Sonic Destruction - Ep. 1 (AI-Generated Sonic Script)

[@masterofthetear8138]

"Whats your favorite food?" "Chili dogs" "Have you ever had one?" *"Shadow get the fuck out of my room"*

[@SkyGleam7]

37:52 for those wondering.

[@onlyacomentarynothingspeci2419]

In my head canon he got completely baked with Elise and wanted to tell Sonic what happend but got quickly distracted

[@pauladudleycreatfeat]

This is gold.

[@ill_hex8103]

I love how this implies that the bathtub is where Sonic sleeps

[@maluwen3772]

THAT FELT SO NATURAL LMAOO

[@sverenagain]

genuinely terrifying how the spirit of sonic just overtakes penny whenever she reads a line. like. thats sonic. holy fuck

[@TheVoicesOfTheBeyond]

Sonic suddenly possesses her

[@theseerllama]

seriously, she's so talented

[@Tulip_bip]

She made a deal with the devil to gain eternal life! The catch is that she shares vessels with sonic the hedgehog

[@Ari-gp3im]

@@Tulip_bipand then she got him to cameo in the Shadow fandub

[@crazy-man-danger]

Anyone else rewatching this and hoping episode 3 comes out this decade

[@marsmurderer9868]

"Let's get back to what's important" *sonic points at shadow* *sonic points to the woods* *sonic points to himself* This is going to be iconic, I can feel it

[@jacobsmith4428]

Clearly the NSFW got filtered out because you can see where that was gonna go.

[@sarinabina5487]

@@jacobsmith4428 IKR

[@UltraVioletLite]

o h n o

[@ciromoriello7054]

shadow, bring me the entire forest

[@vortex_all9055]

no i dont feel like it

[@chrismaystar3014]

I miss when AI was just dumb shit like artificially-generated fanfics about how Elise is an evil dictator who's ready to backstab and kill Sonic.

[@coyotix]

LITERALLY

[@battadia]

To be fair, AI Dungeon is still absolutely like this if you set it up right.

[@AG-gi9tj]

@@battadia Do you happen to know how? I'm trying to but have no idea what I'm doing-

[@vedji1857]

AI was only good when it was dumb.

[@leithaziz2716]

Anyone remember the days of laughing at the AI generated Batman story? Hard not to miss those days.

[@nyukjustacommenter857]

Knuckles doesn't say or do anything too ridiculous. Yet he's the funniest character out of the simple fact that he ignores all rules of conventional travel and decides to just be there

[@allisonstarr6074]

Good point, but consider: his list

[@ryanm.8720]

He's a lot like Flavio (via sequence breaking) in 'Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door'.

[@sonicbackrooms897]

Espio the Chameleon is a character from the Sonic comics.

[@Mr_Original]

@@allisonstarr6074 I would love to see that be an inside meme.

[@plasma9706]

Knock knock, it's Knuckles.

[@Pesthuf]

"It's okay, the army has it under control" two scenes later "The entire city is in flames. The streets are littered with bodies."

[@DamageSix]

Well, what can the _army_ do about it? _Shoot_ the fire out? Only New York policemen try that in Real-Time Fandub.

[@pyrite7139]

topical

[@gaspardp7314]

AI dungeon does political commentary

[@revolvingworld2676]

Thats pretty how most of the plot of Shadow the Hedgehog went

[@hroberson3397]

This is also the plot of Half-Life, somehow.

[@callofhaloinfinite6336]

Sonic: "I have the planet's survival in my hands. Maybe I should destroy it." 'Sonic Destruction' suddenly makes sense.

[@stwbmc98]

Not to mention Princess Elise leveling an entire city with a fire-breathing dragon.

[@stardmg]

@@stwbmc98 and at the end he comes back in human form to reap the sinners

[@Shard_Soldier]

“Maybe I should cause… Sonic Destruction (2021).” - Sonic the Hedgehog

[@JupiterSombra]

@@Shard_Soldier he didn’t say that

[@morgansoul2651]

@@JupiterSombra but it was implied

[@peaceandraven119]

This feels like that kind of dream where the whole time you're thinking "wow, this is so intense, such a cool story!"...and then you wake up and realize it's nonsense.

[@thedullfork]

That's exactly it. I was trying to find the words for what this story felt like but you nailed it.

[@guyofminimalimportance7]

This actually describes it perfectly

[@Garden0flowr]

Thats what all the fandubs feel like too

[@ScrawnyTreeDemon]

Exactly! I was gonna say that!

[@sarinabina5487]

you’ve done it! you’ve broken down ai written scripts down to its bare essentials!

[@Harmonica821]

*"Sonic... but no longer a hedgehog."* Put this exact phrase on my grave.

[@thedullfork]

Like as a quote to live by kinda thing or cause of death?

[@b.n.d1540]

@@thedullfork both.

[@moosesues8887]

Why are you dying

[@xxx_suckmyballs_xxx9599]

@@moosesues8887 Did he choose to die

[@Actiondanny]

I can't wait for the return of Sonic the Human in episode 2.

[@legend3454]

I honestly really love the idea of Sonic claiming Chili Dogs as his favorite food, only for it to come to light that he has never had one. Like, he's just believed he loves them due to being under Elise's control.

[@lucatdcat8720]

"Shadow get the fuck out of my room."

[@nicoleflores2054]

or he simply began to stop eating chilidogs due to his depression arc

[@spiritedaway0tutu]

That, or he has been eating them this whole time, had one in front of shadow like, last week, and shadow is just making absolutely no sense to sonic and that’s why he kicked shadow out of his room.

[@saltystick_99]

It's like Deadpool revealing he doesn't even know/love chimichonga, he just loves saying the word.

[@moosesues8887]

@@saltystick_99 it is a awesome word tho

[@coastcreature25]

Silver having a moment with Shadow at 50:46 and then Elise coming in with "STEROIDS, STEROIDS DOES WHATEVER A SPIDER CAN" is so funny, probably my favorite part

[@moribunee4849]

love the demigirl flag icon 🌈

[@anonymouslucario285]

​@@moribunee4849that's tangle the lemur

[@Davidpoland2005]

​@@moribunee4849bad taste in art

[@Mayuapril]

Smol Teto for the win

[@coyotix]

i love them talking about how they'd gladly die fighting for each other to live and then "STEROIDS-"

[@gregjayonnaise8314]

The fact that Silver was repulsed when Shadow asked if his friend was a girl is hysterical to me

[@patentpending7016]

My favorite twist was when Silver was revealed as a misogynist

[@ohnoagremlin]

he *did* ask memphis tennessee to mentor him

[@sarinabina5487]

this leads 2 two possibilities 1. Silver is sexist 2. Silver is gay or aroace

[@Lucifersfursona]

Comin out of his cage and he’s not doin so hot

[@gregjayonnaise8314]

@@patentpending7016 personally, I interpreted it as him being gay and being disgusted that Shadow would assume otherwise

[@A7CHITECT]

Oh my god, Sonic just gaslighting EVERYONE and becoming the villain is the most unexpected and greatest twist in the entire Sonic franchise.

[@thereyvan]

Sonic was the girlboss all along

[@RisingRevengeance]

Also he fucking died and came back in human form, ep2 will be wild.

