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Jason Brant

Jason Brant

7 ай бұрын

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@dennishutchins
@dennishutchins 7 ай бұрын
Important note to anyone who has found this channel recently and is going through the backlog of videos: Do NOT skip over the Seagal reactions and "save them for later"... you'll be left with watching them all back to back and it -may- will affect your mental state in a negative manner.
@Bayentethene
@Bayentethene 7 ай бұрын
I actually watched them all first, THEN started watching the others. I'm not sure what that says about me.
@Nedzilla345
@Nedzilla345 7 ай бұрын
I had more of a laugh riot, especially the reaction shots. Waiting to see them watch Marked for Death when Segal goes up against the Jamaican Posse and Danny Trejo (always thought their rematch in Machete was Trejo's revenge for this movie).
@douglascarter2078
@douglascarter2078 7 ай бұрын
Just skip them. 97% of his movies are uninteresting crap not worth the time it takes to film or edit the videos they appear in.
@refinedsugar
@refinedsugar 7 ай бұрын
OR you can skip most / all.
@JOHNNY-zx1lc
@JOHNNY-zx1lc 7 ай бұрын
All roads lead to Seagal
@Findus_
@Findus_ 7 ай бұрын
The chemistry between the two of you is off the charts in this episode. True partners in crime. Love it.
@aleksibovellan9821
@aleksibovellan9821 7 ай бұрын
They have the air of confidence rarely seen in this day and age
@realityboost4405
@realityboost4405 7 ай бұрын
Next level, quadruple-distilled, back-to-the very-basics, frankly hard to watch SBIG!
@JasonBrant
@JasonBrant 7 ай бұрын
Thanks! Erin puts up with a lot of my shenanigans.
@guhhhhh9032
@guhhhhh9032 7 ай бұрын
You should ask her out on a date! @@JasonBrant
@kevinramsey417
@kevinramsey417 7 ай бұрын
I know, it's like they're married or something.
@mikeholmanlovesyou
@mikeholmanlovesyou 7 ай бұрын
Got a Robert Z'Dar story for you. I did a convention appearance with him in Eastern Kentucky and they picked him up at the airport. it was a 3 hour drive and midway into it, at like 6 in the afternoon he says pull over, I have to use the bathroom. and proceeded to take a poop in someone's yard on the side of the road.
@user-rw4hc3vt7o
@user-rw4hc3vt7o 7 ай бұрын
Every time I see Joe Estevez in a film, I imagine Martin, Emilio and Charlie taking the piss out of him at family gatherings, but now that the other three have fallen so far I imagine after his 8th drink, Joe screaming: "WELL AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE AIDS!!!!" at Charlie and ruining Thanksgiving.
@josephhubisz8610
@josephhubisz8610 7 ай бұрын
Charlie Sheen has fallen but Emilio and Martin have not. Don’t say “now that the other three have fallen so far”
@user-rw4hc3vt7o
@user-rw4hc3vt7o 7 ай бұрын
@josephhubisz8610 Emilio hasn't done anything worth mentioning in years. The last thing Martin was in that was worth a crap was "The Departed". You have your opinion, I'll have mine and that's the end of this conversation.
@josephhubisz8610
@josephhubisz8610 7 ай бұрын
lighten up Francis @@user-rw4hc3vt7o
@macrosense
@macrosense 7 ай бұрын
Martin is merely semi-retired. Because he is Old.
@iaincowell9747
@iaincowell9747 7 ай бұрын
@@user-rw4hc3vt7o Let me fix that. Emilio hasn't done anything in years, I think the last think he was in was 2018 or so.
@riotd.r.8363
@riotd.r.8363 7 ай бұрын
How is it that Z'Dar looks so unwell but his acting is actually good? Dude is showing personality, emotions and everything.
@JasonBrant
@JasonBrant 7 ай бұрын
He was always a pro. Surprisingly good in this.
@XombieLejon66
@XombieLejon66 7 ай бұрын
It's like an anti-Sifu situation. It's easy to clown on Seagal for his poor health cause he doesn't give af about acting and he's a proven shitty person. I haven't heard any bad stories about Robert Z'Dar
@rickastley2308
@rickastley2308 7 ай бұрын
I still think that Robert Z'Dar could make a much better and bigger career in the mainstream Hollywood if he wished. He is unironically good actor with a memorable screen presence.
