So I tried Kingdom Come: Deliverance...

[@HoundofOdin]

I started playing this game and with in half an hour had been beaten near to death by the town drunk, hurled poop balls at a house, and ran for my life from some angry Turkish guys. *10/10*

[@kubikkuratko188]

They are hungarian

[@GreenGiantSlayer]

u played the tutorial...

[@kubikkuratko188]

@Liam and spoke hungarian

[@screamindemon6x]

🤣

[@erwin887]

@@kubikkuratko188 they were cumans, a turkic nation decending from the altai mountains diven by the mongols. They spoke hungarian because ther lands ranged from the danube to the urals.

[@SteveO..]

The shenanigans you get into with the priest was by far one of my favorite quests in any RPG I’ve played.

[@Dr4wfox]

Best quest ever.

[@Jolly123123123]

We all hate you.

[@lolasilver95]

Truth

[@therandom.cowboy5526]

Priest? What priest?

[@SteveO..]

TheRandom.cowboy the drunk one

[@moerukaze5464]

When you go to your grandma's house Objective Started: Eat.

[@marshmallowvampire8503]

When he sees the cheese "I want more... but I know I shouldn't." Stuffs it in his pocket

[@comradekenobi6908]

Babushka's best cheese

[@Rlwnn]

oh god don't like IT'S 696

[@eckelrock]

You: "Grandma, I can't eat another bite." Grandma: "What did you say?" Objective started: Survive.

[@maciekkowalczyk1366]

#Zanny This game takes place in medival Czech and it's near to my country (Poland) so i think,, Kurva'' means something like,, bitch/whore'' or,, fuck'' or sometimes,, holy fuck" :)

[@ZaBelyak]

Someone: Too realistic Me after 10 hours: Henry fucking solos bandit camps for their shoes

[@vecremser2226]

Yeah. I just got into the game. I just decimated a camp with like 3 fully kitted cumans with a fucking bludgeoning stick.

[@Santagonista]

@@vecremser2226 ive literally solo killed everyone at pribizlavitz in my investigation lol and yes in direct combat

[@Manu_24y]

Yeah, when you get past being treated like shit you actually start slaying everything

[@hoshi1649]

​@@Santagonista Wtf how

[@Santagonista]

@@hoshi1649 every time that there is the rattay tournament you go and you take money from the dice players at every inn, they have a loooot, you just knock out them when they're sleeping and you can take everything without problem -- of course sneaking.. after this you buy good weapon and armor--- i prefer longsword cause is faster and easier to move around and see. Fight every time you can but run if you're in danger, do this for some 9 tournaments and you're will become a killing machine. It's so fun the secret dialogues in some missions after you kill everyone alone when you should do it with a team( at prebizlsvitz there's no secret dialogue and the battle happens anyway but some missions there is secret dialogue s)

[@baconlord00]

I feel like people say it's slow because they are expecting chosen one with amazing potential and not warrior risen from nothing.

[@silent868]

Yeah I haven't beat the game yet, I probably haven't even passed 10% even tho I played days and then I gave up cuz I got stuck on this part of the game and kept dying over and over again. I'm actually gonna re try this game from the start

[@MartinMartin-vt6jl]

@@silent868 he doesn't have a helmet that means that 2 strikes ( in the head ) with anything will kill him. :) i don't know why so many players get stuck there

[@silent868]

@@MartinMartin-vt6jl no I took a guess on what percentage I'm at, it at a part where I'm sent to look for someone, and I run into 2 guys at a small camp when I'm looking for the person and I kept dying so I gave up Edit: I think the guy Im looking for is a ginger and witnessed a vallage attack

[@saviergg2351]

@@silent868 thats the exact part I got stuck on too, my god they were assholes I got stuck for 2 hours trying to take them down, ended up waiting and sniping them with a bow, any other way was impossible cuz of the games retarded autolock, kiting didnt even work

[@shi7399]

That's probably it actually, the whole beginning section of this game is you getting your bearing and learning mechanics, there's a ton of sidequests and a lot of freedom to mess around, i got derailed from the story for like a week before i went OH YEAH I HAD TO DO THAT THING lmao, exploring is so much fun there, my henry turned to be an honorable knight by day, a thieving shite with witch orgies by night

[@Templar0311]

The thing with Kingdom Come is you have to develop your characters skills or you're just going to be frustrated as hell. Too many people try to skip all the development and training and go straight to the combat, it doesn't work that way. The whole point of the game is you start out as a nobody and go through the transformation into a warrior, embrace this and the game will reward you with one of the best single player experiences ever!

[@arturotroncoso3484]

The worse part about the game is the fact that it's not long enough. Right when your really into the game and you powered up to the point of having a ton of fun fighting the game ends.

[@portalbucket5365]

@@arturotroncoso3484 couldnt of said it better myself. When my first playthrough ended i was like "wait, is that it?"

[@arturotroncoso3484]

@@portalbucket5365 yeah. Right after the last mission it started getting very interesting but then the game ended.

[@portalbucket5365]

@@notseymour7955 ok calm down ya tryhard

[@jjjjames126]

I overprepared like shit after seeing zanny dying to runt...beta him in like 30seconds

[@eckelrock]

No one in the MiddleAges: "Too hard. Died of plague. Family starved during famine. 0/10 plz nerf."

[@KorriTimigan]

Wait, all that stuff happened in the middle ages too?

[@thetalkingstick9214]

KorriTimigan yea, the Black Death began and ended in between 1300-1400 AD and the Middle Ages lasted around 500-1500 AD. And famines definitely happened after over half of the European population died so yea. Those definitely happened in that time space. When else would that have happened?

