So I cried in a Minecraft tournament...

I screamed a lot. I was in fear.
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So I played in Minecraft Mondays...

[@bigmac6128]

Jshclatt: WE HAVE THE ADVANTAGE WE DO THIS FOR A LIVING Also Jschlatt: how do I sprint

[@villus9384]

Schlattwalk

[@applecrisp1]

I find it ironic that Carson and jschlatt play mc for a living but techno won despite the fact they didn’t consider him one of them

[@Kasey.Kro543]

Almost everyone else does that for a living lmao but they can keep dreaming

[@jusufallah-aho1477]

also jschlatt: is fucking stupid because doesn't like stal

[@colonelcrockett2250]

“Is this safe?” “Yeah!” “You sure..?” *famous last words.*

[@user-vs9du4rq8r]

F in the chat

[@thatguy4974]

F

[@wyattplaysmc1357]

F

[@van-bx8xm]

F

[@mrclouddistrict4632]

F

[@jimborrow3204]

Today marks the 1st anniversary of the CallMeCarson crying meme As of June 27 2021 it is now the 2nd anniversary of the CallMeCarson crying meme

[@madlibs6729]

He made a blunder and cried like a baby

[@matthewguy1155]

A little bounder

[@Justus-ev2md]

i thought this video was done in like december man HOLY SHIT

[@kyle_mk17]

Wow I'm fricking old. .

[@kyle_mk17]

@Aidan Wise Apologies i have updated my previous comment .

[@courtofowls8446]

10:22 Schlatt just channeled Morty’s voice

[@Loeyissentech]

I don't hear it lmao

[@Olkin_]

Aw shit rick!

[@LeoVibriAndBoggo]

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[@osciemon]

Nice

[@Loeyissentech]

@@LeoVibriAndBoggo could you please put more emojis in your comment

[@moswaggy]

18:52 When I first heard of this meme, I didn’t know who Carson was, so I always thought this was a 12 year old crying.

[@babyyodamainyoutube]

Wtf

[@Atrexiaa]

Little do you know he an adult

[@enzocold6611]

@@Atrexiaa He just has a babyface

[@mr.molduga]

Same

[@prateekgiridhar9437]

Shit dude same

[@johnkennedy8622]

“Dude it’s SKY! He’s gonna be high and sad!” Best thing I’ve heard all day

[@emaciatedFlower]

Burst out laughing when I heard that but is kinda sad when you think into it

[@ranpo_edogawa]

It made me sad more than laugh. F

[@camerondavis801]

High and sad😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@samuraijackoff5354]

I mean its true

[@CallMeCarsonLIVE]

To clarify this wasn't a jab, I actually have loved talking to Adam. But whenever I've talked to him he's been very reserved and high, which was what I was getting at lol

[@vernzmarcobenitez2332]

Seeing jschlatt sprinting is like watching your baby try to walk for the first time.

[@TheCoffeeCrafterMinecraft]

hey you were in the video

[@GeneratedPerson]

Bro you got held by a man that’s pretty gay

[@imjustrandom1183]

Jschlatt Sprinting...We Never Saw It Coming. Also I never knew that he didn't know how to sprint anyways.

[@ackminecrer9165]

Dean P are you assuming the apple’s gender?

[@randomchannel609]

Dean P bruh you just awesome an apples gender not to brag but my uncle is Barack Obama so I’ll see you in hell

[@abolje19]

18:47 CallmeCarson fans reading his allegation like:

[@justabakedpotato8904]

Beat me to it 17 hours... damn it

[@QuetschKuh]

It's so sad that these allegations are getting him basically cancelled. Sure it was illegal but in reality that is so god damn insignificant.

[@Helicopter7]

@@justabakedpotato8904Oh hey I’ve seen you in a big onions stream where he was watching pokimane

[@justabakedpotato8904]

@@Helicopter7 ayyy i remember you too

[@wooper3107]

I wanted to make a joke like this, good job

[@sarahlin6600]

I’ve never appreciated Cooper more until he played Pom Pom while Carson was talking to Ninja

[@meowcow21]

Pomf pomf

[@sarahlin6600]

Original Username I’ve made a mistake

[@BlueSnake-lm7dv]

I saw this comment and waited for it

[@Johannes-sq4es]

Carson looked so uncomfortable then! Pure gold

[@solarcello]

srah loon I don’t because I was drinking and spat out my water and it’s midnight I have school and my bed is wet now. I cannot sleep. I hate cooper for that

[@bruhthatsdisgusting]

I always see Carson as a pretty chill guy and laid back... And then stuff like this happen 18:47

[@acousticfoam4184]

A person u found Gamer who wouldnt react that way in that situation

[@ashiicakes3745]

“Man why is everyone calling Carson an ape he’s not even that ba- Oh okay.”

