So I Created an Unstoppable Amiibo...

[@icemanworldnetwork5533]

Video at the beginning: “Check out my Zelda amiibo.” Video at the end: “I’m laying in the grass outside waiting for McDonald’s.”

[@tyheartfilia2054]

Anime opening vs Anime ending

[@SeraphOC]

Drunk Alpha is amazingly funny and Jacob needs to pay Drunk Alpha more for the QUALITY content. Edit: Yes, I am aware that Jacob and Drunk Alpha are the same. It's a joke because Drunk Alpha acts so much differently than Jacob. Also, Jacob. Meglavona tweet when?

[@Tonyscarface04]

Iceman World Network, your name makes me sad :p

[@icemanworldnetwork5533]

TonyNite me too man😔

[@Tonyscarface04]

@@icemanworldnetwork5533 I wish he were still here

[@bigpapijose860]

Alpharad: “I would like to apoligize to Nobody“ Also Alpharad: *“My intelligence is almost frightening“*

[@mrgoosej]

Big Papi Jose Also Alpha: the classic B.B.A.P

[@hoodiesticks]

"I would like to apologize to Nobody" basically sums up Alpharad's channel.

[@fissionist2158]

The Odysseus reference!

[@whogavethedogalaptop]

Shoutouts to nobody!!

[@Astro_Crunch]

The bit with the camera getting stuck zoomed in may seem like an accident, but it was completely intentional. The way the camera jerks around evokes a feeling of disorientation and sickness in the viewer, which is a metaphor for how Alpha's liver must've felt a couple Zelda final smashes in. Truly, this is one of the greatest artistic achievements in human history.

[@HawkTeevs]

I never realized how deep they thought out that part.

[@WiiMoteGodYT]

j e r k s

[@zeke2388]

Not gonna lie, I though you were talking about the bit where they zoomed in on his face when eating the burger and got so confused.

[@KDWiii]

Whatever

[@deleteduser3455]

gay bowser didnt aim straight god bless america god bless gay bowser his aiming is gay too

[@Not_Aaron_]

The adobe stock footage era of Alpha has started

[@cjlite0210]

Failboat is still going through it

[@superllama6768]

We are hoping it lasts

[@cosmothevenusaur9888]

@@cjlite0210 and des

[@The_Soldier-of_Godrick]

@@superllama6768 it didn’t

[@alejandrocuevas3858]

The era is still strong

[@derekq8790]

“Im showing stock photos of drinks because we are drinking.” *dancing hotdog intensifies*

[@edfreak9001]

"I like how this Shulk main named himself after how many people wanna be his friends." Well now we know that Alpharad is a mean drunk.

[@jackalscry8173]

No, just an honest one.

[@PKmaster19]

What I expected: "Alpharad haha amiibo go brr" What I got: "Will Dianna get Alpharad his McDoubles or is she filing her taxes?"

[@FnegThomin]

Tune in next week to find out!

[@daxter956]

30:50 "She's treating ubereats like a mario party minigame" "What does that mean?" "... That she's not doing her job" The only joke ever to get funnier AFTER being explained

[@Pumpkin00002]

800 likes exactly, yet no replies. take an 801st like.

[@josettealyssafrancia4328]

"Bye bye Whimsicott...Your people need you..." I've never felt more emotion and laughter than ever before about WHIMSICOTT

[@ShadowMurloc483]

Alpha: "I realize my adobe plan gives me free stock footage" Me: "oh no"

[@thomashost272]

Knuckles?

[@Harjeevan20]

Alpharad plus gets better

[@LemonTurkeys]

I think you mean Jake

[@thegreatgatsby2635]

@@Harjeevan20 gotta love tyler editing

[@Jirbolicious]

The Great Gatsby i thought his name was poop gotta

[@raphm1239]

"you cant blame gay bowser for not aimming straight" ok, now that is funny

[@acroissant4337]

@Raph M Pretty rare for people to make a gay joke that is funny and isn’t at a gay person’s expense so I’m a fan of this one :)

[@Endershock1678]

Fancy Fox Depends on the community. Some communities make some hilarious gay jokes.

