So I Trapped 100 Players in a Tiny 5x5 Border World

[@lucdhecc9398]

Techno at the beginning of the server: Bullied ruthlessly Techno at the end of the server: I am inevitable

[@ayeitzcj]

1k likes and only one comment

[@sovietnationalism5240]

@Bioraual Owned so hard that you didn't even respond

[@sovietnationalism5240]

@@welshiteTF2 Bioraual insults are as weak as his dad's pull-out game.

[@mathewzheng4992]

@Bioraual XD if you dont find it funny keep it to yourself why u gotta openly tell him hes not funny ? that just seems rude and uncalled for. If you have a better joke lets hear it XD

[@thethe6604]

@@mathewzheng4992 it’s a opinion don’t let bring you down everyone has their own opinion there entitled to it

[@lukeedbrooke4903]

Wilbur: would you rather fight toddlers or- Techno: I wanna fight some toddlers Wilbur: I wasn't done with my que- Techno: those kids are getting s l a p p e d

[@blooop3126]

The vine works too well.

[@MusicPigeon]

I can hear this in their voices

[@shadow_shine3578]

Hahaha

[@ae7874]

When is that moment

[@watchableraven3517]

@@ae7874 In your mind

[@cloudking4896]

"Who should we teleport? Let's teleport Philza, the guy that never dies." The first time I saw this video I had no clue who Philza was, now that I know that's so much fuckin' funnier.

[@doubleslashkarma]

Ph1lza had a good run

[@starglades]

i feel ur pain, i had no idea who techno or phil were the first time i watched this and rewatching this literally has me dying of laughter

[@Doge__]

I don't know who Philza is... Can anyone explain? I hear Wilbur and TommyInit occasionally mention him in their streams when he is in the chat. But other than that I have literally no clue. 😅

[@starglades]

@@Doge__ hes another streamer/youtuber, wilbur and tommy mention him a lot because theyre friends

[@Doge__]

@@starglades oh ok thank you so much! 😊❤

[@RandoCosmo]

the fact that it wasn’t just random viewers, but Phil, Sneegsnag, Grunk, Charlie, Luke and Techno in there too without being in a call with Wilbur and just being normal minecraft players and then achieving godhood is hilarious and wholesome to me.

[@loweffortspeedster]

"Josh, I want you to restart the server in hardcore mode." Philza: ah shit, here we go again

[@cybercritterowo]

those two guys with a zombie and spider skin

[@strateupgamr7]

@@cybercritterowo PHILZAAAAAA!!!! WATCH OUUUTTTT!!!!!!!!!

[@cannicole]

*baby zombie sound intensifies*

[@chuuyanakaharas]

@@strateupgamr7 LMAOOO

[@oliviagrace6914]

For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. John 3:16❤️

[@MeboDotExe]

Techno’s story is a tale of revenge. A true cinematic masterpiece. A tale exacting vengeance on people who have wronged him. Legendary.

[@devilfruitenjoyer2930]

The “anti/toppers” have been shut down

[@thethanossnap5086]

He was killed by someone named tapwater420

[@iwontputmyname1664]

This game just made me FEEL like spiderma- Techno blade

[@santiagothedog6932]

@@iwontputmyname1664 u mean spiderham Yes I'm proud

[@x12madman19]

Then just technoplane

[@hydryx9244]

Techno at the beginning: *getting bullied * Techno at the end: *snaps his fingers*

[@anonymousperson4712]

He doesn't snap his fingers he just beats up orphans

[@unknownincognito2425]

@@Slippery_Crusader shut up

[@unknownincognito2425]

@@Slippery_Crusader i was just doing it for a joke but ok sure

[@KRAstudios]

@@anonymousperson4712 who are the orphans gonna tell? There parents?-

[@bofsuu3570]

@@KRAstudios oh fuck- oh shit-

[@milkwastakenn]

philza and techno messing around and breaking the game. im gonna miss these moments. fly high techno

[@sandydog3746]

Techno never dies

[@Courtney_TDI]

I would like but the likes are at 69

[@Cottons_.]

He used the Elytra from the vid to fly to heaven to defeat God

[@w0rmbr41nzz]

silence.

[@ACE_0_SPADES]

who tf is techno? is he friends with wilbur or sum?

[@noxywoxy519]

I could hear Phil laughing as he just gave everyone gear and Techno going *goose having an asthma attack laugh* when he just kills people

[@finnsears6659]

I vibe with your name

[@shewolfblacklink1062]

That description of Techno's laugh describes my laugh and that makes me happy...