[@markx322]

Sonic became the Villian and then plot immediately dropped it

[@sarinabina5487]

unironically THIS. he rlly is the definition of gaslight gatekeep girlboss

[@sarinabina5487]

@@markx322 ikr everything just went bonkers from there and i love it

[@FSEThompson]

"I'm a hedgehog. That's just how we look" is one hell of a line to say to a character who is canonically just you in a different colour palette

[@alter1578]

Considering the ending cliffhanger it becomes genious foreshadowing, like holy shit

[@DarkShadic9632]

@@alter1578 THE AI KNOWS HOW TO DO FORESHADOWING, EVERYONE TAKE COVER

[@doppelRUSH]

@@alter1578 holy SHIT i didnt even notice that

[@pcalix17]

That entire conversation is one hell of a scene.

[@falconstudios146]

Followed immediately by "Shadow, get the fuck out of my room"

[@Channi3s-Laptop]

As someone with a tic disorder, the idea that Sonic has Tourette's and "Ok. Let's get going, boys and girls! It's time to save the world" is a tic. Is HILARIOUS to me. (roughly 41:01)

[@crimsonrosellas]

Yeah I have a tic disorder aswell. I absolutely laughed out loud when that came up. Love some tic representation!

[@RealisticKinito]

I have to know, has it turned into a tic for you? Sorry if this is rude to ask- 😅

[@mckenziemcintyre1651]

Same! My Tourette’s really do be like that

[@TronBonneVonne]

I have a different kind of tick disorder but I don't have a club to be a part of.😢

[@user-ky8cx2tj7q]

I hope that if anyone animates any of the scenes with Knuckles, he's not shown until someone refers to him, at which point the camera jerks over to him and you realize he's been standing just outside the frame this whole time. I also love the idea that whenever he's not participating in a scene, he's still there, just occupying the space right outside of the frame. And whenever it suits him, he steps into the shot, and only then can the other characters acknowledge him.

[@fosterdawson7339]

he's like Drax. Standing so perfectly still that he is invisible

[@rollerskdude]

He could just burrow up from underground or jump out of a trash can like was mentioned 🤣

[@Stubbormly]

Just like… *zooms in like it’s the office*

[@KiiBon]

I actually thought of that Like the characters are just talking normally and then Knuckles appears out of nowhere and the characters just have confused expressions as to how he got there

[@fosterdawson7339]

@@KiiBon Sonics just talking and then *voop* knuckles steps out of nothingness and speaks like he’s always been there

[@juliedexter1101]

Sonic voice: “Uh oh guys! I don’t think we can gaslight gatekeep girlboss our way out of this one!”

[@inferno3838]

How does this not have any comments?

[@isavenewspapers8890]

@@inferno3838 How does this have one comment from 19 minutes ago?

[@isavenewspapers8890]

@@burgertime434 How does this comment only have three replies: Two from two hours ago and one from a few minutes ago, the latter of which has committed a sig fig error?

[@DissedRedEngie]

Yo what? Comments, 13 hours?

[@isavenewspapers8890]

@@DissedRedEngie Wow, 5 replies, the last of which is from none other than A Very Disappointed Red Engineer posting 5 hours ago? Awesome!

[@magicsasafras3414]

"Shadow, get the fuck out of my room" is the one thing I wasn't expecting and I died a death when I heard it.

[@GZilla311]

Honestly, it seems in character, too. Serious business.

[@hiimemily]

This, but also "STEROIDS STEROIDS DOES WHATEVER A SPIDER CAN"

[@magicsasafras3414]

@@hiimemily That was so funny it could be weaponized.

[@admiral1430]

timestamp?

[@hiimemily]

@@admiral1430 37:51 for "get the fuck out of my room", 51:04 for "STEROIDS"

[@wolfbone5003]

1:05:15 I’m fucking DYING over here. The fear in Red’s voice when they realize what the line is. And then everyone immediately starts screaming “SAY IT!”

[@L0u8823]

“We’re in grave dang-!… no.. *NO-“*

[@jotarocujoh8702]

“Say the line! Say the line! Say the line, Red! Say the line, Red!

[@kawaii_blue18]

"We're in grave danger! The killer is ᴀ ᴍ ᴏ ɴ ɢ ᴜ s"

[@GZilla311]

@@jotarocujoh8702I repeat this in other contexts regularly.

[@DragonfireStudios]

"READ THE LINE, RED! *READ THE LINE, RED!"*

[@japersp.7176]

Wow, Sonic gaslights so much he even gaslighted the audience about his own death. Just like "YOU THOUGHT I WAS DEAD, I was never dead. Hedgehog... who, me? I'm not even a hedgehog"

[@quantumblauthor7300]

The idea of a character becoming omnipotent by reaching the logical extreme of their gaslighting tendencies and beginning to gaslight the audience and even the narrative itself, is really good.

[@sarinabina5487]

@@quantumblauthor7300 wait hold on a minute ur onto smth-

[@moosesues8887]

@@quantumblauthor7300 jajajak

[@duckywinks]

@@quantumblauthor7300 So Gone Girl?

[@spongy7426]

@@quantumblauthor7300 Like a mystery book where it’s you against the main character and your trying to figure out what’s real and what’s fake?

[@Poketom-ob1dl]

I love how it’s implied that while this is going on, Knuckles is actively doing stuff to help the civilians

[@roxonova4512]

Knuckles is the only one who does anything in this household

[@spidey5558]

@@roxonova4512 Knuckles is the only character who's retained his sanity.

[@bionicdragon5]

He's the only one actually doing anything, and it's all off-camera.

[@drago939393]

He's always thinking about the others. Ya know... The others...?

[@deviouscrackers]

"ARE ANY OF THE OTHERS HELPING THE CIVILIANS???"

[@Raiden-le7up]

Eggman: “ So you’re here to stop me from taking over the world.... and you’re threatening to destroy the planet?” Sonic: “You see how unreasonable you’re being?” Funniest moment of Sonic’s gaslighting

[@ryanm.8720]

It's also the second funniest 'No, you!' comeback, only topped by: *Dr. Hill:* "Gotta say, though, (I'm) mighty impressed..." *The Psycho:* "Nah, listen..." *Dr. Hill:* "No, you listen!"

[@nicoleflores2054]

i just imagined eggman having a wtf face after hearing that lmao

[@MJG-om3ih]

43:00

[@EmiliusReturns]

Alfred’s timing on “don’t you think I know…you fuck” was beautiful

[@cosmos0855]

Sonic points at shadow, Sonic points to the woods, Sonic points, to himself.

[@JordanJohnson-zu3ol]

I'll point at you also (Points to the sky)

[@breadsandwich4308]

@@JordanJohnson-zu3ol I'm not in the sky, dicknips.

[@JordanJohnson-zu3ol]

@@breadsandwich4308 knuckles: so dicknips, where are we going

[@jackbudi]

“Haha one” every time he points

[@weirdwaterboy8224]

I’m surprised no one made a faker joke when that happened

[@JMotion]

Jason: "alright, what's going on?" Also Jason: "I have this book of prophecies from *seven thousand years ago* and knew everything that was going to happen"

[@TheBonkleFox]

man just fucking gaslit everyone by pretending to be gaslit.

