What're Those: Products for Lovers

[@jasminestiara]

Smosh: So Damien, how chaotic can you be as a game show host? Damien: Yes.

[@ezom]

yes.. yes i will

[@whateverworksmate.721]

The man is a chaotic legend.

[@michaelkillerrominesdragon5080]

Like 60 to 70 hundred of them in there so I'm going to go with statistics 62700 of them in their little bitty hard time ago with 6700 dollars skills to consider them things cost up to a hundred do you have they cost a dollar but the more you buy the higher it gets so technically the dollar piece so 60 $700 each is what I'm going with

[@iTheSheriff]

Great show and love watching it. The recent upload for lonely people was gold 😂 But it's not really that chaotic...

[@ChefMonke07]

Unhinged Damien is best Damien

[@rebeccatrape6341]

This vid could alternatively be called "Damien bullies his older sisters while confessing his undying love for tommy for 16 mins straight"

[@Graaaaaah]

😂😂yes

[@SailHatinSoap]

Too long but accurate

[@DamienHaasTV]

This is an entirely new game. That WE made up.

[@jasminestiara]

Is this you getting back at Sarah because you couldn't spell tmesis?

[@JadaytheVOC]

Uh huh, sure it is Bud 👀😂😂😂😂

[@yousif4]

Nobody said otherwise... yet!

[@jordenderryberry783]

Damien Haas amazing suit

[@PhantomRe3z]

Damien's energy in this show is very different compared to the rest of the time on other videos. He must be feeling very comfortable doing this show. That, or he's drunk

[@dbatman-rl2ct]

Sarah and Mari: *adds shipping costs to the answer* Damien: you weren't supposed to do that.

[@rudeunicorns]

he's chaotic. idk what's real.

[@kajudaan3285]

Me: Wanting to type “Sarah Whittle” with an Italian accent, but can’t.

[@cluelessidiot]

*Damien

[@cluelessidiot]

S A R A H W H E E T L E

[@LMR23]

Is Damien gonna be the host for every episode of this because if so, I’m here for it

[@44EricRH44]

He *HAS TO* .

[@emcn8939]

Honestly no one-well maybe Shayne - can come close

[@NoThankUBeQuiet]

@@emcn8939 no. Shayne isnt good enough

[@emcn8939]

@@NoThankUBeQuiet I did say maybe come close, not replace, they're both funny

[@iggy880]

The way Damien turns on a dime from bit to bit really is what kills it here

[@daisymae6]

Damien’s suit and tie looks like Nickelodeon from the 90s. I love it.

[@DamienHaasTV]

That's funny, because I FEEL like Disney from 2009.

[@ashestodust9483]

Looks like a bowling room floor in a good way

[@krystint2517]

Omg yes! Specifically rugrats

[@darklingarts4293]

Love how under Mari's name it literally says "help, please" in russian

[@Teepee514]

Wait is that true lol

[@darklingarts4293]

@@Teepee514 Yep. Type it into google translate if your aren't sure.

[@redangelofpreventingharm]

I'm here to confirm this! That's genuinely what it says.

[@madisonshaw1425]

“There’s no wrong way to LOVE!!!”

[@Wired4Reality]

NAMBLA would like to know your location.

[@strangerdanger9395]

Damien really said polya rights

[@beacarvalho7682]

*“THERE IS NO WRONG WAY TO LOVE”* - Damian Haas, 2020

[@JonoPee669]

Even if it’s with a baseball bat

[@CodyTheMudkip8]

"Uhhh, Phrasing?" Sterling Archer

[@mechadoggy]

NAMBLA (and Kevin Spacey) has entered the chat

[@SuperCreeper7]

Sarah: "That feels like a Mari" Tommy: "Flat"

[@44EricRH44]

Hahahah

[@juanpurdoy6553]

Savage

[@whenitsover3479]

@@juanpurdoy6553 he was describing the table that he was feeling

[@professorprophet7472]

Damien slowly descends into madness *The Musical*

[@ivorellarackley4401]

I'm so glad Damien got his own show, magic truly happens here!

[@pixiekit]

Ivorella Rackley and I love his guests as well.

[@annakalkman552]

Tommy's face when Mari said "docking" had me cryingggg

[@ivorellarackley4401]

"Is this a 50 shades thing? Are we starting the romance already?" 😂

[@SmoshGames]

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!

[@moonl0verr]

Me: Clicks on video without knowing what the video is but knows it’s by Smosh Smosh: Damien and Mari in a long tube together

[@SantiMarshmallow]

That was Sarah :/

[@ashleylapidus171]

Seeing the twist with Sarah as a contestant, and Damien as a host is nice after he won this weeks Spellin-Bikini Wax - and she won this. Was she Damien’s favorite all along ????? 🤫

[@kaybart]

This show is the most controlled chaos ever and I love it.

[@Um-qq8ls]

There are so many “that’s what she said” moments in this

[@SmallFluffyCloud]

Love that Damien was sad not to get any small talk from Sarah in the last Spelling Bikini Wax and now the tables have turned!

