So Chat BEAT Kirby Star Allies...

[@vyrusvoydcat]

These "Chat plays kirb" vids are my absolute fav. I need more!

[@luckywii8731]

*Chat plays BOTW would be something else...* I can already hear someone say _"DO A FLIP!... Off a cliff"_ or *_"Sniff a Lynel"_*

[@tanookipear7494]

@JHONNY youtube bot try not to be annoying challenge (100% fail)

[@Josephhh-h7h]

We do need more

[@Johnnybob32]

Ditto

[@paxgallery6646]

Ah yes, Mario 64, my Favourite Kirby Game

[@milodiin]

"Jump if you're having a good time" - Jumps once or twice "Jump if you're having a bad time" - Starts floating up to the skybox

[@kikiiiithesillykitkat]

In forgotten land: "Jump if you're having a bad time" - Hammer glitch's their way to the skybox

[@xcgames4545]

@@kikiiiithesillykitkat 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ilikedragons6779]

I didn’t think I’d ever see a foot rebellion in a Kirby game and here we are.

[@tanookipear7494]

"foot coup"

[@miserirken]

AND HERE WE ARE

[@user_hat]

chat puts the "feet" in the "being defeated in a kirby game"

[@youraverageplutoenjoyer7677]

*WELCOME VISITORS*

[@chaosandcraziness4363]

Foot gang

[@noname9482]

Failboat: * Doubts chat's stupidity and sheer willingness to annoy him * Chat, about to unite for one of the first times in their lives to form one (1) single braincell: *We're about to do what's called a "Pro-gamer Move"*

[@dinoshotgun]

That oddly sounds like a comment I would find on a DougDoug video

[@Puppylover720]

@@dinoshotgun ikr

[@Fl0wer1235]

@@dinoshotgun yea it definitely does

[@Xenogante]

9:52 most epic speech of all time

[@CoraCreates]

@@dinoshotgunI mean Failboat and DougDoug have very similar chats.

[@misamagica]

The feral *"NO"* at 13:39 absolutely slaughtered me

[@kikiiiithesillykitkat]

The demons came out

[@lillianapabon2683]

Failboat

[@lillianapabon2683]

Failboat=demon

[@kikiiiithesillykitkat]

@@lillianapabon2683 y e s

[@striderachive]

NO

[@jepoacacs-2216]

The problem: There is always one person in chat attempting to troll with the controls. The solution: Make numerous people that guy

[@sinteleon]

Everyone*

[@mslabo102s2]

ONE GUY

[@Scary_Mar0]

🤡🤡🤡🤡

[@katiegoins]

Fanmade switch game format

[@sey7686]

Everybody's laughing until chat enters the eshop and leaks all of Fail's credit card info

[@ar07-s9m]

Good one

[@Xxblade17]

Chat starts spamming every number until it works

[@ironbaconstudios1397]

@JHONNY no way Its heres?The garbage truck is here?

[@smashbrosguyt915]

Oh dear god

[@FishFan32]

@JHONNY what is? your dad?

[@ribb0nzz]

8:47 kirby's stupid smile combined with the sad piano music is making me laugh so much harder than i probably should be

[@six_buck_dlc]

he has bottled up emotions

[@ChristopherMoom]

Props to chat for falling into the same death pits a million times and figuring out why Star Allies gives the player such a large amount of lives: The game was always meant to be played by a hivemind of several thousand people, in order to truly emphasize the constant theme of Friendship

[@tanookipear7494]

If "friendship" means "the collective screaming of 10,000 tortured souls" then sure

[@TheSuperCanadian1]

@@tanookipear7494 who said the souls were tortured?

[@mega6662]

@@tanookipear7494 that actually sounds like a Kirby villain and I don’t know if they’ve done that already

[@tanookipear7494]

@@mega6662 kirby lore is wack

[@miserirken]

@@TheSuperCanadian1 It's Twitch chat of course they're tortured.

[@calebleach7988]

"My chat has made a full time job out of backseating me" no truer words have ever been spoken

[@dazcarrr]

chat may be the worst hive mind you've ever seen, but you can't argue with results

[@StoryTeller796]

You really can't.

[@Solesteam]

you can't really argue with the hive mind either or you might get reduced to headwear.

[@jstar3382]

I need to see Doug's and fail's chat go head to head. Like they do stuff together already it needs to happen

[@StoryTeller796]

@@jstar3382 Is Doug the same DougDoug who explains games with food? If so, I never realized the collabed, though I could've suspected that with his wild and surreal theming and the food with googly eyes that his chat would be similarly nuts. I agree though, would love to see the chaos their chats would cause.

[@acemcwolf5445]

@@StoryTeller796 Doug also does a lot of stuff with his chat. His most recent effort? Collaborating with his chat to preform a Peggle Nights speedrun. It's the slowest time on the board and His chat now has a thing for squids and magic hats, But some of the shots that chat did was actually pretty incredible.