@Dustemikkel_Rev
@Dustemikkel_Rev 7 ай бұрын
Z'Dar was a VERY succesful actor. Regardless of the quality of the movies, he had a steady stream of work throughout his entire career. He was a total professional old school workhorse, and he never phoned in a performance. His work ethic and dedication to his craft was always on display.
@HarryFlashmanVC
@HarryFlashmanVC 7 ай бұрын
​@rickastley2308 well, he could... if he hadn't croaked in 2015... 😂
@TheYgds
@TheYgds 7 ай бұрын
A vanity project starring Dave would be amazing. Don't forget the black tank-top.
@JasonBrant
@JasonBrant 7 ай бұрын
This might have to happen.
@knowEyeDeer
@knowEyeDeer 2 ай бұрын
Do you know any money launderers Brant? That's what Sifu would do, well, after his happy meal.
@TSHHVA24
@TSHHVA24 7 ай бұрын
Joe Estevez is in the bad movie hall of fame, he has been in some movies that make Meltdown look like The Departed. I'm not exaggerating. As an ex-Navy SEAL, Green Beret, Rhodes Scholar, and astronaut, I feel so seen by this movie. Stunning and brave. It's hard being the greatest person that ever lived, movies like this lessen the burden a bit. Keep highlighting these works of art.
@JasonBrant
@JasonBrant 7 ай бұрын
You and Chrissy Martin are the heroes we deserve. What's the next Joe Estevez movie we should watch?
@TSHHVA24
@TSHHVA24 7 ай бұрын
I would definitely recommend the Roller Blade Seven movies. Incomprehensible nonsense movies about half naked women swinging katanas while roller blading. Not his worst but they don't get the bad movie love they deserve. I watched them straight up and they are BRUTAL.@@JasonBrant
@ArtVandelayOfficial
@ArtVandelayOfficial 7 ай бұрын
@@JasonBrant Definitely 'Decker' His role as President Davidson is legendary
@CidsaDragoon
@CidsaDragoon 7 ай бұрын
@@JasonBrant All I can say is don't watch Rollergator or Baby Ghost if you value your sanity lol
@no1uknugamingchannel
@no1uknugamingchannel 7 ай бұрын
Rollergator needs an Oscar thanks to him 😊
@Mellypepper
@Mellypepper 7 ай бұрын
I’ve been binging this channel for weeks. Between Neil Breen and Seagal I may be permanently brain damaged, but I had a damn good time getting there!
@kevinramsey417
@kevinramsey417 7 ай бұрын
If you want more Joe Estevez/Robert Z'Dar vanity project action, I recommend a movie called Soultaker. Written by and starring a lady named Vivian Schilling. If you want to see Joe absolutely scraping the bottom of the barrel even by his own standards, I think you're ready to endure Rollergator, a movie so bad it was banned by the Geneva Convention. Also I just thought of a name for our Ed Hardy-wearing hero. Browen Wilson
@ikr9358
@ikr9358 7 ай бұрын
I'm eagerly awaiting the day Rollergator graces this channel.
@BGNOLA
@BGNOLA 7 ай бұрын
" Joe absolutely scraping the bottom of the barrel even by his own standards," you mean Rollergator?
@AnikMonette
@AnikMonette 7 ай бұрын
My dream is for them to tackle Roller Blade seven, a late stage fever dream with William Smith and Joe Estevez.😊
@Scott_Forsell
@Scott_Forsell 7 ай бұрын
Browen Wison? Woah!
@chrisdetty5367
@chrisdetty5367 7 ай бұрын
The RiffTrax for Rollergator is brilliant, but also painful. I'd rather watch a Seagul "film" than Rollergator. You guys should really see about doing some kind of colab with the RiffTrax guys. There's so much overlap with the movies.
@Vaporvice84
@Vaporvice84 7 ай бұрын
Z'Dar had a condition called "Cherubism", not gigantism or something similar where other extremities grow. The lower half of the face continues to grow throughout their life. Sadly, some cases are life threatening (DO NOT google it, it'll ruin your day. Trust me. Google pics of Z'Dar from when he was younger and see what he looked like before the condition progressed instead) but Z'Dar lived a pretty long life all things considered.