[@heatherK2183]

5:36 the fact that this conversation happened like a month before Covid Quarantine is mindblowing to me. The moment Damien said typhoid, I just knew it was pre-Covid

[@pxngwing]

Damien: "Tommy's now double favorite." Shayne: Dude srsly? - - - Sarah: "Can you guys just make out already?" Damien: "THAT'S FOR AFTER!" Shayne: *leaves*

[@EverydayKiki]

damien is just so quick on his feet to say the dumbest stuff. i love it.

[@GarlickyBread]

the blue from Damien's hair is disappearing and it's making me sad

[@Sugarskullecg]

I love Damien as a host, he's my favorite.

[@RetroJ3000]

"The last two numbers are hilarious, Sarah's the new favorite" Damien as host is the best thing for this show.

[@avianaboccio1384]

"I'm not sure if I'm into it but I'm willing to try" me watching my first few smosh videos.

[@rudeunicorns]

HAHAHAH WELCOME. DON'T LEAVE.

[@Hi-gr2ef]

@@rudeunicorns Wow is that Sarah Whistle

[@johnjungkook2721]

@@rudeunicorns Hello Sarah Whittle from Turks and Caicos!

[@albinocadillac]

"What're those?!?" Me, crossing my eyes: "What indeed are these?"

[@DamienHaasTV]

That's a throwback!!

[@albinocadillac]

@@DamienHaasTV and it's not even Thursday

[@Samael1113]

A reconstruction of my thought processes; "It's a live owl" "You're half right" OMG An Owlbear!? ..... Ohh, Damien you damn liar.

[@psicoparkita]

After going a while without Mari in a video, the 1st Lady of Smosh came back with a vengeance! 2 videos this week.... BAY-BAY! Damien did a wonderful job as host as always, everything he does is amazing

[@blueberrienation]

Host Damien is doing great let's give him some claps

[@Glorfindel_117]

clap

[@ryland923]

savridenour 👏

[@johnjungkook2721]

some claps

[@rachelkinakh4132]

for anyone wondering, the russian under mari’s name at 0:40 says “help me, please” 😂

[@calebellison9082]

50 shades of “what’rrreeee thoooooooose???”

[@LMR23]

Love Damien as the host

[@blackangel08]

Love Damien's suit! Since when did he outgrew his Teen Titan persona? The blue on his hair is gone! HAHAHA

[@penroses7231]

Matt: Damien, are you ready to film? Damien: *snorts line of coke* LETS GOOOOOO Also, I love candy hearts!

[@alinequeenofthecastle8522]

Smosh on Valentine,makes the best Valentine's day ever ☺️☺️☺️

[@TheFunwiththegang]

Tommy: It's a live owl. Damien: It's a li- its well, you got half of it right. xD oh no!

[@rebeccatrape6341]

" theres no wrong way to love!" Oh you would know about that wouldnt you Mr. I made out horizontal, you heathen!

[@natasharisgaard8793]

2:53 When Sarah said "Oh oh oh oh!" I really felt that.. 😔

[@rudeunicorns]

i literally felt that

[@nicoleworley3556]

I just love all this Damien content but I need him to be the main host for this show forever and always

[@pixel7974]

Damien and tommy, the chaotic duo we never knew we needed

[@sepehrpourmalek4779]

_So Damien how much coffee did you have before the show? _Damien: Yes

[@allycatkittycat]

I’m living for this episode😂 I love all these people so much💙

[@rudeunicorns]

this episode was stupid amounts of fun and sexual heheheheheheee

[@mrcolbycheese5307]

Damien was born to play this role, I loved this video so much!

[@dodson43]

Awesome you brought back the show, never enough smosh.

[@ryckir275]

I love Damien 😭 he's such a cutie

[@macailabell]

This show is the definition of chaotic😂 I love it!

[@titaramadhanty7764]

Damien: hello sir, do you have any sock that right for me Seller:got it *pulling a sock from the basket* here Damien: no, i said "right for me" Seller:*pulling out an XXL sock from the drawer* Damien: perfect!

[@JubbyDubbis]

Fun fact: Those hearts are actually made out of crushed up engagement rings.

[@ccjoy4272]

Wait really?...

[@anna_banana414]

yum

[@logi_berra_44]

SHIPPING ISNT PART OF THE COST!!!!!!!!!

[@neofran5043]

Damien in every 1st round of What are those : You had your chance, i want you to take this seriously, and you blew it!

[@Marvin-de4sq]

Any show that Damien hosts is automatically my favorite

[@Laurinda15]

I'd like to think Damien said SLOVEnia because it's Valentine's day episode xD

[@yunggothsinner9002]

No one: Smosh: this is a 100% original idea never done before

[@joeconry2928]

Sarah pours candy hearts into Tommy's mouth Mari - "Woah, romance."

