Beyblade Battle: Damien vs. The Chosen

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Director: Spencer Agnew
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Segment Producer: Spencer Agnew
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[@eddiec3003]

The giggling shenanigans that ensue between Shayne and Damien when they are left to their own devices on set is comedy gold.

[@eddiec3003]

@@darthvidar-spiller5343 lol fixed

[@eliasruiz686]

What are you talking about? Shayne wasn't in this video, it was Spencer agnew

[@heatherweir5469]

I love how nobody can make each other break like Shayne and Damien

[@ethanregan5741]

You mean the chosen Spencer Agnew and Damien, right?

[@piercecampbell-casey5718]

I think you mean 'burst'

[@thislookslikepatrick5070]

I thi I you mean nobody can make Shayne break quite like Shayne

[@KS-xk2so]

@@thislookslikepatrick5070 I was just gonna say, lol nothing breaks Shayne like himself doing The Chosen hahaha

[@TravelersRuneAlt]

Gus…

[@TallxNinja]

“And as a veteran member of nofap the last thing I wanna do is burst”. had me on the ground lol

[@mavricklight5478]

600 like and no comments

[@Anonymousevilmaster]

And then he just keeps bursting.

[@jackrossin8304]

@@Anonymousevilmaster That was the blade

[@halolime117]

Ah yes 12 year old jokes are the most fun indeed much lmfao many laugh

[@jackrossin8304]

Glad you agree!

[@joelyt1682]

I feel like The Chosen speaks words faster than Shayne can think.

[@Sandux930]

The Chosens spirit animal is Tom Cruise

[@SuperChristopher-ll8bd]

FYI: that last beyblade that The Chosen was using is one of the Phoenix beyblades. The Phoenix beys have an outer armor that can come off during battle. That's what happened during the battle against Pegasus it's armor came off, so when The Chosen said, "He just took off his shirt." That's 100% what actual happened. Also you can re attach the armor.

[@rysander]

Thank you for the clarification! 😁

[@SuperChristopher-ll8bd]

@@rysander no problem. I'm kind of a beyblade geek. At least I try to learn what I can. Also there are a few other things about this video that I'd want to say. First, when there is a tie no points are awarded and there is a thing called a Burst Priority, it means that when both beys stop spinning/fall out of the stadium but one of the beys burst 2 points are awarded to the player who burst the bey and no points to the other.

[@zoinks933]

Was about to mention this

[@yxngmetroo]

I remember my first beyblade ever was a Phoenix beyblade and that thing was a MENACE, hardly lost a battle at my elementary school with him😎

[@yxngmetroo]

It was metal fusion though not burst

[@kuma7965]

Who knew watching 2 grown men play beyblade would be so entertaining

[@FlameLeone2300]

I mean i play beyblade and im 23. Also my channel is all about beyblade stuff

[@sentientpaperclip874]

I mean a man that still using beyblade...

[@SanStar0]

I never doubted it

[@collinthekill2269]

Everyone knew

[@kaiwilliams6988]

you should watch beyblade geeks

[@Thorrison]

The Chosen, AKA Shayne struggles to stay in character for more than five seconds

[@michaelablair4689]

Only when it’s against Damian

[@mikeyminja7173]

@@michaelablair4689 or ify sometimes

[@day9811]

Damien also struggles to not laugh when he's with Shayne 😂

[@MeantForNothing]

yeah the character is getting too funny to be played

[@shigekax]

the jokes, they're just too good

[@CyprusBeyblade]

11:08 thats Dread Phoenix P4 armor skill, it shoots a projectile that can stay on the arena. Its somewhere around the set by now lolol

[@raret4]

I'm glad someone said it xD

[@Comet_373]

Honestly it looked more like a special version of revive

[@makazen]

It remove its shirt! Lol yes thats revive phoenix

[@longestname7238]

You meant taking off it’s shirt of unloaded

[@luismarchena3717]

The japanase Version is better ¿Right?

[@sagegreeeeeeen]

It’s funny to see Shayne play a very serious character that says VERY random things, and Damien just reply in the nicest way possible

[@AnimeNiyak]

i never realized how much fun it was watching two grown men play beyblades while one has an identity crisis

[@leevkop8229]

You're right, Damien really needs to get his shit together

[@dge.]