[@bofsuu3570]

@@shewolfblacklink1062 I- why is that also me

[@dpmcfarland6897]

'going goose' is the perfect description

[@Breve-might-be-here]

Consider: kazoo laughter

[@demarcusfanpage3719]

Charlie commiting suicide immediately and then Techno flying above his inventory is a cinematic masterpiece on its own

[@Lumidon]

Make it a movie

[@envoxity9544]

@@Lumidon i would watch it. What else can i watch? Ive already watched all my movies. Aaaand i have like 500, maybe 600 idk but i have a lot.

[@Lumidon]

@@envoxity9544 Oof.

[@typicalfella]

Timestamp?

[@baconboy486]

When I liked your comment, it went from 2.1k likes to 2.2k likes! (Also I know that no one cares or asked)

[@user-xl2ru5dq6r]

4:12 "Wilbur let me out the commoners are touching me" - Technoblade 2019

[@AandJ9]

Lol we both watched this wayyy later when it was posted I also didn't even see the stream (I also was the 120th like XD

[@Jay___________________]

@@AandJ9 cringe

[@ccjangel1002]

@@Jay___________________ calling someone cringe is cringe

[@Jay___________________]

@@ccjangel1002 nope

[@lukakaps9548]

@@Jay___________________ but there is no way saying nope isnt cringe

[@annlytical745]

Wilbur- "Josh I want you to restart this world to hardcore" Phil- *war flashbacks to the baby zombie incident* Alright. Let's do this.

[@angelicdream708]

**cracks knuckles** *my time to shine..*

[@winterfox0138]

4:12 "Wilbur let me out the commoners are touching me" -Techno

[@pineapple8008]

Philza said "OH GOD ITS SO LOUD" 5:00

[@Thebookguy1]

Was it actually them two

[@pokehero77]

Lord Wither yea

[@robin5965]

Grey Andere i just hit it on 1k!

[@aquarium.pebbles]

okay

[@lavender3944]

Techno just slowly having a villain arc after he accidentally killed Phil-

[@Solistellaz]

Techno was like Kakashi but with hatred

[@0bs1d1anKn1ght]

the end is near at this rate

[@excavator_man]

He’s like that terminator from skeppy s video

[@technobladefan7791]

True. But was it really a *villain* arc?

[@duckworth9896]

Foreshadowing

[@jimmoody6991]

Wilbur: Today I'll be putting my viewers into a 5x5 world boarder Technoblade: These people are insects to me, they should be honored that it is I that will bring their deaths

[@q.479]

lmao

[@musicmastermind2154]

Correct

[@himynameiskobey.7994]

Techno and Philza just showing up is so wholesome. They knew Wilbur was doing something and they wanted to see.

[@jelbra]

Philza when using hacks: gives everyone good stuff Techno when using hacks: KILL KILL KILL

[@kitkatmelon]

69th like 😏

[@ronin747]

@@kitkatmelon haha funny number

[@azrizalhassan8450]

Wheres a comment about LukeOrSomething dude

[@Haylie-]

@@kitkatmelon Yeah I know! Isn't it awsome how there is 69 likes just like there are 69 mobs in minecraft!? RIGHTTT!!!??!?!?!??!

[@carolineharrison8260]

Noice

[@mr.pen1560]

I love how techno went into a blind rage after he killed Phil

[@Soapia99th]

Time stamp

[@thefrostedflakes3265]

@@Soapia99th 25:13

[@moooonnsoon]

@@thefrostedflakes3265 you are a go

[@fluffiu]

You see, Philza's dad energy counteracted Techno's need for blood and turned his energy to unhinged uncle energy When he killed Phil, he was no longer bound by Dadza to not shed as much blood as possible

[@lwiksnnam3017]

like achilles after patroclus death

[@joemorris3638]

Can we just talk about how fast Phil and techno got their hacks up

[@theirishboah8385]

You know they plan that when it happened.

[@firkejdjneii28283]

fake news techno only use hacks on hypixel

[@meganbriana5]

i don’t think techno was actually hacking

[@Dymoond]

@@meganbriana5 17:08

[@aozzya1563]

@@meganbriana5 He was like holding shift and running and stuff

[@KeydoYT]

Will is the kind of guy who sees a microphone filter and asks: "is anyone gonna eat that?" and not wait for an answer

[@atomic_blonde.]

PLEASE THIS IS *GOLD*

[@Hey-gc6on]

I can’t tell if this was before the vlog or not, I think it was made on the exact same day

[@Hey-gc6on]

Why is this the first thing you think to do?