[@angellightell5511]

:0

[@takrequiem5706]

So this is were the meme that Carson cry’s over Joe comes from. (Kept seeing this through Instagram)

[@levithedragon2208]

He cry

[@Lixishum]

I’m dying rn I’m literally seeing people who I watched years ago actually play Minecraft again It’s actually sad how many times I recognized people and got excited over seeing them

[@teddybeargoalie5135]

Honestly same, these people led me to play minecraft and now they are all back and reunited.. I felt like I was on ecstacy while watching this video

[@stinky6521]

Kiera S saaaaame

[@fykskyle5526]

Dude its like seeing the past slowly piece its self together once again after being broken apart through the years

[@eli_silver_9005]

SAME BRO I REMEMBER ALMOST EVERYONE

[@orbanimations1677]

Truly beautiful it is

[@brickjam69]

18:52 He clearly doesn’t like it!

[@Not-iy9ji]

I don't know why he was crying from that

[@renay7370]

That was fake crying

[@LiamWuzHere567]

It looks like a real cry tho- That’s trippy to me

[@numnum8646]

I know what video that’s from

[@tox1c_box]

18:47 *Wuh, wh-?* JSchlatt: Carson, are you okay? *_the breakdown begins_* *NO-HO-* *NO-HO-HO-* *NO-HO-* *NO-HO-* *NO-HO-HO-HO-HO* *_table slam x3_* *_NOOOOOOOOOOOO!_* *_WH- NO YOU'RE JOKING!_* *_A A A A-_*

[@yeeyee7961]

you can actually make a great script

[@sausagevol7037]

U fell for the classic survival games trap

[@justraspy]

Toxic Box My favourite song

[@cloudhhhh]

_A A A A A-_

[@kimjongun910]

Toxic Box n

[@emilee6727]

*sky trying to say hi to Carson the entire time* *like 10 minutes in* Carson: OH ITS SKY! HES GONNA BE HIGH AND SAD!!

[@joshanderson3399]

Rawr xD

[@kimichrist]

74 6F 70 20 31 30 20 20 6E 69 67 67 61 73 20 77 68 6F 20 68 61 64 20 74 6F 20 6C 65 20 65 70 69 63 6C 79 20 6C 65 20 73 74 65 61 6C 20 6C 65 20 64 69 61 6D 6F 6E 64 73

[@amanamnamnam]

@TG_Joey I just googled, it means "The quick brown 🦊 jumps over 13 lazy 🐶"

[@uhmarty]

I was right on that part

[@scott5493]

@@amanamnamnam Pretty sure its "top 10 niggas who had to le epicly le steal le diamonds"

[@justicekahler4779]

Seeing Jerome and Canadian in survival games together really hit me hard

[@stinky6521]

DUDE SAME I LITERALLY SCREAMED “THEYRE FRIENDS AGAIN?!?!?!”

[@itsjoesantos9553]

@@stinky6521 They never stopped being friends I don;t think. Mitch just took a break for a few months.

[@tahseenkhan3629]

Fr tho!

[@briarrr__]

I almost cried

[@mykubaka]

Bandicam

[@just_lucyy]

I've been going through a hard time in my life again. Back in middle school, Carsons SMPLive vods helped me feel better. I am going through a much harder time, and Carson's old videos are helping me. Thank you Carson. I'll be there when you start streaming again. Edit: This is late, but I know he's back. And things are getting better for me.

[@Mech126.]

At this rate he never going to post

[@FatalFrostbyte29]

@@Mech126. look at his twitter

[@Mech126.]

@@FatalFrostbyte29 yea I saw he be coming back soon my cousin showed me the tweet

[@bensonlawson_]

Relatabel

[@bruhpopoppoop2759]

Same bro

[@itsdoug7814]

Are we not gonna talk about how Carson was profusely sweating while playing a block game

[@IAm-zo1bo]

say that again i'll show you my block

[@RaylaEclipse]

I mean, I'd be sweating too if $10000 was on the line

[@yoreru]

It is not just a block game...

[@michael-gary-scott]

@@yoreru it's not just a block game, it's a life style

[@yoreru]

@@michael-gary-scott its *THE* block game

[@orangehes]

18:54 Carson crying and Jschlatt’s chaotic laugh is such an odd yet hilarious combo

[@sameerhasan8101]

Exactly bro! 😂😂😂😂

[@dad2909]

@Chadwick Boseman can you shut the fuck up, you just joined 2 months ago.