[@En-cw7cl]

I see gaslighting is the central theme for this story, huh These just keep getting weirder and weirder and I love it

[@sonataavalon6017]

Does it reveal the five masked figures identifies?!

[@ashikjaman1940]

@@sonataavalon6017 I think they're Knuckles, Tails, Eggman, General O, and human Sonic

[@michaelkindt3288]

@@ashikjaman1940-.-But General O was Silver The Hedgehog the whole time.

[@anthonyradford8605]

Everyone losing their shit at “How did you know I didn’t own an air fryer?!” “BECAUSE YOU JUST TOLD ME FOX BOY”

[@mrbanks456]

Where's that?

[@SparkyCas]

@@mrbanks456 16:54 should be part.

[@creditsunknown7974]

For all those who dont know, thats an actual Eggman line

[@JoshuaGomezMusic]

lmao all the sonic fans went bonkers

[@eteledhasanaxe]

I love how Shadow is so in character at 36:45 and just points at the bathtub while saying "go sit over there"

[@ryanm.8720]

The revelations of 'Ep. 2' makes the scene even better.

[@eteledhasanaxe]

@@ryanm.8720 lmao yeah-

[@elianwyn]

I love how Silver's robot friend Q-B is literally never brought up again after that initial conversation

[@infiniteoctopaw]

His friendship was artificial

[@ashikjaman1940]

He probably got killed by either the ultimate lifeform or Elise's dragon

[@liaminator4950]

Q-B died offscreen like all of silvers other friends

[@swampwench]

@@ashikjaman1940 NOOOOO

[@shrekharvey4175]

Q-B was an imaginary friend. Him being a robot was an allegory for Silver’s artificial look on friendship, due to being alone for most of his life (apart from Blaze the Cat) and what it means to get involved with friends

[@n0shades]

You’re laughing. Gerald Robotnik is dying of Alzheimer’s and seeing his dead father and you’re laughing.

[@banannah_h]

💀

[@AlinaAniretake]

Because Alzheimer is funny

[@buttpiratesbuttpirate5913]

"You think a crazed mass-murdering scientist having alzheimer's hallucinationsis funny?" "I do. And I'm tiredof pretending it's not." @AlinaAniretake

[@that_norwegian_nerd2003]

I am...and i'm tired of pretending it's not

[@AriaAsacura]

sonic getting to drop f-bombs while shadow gets "damn" and one "shit" is astounding

[@liquidred257]

to be fair: he questioned whether or not Sonic eats chili dogs. Man is passionate about his chili dogs.

[@AriaAsacura]

@@liquidred257 you are Absolutely right

[@lulashlyn728]

@@liquidred257 never ask A woman: her weight A man: his salary Sonic: if he’s ever had a chili dog

[@handlename88]

Well, if you think about it. Sonic is a teenager. and shadow is (mentally) an adult, Shadow is alot more mature than sonic and doesn't just drop f-bombs everywhere and besides, teenagers swear all the time.

[@AriaAsacura]

@@handlename88 is another sign of maturity making the teenager sit in the bathtub

[@laurinha2892]

1:03:20 Just a personal replay button for Tail's amazing "this is bullshit" line

[@danick00]

Thanks pal, you're a pal.

[@gummybeast6343]

I took a test today and this was on loop in my head every time I saw a question about shit we didn’t cover in class

[@jotarocujoh8702]

My GOD, the fact that Robbie laughed his ass off by that line Mar had was absolutely golden!

[@Page153]

@@gummybeast6343 LMAO

[@DR_L3G0]

me after the NFL playoffs

[@chalk9782]

37:51 “Do you have a favorite food?” “Yes. Chili Dogs.” “Have you ever had one?” *“Shadow, get the fuck out of my room”*

[@DCComicsGamer]

If that had just been something they improvised in a dub it would've been funny enough, but here it was so funny I had to pause because I couldn't breathe.

[@charlesbecker4632]

This seen broke me it was so funny

[@Jr837_]

Lol i had to rewind to see if that was actually in the script

[@themyofmy]

@@charlesbecker4632 seen

[@charlesbecker4632]

@@themyofmy Are you saying I misspelled that cause that's the same word I put? Also, I figured I misspelled it because I suck at spelling

[@nolanmissigman2727]

I’m gonna be honest, the plot of this AI-generated script isn’t far off from the ridiculousness of a lot of actual Sonic games. And with a little clean up, it could be a legitimate plot for one of the comics.

[@puppymaroon964]

I would be interested in a Sonic game with a plot like that.

[@nothinpurrsonal]

Just imagine giving this outline to Ken Penders

[@puppymaroon964]

@@nothinpurrsonal If that happens, I hope it gets made into a movie for critics on KZbin to rip on.

[@RoseCadenza]

To be honest, it's a lot more interesting of a story than a lot of the games.

[@ironicanimations]

I love the idea that they could actually do this and fix it up if they don’t have any ideas, cuz it can generate anything :D

[@whistlehead9876]

Of every character, EVERY CHARACTER the AI could have chosen for Knuckles’ list, it chooses a steam locomotive from a Welsh children’s series from the 1970s and Big the Cat… twice

[@friendbreakfast]

nah, one is Big the Cat and the other is Big the Cat is a character from Sonic Adventure. totally different characters

[@Lucifersfursona]

The ultimate team

[@thenumber102k]

Espio the chameleon is from the comics.

[@Thecuregalore94]

Ivor the Engine had me weeping, came out of fucking nowhere.

[@ashikjaman1940]

@@brolytriplethreat Does he date Knuckles?

[@DeltaBlazin]

Elise is genuinely a much more interesting character here lmao

[@DeltaBlazin]

"I don't want to run anymore." Is a whole paraphrase of Sonic telling her to keep on running, despite what Elise did out of vengeance, she's been through so much, losing everyone, blinded by hatred.

[@tacticaldroid5975]

I mostly didn’t care for Elise in this but when she said the STEROIDS STEROIDS DOES WHATEVER A SPIDER CAN I just rolled but then she said I don’t want to run anymore was pretty good but then part 2 came out

[@Defnotdiablo]

​@@tacticaldroid5975 this killed me it's just so bizarre and out of nowhere it's impossible to not lose your shit and I legit hurt my chest because I had to hold in my laughter cus I have very thin walls and very grouchy neighbors

[@Blanktester685]

said no one ever.

[@allergy3659]

no they said it here@@Blanktester685

[@WonderVis97]

"Is ANYONE in the city helping the others?" is exactly a line from everyone's D&D campaigns

[@Wurmland]

THAT’S why I like it so much!!

[@Silverwind87]

What is Vicious Mockery if not weaponized gaslighting?

[@jackthorton10]

I prefer, to call it, languishing the DM for his crime’s for the laughs

[@evankeller3579]

This was too good

[@rogercameron6912]

....yeah. Many Deadlands campaigns.

[@NocturnalDecay]

I love how Shadow being a king and Silver having a robot friend are never brought up again after they're first mentioned. It's like the opposite of Chekhov's Gun.

[@doppelRUSH]

Chekhov’s Dud?

