Smash or Pass: Food Mascots

[@Profussy]

Who is your "favorite" food mascot?

[@NonConformistPsyche]

Genderbent Colonel Sanders.

[@twoduece]

listen, wendy's easy. the red hair goes a long way.

[@thecoolguy4035]

Hear me out, Wendy's.

[@VilageIdiot]

so, just to get it out of the way, the wendys mascot, but, do have a gripe, everybody always says, oooooo, yea, wendys! thats not her name! its just wendy! why are you keeping the 's'?! her name is wendy god damn it.

[@inarjollyhound]

The Cookie Crisp Wolf. ~

[@animalmace]

HE CANNOT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

[@growingoaks]

Sam Hyde supports neonazi's, the Profussy does not. Do not compare the two. DO NOT disgrace our professor this way.

[@zabianreubens4989]

holy shit is that the hit minecraft animator animalmace watching such degenerated content very suspisious

[@arandomgamer662]

im a fan

[@OVERLORDCLOWN]

Animal mace isn't as innocent as we thought he was

[@44Quantum]

Nice BB reference.

[@hood7028]

Each lesson this man gives us increases the amount of braincells we have by at least 10

[@hughjass739]

That doesn’t even gt most of us above one

[@thelegosmithy161]

@@hughjass739but it’s an improvement isn’t it?

[@vxicepickxv]

It's true. I've watched 6 lessons, and now I'm up to 69 brain cells.

[@davidcorodeanu4535]

i've seen some really good DIY pringle can holes

[@beesechurger1]

You're still missing the grammar brain cell, even after having watched hundreds of his videos

[@Yasviele]

The fact that Wendy's is an implied Smash is quite based and frankly natural... We all remember that trending a couple of years ago, hmmm~ Wait no Tony the Tiger??? is this another too obvious of a choice kinda of deal?

[@ZeroOmega-vg8nq]

No its because tony is in rehab after his run in with the furrie community. It would be immoral to smash a guy trying to get himself better

[@TechxGuyxJames]

I heard Tony the Tiger is a Twitch streamer nowadays. It could just be a bit awkward making a smash or pass about another streamer or content creator.

[@History_Nurd]

No no Tony the Tiger was furries trying to sexually assault my bro.

[@gabrielkawa3477]

100% agree with smashing the Wendy's girl

[@80s_graffiti]

​@@ZeroOmega-vg8nq I don't like this sentence

[@thehonoredone2361]

The Wendy's girl will definitely roast you on social media if you don't smash her like a McDonald's big mac

[@tristancampbell4941]

We'd probably want her smug self to roast us regardless. It's part of the experience😂

[@sebastianherrera6514]

The mf with a humiliation fetish are gonna be eating good with that one 💀

[@ChangedCauseYT-HateFoxNames]

She would say something like "I'm looking for a huge *assets* ... anything and "insert name here" has nothing. Absolutely nothing"

[@Dookieman1975]

She’d totally roast you in bed for not having a foot long sub

[@matiasbenitez980]

@@tristancampbell4941 Tsundere Wendy

[@MrPhilsterable]

"We can't just smash every anthropomorphic bunny that we see." Yes! Yes we can!

[@isislikesyou8605]

funny that this comment has 34 likes

[@Swirluser1]

​@@isislikesyou8605 haha the funy 🤣

[@Ravioli638]

@@isislikesyou8605 NOoo Dislike to bring it back everyone!

[@44Quantum]

You should Google Cadbury`s bunny.

[@MattTOB618]

​@@Ravioli638 Disliking doesn't bring down the like counter, though?

[@Sparking_Ram]

Wendy's was my awakening to smug girls and thigh highs. I hate that she's the origin, but God damn artists drew her so hot.

[@Peakert]

Jack is the type to wear an apron and nothing else, While cooking you breakfast. Easy Smash!

[@Dookieman1975]

He can Jack up my box

[@russellfisher1303]

@@Dookieman1975 he be jacking on my in till I box 😩

[@Theconfusedace]

Agreed!