@MrManBuzz
@MrManBuzz 7 ай бұрын
I went against your advice because my curiosity got the better of me. Inevitably came across the image of that poor Brazilian kid that showed the stages as it progressed. I should've listened lol
@docsnake
@docsnake 7 ай бұрын
There is absolutely NO WAY this movie wasn't on the shelf for many years before being released in 2009.
@JasonBrant
@JasonBrant 7 ай бұрын
The American Eagle shirts and jeans throwing you off?
@u45.-
@u45.- 7 ай бұрын
It was actually made in 1982😂😂
@sblinder1978
@sblinder1978 7 ай бұрын
Writing, directing, producing, starring, singing in Coldplay, having a tween's haircut, divorcing Gwyneth Paltrow: is there ANYTHING Chris Martin can 't do?!?
@GooniesNeverSayDie1980
@GooniesNeverSayDie1980 7 ай бұрын
Joe stood in for Martin in a number of long shots & in some of the voice-overs for *_Apocalypse Now_* as Martin was recovering from a '79 heart attack.
@markula_4040
@markula_4040 7 ай бұрын
Yeah, that's interesting. So is having a heart attack 45 years ago and still being alive.
@7Rendar
@7Rendar 7 ай бұрын
Makes sense - they look and especially sound incredibly similar. Don't think I could tell them apart by voice.
@bobcartwright7476
@bobcartwright7476 7 ай бұрын
Fun fact: he did not, in fact, cut the sleeves off his shirt, it was provided in that style by an online store called Hot Bodz Clothing.
@devintariel3769
@devintariel3769 5 ай бұрын
Good bad or bad bad
@ricochet1351
@ricochet1351 2 ай бұрын
"THEY HAVE A CHILDREN'S LINE!" -Mr. Good Bad
@DetroitAlan01
@DetroitAlan01 16 күн бұрын
@@devintariel3769😊
@HarrIock
@HarrIock 7 ай бұрын
Robert Z'dar may have passed away in 2015, but he still managed to put out movies after!
@Dustemikkel_Rev
@Dustemikkel_Rev 7 ай бұрын
Christopher J. Martin manages to look like a 40 year old toddler who put on his dads clothes. It's quite hard to look away. But of all the things I NEVER thought I wanted in a movie: A musical performance by Robert Z'Dar. It totally redeemes the whole thing. The man had a pair of solid pipes!
@JasonBrant
@JasonBrant 7 ай бұрын
He sang way better than I expected!
@standupstraight9691
@standupstraight9691 7 ай бұрын
Lead pipes.
@uglybob7505
@uglybob7505 7 ай бұрын
Robert Z'Dar is a LEGEND ! Been a fan since the classic Maniac Cop. More of his work please, if you can 🙂
@ZERO_O7X
@ZERO_O7X 7 ай бұрын
He was such a nice guy and always was super cool with all his fans at Con's. I've met him several times and you could tell he really loved what he got to do with his life and appreciated his fans as well. Thankfully, his legend will live on through the massive amount of work he did during his career as an actor in so many fun films. 💪📼
@KannX
@KannX 7 ай бұрын
Such a shame he looks like a total shit right now... Even worse than Seagal
@JasonBrant
@JasonBrant 7 ай бұрын
I love everything he's in. Will definitely watch more!
@trevertravis8963
@trevertravis8963 7 ай бұрын
@@JasonBrant I recommend SoulTaker!
@JasonBrant
@JasonBrant 7 ай бұрын
Don't think I have that one yet.
@99Cheops99
@99Cheops99 7 ай бұрын
This is the best movie staring Boris Johnson I've ever seen!
@RyllenKriel
@RyllenKriel 7 ай бұрын
The Shaggy from Scooby Doo hairstyle is great. It's a middle-aged guy trying to desperately look younger for his vanity project and it's definitely not working. This film looks like it was made in the early 70s, it's not a period piece and yet it came out in 2009?!? This is brutal, thanks for sharing!
@ZERO_O7X
@ZERO_O7X 7 ай бұрын
I'm shocked he's not also wearing a pucca shell necklace too! 😂
@BenjaminRoss2815
@BenjaminRoss2815 7 ай бұрын
If you want to watch a Robert Z'Dar movie were he's healthy, funny and playing a good guy then you should watch The Big Sweat from 1991. It's an action-chase movie that features a 45 minute car case that's mostly stolen from the original Gone in 60 Seconds. I sent you a copy a few months ago.