@@leevkop8229 LMAOOOO

[@firstfloor_]

@@leevkop8229 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@neku2741]

Finally Normal Damien Haas vs The Chosen. Truly a legendary battle.

[@baldesion]

I love how they all can get into and play really interesting characters, but it's Shayne they treat like he's that character whenever he plays them. Especially CFM and Chosen. It's amazing. I even sometimes forget it's Shayne. XD

[@SecondEvilEx]

Top ten battles of the century

[@brianhampton923]

I think Smosh needs to bring back the Damien & Shayne Show. That segment was gold.

[@dimilton3166]

When was this a SHOW?!?😧

[@joechill7860]

@@dimilton3166 if i'm not mistaken, there was a nameless show where they play games together each week just the 2 of them. Usually they ask us to name the show every week

[@doesntMetter1]

Also when they were writing intros for each other.

[@Lapdog-vq4wm]

I loved that show so much its a shame they stopped it due to views and stuff

[@APersonTM]

Where do I sign the petition-

[@TheAvengeddonut]

Sometimes I have to remind myself that Shayne has a college degree in psychology.

[@arcadema]

This adds an amazing layer of hilarity to the situation for me lol I had no clue

[@TacTehCoolest]

Thank you for this incredible knowledge

[@emily_ferre]

as someone who also has a degree in psychology, this is the best news ever

[@Dalt1n999]

@@emily_ferre same!

[@liquidmetaldefender]

I don't know why you're mentioning Shayne tho. All I see here is THE CHOSEN

[@swastikpanja2669]

I want a compilation video of Shayne laughing or trying to hold back his laughter. That shit is gold.

[@76e85]

Aka anytime shayne is on screen.

[@qrowacheron230]

Remember, according to bayblades lore, Moses used a bayblade to part the red sea

[@thematiasmadness7010]

Holy shit that’s what happened in the tv show? I should have keep watching it do you have a video of it

[@michaelmadden6712]

I have to watch that lol

[@SeychelleSunshine]

What? 😂 I believe it

[@the6thbladebreaker681]

It’s Beyblade, not a bloody Bay, how could you mix that up?

[@mashfiquehoquearonno2009]

Watch beyblade metal fusion ep 8-12

[@zieba26]

There are two types of people... Damien: They're kissing. Shayne: ATTACK! GO!

[@Vagingersnaps]

Shayne was in this??? Where I didn’t see him?

[@zieba26]

@@Vagingersnaps Sorry, I meant The Chosen😅

[@Lucia-ct2sj]

Omg yes 😭

[@awksomeandrea]

We need a supercut of Damien and Shayne just wheezing 😂

[@day9811]

then it's just like an hour and a half of them just making each other laugh 😭 i would love to see that

[@katiep4315]

Shayne making himself laugh as Spencer is my favorite thing on the internet.

[@dennisbarrett9302]

69😏

[@felipebustos3563]

@@dennisbarrett9302 nice

[@avatora2254]

"JJ Moderna Pfizer" "He directed Star Trek" is one of the most clever jokes i've ever heard

[@elijahharmel8450]

what's the joke?

[@eggs8021]

@@elijahharmel8450 JJ Abrams

[@ibnuasqallani]

@@elijahharmel8450 i think those 3 words are COVID vaccines

[@ronjawensky7994]

i love damien‘s laugh at 10:48 so much, i could re-watched it forever 🥺🥺

[@timd4524]

Damien was left speechless so many times and the first round didn't even begin.

[@444sanrio]

Why does shayne look like damiens weird little brother especially when they’re standing

[@circadiian]

The Chosen is like a cross between Nicolas Cage and Kip from Napoleon Dynamite

[@spryzenedits9262]

That comparison is too accurate 🤣🤣😂

[@calimjacob4230]

YES, THANK YOU. I was thinking the same thing.

[@jacklafferty6654]

He reminds me of the modern PC principal from South Park as well

[@StarOfTheZanarkandAbes]

I would love to see the full in edited version of this video, the bloopers and Shayne and Damien just losing it must be hilarious.

[@Ateka9]

As someone who has never seen Beyblades in action, I can understand the appeal it can have to kids.