[@History_Nurd]

Jack is the type of guy that would make you a meal, and if you said anything EVEN REMOTELY BAD, and he would rip off your throat whilst laughing

[@AlIRounder]

“The suit stays on!”

[@WestyC]

"While I'm with the Wendy's mascot" love the brutal honesty 😂

[@largeballs3215]

Jack is such a hard smash it's not even close

[@thelostmessenger]

S tier

[@Dookieman1975]

He can Jackin all our boxes

[@MrManTheFirst]

@@Dookieman1975 bro 💀

[@ryngymir]

​@@Dookieman1975 damnit, you beat me to it.

[@OverHeed]

@@ryngymir Jack can beat me any time

[@thelostmessenger]

Lando makes an amazing point with Jack bringing in the egg rolls. Only thing is that he'd probably charge you for them. Still a S Tier

[@velvetypotato711]

the egg roll in his pants is for free

[@ReaIHuman]

Can we all appreciate this man's drawing skills?

[@spacetaco048]

I'm not even joking, Starbucks Logo is legit a mermaid (Melusine) spreading legs.

[@tsarfox3462]

Well according to Robot Chicken the plan was to make a coffee company, or a film studio that exclusively made Mermaid porn.

[@spacetaco048]

@@tsarfox3462 i am so confused at what you just said

[@vance_the_prototgen4258]

I want to make a "professor Lando out of context" but it would be the length of a whole feature film

[@MrShellbuster]

You gotta remember lando, only cows who have been pregnant produce milk. So the laughing cow IS a milf. She's experienced

[@thelostmessenger]

Big brain moment

[@Porker_Hamfries]

Remember he taught that you don't have to be a mom inorder to be a milf.

[@bungersinyourarea]

Jack is the easiest smash of my life

[@sophie________]

he's literally a sex genius, anything with him would be the best experience of your life

[@TFisGravity]

Ong

[@Dookieman1975]

Jackin up my box

[@omiartz]

Jack in my box

[@LiamsClan]

The fact this man streams on a set makes incredibly irrationally happy.

[@cinfdef]

If you're wondering what the feeling is when you can't really decide, but are kinda leaning to one, thats either Pashing or Sass. Neither equally is simply Smass

[@xenogorwraithblade2538]

I couldn't psychologically handle smashing the Pringles guy. One of my nicknames is Pringles and I couldn't go through with it without feeling like a narcissist.

[@HolocaustSurvivor]

Ok Xenogor Wraithblade

[@xenogorwraithblade2538]

@@HolocaustSurvivor it's a very if you know you know name. I'm a weirdo, sure, but not a mindless edgelord.

[@jamesparedes1666]

Lando forgot the murmussy is ALWAYS wet. smh

[@inertiaking1]

Salt on your balls doesn't seem very fun

[@bwowzah]

The one that is 50% an attractive woman: pass Literally just a cow: smash Lando, you may need a recalibration LOL.

[@itsgonnabeanaurfromme]

It's called taste, swine.

[@Not_a_b-1_Battle_Droid]

Here’s an interaction between me and my buddy; “I would rail Wendy’s.” “Who wouldn’t?”

[@BlackfangDragon]

A funny doujin I’ve seen back in the day was a McDonald’s and KFC fighting over Hetalia’s America. And it came in prettyboy and regular mascot versions.

[@cabbagepatches5480]

I know exactly which one ur talking about. if memory serves correct Hamburglar appeared as well...

[@thelostmessenger]

Hahaha I'm reading this later

[@kingofhearts3185]

Sauce? That sounds amazing

[@BlackfangDragon]

@@kingofhearts3185 It’s been nearly a decade so I can’t say I remember its name sadly. I just remember what it was about.

[@kingofhearts3185]

@@BlackfangDragon I probably found it. Underwhelming, but not bad either.

