny but literally fights gods 💀💀

[@AbsolutelyAbsurDDD]

The reason Lucario seems tall is because he's standing next to 10 yr old pokemon trainers xD

[@loliemontes3457]

“Then he waddled away🗣🗣” “Waddle waddle🔥🔥”

[@116Cryptic]

Thinking about a 1 foot tall electrified mouse running around my house is terrifying

[@nubnoobsly]

I think the canonical height inconsistency is because they’re all supposed to be trophies, like amiibos

[@smward87]

Yeah people either forgot or weren't born yet when the original Smash Bros showed that all the characters are just figurines fighting each other.

[@kassiemelliott9467]

8:33-8:40 I love when ganon literally Sparta kicks Steve and then he bicycle kicks Steve 😂😂😂

[@thanhtungnguyen5772]

Siuuuuuuuuu

[@jakensmn5615]

6:20 pichu is a baby pokémon, you can’t encounter it in the wild, only hatch, unless you’re talking abt the other games

[@pixelpowergaming]

You should try to make the characters have canonical power but in smash. For example, you could make Mewtwo deal tons of % whilst Rob deals no %.

[@reggienullator]

Kirby characters would one shot almost everybody, with no one being able to beat Kirby

[@fartman1314]

@@reggienullator agreed

[@pixelpowergaming]

@@reggienullator that makes funnier content

[@esrever6948]

@@reggienullator fun fact: wario and kirby are the only characters who canonically cannot die.

[@drumo2273]

@@esrever6948 Best part is that in Wario's case, bro can't die for the simple fact that he *refuses* to.

[@cherrymaxdietversion]

The 'and then he waddled away' made me laugh so hard

[@RetroFanatic-Trapster2]

3:40 - Oh, geez. Does someone have a microscope? 🧐

[@RobSkuII]

You seen kirby slurp up the eel? Hear me out.

[@blackcladwarrior583]

8:56 IM NOT A RAT

[@VBessence]

3:43 killed me bro 😂

[@TangoCharlieWhiskey96]

“I think he’s the size of an actual mouse!” “Yep, he’s one foot tall” 👁️👄👁️

[@jekblom123]

Pikachu is not a mouse. It's a Pikachu.

[@Sr9-b8e]

New York moment

[@PikaPenny17]

@@jekblom123 Pikachu is literally "the mouse Pokemon"

[@Echo_the_half_glitch]

Fun little fact, the artist who designed Pikachu modeled them after chipmunks (or squirrels, can't remember which, although I think it was a chipmunk because of the whole lightning cheek pouches)