[@ordinarytree4678]

its like gambling on horse racing

[@meghannicole1474]

The fact that everything kept breaking and flying away just made this video better.

[@SerLoinSteak]

The fact that even the trophy broke is the cherry on top

[@julioalfaro7800]

@@SerLoinSteak it broke AGAIN lol

[@ICRockets]

Everything including The Chosen lol

[@Lady_Chalk]

I really don’t think The Chosen knows how to put one of those together properly.

[@kristafrappe]

CAN THIS BE A SERIES Damien and either Shayne or The Chosen play w/ kids toys lmao

[@trex0004]

Could also play with adult ...

[@NiramBG]

watching them play yugioh would be fun!

[@lyndseyf4408]

They can't play with adult toys, the chosen is strictly nofap, that's where the power is

[@skyesnowfeather2427]

I wanna see them do Bakugan next.

[@abstractfriends6722]

pleaseeee

[@SundayLaughs]

The shot of The Chosen staring at the arena in defeat while its reflected in his glasses is TRULY cinematic

[@birdieleau7769]

I love that when Shayne laughs really hard, he turns into the dog from Howls Moving Castle

[@SeychelleSunshine]

He also kind of laughs like Muttley from Wacky Races

[@randomdude8790]

Shayne isn't in the video though. Only The Chosen

[@ultraturboandrey5345]

"Last thing I wanna do is burst" Shayne struggling to keep his character from breaking. This made me laugh 🤣🤣👍

[@cowboybarbaryn1302]

And then he kept using burst blades

[@alexpettersson5635]

I'm in tears! Shayne just saying whatever random thing that comes to mind and he can't even handle it himself is just the purest of comedy gold.

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

Trophy: breaks Damien: F@$% The Chosen: *This is fine*

[@AnarchyStockers]

This is like when you think “sure, I like anime” and join the anime club but then you realize maybe you don’t quite like anime... on the same level as these people

[@RetroIsaac]

You said what I've been feeling for so long.

[@Sharye2001]

Like I know of some…but not hardcore 😅

[@CrossOutBryce]

I'm not even sure if Shayne is THAT much of an anime fan like Damien is, but he's really good at acting like a closeted nerd lmaooo.

[@maxim_beatbox]

Actually, the chosen was kinda right when he said it “took off its shirt”. That bey is supposed to do that as a layer of extra defense and does actually re-attach. It’s completely fair game

[@peshomighty5051]

Its like in fighting games the puppet character. But in beyblade form. Honestly 2 beyblades againt one would be un fair.

[@matthewstanley1521]

You know who the OGs are when they call stamina types "endurance" types

[@spryzenedits9262]

Draciel, the bey he was using when he said that, was a defense type, so either way it’s wrong 🤣

[@silentone23]

I am so glad that they actually got to do a Beyblade battle video. Seeing Damien and Shayne cracking up constantly was so great and funny to watch. That last few seconds was so priceless and hilarious.

[@Really_Its_Me]

Trixie and Katya: 💁🏼‍♀️💁🏼‍♀️”Welcome to the staaage..JJ Moderna Pfizer”

[@giraffespag]

The Smosh / Unhhhh crossover im here for

[@koroconnell]

Holy God Trixie and Katya on Try not to Laugh... It would be over for everyone

[@ShyButterflyMist]

@@koroconnell that’s a brilliant idea!!!!!!

[@sams_not_here]

@@koroconnell the day that happens will be the day Bebe reveals who's lipstick she chose

[@LMR23]

This is stupid but I love it. Love Damien and Shayne, love their friendship and how well the work together.

[@deckarddwizardd1909]

Only Shayne could break Damien so much it's cute how close their friendship is

[@asbjrnsteffenauer-danholt9326]

I have never seen a more realistic embodyment of 'the neighbors kid' than Spencer

[@samanthaboucher9561]

“It took its top off” simply one of the best lines ever in the world of beyblades

[@moontheloon5]

When are Damien and Shayne going to be given their own channel? It's time. These two super-talented friends can easily be the next Rhett/Link, Ian/Anthony phenom. Come on guys....🔥🔥🔥

[@disneyrocker941]

I’m already missing Sarah’s laugh behind the scenes.... 😢

[@RagnarokFLyTuT]

where is she?

