Travel Hacks (for 2025, probably)

[@GamefreakRX]

This is basically watching two guys in high school pretend they did the school project

[@smoshpit]

...triggered

[@torturedpoetssociety]

@@smoshpit oh me gosh

[@georgelloydgonzalez]

Too real

[@blagoevski336]

@@smoshpit lol

[@blagoevski336]

@Cherry Boi Noriyaki i do

[@rahimianparsa]

Damien and shayne trying stupid life hacks is my absolute favourite thing to watch ever

[@emii3133]

Same👍

[@jdwmyt]

Q: What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops? A: Guardians of the Galaxy.

[@KrispHeree]

i agree

[@torturedpoetssociety]

Smosh liked your comment HOW

[@rahimianparsa]

@@torturedpoetssociety i know... the power i hold rn is too much

[@donnysaxbonk]

Why does Shayne’s shirt make him look like a dad that likes to bowl, but also just recently found out about the 2015 tumblr pastel aesthetic?

[@jdwmyt]

Q: What do you call a sleeping bull? A: A bulldozer!

[@justchillin2999]

This is so specific but so true

[@melikespaghetti9849]

It’s for the future soooo

[@SecondEvilEx]

@@jdwmyt you do live up to your username

[@sierracombs2205]

Kinda look likes hes doing a bad cosplay of Jack from titanic lol

[@thecorvidforest]

"Well Tim's got the right idea!" Tim in the distance: "GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY!"

[@CottagecoreGoblin]

underrated comment lmao

[@TickleMoiPickle123]

"GIMME ALL YOUR BELLS!"

[@diyanaanuar]

This is absolutely better than 5-minute Crafts page.

[@genderfluidbean2127]

Everything is better than 5-minute crafts

[@evffervescent]

More entertaining and just about as useful as one

[@diyanaanuar]

@@genderfluidbean2127 I agree 💯

[@anicoleww]

100,000,000,000% better !!!!!

[@ruipena1]

Hell yeah

[@bananaman1380]

Shayne rocking that 80's bowling alley fratboy style. I like it.

[@claudiah.2935]

Yes dude he ROCKS it

[@curiousercuriouser3564]

You can't tell me he isn't the kid from Alley Cats Strike.

[@laurenkewo2787]

Straight outta the Goldbergs

[@rpgaff2]

Chaos Damien somehow leeches energy off of Shayne. You can almost see the balance between them shift over the video.

[@tibb75]

Shayne is playing the straight man

[@footballcatsmiley]

literallyyyy

[@JrueMango]

Damien makes me laugh really hard, but yeah Shane looked exhausted, and very patient

[@sammytong526]

I’m sorry why is no one talking about the “we are farmers, greenhouse gases killed my dog”

[@samwedits]

commenting so i know when someone finds it

[@Sara_Mae21]

Yeah for real 😂 Where did that come from?!

[@ceciliagallup3356]

Seriously curious

[@b_lye]

we need answers

[@amandaswigert5998]

It's an inside joke! just something random that came up and stuck off-camera

[@rishibhakhandurie4206]

"This is like killing two stones with one bird" "That's disgusting"

[@lazyfangirl8441]

I was laughing so hard at that

[@Bleep._.bloop777]

Where is thag

[@sofiahhoneyy1243]

I cant stop laughing at this 😂

[@percybertin5628]

@@Bleep._.bloop777 14:18

[@kalpic11]

Eric Andre vibes.

[@ClaudiaSalcedo8D]

“I can’t believe that’s a Bass Pro Shop, that pyramid looks like.” Don’t come for Memphis like that 😂 We didn’t okay that plan.

[@ALiteralWalll]

I wanted to keep the pyramid the way it used to be. God I miss the old pyramid

[@alyssaralston2034]

That bass pro is my ideal apocalypse destination 😅

[@Sammie1053]

Is he from Memphis or has he seen the Ryan's Shorts "Memphis Bass Pro Shop Party Rock Anthem" I refuse to believe there are people outside of those two groups who know about that

[@ALiteralWalll]

@@Sammie1053 I’m from Memphis

[@ClaudiaSalcedo8D]

@@Sammie1053 I believe Smosh Games went to St. Jude Hospital in Memphis a few years back for an event. There’s a video on the channel about their trip.

[@alexusp]

Damien is the enthusiastic father trying to get his son into his hobbies, while Shayne is the “no one understands me” son who is actually scared of nature

[@NOOB-li4wc]

Lmao. So true

[@Tyranzor64]

Damien and Shayne being two halves of a whole idiot is my favorite duo

[@mossking2815]

Im telling my kids this was Steve Rogers and Bucky Barnes.