[@yggdrasilsaltar]

i thought chat could only infect bandanna waddle dee’s soul. nobody is truly safe i suppose

[@kirbstomp1338]

Yeah the Lore part makes no sense

[@P.A.L.09]

I… I can feel them

[@memesfrommycomputer]

@JHONNY Whats here, you're dad? Oh wait...

[@myaltaccount4438]

*screams in agony as my limbs without my control or consent as HUNDREDS OF VOICES FLOOD INTO MY HEAD OH GOD IT HURTS abruptly* stopping as chat gains control over my facial expression and voice

[@hollow3656]

They said Kirby would be next.

[@randomtheorist251]

"It's almost like there's 3000 people holding right on my control stick at all times." It's not 3000 people. It's worse. It's 1 Fyrus.

[@itsalwaysboppinbrother5924]

I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed that

[@mundodelatorre1058]

or even worse. *TWO* Fyri

[@kirbyfan2088]

Also didn’t expect someone to have skill issues in Kirby Star Allies

[@MeloniestNeon]

I remember being live for that first Jambastion level, and trust me when I say the clock makes it seem like it took _far_ less time than it really did

[@beaufuller8222]

I was there too, the utter pain. It was tv tho so I couldn’t even help, just witness

[@MeloniestNeon]

@@beaufuller8222 Trust me, even being there on PC there was no chance to help, I had to go before the Clowns won us the battle, but the feet were too strong even when our forces were at their peak.

[@cryozen2467]

At the end of the day, our greatest enemy can become our greatest ally. What a touching lesson Chat has taught us today

[@Green_Magolor_Gijinka]

As someone has pointed out before, the classic kirby face really just fits the situation

[@freezeboy13]

I remember this stream, I was one of the people killing Kirby whenever he was above a pit. Fun times.

[@Highqualitymoron]

you are the enemy of the people

[@SnailMakesMusic]

how could you

[@EyeWasBored]

you are maidenless

[@tanookipear7494]

Foot gang

[@CottonBunn]

what is wrong with you?!

[@darkusomegus3540]

I've just thought of either the worst or best idea possible: "Chat plays A Hat in Time"

[@enderguyx2081]

As failboat once said: 13:39

[@mundodelatorre1058]

@@enderguyx2081 “Put me ba- *NOOO”*

[@katiegoins]

Yes

[@ChopChop_Specter]

A chat in time (This might be one of the dumbest jokes I’ve made)

[@Chrielis]

a hat in brazil

[@JackoHeartz]

oh god i remember this stream. i was legit crylaughing to my friends on discord during the level one loop

[@Splatstab]

This may be the first time the Chat wasn't just the embodiment of chaos.

[@tanookipear7494]

The foot thing tho

[@mr.mothly]

We did try to bang the embodiment of chaos in the last chat plays kirby

[@memkakes1514]

Isn't Kirby a being of chaos though?

[@akulsinator7680]

There can only be one

[@helloppl5137]

@@mr.mothly yeah, wish I could have at least been here for this one

[@Intothe_Inkwell]

"If you're having a good day, jump" *kirby jumps* "If you're having a bad day, jump" *kirby ascends*

[@derpietertul1674]

“Feet redemption arc” never thought I’d hear this in my entire life, especially in a Kirby game

[@johnt.190]

This is just the "long spoon" allegory of heaven and hell, that says that "in each location, the inhabitants are given access to food, but the utensils are too unwieldy to serve oneself with. In hell, the people cannot cooperate, and consequently starve. In heaven, the diners feed one another across the table and are sated." Chat learned to feed one another and Fail with their long spoons, and their cooperation is heaven-worthy in and of itself.

[@ihaveyourlocation4003]

comically long spoon

[@emblemblade9245]

I think god underestimates my ability to wield a spoon

[@misirtere9836]

This allegory is completely inaccurate. Some of the people in hell will have feeder kinks, and they will easily be able to co-operate.

[@ImJustHere8888]

“It’s like watching a toddler waddle though a mine field”

[@tanookipear7494]

A posessed toddler is probably the best comparison for chat

[@ImJustHere8888]

@@tanookipear7494 yeah sounds accurate

[@mryasyas2619]

Whenever I go through my day, I get scared when I pass by someone who happens to have feet. This video has inspired me to face my fears

[@Rhombusreal]

What do you do when you look down

[@gremlinman9724]

failboat's chat is a bit more...special, than dougdoug's chat. with dougdoug's chat, within 4 seconds of being given control, they've taken 40 screenshots, moved 35 feet, and shot a family of innocent people. with failboat's, it takes em around, what, 30 seconds to take a few steps?