[@digitalreko]

@@atomic_blonde.will GOLD

[@heart.swells]

@@atomic_blonde.yes it is gold. william gold ‼️

[@murderouscroww]

what ive gathered from this video: everyone wants to kill technoblade, no one wants to kill philza

[@gasstationchickensandwich6800]

This is true XD

[@stormagedon3852]

@Sydney Hawkins technically he didn't mean to kill him so its still true

[@daisysocks_]

Except for wilbur, who teleported him mercilessly into a cave full of mobs

[@QRaine]

@@daisysocks_ I- 😭

[@aj.judge09]

Everyone wants the glory of killing technoblade, nobody wants to challenge the hardcore boi

[@pomegranates5902]

technoblade getting the elytra reminded me of a beetle that nobody thought could get any scarier until it lifted its carapace shells and revealed, it can in fact *fly*

[@jelly_queen2557]

I went to a camp and had five of those in my tent so me and my friend hid in one of their bug tents and spent the night squished in there with them

[@CJ-sp6lh]

This description is terrifying

[@jelly_queen2557]

@@CJ-sp6lh they really are scary one landed on me in the tent and jumped and almost ran out of the tent and into a rock but my friend grabbed me in time I had actually cried

[@nienel]

this is the best description i have ever seen

[@pancake-zw2qc]

Large bug video

[@funky4046]

10:18 noticing that mjopa is in the frame is like seeing a character who was an extra finally get a role in the show

[@kianadresse891]

Goose yooooo

[@meowdyllic]

IKR DUDE I WAS SO HAPPY

[@LeafDoodles]

Wait I recognize that name what video were they from?

[@meowdyllic]

@@LeafDoodles the death video

[@JamieMarwood]

Yeah And there also Ichigo

[@amywhitehead1430]

To be honest, that ended exactly how it should’ve. Techno flying around in full enchanted diamond armour in a finale 1v1 with Charlie and then Charlie just jumping because he knew he didn’t stand a chance 😂

[@midnightmoon_15]

I died during that part lol the way Charlie took one look at techno freaking flying and was like ‘ yep im out’

[@benmock6]

“Why did I auction someone’s life?” That’s going in the quote book.

[@H0RR0R_CR0W]

It went there for me too

[@magicjelly4766]

As is “I’m getting in that girls hole” at 14:43

[@saylorrblx7620]

@@magicjelly4766 PFFFFF I NEVER NOTICED

[@claudiajohnson2869]

you need therapy

[@unstablesalami]

@@claudiajohnson2869 We all need therapy.

[@9MillionAlligators]

There are 3 phases of these videos. 1. AAHHHHHH CHAOS 2. peace. tranquility. true inner peace. 3. AAHHHHHH CHAOS

[@breadyes9473]

when is there peace

[@likeyourowncommentnerd2389]

@@breadyes9473 There was never peace..... *It was all a lie*

[@MxMcGeeky]

@@breadyes9473 there’s always a brief second where Wilbur is touched by someone’s wholesomeness before Wilbur’s need for chaos hits it’s absolute peak.

[@jameshalpin1274]

Chaos 2 electric boogaloo

[@babidavi6910]

@@breadyes9473 *Peace was never an option.*

[@ebanana9791]

Technoblade does not hack, he tactically gives himself immortality by tactically using abilities.

[@UwU-wp3lb]

No one noticed but Sneeg was also hereif u pause at 4:21

[@kalidos7681]

@@UwU-wp3lb So many youtuber where there

[@happysongs4kyrone]

techno is just channeling the energy of power to give himself abilities that look like hacks Forpeoplewhoarecringeandwillsaythetechnicaltruthletmesayitforyou;technosneakingisavisualbugandhappensusuallywithdesync

[@neongalaxy5252]

congratulations on 500 likes

[@averagegenzguy2751]

He legit only used crouch hacks, didn't didn't help him What a clown

[@penqin9601]

"It's always a good idea to put lots of people who hate each other in a tiny space" Thank you for explaining the history of Europe.

[@merklederp]

This has got to have a reboot like honestly like server with a hundred people have 20 minutes to prepare/ hide in a 10x10 area and then TechnoBlade just hunts

[@landongaming7470]

Merk LeDerp yes

[@gabesleepy9240]

look out.... 𝑇𝑒𝑐ℎ𝑛𝑜𝑠 𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑖𝑛𝑔.... prepare

[@pillote1584]

You better watch out. You better watch out. YoU bEtTEr wAtCh oUt. MY BETTER WATCH OUT. YOU BETTER WATCH OUT!

[@saml9263]

good idea

[@somekiwi7779]

I wholeheartedly agree

[@agentmaryland1239]

I love how Techno went from being bullied, to being a genocidal monster

[@azetac_]

*Pumped Up Kicks begins to faintly play in the distance*

[@ethanstrait9938]

“It’s like the American school system!” -Techno

[@gnkpowerdroid9496]

ElectricDoggo sounds like hitler when you phrase it like that

[@jonathanmoothart8038]

It's ow it always goes, lol

[@xlxsr893]

Those darn video games turned him crazy obviously

[@ExceededTag6048]

Little did he know, Feinberg actually went on to become literally one of the best speed runners for the all advancements speedrun category, and broke the world record many times. Truly a king

[@anne6234]

Wait fr?