[@darkmodeenjoyer3367]

It even funny if silver in the final battle Says "I am not gonna win but he can" And then his robot friend burst through the wall

[@leoperd3487]

Chekhov’s fancy decorations

[@thewizarddave2025]

nuG s’vohkehC

[@akish302]

Chekhov’s Super Soaker

[@shadowsnake94]

"Elise is evil and has red eyes and is into Shadow now" is the EXACT thing you'd find out of fanfic circa 2007-2008

[@furballisticfinn6881]

people probably still make stuff like that in other fandoms

[@FarrahKeks]

People on Wattpad can confirm that what the person above me says

[@Chillipeffer]

elise.exe

[@cottagecre]

@@FarrahKeks exactly

[@Silverwind87]

Twilight but with Sonic characters

[@cradleofchaos4923]

The best part of this is that sometimes it's got unironically really good scenic environmental descriptive character writing with costumes and panning and the there's the dialogue coming in with shit like "hey dad" "yes dad" " I've got a mission for you dad" " what is it dad?" **Abruptly cuts to the next scene** and "Sonc chuckles"

[@exist4046]

"steroids, steroids, does whatever a spider can" also takes the cake.

[@arrontheprotogen9276]

Timestamp pls??? For “sonc chuckles”

[@SCA_Studios]

@@arrontheprotogen9276 12:08

[@FauxGemini]

Alfred's reaction after the random camera change at 21:25 always gets me too. "I have an important mission for you--" *The camera cuts to an outside view of the entire room.* "What?! WHY?" I didn't even notice that the first few times but the absolutely unnecessary cut combined with his complete bewilderment is iconic.

[@firestriker3580]

No

[@Hutch2Much]

Knuckles suddenly appearing at 35:03 followed by Chase’s INCREDIBLE improv “unlike you, Sonic, i have been with Amy all night” SENT me

[@herpesinflammation]

This was my first time hearing Chase as Knuckles and now I want him voicing the character in EVERYTHING.

[@fredericksmith7942]

Knuckles is Amy’s actually supportive friend.

[@edoardobrunomazzitelli717]

I swear Chase is the best dubber

[@that2amvagueexistentialdread]

I'll never get over Robby (?) demanding with increasing intensity, "Where'd you come from? Where were you?! HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?!? *WHERE DID YOU COME FROM????!!*"

[@plokland]

actual tails gets trolled moment

[@deltahalo241]

I love that sudden flip of Sonic deciding that _he_ could destroy the World

[@JargonMadjin]

I instantly thought of that Vision meme

[@Éclat-Shadelai]

Actually gave me some sonic.exe vibes

[@jaydenlenzy3487]

@@JargonMadjin Sonic: “Maybe I’m a villain.”

[@JargonMadjin]

@@jaydenlenzy3487 In this timeline we got Sonic Heroes, in another timeline we got Sonic Villains

[@LilBlueOnk]

"I'm not gonna let you destroy the world! But, I mean... someone has to.

[@telekitnetic3517]

"It was never my home... and I don't think it was ever yours, either." is such a raw as hell line that has haunted me ever since the premiere, and I can't believe it came from an AI generated sonic fan film script

[@FlatlandsSurvivor]

Ai Dungeon goes hard sometimes.

[@Vivigreeny25]

Ikr?? Some of those lines where like, surprisingly raw

[@vaughnrudy8084]

When did they say that?

[@telekitnetic3517]

@@vaughnrudy8084 1:01:20

[@nothinpurrsonal]

This script honestly goes hard in general

[@chase1556]

“They see a black hedgehog with green eyes on his hands and knees.” I visualized green eyes on the palms of his hands and his kneecaps That was quite an image

[@coyotix]

and now i have to draw that

[@RageMagikarp]

glad I'm not the only one who thought that

[@c0zmozys]

im juzt imagining that the eyez r juzt pattern thingz

[@Not_Alanius]

​@@coyotixOK but did you actually

[@coyotix]

@@Not_Alanius i completely forgot to thanks for reminding me lmao i've been having art block

[@Pogbirb]

Gerald: Why would i destroy the city?! I live there. To be honest he brings up a solid argument

[@Kyezoar]

Lines like that just make me die. Like it's such a good point and funny at the same time.

[@mr.l3992]

Yo, Gerald just pulled an Abridged Krillian.

[@OhNoBohNo]

has "because I'm one of the idiots that LIVES THERE" energy from Guardians of the Galaxy

[@KiiBon]

1:06:19 the delivery of the line just makes it 10 times better

[@thatboyakira4202]

@@OhNoBohNo thanks for reminding me of such nice scene

[@theladoflads7884]

I feel like everyone is acknowledging how Knuckles appears out of nowhere, but nobody's pointing out how he disappears at will as well

[@nxdiaz5916]

Knuckles is Batman confirmed

[@isavenewspapers8890]

What if he doesn’t

[@nxdiaz5916]

@@isavenewspapers8890 What, are you saying that Knuckles is some sort of omnipresent being in this storyline?

[@ashikjaman1940]

@@nxdiaz5916 yes

[@toontastic5]

Knuckles is actually Sans

[@AlinaAniretake]

I love how the person, who gave us "Pissing on the moon announcement" were not able to read "we did it! We saved the city" from first take, because of how absurd it sounds

[@johniidear9857]

Being completely fair to Alfred, he got two tries on that scene.

[@dappershinx9234]

This is basically what canonically happened in SA1

[@AlinaAniretake]

@@dappershinx9234 to be fair - what Eggman have to do with saving the city? Blasting Chaos with Failure, and then loosing Egg Career which resulted in Causing even more destruction? Great help Eggman.

[@dappershinx9234]

@MidNight Rules touch grass

[@AlinaAniretake]

@MidNight Rules I prefer to be careful, ok?

[@justtrash8796]

I’m only 0:19 seconds in and I think “WHERE THE FUCK AM I PENNY!? “ is probably the best thing I’ve heard in so long

[@Anon.279]

“GOD FUCKING DAMMIT PENNY WHERE THE FUCK ARE WE?!”

[@marancia]

@@Anon.279 deltarune reference

[@petrikhorr]

please let us out of the basement, it's been long enough already

[@flashergoldpower15]

Really good one right there

[@nyrotike8153]

The palpable fear in Red's voice when they realized what they were about to say was the best part of the episode

[@ashikjaman1940]

It was completely justified

[@fosterdawson7339]

@@ashikjaman1940 sus-tified

[@princeofddr]

@@fosterdawson7339 Primal get the fuck out of my room

[@mysticmemer4887]

Amogus DING DING DING DING DING DING DING. DING DING DING.

[@harry4716]

My favorite bit was people reading ahead and trying not to laugh.

[@stardmg]

Sonc's first line in the SA2 dub: "I'm gonna kill all of you!" Guys, I think he really meant what he said

[@sarinabina5487]

the continuity is all coming together

[@sleepyciderr7987]

Oh God... The prophecy is being fulfilled!! It was there from the start and we never realized!! Fools! We're all fools!

[@dudein9785]

Who's Sonc 😭

[@stardmg]

@@dudein9785 Sonc is a guy who chuckles

[@sarinabina5487]

@@sleepyciderr7987 master foreshadowing!

[@ethericcactus]

some favorite parts: - knuckles being omnipresent - shadow pulling out a fucking gun out of nowhere to shoot the dragon - sonic’s depression arc being fully realized into a villain arc - they werent on earth the ENTIRE time - tails: this is BULLSHIT - *large* - gerald: yes dad? - THE ENDING,,,,,?????