@JasonBrant
@JasonBrant 7 ай бұрын
Sold!
@rickastley2308
@rickastley2308 7 ай бұрын
@@JasonBrant The Final Sanction from 1990. Ted Prior vs. Robert Z'Dar! And don't forget William "Angel Voice" Smith.
@turdferguson7264
@turdferguson7264 7 ай бұрын
As a Brit I must commend Erin in her use of the word 'arse' rather than her native 'ass'. Great episode guys.............. very funny. 😂
@JasonBrant
@JasonBrant 7 ай бұрын
I have no idea why she started saying arse, but I think it's here to stay.
@dougparsons8948
@dougparsons8948 7 ай бұрын
I am proud to say that we here in Nova Scotia have also faithfully preserved the British usage of "arse". Kudos to Erin! This Bluenoser raises an Alexander Keith's IPA and yells "SOCIABLE!" in her honour.
@KyleRuggles
@KyleRuggles 7 ай бұрын
Montreal here, I sometimes say Arse myself lol. That British influence lol. @@dougparsons8948
@HarryFlashmanVC
@HarryFlashmanVC 7 ай бұрын
Arse is a superb word... other excellent abusive words: crevice and bellend
@KyleRuggles
@KyleRuggles 7 ай бұрын
Haven't heard of those two lol. I like Wanker and bullocks! lol@@HarryFlashmanVC
@stanacondasv
@stanacondasv 7 ай бұрын
Favorite line, mob boss says, "I need a moment, would you please leave and I love you. Go. Now."
@RustBunny
@RustBunny 7 ай бұрын
Erin calling someone a Jabroni is what I needed to hear today.
@ChachoGSX
@ChachoGSX 7 ай бұрын
That was golden!
@jamesnorman9160
@jamesnorman9160 7 ай бұрын
Loved it when Jason was like 'Wait, is that sound from KZbin?' and then the movie played at least three or four of those really basic stock sound effect/clips in a row for no reason at all. Trying to build tension? Better ways to do that. xD Poor Robert Z'Dar though. Going from Samurai Cop and Tango and Cash to...this. Definetly didn't look too good here, poor guy. You know your fortunes are on the down low when you're HQ is set up in the Music Room at the local college... Edit: Also love that Erin does not keep a single thought to herself, no matter what. xD
@LifesNeverHumDrum
@LifesNeverHumDrum 7 ай бұрын
As soon as I heard the “breakbeat” track at 29:00 I had an out-of-body experience
@henrygvidonas9573
@henrygvidonas9573 7 ай бұрын
So, that's what David St. Hubbins did after Spinal Tap broke up... Man, Z'Dar looked like a heart attack waiting to happen. I did not need to see him like this. He looked like a god in "Samurai Cop", no matter how bad the movie is. With the beard, the great shape he was in at that time, and the confidence he radiated, it was awesome. He could have been a major action star or Bond villain with that look. This is sad, poor guy! Especially since I've never heard or read a single bad thing about him.
@darthinfimus4450
@darthinfimus4450 7 ай бұрын
Zdar and Estevez were in another vanity project from 1990 called Soultaker. The vanity involved a hot redhead. Someone should send you a copy
@cristianstephan
@cristianstephan 5 ай бұрын
vivian schilling
@MrDman21
@MrDman21 7 ай бұрын
That guy looks like He-man and that one chick looks like Huntara 😂
@toniheikkila5607
@toniheikkila5607 7 ай бұрын
Uncle Joe snaps dem bullets out of the gun like my grandpa snaps out dem infrafred rays out of the TV remote 😂
@Specter5053
@Specter5053 7 ай бұрын
I love that you can tell the exact moment of the editing process when the editor found the stock music stings that came with the editing software. And boy-howdy does this one have some bad cuts in it.
@sealdoggydog
@sealdoggydog 7 ай бұрын
😂 I think you're spot on
@langleymneely
@langleymneely 7 ай бұрын
OMG! I have been waiting for this moment! Meltdown is one of my favorite quintessential terrible vanity projects! It’s so incompetent it looks like a parody most of the time. The best part is Robert Z’Dars insane “I don’t give a fuck because Ive sadly got one foot in the grave” performance! RIP to a BIG CHINNED LEGEND!!!