[@jeffbezos6072]

@Chadwick Boseman *d* *u* *d* *e*

[@itsluckyandroy1500]

18:55 this is why started

[@thatdinosaur6868]

@Chadwick Boseman Welp heres a copy of minecraft then

[@playr1077]

I think this is the most painful and miserable perspective of the entire event

[@davefred]

Speak for yourself. Funniest duo there.

[@sagefm808]

You didn’t see miniladd and Leon Lush get ass raped the whole game

[@tgt773]

Ninja was so miserable since he had no idea how to play the game

[@andrewcampbellmcdonald3530]

you also didnt see miniladd and Leon lush ask Ninja if he liked cock and balls

[@peppyboi9710]

What about the blevins dude

[@ClaytoonZX]

"CallMeCarson is getting cancelled? I wonder why" Me after finding out why: 18:52

[@gomboach]

Why

[@swissnumbaone3395]

Just a reminder china has concentration camps or did that fall out of the trend?

[@swissnumbaone3395]

and u guys acting like hes hitler

[@r0achm3at]

I don’t see what’s so bad about the age, my 17 y/o brother dated a 19 year old, it’s not that strange. Also if it happened when Carson was 19 and he’s like 21 now then why now all of the sudden is it a big deal? *I hope Carson comes back soon tho, I miss his content*

[@balloonwithglasses]

me too

[@smellfella3894]

I’ve never heard a more genuine cry in my life, and I love how Schlatt laughs maniacally the whole time 18:52

[@hydroabyssmage4179]

Gagminga yes

[@xvhjs]

thats the mene :D

[@willmbossytreal_rblx9800]

Hello

[@taravohs8584]

@Gagminga You are a good man thank you.

[@junioraguilar6006]

S

[@thefinalgirl6907]

That was the saddest, most depressing crying I've ever heard in my life, that's a defeated man 18:52

[@Nutshellin-zn6pz]

BLUE FACE BABY 69

[@Nutshellin-zn6pz]

BLUE FACE BABY perfectly 69

[@keironroberts6163]

the fact that he was laughing at the same time

[@YourLocalUkrainianGerman]

This was the first cry you have ever heard, you're welcome.

[@thefinalgirl6907]

@@YourLocalUkrainianGerman it wasn't

[@randomguy123playsgames]

“Kill sky he’s sad and high” “They’re running at me with axes, they’re gonna scream bakka” “What if there’s a Japanese police man swagger”

[@dryfruit9272]

*baka

[@RezidueWithaZ]

@@dryfruit9272 bacha*

[@sassy8514]

Lithium Bacca*

[@nbaya23]

"Remember when you went under 10,000,000 subs 5 times? Did KZbin have to send you 5 diamond plaques?"

[@ethana5257]

I read this as this happens

[@dampierre99]

My yearly watch of the past and torturing myself with thinking what could've been

[@forge4273]

The fact that Carson not only considered eating an onion but did so without fear scares me beyond measure. He is truly an unstoppable Force and the very world is his immovable object The single question that ties them together? Which one shall overcome the other. Only time will tell.

[@mildlyupset6011]

æ

[@formerunitedstatespresiden1544]

æ

[@yokaiju8909]

I've got a school friend who can eat an onion with pineapple juice poured straight onto it.

[@bex6930]

@@yokaiju8909 oh god oh fuck, its satan

[@mildlyupset6011]

@@yokaiju8909 I had a friend who snorted pepper in middle school. Straight pepper. No hesitation.

[@justinmna6527]

Next Mr Beast Video: How long can Callmecarson survive in my BASEMENT without FOOD or WATER!?

[@athalia6062]

***gone sexual*** ***he died***

[@Jake-js2ct]

It's okay he'll just cave and give Carson a crate of raw onions

[@EnderGoku9001]

Can he survive with only bagels??

[@happyh0ur888]

@@athalia6062 he's not even one of those guys that does that lol

[@athalia6062]

Happyh0ur888 TankTrouble Online lol i know that’s part of the joke

[@fatalixity134]

I'm wondering if Carson is gonna come to Week #2 after he insulted almost all the people in the game.

[@Yuckod]

He's #9 on trending for gaming on KZbin so he'd probably return

[@fatalixity134]

YoKod probably but I mean he did insult half of the people there lmao

[@GradietPanda12345]

DankDonkay you realize he’s joking right?

[@cosmologicl]

Carson's dialogue in all of this video is pure irony for shits and giggles

[@fatalixity134]

Doggo I’m aware of that.

[@thejman6489]

I miss Carson and Shlatt getting together

[@Zion8997Gaming]

same bro.

[@refrigerator5000]

yea

[@lil_brain0258]

rip

[@duncanharvey3959]

why did they part ways?