[@renellabsol1081]

I have rewatched the chat plays KFL more times than I am willing to admit and an extremely excited

[@kirbyslayer8872]

First before this blows up

[@Epik574]

Same

[@Y0sh1nova]

One day chat's going to end up speedrunning a Kirby game and win the world record

[@elloo98]

Infinite monkeys and typewriters.

[@partydude4226]

World record Kirby Star Allies: Chat Any% Requirements: On a 100% save file (No way they get past level 2 without it) Chat must be Kirby, player must be player 2

[@katiegoins]

Yes

[@pikanachuster4032]

The fact we went from the start to boss fighting was so whack.

[@chaihill1837]

It’s honestly scary seeing how well coordinated Chat is, give or take a couple of feet.

[@Penguin_Master9999]

"How did you just cleanly give birth like that" -Failboat 2022

[@PonandCon9025]

13:28 Dang it, we couldn't beat them. Even when they literally can't control themselves, we beat them. It might be time for us to rethink our lives a bit.

[@ihaveyourlocation4003]

the thumbnail is absolute dread, failboat saying run makes me shiver

[@shortshowname]

I'm not always one to watch Failboat's streams, but this one was just too good to pass up. After we beat Termina, he decided to raid another person streaming Star Allies. There wasn't anyone else streaming it on KZbin, but there was a single person on Twitch. Next month is going to be my 1-year anniversary of being a follower to Lem_Lemon, and I'm so glad that my choice to join in on the chaos of chat being in the driver's seat led to me finding one of my favorite streamers.

[@theepicngamerz5830]

Since no one else seems to have seen it, I wanted to commemorate the fact that at 2:02, Noteblock made a self-plug in a pretty funny way.

[@cat.tasticblue1455]

Thanks for letting me know, i had seen it and couldnt scan it for some reason

[@galladegamerletsplays]

chat: *struggles for 20 minutes to get past a hill, then struggles for another couple of hours to get past tiny gaps* also chat: alright, time to kill god

[@justinrodriguez5957]

Kirby has got to see someone about those thousands of voices in his head.

[@copper2747]

Failboat experienced every level of depression and anger as chat tried to make it over a single tiny gap

[@aisadal2521]

Chat is invincible, they can beat any game! Must be from all that time worshipping Lord Helix 🤣

[@tanookipear7494]

Lore question: is the chat plays kirby chat the same as the chat plays pokemon chat? are they different entities in the same shared universe or is it like a different universe entirely?

[@helloppl5137]

Gex*

[@justafan9206]

@@tanookipear7494 this chat and tpp chat are bro and sis... -ish.

[@yuklinho5646]

🤣

[@TheAlphaTeamPlays]

You should do a stream where you have chat train an amiibo in Smash to Level 50, then fight the amiibo and see how good it is

[@TriforceZard]

We need to go further. 4 streams to control 4 Kirbys in Amazing Mirror.

[@TheZiiFamily]

13:20 XD The screaming is funny and the train sound makes me happy thank you

[@taraktaras7327]

8:42 i love this "OKAY KIRBY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY!"

[@Detrifus]

Everybody’s having fun until Kirby’s in the hallway of sliding blocks

[@StoryTeller796]

10:33 "I can't let you do that, Mr. Chat."

[@timerbunneh]

14:58 The "ta-da" sound makes me laugh every time

[@SplunkyT]

4:00 This is the peak of 2022 comedy

[@onlysmiles4949]

Chat calculating the exact pixel perfect inputs to fall into the kirby sized hole

[@battleoftheremote3119]

7:21 Side note it wasnt chat, it was just Fyrus :)

[@crazyeightball]

I love how occasionally when Daniel tilts his head down, his forehead actually gradients into blue

[@SirNerdTheThird5143]

9:21 When he said "I feel like I am watching a Getting Over It stream", it had me laughing.

[@Tessidrolique]

I just love to imagine that the representation of chat is just a gamer chair with hands on a wheel with random textes coming from it

[@Spearmint4]

You wake up. You hear the voices of 38,000 people all at once. And if you’re still not feeling possessed, we still have… Kirby but 38,000+ people are causing sheer salt to the person who created a mistake the size of a train wreck sized explosion.

[@kzkultra8948]

It's almost poetic that in the Kirby game where you kill a god with friendship, Failboat killed a god with his fans, his "allies" in a way

[@void4972]

I thought this meant like, physically beat Kirby, like pummeling him into the ground

[@casualm0th]

same

[@agamerslifetorture6274]

Chat is now titled "God Slayer" as they still hunt for the Gex

[@Glitchocto9]

Chat when playing Mario: trolls Chat when playing Kirby: Serious business

[@sparky6757]

2:37 genuinely was the hardest part of getting my brother's kids through the game, when we came to areas where everyone had to go to a specific spot

[@josieclips]

1:55 And so, the journy of calling failboat "father" begins

[@WolfRider2002]

9:53 This moment feels tailor-made for out of context clips

[@55alegria]

I think that Failboat's chat needs more traning to become closer to DougDoug's chat

[@extra_ordinary414]

This doesn’t end well does it? If chat’s in charge then it never does

[@tanookipear7494]

You may be surprised.