@JasonBrant
@JasonBrant 7 ай бұрын
Z'Dar is amazing, as usual!
@ImTheBestestEver
@ImTheBestestEver 7 ай бұрын
When you hire David Spade and Chris Farley off of Etsy 😂😂
@Joecbg100
@Joecbg100 7 ай бұрын
oh my God...YES lol
@jammerpig4203
@jammerpig4203 7 ай бұрын
Please make Dave into bad action moviestar who is GREAT AT EVERYTHING! Super low budget too of course
@TheUltrahypnotoad
@TheUltrahypnotoad 7 ай бұрын
Who should he have sex with?
@FreejackVesa
@FreejackVesa 7 ай бұрын
If I had independent wealth, I would definitely invest in a totally serious, played straight 80s/90s style action flick starting Dave. It would have to be played totally serious though, not a satire or comedy. I'm not sure Dave could handle it though, he'd need a crash course in fitness, fighting, and acting. No offense to Dave or anything
@johnproctor6438
@johnproctor6438 7 ай бұрын
Every time I see D’Zar, I can’t help but feel sorry for his mother having to push a head the size of Sputnik through a hole that nature never intended to be stretched THAT far😂
@MoultrieGeek
@MoultrieGeek 6 ай бұрын
Thanks, best lol of the day
@kellykramer7629
@kellykramer7629 7 ай бұрын
So Z’dar looks that way because of a condition he had called Cherubism. It resulted in his enlarged jawline.
@langleymneely
@langleymneely 7 ай бұрын
Erin: “It makes me uncomfortable, I don’t like this… It’s like killing a dog.” 😂🤣
@21CCommunIT
@21CCommunIT 7 ай бұрын
*Wings Hauser* is the "drunk all the time actor" Erin was thinking of...
@ShawnCaudill
@ShawnCaudill 7 ай бұрын
Yes, I would love to see you guys make a vanity project/movie as Dave as the main cat!
@edwardbostic531
@edwardbostic531 7 ай бұрын
A movie with Dave as the lead would be epic! He has the be the Dragon Stout slayer, it's a Jamaican beer. I'd pay to see that.
@Chippylapil
@Chippylapil 5 ай бұрын
Dude Erin has really come into her own, amazing catches and quips, short and on point with the verdict. Great reactions as always.
@00tree
@00tree 7 ай бұрын
I would TOTALY watch a movie with Dave as "the best there is"! LOL! Have him slap fight like seafood seagull both sitting and standing.
@villematiashaukia9633
@villematiashaukia9633 7 ай бұрын
Erin is more entertaining than most of the movies. I would be really in trouble with this one as my hearing isn't so good. Oh the vanity! I don't think vanity projects have ever failed in the show...! (?)
@villematiashaukia9633
@villematiashaukia9633 7 ай бұрын
Honourable Men got two half and half and one splat... And one of the Neil Breen movies got two splats but otherwise it was all pringpring...
@CalRoberts-gx3jt
@CalRoberts-gx3jt 7 ай бұрын
You've got a Seagull in your name
@villematiashaukia9633
@villematiashaukia9633 7 ай бұрын
@@CalRoberts-gx3jt I think it's the automatic stamp you get as subscriber after certain months.
@JasonBrant
@JasonBrant 7 ай бұрын
Vanity projects are undefeated. Even when I can't hear them.
@eeyorehaferbock7870
@eeyorehaferbock7870 7 ай бұрын
I love how this movie basically crossed Erin’s sanity threshold the same way Mac and Me did.
@JasonBrant
@JasonBrant 7 ай бұрын
The glow stick sequence was something 🤣
@GeorgiaMetalhead
@GeorgiaMetalhead 7 ай бұрын
I remember Robert Z'Dar always being this jacked up badass looking dude. It was hard for me to enjoy this one as I truly felt bad for Z'Dar especially when it came to his last scene.
@MadisonCarter
@MadisonCarter 7 ай бұрын
This was Z'dar's last film for many years and the last to be released during his life. There would be four more credits to his name that came out after his passing, but I'm unsure when they were actually shot (and not released).
@JasonBrant
@JasonBrant 7 ай бұрын
A shame he went out with this, but he was still great in it.
@stonecoldku4161
@stonecoldku4161 7 ай бұрын
22:32 When he said he "did" the music, what he meant was he turned on the electric keyboard and recorded one of the preprogrammed songs that was already on there.