[@NarestWhal]

@@anne6234 2:33:02 aa wr, hes officially 49 minutes and 2 seconds ahead of 2nd place (ignoring 7 of his own runs that are faster than 2nd) and 1 hour and 31 seconds ahead of third (yet again ignoring 10 of his runs)

[@bobosaurus331]

I saw that and thought, is that THE feinberg!?

[@Bodewastaken]

I knew I heard the name before

[@realperson9951]

techno: **starts flying** charlie: aight imma head out

[@Cera_01]

That was the guy from SootHouse.

[@TawnyCypress79]

@@Cera_01 I think you mean *SootHous*

[@0L3N7]

Charlie from soothous

[@brightish8570]

Techno’s fans: why don’ you ever upload techno:

[@buphonia]

Brightish true

[@SgwiggleMonSquiggles]

I think Technoblade should up upload his perspective It would be really funny.

[@KieDieStudio]

He's having fun, on other youtuber's video. Errr...i mean server

[@fluffofoxo8824]

He just vibing

[@q.479]

lmfao

[@hecc7906]

Watching techno massacre everyone was like watching a serial killer documentary

[@oscarstenderup]

Hecc But Its commentated by Wilbur as a sporting even

[@harry-hz4fy]

oscar Stenderup hahaha

[@hecc7906]

@@shreeeze just the slow crouch walking was so intimidating

[@regretgames5580]

My favorite part is 28:40 with TechnoBlade The Angel of Death

[@firesd7306]

Or undertale genocide...

[@TheunrealToxic]

Yk, I watched this years ago and I had no idea who Phil, Techno, and Sneeg were. Seeing who they are NOW is honestly hilarious

[@swisscheeese]

"There's too many of them what are we going to do?" *Techno enters the Underground Pocket*

[@Shadow-876]

So we're not gonna talk about the fact techno killed blinded man and stole his horse? Mkay

[@flyer_qjfn2310]

shadow05 PW a true travesty

[@friendlywobbly9903]

ORAAA

[@tospsy]

#justice for blindedman

[@lovelylynxie8113]

NOOOO

[@SirenVA]

and the fact grunk was there?

[@gojuerin135]

4:12 Techno in chat: "Wilbur let me out the commoners are touching me"

[@averageidiot5792]

I was scrolling to see if someone mentioned that-

[@memekip555]

@@insert_artist_here532 are you by any chance from Alabama?

[@mallowanimationsyt4646]

Oh god I see that now XD

[@dr.phil2jr.3iii45]

@sussy imposter cause everyone skipped over it

[@death-moth]

@@insert_artist_here532 to be honest (I could be wrong) I thought they were asking you because of your name but oh well...

[@pretoxgaming8627]

It's not that techno has op items, and immortality, he just has a good gaming chair

[@Kainkoon]

Dont forget the very nice elbows

[@Em-es4bk]

In that intro it sounds like Wilbur is desperately trying to convince us that he is a human.

[@ewangoodwin1127]

Wow, its almost like thats the joke

[@pingspoofer1616]

@@ewangoodwin1127 i don't think that was the joke..

[@stefanlofven2986]

Wow

[@epicredhot5675]

I mean, he did take a video sponsorship from freaking Raid, no human does that willingly :P

[@Noobgalaxies]

@@epicredhot5675 After news of COPPA, any human would do that willingly actually

[@biggreentony2378]

Everyone: Lives in harmony Technoblade: I'm about to do what is called a pro gamer move

[@grandadmiralthrawn5962]

*walks into interview* "so what are your qualifications for this job." "ive killed technoblade himself."

[@BahadurSingh-ip9rd]

"Oh shit right this way sir"

[@josef7461]

Whats the symbol in your pfp i can't place my finger on it

[@ZylowHF]

Well I killed the killer of killers of killers

[@greenbeanbeing8410]

“You’re skipping the whole job, SOMEONE FIRE THE FRIGGIN CEO”

[@rsodrealm]

A P P R O V E D

[@bumblebeerror9019]

Phil knows exactly where his bread is buttered when it comes to outfitting techno lmao.

[@Ricardo5911jakakak]

3:51 Techno fights in the pit because of wilbur *Sometimes foreshadowing is fairly obvious*

[@nicoquinns558]

Oh my gods-

[@Sharp26]

Wilbur in every video: 21:15

[@thereal_poet]

*Stays in the pit...Stays in the pit-*

[@nootaboot7042]

"wilbur let me out the commoners are touching me" -technoblade

[@isiltalks389]

timestamp?