[@swordchicken1671]

Can't unsee it now

[@makattack6870]

I never thought about them that way, now I can’t think of them any other way

[@jaywilkey1323]

You're telling your children God's Truth.

[@allisonmaldonado3006]

not me screaming at 4am bc this is the best yet most cursed comment I've ever seen

[@metalgirl9739]

The resemblance is uncanny!

[@zerobarge718]

Shayne was legitimately not ready for Damien the day they filmed this.

[@NOOB-li4wc]

Lmao. I’m literally scrolling thru comments to see if any one else thought the same thing.

[@rashminibandara1364]

Dude YESS!!

[@elizabethrobinson8339]

Shayn and damian: we are farmers. Damian: green house gases killed my dog. Me: never heard that before 😂

[@samwedits]

@Daniil Zubarev commenting so i know when someone finds it

[@huntercross9324]

I'm trying so hard to find this. I will not rest until I do.

[@leo9597]

@@samwedits yeah same

[@DarkKingdomBlade]

green house gasses killed my dog is a jingle Courtney's been singing a lot on stream.

[@leo9597]

@@DarkKingdomBlade thanks!

[@anteatereater3151]

Damien seems like the type of person that grandma's call "a hoot"

[@Trashking-bv9cz]

I'm never gonna get tired of this duo.

[@clarawebster02468]

When Damien insults shayne but then is afraid he interrupted and asks if he’s done

[@Alyssaishunting]

Pickpocketer: Tourist Damien: Riddle me this

[@Skapista]

the moment shayne said "we have to think outside the suitcase" i thought he was going duct tape the clothes to the suitcase

[@madelineceee]

Happy birthday, SMOSH! It’s almost time for you to get your permit and learn how to drive! So proud of you. 15!!! 💙

[@alexusp]

Right?! Next year maybe we can work on ditching the training bras! Growing up so fast 😪

[@MythosBytchos]

“I have, on my body, no less than One-lleven wallets” -Damien Haas

[@Ryan-mv3dr]

they should just call this show the shayne and damien passive aggressively showing eachother party tricks

[@Bearclimber1]

We need a "WOOOAAAAAHHH, OOOOPS!" t-shirt and/or hoodie. That would be epic.

[@SecondEvilEx]

Seems useless. Why would I need it

[@skyscraper908]

@@SecondEvilEx you dont appreciate fine art you wouldnt get it

[@tiffanyerskine916]

I would love one of those!

[@nova5037]

You can tell that this is half prepared and half Shayne and Damien messing around and im living for it

[@tyffaneelavely8087]

This is the best SMOSH show, and the people who don't watch it are really missing out. I feel like Shayne has been kind of down lately tho. It's none of my business what's happening in his personal life. I just wanted to say Shayne, I love you buddy. You have brought me countless laughs, and really helped me thru some tough times. U are so damn funny. Ur weirdness reminds me of myself, and u are just so fun to watch. You're also a fantastic person. If u are going thru anything right now, I hope it is very short lived, and you get back to feeling happy asap. If ur not going thru anything, please just ignore my stupidity. :) *Please no one comment on why or if they think there is something wrong with Shayne.* I just wanted to write this for him to read, if he ever runs across it. (highly doubt it, but hey u never know) Please no speculation about anything. It's none of our business. Even though I'm just one person, I just want him to know how much joy he has brought to my life. This may sound sappy or weird. IDC. I don't normally write stuff like this, and I truly mean what I'm saying. I don't know if anyone will read this or comment. I will delete this comment if people speculate about his personal life. Hopefully I don't have to do that. This is way too long sweet jeebus..

[@superjangames]

I was hoping there would be a new Hacking Off soon when Shayne mentioned Damien's chaotic energy during Hacking Off on yesterday's stream lol. Poor Shayne seems so over it! I love you guys!

[@SlavaZone]

I bet he's exhausted from doing The Goldbergs at the same time as full time Smosh!!

[@jessicacooper167]

I'll never get over Damien's energy

[@KeatDaSneak]

I feel like Shayne was coming off his high and Damien was getting high as the video progressed.

[@katie_shah]

PLEASE BRING THIS SHOW BACK IM BEGGING YOU

[@miritskeen]

i love that this is the third iteration of a damien and shayne focused show (smoshpit weekly, d&s show) and while the format changes, it always ends up the same: Chaos.

