Smiley: Never Watch This Movie

Heed the advice of the title. I have to wake up in four hours it's 1:30 AM oh goodness.
#toothfairy2neverdies

[@markeviablack3933]

i think this movie will give me sary at nigth time don,t dream of it

[@World_Premier]

"Then you find a ham and cheese sandwich in the sink" *Picks up toothfairy and throws it angrily* This had me dyin XDDDDD

[@stickilstickel]

So they call Shane Dawson's character "Pedo-Bear"... Boy, that has not aged well 6 years later.

[@Vasily12345]

How have I never found you before? You are "Best KZbinr Video Ever".

[@nativebirds]

Hey, thanks!

[@Vasily12345]

Nah, man. Thank you! I thought the movie was ridiculous, but watching you making fun of it even more is really funny! Keep it up!

[@inFAMOUS_Art]

To be honest, the movie did suck. Here's the thing: Smiley himself only showed up once, other than in her dream. Now, smiley himself is actually pretty creepy, and could be a very horrific movie (maybe even like Saw creepy) if used properly. Now, the fact that all of the characters in this movie are shit, don't look or act like they fit their roles, have dressed as smiley the entire movie, and all of the jump scares are her dumb burnett friends, this was shit. Shitty story and everything. If smiley was used be purple who knew what they were doing, then this would've probably have been an amazing movie.

[@bongocatstudios7348]

TheVideoGamer104 used be purple?

[@fandomtrash5321]

+Bongocat Studios i think it was supposed to be "by people" but i could by wrong.

[@kayleaf6996]

i knew this movie was ridiculous as soon as i saw shane making that "shy boy bullied" smile that makes me want to slap him across his face.

[@susieqz813]

Holy cow this was awesome. What a voice! And love your sense of humor! Liked and subbed! :)

[@LeeQuackAttack]

i just noticed that he doesn't even wright on the paper at 1:40

[@valleymoto10]

Lmao the way this guy speaks and edits, it literally makes me laugh out loud which youtube videos never do hahaha

[@princeartemis2303]

It would better if movie was about a yandere succubus girl who kills any other girls the senpai hangs out with and then senpai escapes. At the end the succubus yandere stabs the senpai to death with a cute but evil chuckling.

[@nativebirds]

Yeah

[@thecaffineman]

128 bit encryption and a 256 bit key?......just.......there are no words

[@Sharkydragonwolf59]

you know the movie is going to be shit when you see the famous youtubers

[@TripleDeckerSupreme]

You known this movie is going to be shit when Toby Turner is promoted to be in it, and he only shows up for 3 shots in the movie.

[@kamerlort]

This review was too hilarious! You are fantastic comically and the jokes were really on point. Plus you like Cowboy Bebop according to your other videos so instant subscriber! Can't wait to see more.

[@PokeStatsStudios]

I wish you'd make more of these. They are amazing.

[@victoriarose8427]

I immediately subscribed for your silky smooth voice lol. That shits like butter. 😂👌

[@Frager132]

I'm quite surprised that your plot summary in the beginning was so disturbingly on point. My god , who the fuck was insane enough to fund a shitty movie like this ? Nonetheless keep up the good work , you're hilarious ! =)

[@cubbygray7173]

Is Toby turner Acually in the movie

[@brycebryner5100]

yes

[@cubbygray7173]

K K thanks

[@chrisrainbird8468]

This video is so funny! Make more of these reviews. I recommend you review the movie food fight!

[@nativebirds]

Well JonTron already did that, and he did it a lot better than I could.

[@chrisrainbird8468]

You have that funny style of video that Jontron doesn't have.

[@nativebirds]

That's funny you'd say that because he's, like, my main inspiration.

[@theotherone...4702]

nativebirds ahahaha I'm sorry but uh that was funny...

[@BlackSabbathXTheCure]

Quick, witty, funny and unique. Yep, I'm subscribing.