[@erenburk2044]

I feel a few packets of gelatin in the Koolaid man’s pitcher makes him 110% more smashable. Bonus points for hopping into his pitcher and “free swimming.” 🥵

[@aprilk141]

1. Kool Aid man - definately smash 2. Peanut man - nope, creepy 3. Nesquik bunny - just smash already 4. Jack, in the box - not cute enough, does too much coke 5. Starbuck's mermaid - wake up dead 6. Arby's oven mitt - I am convinced by Lando, smash 7. Colnel Sanders - too old, also southern wealth vibes and that just leads to one thing in his past and it's not good 8. Milk Cow - lovely eyes, inspiring personality = Smash 9. Pillsbury dough boy - he is probably a serial killer 10. Pringles gentleman - whisker tickle, 'nuf said 11. Green M&M - messy but so worth it 12. Tootsie Pop Owl - never bring a beak into the bedroom 13. Lando, bro, you got the elmer's glue cow all over your desk, do that one! 14. Honey Bee - just a friend 15. Grimace - well with that ass it's a smash 16. Snap, Crackle, and Pop - elves are great in stories, but human elf interactions usually end up with the human missing something important

[@chihiro5156]

Finally, someone's talking about this food ads mascot 🤣😹

[@lordtachanka903]

The owl is a PASS. imagine the owl is giving you the zucc and it goes “uh one uh two uh three *CHOMP* “

[@QuirkyView]

Just saw a years old message the other day "Both sexes can fuck a Pringles can, but neither can do it well."

[@martyr2941]

Bro passed up the mermaid for an oven mitt, honestly same tho.

[@shykj8892]

when lando uploads you know it's gonna be a good day

[@capy9846]

These are the npc’s of the comment section

[@shykj8892]

@@capy9846 will you let npc be npc pls

[@JetstrussySam]

*Professor

[@noskes1]

14:20 i think the main thing with the M&Ms is that its shell can be only melt by your mouth. Which is even hotter imo.

[@jayguevara610]

I think it's easy to say that the Kool-Aid man is a squirter. It all goes down to whether you prefer creamers or squirters.

[@frostyl4269]

“The Laughing Cow… kinda MILF-y”. now why are you so damn right lmaoo, i’ve always thought this but never known why

[@superhen2834]

this is why you are my professor

[@ChaosLierLen]

For the record it takes an average of 140 licks to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop. I've tested it twice.

[@thelostmessenger]

The madman has known too much

[@Useless_singing]

For me, it took about 723 licks to get through a mini one

[@liamdysoco4832]

Lando is a real one for putting in Jollibee

[@worldlinezero4783]

Aw hell nah he boutta donk da green M&M

[@MmmUbePandan]

how can you not smash jack, he's the only guy who's got mozzarella sticks, onion rings AND curly fries in the same box on the menu

[@aaronnikels5706]

4:47 “I’d jack in his box” LMAOOO 💀

[@CrazyGamingYT56]

Love your content keep up the great work

[@ziljin]

Does anthropomorphic foods count as furries?

[@igga_hd]

no

[@ChangedCauseYT-HateFoxNames]

No, animal =/= furry.

[@mydrillasanjay5397]

Technically if it's a meat then it's the reanimated corpse of a furry

[@ChaosLierLen]

Yes, insofar as furries get the wall.

[@Austin_the_Dalmatian06]

No. They are food, not animals. Furries are called furries because mammals have fur. And food doesn't have fur. If anything, anthro food could possibly be called foodies or munchies or snackies or something like that. But not furries.

[@PyromaniacNextDoor]

I mean Mr peanut is a smash for me I mean, he’s nuts!

[@thelostmessenger]

He likes getting nutty sometimes

[@twobrosincorporated]

Jack is the menacing best friend, that will make your bully or stalker disappear and never be seen again. I’d be friends with jack.

[@Old-dec]

Anything close to a human is almost always smashed in your videos

[@thelostmessenger]

Idk he still wanted to smash the laughing cow

[@Old-dec]

@@thelostmessenger yeah he smash the cow even though its literally just a cow and not like the moomoo from pokemon where they stand on 2 legs or smth. But if it has the bottom of a human its like 70% sure he smash. He still smashes regular animals with human feature though on top of kernel sender😏 but who wouldn’t kernel

[@AardvarkPaysOff]

Love the Astolfo figures in the shelves next to his desk lmao

[@Wired4Life2]

_”Calm down, son, it’s just a drawing, not the real thing.”_

[@GravityForces]

You've opened my mind about the oven mitt ngl 🤭 I keep missing your live classes due to timezones, so thank you for these lecture videos!!