[@Soft__lemons]

I need to know the time stamp as well

[@nootaboot7042]

@@Soft__lemons nah

[@brendanswords4659]

@@Soft__lemons 4:13

[@islandprincess714]

That’s a bit classist

[@maurice7017]

Alternative title: technoblade goes from gettig bullied to being a bully

[@cryouru]

not just a bully, a MERCILESS SERIAL KILLER

[@tajuspikturna8097]

@@cryouru you mean just the usual Technoblade?

[@LMKgoddess]

He took "Treat others the way you want to be treated" to heart and killed them all after they constantly killed him

[@tundra4331]

@@tajuspikturna8097 I mean... your not wrong

[@Unboundiing]

Camille04 he has been the entire time tbh well since I started watching him 2 years ago

[@joekeogh6426]

Techno has always and will forever be my favourite Minecraft player

[@caitlinanzovin1146]

Same :(

[@reubnn3386]

Techno: Me fly Charlie: *Suicide is the only option*

[@reet7060]

I started screeching. This is definitely the most chaotic Minecraft video I’ve ever watched.

[@marijnpouwels4619]

Technoplane is to op

[@namelesschannel4103]

why the f*ck did he have an elytra?!

[@Fakecak3]

@@namelesschannel4103 End loot. Was in the chest Phil gave out

[@hagger4858]

technoblade nnnnneverdies(it's writen in the way techno says it)

[@kusamoon.]

Different people hacking: The dad, Philza: FREE STUFF GUYS The flyers, Grunk, etc: YO IMMA BIRD The psychopath, Techno: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

[@reirnz]

299th like

[@hagger4858]

i dont think techno hacked i just think someone gave him speed

[@chuuyanakaharas]

@@hagger4858 even better, if he isnt hacking he still kills

[@kaicommited9245]

LMAO

[@cxtcutsml706]

@@chuuyanakaharas He’s hacking but at least he got the skills 👌

[@poptart.4243]

Normal raging: *smacks desk* Wilbur raging: *pours a bag of gummy worms/bears on head*

[@rivermk1323]

the funny thing is he does both SAHAHHA

[@fluffiu]

timestamp?

[@Guitar_Bean]

@@fluffiu 16:10

[@bumblebeerror9019]

I love Phil’s hacking being purely to make a bunch of enchanted armour for people to take

[@Even_HB]

Charli: i will jump when pigs fly. Techno:

[@ingenuity23]

🤣🤣

[@jelly_queen2557]

I have been laughing for past hour help

[@Poopstick-rw1ey]

@eminem Na nannan. . And . . . . And an an an na na na na na na nun kwkwkwkwowowowowowowowowo

[@luwwy6589]

@@Poopstick-rw1ey na na nananananananananana owowowowowowowowowokekekekekekekekepopopopopopopopopopopo

[@Poopstick-rw1ey]

@@luwwy6589 Manamanamanamanamanamanamanamanamanamanamanamanaamanamanamanamanamannananaamanamanamanaamnamanamanmaamanamanamanamnamanamamamamamanamowowowowowowowoowowowouwuwuwuuwuwuwuwuwuwuuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwwuuuwuwwuuwuwwuuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwwuwu mama?

[@megamatthew75]

The emotional girlfriend conflict in the advertising deserves an Emmy award.

[@cyfe]

Simply amazing

[@eggeggchick]

almost as good as my avocado 🥑. you guys want some?

[@alexvalois7778]

@@eggeggchick can i get some avocado?

[@kristencgartner]

@@eggeggchick no I want the avocado

[@eggeggchick]

here ya guys go :) 🥑🥑🥑🥑🥑

[@almondcatlady1342]

“You can’t kill a man that’s flying” -Sun Tzu, The Art Of War

[@Kkuzono]

“ “You Can’t Kill A Man That’s Flying” -Sun Tzu, The Art Of War” -Technoblade

[@bavenquin2151]

@@Kkuzono " " "you cant kill a man that's flying -sun tzu, art of war" -technoblade " -cherriPXT

[@gretafrank754]

@aguy „you cant kill a man that’s flying -Sun Tzu, The Art Of War“ -Technoblade -CherriPXT -ßQuintus Animationß -aguy

[@atlashaugen4219]

i love how almost immediately after being allowed to hack, Philza tried to crash the server (thats exactly what those chests are made to do)

[@jabix1]

Those are end city chests he wasn’t crashing he was just getting gear

[@NameNik223]

22:05 The gamer house is such a good but sad story. The guys here were kind to each other and shared everything. After the massacre started, they couldn't watch it and left the server. What a good ending to their story.