[@taylorsaltalamacchia5613]

WHAT KIND OF SICK PERSON HATES ON SHANE!?!?!?!??!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?

[@sammitchell5908]

Satan maybe

[@lul107]

please make more reviews im inlove with your review style!

[@TrevisoStealth]

I'm glad that I watched this video, I probably got more enjoyment out of it than if I would have watched the movie.

[@fuentez77]

This saved valuable time thanks.

[@MollyMargolisBillCipherIsBae]

Your Tobuscus imitation made me die immediately...XD

[@seansmith1501]

I hear the JonTron in this but you do it just different enough that you make it your own. Bravo sir! TENOUTTATEN

[@pissbobamashups]

This movie is an insult to Penelope Garcia

[@iorn9814]

Man is it just me or does he look like ray Donavon's teenage brother

[@whoelsebutmatty]

that thumbnail aged well in 2020 at least..

[@SHUTENSEPC]

Wow, that's a really nice review

[@JuanRodriguez-vb1ny]

It has its own fire wall.

[@luchan1638]

You should really do some more movie reviews

[@MrNinjafreak]

I have nothing against these KZbinrs in the movie, and I've seen acting/KZbin videos from (example) Shane were his acting ain't half bad or even good. Sadly, this ain't the case when it comes to Smiley, but Making a movie = Teamwork, and something went wrong or could have been better. Anyway, I still like Smiley's Mask and outfit tho

[@LucasPerson]

the pxdo bear joke did not age well

[@prodbap]

He should've put spoilers int the title cause he just ruined the movie

[@marco-ck4ni]

We'll sorry mr obvious

[@TripleDeckerSupreme]

I think when it comes down to it, I would've been GLAD if this movie was spoiled for me. That way, I wouldn't have to see it.

[@no1u521]

This vid is made 9 years ago??? Looks like it just came out yesterday.

[@aaronator9381]

LOL!! THE TOOTH FAIRY 2 NEVER DIES

[@tatiaevans2425]

Why did you not give that Damn movie to me!!!!!!

[@Max25670]

How you can not mention the fact that Keith David is in this?

[@buttershady24]

hahahaha this is amazing :'D. I love the way you shit all over this

[@saintshaze3274]

You could pass for Liev Schreiber dude, subbed!

[@cccnewschannel]

how the heck did toubuscus and shane get on tv?!?!?!?!

[@taliarose7503]

WAIT! How did you know i was a child and laughed at the Toby Turner part!!!! CREEPY!!!

[@World_Premier]

You're joking right?

[@Nemerson74]

youtube doesn't recognize youtube in captions wot

[@garaa682]

Are you former Arkansas QB Tyler Wilson?

[@nativebirds]

garaa682 no

[@clunsebungis]

Dude you're pretty fucking great.

[@rosebuckland6326]

I swear his name was binder not bender??

what's 4chan?

[@Cabusecho]

who is the backshot girl anyways she looks familiar :s

[@KarlstadDrums]

Well i have watched the movie smiley and it would not be that scary if it wasn't for his face! Smiley is actually one if the only horror movies that have scared the crap out of me and made me cover the screen multiple Times but it wouldn't be that scary if it wasn't for that face!

[@lucrio4088]

4chan in films: hackers, the underlying evil in society, killers, rapists, nazis 4chan in real life: virgins

[@tigerz_ameliarox7968]

Y DOES HE LOOK LIKE SHANE DOSON when he gives her the compurter

[@shazlossusshazam2296]

Shane Dawson thooo

[@peedaphilebuzzlightyeer5253]

I think it would have been better if the thing they had to write was "Just smile" three times And not have that stupid twist ending

[@kevinphillips8642]

you can't tell us to not watch the movie

[@TripleDeckerSupreme]

Don't watch the movie

[@kevinthelemon2237]

Tooth fairy 2 is a scary movie too

[@xghostgirll]

Smiley was a horrrribbbleee film

[@sanai97]

I have it's own firewall

[@TotallyFuzzedOut]

WHY DO YOU OWN TOOTH FAIRY TWO?!?!?!?!?!?!

