so help me god kristen applebees (fantasy high)

a tribute to my favorite duo. from dimension 20 fantasy high / sophomore year.

[@Maurenriques]

The running gag behind Sandra Lynn being absolutely done with Kristin is so much funnier when you remember that that woman had to deal with both Gilear Faeth AND Figueroth "Fig" Faeth for pretty much 2 decades of her life, and Kristin STILL managed to break her completely

[@LCB_Meyneth]

i think its cause she sees a lot of herself in fig, whereas Ally plays kristen with such an energy that completely blindsides everyone

[@scottdean185]

It's like equal chaos but on a completely different wavelength that you don't know how to deal with.

[@BAChambers-235]

Gilear became pathetic after Fig got her horns and that’s when Fig changed her attitude.

[@thiefpotato2759]

​@@BAChambers-235 This. She kinda deserves Kristen after what she did to Gilear tbh.

[@Butterratbee]

Because Kristin is incredibly annoying

[@Pear1sb4sw1ne]

"We're still in the zone of truth... I ask one of the guards if they believe in God" HIGHLY underrated line

[@thepablorz]

You keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means.

[@illusionfate]

​@@thepablorz which word?

[@aryst0krat]

@@illusionfate underrated

[@joshuahumphries7743]

Underrated comment thread

[@HellInternAKACandyMD]

@@thepablorz My most fav line from The Princess Bride 🥰🥰🥰

[@sammauceri5266]

Ally was at their chaotic height this season, because like all sophomores, they had the self-deluded confidence of Freshman Year under their belt.

[@galenburghardt3272]

You just reminded me of how cool I felt that I finally got braids like the wrestler Vampiro sophomore year. Vampiro, probably best remembered for his affiliation with the Insane Clown Posse's JCL (Juggalo Championship Wrestling).

[@dorian4404]

But.... Liam on Crown of Candy though.... It's up there as well

[@bearstromwanderer4773]

Ok girlie

[@caithenry8429]

I dunno, we haven't seen the full season but Junior year Kristen is fully unhinged in ways that are all somehow the energy of the ribbon dancing

[@pastelprincess2018]

​@@caithenry8429 hii girlie

[@fruitylittleman8025]

kristen is truly the girlfailure we needed, and ally is a goddamn saint for giving us the blessing that is their chaos cleric

[@zacharynguyen7286]

Hope you are doing good and staying safe. If you need to talk to someone or need help, there are people who care. Sending support and hearts. ❤️❤️❤️❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@dimemesion20critposting53]

Alternate title: Sandra Lynn Faeth struggling to survive for 12 minutes and 35 seconds

[@britnicox3929]

The “Kristen! We’re in a *restaurant!*” gets me every time

[@HellInternAKACandyMD]

It definitely knocks off my shocked face from, "Straight guy, first time, blow job porn".

[@Xylophytae]

I'd be rich if I had a dollar for every time my sister has said something to that effect to my neurodivergent ass

[@nickelfront]

the best way i can describe ally’s comedy is like the thing in movies where someone goes up to another person and just hits a bunch of random pressure points on their body in a way that completely immobilizes them

[@ttt5020]

i love this

[@zacharynguyen7286]

Hope everyone doing good and staying safe. If you need to talk to someone or need help, there are people who care. Sending support and hearts. ❤️❤️❤️❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@WertzMS]

kenshiro of comedy

[@mossman15]

as a grown woman who works with teenagers on a regular basis, i have never related to a character more than sandralynn

[@kuno3336]

Hope you don't relate too much, lol, cause uuuuuuuh Sandra Lynn has problems

[@zacharynguyen7286]

Hope everyone doing good and staying safe. If you need to talk to someone or need help, there are people who care. Sending support and hearts. ❤️❤️❤️❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@paulflack5033]

Um, thanks?

[@harryking3913]

"No one shouts at officer Kristen!" is the cherry on top I love this character so much

[@pastelprincess2018]

Were you about to leave?"