[@werferyt6092]

and the fire nation was defeated

[@juniorwriter139]

@@werferyt6092 good God my fellow atla fans are everywhere

[@sweden1276]

Techno: Starts killing Will: The younglings! The younglings! Techno: *killing intensifies*

[@Elderbook]

Techno is Anakin 🤣

[@Legynus]

THE ORPHANS THE ORPHANS

[@sweden1276]

@@raviollie714 tjena

[@sweden1276]

@@raviollie714 läget?

[@sweden1276]

@@raviollie714 how are you

[@phantomaviator1318]

When technoblade joined, it was like that scene where the hero salutes then walks backward out the back of a plane, the plane then exploding

[@Fire157_]

it was like the hallway scene in Rogue One when Darth Vader appears in the hallway and slauters the rebels

[@camix4843]

Firemaster157 yes

[@starflayers]

this aged very well

[@IAmMythical]

Feinberg… the legend he has become today, he deserved that crown…

[@AEtherealGoddess]

*Rest in peace Blinded Man, an off-camera death that saddened many.*

[@borb6316]

Another victim of Techno

[@yulianasaborio9452]

“Master Techno, there too many of them! What are we going to do” *Techno pulls out enchanted diamond sword proceeds to kill all the younglings*

[@shadiersauce7395]

he is going to makes his New empires

[@papasmurfmw4307]

So you mean he’s going to kill Tommy and turbo?

[@forgyworgy]

population control

[@asiamangape4311]

@@shadiersauce7395 he doesn’t like them

[@meganyu5573]

LMFAO

[@theslimemegu6759]

It was perfect how when Wilbur tp'ed Phil a into the mob pit, Philza died to a zombie.

[@woooooooooooooooooooooooo]

yes

[@silvahedgehog]

I don’t mean to be that person but ph1l died from the spider originally sorry

[@woooooooooooooooooooooooo]

@@silvahedgehog Also yes

[@moonyeclipsey]

@@silvahedgehog yeah but the baby zombie did most of the damage

[@silvahedgehog]

@@moonyeclipsey that is correct but i am saying the spider did the finishing blow, not what did the most damage

[@hercorememories]

Everyone: watching techno on his rampage Me: watching a happy reunion of two lovers in the chat

[@Val-we5gp]

Please when 😭😭

[@pastaroni8683]

“Tecno is just cleaning house” I think you mean he’s cleaning *hous*

[@adsdsds6190]

Hahaha *h ö u s*

[@TacticalTabby]

Mom: clean up the house Me: YOU MEAN HOUS *(what happens next, isn’t pretty)*

[@Levyafan]

SootHous

[@static7137]

cleaning haus

[@Silver-xj6gb]

h ho hou hous hou ho h

[@galactakid7064]

Charlie couldn't handle the stressful life of a god, so he died trying to fly.

[@saltyakuma8985]

it’s tough to be a god, tread where mortals have not trod...

[@mbrinkmann27]

Wilbur: now fight to the death Techno: *starts zooming around w hacks* Charlie: *just fucking jumps off the platform* Wilbur: -_-

[@thealchemistking4063]

He was just using an elytra and fireworks

[@doge5762]

Bruh u think elytra is hacks how bad are u

[@OriJin.]

@@doge5762 techno was speed hacking in the vid lmfao

[@averagegenzguy2751]

@@OriJin. yes nerd, but you might notice the inclusion of "Charlie: just jumps off the freaking platform", which happend after Techno started flying using an elytra. Also it clearly says "now fight to the death" at the top, which was at the end of he video

[@OriJin.]

@@averagegenzguy2751 he was speed hacking beforehand.

[@cedsgm9205]

I laughed so hard when Wilbur said "I wanna get in that girls hole"

[@PixieChapstick]

ME TOO why is nobody talking about that??

[@littlenightlight4378]

Glad i wasnt the only one i laughted harder than i want to admit

[@cedsgm9205]

@@PixieChapstick I have no idea, I guess people don't want admit that they got that type of humour.

[@wanchoowo4613]

techno: *gets enchanted diamond gear* everyone: why do i hear boss music?

[@wanchoowo4613]

breaking news: Nasa digs a hole to the center of the earth to find who asked for Uw0_'s opinion

[@scrollzy5391]

WanCho OwO damn bruh, why u gotta do him dirty like that🤣

[@Virus_2456]

WanCho OwO warning I repeat. We found an unoriginal roast. The person who stated the roast is a little bitch who doesn’t know how to come up with their own shit

[@lukazu5046]

WanCho OwO gets elytra *WHY DO I HEAR GAME OVER SOUNDS!?!*

[@AgarthanKing]

Virus_2456 ok fortnite man

[@patriotslover1014]

Wilbur: "Why is Grunk on fire?" Grunk: *Is standing next to a pillar of lava*

[@amereapostleofjimpickens1547]

Wilbur: Hits people for sticks People: Defends themselves Wilbur: Suprised Pikachu face

[@ilikelobsters.2376]

UrBroJLouw dude ofc, protecting urself isnt a human right. Obviously.