[@thejman6489]

@@duncanharvey3959 Carson did something along the lines of exchanging nudes with a minor and Shlatt decided to not associate with him : / Since then Carson looks to have gotten his act together (mostly) but obviously still hasn't recovered the major loss after he took like a 2 year break

[@kurtiskato8845]

Endgame is the best crossover Carson: *joins Minecraft monday*

[@ch._3205]

bruh my dumbass thought that was James in your profile pic

[@yagorg1492]

I love how Carson just knows how to act like a Fan that's awkwardly harrassing his idols.

[@areebmasoodi8932]

It's kinda cringy...

[@lxciwrld]

@@areebmasoodi8932 no

[@areebmasoodi8932]

@@lxciwrld yeah been watching more of his vids. Funny guy

[@sciathoir]

Dude, I honestly can't tell sometimes when he's being serious or not lol but Carson is great

[@vshatriya5254]

@@areebmasoodi8932 That just shows how great his acting skills are.

[@MyNameisGon]

Marvel: Endgame is the most ambitious crossover ever. Minecraft: Hold my milk bucket.

[@dietznuts4362]

Hold my speed pot

[@sockket6821]

nah nah nah nah *mr beast's paintball game was better*

[@MyNameisGon]

This had more of a nostalgic feeling than the paintball match tbh. Sky does Minecraft, Bajan Canadian, Captain Sparkles, and dozens of others in one session is all that I wished for.

[@justaustin7563]

No its Keemstar: Hold my cotton candy G-Fuel

[@justaustin7563]

@@sockket6821 your on that good good if you think that's better than this

[@mcdonalds5972]

*CallMeCarson in June 2020:* haha maybe 2021 will be better *CallMeCarson less than a week into 2021:* 18:52

[@JohnFortniteKennedy_]

Wonder what's he doing rite now

[@professionalretard9308]

@@JohnFortniteKennedy_ dropping the soap

[@conilanth823]

@@professionalretard9308 sorry bro but he ain't in prison

[@tf2player993]

​@@professionalretard9308how about now?

[@evanwelch3235]

godly new-age youtubers playing the greatest game of all time with youtube legends... i'm awestruck

[@TheSonicBros1]

It was incredible

[@hellobonnie1380]

Seeing all these old minecraft players makes me wanna cry.

[@moltencrow3275]

Same heckin nostalgia

[@SpyGC7837]

Yeah

[@Abs0lut3Cyner]

I miss Deadlox dude... He was my baby back in the day

[@mootwo_]

what made me cry was Carson

[@hellobonnie1380]

@@mootwo_ 😞👊

[@emeraldaard6982]

12:23 jesus that unholy noise

[@rikkka]

EmeraldGamer1011 e

[@connorcarmichael3082]

E

[@christinabutterfield1801]

Hoaaah follow

[@xrpmxwix7932]

HUUUEEEAH

[@biggiecheese9467]

Nigga got some mad auto tune in that.

[@PoopieMcSkroochiehahaha]

18:52 carson when he accidentally let the soap fall in jail

[@mrbluesky2521]

Are u okay? *no*

[@buckyXII]

Idk

[@bodaciousdoggo8971]

Damn

[@andrewn.caldwell6218]

He's gonna be good friends with Jared Fogle in there! 😂

[@danielmak6841]

What does drop the soap actually mean?

[@wookiecommander4554]

18:54 the most underrated part of this segment is Carson’s cut off scream when he sees the lava

[@thatstower4570]

Not underrated been a big meme for a year

[@wookiecommander4554]

@@thatstower4570 I’m just talking about the one part of the meme not the whole meme in general

[@Annie-rg4if]

Perfectly cut screams

[@user-sp3pb5in9p]

Right into a ad

[@somekidnamedchris]

Lmao that's what gets me most

[@frostbytefreemanfilms]

This was the most iconic stream ever. *coper opens door* “Apple?” *coper opens door again* “I HATE THE MISFITS. I HATE THEM SO MUCH.”

[@lr-]

coper

[@outragouschild7252]

coper

[@imgonnakate]

coper

[@abccedacf]

coper

[@loulou3467]

coper

[@princeguzman1175]

Sky was being ignored by literally everyone the entire time every time he is on the screen I feel bad for him.

[@princeguzman1175]

Unie for real....