[@acroissant4337]

Endershock1678 true that, there is a good and tasteful way.

[@padre764]

Highlight of my fucking WEEK right there

[@flamingsword7341]

It’s even funny cuz he’s bi

[@Thebes342]

"Bro c'mon, it's Gay Bowser, you can't blame him for not aiming straight. And the Best Joke On Alpharad's Channel award goes to...

[@totallyahuman5055]

Best joke I have heard this year.

[@aaaaaahhhhhhh5124]

@FriskyCat

[@emmamora7]

“She’s treating Ubereats like a Mario Party mini game.” “What does that mean?” “...That she’s not doing her job.”

[@nate4137]

“3 2 1 GAY” is a close second

[@kirbstomp1338]

what in the fuck is that pfp

[@infamouswolf6655]

Alpharad: "buy Xenoblade chronicles definitive edition" Drunk Alpharad: "I hate shulk"

[@Hose_10]

Xenoblade* And yeah

[@DavidDiaz-cr9mq]

"zenoblade"

[@infamouswolf6655]

I misclicked lol, but now has been fixed

[@fwdooms2540]

Also alpharad: "shulk is the only jrpg protagonist that's the best character in the game"

[@Alpharad]

shulk xenoblade is great :) shulk smash bros is stinky :(

[@bengoodridge1697]

"I hate Shulk" *immediately plays Mechanical Rhythm*

[@jaxfinity1913]

He liked xenonlade, it’s one of his favorite games he just thinks Shulk in smash is bad

[@ventura535]

@@jaxfinity1913 thats the joke

[@CsSniper23]

*Plays ness in doubles*

[@jaxfinity1913]

Oh man my comment actually got hearted no way

[@bengoodridge1697]

@@jaxfinity1913 I know, I just thought it was funny

[@ZonTew]

Diana took the words "it's not about the destination, it's about the journey you made along the way " to heart.

[@berrys4718]

True.

[@tiredadmiral6758]

Who?

[@tiredadmiral6758]

Who?

[@berrys4718]

@@tiredadmiral6758 diana from pokemon i believe

[@calebmurray4438]

Sad the Ubereats driver delivering Alpha’s McDonald’s

[@donchan6464]

The funny internet man popped off for me beating his children’s toy, lets go dude.

[@ethanmccue4468]

You're DJ then? Good job

[@thesaladolla]

You're bananas

[@cjlite0210]

Why does this comment not have a heart?

[@fishyeah8574]

@@cjlite0210 he was busy saying sorry to his liver

[@londonsnow1850]

wasted your money becoming a member

[@MultiSoulZero]

Today's highlights: DJ, Gay Bowser, and the five-part series of Diana's McAdventure

[@sun5et956]

DJ is now on my list of respect

[@MelodyLumina]

what about misdirection cam

[@Mikustan39]

@@MelodyLumina You can’t forget about that one.

[@Balakin2]

i cannot BELIEVE you did not say "so long gay bowser" when gay bowser lost

[@illusionhill8289]

This is a defeat for gay right activists everywhere.

[@dominiclander5338]

I think they were too drunk

[@SteelCrustacean]

Sad fact, Gay Bowser might be gone for good since the new Mario 35th Anniversary Direct. So long, my old friend... Gay Bowser.

[@Balakin2]

@@SteelCrustacean yeah i saw that, this is a global disaster

[@Jirbolicious]

illusionhill and gay right activities

[@kalasrey4675]

"Damn, I can't believe this Shulk named himself after everyone who wants to be his friend" That boy did nothing to deserve that, hot damn

[@Cera_01]

He played Shulk.

[@Acheronpanda]

@@Cera_01 Nobody deserves that

[@kayorego6420]

Poor boyo...

[@medieocrity8903]

He’s a shulk main, like me :0

[@imminent_gans]

I saw this comment right as he said it, timing makes things better

[@kaisermoser2149]

Alternate Title: Two Alcoholics Destroy Their Livers Because Zelda Final Smash is Busted

[@ronnithewitch3259]

Busted on current smash. Sure...