[@Voltagenix]

3:35 "How did you just cleanly give birth there?"

[@romadimitrishen6262]

Furry

[@lucywoomy]

I love how chat controlling Kirby is like a dumb child learning how to walk but they can’t stop falling and dad failboat is getting frustrated because the child is intentionally falling

[@memeknight360]

9:10 could be turned into a game "kirby kills all his friends then commits suicide"

[@lbsgaming1982]

I didn’t realize I was on this stream until I heard the question at 3:20 and remembered asking that.

[@Flightkitten]

Failboat's chat is the only thing that can make someone hate playing _kirby_

[@mortal3806]

11:17: funny boat man have crisis and depression

[@yasquishyboi902]

you gave them instructions to get copper, *and by kirby they found gold!*

[@kodyparks4063]

Ok noteblock...I see what you did there with that QR code...well played Also...You did well chat!

[@pikaqte5418]

Watching the life counter go down so fast is terrifying Edit: 12:37 IM *STRESSED*

[@Doctorchicken]

16:41 that is the sound of disappointment

[@Sento404]

Chats sense of humour is… Strange. They learnt from Failboat.

[@plaguedoctorspencer]

I remember this stream, this was so long ago and it comes out now? I'm not complaining, please deliver more I am a hungry consumer waiting for more delicious content yum yum father I require my content

[@luckywii8731]

I can tell its old... Fail doesn't have as much *_G O A T E E_* Unlike now

[@Fostero7]

It takes a long time to edit hours of content in to a 16 minute video, be patience the lord failboat will do his best

[@buddyluigi4902]

Failboat: If you’re having a good day today, jump. Chat: *Doesn’t do anything* Failboat: If you’re having a BAD day today, jump Chat: *Jumping intensifies*

[@anderslarsen2578]

1:55 Ooohhhhh so that's why chat keep's calling you father, i just found important failboat lore

[@Superellysan]

Failboat stream fans must have the weirdest “most frequently used” emotes section ever

[@beanmanisbac4186]

15:33 that's what she said.

[@TruelyAstern]

Can I just say that I like the detail of including a timer at the top of the screen to show how long the full stream of this video actual took.

[@tigerlover2853]

2:02 I don’t know where this QR code leads, and I’m not about to find out.

[@Internetontheperson]

it’s never gonna give you up

[@Give_riggy_a_raise_for_god]

Its a youtuber named noteblock

[@imagiking69420]

​@@Give_riggy_a_raise_for_godthat's failboat's editor

[@SlimedogYoshi]

Failboat’s editor, Notebock

[@kingcraft2932]

@@Give_riggy_a_raise_for_godits his editor

[@mr.robotryan4870]

1:46 this out of context 😈😈

[@The_cac_chanel]

1:48

[@Owenperseke]

*1:47

[@TheGamerninja15]

1:18 this part is funny lol 😂

[@darkeye457]

After all this months, I realize why thus game was so easy It was designed to be played like this

[@Sento404]

That ending was more emotional than every film combined.

[@ValueNetwork]

Wait… if classic Kirby is given after defeating void, yet classic Kirby can defeat void termina, isn’t that a paradox!

[@Crystal-um2oq]

No and only classic Kirby goes back in time to make void turn into Kirby in every single timeline

[@SekouYT]

Chat: The most powerful being in the universe Failboat: Under Chat’s rule Also Failboat: I WANT TO DIE

[@J-wolf5]

I wouldn’t be surprised if in the next chat controls video he brings back the feet to fight the greater evil

[@galacticfire5315]

I remember the sheer chaos of trying to get past the pits

[@RiggyandDoodleBobLover]

I love Kirby so much, and I love you gave chat a drivers seat, and a steering wheel!😂

[@roaringthunder115]

I remember in this, slow mode went up every time a waddle dee was killed. Dear lord it was hilarious.

[@Ink_slayer]

5:38 kills by depression

[@materialgirlkrew-3641]

*I had a ad about staying at your paste but if Kirby did he probably be at the paste of a turtle, snail combined*

[@Brodylandman]

I really need to start watching these streams

[@strangeandinteresting]

As far as I'm concerned, chat is playing the most in character Kirby we have ever seen.

[@CheesyLizzy]

I'd really enjoy watching Chat beat levels in Kirby and The Forgotten Land

[@guardianhero6124]

13:03 bro created a new element.

[@BlueJay25052]

it's concerning how fast chat is evolving in order to produce these videos

[@justamicrowave5297]

I love how whenever anyone’s twitch chat plays a game they always have so much character like trying to date a god or erasing failboat from existence any chance they get. They’re also either really bad or really good at any given task.