[@珍珠奶茶]

@Unie fallen kingdom

[@thatoneguy9582]

i used to rule the world

[@sambradley9091]

@@thatoneguy9582 Chunks would load when I gave the word

[@Eredazeddd]

who the fuck is sky XD

[@trueMSB]

5 stages of grief: Denial: 19:08 Anger: 19:02 Bargaining: 19:11 Depression: 18:53 Acceptance: 19:30

[@Unsteady1]

This isn’t monday This is probably Thursday

[@isecodude6114]

*Probably

[@kertu3436]

You stupid its thursdaymondayfriday

[@coltonberreth9009]

‘Tis April 13 2020

[@fivedfiva]

Time traveler? No way! How is it in the future?

[@Hilltree_Builds5537]

Thursday’s for the B O I S

[@katbird2699]

#12 on trending for gaming Pewdiepie Minecraft is still probably #1 It is a good era we live in friends

[@TheDeadMeme27]

#11 now lol

[@sirmorp8662]

The top 2 are minecraft and happy wheels, this is amazing

[@PHES]

We’re witnessing the start of a Renaissance

[@kellymarquez7857]

9 now

[@grugiv]

Kelly The Weirdo 29

[@VictorIsSoCool]

19:10 When the toilet water doesn't stop rising.

[@ChaChaChaddio]

Too funny 🤣

[@RileyB_226]

Lol

[@Phatboy-rv2oz]

Underated comment

[@MBark_TV]

It’s scary when your 9

[@VictorIsSoCool]

@Chadwick Boseman no

[@nivorann]

19:10 "You won’t be right on the 5th of January"

[@RunicCs_]

18:46 you can witness a grown man crying because of his own stupidity.

[@ikeeichenberg9068]

And 37:05

[@EnderGoku9001]

F for Carson F

[@Bitt4n]

I cry laughed lmao

[@shadowrev2914]

Carson and Schlatt: Yeah we got this. Carson and Schlatt after 20 second time jump: *Deep Inhales followed by weeps and rage*

[@WebHead1738]

everybody: schlatt carson: schlött

[@trite00onyt]

I say schlött too

[@felixkuhlmann9985]

Wilbur, the brit be like: Schlaahtt

[@dylndylndyln]

carti: slatt

[@21wins28]

Who tf is schlött ????????🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

[@Tyyy777]

Schlutt

[@sithslime]

This definitely reminds me of simpler times.

[@aeinzalot]

Marvel: Endgame is the biggest crossover ever Minecraft Mondays: *hold my beer*

[@Cera_01]

Smash Ultimate?

[@defectivepikachu4582]

king neptune: hold my crown

[@dylanblack4049]

DTM DOGGOPOO this format of a comment has been so overused from the hundreds of alike comments I’ve read

[@uhmarty]

very true

[@juliansolimo7566]

I see you are a man of worthiness

[@tynado7807]

4:00 you can see his subs rising and going back down the second he stops dancing

[@x_cross9248]

We shall demand more

[@mrsmartii9979]

Yes

[@randomguy-tl5ql]

Simps be like

[@MaybeVinny]

Yea lol

[@Rydercoolkid]

Lol

[@vAqeii]

You know the Minecraft game is going to be heated when Carson is involved

[@EnZo1rst]

most likely

[@rodrigojps]

You know the Minecraft game is going to be heated when Carson is sweating before it even starts

[@defectivepikachu4582]

yeah especially the first 9 rounds huh

[@nmi4430]

Figures. ever since I started watching Carson play Minecraft

[@demoizellez]

you know the minecraft game is going to be heated when technoblade is involved

[@matthewnguyen9339]

18:47 when you see the cops 19:12 You get arrested

[@icymeel3378]

19:11 is me when i get arrested

[@mykulu]

Always remember the first rule of Minecraft Technoblade never dies

[@ethancarter1983]

He did to junky

[@memeso6507]

TNT spam

[@nira-ori8980]

Preston Garvey it’s not cannon

[@rof2877]

Technoblade will win every Minecraft Monday solely with the power of Pig Rank

[@ethancarter1983]

Memeso still killed him

[@bakedbeansVEVO]

I love how Carson knows so many references to all the other youtubers videos

[@LexR6S]

287 likes and no comments so... First

[@bakedbeansVEVO]

XeXii I didn’t even realize I was getting likes haha

[@jakeshultz2820]

I was surprised to see Atozy there or that Carson recognized him

[@Trojixx]

18:46 is when Carson starts crying

[@parad0x448]

Exodia thank you

[@JustJoshinAroundd]

THANK YOU

[@dizzledizzle3543]

Exodia your doing God’s work

[@twist4386]

Here come the memes

[@ironicallyivy5078]

i am finally satisfied

[@FrenzyGG447]

i miss simpler times

[@yourboytotinos5124]

2018 youtubers: who plays minecraft 2019 youtubers: today we are going to the nether

[@commissarvigil4806]

Xavier Craig 1100 I 1100 see you

[@pentalacroix]

Minecraft breaks people. Ive neber been so happy to see him breakdown so fast to QUICKSAND.