[@disneyrocker941]

@@RagnarokFLyTuT she left smosh

[@Ms.Anonymous]

0:14 the ring perfectly reflected in his glasses while he has that look of just bruh on his face is amazingly picturesque

[@carcar2545]

Damiens childish laugh at 10:50 is probably the cutest and purest thing I have ever seen 🥺

[@25taylor91]

THE CHOSEN IS BACK BABY! More Chosen content please

[@sarahcollins402]

It was the best decision to leave in all of the breaking laughter with the Chosen character. It’s so funny every time.

[@Severed_storm]

I really hope the chosen one partakes in a yu-gi-oh duel in an episode

[@redditzilla1536]

Yes!

[@epoches9180]

Yes! And I know the Chosen one can make even 2 people playing with cardboard entertaining.

[@caitlynford3001]

I love that it doesn’t matter what Shayne and Damien do together, if they do a video just then it’s going to be hilarious, no matter what.

[@Naultyy]

"As a veteran member of NoFap, the last thing I want to do is burst." OH MY GOD lmaoooo

[@caseykrukowski3274]

the fact that damien was holding on by a thread for the entire video makes it so much funnier

[@funkyfox7996]

11:44 probably the best "what" i've heard in a long time

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

The trophy saw all the chaos that happened and was like *"F this sht, I'm out"* at the end

[@chillvibing8374]

Please bring more of old games back into play, absolutely loved this

[@Savag3ly]

I love how sportsmanlike Damien is. It's truly admirable!

[@somberhoney]

I swear to god I almost peed myself laughing, from Damien and Shayne struggling to keep their cool after Shayne's jokes to the fucking trophy at the end I've literally laughed harder at this video than I have at anything in ages

[@RobinFlysHigh]

Haha

[@underground_fuzz]

Same 😂

[@joshm977]

i feel like the chosen is the type of kid that brags when he gets a single strand of facial hair

[@boikanyomolekwa3642]

Beard gang is beard gang

[@bluharmon412]

I love when Damien and shane do vids together. They just vibe so well and I love seeing them make each other laugh.

[@luismanuel3137]

I love the chosen’s backgroung music is red alert 3 empire of Japan main theme, especially because that’s his favorite game faction

[@masonman333]

I dont know how many times i've watched this, but it always feels like im watching it the first time and I will never not lose my shit to this.

[@SenorEscaso]

We don't get enough Shayne and Damien content.

[@tnemmers5407]

You're never too old for Beyblade, as long as you have your Blader's Spirit

[@G4LV4Gaming]

Agreed, I still play with my little bro

[@annaacorin]

obsessed with shayne breaking and the two of them laughing together. all i need for serotonin is these two if i’m being honest

[@txcforever]

Υeah, them trying to make the other burst laughing is always hilarious.

[@Oley44]

these two got me through 2020 for sure

[@Nice_Guy3012]

Damien: "I guess I'll go with Heaven Pegasus" My childhood flashing by my eyes, the countless adventures: FUCK YES

[@T-51_]

You’re never too old for Yu-Gi-Oh and Beyblade

[@grmm6845]

Shayne sounds like a cross between Nick Cage and Napoleon Dynamite

[@FriedSheep69]

Hus name is,The Chosen. Who is this Shayne u are talking about?

[@negljbreakergaming]

Kip Dynamite more like

[@catswithlasers]

Shayne had so much fun being The Chosen, and it really shows each time him and Damien break.

[@CCAmes-je9lt]

Shayne breaking character because because he’s laughing at his own joke is amazing.

[@macaraegg]

The fact that Damien knew heaven Pegasus makes me feel good to be within the beyblade fandom

[@clay5649]

I saw The Chosen beyblade back in 2010 at the annual No Holds Barred Beyblade Death Battle. With his final spin he decapitated his opponent showering the entire crowd with both blood and somehow cash at the same time. What a guy.

[@emnarigon4298]

I love The Chosen, watching Shayne have to tighten his lips to not smile every single time he says anything is so good

[@antoniosgro0613]

The chosen 's chemistry with Damien is comedy gold.

[@sgtsmartykins]

This whole series is just them seeing who can stay in character the longest and I am living for it.

