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[@misterd.924]

I think this is Damien's "Courtney freakin miller". When the Nerds-colored jacket comes on, he just lets it all go.

[@cloebrannan7352]

Yess

[@paulring6759]

Nah, he still apologises lol

[@misterd.924]

@@paulring6759 maybe a few more rounds in the jacket will do the trick 😂

[@DjZachattack]

SOOOOOOOŌÓ TRUE

[@sliceofsparta8985]

Nerds-colored is just so, so accurate.

[@Duhitsdarling]

Damiens still more polite than most people even when acting like that

[@serinamikaylavlogs]

Leah Darling “bosoms like a gentleman”

[@Duhitsdarling]

@@serinamikaylavlogs exactly

[@mattynator911]

Fax

[@angelowilliams5239]

Scares me a little how accurate this is...

[@cassiedice1857]

It's so true. And I love him so much.

[@felixsflwr54]

Damien's chaotic energy is radiating much more stronger than usual. It is safe to say that I am very scared but I love him even more for that

[@Tsuyumu]

Courtney holding the baby: * disgusted * Courtney when Ian manhandles the baby: * mommy mode activated *

[@MKRocker2012]

"You're going in a box, in the ground."

[@thomaskennison1417]

Straight up chopped

[@slightlydistressedslug6627]

lol

[@Jagger-Tyr_13]

Literally 20 year olds when they become moms

[@unusannusfriend8726]

This wasn’t even Dark Damien. This was like Demonic Damien or something.

[@juansaavedra145]

Unus Annus ScreenCaps this was like Cocaine Damien

[@theabreetz13]

It wasn't Dark Damien. It was Damien Dark.....

[@oodamame9337]

Daemon Damien

[@luisperoso2210]

More like Chaotic Damien

[@unusannusfriend8726]

I was trying to use alliteration guys lol

[@jacoboh23]

Damien playing a game show host that's weirdly aggressive to the contestants for no reason keeps me going in these troubled times.

[@Ohokk0]

Jacob Hashimoto you sound like one of those quarantine ads lol *“wE’Re iN tHiS toGEtHer aND wiTh* • _insert brand name here_ • *yOu cAN mAkE iT thRouGH tHeSe trYiNG timEs”*

[@slightlydistressedslug6627]

:)

[@minsugagenius818]

Yeah. He’s so aggressive but still polite at the same time

[@tobeebaguley7321]

666th like

[@zechhoskins8296]

Can we all agree Damien is the best host ever?

[@CarlosAlvarado-xt3mf]

And they should give him more opportunities for singing

[@zechhoskins8296]

Absolutely

[@thechosen4434]

Yes

[@lynnettegardiner9078]

You I agree

[@imgabiireyes]

Zech Hoskins yes

[@mleavelle1590]

Matt Raub in the background going “Do not! DO NOT!” honestly scared me 😂

[@serinamikaylavlogs]

Mollie Leavelle same

[@caseykrukowski3274]

Matt Raub has to always be in dad mode around Damien and here is proof: “give me the sword”

[@maddiezervas]

Casey Josephine he’s too chaotic in the jacket🤣

[@MarshsAUTacity]

He's gotta keep him close or that jacket will cause him to go CFM

[@stray_kitten3177]

also the way he gave courtney the sword more than likely knowing the assult on ian that would result. matt raub is more of a group dad than ian

[@Vb98765]

I feel like this show is all of the repressed anger from that missed high five in Smosh Games coming out of Damien

[@silentfriend369]

Best comment lol

[@ryanrobins945]

Fist bump.....

[@DamienHaasTV]

I'll bring the chaos. Y'all bring the fried shrimp emojis.

[@vijayaankutkar16]

Loved the chaotic energy

[@IAmReiiiii]

Well, it make me laugh hard..