[@theboos5852]

You’re banned

[@graydrawsonline137]

I’ve never seen more fear in a man’s eyes than Carson’s while playing Minecraft

[@Adam_1.618]

I miss this arc

[@absolutezerokiryu660]

18:53 The boys when they find out that their "homework" folder got deleted

[@x_anime_editz_oxweeb5339]

Absolute Zero Kiryu Or you por- eh nvm

[@EGE676]

The report was on a very impowering woman, mia mallova

[@GobouLePoissonBoue]

Actually, I accidentally deleted my "homework" folder because I thought it was the homework folder....

[@imapigeon7984]

@Mosty Gaming Who Cares!

[@memeizt]

@@EGE676 empowering*

[@burger9997]

Carson disliking Fitz hits different

[@awsumsas]

I think this is one of the last remaining videos on his channel that still has him in it.

[@hannahbeauty8688]

AWSUMSAS wait holy shit I just realised that

[@lukasprice]

AWSUMSAS the one when he finished his theater in smplive I think also has Fitz in it

[@user-qv9ho1lj3z]

It really does

[@awsumsas]

@@lukasprice Which episode is that?

[@anonymousdab7191]

"What if humans used 100% of their brains?" Carson: "Onion"

[@rinnnnnnnnnnrin]

Greatest moment in gaming history

[@ShyGuy2020]

Uber eats:what do you want? *CaRSoN:OniON*

[@SoundestTax]

Oño

[@Donikin]

_Onion_

[@xoogkage]

Carson after seeing why he’s trending: 18:47

[@diarrheaboy5819]

😂😂😂😂

[@QuickTikTokHits]

This is the best fucking comment I’ve seen in a while 😂

[@nazmulhossain5490]

Hahhaa

[@JollyButi]

"Endgame is the most ambitious crossover event in history" Minecraft Mondays: Hold my beer

[@hazefirestorm8255]

Dude so true

[@clnne]

Hold my wooden sword

[@samfairbanks3692]

Wait that sounds bad fuck-

[@infiniteelite2747]

Hold my Onion

[@astronomicalrat7616]

Reddit ass comment LMAOOO

[@tree_9747]

18:50 funny thing is, CaptainSparkles kept talking about avoiding that trap

[@toddpowers029]

12:23 Sounds like when they change the tyres in NASCAR

[@Luck-qy9gj]

Lololol

[@mushroomfrompvz4750]

Ahhaha

[@TrevorEllison-lh5yo]

10 hour loop

[@xsVinny]

TIRES*

[@minhkhangletruong9341]

Bruh it is the English way

[@drkatbun8566]

His "how am I supposed to know that's there?" at 19:20 always reminds me of the "leave Britney alone" guy

[@broodonik8424]

I'm considering this to be KZbin Rewind, because I knew almost every single youtuber I saw

[@breadsticks471]

HARD AGREE, REWIND NEEDS A MINECRAFT SEGMENT AND IF IT DOESN'T THEN WE FUCKING STORM KZbin HEADQUARTERS

[@johnmattan3273]

I really wish it was. Rewind 2019 sucked ass this year. There was actually no effort.

[@xcanteen]

6:54 oh how this aged

[@aravenssorrow]

Yea 🙁

[@jjsoss131]

fr 😭

[@grester5929]

Wdym

[@samh2222]

@@grester5929 Carson's gf supposedly cheated on him with Fitz and in the timestamp, Carson is calling Fitz a nice person. :(

[@grester5929]

Sam H oh thats pretty fucked

[@Craiguuu]

Minecraft Monday’s: Ninja Can I get a screenie??? Jackbox: “Tyler Blevins Hits Wife”

[@MantisM1]

18:58 Dream stans when Dream fakes a face reveal.

[@coltonslade1408]

Schlatt laughing is dream

[@ryaninsta69]

This aged like wine.