[@oceanviolets1306]

Ally is so fucking good at making me SO fucking uncomfortable with the way Kristin handled basically everything about Sandra Lynn and Garte. Ally NAILED the awkward second hand anxiety of Kristin just not quite getting it and being so fucking bumbling youd forget just how high her charisma score is. Although with a dex of 4 I can see why she manages to get her foot in her mouth so much

[@MenachemSchmuel]

im not so sure that kristen didn't get it, it was just an extremely weird situation. she knows that sandra lynn isn't poly, she knows that sandra lynn was weirdly pushy about keeping her away from tracker, and she knows there's mind control stuff happening. there were very good reasons for her to keep being so pushy even after having been told multiple times to leave, even by riz. the awkwardness was a kind of tool for her to be able to keep digging into sandra lynn's business (rightly so, imo) without being threatening

[@Gshadin]

Second hand anxiety so good it gave me thirdhand anxiety

[@gir8244]

ally beardsley's specialty is just making the most hilariously uncomfortable characters ever penned and it's so good

[@ztoxicman]

Charisma Is based on sheer force of personality... And she is definitely a force of personality.

[@zacharynguyen7286]

Hope everyone doing good and staying safe. If you need to talk to someone or need help, there are people who care. Sending support and hearts. ❤️❤️❤️❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@gordonwiley2006]

Barely related, but I want to live my life with the kind of energy that Jawbone has throwing up the horns, saying his own name, and then walking away.

[@augustefrater662]

Love that he apparently has a cathphrase that's "🤘jawbone🤘"

[@Hypherius241]

FHSY was one some of the most wild Ally Beardsley has ever been, and thats saying a lot.

[@Tog1259]

i think sophomore year overlapped with the episode of total forgiveness where Ally secretly drinking at work

[@karinaosbourne9332]

Nothing makes me laugh harder than ally’s initial “ I’m a afraid of the dark”

[@spacekrill]

They start chanting "We need water to live!" and all I can hear is the gravelly voice of a tiny cricket whispering "dOn'T dRink WaTeR!"

[@ArcherWillows]

Kristen is such an interesting character because she literally seems like the least sexual person in the Bad Kids, and Fig seems like the most, yet it’s literally the other way around. Kristen becomes a menace whenever Tracker or Sandra Lynn are in close proximity, for completely different reasons.

[@trailblazer225]

I think that's definitely by design. Obviously Ally plays Kristen as a sheltered kid from an orthodox religious family who has just started to explore their own sexuality and break out of the shaming and restrictions that have been placed on them their whole life. It's a VERY real dynamic that people who have historically been sheltered and sexually repressed will go absolutely buck wild when they shake that off. At the same time, they often continue to have a very uncomfortable relationship with sex for a long while and alternate between being obsessed with it and repulsed by it because their whole moral system is rearranging itself. That's why it's very in character that Kristen is always the first one to voice the unspoken sexual questions or bring up sex when it's not being talked about. Meanwhile Emily definitely plays Fig as being a teen who is putting on a facade of being edgy and rebellious as a way of acting out for the chaos of her home life when we meet her and her strained relationship with her parents. The edginess is very much an act, which is why Fig's whole character is built around disguises and performances, so she wants to be perceived as someone who is super experienced and doesn't care what people think and all that, but in reality she very much is not, which is why she is overtly flirtatious and uses sexuality as a weapon but immediately feels out of her depth when she's in a position of even just kissing someone if she's not in disguise, because then it's not an act she's putting on, it's real, and who she really is is kind of a nerd and a sweetheart and sheltered in her own way. I know I'm preaching to the choir here, I just wanted to appreciate how good the roleplaying from both Ally and Emily is, they're incredible

[@zacharynguyen7286]

Hope everyon doing good and staying safe. If you need to talk to someone or need help, there are people who care. Sending support and hearts. ❤️❤️❤️❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@sumieel5163]

“I ask one of the guards if they believe in god” hit the nail on that scene right through my lungs

[@AleksandarBell]

I like that they get hit points because anything that happens after Kristen has a speech cannot be worse than this

[@minniemc3297]