[@MajorMasonGaming]

@@thetalkingstick9214 r/woosh

[@lantag]

@@MajorMasonGaming r/ihavereddit ,Bruh there's no whooshes here, at least try to understand the comment first lol

[@maysunkj550]

@@thetalkingstick9214 r/woosh

[@StealthyDead]

Kingdom Come: Deliverance is one of the best medieval games ever made. The scale of the game is large, the world feels populated, and you aren't a God walking among men so much as a peasant whom can fight and die as easily as any other. It is a masterpiece

[@solidsundowner615]

It is far from a masterpiece if you take into account the amount of glitches and bugs and don't even get me started on how many gamebreaking bugs they are which don't allow you to continue quests and force you to start the quest from the beginning not because you messed up but simply because the game doesn't work. Horseback combat is utterly garbage and you can't even equip a spear to charge someone and you can't even run someone over with your horse to deal damage, two handed weapons being only available from dead guards and the inability to put them into your inventory is absolutely retarded, as someone who has finished the game and most side quests I can easily say the game is very enjoyable WHEN IT WORKS. Combat on 1v1 hell even in 1v2 can be very fun but only when everything works properly and the AI or Henry don't glitch throughout the entire fight which sadly happens very often like for example something that I encounter almost every time in 1v2 or 1v3 situations is the AI not knowing what the fuck to do and out of the three dudes only one is attacking me while the other two are just sprinting on me and being Literally glued to my fucking face and I can't see absolutely anything because I have a gigantic cuman helmet on my entire screen cause the AI is just sprinting on me without even attacking. The game overall is fun and all but I think the devs forgot that they are making a game and not a movie because the cutscenes are great and well done so are the dialogues but they didn't put much effort to the gameplay itself, there's a huge lack of weapons and I still don't understand why is there nothing for combat on horseback but oh well let's hope that KCD 2 will have all those improvements.

[@arandomcrusader6707]

Until you've maxed everything out

[@caleschnell]

@Thawne bruh

[@thedarkestplane1816]

@@caleschnell the best part is that Dana white isn’t a girl

[@caleschnell]

@@thedarkestplane1816 Yup..

[@kloonst]

"Tell me boy, what has happened?" "It was horrible. His army screamed *MR. WORLDWIDE* as they charged down the hill."

[@geoffroythiebaut884]

The only game where you can feel like a powerful god when you manage to hit a rabbit at 10 meter xD

[@energyipad5566]

when you can do that constently

[@vb6548]

@@energyipad5566 C O N S I S T E N T L Y

[@SmilingGator96]

Those cursed rabbits

[@utrak]

@@vb6548 that's even better

[@Jeevzsk]

@@vb6548 i think he meant constantly bruh

[@Ryan-co9xc]

"Alcoholic who sleeps til noon and gets woken up by his mom - this game is realistic!"

[@outsidercain3038]

Some things are set in stones since the dawn of Humanity.

[@JohnDoe-qu2dr]

@@outsidercain3038 Lmao so true

[@reddragon6317]

Don't forget the timeline . U weren't there😂

[@JonyMSalomon]

This should have 3k likes at least

[@junkdummy1114]

Sub to Big Bang 212

[@plaguepandemic5651]

I shot a bandit in the chest with an arrow in this game and he stopped running, took a few slow steps towards me and dropped to his knees and yielded. I let him go but he still died after only a few steps. Felt kind of brutal honestly, like I really hurt somebody who then questioned his own life choices in front of me and died for it.

[@danielnorthcott53]

The only game were you actually feel tired in real life after a sword fight

[@roolio227]

And hungry !

[@aryabratsahoo7474]

The bandits in knight Armor take so much time to kill, only when I am at a very high level. Killing them after half an hour of fighting feels so satisfying.

[@jakubneumann9191]

@@aryabratsahoo7474 Thats why you use a mace or an axe

[@aryabratsahoo7474]

@@jakubneumann9191 yeah I used that. It negates Armor.

[@RolandGenWorks]

@@roolio227 eat 42 wheels of cheese you were carrying it’ll fill you up and make you lighter!

[@LossztYT]

Pyramid schemes according to Zanny: “It’s not stealing, it’s amassing wealth”

[@vaskaportal7203]

Capitalism would like to: Know your Location

[@comradekenobi6908]

It's not killing, it's returning people to God

[@nakseyyy]

it’s genius logic tbh.

[@Agilku117]

But... this is ＯＵＲ wealth!

[@zmicier2624]

"What is kurva ??" All slavic people: 🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚

[@michacychowski6419]

And Polish people( I know they are also Slavic)

[@Ola-jz7oj]

@@michacychowski6419 przecież Polacy to Słowianie! 😅

[@michacychowski6419]

@@Ola-jz7oj zapomnijmy o tym

[@chad5196]

Sakra!

[@erikattila135]

And Hungarian people

[@troywiggins7383]

This game is one of the greatest I've ever played. Incredibly immersive. Nothing like cutting down some Cumans in the forests of Bohemia.

[@kaanyen]

Are we gonna ignore the fact that he has actually a really good singing voice

[@ilayohana3150]

I mean, youre not wrong...

[@KvltKvnt]

People have been saying that for months

[@Shadow__133]

A lot of gay singers have, not surprised.

[@KamiRecca]

@@Shadow__133 I think the uniting theme there is "Singer" rather than "Gay".

[@DaDARKPass]

Singing is easy.

[@haxet1003]

zanny: dreams of being a powerful knight Also zanny: loses a fight to a drunk

[@wolfganglandau3978]

“Take what you can, give nothing back” *Pirates of the Caribbean starts playing in the background*

[@soldatdaniels8738]

You stole my liiinneeeeeeee!!!! But I'll like your comment cause I loved that movie as a boy.....and still do.

[@JULR0W]

Loved the game, played the dice game for hours and when I did and it became dark, I got arrested for not carrying a torch xD

[@AlexandraShibalina]

Same here! I don't think I even got why the guard was standing right next to me for a full game trying to strike up a convo 🤣

[@yyoshman]

same

[@oscardelatorre614]

"They die now because they fly now." Sun Zoo

[@moosejuice4231]

I see this is a man who misunderstood the purpose of Sun Zoo quotes.

[@ibrahim5463]

"understanding or not knowing or not do the best you can't and what you want "Sun zoo

[@sawyerwhite7748]

Run fast and eat ass- Sun Zoo

[@luckierloser]

@thunderdrae r/wooosh Hahaha Yes I know I'm hilarious. The misspelling is on purpose, it's the combination of a ridiculous quote and the misspelled name that is the joke

[@felwinterslie8278]

Sawyer White haha yes

[@EnZo-uo2ci]

"Stay strapped or get clapped" -Sun tzu

[@TacDyne]

This made me giggle probably more than I should have. :)

[@liammccabe793]

Sun tzu said that and i think he knew a bit more about fighting than u do because he invented it, and he perfected it ,so no living man could best him in the ring of honor

[@fukcg00gle95]

Truly life changing.