[@ramenboi1453]

kool aid man busted on walls what

[@LordEpos]

The Magnet Kricketot in the bottom right corner was a big help for this lesson.

[@handson4580]

love how you dont even cover the wendys girl because she is 100% all united smash

[@clovest3rz]

1-Pass, too loud and messy 2-Smash 3-Smash 4-Pass, that’s a siren that could kill me 5-I wish I could smash 6-Smash 7-Controversial, but smash 8-Pass, he looks like the dude from ghostbusters 9- I wish I could smash but I’m a girl 10-Smash 11-Smash, wonder what he could do with that tongue 😏 12-…Pass he’d sting me a lot 13-Smash

[@ennuiblue4295]

I gotta say, the Brawney Man was hella hot. Oh wait that was paper towels, redacted.

[@donkeyking05]

I feel like lando is the most accepting and open meme lord on the internet. Gotta respect that

[@toxicjolteon5716]

No one ever talks about the Lactaid Cow in these things. She’s funny and hot, it’s a perfect mix. All she wants is for you to not shit yourself, and enjoy milk at the same time.

[@juliamavroidi8601]

Iirc she's officially dating the Laughing Cow

[@PixelleHearts]

Another point towards the Arby's oven mitt: It's Arby's... they have the meat.

[@PHDpulls]

Peanut guy is a baby now soooo

[@valentinebabeVA]

Lando described the Pilsbury Dough Boy like the goddamn Gingerdeadman

[@gabierlr8043]

8:57 -Good point sir -Youre sick That's Professor Lando's chat in a nutshell

[@aprilk141]

Fun fact the peanut man is actually a oil baron who agreed to model for the peanut company his cousin is on the board of.

[@thelostmessenger]

Peanut lore

[@vesselthanatos3033]

looked at the nesquik bunny and thought "that's an asexual, respectfully pass" then looked at jack in the box and thought "that dude is into some kinky shit, smash all the way"

[@myboy_]

Bunny got the t-shirt on top of long sleeves Major asexual energy

[@antdrawz199]

Jack fr

[@ChangedCauseYT-HateFoxNames]

The real age old question. "Would you smash Astolfo if he was a she?" Edit: This is directed towards the professor but feel free to respond anyways. I love degenercy, I'm a furry after all. *ITS IN MY BLOOD*

[@useraccount333]

Would you smash a cute girl if "she" was actually a boy? Would you smash a cute boy if "he" was actually a girl?

[@thelettera582]

​@@useraccount333 my answer for all these questions is yes but to be honest an unsuspected dick will be the best surprise

[@ChangedCauseYT-HateFoxNames]

​@@useraccount333 For me. It's more of a question if my tail/fox ears are gonna be drenched in liquid which is more of an individual thing that both male and females can provide so... the question remains unanswered.

[@The.throngler]

I'm good either way

[@Wertzuio]

is that a rhetorical question?Q

[@ProfessionalNamielleLewder69]

Fella from the Philippines here. You are an absolute treasure for giving Jollibee a Smash.

[@tiagotiagot]

I have nothing against the rest of the crew, for all I know they're probably good people and good at their job and stuff; but for me, this format with focus on the white board and more direct interaction with chat works much better for me with the type of content ProfL brings.

[@tristandaries1129]

Sorry babe, but the monocle stays on

[@hericide1]

bro definitely got a ton of death threats in his dms for that starbucks take

[@michaelmamba1578]

4:00 I KNEW HE WAS CAPPIN😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@nii_amart]

This man presents courses I never thought I needed to take but I must.

[@benjamingagne8]

The editing on this is even more fire than the takes

[@Acepilot8Gaming]

Our professor over here answering the REAL questions of smash or pass. This is why you are a legend sir

[@InternetAutist]

Jack in the box more like jack in my box. Hard smash

[@thelostmessenger]

HARD smash fr fr

[@mydrillasanjay5397]

Simmer down trev

[@zacharyjohnson9562]

Stark lack of Tony the Tiger in this video. Curious…

[@matthewtalbot-paine7977]

I feel like the laughing cow on the package is not laughing but screaming with pleasure at getting railed.