[@solfitzgerald4005]

19:11 when my dog hears the doorbell

[@pervyelftahk4568]

So true

[@aron1089]

Chadwick Boseman you mean you think fortnite is better

[@chimichanga__]

lmao

[@zeno7157]

@Chadwick Boseman Fortnite is for babys and sweaty tryhards while minecraft is for real men

[@lukitommele3798]

@@zeno7157 "minecraft is for real men" real men probably dont play games and babies cant play games so you must be an idiot or part of the reddit hivemind

[@umbraltears3434]

Carson: spills water on himself at 2:05 Carson's face: uncomfortable, and unsatisfied

[@emmalykke8520]

But why is that me.... Literally

[@chipirox]

@Chadwick Boseman SHUT THE FUCK UP

[@normalpigeons5190]

@Chadwick Boseman Kinda distasteful

[@TienNgo-wi6zd]

I don't see any @Chadwick Boseman

[@manuelrobledo9727]

500th like

[@chiangkaishrek5123]

5:09 **When the gorilla breaks out of its enclosure*

[@the_senate6689]

Harambe looking ass

[@suclox12yearsago56]

My lord and savior Chiang Kai Shrek will always defeat Lmao zedong

[@jelenavujacich2359]

He sounded like Skydoesminecraft wen he screamed 😂😂😂

[@su238als]

Lmafo

[@evancobb2554]

Jelena Vujacich that’s exactly what I thought

[@TristenTimberwolf]

18:52 when Joe Swanson is behind you

[@oO-jh2ts]

12:23 that noise got me dieing I've been re playing it for like 10 min

[@humblerat3868]

And then when he says follow in such a monotonous voice I can't🤣

[@ManUnderTheStairs]

Donkey Kong🤔

[@nebulaentertainment3404]

Play the part back in slow mo, and it's even better!

[@cattemstudios5865]

_hAH????_

[@Wefwjenna]

Play it at 0.25x speed

[@theskilledbossgamer4482]

12:38 when a mosquito is flying in my ear at 1:00 am

[@carterthompson3413]

I feel attacked, just fought one off at 1:21am

[@Overdrive1]

My sleep paralysis demon at 3:00 am

[@iloveizumisena]

Damn it’s 1:43 AM and I was smacking my ear because of a damn mosquito that won’t leave me alone. I relate

[@bibosbarb9627]

you made me spit my coffe on my pc thanks for the laugh

[@thequickeking6763]

Haaaaa

[@kymriel]

10:20 lmao bruh literally transformed into Morty

[@Zayats_MW]

Bro what the fUCK

[@LunxrStxr]

I MISSED THE FUCKING BUTTON RICK

[@mushroomfrompvz4750]

SlickLikeAtrout omg ur right

[@confusedbakugo1373]

OH JEEZ OH MAN RICK I MISSED THE BUTTON MORTY YOU FUCKING IDIOT, YOU MISSED THE BUTTON? YOU HAD ONE FUCKIN *BURP* JOB MORTY! JUST CRAFT A DIAMOND SWORD! NOW WE'RE GONNA DIE MORTY, WE'RE GONNA DIE CAUSE OF YOUR STUPID ASS!

[@phantomruby6633]

GODAMN IT MORTY

[@EvelynInaba]

18:52 "dramaalert has uploaded a new video"

[@bn_alaghbari]

haha comedy funny damn you made me laugh funny ahah

[@KW_2000]

That's so funny despite what's going on being extremely whack and absurd

[@T0M_X]

19:01 when monkey have no banana

[@T0M_X]

20:41 when have banana

[@irene-wv6uj]

I don’t know why this string made me laugh so much

[@gen5216]

im disappointed in my sense of humor

[@osuhog.2008]

Munkee

[@raghavpratap9012]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@nixxwastaken7157]

Teacher: Alright class when we take this test there will be no talking Kids in the hallway: 19:11

[@jonathan-zo9nh]

Here before this comment blew up

[@Piccolospickle4]

Nice

[@JCEditsYT]

@@jonathan-zo9nh never did :)

[@MethAddict21]

That's soooo true

[@atrociousbean4096]

I literally cannot tell you how true this is...

[@webzter2661]

What?! It's Monday already? You know what that means... Time to shake your tail like this funny cat doe S

[@cyanthegojifan]

omg

[@clownman2594]

:) Happy a good monday :) Please share :)

[@caden1184]

S T O L E N

[@stizsy3679]

stolen

[@webzter2661]

Not gonna lie, I didn't steal. The other guy had the same idea as me, and I had the same idea as them.

[@shrekconfirmed5456]

18:48 carson in the prison shower

[@Canyoufeelthesunshine]

And then he screams right after lol

[@tim5350]

5:10 He is slowly evolving into Tyler1

[@santig7483]

Let’s make a shit ton of tyler1-like memes

[@samfairbanks3692]

lmfaooooooooooo Edit: the more o’s there is, the more funny it is, right?

[@NoNo-pw1fw]

Tim 2:16 dellor

[@ag6371]

And XQC

[@SovietMemes]

PewDiePie looked at your skin and said "wtf is this" Carson lmao

[@MSPaintDaily]

Hello there

[@SovietMemes]

@@MSPaintDaily hello there

[@emiliogaytan2263]

When?