[@ronnithewitch3259]

But I do like your title.

[@Starlit_Onion]

Alternate title: Alpharad just wants his McDonalds

[@notmakoto]

“Obligatory comment about how I could beat the amiibo” - Literally everyone in the comments

[@lalo2513]

YOOOO A KHR FELLA

[@Arroww]

I can probably beat the amiibo

[@gdirrelevant2589]

true

[@justsomeoneelse5942]

Oof

[@sapphire5780]

"But for real I could do it" - LittleTimmy2009

[@mitchellroussey4914]

“Never read, kids” - Jo, the English teacher

[@Hose_10]

Wait is he actually? Good comment, nonetheless

[@viaticaleye]

@@Hose_10 yes, yes he is

[@fisumethebest6765]

Pretty sure he isn't any more

[@10thletter40]

That was hilarious

[@Hose_10]

Cool

[@SansMain]

Alpha and Jo getting drunk while “monitoring” the Battle Arena has the same kind of energy as two middle aged moms getting drunk at the playground and letting their kids get lost in the ball pit

[@hillefoozy]

"It's Gay Bowser, you can't blame him for not aiming straight" How do you think of that while drunk, either way it's great

[@Historiklo]

I love how about a solid 3-5 mins was just dedicated to Alpharad getting McDonald’s

[@ginichimaru001]

Just wait till you see his nugget review

[@ginichimaru001]

Alpha please order a J Balvin meal

[@aker3773]

Trueeeeeee!!!!

[@dominickf6095]

It should have been titled, "It took too long to get my McDonald's"

[@merpymerpington9175]

Best part of the video tbh

[@freezeboy13]

"I would like to apologize to nobody" -Alpharad

[@FrumpDump]

"Gay cam." -Alpharad

[@theodoric4270]

Breaking news: Alpharad states publicly that he apologizes to nobody.

[@beepboprobotsnot3748]

Get you a man who looks at you the way Alpharad looks at his McDouble.

[@Stone_Raven]

Would prefer a women personnally

[@toastmoast1933]

@@Stone_Raven I'd prefer a big mac

[@art-cs6us]

@@gren8te319 why are u seriously bringing politics here

[@gren8te319]

@@art-cs6us i'm sorry. i felt bad about it so i deleted the comment

[@zekesmith6332]

Looking forward to being with you while intoxicated?

[@nickbartholomew8545]

To quote Drunk Alpharad: “Stop it, you’re drunk.”

[@modernkiwi6447]

The most unnerving part about this video is that I can’t tell if they’re actually drunk. They just talk drunk normally

[@noahross9410]

That’s pure shitter talk

[@shadowhegog9798]

I feel that the Amiibo cinematic universe is filling the void the CPUCS has left in our souls

[@yoink297]

@Leonard Hutson bot

[@shadowhegog9798]

Leonard Huston yes

[@Evatyl]

Nice pfp

[@owenshultz1324]

Who remembers skillshare kirby

[@aerospherology2001]

When's the ACS starting?

[@fnafwarrior5317]

I'm just saying: this felt like an emotional journey of two wasted men on the look out for Diana

[@GeorgeMarionerd]

Don't mind me, just liking every comment.

[@jstar3382]

@@GeorgeMarionerd dude stop it's so annoying

[@Link-4875]

"God dammit Diana you did it again"

[@riodude360]

DJ, not the "hero" we deserved, but the "hero" we needed.

[@Vallshen]

ah yes, a "jojo" fan

[@alchmar9837]

Quote of the year: “I got the goods, I got the game, I got the mojo.”

[@dr.mexico9265]

I would like this comment, but currently it's at 69 likes. Knowing that '69' is the funnie internet number, I will respect it. Just know that you still have internet points from me. Edit: You now have 81 likes. I can't now give you more internet points. You will have 82 as of now.