“Kristen we are in a RESTAURANT” is just Dimension 20’s “Ma’am this is a Wendy’s”

[@samlewis6487]

The entire gang desperately trying to get Sandra Lyn to stop making bad decisions while she continues to make bad decisions is the best

[@MellSayzHi]

Yknow Brennan has stated that Emily was sent from hell to kill him. But Kristen Applesbees...Ally prayed to the Corn God to annoy the shit out of Brennan with their character

[@marissay8006]

The beginning of pirate brawl is ny FAVORITE interaction. Kristen saying to Sandra Lynn, without context, "but..... eggroll time" is SO good

[@jettisoncargo]

Ah, the patented Beardsley "Hm?"

[@lolli_popples]

The comedy of Kristen being unhinged and Riz just fucking standing there not knowing what to do and dying from second hand embarrassment is PEAK COMEDY.

[@HellInternAKACandyMD]

"I'm-not a traitor?! I don't know what to do!"

[@blacBroly2]

I think as a character, Kristen intentionally messes around with Sandralinn because she’s craving the attention of a material figure to replace the one she has with her real mom

[@s.schlum682]

Material girl~ XD

[@FunnyAnimatoFilms]

We are living in a material wigure And I am a material figure

[@peachpixiedust]

Does the character have a bad dynamic with their bio mom?

[@blacBroly2]

@@peachpixiedust yeah. Her bio parents are extremely religious and are hinted to be bigots.

[@peachpixiedust]

@@blacBroly2 damn, that's so sad I'm glad it's just a character lol

[@picklesthewise]

I feel like Fig is who I thought I was in high school and Kristen was who I actually was 😂

[@trailblazer225]

I feel like Fig is also who Fig thinks she is in high school and Kristen is who she actually is lmao

[@Karkatrielle]

kristen is like the absolute peak of teenager i have never seen a teenage character played so well

[@livefastshowfeet]

Like Kristen's banter with kalina killed me this season, she's so sassy 😭 they can roleplay a teenager so well

[@emericcson123]

Tbh I kinda understand now how tough my mom had it trying to explain social skills to me as her ND no filter kid lolol

[@emmy2749]

i got such bad second hand embarrassment from the whole garthy and sandra lynn situation that i had to skip it while i was watching the episode

[@graemeblakely6688]

"Hey more fun when youre not supposed to. 🤘jawbone🤘 I fucking forgot that line lmao

[@risxra]

I can’t watch most of this bc I haven’t watched Sophomore Year yet but Fabian’s little “…Kristen!” in that clip at the beginning has always been so funny to me, any friendship dynamic where one says or does something weird or inappropriate and the other is like “WHAT is wrong with you” hits different (also Fabian is blorbo and i have feelings about him having friends to HAVE those dynamics with lol)

[@dcsphinx2851]

Blorbo?

[@fantaaa.]

@@dcsphinx2851 blorbo from my shows

[@hithere7080]

So a straight man?

[@gir8244]

@@dcsphinx2851 "blorbo" is a term coined on tumblr to mean "character i enjoy to what some would consider to be an unhealthy degree" lol

[@Baeyatta]

Dear god please watch it as soon as possible. Season one of FH is so good, but sophomore year is like a beautiful gift. It gets into some of the most deep and wholesome moments of the whole series. Also Hilda- Hilda may be one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

[@AL-cc3mj]

Kristen and Riz’s sibling behaviour in some of these clips are too tier

[@samlewis6487]

"It's just kid stuff! We're not vaping, come on!"

[@he.said.teenjiejer]

i’ve watched this video so many times and brennan’s “ 🤟 jawbone 🤟” never isn’t the funniest thing in the world to me

[@HellInternAKACandyMD]

I want to thank both Zac and Lou, for helping me to know how to appropriately react to some scenes 😂

[@hairyteeth2449]

the fact that jawbone said his own name like a pokemon is just a happy little thought that pops in to my mind sometimes

[@lolli_popples]

Kristen and Riz barely go on solo missions together, but when they do it’s a disaster 100% of the time.