[@supasf]

Strapped?

[@emantacacio6359]

P

[@erod6382]

"I'm doing it, I'm doing things!" Literally how I felt with the combat

[@yeetthesecond8806]

Same x100

[@11DNA11]

The combat system is awesome. You won't be a god that kills everything. Ever. But sometimes, when you beat up 3 bandits at the same time... The accomplishment is a reward on it's own.

[@JayzsMr]

@@11DNA11 the constant slowdowns make it awful and hard to get a rhythm

[@Nomadickiller]

I killed 10 bandits and there well armed

[@shaneluthy3041]

@@JayzsMr how do you think real combat is? LOTS of slow/nothing, then an explosion of activity. Then back to nothing.

[@TheInfectiousCadaver]

this is oblivion on steroids without the daedra and magic. this game is 10/10, one of the best gaming experiences you can have alone.

[@paultiplea]

@Negan “HaHa nO”

[@xx-lq6el]

If you think about it, the Cumans kinda are the Daedra of this game

[@Senzow1]

​@@xx-lq6el Men, can't wait for the next game of Warhorse Studios T.T

[@aleNoyz91]

@@Senzow1 my dog develop better the games

[@FrogWalrus]

It’s a pretty solid game, but unpolished and a lot of the gameplay elements feel gimmicky or pointless. I liked it, but it definitely wasn’t as good as Oblivion was back in 2006.

[@captainrex4723]

I actually really enjoyed this, played this game a while back, wouldn’t mind more vids

[@DT-Wise]

Long time no see

[@mexicanbatman8157]

@@DT-Wise lord Vader roses are red moustfar is on fire I have brought peace freedom and Justice to my new empire

[@alasdeangel3929]

My powers have doubled since the last time we met, Rex.

[@DoctorWrath29]

Same bro it was really good ngl

[@tylervos737]

I still like his battlefront vids more tho

[@Taleth0229]

Good game, just takes awhile to actually get going in it

[@60framespersoup]

Yeah

[@therepublicofbananas7516]

i played all of it, was maybe 6/10 not horrible but very very boring at a lot of parts

[@zenatorslurp5572]

Agreed.

[@adorablecenturion8436]

100 hours on it, bought and played through each dlc quest Great game Like 3.5/5 On console, when you start moving around fast on a horse everything will take forever to load.

[@ebuumeyr8613]

@@therepublicofbananas7516 That monastery part in particular

[@oscarj564]

I laughed my ass off when he said. "they all charged us while screaming Mr. worldwide" and "im so slow, im carrying 21 apples"

[@mandeepsingh4451]

Same

[@TheBasketofYT]

I remembered watching this and absolutely dying at everything. This shit is funny as hell. Now years later, its helping me forget the pain of a breakup. Thanks Zanny.

[@BigJackHorner1]

literally same except the pain is everyday

[@TheBasketofYT]

@@BigJackHorner1 same. The pain is constant now.

[@BigJackHorner1]

@@TheBasketofYT twins

[@khiryreese2618]

“I’ll have my vengeance… Mr Worldwide” “It was horrible, they screamed Mr. Worldwide as they came down the wall.”

[@mh1593]

"there's a witch in my house! Someone get a fire going!" Cumans..... "okay....."

[@kevinviet5217]

Was looking for this

[@legoyoda645]

I remember playing this game, quitting for 2 years (I couldn’t find a spade to bury my parents) I searched up a tutorial and went back to playing the game. I’m glad I did

[@tomas.mp4]

I'm happy that you like it. As a Czech myself, I recognize these castles architecture, the countryside, medieval European history etc. It's super realistic and real fun to play. :)

[@robinrehlinghaus1944]

It took me so long to find this spade, I also quit for like two months… and then it was so nearby!

[@legoyoda645]

@@robinrehlinghaus1944 I searched a tutorial for that damn spade

[@TheGman42087]

I was frustrated with a lot of it but started trophy hunting and now I'm currently working on this game, it's gonna suck but it's a blast.

[@Crosroad]

I had to look it up too

[@ZulRf]

A "small trick" I realized after my second playthrough. Disengage (sprint) from the enemy for about 5 meter, then let them rush to you to trigger the green shield. Timing it right and you got Master Strikes almost 100% 👌👀

[@TheAce152]

I beat this game and bought *most* of the dlc and loved every second of the gameplay it offered, I’m glad I’m not insane and that people actually enjoyed this game for what it had to offer

[@ZanderNH]

Straight up busy with my third playthrough If you want a good time, max out archery at the range in Rattay and max out Axe and Sword with Captain Bernard - then compete in the Rattay tournament 6 times to get the complete Lords of Leipa Armour set Then go hunting with Hans Capon.

[@symmetrymilton4542]

Let me guess "From the Ashes" was an expensive clusterfuck that cost to many groshen to finish 🤔

[@ZanderNH]

@@symmetrymilton4542 Busy with it now lol

[@symmetrymilton4542]

@@ZanderNH Good luck

[@TheAce152]

@@symmetrymilton4542 bro, what else was “From the ashes” besides just that lmfao

[@lordchaluha]

*zanny plays game from my homeland* *me:* "I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK"

[@soldiergorkee4883]

*KuRwA?*

[@lordchaluha]

@@soldiergorkee4883 No kurwa more like *KURVA*

[@bdgamer1258]

cz am i right brother?

[@lordchaluha]

@@bdgamer1258 yeah

[@turkiyeataturk2556]

czech gang

[@Rlwnn]

bruh this game is so good yeah early in the game your gonna get whooped because henry is just a blacksmith son without any combat experience or anything tbh but late game: *he is a machine*

[@ethansands7634]

Ikr can't wait for the cuman genocide video

[@kennynoirman6778]

This game has a perfect leveling system where before you actually know anything you suck then after you start getting higher level and get trained you become super strong

[@MoldyOog]

I played through the game twice. With the DLC. It's just such an underrated game.