[@darickcastle5371]

It was very good at all parts, but the further it went the more wild it got, in a good way

[@sarinabina5487]

- “Shadow, get the fuck out of my room.”

[@SparkyCas]

Idk, to me shadow pulling out a gun seems pretty accurate.

[@fricketyfracktraintrack]

@Maximal Red's pronouns are they/them btw

[@pimposki6232]

_"we did it, we saved our city"_ has big _"all's well that ends well" "THE CITY'S BEEN FUCKING DESTROYED!!"_ energy

[@toddelmsworth640]

In the words of Alfred “This town is *DOOMED”* 56:01

[@BBTMS]

1:05:14 Red: "We're in grave dan-" **panicks at the next line** "No- no!"

[@thelivingglitch1371]

I’d panic too.

[@quantumblauthor7300]

Sussed withinours

[@LowIntSpecimen]

red's name just enhances the moment

[@DisasterEnby]

I love how everyone just fucking _explodes_ the second Red hesitates

[@Nirual86]

"*sigh* The Killer is [AMONGUS]"

[@Bazzarspider123]

Shadow seeing the dragon get decimated by the crashing monster, then proceeding to pull out a pistol for the first time in the script and popping two caps in its already destroyed head is so fucking hilarious to me. I want Shadow to shoot things in fear that they're gonna come back to life , it happens so much in cannon.

[@vyxxer]

And it has to be things that are like already super dead too. Someone got Resident Evil laser hallwayed? Double tap that pile of chunks.

[@Actiondanny]

The best part of that to me is that it's probably the most in-character action Shadow took in the whole script. Has anyone here even seen Shadow the Hedgehog? That motherfucker LOVES pooping caps.

[@thisisasupersayin376]

@@Actiondanny Edit the comment if you want, but I will immortalize the fact that your comment said "That motherfucker LOVES pooping caps."

[@nadamada8328]

@@thisisasupersayin376 you've done a great service for all of us

[@QuokkaWaka]

Sonic's arc is actually pretty wild in this. At the start he feels depressed, he feels as though he failed as a hero, but he puts on a mask for a good portion of the episode pretending to be alright. However, the fact that he was breaking became clear in his change in behaviour (when he gaslighted Amy for example), which Shadow noticed. Shadow concluded that he must be under the control of the malicious Elise he encountered, but when he reached out his hand to help Sonic denied it. Upon confronting Eggman, Sonic saw an opportunity. Sonic wanted to join forces with Eggman and become a villain, no heroic responsibilities or crushing expectations, only to be turned down because Eggman saw how he lost his way. When Eggman helped him realise that, and refused any offer he made, he didn't just go back to normal. He did however decide to take on the Ultinate Lifeform and save the people of the world, even if his heart wasn't in it, because deep down he was still a good person. Finally, in the end Sonic sacrificed himself to save everyone, finally getting some well-deserved rest and cementing himself as a hero. Oh and then he turned into a human or sum idk

[@joshuatavares326]

This is probably one of the greatest character arcs in the history of character arcs, and it amazes me that an AI wrote it.

[@DLxxx]

I just realized, the reason Sonic had depression at the beggining was cause he failed to stop some catastrophe (likely to do with the the intro featuring Eggman), and couldn't keep his promise to Elise. Which he ACTUALLY explains when they sit down at the campfire 😆 It essentially goes, the city was in danger and Sonic wanted to go help, but Elise (likely worried for his safety) made him promise not to leave the Hotel, which he agreed to. But his sense of heroism compelled him to leave anyway, and both he and Shadow worked together to stop the threat. But unfortunately, also caused serious collateral damage, which he felt extremely guilty for (according the beggining of the story, the "planet" was dying as a result of this encounter, meaning the "hole in the world" that he, Tails, and Knuckles visited was likely part of the collateral damage he was talking about at the campfire). Pick up the next morning with Sonic brushing his teeth and ruminating on what happened recently, and the story starts from there. Sonic asks Tails and Knuckles if they heard about the hole in the world, and Knuckles says he did. In fact, he's confused Sonic hadn't heard about it yet (little did he know, Sonic was partly to blame for the mess). Tails then says that he hadn't heard about it till now, but he DID see Sonic's face on the newspaper this morning. Sonic confirms this, and jokes that he was named the city's "greatest hero" (likely due to saving it from the robot horde yesterday), but it's clear he's overexagerrating. The way he says it was "just for the headline", makes it clear that not everyone saw him as a hero after causing so much damage, but even so, he managed to sweep talking about what actually happened under the rug until later..

[@joshuatavares326]

@@DLxxx The plot thickens

[@allisonstarr6074]

Just commenting because this is some great analysis!

[@ultimamage3]

What if him joining forces with Eggman to escape his heroic responsibilities was so meta that he escaped his "responsibility" of being a HEDGEHOG?

[@dootdoodle569]

52:35 This moment where Penny, with her perfect voice and articulation, says “I’ve never even been to Oovoo Javer” is slept on

[@Rachel-xu7jj]

EXACTLY I LAUGHED SO HARD

[@ludiich3279]

her?

[@dootdoodle569]

@@ludiich3279 yeah? Penny's a girl

[@Davidpoland2005]

​@@ludiich3279she just has a really good voice

[@ludiich3279]

@@dootdoodle569 She has a guy voice lol

[@cheesydelphox1552]

Why is nobody addressing the fact that Sonic just fucking threw away the toothbrush after using it

[@williamgeorge3111]

Could be a disposable toothbrush.

[@chillycoldchomper9389]

@@williamgeorge3111 thats a thing?

[@williamgeorge3111]

@@chillycoldchomper9389 What do you think they do with toothbrushes in stuff like hotels?

[@chillycoldchomper9389]

@@williamgeorge3111 hotels have toothbrushes!?

[@williamgeorge3111]

@@chillycoldchomper9389 Not always, but sometimes. For those occasions they're not gonna re-use the same toothbrush. That's 14 flavors of health code violations.

[@Vivigreeny25]

The sudden shift from Silver telling Shadow he’ll die fighting beside him, to fucking “Steroids, steroids! Does whatever a spider can!” KILLED me

[@fricketyfracktraintrack]

I've listened to this actively and passively on and off for the last few days, and I _still_ get taken the fuck out by "STE-ERIODS, STE-ERIODS" EVERY gotdamn time. I'm always just like ????

[@Nirual86]

@@fricketyfracktraintrack AI Dungeon borrowed the Weed Crystal from E-123 Omega

[@pacifistminigun3987]

@@Nirual86 that'd explain it

[@ianguthrie3607]

www seewowee

[@acetrainer44]

The fact that the AI makes Eggman sound kinda like Alfred’s interpretation makes it so much funnier. And everyone’s laughter breaking character made this reading so much better to watch

[@DJFrimFram]

some of the eggman parts feels like that they're from the fandubs, and i love it

[@auggieheart]

i am the 700th like of this comment yes i have ruined the 699 likes

[@yeetthegargantuanleviathan6216]

@@DJFrimFram Its like if when he said he was going to piss on the earth it actually happened instead of destroying the moon

[@quantumblauthor7300]

Some of its samples probably were based on the fandubs, or possibly even just transcriptions of the fandub dialogue.