[@andrewler13theundeadwarrior]

3:50 TECHNO IS IN THE PIT?!? 6:21 But then he left the game. 6:36 When did ph1lzA get here. 7:46 Techno blade drowns Wilbur/Will doesn't count for time stamps. 9:52 Techno has a Daimond sword 11:12 The Thief

[@AzurisSheer]

hoenstly though the fac that phil was literally just giving people stuff was SO SWEET

[@silk.and.cologne]

he is dadza.

[@Clrula]

OUR DADZA

[@rivolai]

he didn’t even get anything for himself. he only had an iron chest plate 😭

[@AzurisSheer]

@@rivolai he's SUCH A DAD

[@rivolai]

@@AzurisSheer he really is😭✋🏻

[@temporarysolutions]

I hope technoblade was recording, I want to hear him call people nerds as he gets assaulted for 10 minutes straight

[@iceneko9170]

ah~ it sounds beautiful

[@Ra-ss5pn]

"NOT EVEN CLOSE BABY TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!" - Technoblade, The Art Of Winning

[@bsixnshtns891]

10:58

[@daylanthomas1157]

@Derick Howard 0 lo

[@kingconniebonnie2178]

Sun Tzu, the art of war: a classical masterpiece Techno: Hold my Hypixel PIG rank

[@thewindthatblows]

Not funny

[@SeigeOfGods]

This did not age well

[@faf0]

27:45 R.I.P Feinberg frist king of 5x5 world

[@Adwertise]

dont worry, he went on to become a top speedrunner

[@olliistrytheirbest4631]

love how whenever wilbur saw a tree sapling he just stopped dead in his tracks and just- “🍃✨𝓁𝒾𝒻𝑒 𝒻𝒾𝓃𝒹𝓈 𝒶 𝓌𝒶𝓎✨😌”

[@inspiredcedar]

@Faillie nah bro.... You changed 😔

[@WereAllHuman]

Also wilbur *find underground tree and proceeds to slaughter it*

[@FlameTechKnight]

this is the first comment I have ever seen use non-default text without it being a scam bot.

[@TauCannon]

r/im14andthisisdeep

[@RRRAHHHHH]

@@TauCannon Fucking redditors at it again

[@polon9089]

nobody: Wilbur's clock when he commits mas genocide: haha circle go B R I G H T

[@J4s._.b33]

Yes. Just. Yes.

[@crimson9748]

Hahahahahahhahaah 😐😐😐😐

[@exotichxnna5193]

the wooosh bait Fuck off

[@nubnubnubnubnubnubnubnubnu4769]

"Its always a good idea to put lots of people who hate each in a tiny space" Bruh thats just the balkans

[@rockawayb1tch]

Europeans staking claims on land in Africa (19th century, colorized)

[@dyn4sty473]

Don’t you mean Florida

[@wave_o]

that is hilariously true

[@Alex-ev6lu]

PvP enabled

[@antebudimir4065]

I can confirm

[@thesalsagamer396]

Wilbur: *teleports Philza into the Mob Pit* Philza seconds before dying: Why are we still here....Just to suffer........?

[@Oak_Eggar]

12:18 surprising Phil is there instead of trying to beat the game

[@Oak_Eggar]

Ah yes 9 months ago

[@Oak_Eggar]

17:12 Mjopa

[@selinguler8060]

when will said "hacks r now allowed" this humble 5x5 world became the friking purge

[@luckythecatsdiary7497]

Lmao

[@giantcommunistrubberducky4373]

I forgot wills name was will for a second

[@sussy7527]

the way Wilbur said "it's Raid shadow legends" he just KNEW what kinda sinful words he was uttering

[@elijames740]

“Grunk’s on fire, why is Grunk on fire?” *literally a five block fucking lava stream right in front of him*

[@matiasgaming4971]

It just dawned on me what sword Techno had. It was Phil's god sword from his creative inventory. So in other terms, a sharp 255 sword. R.I.P. Technoblade

[@annahalbert7281]

wilbur: “it’s kill or be killed” also wilbur: the most precious smile in the entire world

[@blah4862]

Anna Halbert i was finna comment this😂😂

[@aadurite]

*YOU... IDIOT! *IN THIS WORLD. . . *ITS KILL OR _BE_ KILLED -Flowey 2015-2016

[@RottenLegacy]

I'm so glad I wasn't the only one who thought that

[@memeicusgaming2197]

🌻😈

[@barackobama1381]

hous

[@humbleschmumble]

*_Wow. Techno didn’t viciously murder his friends this time._*

[@LazyLoonz]

He shortly did though

[@lollol-xe9wv]

he murdered Phil

[@zanedrury1042]

Phil in the corner. Who am I to you?