[@jagar5580]

I am the machine

[@geraldwakolbinger4423]

Maybe Henry is a machine in late game, however the cool plate armor I found early didn't help me to get that far. Easy mode for noobs would have been nice for me... xD

[@alzbetal1499]

As a Czech girl with passion for Czech history and countryside, all the good Feedback in these comments warms my heart ♥️. Thank you guys! I recognised almost all the places shown in this game and im glad that it’s beauty can be shown to all of you ♥️

[@sjingelling]

So what does kurva mean ? XD

[@alzbetal1499]

@@sjingelling it basically means whore, but is sometimes used by itself when something goes wrong.. instead of ‚shit‘ I guess 🤠

[@tbone9474]

@@sjingelling I think you can hazard a guess, based on context

[@sedmidivka]

@@tbone9474 similar uses as bitch, fuck and shit, same meaning as whore. but much much stronger language :)

[@tbone9474]

@@sedmidivka yes I can imagine that :)

[@genfox1g913]

"It's not a fair fight my health starts at half" Me: *Flashbacks to Halo*

[@turichitty8300]

Lololooo ol olollollollollolllloloolol

[@5o1stFilms]

Turi Chitty AWOOLLOOOO

[@marshmallowvampire8503]

When his health bar is full His character: "I want more.... but I know I shouldn't..." Stuffs it in his pocket

[@turichitty8300]

@@5o1stFilms AWOOLLLLOLOOO

[@turichitty8300]

I know that I used to play halo

[@MrSallalou]

This game is honestly one of the best games i have ever played despite the bugs

[@joshmendez737]

It’s just the combat that’s wonky sometimes

[@andrewjin6618]

@@joshmendez737 fighting is wonky in real life, so it makes sense

[@stress4284]

I've experienced a bug multiple times where if you get on a grindstone, the game freezes, and you have to restart from the last save.

[@catzor4795]

Play any of Bethesda games then. Especially Morrowind.

[@matthewclark7955]

@@catzor4795 honestly this game is considerably better than anything bethesda has come out with. Including new vagas

[@workingjoe6424]

I remember when this game launched, there was a random chest in the middle of nowhere with a full set of end-game armor... good times

[@TheCursedCat1927]

The best part about it, was that it wasn't even a Bug or Glitch. It was perpously put there by the Developers, to see how many people will find it.

[@Didi_Meow_Records]

i just murdered a sleeping knight and took his armor

[@2Lowfy]

@@Didi_Meow_Records LOL SAME

[@rdevries3852]

Of course, you generally really can't _wear_ late game armor until, well, late game, without being horribly encumbered. Still, you could at least pick and choose a few good pieces you _could_ wear.

[@DLimit]

I found this chest and went back a year or two later with a better laptop that could actually run the game and couldnt find it again :'(

[@TheDictatorsKingdom]

Unironically my favorite game, it takes real skill and shows how dangerous and fun sword combat can be, also you gotta remember you've never swung a sword before, you've got basic practice in this game but your really just a blacksmith, the game teaches you that with training you can be great, but your not going to be amazing right out the gate.

[@lemoncaketerrorist2921]

When everyone realizes it’s not Titanfall “Deception, disgrace, evil as plain as that scar on your face!”

[@nachocheese2823]

Zanny needs some choccy milk

[@thepunisher6674]

L I A R

[@YoSoYD13]

Curva means bitch

[@adammracek2287]

@@YoSoYD13 this is true

[@KGM4024]

D13YoSoy but it also means a bunch of different shit

[@blitzhunter128]

*Zany meets a woman in the game* The. Proceeds to pull an Anakin and ask “are you an angel”😂

[@NCC1371]

I pulled an Anakin when I got my wisdom teeth pulled. The assistant they had wake me up was gorgeous. Even though I was drugged and not in complete control, I still cringe when I think about it. She was really hot though.

[@Dragon_Lair]

@@NCC1371 I turned me getting my wisdom teeth pulled into a musical. I wouldn't stop singing.

[@NCC1371]

The Dragon’s Lair that’s great.

[@treys2250]

This game was pretty easy, and the realism about the game was super fun, definitely one of the most fun medieval games ever

[@jakeheiser7881]

Yeah even on the hardest difficulty if you learn the master block immediately it’s really easy

[@Biojack222]

@@jakeheiser7881 shield breaks the game, makes combat almost too easy, couple that with master strike and you'll win.

[@ToasterToastMan]

Evan Delrio to be fair the shield was meant to counter weaponry and allow lesser adept fighters to not be wiped out the second a trained swordsman came into the picture.

[@loganjones7808]

I always like historically accurate games and stories.

[@sweetrolldealer]

@@Biojack222 well it is suppost to be realistic

[@Voltaic_Fire]

I'm still hoping for a sequel, it really was a fantastic though misunderstood game. There are precious few games where you have to develop skills and understanding rather than just increase numbers to come out victorious and *EARN* that power fantasy. The story was pretty good too and was reaching peak levels of interesting just when the game ended.

[@huslethal]

Yeah, I hope there'll be a sequel Given that warhorse was founded in 2011, KCD announced in 2015 and released in 2018, I'm sure the sequel development will also be as long but would be worth the wait

[@Voltaic_Fire]

@@huslethal I sincerely hope that's prophetic of you.

[@WolfiexLuna]

Well you will be very happy right about now.

[@aag2139]

wonderful news 🎉

[@Voltaic_Fire]

@@aag2139 Go on...

[@longshlong7429]

“I’m gonna pull that arrow out” zanny: “I can take it do it” *very manly noises*

[@sdmfbastard]

I think that was marv screaming from home alone lol

[@chickysticky5176]

Glad you liked it, a lot of people have no patience and didn't put in the time to actually learn the mechanics. Glad to see someone else enjoying this game, it just gets better. Also the mission with the Priest is one of my favorites from any game, so funny.

[@npcthatruinsyourcutscene2627]

I had a blast with that mission. It was a welcome chance of pace from fighting for my life. Having a bro-sesh with some priest and then having to give his sermon, I loved it.

[@Fyrosaurus]

this game is kind of the same way as dark souls as it rewards you for learning and becoming good at the game rather than your character becoming a god. you wield all the power to make Henry a fighting machine.