@Vaporvice84
@Vaporvice84 7 ай бұрын
Our hero thinks he's Matthias Hues, but he's really just Matthias Snooze.
@bigal7561
@bigal7561 7 ай бұрын
Zdar and Estevez were in a couple of movies together and were good friends.
@glenndavis7315
@glenndavis7315 7 ай бұрын
This literally looks like it was made on a personal video camera. Robert Z'Dar looks like Steven Seagal!! Special Super Agent John Thomas has every military award too!!
@nickdirienzo2849
@nickdirienzo2849 7 ай бұрын
It's all good brother, I'm just starting for the day after a 4 cider breakfast. Couldn't even notice...😅
@fokker1138
@fokker1138 7 ай бұрын
"Bedazzled to hell and back." is a lifestyle that I don't miss seeing everywhere.
@mikemcdermott395
@mikemcdermott395 7 ай бұрын
Nice was bored out of my mind and now I get to watch you guys tear this movie apart. Every time I think of Robert Z'Dar I think of Maniac Cop. Time to catch a buzz and enjoy this one. Shout out from NJ!!🤘🤘🍻🍻📼📼
@TheOrlandoTrustfull
@TheOrlandoTrustfull 7 ай бұрын
19:33 is the hardest I have laughed at a bad movie in a long time. He really didn't hold anything back.
@m.j.mahoney8905
@m.j.mahoney8905 7 ай бұрын
Some blank-firing guns have blocked barrels and vent upwards, to stop them being able to fire live rounds. Thus making them: a) look terrible on film, and b) super unsafe for the actors' eyes, hence why so many flinch/squint/look away when shooting.
@Joecbg100
@Joecbg100 7 ай бұрын
Joe Estevez is magic in stuff like On Cinema with Tim Heidecker.
@Mothko
@Mothko 7 ай бұрын
I feel like this was the point of origin for decker
@Joecbg100
@Joecbg100 7 ай бұрын
i think so too. And Gregg was jealous @@Mothko
@ArtVandelayOfficial
@ArtVandelayOfficial 7 ай бұрын
I really hope these guys discover Decker 😄🙏
@Joecbg100
@Joecbg100 6 ай бұрын
I'd pay them to watch lol Love the name btw@@ArtVandelayOfficial
@christophertablante7680
@christophertablante7680 4 ай бұрын
I dont know what I love more, seeing Joe Estavez or those default classic suspense sfx
@langleymneely
@langleymneely 7 ай бұрын
“He’s such a jabroni!” Lmao Im dead! Erin is the best!😂❤
@Timelord007
@Timelord007 7 ай бұрын
I can't believe how ill Robert Z' Dar looked in this movie, i remember him as Matt Cordell the Maniac Cop & was in great shape. Hilarious reactions to a hilariously bad vanity project you & Erin are comedy gold 👍
@Anynom
@Anynom 7 ай бұрын
Oh boy a 40 minute ep is always an epic one!
@JasonBrant
@JasonBrant 7 ай бұрын
You prefer them longer?
@Anynom
@Anynom 7 ай бұрын
@@JasonBrant Depends on the film.
@Vecna
@Vecna 7 ай бұрын
Man this hits hard... First time I ever saw a film with Robert Z'Dar in was Tango and Cash, he was jacked in there, and he was a believable threat, through you guys I've seen him in more movies and was happy to see he was always fit despite the movies he was in, seeing him in this though? Oof...
@ptonpc
@ptonpc 7 ай бұрын
He suffered a serious back injury in 2002 (I think?) The chances are he was on powerful painkillers too.
@Vecna
@Vecna 7 ай бұрын
@@ptonpc holy hell that makes things even worse... Guy was already dealing with stuff as it was...
@cbrewitt
@cbrewitt 7 ай бұрын
He looks really rough in this. But the small bits we saw, he also looked like he was putting in a decent performance and by far the best performance in this movie.
@ptonpc
@ptonpc 7 ай бұрын
@@Vecna Yet he was still able to out act practically everyone else .