[@thisisasupersayin376]

"Shadow, you've commited the most heinous of crimes, you've stolen my doctor's research. Return it at once or face the concequences." "Did you?" "OF COURSE HE DID THE EVIDENCE IS RIGHT THERE"

[@riccardopelino]

41:40 Alfred's reaction at this is criminally underrated

[@clankypick8178]

"The mysterious man is revealed to be none other than... SONIC. No longer a hedgehog, but a human being." That's probably the most cursed sentence I've ever heard from something Sonic related and that's REALLY saying something!

[@pacifistminigun3987]

sounds like something you'd see on DeviantArt

[@Mettyspaghetti]

@@pacifistminigun3987 it probably is somewhere

[@Sharkamfss]

The way he's prophecized makes it sound like he's actually Jesus when human. And that's something you can find in deviant art.

[@Pausedmygametbh]

Time stamp?

[@ashikjaman1940]

I have no idea why but this description makes me visualize the original Sonic design in the live action movie but with a longer, furless body and very human hands.

[@arvo2036]

red's despair upon seeing "among us" in their line is fucking hilarious Edit: I wasn't aware of Red being non-binary after coming back 2 months later. My bad y'all massive oof.

[@isavenewspapers8890]

"his line" as in Silver's line, obviously.

[@trevorparker6400]

Red's a dude?

[@isavenewspapers8890]

@@trevorparker6400 NB actually

[@trevorparker6400]

@@isavenewspapers8890 NB?

[@isavenewspapers8890]

@@trevorparker6400 Non-binary

[@usernamesarelame5334]

Alfred is really quiet so it feels/sounds like hes just like 30 feet away, just watching and commenting from a distance

[@XavierTheNeonTiger]

So hard to hear him with the music added to it :(

[@spoof8765]

Penny says she’ll fix it in the next episode!

[@phantomasriel8348]

Like any sane man he's far away from this nonsense

[@TheKyubiisaan]

It adds lore.

[@WhatIsMyLif3]

Penny said that she thought the audio was good but it seems to be an audio issue and it won't be in episode 2 hopefully.

[@billyharris2794]

The twist of Silver being Shadow all along weirdly makes this episode make more sense retroactively.

[@billyharris2794]

Oh, and Elise accusing Shadow of invading and destroying her city!

[@DarkLink1996.]

The scene with two Shadows definitely makes more sense.

[@unrealisticexpectation]

"how did you know i didn't own an air fryer" "BECAUSE YOU JUST TOLD ME FOX BOY" absolutely hilarious, this entire thing is hilarious, great job guys!

[@Formula_Zero_EX]

16:54

[@InkSpeltPropaganda]

Salutations, fellow Ena

[@unrealisticexpectation]

@@InkSpeltPropaganda salutations!

[@brotagmcballer3411]

“True, but that’s not why I’m here. I came to offer you a chance at real victory.” Such a raw fucking line from an AI.

[@sarinabina5487]

ikr. same with the entire Shadow and Elise convo abt going home

[@jordanwarner1352]

Timestamp plz

[@jordanwarner1352]

@@TorrentialStardust thx

[@cryandruboneout7133]

I did get a line from my own story that was "Well, you know what they say. Fate favors the bold." "They also say that fortune smiles upon fools."

[@DLxxx]

@@cryandruboneout7133 Damn.. AI sure can come up with some powerful lines, even with the silly context, lol.

[@Sonjamsn40]

37:52 "Do you have a favorite food?" "Yes. Chili dogs." "Have you ever had one?" "Shadow get the fuck out of my room"

[@kholtonthebarbarian2590]

I love how the ai REALLY makes shadow sound like a deranged conspiracy theorist at that part, even though the narrative shows both before and after that scene that he’s right.

[@GZilla311]

@@kholtonthebarbarian2590 He's like Jor-El. Nobody listens to him but he's been right all along.

[@chaircheck2424]

You think that's AIR you're breathing?

[@thisisasupersayin376]

@@chaircheck2424 Same vibes as kzbin.info/www/bejne/b4qun6uPgt6fb9U

[@chaircheck2424]

@@thisisasupersayin376 I was thinking like kzbin.info/www/bejne/jYmZppuLZbSLlcU

[@cyber-flight]

Ryan's "OH GOD" at 30:22, realizing he now has to voice 2 Shadows in conversation with one another, is such a VA mood lmao Also, the muffled "WHERE ARE WE??" at 1:02:23 is KILLING ME because you can tell they have their head in their hands

[@raptorneon4919]

Do they address the second shadow?

[@Lumegrin]

@@raptorneon4919 we don't talk about the second shadow

[@danyfirerloveluck5548]

@@raptorneon4919idk I’m assuming the second shadow is silver since he dosent appear in that scene even tho he was whit them in the previous scene. Plus the fact that now we know silver is actually shadow

[@channelspectator9661]

I just love how Ivor the engine, an inanimate Welsh steam train with literally nothing special about him, is on the list of heroes that could stop the calamity

[@awesomeperrymexd7180]

Googled to enhance the crazy: Ivor is sentient, but can only talk through whistles... which I guess is Ivor's 'power'. Besides that, Ivor's just a regular 4-wheeled work locomotive that runs on rails. But apparently Ivor hatched an egg of a PEACEFUL dragon family, so I guess Knuckles heard that and went: "Ah yes, a superhero we need." XD

[@imhappy7632]

@@awesomeperrymexd7180 do you mean he gave birth to the egg or just helped hatch it

[@awesomeperrymexd7180]

@@imhappy7632 Lmao 'gave birth'. Nah, I wish; sources say it needed extreme heat to hatch, so Ivor told his driver to put it in his firebox.

[@glitchmaster2672]

WAIT HE’S REAL?

[@silentstormshadow2755]

The more I read this thread, the more insane I feel

[@gettergee1817]

1:01:24 "It was never my home. I don't think it was ever yours either. It was a place we passed the time." Such a good line to come out of this absolute feature-length shitpost I love it

[@Mr_Original]

Honestly yeah, that was a surprisingly deep line for an AI, now that you mention it.

[@lvlHive]

I mean technically it was also true, She said her home was destroyed, and Shadow keeps telling people that he has never been to any of these cities before.

[@dilbertbilbertcrabbert1868]

@@Mr_Original From the character who also shouted “STEROIDS! STEROIDS! DOES WHATEVER A SPIDER CAN!” 51:05

[@nicoleflores2054]

an Al wrote this, i repeat, an Al wrote this.

[@reigndoesthings]

It actually sounds like something Maria could've said before she died. It'd also actually make sense since they were on the ARK

[@Slimurgical]

It kills me that Alfred sounds so quiet, i dunno why but he's so much funnier because I'm picturing Eggman being 1/4th the normal size, but his voice is just quieter, not smaller.

[@MamaTrixxieAsmr]

I like to imagine he'd just standing like, a ridiculous distance away

[@anarkxi]

not just that but he has like a pair of binoculars or something and at least one person in the convo has a wire microphone taped to their chest so eggman can hear

[@Miles_Phantasmagoria]

I like to imagine him on his little helicopter egg, thirty feet up & refusing to come down for whatever reason

[@Miles_Phantasmagoria]

@@anarkxi omg yea like a little pair of opera glasses

[@highlighterjelly]

@@MamaTrixxieAsmr the entirety of Sonic Forces, but Eggman is a 500 feet away

[@shiffpup2529]

1:05:16 The genuine anguish upon seeing the phrase "among us" always gets me.