[@14syafiq]

🍤

[@conertowle2625]

🍤

[@heatherweegens1094]

🍤🍤🍤

[@MultiLetz]

Kimmy being legit confused on Damien's behavior totally made the video for me! (Aside from Demon Haas, of course)

[@Smowir]

petition to get Damien a matching pair of pants. all those in favor say AYE

[@sylvies5078]

Aye

[@gillymuse9396]

AYE

[@c0l0rmep1nk]

Aye

[@maddiefaith8966]

AyE

[@emmaharding3419]

Aye

[@anaischampignon4455]

I like Damien's humour but god this specific show takes it to the next level. I don't know if it's the redbull, the suit, or the slow decay of his psyche but god damn keep it up

[@slightlydistressedslug6627]

lol

[@raysravens52]

It's the cocktail that's formed from all of it.

[@tomfalck1412]

I love how everyone is holding the avatar baby like it is some dangerous item😂

[@kpikachu2430]

It is

[@caleyholland7601]

k pikachu what?

[@costeele8879]

I don't like the way it flops around

[@Kavriel]

well, not "everyone"

[@tomfalck1412]

Kavriel yeah, not Ian😂

[@baileygrant2058]

Damien was the only one who held the baby correctly and he was supposed to be the chaos agent. Love to see it

[@lexiewahlenberg8045]

Honestly Smosh is the only thing keeping me entertained during quarantine, like I would watch Smosh like maybe twice a week, but ever since quarantine I’ve gotten back into my old old ways of watching Smosh everyday, like I mean watching not only the recent videos, but like all the old Smosh games videos and just all the way to the beginning of Smosh.😂😂❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@twixx_left7138]

Omg same

[@cashews1016]

Yaas

[@voxor314]

I'm lucky I only just discovered this whole crew at the start of quarantine, I've got years of footage to sustain me! 🙌

[@skylarwhite3649]

I’ve been watching it every single day, and rewatching everything xD

[@juanmiguelsipin8270]

SAME! I'm a new fan from 2019 post-defy but I still go back to watch all Smosh Games and Smosh Pit vids because they're all so interesting as personalities just as much as they are great at being actors.

[@ciararyan8268]

Damien: Kimmy “sometimes in videos and I wish it was all the time” same Damien same

[@corpseofana5272]

I ship hard

[@Maoster1337]

Damien showing his chaotic nature in this game show. P.S. that baby is creepy af.

[@crisssss2]

Maoster1337 I couldn’t agree more lol

[@tomodaphne]

It’s like Damien is possessed by a demon, but the demon is himself.

[@JGreen-et9sv]

ADHD in a nutshell lmao

[@johnson8743]

Can we all Agree Kimmy is quirky and adorable and every one wants to be her friend.😍😍😍😍😍

[@SecondEvilEx]

I want to be friends with Damien tho

[@pvic6959]

10/10 would befren

[@andrenesmith9121]

Let’s all be honest we’re all shipping Damien and kimmy

[@emilydawson3326]

@@andrenesmith9121 nope

[@mac_ni_ghairadh]

Honestly, originally I didn't like her in summer games apocalypse, she seemed to be trying too hard to be liked. But since then in her few appearances she's much funnier and more relaxed. She's really entertaining in this video and the few videos she's in that aren't sketches where we actually get to see her as herself.

[@czarryno]

Just if anyone was interested in knowing how much that Avatar baby cost: Amazon has one with other accessories on for $389.99....

[@emmaanna92]

What I saw was $300+. Found it on Etsy by BabiesbyLori. It also has the review on there.

[@maddiefaith8966]

Shoot doode

[@jpe4016]

So you're telling me Ian threw on the table a baby worth almost 400$ 😯

[@emmaanna92]

@@jpe4016 I just checked the website and the painted dolls (which this one is) are around $600! Crazy!

[@stresstive322]

But does it have a benis though

[@lilathedumb22]

There are two Damiens, The normal Damien Haas, and this Damien Haas...

[@TrippySkillets]

This is the Damien who yells "SIT DOWN, BUISNESS MAN!" To people in bars

[@jacobtallen]

+dark Damien

[@bailey_dee]

Is there such thing as a normal Damien?