[@sans2351]

As of now it’s at 110 because of me

[@Quinnsula5]

That was jack best quote

[@maxgoldstein6309]

I would've gone with: "Goddammit Diana, you did it again"

[@crockoclock]

Alternative title: Smash Bros but the video ends when we eat our McDouble

[@jacobphake6935]

*looks at video length* Huh, this a bit long for an amiibo video “Imma get the alcohol” Oooooohhhhh

[@winternet6730]

when he says he's getting the alcohol you know why its a long video

[@SeraphOC]

More fun to watch if you take your shots along with him

[@tax1283]

Cutting between Alpha and Jo in the latter half felt like a classic Drake and Josh skit. Jacob is drunk laying in the grass, waiting for McDonald's while Jo is having a small crisis

[@estyboi5927]

Respect Roy mains man, if it weren’t for us your house would be haunted rn

[@Fizz-Q]

Roy is always the boy except in fe 6 in fe 6 he doesn't exist

[@AyoAngel_]

A fellow Roy main I see :)

[@Chuckles-9838]

That’s true

[@Ace-xkiv]

Ahhh yes. Our boy Roy. I as a main of him thought at first I WAS seeing the ghost, so I thought I could kill them. Then I stopped seeing them, but Roy just kept on swinging those aerials... I wonder... do WE control Roy? Or does Roy control us? Because sometimes he just throws out moves I don’t want him to, in soo many different areas now XD

[@Fizz-Q]

@@Ace-xkiv lol

[@brycedemaranville]

The fact that they have no idea what they're talking about half the time because they are drunk makes this 10x funnier

[@FriskyCat]

Came for the games, stayed for the Diana-McDonalds story arc. Edit: 2.9k likes???? Holy crap, this is like my most viral comment of all time! Thanks, and uh, listen to Swing Away!

[@Gyanez1124]

I loved the Israel arc too back in FWOB.

[@DEG99Y]

Im just imagining someone Diana knows being an alpharad Fan and being like "hey did you deliver a mcdouble to a guy called Jake?" He dissed you in a youtube video."

[@DnDj282]

I never realize when alpha gets drunk... because he always makes dumb jokes (FUNNY!!! :D).

[@fletcheragenda6014]

I now have context for that not alpharad video

[@mdnurgaman7304]

Bruh, thank you for the spoiler

[@funnylaughed7423]

Honestly I feel like Diana was going for a joy ride and the five minutes she spent staying still was her getting pulled over by the cops

[@liaminator4950]

she was driftin like a goddamn joycon

[@daftbanana1]

@@liaminator4950 left joycon to be specific

[@Theathe-fm2xl]

@@daftbanana1 goddamn left joycon, always screwing me over.

[@DeanCalhoun]

I cannot express the amount of joy and satisfaction I felt when jacob finally got his mcdonald’s

[@cameroncooper5941]

It was honestly a saga in and of itself.

[@Sephini]

Gotta love episode with a solid subplot.

[@cyan_chaoticsplays9400]

NOW I WANT MCDONALDS

[@mokeymale8350]

When you’re in a college area, so many UberEats drivers are exactly like Diana. I’ve had so many orders take longer than the maximum wait time because they would just sit at an intersection for an eternity

[@pedrovillarreal6073]

Alternate Title: Alpharads Quest for the McDouble

[@MaximumEffortMediaOfficial]

More like Alpharads Quest for the best thing after alcohol

[@manabusparks7140]

If he had a penny for every stock this amibo took he probably could have gotten a mc double

[@calebmurray4438]

Alternate title 2: half of the outside of the house reveal + filming room reveal

[@megasimp5137]

Or as diana would say, Jake's quest for the mc double

[@koop8934]

No the comment just passed 420 likes it’s at 421 NOOOOO

[@notoriousyolkhound4600]

God i love drunk jacob "wheres the.. reticle? thats a long word."

[@kindoflame]

Alpharad always says the best things about Pokemon when he's drunk. "I wish Heracross was my dad." "Bye bye whimscott. Your people need you."

[@StarKnight54]

The 'Alpharad Out Of Context' twitter profile is gonna love this

[@LuckySketches]

"I would like to apologize to Nobody" Dude, that's cold. He didn't even apolo- oh, wait.

[@Jirbolicious]

Alexander Carter the capitalization changes things

[@steamyfool3631]

it's like freaking Odysseus all over again...