[@joliealbury6936]

I was low-key unironically invested in the story but then Gerald called his son "Dad" and everything just went off the rails from then on.

[@reallyradrabbit]

I still am very much invested honestly, the story is both funny and interesting 😭

[@thelovelybunny9012]

Well you see Eggman went back in time and became his own grandfather. That's why both of them are each others fathers, it makes sense if you don't think about it.

[@TopHattedCoder]

@@thelovelybunny9012 Futurama already did it

[@robertwyatt3912]

@@thelovelybunny9012 they are actually the same person. Gerald is just eggman further along in his life.

[@alansmithee419]

@@robertwyatt3912 Wait, so is eggman just a being stuck in a causal loop, with no real parents? He just exists as a bootstrap paradox, his older self always going back to act as his own father in the past.

[@holoace07]

Elise got tired of people hating ‘06 so she just decided to level a city with a dragon

[@JaackMilk]

Just happens sometimes y'know

[@thomaspurol9322]

She’s the main reason people hate it

[@sure-peaks3442]

Fantastic character evolution tbh

[@coreworldbazti1561]

@@thomaspurol9322 I think it might be more about how the game doesn't work

[@TheOneWhoHasABadName]

while singing about steroids doing whatever a spider can not sure what she was prescribed, but it’s probably not steroids

[@sirfurbingtonthe23rd4]

The loud cheering when everyone found out that the AI wrote "Don't you think I know that, you fuck?" gave me so much life.

[@Mr_Original]

And when the AI had Silver say "It's no use." I cheered so hard.

[@nicoleflores2054]

i straight up lost at that part lmao

[@nicoleflores2054]

@@Mr_Original it was definitely not a coincidence

[@Mr_Original]

@@nicoleflores2054 Couldn't have been

[@nicoleflores2054]

@@Mr_Original truth, truth

[@pinkcupcake4717]

1:02:26 That muffled "WHERE ARE WE?!" sends me every time. It's so sincere in terror and confusion.

[@Vulnresati]

Silver wasn't repulsed that Shadow was referring to his friend being female, he was repulsed that Shadow assumed his friend was organic

[@nqnt4161]

The absolute TERROR in Red's voice when they read Silver's line at 1:05:14 followed by the complete pandemonium from everyone else in the call is just about the most priceless thing I've heard in YEARS.

[@Jumping_Electric]

The fact they were forced to say the line gets me the most

[@maxattack.]

*Say the line, Red.*

[@Filipokerface]

*SAY THE LINE*

[@nicoleflores2054]

*S A Y T H E L I N E , R E D*

[@kiricappuchin]

“We’re in grave dang…no, *NO!”*

[@bigfudge2031]

"Steroids, steroids, does whatever a spider can" That is so ridiculous only an AI could have come up with that.

[@fantasyshadows3207]

Elise is an AI

[@Not_Rachel]

I had to send a screen shot of it to my friends

[@Exclusivesadblues]

WHAT IF SPIDER-MAN WAS STEROIDS BLEGH ?!?!?

[@Corcupix]

51:04

[@axl256gamesx7]

I can be more ridiculous I seek the true religion, i follow lord kebab that will save us by taking out our hair making smoothies with it and then turn our feet into dancing cactus

[@MetaBro]

56:59 I love when AI Dungeon is actually making a thing happen rather then “Let’s get going!” It’s actually pretty cool

[@PeashooterSCP-TMK]

Shadow: I can't imagine being friends with a robot Also Shadow: *is friends with Omega, a robot* Also I fucking love how Knuckles is omnipresent lmao

[@umbreonhyperdream]

Wasn't Shadow also lowkey friends with Metal Sonic at some point?

[@cameroncerny1577]

Sonic rivals 2, I think

[@lade1rex]

"Steroids, Steroids, does whatever a spider can!" I actually spittake, that was just out of nowhere and caught me off guard

[@hiimemily]

That line almost made me pass out from laughing. Not the first time that's happened when watching RTFD.

[@VueiyVisarelli]

I'm dying, send help!😂🤣😆😫

[@VueiyVisarelli]

Wait...what if "Steroids" is the _dragon's_ name...?!

[@Actiondanny]

This is what kissing a hedgehog does to your brain. Bestiality. Not even once.

[@Hollyclown]

She sang while in a straight jacket.

[@vigilantsycamore8750]

I like how Knuckles' list implied that either 1. Knuckles is aware of the Fourth Wall, and/or 2. The Sonic Adventure games and Sonic Comics exist in-universe, and somehow the characters from those can help them fix the hole in the planet

[@guyofminimalimportance7]

He's clarifying which characters are DLC with no plot significance.

[@kestrel7493]

At one point in one of their dubs Knuckles did refer to the audience, so aware of the fourth wall is my headcanon

[@Ertto54]

The way at 55:19 Alfred asks “You Fuck?” Makes it 1000 times better

[@nicodemusedwards6931]

Honestly the Chili Dog Question does bring up a bizarre existential dread and horror. Something being an integral part of your identity... yet you have never experienced it, and cannot recall why it is important to you.

[@darkmodeenjoyer3367]

Now that is a meta dread because the joke make sense If you think about why does the story need this sonic to eat chili dogs. The story needs sonic move along, so eating a chili dog is not nessery So when shadow question that sonic breaks character for second relizes the horror of the truth.

[@masquadorimasquerade8282]

He seemed so defensive too

[@AlinaAniretake]

are you trying to girlboss me?

[@thevioletskull8158]

@@darkmodeenjoyer3367 but he has eat it before

[@JohnSmith-ox3gy]

@@thevioletskull8158 How do you know that wasn't a fake memory because the world was created the last tuesday?

[@slendveny7191]

I appreciate how Sonic is out here gaslighting everyone, but Eggman just wasn't having his bullshit.

[@missycat7598]

“Why would I destroy the city, I lived there” Has the same energy as “I would never say that about Obama, he’s a great figure to the American people”

[@melvinlovesyou_]

"Obama is a strong figure to the america, i would never say such a thing"

[@Scrunkles]

@@melvinlovesyou_ Exactly what I was thinking

[@sibel6509]

The way he says it 🤣 1:06:20

[@galladegamerletsplays]

WHY DOES TAILS HAVE THE FUCKING _WEED_

[@cheer90099]

Knuckles randomly stepping in from the background to be the Only Reasonable Person is so on point

[@Waluiginumberone]

“Is ANYONE in the city helping the others?!”

[@littlewolf5136]

It feels like each character had permission to swear exactly once

[@AlinaAniretake]

Pg Rating, what can I say

[@hive2444]

Except Sonic

[@alwaysawesome216]

@@hive2444 nah he said 37:58

[@nopeleader2137]

@@alwaysawesome216 except sonic because sonic swears 2 times (57:34)

[@alwaysawesome216]

@@nopeleader2137 oooh i see

[@jayindisarray]

This wasn’t an emotional roller coaster, it was an emotional fucking theme park

[@Ailun__]

“Is it a girl?” Silver looks at shadow with a mix of repulsion and confusion I think I pulled a muscle laughing so hard, between the semi-jealous sounding Shadow to Silver being repulsed at the thought of having a girl friend BTW: In future episodes, it might be a bit helpful to zoom in the pdf so it fills the screen, that way we can read along.