[@blew1t]

@@emiliogaytan2263 general kenobi

[@hehe4070]

when lol

[@a3rupt251]

18:47 one of the most famous callmecarson moments and i witnessed it live

[@aryan_sheik]

A3rupt yea, that’s why ur 9 months late to comment.

[@a3rupt251]

Aryan rewatching vids and ur also 9months late i commented this 3 months

[@jacobwithani2081]

A3rupt hes 13 months late

[@aryan_sheik]

A3rupt ye but i dont like carson, i just heard of an incident where a guy called carson cries, and this came up. I dont even know who he was at first.

[@cans2719]

Aryan you’re mom

[@filip2276]

i am so thankful that most of mc monday happened while dream wasnt famous so he wasnt in it i am so thankful

[@instantchaos2385]

wtf why do u hate him so much what did he do to you

[@mintkody]

​@@instantchaos2385this comment was 2 years ago, but anyways he literally supplied alcohol to minors and sent fucking moaning audios to teenagers, so i guess this person was right to hate on him lmao

[@instantchaos2385]

@@mintkody didn't he say he found him like that at a party?

[@ryderspider8841]

wasnt true, he gave it to him. and recorded it which was fucked. fuck dream@@instantchaos2385

[@humanoidshrek5524]

@@mintkodyupdate: nuh uh

[@Cercuss]

Started hearing the outro before they fell into the trap and I was like "NO ITS NOT SAFE TWITCH MAN PLEASE"

[@CHNL30]

I wish we could go back in time and just warn him

[@anomy5704]

"i hate the misfits so much"

[@bigswaggin2856]

Zeeb why the misfits?

[@bigswaggin2856]

Harry Cutler the rest of the misfits are still there awesome selfs. It’s just that fitz did what he AND KATE did and people have apparently started giving everyone shit

[@anomy5704]

@@bigswaggin2856 that's what Carson says in the video

[@bigswaggin2856]

Zeeb yeah after looking at your comment I realized😂 whoops

[@deff_bepis]

1:22 Came for “callmecarson does minecraft Monday” Got “callmecarson does the game of life”

[@210Caveman26]

18:52 When the cops pull up at Carson’s house.

[@LD-ig8rj]

Lol

[@Dommbuscus]

We heard you talked to a girl 2 years younger than yourself! You DISGUST me!!

[@RoxastheKeyofDestiny]

I want to like, but it's at 69

[@hjonk3630]

@@RoxastheKeyofDestiny how original

[@samtacular3642]

I watched the breakdown of a man in this video I loved seeing all of the youtubers here ngl like the ones I do and don’t watch lmao

[@Honeydwarf85]

Who all was in this?

[@icantbelieveitsnotbutter7924]

@@Honeydwarf85 30:18

[@tangledupvideogames]

I saw that DanTDM and ThinkNoodles was there

[@betzyb5964]

Where that anime profile pic from Samtacular

[@VeiledArctic]

Oh, ok

[@KMAN6101]

"SOME SLUT JUST KILLED ME!" - Carson 2019

[@AnenMT]

*I love how “all” the Minecraft youtubers are coming back.*

[@catnat6571]

@The main cause of warps in all of reality Minecraft Ultimate

[@sorceress]

you ruined that comment by saying XD , took my like back.

[@dillis2188]

LIEK OMG LOL ECKSDEE

[@dillis2188]

@@sorceress His misuse of quotation marks doesn't help.

[@bruh_cringe06]

Not etika 😞

[@goldrush2437]

18:46 the callmecarson meme

[@angel-dm5ko]

28:27 made me real sad with recent events. i hope carson is ok :[

[@boomsoundeffect]

What happened??

[@angel-dm5ko]

@@boomsoundeffect kate cheated on carson w fitz. :/

[@boomsoundeffect]

@@angel-dm5ko oh my fucking god. Wow. I dont know what to say

[@angel-dm5ko]

@@boomsoundeffect yea it sucks :(

[@donaghwilson7715]

@@angel-dm5ko How long ago was this because at first I thought it was months ago, then someone said his recent post was related to it and I have confusion?

[@explosivebody1260]

I was crying laughing when he fell into the trap on stream

[@shopkinspesky]

18:53 Redditors after finding out that nintendo got rid of the “so long gay bowser” sound effect in Super Mario 64

[@elnickel815]

To be fair it was pretty disappointing

[@n0tju1i4n]

Now they have “bi bye”

[@camygael]

Also the BLJ

[@dankbuster2181]

All of us:

[@TroboTicTac]

@@n0tju1i4n bye bi*

[@NutoriusTwizz]

I like how Cooper occasionally walks in to make fun of him