[@maxxflumerfelt5103]

Been waiting for more of these. Y’all gotta call them “chosen challenges”

[@Rusty2FTW]

9:10 "The Chosen's" defaulted taunt after you lose to his fighting character in a video game lol

[@jtsdancevids]

Shayne was so caught off guard from Damiens interruption lol

[@amadamiaaa]

Sooooooo... looks like Damien got a new tat 👀👀👀

[@bumblebree705]

Whaaaat I didn’t even notice until I saw this! When did this happen I wonder

[@JScorpioN96]

Yes, and I think it's the Oathkeeper keyblade from Kingdom Hearts!

[@Brooklyn-xb8fm]

It’s actually a temporary tattoo! To see if he would actually want it!he talked about it on his stream😁

[@hdcfadden]

Damien's reactions to The Chosen were pure gold.

[@BladedGauntlet]

Last thing I expected watching this was the Red Alert 3 Rising Sun's theme. The "Miko Mi Kano" chant Genuinely impressed that ya'll used that

[@loneheartfell5651]

9:57 "It took off its shirt" Yes, that's actually what that bey was designed to do

[@jasminestiara]

I feel like it's usually like this when they hang out off cam.

[@aperture0]

How do you say your last name?

[@jasminestiara]

@@aperture0 If you're like my teachers growing up, with courage. LOL. But in all seriousness-- She-wak-ra-ma-ni. It's pretty long but easily broken down :)

[@hibye3145]

@@jasminestiara hahaha "with courage" i feel that

[@luisbaerga]

I like how Shayne has obviously been watching Jujutsu Kaisen because of Jlaw and curse energy

[@chloenoelskates2459]

I think he even said go itadori... I could be wrong though

[@knightinashes6934]

Makes me want more Damien and Shayne show

[@ReelJV]

Let it be known - these two are the sole reason I watch smosh... genuinely hilarious dudes.

[@Rygoat]

This gave me the nostalgia I needed, thanks guys. It also made me remember I still owe my mother a wok because we bought ripoff beyblades that sparked when they hit metal and it shredded off the Teflon coating

[@schoenfelder89]

Shane’s laugh as The Chosen one is the best part of these videos.

[@Co2Fog]

Also 2:34 the look of a man who realizes A) this is who I chose as my best friend and B) there is years worth of "omg help" moments immortalized on the internet

[@tesslechu]

I cannot breathe, this has me laughing so hard. Shayne breaking character to laugh at his own jokes or Damien’s is my favorite thing in the world.

[@victoriamunoz253]

11:50 - More people need to see Shayne's laugh here.

[@bayalice]

seeing Shayne break character with fits of laughter is the best thing

[@kay-dc8495]

Smosh was one of the best parts of our childhood, hands down

[@imadfanit3647]

The key word here is WAS...not anymore unfortunately

[@swaee3]

100%

[@swaee3]

@OPERATION BLACKOUT I still think it's good

[@maniquizmiguel6099]

Word

[@hannah.p.s9677]

amen

[@Bolget25]

Only real beyblade fans know about the metal series and how crazy those were.

[@Flame-we8tq]

I used some in elementary school and they could hurt people. But it was fun

[@Bolget25]

@@Flame-we8tq I also remember beywheels and the tall top series

[@orion_starchaser]

Only *real* Beyblade fans use Takara Tomy instead of Hasbro.

[@turqdeth]

@@orion_starchaser some can't afford tomy

[@Nexpeon]

@@turqdeth it’s basically the same price but the gimmicks are 20x better

[@pandanose5679]

I love watching shayne try so hard to stay in character and failing every time

[@notoriousjester2593]

5:40 absolutely destroyed me 😂

[@harrisfox9903]

The funniest thing about the chosen vs someone is Shane trying to stay in character after thinking about what he just said.

[@elioliveri8781]

We NEED a "Spencer: The Chosen" podcast

[@jameshoang2060]

The reflection of the Beyblade Stadium on Shayne's shades makes it look like he has a robot eye

[@thomholio]

I love that Shan-ye dressed exactly how I did back in the beyblade days

[@innerbeast415]

I didn’t know that I needed Anime Protagonist Shayne in my life. Now I don’t know how I lasted this long without it.

[@BessmaITube]

this is why damian and shane need to have Collabs offen. this is the funniest Video I have Watched in a while.