[@vaeden121578]

this Damien Haas: ABANDON YOUR GOD

[@Asinglegrainofsand]

Demon haas

[@AvidPup1l]

The outburst and chaos when Ian tossed the baby prop around had me cackling, gold moment

[@potterheadpotterhead1168]

You should put cortney fricken miller on this show

[@allyparker2636]

CFM + Game Show Damien is too much chaos for this mortal world

[@oX3aMeRXo]

I loove courtney millet. Courtney millet is my favorite character

[@VioletVoice11]

Did you mean Courtney Freakin Mullet

[@Scrofar]

if there was a way to Parent Trap Courney Freaking Miller, Weary Traveler Man, and Sergeant Sassy Legs, the world would implode upon itself, and Chip Ghost will arrive once more to collect our broken souls

[@gray9818]

I think "Fiddy for the Tiddy" is probably the best new catchphrase of this channel

[@alantheactionguy]

Kimmy is the only one there I would trust to hold a baby

[@diablomoko]

Lmao. Totally. She seems the most trustworthy. Next is courtney She seems like she would be the next best. I predict damien would try to throw the baby in the air try to catch it but only catch it bu its leg and arm . Omg that's dark. Ian I picture talking in baby voice and just dropping it randomly at any time due to a random spazz moment in his arms r/suspiciouslyspecific

[@Ryanlexz]

Who is she?

[@friendlyneigborhoodbean]

I mean Courtney has little brothers but I still wouldn't trust her

[@dkswpf_la]

I think a long time ago Courtney said that she had a babysitting job is what I remembered as for a side job or something

[@NyscanRohid]

"The bad man can't hurt you anymore. You're going to a safe place: a box in the ground."

[@Buttkicker2293]

I swear, every time Damien puts on that suit and hosts What're Those, his energy is much more chaotic than usual.

[@keerstin]

kimmy and damien are a duo i never knew i needed until now

[@shihtzugirl87]

This thumbnail will induce the strangest nightmares

[@hannahwilson8444]

Agreed 👍

[@elliechippas5525]

This demonic sugar free red bull Damien is my favorite Also did anyone notice that at 10:28 Damien said that 1799 was his birth year.

[@maitrijamieson5496]

Ayy its ya boi yeah lol like “$17.99” “MY BIRTHDAY!”

[@juanmiguelsipin8270]

KIMMY AND COURTNEY ARE LIKE UGH SO GREAT TOGETHER ON SCREEN! I wish Kimmy was in more Smosh stuff she brings such an angelic dynamic to the videos.

[@chrisw754]

Please, for the love of all that is holy, PUT THAT BABY INTO THE TNTL PROPS BIN!!!

[@jelly.c]

KIMMY IS SO ADORABLE THO 🥺

[@bobthepinecone]

the parental instincts of everyone in that room exploded at once as soon as ian started manhandling that baby-adjacent object

[@charleshardesty1828]

Kimmy is great! Make her a reg cast member already!

[@maddiefaith8966]

I approve this message

[@janitorjoe2762]

The game itself is just ok in my opinion, but Damiens hosting skills is enough to make me watch these videos again and again lol

[@charleshardesty1828]

LOL Damien to group (including Ian): "This is my show!"

[@jacquelyns5613]

The music cut at 15:56 with just Ian’s laughter and nothing else killed me

[@stella.errante]

Kimmy and Damien poking at each other at the start is just a fat mood, and I'm here for it. Also here for Damien Haas hyper on one can of sugar free Red Bull, and for the 'How Much In The World Money Is It Does It Cost' merch lol

[@sallyosullivan9334]

you know it's gonna be a good video when Damien's wearing the suit

[@stewartmoyer9191]

You know it's gonna be a good video when Damien is involved in any way.