[@Modie]

@@Fyrosaurus The problem with the combat imo is that the whole system breaks once you unlock the parry (which is literally at the start of the story). It wants to look all fancy with his five directions but the moment you unlock the parry the directions become meaningless, because the combat just ends up parrying the opponent and then striking again (I mean, it is easier to do since you don't need to look for directions and it doesn't take stamina like a normal direction block). Even the special attacks where you would need the directions are useless, because the enmies where they might seem useful always counter before you can attack three times in a row (I don't even want to talk about the fact that it's literally impossible to do a 5 strike attack at anyone after a certain point). The problem is that the whole fighting then becomes too similar imo. Not to mention that the game throws you in against groups too often where you can't even change targets consistently.

[@Morgravendark]

When I did that mission it said you got poisoned and died so I never finished it

[@Nugnugnug]

I'm not a masochist.

[@jamesmax]

I killed that boss by one arrow to the head the first time I faced him, it was so anticlimactic i couldn't stop laughing.

[@Hotchpotchsoup]

When you meet him in skaliz?

[@jamesmax]

@@Hotchpotchsoup no when you find him at the end of the video here

[@NilsNone]

I went jn with a warhammer, he tried to hid me and henry did a spinblockthing and hit him in the head. I couldn't see shit and suddently the fight was over.

[@taira1180]

When I faced him I was already too advanced, so I killed him with just some hits, he never had a chance...

[@Imman1s]

@@Hotchpotchsoup You can't kill him in Skalitz. I found a safe spot in top of the burning cart besides the gate to the upper bailey and picked up and killed all bandits except for him and the shovel dude that are immortal in the intro. You can use that to down both of their HP bars to zero (so they become less aggressive) and run to the combat arena and keep beating him with all your weapons until you get full mastery on all three classes if you want. .

[@sedmidivka]

all of us being cocky and getting humiliated by Runt then humbly going to exercise with Bernard 😂 that's what makes this game

[@cat_city2009]

I like that you build your combat skills with actual training instead of having to go kill gorillions of low level enemies or whatever.

[@martonstrenner1937]

@@cat_city2009 I did do that to test my newfound sword skills. Damn it felt good to defeat Runt in three hits afterwards...

[@KidSereneonxbox]

I went into that fight so cocky its crazy, got my ass beat. Raged quit. Joined back bc I can't go out like that, lost again got told to cry to my mom and rage quit again😂

[@WalkerRileyMC]

@@cat_city2009 sure sure, until you find out that because you went a little tiny bit too far into the MSQ that Bernard is now locked in place and won't train with you and you can't progress beyond a certain point because you HAVE to be somewhat good with a sword so now yea, you HAVE to go and kill 'gorillions' of enemies to get better because the devs thought it was fucking smart ot lock the only trainer BEHIND THE FUCKING MSQ! Jesus christ whoever thought that was smart was blitzed off their rocker.

[@superroach3397]

@@WalkerRileyMCyou can just train before you leave skatlitz. Just make sure to get some saves so you can knock out a guard, get a sword, and just continuously stab cows. I killed all the guards and just kept knocking out villagers to level up my stealth, which was level 14 once I left skatlitz. So now I can just knock out any guard and get good armor and weapons. And most of my main stats are were over level 10 once I left skatlitz; that’s including bonuses like 2+ vitality (permanently), 1+ speech, agility, and strength because of infamous perk, and another 1+ for all of them because of burgher perk. Of course there’s perks you’re unable to level because you’re only limited to skatlitz, but you can level stuff up other stuff like axe, sword, mace, hands, alcohol (not really enjoyable), stealth, warfare, and herbalism. I would say, it does take a few hours and even days if you want max level in all areas. But once you do it and leave skatlitz, the game becomes way more easier. But I would personally only ever do what I did if you’ve already played the game or you want to level up fast, other than that I feel like you should just experience the game regularly before doing anything crazy or any challenges.

[@King-xb1si]

"I will have my vengence, Mr. Worldwide" Havent laughed that hard in a long time 🤣🤣🤣

[@valimaa1006]

"what is kurva, why are you saying it?" Me a czech: "i am 4 parallel universes ahead of you" .

[@archdornan5311]

@@avorrr polish

[@Liurika]

It's one of the first insults in another language I learned as a child 😂 public schooling has its perks

[@rekindleproject7160]

@@avorrr it's a Slavic word so ofc all the Slavic people know it. Albanians know it because of them living around slavs for a very long time.

[@henrik1743]

Born in sweden but to a czech dad, I learned that word at 4 years old lmao

[@walmartdoomguy1131]

@@henrik1743 YOU MADMAN

[@carsonthomas8678]

I've played throught his game like 5 times now and seeing my exact experience in a video is just amazing

[@sahildhillon2859]

How

[@darthball2723]

Cool

[@fitzpatrickwooden1337]

I have no idea why, but your comment is sitting right at the top with only eleven likes. Whatthehellyoutube

[@logbobtom1234]

Fitzpatrick Wooden ikr

[@Soldmysoulforablurayplayer]

KCD is the best RPG ever, played it 2 times so far. Maybe on the 3rd try I will actually do the monastery quest line properly instead of just stealing key, open door, stabbing him at first prayer and getting 10 days in jail lol.

[@daboy199]

i cant believe all comments about the game and not the video the voice of this dude is amazing he is good at singing

[@evanyoung9230]

you're like the only comment saying this but like he's so good?? for no reason? I thought it was like an actual version of the song he put over or something

[@stevebabcock1456]

The lockpick section had me crying..

[@chalk3]

One of my favorite games currently, glad the Zan man is giving it a shot

[@kylebible]

First.

[@6ixlxrd]

@@kylebible So people are even saying "first" in the comments of comments now? Transgenders I can understand (no I can't), but THIS?

[@melvinnaumann6570]

to I absolutely love the game I play it right now 🙏🏼😅

[@thepizzafoogle5481]

7:48 This is literally why this game is underrated.

[@plain_simple_garak]

Bingo. It's an old school RPG that refuses to hold your hand and expects you to live with your choices and mistakes. That's why it's special

[@2008davidkang]

@@plain_simple_garak It's like a father that went out to get some cigarettes... never to hold your hand and left you to live with your own choices and mistakes...