[@WraxSSGamer]

TOBI IS IN THE MOVIE???? GOTTA WATCH IT NOWWWW.

[@WraxSSGamer]

Toby of course...

[@TripleDeckerSupreme]

He's in like. 1 scene and 2 shots of the entire movie.

[@ariyannapitts7376]

Y is Toby in the movie. He like the second youtuber in this

[@kerrywhitesstrangeworld9059]

Ha the person who wrote this is another famous KZbinr for making funny sketches and stuff his youtube channel is totallysketch and that binder dude is another really famous KZbinr Shane Dawson, and this movie was a pretty good movie, especially knowing that a KZbinr actually made his own movie that was in theaters and on DVDs and stuff like that, the ending was bad, but the after credits ending wasn't, and people don't listen to this trying to be a troll. I would give this movie a 7/10 and if you like horror/suspenseful movies I recommend it, or if you just want to see tubuscus, or Shane Dawson in a movie...

[@wcs9727]

Well I mean, it's not that crazy that a relatively well known KZbinr with even more famous/successful KZbinrs helping him managed to get the funds and the people necessary to make a film, especially since he already works with similar productions on just a smaller scale. It is interesting to see KZbin and the people on it creating content that goes beyond the site, but how does that increase the quality of the movie? Because you said it's good, especially knowing a KZbinr made it, but that's like saying a bowl of spaghetti tastes better because Hulk Hogan made it. The fact that it got made or the person who made it doesn't really have anything to do with the quality of the final product, the final product speaks about the talent of those involved. If you look at it the other way around then that's kind of biased.

[@kerrywhitesstrangeworld9059]

leadmouse1 im just saying it is a good movie knowing that a youtuber made it, and it wasn't a director. like you would maybe think it might suck if you knew that a youtuber made it, but it was actually a decent movie for the youtuber to make. if a good director made it than it would be bad for the good director because they are known to make good movies, that's what im trying to say...

[@Amber_xo_133]

This movie was bad The story is bad and the acting was also terrible. It has the worst ending don’t buy or rent

[@lickitkitty2803]

I love this video it's super funny

[@leafchild2679]

Im still gonna watch it

[@bejay666]

you didn't actually buy that movie, did you?

[@atrrix1778]

I already saw it ... 3 times ... when I was 8 or something

[@raptajesus6981]

Lol i purchased the movie for 2$ at a garage sale and i got it because toby and shane were in it

[@earthwater8849]

I got mine on Amazon for £3 and the end fucked my mind

[@leyleybutler9125]

Loved this!! x'D A++ ~

[@justyarn9939]

Who else came here after figuring out Shane Dawson was in this movie

[@yon9106]

I only watched that movie because Shane was in it

[@odinbloodworth3797]

keep doing what your doing @nativebirds

[@shnagashnaga3831]

Did this movie ending completely suck like The Mist did?

[@SpinoRexzillaEN25]

The Mist's ending was awesome, in my opinion.

[@shnagashnaga3831]

Spinostafrikanotosuchuonymimus meh I just think if you make a bigger problem then there already was when they could’ve easily made it better, (in this case almost shot everyone but right before he did the military came past depleting the fog) then it sucks.

[@SpinoRexzillaEN25]

@@shnagashnaga3831 It's a very strange ending that you either think it's great or sucks. Personally, I like the way they did it because it shows that you never give up until the very end. If they all got saved in the end then no one would really remember the ending.

[@shnagashnaga3831]

Spinostafrikanotosuchuonymimus I would’ve cuz then I would’ve given it 5 stars not 1.

[@SpinoRexzillaEN25]

@@shnagashnaga3831 Changing a rating because of an ending is pretty stupid. I'd say change if from a 5 to a 4 if you didn't like it, since if you enjoyed the movie until the end your time wasn't wasted. There are plenty of movies I love that I don't like the ending of.