[@damienrainey4252]

He murdered the man on the horse I’m pretty sure

[@nessieplushie1117]

What friends?!?!?

[@guy_onfire]

“Philza, the guy that never dies.” Techno: Am I a joke to you.

[@watchvideos9326]

BABY TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIESSS

[@Bule_Boy_2D]

You were at 666 likes, and I ruined it

[@moss1640]

@@Bule_Boy_2D lol

[@bekfatht88]

That one day techno forgets to defend phil from the babies

[@thedarkreunion.9696]

Remember when Phil dies because of the baby zombie? My favourite memory

[@samihamchev9528]

Watching Technoblade ruthlessly murder everyone gives me a sense of peace

[@OmegaWarriorDX]

Alternate title: Technoblade goes on a massacre after being released by Wilbur

[@itsPlasma06]

Basically Doom 2016

[@returnofthedoggo7994]

Basically joker

[@ilackoriginality9152]

Basically The Terminator

[@isabelle4958]

3:51 "the pit" im having flashbacks to october 16th *"it sTaYS IN tHE piT"*

[@kal9486]

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE I SCREAMED “HE *FUCKING KNEW* “

[@spoonfully]

IT STAYS IN THE PIT

[@dutchdoggogang6882]

Tommey

[@J4s._.b33]

OMG YES

[@poets_and_books5523]

*IT STAYS IN THE PIT*

[@spoogiwoogi]

Wilbur: "Hacking is now allowed." 2b2t players on Wilbur's Server: "We'd like to introduce ourselves."

[@liamsmith8518]

Or just anarchy players in general 2b isn't the whole anarchy community

[@DatManDevin]

2b2t is the best one.

[@liamsmith8518]

No it isn't it is just the biggest, I have heard the lag isn't great and unless you want to spend $240 a year to get into it without waiting days to just get kicked

[@jadedmist]

@@liamsmith8518 yeah, not only that it isnt truly an anarchy server. There are always Things that you can't do being added.

[@liamsmith8518]

It is truly an anarchy server, almost all of the restrictions are so the lag is somewhat bearable

[@nathanl709]

"It's a great idea to put people who hate each other very close" Me having Dream SMP flashbacks

[@fuwariii]

“Hacks are now allowed” -THE YOUNGEST ANARCHY SERVER IN MINECRAFT

[@kajxqeirscl]

Underrated afff

[@ItsMeFoxx]

T2b2 The youngest anarchy server in Minecraft

[@thepacific2933]

McFit new video

[@immaparrot2824]

*Wilbur is the admin of the youngest anarchy server in Minecraft* -MitFC

[@solomax2011]

In future: Wilbur runs a slave labor camp in 5x5 border

[@Nothhh]

Technoblade: "IM ON A HORSEEEE" Technoblade: *Goes in circles on said horse*

[@edmndsn77]

Teacher: What do your guys want to be when you grow up? Me: *Technoblade*

[@spooktouqe3260]

ikr?

[@H3XM3B4CKL0S3R]

There's a few sides to Wilbur: 1: how fast can I kill you 2: make ruler 3: make peace 4: give OP items to random ppl (Edit: 5: bully) (Edit.02: 6: chaos chaos chaos chaos)

[@kalebh9818]

"how is Phil alive?" *"I phil like it's endgame now"*

[@dmj271095]

Im worried about how many of them had hacked clients ready to go at a moments notice

[@kendallkreidell7299]

Daniel Jaeger same 😂

[@bigbruhmento7731]

same lol

[@yeetandskeet]

Your pfp strikes fear into my heart

[@haveagoodday6060]

especially techno and phill

[@vodkawhisperer3923]

all of them

[@user-lz5wp5cg4y]

28:42 Technoblade sniping a kill while flying honestly made me lose it, what a Chad

[@DuhChickenGuy]

how did u watch 28 minutes in when the vid came out 3 minutes ago

[@dianac7109]

@@DuhChickenGuy maybe he already watched the stream and tried looking for the part lol

[@quapin]

This man didn’t even watch the video

[@user-lz5wp5cg4y]

Gator I watched the stream my guy, this was one of my favourite parts! I see that I have confused many people, oops

[@mackinjosh]

and that guy he shot is a youtuber called LukeOrSomething with over 100k subs