[@plain_simple_garak]

@@2008davidkang More like a father that taught you what you needed to know and then expected you to act like a responsible adult when you turned 18, instead of coddling you and letting you live in their basement with no job until you were 35

[@SamDy99]

Underrated??!!!!!!!!

[@Killjoy0329]

Sure kingdom come is hard, but that’s what’s so satisfying and beautiful bout the whole game, it’s realistic and the story is interesting. Once you get pass the learning curve it’s a blast

[@shikitohno47]

0a!

[@yoshijb9428]

I'm not quite past all the small things. But I love this game.

[@matthewwilliams8978]

I love this game, and now that I've completed it twice, I'm waiting on all the expansions, sequels, and anything else that grows the universe.

[@appleciderhorror12]

It's a pretty historically accurate game. But still, the most accurate part is that one dude holding his drink while getting a good look at that arrow getting pulled out of Henry's leg

[@nahidmoradi824]

Keep making more of these .this my personal favorite medieval game ever made * cough probably because I have sunk thousands of hours into it cough * And don’t forget to use the extremely dangerous technique of the “flank and spank “ the next time you fight an experienced opponent. Keep it up Zanny Boi

[@CT-CTCheckmate]

@GavinDaLazarÁ, de jó látni magyarokat még a Zanny csatornáján is c: EDIT: Or you just put kurva in google translate... than this would be very awkward

[@wardenstone6021]

I’m feeling quite hungry

[@janwierzbicki3663]

And in polish kurwa is fuck

[@ThatGuy_212]

Thousands of hours? I heard it's just a game about delivering a sword to a guy somewhere and never really looked into it.

[@ondrejvavra5415]

@@janwierzbicki3663 in Czech also but it means prostitute as well

[@magicaltunesman8042]

"I do believe I am ready for a war now" *Army standing before village* "Ohhhh...." *horses charging towards village* "Heh..... Uh oh."

[@underthesun-ml4mu]

Skyrim: Click click, slash slash. KCD: Full-on arm workout.

[@almasbaibolov1446]

6:02 I absolutly love how well its muched. This little "Yeah!" make me rewatch this video over and over again.

[@nightowl9398]

“I do believe I am ready for a war now.” (Literally seconds later) “...uh oh.”

[@justiciar1964]

War were declared.

[@michjed7]

What? Didn't even know this game gets mixed reviews, I play this game on hardcore and I love it

[@aurin_komak]

Hardcore? You mean _bardcore_

[@bonjour7641]

Some people are confused and got used to the usual rpg skyrim like style. So when they tried kcd they expect the same, i've seen someone leaving a review "quest failing bug" when im sure he misunderstand that he missed the time window for the quest since the world of the game moves even without you lol, this game is awesome

[@darthplagueis13]

There was also a bit of a controversy with some people calling the game alt-right or racist because it doesn't have black people in it (yeah, because 14th century bohemia is such a ethnically diverse setting). Kind of stupid honestly, but on the other hand, the founder of the dev studio gave an interview to on Breitbart, so maybe they've got a point in that regard...

[@aurin_komak]

@@darthplagueis13 seriously I wouldn't mind if a game set in medieval Africa didn't have white people in it, so why should a game set in medieval Europe have black people in it? I don't understand these SJW:s

[@slynt_]

@@darthplagueis13 The devs being right wing is even more reason for me to love this game and studio

[@riclate2013]

Man I love this game, it's hard at first but once you learn the mechanics you become a force to be reckoned with. Add that on top of master strike and you become an unstoppable force

[@capnfungi7875]

People complain so much about the Combat, archery, and lockpicking, which are some of my three favorite things in the game... Edit: I like the one-on-one combat

[@plain_simple_garak]

Those were the high points of the game for me as well. I really came to enjoy the archery especially, it became increasingly satisfying to bring down a deer on the move with one very long shot, when you can barely hit the ground at the beginning lol. And I don't think I broke a lockpick again after I took that perk that buffs it while you're drunk. I think this is one of those games that you either get it or you don't. But if you do, you love it.

[@Ciraaxx]

Lockpicking with mouse and keyboard is super ezpz. I'd guess with a controller it's not as easy lmao. PC MASTER RACE BOIII

[@plain_simple_garak]

@Donald Trump Lockpicking is no problem on console either if you go into the settings and change to simplified lockpicking. It makes it more similar to pc. You just hold L1/LB down to rotate the lock and only have to move the right stick. If the sweet spot isn't near the center where it's easiest, then back out and try again. Even in Teresa's story where her skill is at minimum I didn't break a single pick.

[@joaoleites94]

I like how you said one-on-one as if you automatically winking at all your group experiences lol fighting 1 vs 2 is awesome lol and dogs. I HATE DOGS

[@2008davidkang]

Meanwhile the Hungarian player base shooting spooked rabbits on a galloping Pebbles.

[@cartersmith971]

I can't believe the Zan Man just made a Percy Jackson reference I'm so proud

[@markcsengeri7650]

What was the reference? I heard that he said something Percy Jackson but the music was so loud i couldnt hear it

[@zonatedspore97acamas]

What was the reference?

[@swedishcheems8869]

Who is Percy Jackson?

[@jbzeus6100]

@@zonatedspore97acamas 3:00 "Percy Jackson the cheese thief" lmao

[@AmissBob]

When was it in the video

[@grahamleman5239]

“To amass wealth, you must use stealth.” Sun Zoo is very displeased

[@slitheryzone5410]

@Dr Mittens PhD The greatest baker in Polish history

[@tritebs1673]

Sun Tzu. And he is the one that wrote The Art of War.

[@thisguynamedmatt12]

Sun Tzu wouldn’t be sad, Confucius would be

[@jodders619]

Some of the best writing in a game in a long time. I really hope the sequel gets made!

[@aag2139]

good news! 🎉

[@tortellinifettuccine]

Dude kingdom come is amazing, people just suck at games and they can't fight

[@calebkummer9337]

Came off a bit aggressive

[@tortellinifettuccine]

@@calebkummer9337 I mean, its like saying dark souls is a bad game because you keep dying, its not a bad game, you're just bad at it

[@jamesbond1126]

I mostly agree though the game can be pretty buggy

[@jamesbond1126]

It was annoying but made for some really funny moments

[@AzayBae]

The game reminds me of the Witcher 1 (which is why I’ll never play 2 and 3) I am uninvested two hours in and after the tutorials I feel even more confused. Playing it makes me feel drunk. I get different people like different stuff but the Dark Souls comparison works. I hate those games as well.