[@finsmylie8382]

This episode has solidified my belief that Damien is an anime character pumped through Google translate

[@calleeking792]

Did no one realize that its Noah’s birthday!? Someone needs to tell him I said HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

[@TiffunnyBoo]

I’m only a minute in to this video and I’m ASTOUNDED at Damiens creativity! Keep doing what you’re doing!

[@TrippySkillets]

Why does that suit jacket actually look great Damien???

[@SlavaZone]

Probably cuz it fits so well; they probably had to have it custom made! XD Nothing sexier than a suit that fits well!!

[@makattack6870]

I just wanted to say something: I love Damien Thank you

[@Flamewolf14]

damien as a host is just so much fun

[@giafoneozu9998]

"It's so soft i love playing w/ it" Sarah 2020

[@rudeunicorns]

OK

[@marenf.8729]

giafone ozu -Chase Hudson 2020

[@s1ddh4r7h.p]

Wait look at Damien's hair.. where's the blue? Yeah no I couldn't come up with a blues clues bit

[@prologuetr2182]

I love how chaotic is this game show!! at the end, Sarah and Mari, using the conversation tube, HAAAIIII

[@samanthan9198]

Damien is chaotic evil, Mari is neutral good, Sarah is lawful evil, and Tommy is chaotic neutral. I live for this

[@perrydezeeuw96]

If anything Damien is chaotic good, just chaotic neutral here :P

[@KyraL711]

Yay Sarah!! So happy she won! Also I can't express how much I love Damien's suit! He looks super good in it

[@HHh-ej4rl]

This is my favorite game, and favorite contestants!!

[@tinytaurus2225]

Damien is by far my favourite host ever

[@jacobdanz2492]

Tommy should be in more videos. And Damien is the most chaotic host I’ve ever witnessed. I’m in awe

[@jordankendall2705]

The conversation tube needs to be in the next try not to laugh, especially with Shayne

[@TheDonkeyJote]

"You can share your disease" hits differently here in the future.

[@napeoclesjucunda]

5:38 Boy Did That Age Well

[@mechadoggy]

15:33 Sarah pouring those hearts into Tommy’s and Mari’s mouths gives me a fanfic idea

[@StormBoy95]

Glad y'all brought this back! Have Damien be one of the guest! Shara as the host!

[@awhellyeah12]

Damien seems very confident I love it

[@SirRed909]

Tommy saying he can't smell the Dill Dough when the other two freaked out over how bad it smelled, and seeing that this was a month before Covid really kicked off, is kind of alarming in hindsight.

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

"Lovers" What is love? Baby don't hurt me

[@LiteratiScottie]

I’m obsessed with this video I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard at a youtube video

[@BlackuKnighto]

chaotic Damien is the best Damien

[@gregorybarber3406]

Yes bring more lol damien haas youre awesome!!

[@jacobdanz2492]

10:07 is peak chaotic Sarah and Damien. I’m laughing my ass off

[@beauwalsh]

Damien's a genius. Such a dang quick wit.

[@howbeezare9821]

Damien is the best show host

[@iggy880]

This version of this show is totally my new favorite thing. Everyone is so on point in this that I had to keep rewinding because I was laughing so hard I was missing things.

[@TrashCat92]

Damien Haas is my favorite person that I’ve never met.

[@bakugokatsuki48]

I hope Damien wears that suit everyday

[@Scrofar]

5:39 [looks at the date this was posted] *OOF*

[@skywalker9791]

"I feel all of the colors and none of them at the same time" "Which one is on Lsd:

[@cheezybean03]

10:46 was the most awkward moment ive seen between mari n damien

[@elisetomko6578]

It’s okay Tommy i actually love the chalky hearts too

[@angiealice7251]

Looking up online, 1lb of the Candy is 425 pieces therefore there are 2,125 pieces of candy in the jar!!!!! Happy Valentine’s Day!!!!!!!!

[@Swianto]

This is this is the best show, Damien is the best host. More of this please.

[@mapes87]

Please do more of these. Damien is a great host and I look forward to seeing more crazy suit jackets and ties.

[@slimeman3346]

I like Damien because of all other countries he pickes my country SLOVENIA and its also the only country with LOVE in its name

[@999951308]

Every new episode Damien is in I fall more in love

[@chamchamcham_e]

Damien: Because Matt Raub said "You get to wear a fun suit" and I just sort of *bLACKED OUT* AFTER THAT🤣🤣

[@marckold36]

I just love the small details, not only on this show but the whole channel in general, fx. The text under Mari's name saying "help please" in Russian, or at 13:41 when a text on the paper says "y is this paper so big".

[@kryslynnphillips5418]

I'd have to get one of those tube things me and my cat... atleast she treats me right when she's not trying to kill me 😂

[@Allencek]

Slovene isn't so ruff as Rushian. We're a bit milder with pronounciation and words that are in Cirilica 😄

[@Ambirae]

First thought was that I wanted Damien's outfit. It's fabulous!