[@LuckySketches]

@@steamyfool3631 Now that you mention it I'm willing to bet that his tag is a reference to the Odyssey.

[@littlemisseevee2309]

I cant like this because its the nice number

[@LuckySketches]

@@littlemisseevee2309 Your comment is appreciated more than a like.

[@Closet_lol]

"I like how this Shulk main's name is how many people want to be his friend" *I'm not even a Shulk main and I'm hurt*

[@Rarest26]

I play him often. You can bet it feels worse.

[@spinosaurusaegypticus8341]

@@Rarest26 then you also have no friends

[@elliotcampbell7284]

Yo, Annette best girl!!

[@Closet_lol]

@@elliotcampbell7284 :D

[@maxeon0937]

Ah yes, *nobody friends*

[@mindless9750]

The intros to the amiibo videos make this my favorite series on Alpharad.

[@GeorgeMarionerd]

Don't mind me, just liking every comment.

[@RileyB_226]

Epic

[@agintofchoas7014]

Im here for the lore

[@Boomerkbom57]

@@GeorgeMarionerd nice

[@ZeroCr0w]

Diana’s over here on an epic quest to find the Golden Fleece.

[@Nat_the_Chicken]

I'd have thought it's the reverse: Jacob went on a quest out his door to find the Golden Arches. Plus his name is kinda close to Jason. Just saying.

[@lazypaladin]

Did my boi just make a Jason & The Argonauts reference?

[@eddiemate]

Either that or she’s messing around with her Hunters. It’s hard to be sure.

[@Nat_the_Chicken]

@@eddiemate The Hunters of -Artemis- Diana

[@VannMunson]

@@Nat_the_Chicken Yeah but he's not Jason. He's Jacob. Don't get it twisted.

[@microwave820]

“The world will never know” “And I’m the world”

[@punkipatchmusic]

Za warudo

[@BlazeEmerald]

So Alpha is raocow then?

[@nutballnutball6204]

this man be speakin facts

[@microwave820]

Ur kinda quirky

[@josjo3426]

this man be speaking facts

[@jimjimson8259]

The drunk part of this video feels like alpha is talking to a specific person the whole time

[@meetballer]

The intros for the amiibo videos could not be any more perfect

[@SnazzyVEVO]

I don’t care, stop self promoting. (Some guy Deleted his self promotion, sorry bout that, enjoy the comments.)

[@murtymcfly]

@@SnazzyVEVO huh

[@Apotheosister]

@@murtymcfly For context some loser named vGodFN self promoted then deleted their comment.

[@LuEz49]

SnazzyVEVO what?

[@Franckndaboni0000]

I ruined the 69 likes sorry

[@walkerrichardson3873]

This slowly turned into Alphard Plus halfway through.

[@Gaareth_]

It's happening, Plus is finally taking over Alpharad

[@1AMdoesSomething]

Plussy Fans Rise Up

[@notusedanymore8523]

plussy rebellion

[@joshuamount413]

Alpha plus is dead guys its deluxe now

[@walkerrichardson3873]

@@joshuamount413 This comment was before it was dead my dude

[@umbalofomuitoobeso8957]

"I would like to apolagize to nobody" i laughed so much in that part

[@nathanielrainford888]

Short 🅱️@n Short 🅱️@n

[@smallj900]

That live action part where Diana gave Jacob the people’s elbow from her intersection was my favorite part of the video. 10/10 would watch again

[@Jcaste]

The true antagonist of this video is Diana holding up the McDonald’s

[@DueNorthGaming]

I love your pfp!

[@keiththelaird]

Every good story needs an even better villain!

[@Jcaste]

DueNorth The Weeb thank you!

[@Jcaste]

Gumby I do love me some Alpharad content

[@Jcaste]

Keith "The" Laird Diana played her role perfectly

[@bingleman0225]

Ludwig title: "My fans gave me alcohol poisoning"

[@jyankees0274]

"How I became the drunkest person IN THE WORLD with a $13 toy"

[@diegovane5827]

“My Amiibo almost got me killed…”

[@kakapocsatorna978]

My fans a playing so bad that they are killing me

[@grohlski8669]

no this is already a Ludwig title bc lud literally asks alpha for help with titles

[@ShallBePurified]

"I hate Shulk." Proceeds to play Xenoblade music.