[@VictoryWorld]

is this some kind of nativebread ripoff?

[@acreiapage1627]

who's the guy that played smiley and this movie is scary.....

[@ZmansEdits]

The guy who played Smiley is Michael Traynor (The Walking Dead, The Thinning, The Thinning: New World Order)

[@brandonsandigo5672]

Fuckin scary but I watch it to late lol

[@sneakymonkey13]

I love your voice hahahah

[@aleksisvaivods1491]

TOBUSCUS

[@tailsspaulding1794]

I watched this movie and I liked it better then the shit they show now a days

[@zachterry6005]

Well he came from youtube so Im impressed even though this movie was crap

[@adamzapata3470]

Dude if u don't want the movie can I have it ●﹏●

[@Kitanvail]

who else is watching in 2018!

[@salmone5939]

Do it for the lolz

[@RamboCreativity]

Holy shit wtf toby turner??? confusing much!

[@Kitanvail]

Good?

[@Kitanvail]

My bad

[@danholocaust7364]

This movie shows a true image of 4chan community.

[@baileyspooner9568]

Its just a remake of scream

[@KarlstadDrums]

Well this movie unlike scream is scary as fuck! This is one of the only horror movies i have watched that made me look away from the screen multiple Times but it wouldn't be that scary if it wasn't for smileys face i just hate it! It freaks me out

[@captkatcato]

Are you kidding if somebody typed I did it for the lols three times I would freak. Ps I know it's spelled with a u not an o I just really am freak out about it now.

[@thekawiislime781]

The tooth Fairy isn't scary it's funny

[@alenthealien3923]

I just watched it yesterday

[@gilbertp9844]

blonde heads name is Ashley not some basketball player

[@World_Premier]

No, her name Lebron James

[@World_Premier]

No, her name Lebron James

[@mariopikaman1]

No anon, her name is JOHN CENA

[@RichyCreations]

Lol Binder (Shane Dawson) Is The First Person That Comes Out If You Type Smiley In Google So I Guess He Is The Main Character Even Though He Dies

[@Cometletsplay]

I don't understand... This is my favorite horror movie

[@erudox2000]

You got some bad taste in horror . _ .

[@Cometletsplay]

lol im just kidding... im all freddy! but this movie had bad actors, and a terrible twist.... so with good actors and no twist, this movie would have been good

[@erudox2000]

So basically, make a new movie ...

[@Cometletsplay]

pretty much

[@buddyjesus6007]

Watch the collection, one of my favorited

[@blazetheruthless5986]

I wonder if thats deadlox

[@kristanthompson1542]

no

[@manwithrandomquestions3764]

It is actually Shane Dawson

[@captkatcato]

Really just really deadlocks how do you get deadlocks from that.

[@smoshyoung5442]

the evil land of 4chan hahahahahahhaha

[@kanerises9526]

I only Liked the End where the real smiley comes and Kills whats her name. if they do make a sequel its might be the Real Smiley hunting and killing the fakes

[@kanerises9526]

MrAmericasbadboy​ Well hello to you to.

[@kanerises9526]

MrAmericasbadboy I'm doing great also ^^

[@kanerises9526]

MrAmericasbadboy Yeah, today was a pretty good day for me also.

[@kanerises9526]

MrAmericasbadboy Pretty good. Made several new friends

[@kanerises9526]

MrAmericasbadboy Pretty fun.

[@georgia7173]

He dissed Shane Dawson:0

[@multihearts100]

I did it for the lulz I did it for the lulz I did it for the lulz

[@superextremehappy]

I'm spooked solid!

[@luchan1638]

The movie is so bas i had to stop in the middle of it

[@luchan1638]

*bad

[@trnkabarfilm]

I DID IT FOR THE LULZ. I DID IT FOR THE LULZ. I DID IT FOR THE LULZ.

[@emis7747]

SHANE IS NOT SCARY LOOKING! Hes sexy! Yoh had a terrible reveiw