[@sallyosullivan9334]

@@stewartmoyer9191 also true

[@tristancortes3132]

Sure is

[@KatterTheMadHatter]

just when damien. you know when damien

[@tristancortes3132]

The way Ian treated the baby tho 😆😂🤣

[@snozwanger760]

Even after nearly 2 years I'm still appreciating the editors work in so many of these videos. The cast and crew are all so great. OMG I forgot how the segment at 12:50 on went! Pure gold.

[@kayeberry4348]

“Kimmy Jimin of BTS” Now that’s a band I’d gladly stan Edit: it makes me happy how many armies found this while looking through the comments for one :)

[@sarahtheperson6693]

Kayla Chen I was indeed looking for an army hello 👋 😂

[@kayeberry4348]

Sarah the person haha hi :)

[@sarahtheperson6693]

Kayla Chen I saw it and was like there’s gotta be at least one 😂

[@gottagopark]

Ayeeee

[@gracelovelady]

i knew there had to be someone else who saw that lol kImMy jImIn

[@TilDeath30]

Kimmy: "I feel like I'm in a fever dream..." The entire vibe of this video!

[@tresart9006]

I just love how flinging it around was the first instinct that came to Ian's mind when holding an alien baby doll

[@sillygoofy1893]

always love the chaotic energy damien brings to this show

[@rickycook1539]

I'm loving the Damien "Bill Hader" Haas game show host

[@specs_strum8405]

This is my favourite comment. Ever

[@rickycook1539]

@@specs_strum8405 I appreciate it

[@daftstevo6709]

how did I not know Damien had a show?? also I love the fact Ian actually is genuinely laughing and not putting on an act

[@stephaniemclean1030]

i always love when Damien Hosts his own show.

[@shadowoftime01]

I wonder how new cast would handle this version of Damien, this is legit my favorite Smosh series just from how unhinged Damien got. It would be interesting seeing Ultra Instinct Damien host this.

[@hernameispekka_Rebecca]

Reminds me of Angela and Chanse being shocked by mr. grubs!!

[@Chimadena13]

I super need more of this!

[@carterferris07]

I would love to see them do a Board AF video during quarintine.

[@ibperson]

My favorite part about Ian's incident is that it made Damien completely break character

[@Ashley-vw3rs]

YES! I’m so glad you brought back this segment! WHAT’RE THOOOOOOOSE?! 😂

[@miajames8542]

Anytime Damien has most/all of the control in a video, I am ALL for it. His chaotic energy is what keeps me going in life.

[@Bubblepopped]

Damien’s chaotic good energy in this video made my day!

[@firstmatefrankie5371]

10:30 Courtney: I went with $17.99 (1799) Damien: mmm my birth-year Is Damien immortal? 13:28 Damien: I can’t describe the feeling I get from holding this particular thing because no human has felt that yet Is he trying to imply that he isn’t human?

[@johnkummer5935]

I want Kimmy in more pit videos. She just brings an awesome energy.

[@trystanbasser4420]

Courtney: "im a normal human" " this is going in a hole in the ground"

[@sydneydayken5110]

Damien was absolutely on FIRE this episode

[@sarahbyrd8906]

Damien Agent of Chaos is my new favorite Smosh character

[@mapes87]

I love how Damien just goes nuts during these.

[@courtneywhite5036]

I'm in love this side of Damien honestly

[@s1ddh4r7h.p]

Quarantine video suggestion if Shayne has the wig lol: a q/a with CFM

[@stella.errante]

Yessss, it'd be like two truths one lie when everything was made up lmao

[@sylvies5078]

He does, he wore it in the spring break video

[@bakugokatsuki48]

Or Courtney Freaking Miller plays Animal crossing

[@Yammenkow]

I feel like Damien used this show to vent a chaotic energy he has inside him and since it ended that energy has just built up and built up until finally exploding out in the form of Mr. Grubb

[@sarahmichal7792]

5:13 one day i’ll be able to hear the words “hot and cold” and not start singing hot ‘n’ cold by katy perry. one day. (today was not that day tho)

[@taylorbearb]

Courtney chastising Ian is just too good 😂 I’m used to it being Shayne she’s getting on to 😂

[@makaylajane8774]

Damien's outfit is actually the best thing I've ever seen. I love him so much 😂

[@mulletjohnson5756]

18:11 Ian realising a baby doll has a bigger ween than his lol

[@hhysug7inwhs37]

Smosh is slowly but surely becoming a laugh track 90s sitcom.