[@heir2themonado422]

Even Xenoblade fans hate Shulk in smash

[@brianv9242]

The music slaps tho

[@cz-kick]

@Jeremy Bouwhuis there has never been a more accurate comment on this subject than yours. i learned a good bit about playing shulk, just to counter shulk

[@sebastiendennis2648]

The worst part about Shulk is his dialogue. It’s so ‘monodo’-nous.

[@Phanxify]

@Jeremy Bouwhuis I think its more accurate for people who played Xenoblade to describe Reyn as complicated and to feel.. conflicted about his character and his inclusion in the party. Meanwhile I think Sharla and Riki were more on the "No one likes" area and Dunban, Fiora, Melia, and Shulk were in the "people likes" area for having a spot in the party during Xenoblade.

[@shaunthesheep24]

Gay Bowser: "Let's smash bro!" He didn't say no homo.

[@liaminator4950]

Why would he

[@totallyahuman5055]

Why would he? He's gay

[@cabracadabra3054]

why would he tho

[@francieudosegundo508]

*but why would he*

[@startheperson8610]

but why

[@bennygummm]

if Pianta gets in smash like she wants, his final smash will obviously be "I'm a Chuckster"

[@Amitlu]

It'lll be their only move, Grab/A/B/C/Smash/Shield/Taunt

[@It-is-a-Smash-Hit]

her move can travel through spacetime and look like a normal grab that covers the entirety of training mode's stage

[@treedude4246]

HES STILL A MURDERER MOMMY

[@thengyyy4062]

Imagine being Jacob's son and whenever you run away from him during a drinking night he whispers, "he do be kinda shmooving tho"

[@cowspawnerthecringeworthy7815]

*likes in disgust

[@ompatel187]

I absolutely hate this Full Stop.

[@gronglus25]

excellent comment, like 4 you

[@chessycopter9619]

9:08 this was sakurai’s thought process for creating small battlefield.

[@jblen]

"I miss whimsicott" Me too man. Me too. *Cries in season 6 bans*

[@EthanMickanen]

Alpharad: I made an unstoppable amiibo Everyone: We know

[@RaulDiaz-mp8ms]

DJ: Hold my beer.

[@GeorgeMarionerd]

Don't mind me, just liking every comment.

[@NintenJoe]

@@GeorgeMarionerd shut up George

[@EthanGrantC]

Jacob gets really passive-aggressive when he's drunk

[@thatgirlinamask8699]

Jake*

[@PikaKip32]

ThatGuyInAMask from State Farm?

[@aaroncuffee3079]

@@thatgirlinamask8699 no its Jacob

[@thatgirlinamask8699]

@@aaroncuffee3079 Jacob? I only watch Jake and Joe on Alpharad. Jacob is the dude from Alpharad Deluxe;

[@hurt4322]

@@thatgirlinamask8699 the way home

[@floormatt8]

Can't wait to hear something on the level of "Heracross is my dad" Alright Whimsicott is pog

[@GeorgeMarionerd]

Don't mind me, just liking every comment.

[@AppleWoods6]

"I think if you have enough spirit, you can do anything" That's like the most shonen anime thing I've ever heard...

[@siren-nate6565]

Alpharad: This is an invincible amiibo! His audience: Alpharad, this is the 7th week in a row you've shown an invincible amiibo on your youtube channel.

[@Some_Gurl1353]

29:40 “There is no McDoubles only my pug shirt” - Alpharad 2020

[@jeans4460]

“whimsicott died” is the spiritual successor to “i wish heracross was my dad”

[@miqwerty]

My favorite part was when Alpha said he was gonna use stock footage to accompany each of the drinks but then used one stock clip and gave up. That's funny as shit, I dunno why.