[@SpecialInterestUnit]

I feel like what we saw with Brennan and Emily as player and dm, was what we had with Kristen and various NPCs

[@PopPunkPowerbomb]

“yeah, read please” is such an under the radar but cutting as a way to tell someone to shut up

[@blackpeoplestorytime802]

Kristen would have made such a good peace cleric. If you reflavord it as love it represents so much of Kristen. One side of love being a platonic family like the love she has for friends and the fact she tries to keep them together. She truly believes in the power of having loved one by your side. Then there is the um tracker sife that she is very experienced with and clearly enjoys. She also loves getting into others people love lives.

[@HonestAlthalus]

The girls are all like "Yeah, we're wondering, we were ALL wondering" And the dudes are like "What? No! We don't care, we don't know and don't want to know. That's rude, what's wrong with you?"

[@imOverWhere]

KRISTEN WE'RE IN A RESTAURANT

[@linnic]

This was truly the most chaotic arc, everyone was unhinged on Leviathan

[@lizibeff]

I love ally "hm?" beardsley

[@ianscottpaterson]

Some of these had to be filmed when Ally was drunk for a week straight on Total Forgiveness

[@paperlynne7026]

THE BODY PROTECTS ITSELF AND SECRETES HIT POINTS 10:53

[@bruceainsworth5513]

Sandra Lynn will always be my number one opp for the "right now I work for you" comments... you ADOPTED that girl you are her ADOPTIVE MOTHER

[@michaelcarlton1484]

To be fair, Fig is basically everyone's step-sibling aside from Gorgug. Her mother is dating Adaine's foster dad who is also the "uncle" (we never got confirmation as to if Gorgug's theory about Jawbone being Tracker's dad or not was right) of Tracker is dating Kristen. Fig's step-dad is with Fabian's mother. Her birth-father is with Riz's mother.

[@esobelisk3110]

what does opp mean in this context?

[@trailblazer225]

@@esobelisk3110 "Opponent" or "Opposition". Opp is slang for someone you are in conflict with basically, your opposition or enemy.

[@tr1xtrr]

1:06 one of my favorite line deliveries

[@gir8244]

🤘 JAWBONE 🤘

[@StardewCoffee]

My mind must've cut out the Riz + Kristan Scene of them (mostly Kristan) cock blocking Sandra Lynn 😭 Now im kinda in love w/ the little cold war Kristan and Sandra Lynn have with each other while still retaining the weird as fuck canon dynamic they have with each other lol

[@teddyfail]

Because the rest of the episode is the fall of Fabian which easily eclipses everything else

[@alexiskahlert6788]

Ally is such a beacon of choas its both so funny and so terrifying at the same time cuz i am so the opposite if i played with them I'd be tearing my hair out

[@dogandchicken]

honestly one of the best seasons

[@dalthorn]

Saying “So help me god” loses so much of its meaning when you go up against someone with Kristen’s track record.

[@axolofa]

"That's 'officer'" is so fucking funny

[@rudiebjones]

I totally missed the shaka Jawbone moment lol

[@SquallL47]

"alright you have to go to the van" "wAT"

[@BG-wz1iu]

*whispers* even gilear makes me laugh so much lmao

[@gabriellapelosini8478]

It’s back. It’s back. Im back.

[@jooname]

"What?" "Hm?"

[@legionlegion6675]

Fine I’ll rewatch Fantasy High.

[@doreenh4340]

Kristen is so chaotic and fun, I love her 😂

[@indicafairy]

thank you for the captions!

[@carveylover]

Sandra Lynn just decided to give zero f*cks. She is grappling with having to live forever. The whole interaction between Sandra/Fig/Kristen/ Garty was truly so awkward and also incredibly human. People make mistakes. Mom's are people too, and they f*ck up sometimes.

[@lisavirginia_]

"haha jawbooone"

[@oof5196]

The first scene really gives the second one a reality check

[@BryanIra305]

I have never found Ally funnier than in D20. I finally understand how they got their job at CH because Ally’s Dropout era has been nothing short of outstanding.