[@spartanspazatron257]

Social distance comedy is Damien and Shayne making a joke, and then hearing the distant laughter of Sarah.

[@analuisamesquita388]

Why did Shayne had to leave the set from Two and a Half Men early?

[@smoshpit]

lmao

[@arfansthename]

@@smoshpit THIS WAS THE ONLY REPLY LMFAO

[@pablomonkeybar4665]

Damian looks like he says “how do you do fellow kids” but unironically

[@Ray-o9n]

They need to bring back the Damien and Shayne show 😫😫😫😫

[@lyndina2667]

I just want you to know that this is my favourite Smosh show. Even though it's not doing fantastic, I love it. Please don't stop.

[@danielaavila05]

Smosh fans: Realize Shane's a lil bit off today but still love him to death and are aware he can't be 💯 all the time :)

[@lavender_laci3493]

shaynes hair is very slowly looking like every 90s hairstyle, like Leo dicaprio, and its making me fall further in love with him

[@valepancakes3204]

Rn I’m obsessed with the “We are farmers! Greenhouse gases killed my dog” 🤣🤣 Where do they get these things from 👏🏻😂

[@huntercross9324]

It's the same tune as "we are farmers ba dun dun da da dun dun"

[@garbageboi9327]

Everytime Damien does something crazy, you can see the pain in Shayne's face and that makes me laugh.

[@daniellearciaga8613]

I love the contrast of high energy Damien and confused Shayne

[@alexusp]

Shayne: Sharks, have you ever had no energy to fold and nicely pack your suitcase? Do you want to get over a cold by sweating it out? Just.. Damien: Or, or. Here me out. People doing your laundry from all around the world.

[@IamtheEricer]

Shayne: puts some sort of effort Damien: how can I make everyone wonder if I'm insane?

[@gbarr999]

Shayne is dressed like a father and Damien is his son. I love father-son interactions

[@emilyclaire28]

Hacking Off *is* in fact my favorite network show. And by network I mean the network of neural pathways in Shayne and Damien's brains that somehow result in whatever this is.

[@CreationEdge]

Damien was absolutely on fire this episode. Lightning wit and loosely bridled insanity. Amazing.

[@charlotte.grace.b]

You should have a new show called “wallet notes” where Damien just hides wallets with notes in them around the office

[@KrispHeree]

Happy 15th Birthday Smosh!!! 🎉🎉🎊🎁💫

[@smoshpit]

THANK U, BOUT TO GO GET OUR LEARNER'S PERMIT

[@ComixFan-os9yc]

Damien's hosting What Are Those personality is just bleeding into everything now.

[@kdej-si4vo]

*I had an idea for the next Smosh Pit Theatre:* Take a famous play/story and turn it into a mad lib, then have one person fill it out and everyone else has to act it out Can’t get copyrighted if you make it your own 😎

[@combatwombat1748]

Here's an idea JUST MAYBE Every hacker ever

[@monicalucia6980]

BRING. THIS.SHOW.BACK

[@isaacisepic5964]

I want to see Shayne and Damien recreate Zac and Cody scenes with improvised lines.

[@hanahawkins6062]

Watching this from Paris, Texas!! So cool y’all mentioned our small town 😃

[@Antsyi]

Damien needs *MORE* coffee

[@Danilynn1019]

Omg the fact that they knew exactly what to say shocks me 00:42

[@smoshboi6948]

Damien/Shayne quotes that I will always remember “Your my favorite pizza place”-Shayne “We are farmers, green house gasses killed my dog”-Damien and Shayne “WOOAAHHH OOOOPPPSSS”- Damien and Shayne “WHOS READY TO LEARN SOME BASESBALL”- Damien These guys are my favorite duo.

[@braydonjackson7184]

mom: what are u doing? me: i’m hacking off

[@richardekdahl7804]

Damn it I was just about to make that joke

[@alexusp]

@@richardekdahl7804 - Quit hacking off for a second and maybe you would’ve made it in time 😂

[@braydonjackson7184]

@@alexusp 🤣🤣🤣

[@chethanars4118]

Damien and Shayne together just improvising is the best thing ever😂😂😂

[@JustAStump]

Just one more year till i can FINALLY use these...it's been a long wait

[@luciayuhas5864]

"This is killing 2 stones with 1 bird." - Shayne Topp 2020

[@gbarr999]

I'm sorry, Shayne sent an EMAIL?!?! Impossible... I believe DAMIEN HAAS!!!