[@crppledizzle9374]

doesn't even matter how hard you try Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme To explain in due time All I know Time is a valuable thing Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings Watch it count down to the end of the day The clock ticks life away It's so unreal Didn't look out below Watch the time go right out the window Tryin' to hold on, did-didn't even know I wasted it all just to watch you go I kept everything inside and even though I tried It all fell apart What it meant to me will eventually Be a memory of a time when I tried so hard I tried so hard and got so far But in the end it doesn't even matter I had to fall to lose it all But in the end it doesn't even matter One thing, I don't know why It doesn't even matter how hard you try Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme To remind myself how I tried so hard In spite of the way you were mockin' me Acting like I was part of your property Remembering all the times you fought with me I'm surprised it got so far Things aren't the way they were before You wouldn't even recognize me anymore Not that you knew me back then But it all comes back to me in the end You kept everything inside and even though I tried It all fell apart What it meant to me will eventually Be a memory of a time when I tried so hard I tried so hard and got so far But in the end it doesn't even matter I had to fall to lose it all But in the end it doesn't even matter I've put my trust in you Pushed as far as I can go For all this There's only one thing you should know I've put my trust in you Pushed as far as I can go For all this There's only one thing you should know I tried so hard and got so far But in the end it doesn't even matter I had to fall to lose it all But in the end it doesn't even matter

[@SirGigster]

"You're making your fans play against this amiibo there is no way you're going to heaven" I'm pretty sure with the terrible rule sets and Ness doubles that was already out of the question

[@nathanielrainford888]

Omg imagine not being able to come up with a creative name

[@jbpython2349]

"my liver just cringed" never heard that one before

[@nathanielrainford888]

He drank so much last time that his liver made itself a functioning face and cringed

[@Luxin_Xeno]

jacob: shulk mains have no friends also jacob: xenoblade is my favorite game

[@420bakedLizard]

There is a big difference, my friend

[@HunterTracks]

Gay Bowser: "Let's smash, bro" Zelda: _challenge accepted_

[@nataliasoto9681]

SHHHHH ARE YOU CRAZY DUDE, you’ll attract, *The shippers*

[@arthurmorgan835]

@@nataliasoto9681 What?! Who would ship Gay Bowser and Zelda wth!

[@nataliasoto9681]

@@arthurmorgan835 GAYnondorf

[@grahamgiesbrecht3655]

I cannot tell you how livid i am that they never said "so long gay bowser"

[@thestain8004]

They can't say that because he didn't go anywhere lmao

[@CsSniper23]

They should’ve kicked him after he lost and said that

[@alphadragon601_9]

“A weaker man wouldn’t compare Apple and oranges but I’m not weaker man” -Jacob Alpharad 2020

[@justasiggurk4614]

"jake alpharad"

[@danielreinoso3821]

Zelda: *uses final smash* *cries in Adobe stock images*

[@GeorgeMarionerd]

Don't mind me, just liking every comment.

[@mcmoistylol9758]

25:22 the funniest thing about this clip is the rising intensity of their laughter

[@rusty8311]

7:41 I never noticed this before, but Min-Min’s final smash leaves a laser beam path on the stage for a second. That’s a cool detail.

[@knackgamer8793]

Awesome!

[@mrdoometernal]

As someone who mains Ridley and has Ganon and Hero as secondaries, I can say with full confidence that we are your shitters Alpha

[@egg04]

I also main Ridley and has Ganon and Hero as secondaries, but I can say with full confidence that I have never once took a shit on the toilet for Alpha

[@msn2524]

I actually can’t wait to see how far he takes the stock footage

[@captainchaos5705]

22:35 Punishing a shield break with an SD is some powerful energy

[@M12GProductions]

This thumbnail just makes me shiver in anticipation for a Byleth amiibo: I'm gonna give it increased move speed, weapon attack, and shield break, and name it Bye-Byleth. Nobody take that from me.

[@cornyclickables3480]

thank you for the idea

[@Amitlu]

@@cornyclickables3480 I just wonder what a Min-Min amiibo will be like. (and not just in-game. I demand her arms be made out of real noodles)

[@GeorgeMarionerd]

Don't mind me, just liking every comment.