[@SteveSkits]

Zanny: *uploads* Me: *pauses everything* Tis is but a scratch

[@moosejuice4231]

Juicy Monty Python reference, you are a man of culture.

[@SteveSkits]

@@moosejuice4231 As are you my friend

[@sawyerwhite7748]

‘tis but a flesh would”

[@SteveSkits]

@@sawyerwhite7748 Nice

[@orsonlepherd7064]

@@sawyerwhite7748 *"it's just a flesh wound!"

[@superjarri]

For me, this is the kind of games I enjoy the most. Deep narrative, choices that matter during the game, fantastic and interesting quests. Much better than all those hack and slash games like assasin's creed, where your best skill is pressing the attack button as fast as you can. Seriously, I can't understand why those games sell that many copies. Kingdom come is much more inmersive, interesting and fun for me.

[@8Paul7]

100% agreed

[@captainunrelatedpopcornfir4177]

It’s sad to see that assassins creed is known as a hack and slash now

[@demoflow]

A lot of people play to release stress not to get stressed out by hard as hell game mechanics 😂😂 its just a matter of taste i like games with learning curves but this game makes me feel stressed thats why i had to put it down

[@kylesoler4139]

My mum has been gaming for close to 40 years now and i think she got fed up either because it was ridiculously hard or she couldn't see a lot of the game's text.

[@ingratus8160]

@@demoflow It's actually not just a learning curve. You have to level up like in any other RPG when it get's too hard. I have played the game already and am on my second run now and I actually understand and have mastered all of the games mechanics. I still lose in the tournament and the like, if I attempt them without leveling up first (even after having learned master strikes).

[@davidreid6673]

Absolutely brilliant game... beautifully crafted, fabulous lore and story, probably the most frustrating and rewarding game I have ever played. I remember trying to learn to hunt with a bow, I felt completely inadequate and almost angry; but then something clicks (skills increasing slowly but surely) and when you start to be able to regularly take down rabbits, and even those damned roe deers. Practice, practice and practice, add a generous handful of patience, be prepared for the worst, and in the end you live one of the finest gaming experiences I have ever witnessed.

[@cat_city2009]

The wild animals are so damn skittish. I tried hunting from horseback but they always disappear into the brush.

[@azusa6486]

Zanny’s singing cures depression

[@daswsecond8764]

Typical zannman: losing six times in a row to give enemy false sense of dominance. Tactical genius, non the less.

[@lupe323]

Truly a mastermind

[@TCStink3]

Death Korps Krieg CREEEEEEEED!!!!

[@samuelculper7125]

I can finally tell people to "git gud." KCD is difficult when you start but you learn as Henry learns. You're not supposed to be a badass from the start.

[@trevordillon1921]

Yeah. The whole idea is that combat is hard because your character has no idea what he’s doing at the start, and as you figure out the came, he figures out how to fight, and it’s actually quite interesting progression.

[@Scoots_McGee]

It's very unforgiving early game, which is part of what makes it so good. From peasant boy to man at arms

[@clothar23]

@@Scoots_McGee If you count early game the what 2 hours it takes to have Henry learn that counter move Bernard teaches ya sure early game is actually unforgiving combat wise.

[@maurofac841]

@@Scoots_McGee From a peasant boy, to a man at arms, to a noble knight

[@f1rebreather123]

People are so used to being godlike that they can’t handle being weak and defenseless in the game.

[@purplestar4214]

6:02 I like how he said yeah after zany said “Everyone from the place” 10/10 perfect timing

[@salmonxd679]

" I'm happy againnnn! " stares at a hanging person " Huh, i didnt remember clicking on a paul video. "

[@Santiago-ct2rv]

Ohhh so controversial yet true

[@thegreyeyedcat9142]

I spit out my water thanks for that

[@1youbeaner1]

So uhh. . . you actually went there didn't you bud?

[@grahamleman5239]

“Flank and spank, then head to the bank.” - Sun Zoo

[@tritebs1673]

Sun Tzu.

[@joshmccormack6778]

Tri Tebs pretty sure he did it on purpose

[@grahamleman5239]

Tri Tebs I did it on purpose

[@dreliq981]

Why Sun Zoo? Did he say that somewhere

[@NicoCoeurDeLion]

Started playing like two weeks ago. I’m on my second run! This game is awesome. The armor and weapons are so appealing!

[@cat_city2009]

Same! It's great.

[@___play.boy___4180]

Zanny: "I have 42 apples... how" Also zanny after clearing every plate at the table: "That was a *VERY* good haul"

[@grahamleman5239]

“Task failed successfully” Story of my life

[@zsomborkis7966]

me playing this game: wait I understand what the enemy is saying cuz I'm hungarian :D

[@Asutoro]

:D

[@thewhitestormtrooper5697]

:D

[@marted7135]

you were not supposed to have this kind of magic

[@BaronMan]

I understand cause I know Russian

[@yourbabushka3750]

FeelsGoodMan

[@zenatorslurp5572]

The game is actually awesome, played it for hundreds of hours lol. The start can be awful though.

[@6ixlxrd]

I actually enjoyed the start, but after I got to that slow monastery part I honestly fell off. Haven't touched the game in a minute.

[@G0DKING]

な6IXLXRD I felt like ditching it at the monastery part but I’m so glad I didn’t, you should give it another go.

[@Sargassian]

@@G0DKING you know you can sneak into the monastery at night and kill Pious instead of doing the long questline?

[@taloob493]

@@6ixlxrd get past it, theres some of the best parts in the game afterward

[@mrCabbages_]

I feel like the only one who enjoyed the monastery the most. I intentionally dragged it out, got really into the atmosphere.

[@fearmenot7595]

I am glad that I’m the the type of person to finish all side quests first, so that the bosses would get destroyed by the time I go against them.

[@OmriMV]

This is honestly the funniest Kingdom Come Deliverance playthrough I've ever seen😂😂

[@jankrnac3535]

Czechs are better :D.