[@RobinMarie_]

9:48 -- i'll just leave this here xD

[@Ghost-nc6lf]

Please bring this back

[@agustinarobinson1902]

Shayne really goes HA-HA-HA when he laughs

[@sophie5178]

Every Video with Shayne and Damien just being Shayne and Damien is a good video!

[@johnatello90]

And here I've just been walking around with 10 wallets like god damm fool!

[@DevyanshBahri]

Oh man, when Damien is in the zone (which is basically always) it’s freaking magical

[@allisonvanvugt822]

Sarah is the unofficial third cast member for this series. It wouldn’t be the same without her telling them how stupid their hacks are 🥰

[@dianemendiola5394]

Happy 15th anniversary guys 💖 Thank you for saving me through all the dark times in life. Been here since 2005 and will be here until I literally DIE

[@notalexus8125]

"we are farmers, green house gases killed my dog" WHAT I'M SCREAMING

[@griffingirl5805]

I love these two, the way they interact is always hilarious

[@UpNextDonum]

We demand a new episode! Hacking off is the best series on this entire channel

[@theexploraholic]

Who else is watching this in 2023 on a phone in a selfie stick taped to a helmet 🙋🏼‍♀️

[@melmacianmage]

Shayne and Damien: *exist* Sarah off screen: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@pseudosadie]

honestly, same tho

[@rebeccadenton9739]

I love these Damien and Shayne shows their chaotic energies bounce off each other making some brilliant episodes!

[@wyndsock1209]

Damien killed it! Just listen to Sarah lose it off camera. 😆

[@TylerPCoyne]

“This is probably the best time to ask... 4:51 !” -Shayne Topp, 2017

[@brucealturas9346]

Damien and Shane are saving lives especially in times of crisis with these hacks. 👏🏼

[@kitkatelife8014]

The funniest joke is Damien insinuating that Smosh hoodies are $10, when I have icons for Smosh hoodies that range from $44.99-$68.99 displayed below the video

[@pinkdragon808]

Is Shayne like... Ok? He seems dangerously downbeat I'm worried...

[@charidude1498]

Seems more like he needs a good nights sleep. Working two jobs (Smosh and Goldburgs) especially during a pandemic must be exhausting

[@nim831]

I love the chaotic synergy that Shayne and Damien have, there are no parallels.

[@itmeyaboitheline3419]

Me on a plane watching this, actually getting bothered by the net squares *stands up on seat* *"WHO BROUGHT THE KNEX?"*

[@isaiahc_26]

Tbh Shayne and Damien have the best chemistry on smosh!

[@goatsnhoes9221]

googled "we are farmers greenhouse gases killed my dog" 0 results

[@huntercross9324]

Same.

[@hayleyjobe4693]

Shayne and Damien are absolutely ridiculous and I’m 100% here for it :D

[@pranavkakkar7637]

At least they're better than Five Minute Crafts...

[@gabriel250c]

So much chaotic energy from Damien. I get tired just watching him sometimes 😪

[@sydneydayken5110]

I’m proud of Shayne for emailing Sarah back first. We know how is is about emails 💓😂

[@IIBeefII]

As someone who’s ALMOST from 2025… y’all had expectations for us for some reason

[@Mezzy..]

16:06 Damien is a cat confirmed.

[@H1TMANOK]

This is actually my favorite video so far from Smosh

[@baishaliray8893]

This is the fastest I have ever been to somewhere. Even going to washrooms are slower than this though😂

[@adrianaromero5273]

shayne looks really refreshed in this video ✨ looking good bro and don’t worry damien you look cute too

[@anikakumar9355]

You guys should do cleaning hacks next because you'll probably end up making a bigger mess

[@emmacarney1267]

Shayne’s aesthetic in this video is pretty great ngl

[@maddiet4599]

HAPPY 15TH BIRTHDAY SMOSH!

[@Jopeymessmusic]

It was Shayne's day off and he was on his way to the bowling alley but the crew kidnapped him. He's here against his will.

[@CaptNaptastic]

I love how calm Shayne is just playing a chair. Lol

[@mochatoastthethird1976]

Smosh Pit: 𝗖𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗲𝘀 𝗛𝗮𝗰𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗢𝗳𝗳 5-minute Crafts: 𝙝𝙚𝙝𝙚𝙚𝙝𝙝𝙚𝙝𝙚𝙝𝙚𝙝 𝙞’𝙢 𝙞𝙣 𝙩𝙧𝙪𝙗𝙡𝙚