[@cornyclickables3480]

@@Amitlu a b

[@benjamincortes9409]

Feed Azura to byleth to give both Attack with weapons and Speed

[@J.Blazer]

"Chrom is like, the kinda guy who, if he just 'unga-bunga's at me, he might win." - internet funnyMan 2020

[@Rarest26]

That’s how every Chrom plays tho

[@ethanjang1061]

12:59-16:07 imagine this battle was like in an anime and you're the person holding a camera filming from a distance

[@underdog_empire]

I just wish that I didn't SD like that on my first stock, it really would have been a great redemptive arc.

[@ch1LLzard]

For some reason, it makes me so happy that Jacob actually got his McDoubles. I was invested in the drama more than the plot.

[@zernek9199]

“This video is brought to you by my liver seeking for mercy.” *mood*

[@Nat_the_Chicken]

Begging, I think

[@zernek9199]

The 148th Kakapo no it’s seeking 6:30

[@Nat_the_Chicken]

@@zernek9199 Oh, so it is. It was Alpha's weird choice of words then, which makes sense because he was drunk

[@zernek9199]

The 148th Kakapo lmao drunk Alpha is my favorite thing

[@lonk8529]

“You can run from your problems, but you can’t run from God” “I mean, you can’t really run from your problems either...” Profound

[@Original_user]

If cops are a problem I can run from my problem

[@ivanadame7869]

Gay bowser saying “let’s smash bro” is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time.

[@ianp9163]

You could see the joy in Jacobs eyes when he took a bite out of that mcdouble

[@1AMdoesSomething]

7:10 as a Zelda Trainer, that is one of many throw strings the Zelda amiibo can do. Here a list of what strings she can do: At low she’ll do either Down Throw NAir (as mentioned there) or Up Throw Up Air Around 40%, she’ll do Down Throw BAir which can kill super early Starting at 80-90 she can Down Throw Up Air to kill as well as Up Tilt Up Air. Up Tilt at Low can also string into itself, the Up Smash and even Up Air which can rack up Damage Quickly. Zeldas a really great amiibo (A on the amiibo Tier List). I am not the best Zelda trainer for there are others much better than my three but I seem to be the only one who ever talks about her strings. She’s a really exciting character to see in amiibo and those strings mentioned above really really make her very entertaining plus her ability to kill SUPER Early.

[@dude99121]

Thanks for sharing!

[@LucisNaturae]

Gr.

[@Theplatzguy]

Thanks for sharing

[@Blushootingstxr]

I do understand /ANY/ of these terms, I just play the game and call them moves.. Is there a proper name for everything?

[@anonymousclown3872]

21:09 “So long Gay Bowser” -Mario from Super Mario 64

[@judah4753]

So I REALLY want “God Dammit Diana” to become a thing now.

[@interhistoria5632]

I wasn't expecting to be so enthralled about the Diana part.

[@nicholasrichard6847]

Nobody: Whimsicott: Change da world, my final message. Goodbye

[@tristanbowles7258]

*Whimsicott was banned from VGC*

[@rft1076]

that was so fitting

[@yeyo3604]

Drinking challenge: take a drink every time they say “Donkey Kong is a cool dude”

[@ParkAir33]

When you say "drinking challenge", you mean like drinking water because youre challenging us to stay hydrated right?

[@u5654]

@@ParkAir33 yes let stay hydrated

[@u5654]

and make sur not 2 die of water

[@iforgottheotherone9991]

32:58 So my name is David. Everybody I know calls me David, everybody who knows me calls me David. Then I enter AG Biology and the teacher calls me “Dave”. He is the only one to this day who has called me that. I’m not Dave I’m David, don’t get it twisted.

[@douglassobotka9630]

Okay Dave

[@christiankim6864]

Whatever you say davie

[@tommytherunner]

Classic Davo

[@Auburn_Drifter]

If it makes you feel better half my friends don't even know my name is Elijah because everyone just calls me Eli 😂🤣🤣

[@AlexiaHoardwing]

Andrew - Drew

[@skeletastic309]

Gay Bowser embraced the philosophy of "play lame, be gay"