[@hhysug7inwhs37]

Bakugou Katsuki I’m not sure that’s a good thing...

[@JoseGonzalez-lg8vq]

There's Courtney Freakin Miller and there's Damien hyped up on sugar free redbull

[@grootdapup]

Most people: lets comment in the live chat where no one will read my comment. Smart people: i'll comment in the comment section where people will actually read my comment.

[@milessears1928]

Good fruit my dude

[@daisymae6]

Damien winking at the camera kills me every time...

[@madelineceee]

Damien went from Dark Damien to Daddy Damien to some weird combination of both REAL QUICK 😂

[@awesomebruce6555]

I WANT MORE EPISODES OF THISSSSSS!!! I cant wait till quarantine is over things to go back to the way they were ..

[@rmd895]

Damien is the teacher who writes an awesome lesson plan and just wants to be chill with the children. Then he goes to teach and has no control whatsoever so he’s just winging it until the bell rings.

[@ginabennett9334]

Damien would be a good parent

[@Yakniii]

Can u guys read courtney’s diary again

[@Scrofar]

Courtney: feverishly saving baby from Ian also Courtney @ the baby: "You're going in a box in the ground"

[@Wyst_eria]

"Kimmy Jimin of BTS" Jesus y'all ok who is the ARMY in Smosh, I gotta know.

[@annaesthetic_1575]

Same lol 😂

[@Deezlor]

My favorite line from Damien is “did I do something wrong” from the Reese’s video

[@kingofbudokai]

When Damien brought out the "not price is right" shirts to double down on the joke i nearly spat my food out i laughed so hard. Genius.

[@samverhaegen5612]

I’m ready for a 14 part series of this on Netflix guys.

[@randymarsh2478]

Damien is just so charisamtic this role is perfect for him !!!

[@mayo00corn]

Damiens new personality and Kimmys reaction to it is what made this video so good

[@princecastillo540]

We can hear at the end of the vid that Courtney teaches the baby Renegade.

[@ccjoy4272]

Omg I loved it.. damien's xxtra sassy.. watching smosh is whats currently keeping me sane during quarantine lol🙂

[@tubercledebacle7677]

I also wish Kimmy was around all the time

[@callmecostco8808]

ians like intrusive thoughts come to life

[@Sam-fv7ju]

Listen, Ian throwing that fake baby around was traumatizing, but making it spin on its head was maybe one of the funniest things he’s done

[@ashleebrickell2594]

I love how happy kimmy got when she got the point in round 1

[@mariz_almndrla]

I need this level of energy 🤣 "Damien energy level"

[@minsugagenius818]

1:04 «I have chugged a sugar free Red Bull and I have no friends» lmao

[@tomriddle1411]

this is Kimmy adoring damion and him shuting her down

[@slightlydistressedslug6627]

as someone who owns a silicone doll, watching ian manhandle that reborn was as uncomfterble for me as watching ian tell his ex he cheated on her

[@ely_wannadie]

Omfg thank you I was looking for someone else 😂😅

[@FilipGron]

You know it's gonna be a good video when Kimmy is involved! Love seeing Kimmy in more stuff and not only skits =D

[@hrvbox]

14:14 IM LAUGHING SO HARDDDD, EVERYONE'S REACTIONS ARE PRICELESS

[@billyraycyrus3855]

kimmy's reactions to this damien is all of us.

[@saybyebyetocomedy]

I have watched this episode so many times, and I will watch it a bunch more. Because nothing is funnier than a room full of cast members and producers yelling at their boss and the president of the company. Because he deserves it.

[@derekliu7594]

Who else is marathoning every single Smosh video ever cuz of quarantine? Stay safe guys