[@ImustacheyouaQ]

The inspiring speech kills me

[@AMnotQ]

“So help me God (maybe) Kristin Applebees.”

[@CarlosRIOS777]

Sadly Kristen Applebees is also this teams HR Department.

[@fawkesk.7396]

Are we sure Sandra Lyn isn’t a paladin with a “Mom Aura”?

[@lovecanonlyburn]

more kristen compilations!!! ❤

[@jvwriter9028]

I love Kristen so much

[@geeksdo1tbetter]

I'm going to reorient how you're thinking about this interaction.

[@Sillylittlebaby69]

The funniest part of this I think is that I don’t know if Ally even remembers these genius choices like the Tasha’s Hideous Laughter and ribbon dancing bit I’m crying

[@mariammuller1576]

How is Ally so funny omg I can't 😂😂😂

[@Hotbox420_]

Kristen saying “But… eggroll time” to Sandra Lynn, who has no context of what that is, is one of the funniest things ever ohmygod 😭

[@allcats2473]

Time to rewatch I'm afraid

[@Cinnaaaaa]

I love how quickly Kristen went from Lawful to irreversibly Chaotic over the course of season 1 and ended up just as much of a wildcard as Fig

[@julius333333]

I love Allie

[@bushidotestu1997]

It was a bad idea to eat while watching this

[@nails8647]

Sandra Lynn framing the situation as "I'm your employee and this is invading my privacy" pisses me off so fucking much man. No Sandra, these are a group of young teenagers, one of whom is your DAUGHTER and one your niece-in-law. YOU are one of the only adults with them, essentially and narratively CHAPARONING. This is not an appropriate time to be ??? fucking off to have an affair with a magical pirate. Especially not so blatantly in front of your daughter and her friends--- who are now in the position of having to take over your emotional labor and decide if they should tell Tracker or not. Which is not their fucking job??? Be an adult. So deeply fucking careless. Lowkey hate her ass lol. Obviously, though that has more to do with me than anything else. She reminds me a lot of my own mother lol... But either way, props to Brennan he is such a good DM. Choices like these make the relationships all the more textured and compelling. And honestly Kristen plays it in such an awkward , hilarious way that it's hard to even take seriously😭. If I was in Ally's place I think I'd need to take a break from the table lmfao.... woops.

[@donovansingleton9096]

I knew that felt off, but I just couldn't put my finger on it

[@madboi8235]

I need a animated adaptation of everything d20

[@jamesryan9825]

I forgot how inappropriate Kristen was.

[@chriswhiting2926]

I love Ally

[@CarlosRIOS777]

I hope in Senior Year, we see an awkward situation between Kristen and Sandra Lynn

[@eldesconocidosenork5981]

Almost character from ally is truly at the bottom of my list in every season of Dimension 20, I cannot stand anything that any of them do, say or give as a message, but Gary Gygax as my witness I wouldn´t have the intrepid heroes with any of them missing. They truly are the Dream Team

[@Victoria-tp8zy]

I need to watch the rest of fantasy high, why do I have to be poor and latinoamericaaaaaaan

[@whiteskull1067]

It’s pretty affordable! It costs like an expensive cup of coffee or decadent slice of cake per month here in my third world country lol. I completely dropped Netflix for it, though. But I feel better supporting this team anyway.

[@whiteskull1067]

Unsleeping City is also amazing and is on KZbin for free. UC season 2 is great as well, and so is FH sophomore year and junior year. You see where your money goes too. The dome AND board are amazing in later seasons - most notably in Neverafter and FH junior year.

[@NpcManDoesStuff]

U just gotta love and hate her

[@LiaaaaaaaaAAAAAHH]

It does bum me out that Sandra Lynn is a better mom to both Kristen and Adaine than she is to Fig 😢

[@hyperfix8ed]

WEIRD! GIRL!

[@evan_sunprince]

I got so much joy out of kristin on sohphmore year, especially when making sandra lynn uncomferable. Cause tbh. Dont like sandralynn at all