@Vecna
@Vecna 7 ай бұрын
@@ptonpc Oh definitely! I enjoyed his performance in Samurai Cop, cheesy as it was, at least it looked like he was having fun
@7woundsfist
@7woundsfist 7 ай бұрын
This is the most amazing cinematography I've ever seen. Bravo!!! A feast for the eyes!!!😂
@j.schmittler4905
@j.schmittler4905 5 ай бұрын
I love how, when the dude is at the shooting range making the bet with the woman, he violently closes both his eyes in anticipation of every report from his gun--obviously not a seasoned shooter, but badass in every other way (of course).
@bejammin2000
@bejammin2000 7 ай бұрын
Joe Estevez, when you want Martin Sheen, but your budget barely covers catering.
@dannybursace9151
@dannybursace9151 7 ай бұрын
Haha!! Yes!
@copperlapislazuli4156
@copperlapislazuli4156 7 ай бұрын
I wonder if Tim Heidecker was inspired by this vanity project to create Decker 😂
@Joecbg100
@Joecbg100 7 ай бұрын
Decker is Commando compared to this
@ZombieFarmboy666
@ZombieFarmboy666 7 ай бұрын
That guy’s resume read like Dwight K. Schrute’s fake one that Jim and Pam made for him.
@waynesmiley2207
@waynesmiley2207 7 ай бұрын
"If YOUUU are BEHIND the counter, YOU can reach in and take the things out" 🤣 I also had to take a moment to gather myself once he broke into song at the piano
@CTKilla1
@CTKilla1 7 ай бұрын
I'm a huge fan of the videos and the content you all create, but you need to rethink the seating arrangement when it's just Erin and Jason, we can't see Erin's feet!
@alandhopewell
@alandhopewell 7 ай бұрын
Red jacket, black shirt, electric blue Paisley tie; just SCREAMS "Fed"!
@Krisjohnson83
@Krisjohnson83 7 ай бұрын
The FBI director in the red jacket is the Hugo Weaving we have at home.
@pichomp3104
@pichomp3104 7 ай бұрын
Christopher J Martin looks like the love child of Owen Wilson and Barney Rubble. Especially with the cut off sleeves.
@CorbinJuhas-pg9vf
@CorbinJuhas-pg9vf Ай бұрын
I’m the cashier that gets shot hahahah my very first acting job ever as you might’ve seen. I should’ve won an Oscar. Thanks for keep the movie alive
@UKUAPGUY
@UKUAPGUY 7 ай бұрын
"She just aimed her gun right at him" made me spit my drink LOL 🤣
@wimvanderstraeten6521
@wimvanderstraeten6521 7 ай бұрын
You can only be in awe of a Renaissance man like Christopher J. Martin. Such versatile geniuses are extremely rare.
@Cybjon
@Cybjon 7 ай бұрын
This feels like a movie that sat on the shelf for a long time before getting released. It looks like it was made earlier than 2009, but then again, so many of these crap vanity projects feel like that.
@stonecoldku4161
@stonecoldku4161 7 ай бұрын
3:55 All those accolades. Even Sifu is like "Tone it down. Nobody is going to buy all of that."
@briancoulombe4517
@briancoulombe4517 7 ай бұрын
13:53 I think if David Carradine‘s last few movies had him walking around with a rope around his neck and his hand in his pants, we would be uncomfortable talking about it
@78Showboat
@78Showboat 7 ай бұрын
Floppy surfer hair is the last resort when your fringe starts on the back of your head.
@jasonmyersOU812
@jasonmyersOU812 7 ай бұрын
I could feel both of your discomfort coming off in waves guys. I did not know that Z'dar had made movies this late in his life but. . . damn! That dude did not look good and I'm sorry to have seen the clips of him like this. He deserved better but on the upside, he was working at least. Great work as always, even though it wasn't quite as enjoyable as normal (because of Z'dar not you and Erin). All the same I liked it and can't wait to see your work in the future.
@robertflint4115
@robertflint4115 7 ай бұрын
Love the 35:40 mark. Guy sliding into scene with hostage woman and looking down to find his MARK where to stop walking . LOL
@Vostok7
@Vostok7 7 ай бұрын
Robert Z'dar and Joe Estevez, got the Soultaker team back together!