[@tysonbell3524]

"I've got my trusty lockpick" me with my cheeky grin, cool seeing how you got booted out while in my first playthrough I jumped from the bridge

[@FishDinners]

I played a kleptomaniac so I already stole the guard armour even before I knew they won't let me leave

[@CrizzyEyes]

I didn't even know you could do that. Lockpicking on controller looks tough. In PC you just hold your mouse on the right spot and hold "D".

[@BioTheHuman]

@@CrizzyEyes I think it's late, but you should use the simplifies locks (from settings) on controller. You just need to find the yellow dot and press LB. Too bad that it becomes too easy 🤣

[@fergusmacleod9036]

@@BioTheHuman wish I would've known about that sooner, on the other hand it was extremely rewarding learning how to do the mini game properly and now I can open very hard locks with the standard settings.

[@johannlabertaler6095]

on my first playthrough I accidentally punched a guard in the very beginning and burnt to death in jail while they were raiding skalitz

[@stalinpoggers1933]

Imagine caring about being first

[@hoglog7442]

Image caring about being first on this comment comment section.

[@Riflery]

Imagine caring enough to post a comment, about imagining about caring about being first. (Continue the chain....pls)

[@swordforhire]

Bitch you def said first once in you life gtfo of here with that who cares shit your pathetic

[@glaxticalien8020]

No

[@isaiahhighley8959]

@Riflery imagine giving enough of a crap to continue the chain 😂

[@matthewtalbot-paine7977]

When Henry says "I remember his face" I was like oh good because I don't.

[@icaine16]

A couple days ago, I finished my first playthrough of the game and it was a blast. Early on, it was super difficult dealing with 2 or more enemies at once. Yet, by the end, I was slapping 1v4 with perfect parries. Its all about practice and constant training.

[@GooseVenger]

That scream when he pulled the arrow out f’n killed me bro 😂

[@plain_simple_garak]

I just finished my first playthrough of this game. 200+ hours, almost as much as my Witcher 3 playthrough. I ended up really enjoying the game more and more as it went. I wish more people would give it a chance past those first few hours, because despite a bit of jank it does a lot of really cool things. My only real gripe was that the combat system is clearly designed for 1v1, when most of the encounters in the game are against multiple opponents. You can be ambushed by 6 heavily armored guys and get surrounded and obliterated in seconds. You can use archery and stealth to even the odds, but a straight melee build wouldn't allow for that. I hope the sequel addresses that issue. Otherwise I loved it, and it was the most meaningful game I've played all year

[@Romczy]

Thats the realism. You can't just charge into fight like a berserker. Planing and positioning

[@knmaherijayatp8181]

try to fight 6 dudes in real life, just like what you said "get surrounded and obliteraded in seconds"

[@plain_simple_garak]

Of course. But it would be nice not to have a forced lock on. I learned how to deal with groups like that using archery and the terrain to my advantage, and trying to keep them in front of me. But I do think the combat system could be refined a bit in the sequel

[@heresjonny666]

I actually liked this, you had to switch targets and really think about your positioning to not get surrounded, or you had to try to seperate and thin them out by doing things like loosing an arrow at one, then running into the woods, picking them off one by one like that until there were few enough of them to beat in melee. Makes you think instead of just charging in and slaying everyone.

[@NCC1371]

heresjonny666 for the band of bastards mission where you find the bandits in the woods behind the inn at the glade, I lured some of them into the woods by shooting arrows and they’d follow the sound. Once they were far enough away I went into their camp, murdered the two or three guys that stayed and disappeared into the woods again. Rinse and repeat.

[@reviathan3524]

KCD became my new Skyrim. As in, I'd play the game for hours almost everyday, then burned out, stop playing for months, then get back to it randomly and repeat the cycle.

[@matias4226]

This is literally my fav medieval rpg.

[@terrylandess6072]

I was struggling till I led a bandit towards my horse where I mounted and began doing strafe runs till he died - "Get off your horse and fight with honor!" "I'm a gamer - I have no honor!"

[@sa80slayer85]

terry landess amen to that brotha

[@hoptropikcz4973]

I have around 450 hours on this game, its excellent. It feels like a pure RPG with awesome combat and setting.

[@pixelmaster9964]

honza 31121 preach!

[@ragnarlothbrok1561]

This game is bad

[@MoldyOog]

@@ragnarlothbrok1561 Get good.

[@hoptropikcz4973]

@@ragnarlothbrok1561 why?

[@ZephKin]

Zanny starts playing KCD: Cheese in pocket Zanny at end of KCD's story: *Eats Cheese *Instant ye olde plague kills all

[@TheTygre]

I’ve been thinking about giving this game a try. I know it had a rocky start with all the bugs, but I keep seeing people talk about what a great single player experience it is. This video really helps sell it!

[@Pyrochemik007]

The amazing part is the nature. So full of plants. Not the single tree repeated all over again to make a forest. And everything resembles reality. If you run through a puddle or horseshit, you get muddy. There are places to fish. You vn pic mushrooms, herbs, hunt hares, deers and boars. Need to find someone willing to buy it though, since it is stolen. Or you can cook it and eat. Be careful of the food items´s health, or you get poisoned.

[@teosworth1292]

Zanny: All I need is the right music, and I shall feel a power I've never known. Me: *sees swords* Me: Plays the Sword Art Online soundtrack

[@TravelWithoutDiscretion]

Crossing fields commences

[@jonobjornholm]

Zanny I am going to say this one last time. MAKE A SHIRT WITH "Way to go, Sean" ON IT!

[@obiwankenobi6655]

Don’t give up, with persistence and the force as your ally, you will prevail

[@spaceshipearth481]

@@obiwankenobi6655 sir yes sir

[@The_Wheel_]

WHEEL MERCH WHEN

[@BMTqq]

Way to go

[@gigasay432]

Zanny: they just slaughtered my entire family Zanny 5 minutes later: CHEESE

[@Stuffman1861]

Man got his priorities straight

[@loicb4880]

He know what’s important

[@中村-z2y]

If anyone ever thought this game was hard just get better. I quit my first time round but when I started it again recently I found out how to just dominate any battle I entered and it became a cakewalk