[@gregarious1532]

"HELP"

[@SargeWolf010]

😂 I'm going to Wendy's 😂

[@Baconator5642]

The nestle bunny mascot is an immediate pass because it's fucking nestle

[@dreamsalongthepath7377]

Okay, but isn’t smashing someone who benefits from childlabor and unethical working conditions at least a little kinky?

[@hideous_taco_michael_zacki]

This guy is something else indeed: >Passaes on a mermaid that is clearly sexualised. >Proceeds to smash a literal oven mitt and a masked man in a jacket.

[@XymnalaSylph]

They already have you covered on the Colonel Sanders smash, they made the dating sim game for a reason.

[@Dookieman1975]

I always forget how jacked Jack is. He can def Jack up and Jackin my box.

[@abaddoneinzelganger6696]

Caught this early. Almost late to class.

[@kinqaxo]

this man needs help

[@butacrusader]

>Lando video >Lando description >The Unlucky Tug is the channel in the description

[@Knows5]

This is the most in dept thing I’ve ever seen in my life he sounds so smart while talking about smashing food mascots like why does he sound so smart about this

[@Ivan-xk4uy]

Professor, professor I have a question 🙋🏾‍♂️ How are we supposed to smash most of these characters when they don’t exist?

[@catchiho8261]

I understand your argument professor, but the Kool-aid Man could give the sloppyest toppy

[@dreamsalongthepath7377]

“Why you booin me, I’m right!”

[@ZombieaidZ]

My good man, your kids may see this some day. That being said, well thought out and thorough vid. Agree with many of your opinions 👍

[@morkoblooper7991]

I’m still waiting for a full class of students to fill up the classroom

[@dittomaster8390]

All I’m gonna say is that Wendy, Jack, and Sanders can dominate me anytime they want to.

[@xenogorwraithblade2538]

Every time I see the green m&m I can hear Stamper and Niall arguing about how you would fuck it and how terrifying it would be.

[@Brynica]

My List Kool Aid Man: Pass Mr. Peanut: Pass Nesquik Bunny: Pass Jack: Pass Starbucks: Smash Arby's: Pass Colonel Sanders: Pass Laughing Cow Cheese: Smash and Pass (Smash because it's a Woman, Pass because it's Animal) Pillsbury Doughboy: Pass Pringles: Pass Green M&M: Smash (Pass for M&M's Guy Mascots) Lolipop Owl: Pass Jollibee: Pass Grimace: Pass Crispy Elves: Pass, Pass and Pass Wendy's: SMASH!

[@Dookieman1975]

Have you seen shirtless Jack? Sanders? Fine, since he’s not colonel silver fox in marketing. But Jack is shredded my guy. He can Jack in any box he wants. Further more he can Jack up any box of you know what I mean

[@jurassicsmackdown6359]

Wendy and Jack I'll pay to see them smash eachother while i sit back and watch while eating an extreme sausage sandwich with those underrated Wendy's fries

[@formdusktilldeath]

If it's good enough for Tucker, it's good enough for me. So smash on the M&M as long she wears those highheels.

[@kingkillaky]

The jack in the box eggrolls hit different

[@scisher3294]

@12:00 - He Pringle, He Single, He ready to Mingle…

[@Sheshoo47]

Sad I missed the stream, you’ve changed your stream schedule and it’s hitting me rough. They used to be perfect and now u stream at (your) 3am

[@donutbara]

If only actual colleges and universities had lessons like this.

[@jordanspencer2157]

Pass on the mermussy?! You're a stronger man than I

[@Cally_Thor]

Another thing about the nesquik bunny is that he owns child slaves and implores slave labor to harvest its chocolate. Child slave labor? Automatic pass for me

[@icewolf9067]

Lol I'd love to see him do a video with CottentailVA.

[@Pineapal]

You have my attention

[@xenoblad]

Mr.peanut isn’t right in the head. Look at him! He’s nuts!

[@Memzys]

i love you professor lando