@waynesmiley2207
@waynesmiley2207 7 ай бұрын
I respect Erin pointing out the random things like that obviously fake pizza box. I can imagine someone on set sitting legs crossed on the floor with some crayons creating that prop, but they didn't have time to make another one and that's why the logo is off centered and running off the edge 😁
@fvlse_
@fvlse_ 7 ай бұрын
The best part about these is watching you get progressively more drunk because you’re so bored you keep drinking. 🤣
@OntarioPete
@OntarioPete 7 ай бұрын
Thank you Jason I really appreciate this video. I’ve been sick for the last two weeks in bed so I really need the pick me up. Bless you for this video. Much love from Ontario. ❤
@langleymneely
@langleymneely 7 ай бұрын
Hope you feel better soon! Take care of yourself!❤
@bellendbill6227
@bellendbill6227 7 ай бұрын
I have never heard someone proclaim that a water feature was loud with so much passion and agreed with them.
@turnipbeybladespinner7836
@turnipbeybladespinner7836 7 ай бұрын
it's amazing how the muzzle flashes on the SMGs are located at the ejection port lmfao.
@TanukiOkiyo
@TanukiOkiyo 7 ай бұрын
Per IMDB: Suffered a serious back injury while doing a stunt on a movie set in 2002. He was forced to use a cane or motor scooter to get around until he made an almost-complete recovery by 2006. Fun fact: He was a Chicago Police officer and a Chippendales dancer!
@MrHalohunter24
@MrHalohunter24 7 ай бұрын
Joe Estevez looks like a cross between his brother and Michael Douglas.
@akuthia
@akuthia 7 ай бұрын
No comment on the blue filter in the final "fight" in the warehouse that mysteriously disappeared? Yinz are slipping :D
@FuzzyPyrate
@FuzzyPyrate 7 ай бұрын
9:28 When Robert Z'Dar does that "tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk" - Instant flashback to Tango & Cash where he walks up on them in the laundry room and says "On the streets, this pig and his cop friend broke my ribs my leg and my jaw......tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk!"
@madisonbrown5766
@madisonbrown5766 7 ай бұрын
You can tell exactly when the alcohol hits Erin. 😂😂😂
@tremblingcolors
@tremblingcolors 7 ай бұрын
The long dramatic death of a random guy here reminds me of the part in the first John Wick where he gives a random guy a very personal death, stares him right in the eyes as he dies from a knife under the chin for no reason.
@ashgrey8678
@ashgrey8678 7 ай бұрын
I can see Joe Estavez coming to Christmas the year he made this and bragging about how he too got a starring role in a mob movie where he played the head FBI agent after hearing about The Departed for 3 years. Also, Robert Z'Dar played more of a lackey in Tango and Cash. He was only in a few scenes that weren't that long. Jack Palance was the mob boss and the guy that played the right hand was Brion James.
@stephenbaluran3298
@stephenbaluran3298 7 ай бұрын
Guys, you need to keep those 8.5s and above coming. 😂This dude-Affliction-bro's hair was ridiculous.
@Schalldampfer
@Schalldampfer 7 ай бұрын
Jesus! I haven't cried while laughing in so long! This was a gem. I think Z'dar was speaking butchered Italian curse words when he was dying. Great episode this week!
@ALWTunes
@ALWTunes 7 ай бұрын
It’s so weird seeing Joe Estevez in an “actual” movie. I only know him from his roles in the On Cinema/Decker universe.
@ZERO_O7X
@ZERO_O7X 7 ай бұрын
You haven't really lived until you've seen Joe's amazing performance in the single greatest cinematic masterpiece of all time "Rollergator".
@mareklame8589
@mareklame8589 7 ай бұрын
I can relate to the fact that dude kept all his cool clothes from a decade ago: suits, t-shirt, jeans...
@RRFTB
@RRFTB 7 ай бұрын
You guys are such a great couple! I love your content, as well. Keep up the great work. -Ray 🖤🏆🏆🖤
@obnnetwork9316
@obnnetwork9316 7 ай бұрын
I'll personally start a gofuneme to have Dave as the star of his own movie , pure movie magic
@cynaptyc
@cynaptyc 7 ай бұрын
Funny how all the bad guys are wearing white t-shirts for that squib action!!!😂
@manraisedbypuffins9080
@manraisedbypuffins9080 7 ай бұрын
Great episode guys. Love from the UK 😊
@darrenredden3289
@darrenredden3289 7 ай бұрын
I can't believe that's the same guy from Tango and Cash... Dam Robbie, the booze really did kill you...😢
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