[@jonathanhowells7864]

I'm glad I'm not the only one who found that hard to read

[@flask223]

Yeah I fully couldn’t read the script

[@jordankiepanimations5291]

I could read it just fine?

[@overqwilgaming6614]

@@jordankiepanimations5291 And we can’t

[@tearlach47]

@@jordankiepanimations5291 I'm guessing it's harder to read on a mobile device than a computer screen or TV.

[@jademonass2954]

37:43 "when was the last time you got a haircut" "im a hedgehog, thats just how we look" literally the most underrated line

[@JargonMadjin]

I feel like the fandubs just have their own lore, like how Gerald is Eggman's father instead of his grandfather, just skip a generation, no one will notice, haha (Maybe Ivo never knew his real dad and Gerald is a surrogate father figure, which kind of sounds wholesome in a way) I also love how the video is basically "Did the AI write that?" "Yes" *celebrates vigorously*

[@spongy7426]

Isn’t Robotnik Geralds father now?

[@JargonMadjin]

@@spongy7426 In the Sonic canon it's his grandfather, in the fandub canon it's his father. I just figured you could work in both canons and make him a surrogate father figure. Like how the Sonic movie actually gave us some insight into Ivo's past with lines like "Rub that in my orphan face" So maybe Ivo never knew his parents and Gerald was his father figure? I know this is mixing canons but it kind of works

[@hershelroswell]

@@JargonMadjin making a delicious nutritious canon smoothie... i like it

[@caiosoares2834]

And don't forget about the random scene where Gerald talks to his father who happens to be named Robotnik which implies Eggman and Robotnik as two different characters.

[@Soufriere84]

@@caiosoares2834 Which in the old comics they are! The AI knew this. Mind = blown.

[@StephyTheYTber]

The most common sensical line in the script, delivered by clinically insane scientist Gerald Robotnik; "Why would I destroy the city?? I LIVE HERE!!!" I'm fucking dying

[@tom_k_cook]

"I'm a mad scientist, I couldn't be any further from an idiot than that."

[@masquadorimasquerade8282]

I think the line "Is no one helping the others??" is pretty sane

[@stevethebarbarian9876]

@@masquadorimasquerade8282 Everything Knuckles says is shockingly coherent

[@ed9841]

1:05:14 The terror in red's voice at the sight of that line. Absolute masterpiece.

[@ZackarySchejbalCODBO2RGM2]

May I offer you some Skooma in these trying of times?

[@benadrylcucumbersnatch9401]

"SAY THE LINE" "SAY THE LINE" "SAY THE LINE, RED"

[@Tiffany-jw5tj]

@@benadrylcucumbersnatch9401 *EVERYBODY SHUT UP!* Red.. You *HAVE* to sell this.

[@MangoRiko]

@@Tiffany-jw5tj oh my god there's so much pressure....

[@justanormalguy5496]

@@MangoRiko I believe in you red!

[@localmenace3043]

Some of my personal favorites: 7:27 Eggman taking over the world, again 12:10 - Sonc 16:22 - Clearly you don’t own an air fryer. 17:24 - (Tim Allen noises) 19:16 - My ultimate creation, a fucked-up snake 19:57 - I told you to call me _Daddy_ 20:37 - Shadow the scalie 20:49 - Shadow the crystal gem 22:59 - Gerald Sees Dead People 26:19 - Everyone gaslights Knuckles 26:49 - Silver? _Dripless_ 30:03 - “It’s no use!” 35:11 - Unlike you, I HAVE been with Amy all night 35:45 - “She’s not a morning person.” 36:18 - Try some shit, you’ll catch these hands. 36:24-40:54 - The BEST scene ever written. 41:20 - Interior: crocodile, alligator 41:44 - How the fuck did you get in here? 42:57 - Gaslight gatekeep girlboss 49:10 - Say the line, Silver! 51:04 - Elise is on drugs now I guess 52:40 - Jason King slander 52:55 - Eggman sucks at disguises 53:25 - We did it King! We saved the city! 55:19 - Eggman says fuck 57:39 - “C’mon you fucker” - Sonic 59:00 - Wait! Elise! 59:34 - Shadow says shit 59:50 - The Ultimate Lifeform kills Elise’s dragon 1:00:08 - Shadow has a gun?! 1:01:22 - The biggest plot twist of the century 1:02:27 - I AM ALL I AM 1:03:20 - “This is BULLSHIT!” 1:04:02 - Amy learns how to gaslight 1:05:14 - Say the line, Red! 1:07:29 - Sonic is alive?!

[@duxartoria3392]

Wysi

[@KSalad]

Thank you kind soul, bless you.

[@goatcat2737]

thank you so much

[@BlustreakG]

26:13 Knuckles: "Is anyone here helping the others?" I was dying at this point

[@catbot6037]

High quality line there

[@Spudtron98]

Knuckles is the only sane man in this.

[@guyofminimalimportance7]

The Ai acknowledging it's characters have no reason to just be sitting there doing nothing.

[@anarkxi]

if youre dying theres a red echidna i know who'd love to help you

[@Internetgirl10]

Omg hi bluestreak!!! I watched your FNAF sister location things I can't believe you watched this video 2 years ago

[@quagstar]

This was all hilarious, but "Steroids, Steroids, does whatever a spider can!" at 51:04 actually left me in tears

[@gayahhbihh]

I CAN'T BREATHE OMG-

[@knifewife4390]

I JUST WATCHED THIS I GENUINELY HAD TO PAUSE IT TO FUCKING WHEEZE FOR A MINUTE

[@thetruephant0mvods109]

I was already laughing a lot but that part had me CRYING, so fucking funny

[@jonathanhowells7864]

Elise is mentally insane when she is super high

[@SupraShade]

I READ THIS RIGHT AS IT HAPPENED LMFAO

[@R04D3X]

the funniest part is that Gerald is Eggman's grandad, not dad. so they're just both calling eachother that for no reason

[@AlinaAniretake]

To be fair - Stan is also not an Uncle for Dipper and Mayble, but they still called him Uncle, instead of GrandUncle, so I guess here is the same)

[@LesbianJew]

@@AlinaAniretake …am i misremembering the show? Don’t they call him Gruncle? As in the mashup between the words Great and Uncle, so Great Uncle?

[@Aisubun]

It's funny because I am almost certain which lines are Penny desperately trying to get the narrative back on track. For example, I think Sonic's denial of "you know how we talk about things and analyze them to find the truth about them" was probably Penny trying to avoid a tangent

[@NeatNat]

The funniest part for me is the fact that this is ALMOST well written. Like it's actually engaging at points and then they mention that Sonic has a second head. _Timestamp: __20:12_

[@SkyGleam7]

Unfortunately Sonic has not grown a second brain.

[@harry7476]

@@SkyGleam7 He doesn’t even have a first one

[@mynewaccount2604]

@@colbyboucher6391 Colby get the fuck out of my room

[@ProjectEchoshadow]

@@colbyboucher6391 that’s how I write too Wait AM I AN AI!?!

[@sarinabina5487]

the "Sonic becomes the villain" part was unironically amazing